Infamous Author Samples

Ratliff
          "This is the Shuttle craft April from the USS Enterprise.  We are under attack from an unknown vessel in system N178278.  Request assistance from any federation vessels with in range of this signal," Allen said.  "Computer, append scan of vessel and repeat message until we are cut off.
        After a couple minutes it announced, "Transmission blocked after 4 repetitions.  Enemy vessel is jamming all channels."
        "That was not a good idea," the enemy vessel transmitted.  "Now we will have to destroy you ."
        "Ensign prepare for evasive maneuvers," the Lieutenant responded.
        The shuttle moved toward the planet.  It dodged left and right the purple phaser bolts of the enemy vessel.  As it neared the planet the enemy scored an glancing shot on the impulse engine.
        "Lieutenant, I've lost helm control," Ensign Throwaway announced.  "We are going to crash land."

        Back in the cabin panic reigned.  Then into the chaos the shy Marrissa's voice rang out.  "Take your seats.  If you sit down, turn around and shut up then we will get though this."
        Meanwhile in the cockpit things were improving.  "We are regaining helm control," Ensign Throwaway announced.  Then all the sudden things got much worse.  A purple bolt hit the shuttle sending a pulse of electricity shot thought the hull hitting the Starfleet officers.  They slumped over the console, dead
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-Selection from "Away From Home 1" by Stephen Ratliff


Oscar
Artemis was too perturbated to notice the 6 cats that were hcasing him."Damn! i hate being such a sexy cat!!" Then a loud MEOW filled the air Artemis turned his back, and saw the other cats him "GET THE FUCK OFF MY BACK!YOU BASTARDS, I'M IN A REALLY BAD MOOD TODAY!"he said as he prepared his claws and teeth to fight, he knew that he'll lost, but he couldn't just let those cats kick his butt without a fight. The fight was rough, those cats began ripping him off, cutting him in the stomach, his arm, his leg, his back and his ear.(OUCH!) Oscar was aruond that fight, returning from a baseball game, with his bat on the shoulder. Artemis was already badly wounded, and bleeding to death. Oscar passed by the alley were Artemis was. Oscar gasped as he instantly recognized Artemis, he took his bat and ran to help him, he hitted 3 cats simultaneusly with it.BOOMSHACALAKA! blood spurted out from the craneum of the other cats,he actually broke the head of the one that wounded Artemis!. The cats laid around dead, as Oscar grabbed Artemis, and huged him tightly, while covering him with his shirt, Artemis saw Oscar and he said weakly "W...Who are you?" then every thing went black...Oscar, with tears in his eyes, said to Artemis "Don't worry my dear Artemis, you'll be allright".
-From "Artemis's Lover", Oscar

Greg Thompson and Mike Coughlan
       A-ko flopped her head down onto the soft sheets of her bed.  Her mind began to wander, hoping to start where her dream left off.  Within seconds she began to slowly lose conscousness.  A-ko could almost hear the music again.  When quite abruptly she felt a sharp pain in her side.
       "AHHHHHH"  A-ko screamed, as she fell out of bed with a fright.  What the hell kicked me?      A-ko wondered. A-ko jumped to her feet and grabbed the foot of the bed.   With little effort she raised the bed into the air and began to shake it vigorously. In no time at all several sheets, wrapped up in a ball, fell to the floor with a thud. "All right you pervert, who's there?"  A-ko said all the while standing in a threatening position.  The pile of sheets began to move.  An arm rose out of the sheets with a little white flag in its hand. "I give up.  No more, please."  Squeaked a voice.  As a head popped out from under the pile.
       "C-ko!  What the hell were you doing in my bed?"  A-ko shouted at the top of her lungs. That is until she looked down and realized that she hadn't a stitch of clothing on. Quickly trying to compose herself she grabbed the sheet which C-ko was trying to untangle herself from. Pulling the sheet away from C-ko and up to her naked body A-ko noticed something else.  Looking down at the now dizzy C-ko, A-ko realized that not only was C-ko in bed with her while she was nude but C-ko was completely in the buff also.
       "C-ko..um..could you please tell me why you were in my bed?" A-ko asked, trying to sound as pleasant as possible. "Well...a....I got cold, yeah that's the ticket."  C-ko said with a big grin. Hoping that this was as far as the questioning was going to go.  "Okay...that sounds reasonably sane. Now what were you doing with your clothes off AND what happened to my T-shirt? Hmmm?"  A-ko added with just an ounce of contempt.
       "...a...Well, after awhile I wasn't so cold any more.  So I took off my nightgown.  Then I noticed you were sweating up a storm moaning and writhing about so I took off your shirt for you.  And boy were you drenched. I thought you were having a nightmare so I cuddled up close and...."
       "Okay..okay, I don't want to hear anymore.  Just go to your own bed, okay?  I want to try to sleep in today."  A-ko said while placing her hand on the back of her head and waving the other in front of her.

-From A-ko: The College Years


Dave Gonterman
     Man, it was a miracle that Davey got all four of us in his car and got away before they tried to scalp him, or whatever they had in their sick little minds for rednecks from the Metro East side of the Mississippi River.  He didn't stop 'til he got to his apartment in Granite City, where we decide to hide themselves in for the night; have a party too while were here.
     Eventually, we all got close enough to tell each other our experience in trying to live in a Multicultural society.  Although none of us will admit actually hating another group, there was a moment of two in each of our lives that race relations rubbed us the wrong way.  For example, Davey had an African-American history teacher with way too much attitude last fall, who got up in front of the whole class and called him a racist to his face, only because he was sick and tired of having the slavery issue rubbed in his face like a bad dog that wet the bed.  I said that she was full of B.S., and that he was definitely not racist in saying that.  Angry, yes, but not oficcialy racist.  Besides,  my mother told me that it's just not right to visit the sins of the fathers onto their children.  However, the question over Davey's feelings toward Multicultuarism will crop up to haunt him later in this story.
-From "Piasa Bird", Dave Gonterman

Nav
The letter had told them that something very bad would happen if they didnt come, so they came. Sailors Saturn and pluto looked around. "nothings here," they said,"must be some jok..." Before they had finished their sentence, two shots rang out from the darkness of one part of the alley, quickly killing the two scouts.  After a few more shots, sailors neptune, uranus, and mercury were also slain. The remaining senshi looked in the direction the shots had come from, only to see a tall teen-age boy carrying an M-16 stepped out of the shadows. He had short brown hair and wore a large green t-shirt with a pair of baggy dark blue jeans.  He took aim with his M-16 rifle and fired another shot at sailor venus, killing her instantly. It was me, and i had come to kill the senshi. "AAAAHH!! ITS NAV!!!" the remaining scouts yelled. "RUN FOR IT!" At that point, a Tuxedoed figure in a large black cape wearing a strange white mask dropped in between me and the remaining senshi. He threw a rose at me, which landed at my feet. Laughing, i crushed the rose under my feet and fired again killing this fairy in a penguin suit.
-From "Bloodbath", Nav

Dr. Thinker
 "Bad Luck!" thunder a pink and a yellow hair girl in sailorScouts at the same time.A voice thunder"Can't save your future! Ha Ha Ha Ha!""Who are you?""I'm Prince Dimanod!""Uh-uh!""Give up!""NO!" Sailor Moon and Sailor Moon.A fight begins. Prince Diammond dogde graceful all weapon at thestart..but as Moons' taira are toss in the great hall. He getweaking and weaking.
 "Uh-uh! I give up! Force of the Nega-Verse. Drestory me!""With pleasure" thunder a black hood fiqure."You fool have not heard of me yet. I'm the Wiseman of the Nega-Moon."
-From Sailor Moon: Neo-Scouts, Dr. Thinker.
Von Doom

Koopa

Henry Cobb
 

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