Co-MSTer: Tim McLees
This is a rather notorious sort of lemon, a sour one, in fact, which involves zoophilia. Basically, Usagi gets snowballed by Luna and Oscar the Super Hermaphrodite becomes a Super-Saiyen!!! Whee. But it's rather funny, so have a go at it.
"Goku
Meets Serena"
by Sarah Slutz
Solo
The title is the plot, in this case. Sailor Moon meets Goku from Dragonball Wars, does little and accomplishes nothing. By all accounts, it is a silly crossover. It is, however, somewhat coherent, even though it is hard at times to figure out who is speaking. Go figure.
"Helping
Paws"
by Didjeridoo
Solo
This story is actually pretty good, although it is graphic at points. That is, until the protagonist meets up with Totoro. You see, this is a *lemon*. An Oscar-type sour lemon. With *Totoro*. And it had potential, too. If you've seen a picture of Totoro, you'll know what I'm talking about. The plot is basically, a girl goes out to the woods to have a baby, 'cause her husband can't get it up. She then gets nailed by Totoro, and magically, the old man is able to conceive.
"Maximum
Carnage"
by Victor Von
Doom
Solo
The *most* confusing story I have MSTed so far. The plot is basically Marvel mainstays Spiderman and Venom team up with the Sailor Scouts to defeat the Negaverse. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your viewpoint), all of the Scouts snuff it by the end, leaving Sailor Moon and Tux pledging to stop the Negaverse, or something like that. As cheesy as it sounds.
A Point to Ponder...from the West Virginian
What if Victor
Von Doom wrote a Sailor Moon/South Park crossover?
Who would die
first, Kenny or one of the Senshi?
-The West Virginian
"Masked Rider vs. The Sailor Senshi" by J.B. Graham
Solo
This is a totally unwarranted crossover between Masked Rider and Sailor Moon, which contains a *totally* out-of-character Dex (Masked Rider). Dex's new one-dimensional personality includes gratuitous lame insults directed towards Japan. The loosely veiled plot also includes a bunch of new Masked Rider wannabes. Whee. It's not very long, though, so it would make great filler on your web page. This fic also includes violence towards females (ex: Dex punts Sailor Moon in the tummy). A fic that would make Danny Bonaduce proud.
"Minako:
Warrior, Princess, Sidekick?!?!"
by Nightman
Solo
This is the largest
story I have ever MSTed, one which is is the only story I have read that
needed not one but five epilogues. Anyway, the story is about Sailor
Moon's Minako (Sailor Venus) falling into a wormhole and winding up in
ancient Greece, where she becomes Gabrielle, by some unconvincing conttrivance.
A bunch of stuff happens with some gods, and now Xena and Gabrielle have
to slay two new evil goddesses. They do.
And Minako/Gabrielle...ugh!
If you're like me, you'll root for her ultimate death in every scene. If
that's not enough pain, Minako seems to be related to John Agar, in that
she doesn't EVER SHUT UP!!! Also, there are some delightful ministrations
by the ever-loveable Joxer, wild, wacky time-traveling anachronisms, and
more plot conveniences and self-knowing smarm than you can shake a stick
at. And you'll love to find out who is a reincarnation of who. Oy vey.
And Nightman's P.O.ed
about it now, because he decided to take the riffs too seriously.
Here's a little nugget of joy...from Nightman. He says I'm a moron. Duuuuuuhhh, okay, boss! Oh, and check out his page...you'd think I tried to burn the guy's house down and kill his family!!!
"Scooby-Doo:Demon
Shark"
(Hanna-Barbera)
Solo (transcript by Michael Bilica)
A MSTed transcript of the actual episode. Contains the usual predictable Scooby action, such as eating binges, awkward exposition, and destruction of the laws of physics. You might recognize footage from this episode (the part where Scooby's waterskis get munched by a shark) from the opening sequence of the 1976 season.
"A
Pac-Man Christmas"
(Midway, Ruby-Spears)
Solo (transcript by Michael Bilica)
Now that I've read the script for this lousy show, I feel that I hate it more than ever. As a result, I don't think the MSTing is as good. You decide.
"USA
Execs vs. Sailor Moon"
by Bane
Solo
A short, unnecessary, pointless story. The plot is just Sailor Moon gets cancelled by USA. Nothing happens. I mean it. Nothing happens!!! The whole MSTing is 4K!!
Anti-Fic
Triple Feature
"Beavis and Butthead
do Sailor Moon" and "Godzilla vs. Sailor Moon" by Bane
"Bloodbath" by
Nav
Solo
My third anti-fic
MSTing contains three little nuggets of joy. The first two, all one-line
plots, are cute, in their own little way, and I really don't mind them.
The third, is an unnecessarily violent fic which has SELF-INSERTION!!!
Nav inserts himself into the story and guns down the Sailor Senshi with
an M-16. Couldn't he just show them a flow chart or something? :P
Koopa
Double Feature
"Teenage Mutant
Samuri Cats [sic]" and "Changing Polly"
by Koopa
Solo
I don't know, people say that this guy is the next Dr. Thinker. Well, these stories aren't really all that bad, and are actually written like the Samurai Pizza Cats show. And I like the show. You figure it out.
"Attack
of the 100 ft. Elmyra"
by April M. Richards
Solo
This is a lot of firsts. This is also my first Power Rangers MSting, as well as my first Tiny Toons MSTing. Unfortunately, this fic contains small vestiges of lemon, most specifically the heavy-handed references to Tommy & Kim's snogging. *That's* bad imagery, almost as bad as the sight of Goldar in a diaper. [cringe]
"Sailor
Scouts meet Chris"
by Chris Caldwell
Solo
Remember what I said
about plot conveniences and contrivances in Minako: Warrior, Princess,
Sidekick?!?! Well, that has nothing on *this* story. An obsessed Sailor
Moon fan named Chris inserts himself into the story so that he can wind
up marrying three of the Scouts...oh, it's just too horrible!! You have
to see it for yourself!!!
"A-Ko:
The College Years"
by Michael Coughlan
and Greg Thompson
Solo, clean-up riffs for Jamie Jeans, original MSTer
This is probably
the longest lemon in history. While the section I worked on was a lot better
than the others, it dragged on for eternity, and had probably the longest
setups to a hentai scene in history, The last part, for example, seems
to be in realtime.
This lemon, by the
way, is considered to be one of the worst out there. To see the rest of
the part that I MSTed, you should go to Shinji's Vault of Anime MSTings
(link below).
These are MSTings of the less-than good episodes of the popular American cartoon. Have fun...
A-Ko:
Promise Chapter 5
by Henry J. Cobb
Solo
A thinly veiled foray into those suggested lesbian overtones in Project A-ko. No lemon content, just one big setup. :\
"Video
Night at Mako-Chan's"
by Amy Bridger,
MSTed by Dr. Thinker
Co-MSTer: Jamie Jeans
This is only my second tag-team effort. And it's a doozy!! Dr. Thinker MSTs one of the most boring and useless stories in existence. I hope you all enjoy the MSTing, though.
"Time
Change"
by General Peterson
Co-MSTer: Jamie Jeans
This is my fourth self-insertion MSTing. And folks, this one is bad. General Peterson's obscene use of self-insertion includes being a self-appointed king, all-powerful mage, highest general of a universal imperial government, and power "TRILLIONS" of times greater than that of the Sailor Scouts. Enjoy.
"Sailor
Moon Meets DIC"
by Dr. Thinker
Co-MSTer: Jamie Jeans
Sailor Moon meets crappy dubbing magnate. Nuff said.
"The
Countess Chronicles"
by Lin Lin
Co-MSTers: Megane 6.7 and Steve "Scooter" Kramer
This is an utterly wrong rape-torture fic, which stoops to new levels of grossness, even worse than Oscar But... well, not as bad as the following.
"Chibi-Usa's
7th Birthday"
by Robert Tsunai
Co-MSTer: Black Muse
Remember what I said
about the last fic? Forget it. This is probably the worst fic in existence.
All of the Sailor Senshi, and Tuxedo Mask proceed to have sex with Chibi-usa
as a 7th birthday present... it's just horrible!
To make matters
worse, the author is proud of the fact that he is a kiddy hentai. So e-mail
him at kiddyhentai@usa.net in
the meantime, to ask him what's up!
"9½
Chipmunks"
(Toon Dreams)
Co-MSTer: Megane 6.7
Okaaaay... A Chip and Dale/ Rescue Rangers lemon. 'Nuff said. Good thing I have MSTed so many bad lemons! (four or more, I think)
"Sailor
Moon: Lord Thinker"
by Dr. Thinker
MSTed by Dr.
Thinker
Co-MSTer: Jamie Jeans
This may be the weirdest fic I have ever MSTed... because I appear in it. Basically, Dr. Thinker's really pointless fic shreds the fourth wall and the threads of space and time like so much old TP. But I think you'll enjoy it...
"Rape
of A Princess"
by Victor Von
Doom
Solo, edited by Jamie Jeans
This MSTing had actually been shelved for a while. I resurrected it almost 2 months later, and have put on the host segments. This happy little tale concerns the exploits of Serena, who is raped by lecherous rock star Seiya. Man. If you're a Sailor Scout in a Von Doom fic, bad things happen.
"Project
Alpha"
by Tharkon
Co-MSTer: Rob Silvers
I don't know squat about Tekken, so Rob Man did the riffs. I took the opportunity of doing the host segments. It's a rather pleasing result!
"Transformers:
The Movie"
Hasbro
Co-Mster: Dinobot
Well, this movie just sucks, that's all I can say. Any attempt to decipher the plot will make my head explode. But it does use non-standard MSTing... very annoying character!
"Dark
Moon Rising Saga"
by Blaine
Solo, host segs by Blaine
This is a rare MSTing, in which the author actually asked me to MST it... all told, a great time!
"Poke-A-Mon"
by Hachi Machi,
the Chunky Monkey
Solo, host segs by Blaine
This lemon is just plain WRONG. Hachi pairs Pikachu with Ash (from Pokemon), and for the clincher, a Tsunai-style scene between Misty and a Cu-bone. Arrrgh.
"Showgirls"
United Artists
MEGA Group MSTing
This horrid movie was riffed by a huge group of Shinji's Vault of Anime MSTings regulars... hope you like it!
"The
Origin of Hachi Machi"
by Hachi Machi,
the Chunky Monkey
Solo, host segments by Blaine (J.D. Gibson)
Hachi Machi, illustrious author of Poke-a-mon, sheds light on his downright nasty origin, which involves a horribly OOC Curious George (?!)
Oh, here's a cute pic of a kawaii Chim Chim (long story) that Blaine drew.
"Hachi-Machi
Double Feature"
"Ranma is Go"
and "Poke-a-mon 2"
by Hachi Machi,
The Chunky Monkey
Solo, host segments by Blaine (J.D. Gibson)
This is my first "non-standard" MSTing, in which Pearl and her sproogs Observer and Bobo take Mike's place in the theater. Most ominous... Oh, and here are some pics of the lucky Pokemon in Poke-a-mon 2.
"Parents Alert" by NLJ Online, "Mystery Power Theater" by Dr. Thinker
Co-MSTer: Jamie Jeans
Ah, to work with Jamie Jeans again is quite a pleasure. This time, we tackle the unscrupulous National Libery Journal of Jerry Falwell, and another Dr. Thinker MSTing, this of a really lame Power Ranger fanpost.
"The Rape of the Black Cat" by Superjizz
Solo, Host segments by Wildfire
Ummm... Superjizz decides to take his sexual shortcomings out on Marvel's "Black Cat" and "Scarlet Witch". In other words, tentacles. Then there's some jolly racism, one of the underutilized plot devices...
"PolarPup Triple Feature" by Lil Goth Puppy
Solo, Host
segments by Tuxedo Jack
Some utter surreality from
a Sailor Moon fan. Contains hot Mary Sue action and plenty of slapstick! But the author's
really cool at least.
