1. All women gush copious amounts of fluid from their vaginas, like a broken water main or faucet. (Surbrook, et al.)

2. All women have very sensitive and/or very large breasts. (Surbrook)

3. All anime women have very large nipples. (Surbrook)

4. All anime women have a very tight and/or sensitive vagina. (Surbrook)

5. All anime men have a ridiculously large penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common in lemons). It is also denoted with very cliché words, like shaft, tower, column, rod and so on. Some authors represent it with just length. (Surbrook, et al.)

6. Anime women can usually take penis lengths of 8" and up...completely. (Surbrook)

7. In a lemon, men and women drink each other's bodily fluids like it was fountain water. (Katone)

8. All participants always have orgasms. (Black Muse)

9. The proper response to any change in the plotline is to start having sex. (Kramer)

10. All anime women seem to want to be dominated. Except if they are in leather. (Kramer, Black Muse)

11. All anime women are closet lesbians. (Surbrook, et al.)

12. Frictionless anal intercourse can be achieved without lubrication. (Surbrook)

13. Any given all-female team are *all* lesbians and do each other at the drop of a hat (or skirt) Or they're all bisexual, and more than willing to do each other unless a real, manly male or self-insertion character presents himself. (Surbrook, Kramer)

14. Even when raped or molested by tentacles, anime girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstacy. (McLees)

15: The Cliches of the Bad mahou no shoujo (Magical Girls) Lemon:

a) Porn Trigger: Two characters view a porn film together, become hot and bothered and decide to do something about it.
b) Run to Teammate for Comfort: One character's boyfriend leaves her and she goes to another member of her team for comfort.  The two wind up sleeping together.
c) Couple Breaks Up to Sleep With Other People: Usually of the same sex if the couple was previously heterosexual in orientation.
d) Girl and Enemy: An enemy character, for no discernable reason whatsoever, decides to rape one of the primary characters.  Said primary character begins to enjoy it (see also cliche #14) about halfway through. (Berger, Sailor Mac)

17. Goofy Turn Ons: These are ordinary, pedestrian objects which have the magical power of either inducing orgasm or sexual arousal.
Some include:
warm water, rolling on a smooth table top, winds, toweling yourself after a shower/bath, mild electrical shock, very cold objects... (McLees)

18. Men are able to sustain erections continously, despite orgasming (oops, sorry, CUMMING) multiple times. (Wadd)

19. Orgasms never satiate the reciver's urges; instead, they become MORE horny. It's a vicious (or viscous) circle. (Wadd)

20. Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (known as the Goofy Meter Redline effect) (wadd)

21. Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again. (Wadd)

22. No matter how "inexperienced" the participants are are, once the lemon scene starts up, they get really, really good at it. (Civanfan)

23. Once the lemon starts, the quality of the typing degrades (more) (Civanfan)

24. Sex=Love, Even if the participants didn't feel quite that way before, it'll happen. (Civanfan)

Any more clichés? E-mail me !!

Acknowledgements: Mike Surbrook, Katone, Black Muse, Steve Kramer, Tim McLees, Mark Berger, Sailor Mac, Jamie Jeans, Ezekiel Wadd, Civanfan

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