Mystery Sabel Theater 3000.5 "Two Worlds, One Amy" MSTed by Sabel4 Written by AmySonikku Website: http://sabel4th.tripod.com/MSTs/ MST3K & the related characters owned and copyrighted by Best Brains Inc. Sonic the Hedgehog and related characters are owned and copyrighted by SEGA "Two Worlds, One Amy" is owned and copyrighted by AmySonikku and all characters from said story she created. (SOL) (Mike and The Bots are standing around. Where isn't important. I've got to get this done quickly.) MIKE: Hi, I'm Mike Nelson, and this is the Satellite of Love. (Mad light lights up.) Hey, the mads are calling ahead of schedule. (Deep 13) DR.F: We're in a hurry, but the theme for this week's invention exchange is Sonic The Hedgehog. FRANK: Have you ever noticed how the latest Sonic The Hedgehog games have an obsession with team based play? We've invented something to change that. DR.F: What we have is a (Chaos Emerald powered of course) game rewriter that will redo any Sonic the Hedgehog game ever made. Of course, we like the evil options. FRANK: Put in this copy of Sonic Heroes, Gamecube version of course. DR.F: Select cruddy Game-Gear sprites, SA2:B's horrendous camera, the Sonic Labyrinth slow down shoes, the drug induced plot of Sonic Labyrinth, and finally, the horrendously cheap AI's of Sonic Battle. DR.F: Power up the device and *FLOINK* (The Chaos Control special effect takes place.) (When it calms down, Dr. Eggman and Chris (third season if you must know) from Sonic X are standing there.) (SOL) ALL: WOOOHOO! CROW: The mads are gone! The mads are gone! TOM: No bad fanfic for today! (Deep 13) EGGMAN: Don't count on it. I've had this fanfic prepared for when I finally capture Sonic and His Friends. "Two Worlds, One Amy" is a lime crossover between the Sonic the Hedgehog comics and games. CHRIS: And the scenes with the S.O.W machine make my teenaged body happy! (SOL) TOM: Great, new mads. MIKE: But what shall we do with the Chaos Emerald recycler (points to a recycle bin that is glowing) (Deep 13) EGGMAN: Throw it in the trash. CHRIS: Enjoy the fic! (SOL) MIKE: AAAH! We've got movie sign! (Door Sequence) > Just so you know I wrote this so people could wait until I update my > other story, Mix Up. CROW: Shaken, not stirred. > I would also like to say that did you know about > the new Sonic games. MIKE: Where's the ? The earth-shattering ? > They are Shadow the Hedgehog, and Sonic Gem > Collection. I know all about games, well Sonic games anyway. TOM: And not too much about those, either. > This > doesn't have anything to do with Mix Up. And the setting is in Archie > comics for now. CROW: What does Archie have to do with Sonic? MIKE: I think he means the Archie Sonic comics. CROW: (not getting it) IT'S A CROSSOVER, AAAAH! > In late Chapters it's going to be the Sega Universe. > Here's the story. TOM: Did you know teenage fan-fic writing causes 1,000 deaths a year? NOW YOU KNOW! > > Chapter 1: Weird Dream CROW: As opposed to those perfectly normal dreams you write about. > > Amy Rose was a pink hedgehog that used the ring of Acorns to make > herself older after she fell in love with Sonic. MSTer'S NOTE: Just to let you know, I've only read about 3 Sonic Comics. TOM: Unfortunately, she set the ring of acorns on high and hit menopause without ever going through puberty. > Sonic rescued her > from metal Sonic in little planet and brought her to Knothole > village. Amy didn't like living in little planet MIKE: So Amy Rose lives off in her own little world. CROW: Explains a lot. > she didn't belong > there. So coming to Knothole made her happy because she thought she > would fit in here. But she was wrong. TOM: DEAD wrong. She belonged in the looney bin. > She didn't belong in Knothole > either. But little did she know that she didn't even belonged in that > world. That she belonged in another world. MIKE: Her own little world. > > Amy woke up and made her breakfast. When she was done she went out to > do some shopping. CROW: I thought Knothole was an underground village? Where'd she shop? TOM: The gift shop. They're everywhere these days. > There she saw her love: Sonic. Sonic had brown eyes > with short quills. MIKE: Or was it long quills and blue eyes? Maybe he didn't even have eyes at all. > > "Hi Sonic." she said happy. TOM: Was that an adverb? Or a adjective? CROW: We have missing preposition alert! > Sonic ignored her he was with Sally. MIKE: At least until Biology 101 covered the species barrier. > Amy > hated Sally so much. Besides the fact that Sonic liked Sally and not > her, she hated Sally because she treated her like shit CROW: So much she broke out the pitchfork and scooped her into a wheelbarrow every time she went by, and spread her out over the roses. > , and sally > thought she all that.. MIKE: Glitters is gold? > Sally noticed Amy. > > "Oh Sonic I just love going on dates with you." she said trying to > make Amy jealous. Amy just walked back to her home. Her house was > nothing especial TOM: Especial? Is that Spanish? CROW: Oddly enough, according to Google, it is. MIKE: Nothing especial? Jeez, that means her house doesn't exist. CROW: Lay off the ADRIFT parser jokes, Mike. > just good enough. > > On her way to her house she saw the Chaotix, and Hershey. CROW: Who will be promptly forgotten about and not mentioned for the rest of the fic. MIKE: I'm sure that if the author introduced them to us, they will be important. > > Amy didn't have any real friends. TOM: Except Timmy the Toilet Paper Man. CROW: (as Amy, fuming) Sonic shows a REAL lack of respect to Timmy when Timmy's in the bathroom. > She felt lonely. Sure she had > Sonic, but he would run away. ALL: (British, exaggerated.) Run away! Run away! > And she did have Tails, but he was to > young to understand her problems. And then there was Mina, but she > was busy with her singing. MIKE: Mina also sounds like cousin Pearl. > > When Amy got home it was nighttime. MIKE: Guess not about the Chaotix and Hershey. > She decided not to eat and just > go to bed. Maybe in her dreams she would he happy. TOM: (ominous) Little did she know, that Jason was waiting for her. > > Amy's Dream > > Amy was in a dark room. There was nothing but emptiness. Amy walked > around a couple of times till CROW: She was eaten by a Grue. ***You are Dead*** > she was someone. MIKE: Before, she was no-one, but American Idol changed all that. > It was Sonic. > > "Hi, Amy." said Sonic walking to her. Amy ran to him and hugged him > starting to cry. > > "Amy, why are you crying?" asked Sonic. TOM: (as Amy) Because of all the Onions you ate! > > "Sonic I feel so lonely. I don't have any real friends," she said > still crying. CROW: (as Sonic) I suppose you could take up a hobby like chasing hedgehogs who hate... Never mind. > > "That's because you don't belong there," said Sonic. Amy got away > from him. > > "What do you mean I don't belong?" she asked. Sonic got close to her. > Amy then noticed that Sonic didn't look like himself. MIKE: He looks like a witch! Burn him! Burn him! TOM: Luckily, furries DO weigh as much as a duck. > He had Green > eyes like her and his quills were longer. Amy got away from Sonic. CROW: If it doesn't look like Sonic, act like Sonic, why is it still identified by Sonic's name? > > "You're not Sonic! You're a fake! That's why you're so nice to me. > You're a fake," she said crying. > > "No, I'm the real thing. In my world anyway." TOM: (as pseudo-Sonic) But then again, in my world, Richard Nixon's Pope. > he said getting her > hand. > > "What do you mean in your world?" asked Amy. MIKE: They all live off in their own little world. He's really a door to door vacuum cleaner salesman. > > "In my world I'm a world know hero. I'm as fast as the speed of > light, I have a friends named Tails that's a genius, and I fight the > 'evil' Dr. Eggman," ALL: (as in Sonic X whenever Sonic introduces himself) Da-dah-dA-Da- dah-da-DAAAAA! CROW: As opposed to the "evil" Dr. Eggman. TOM: (a la Time Bandits) Don't touch him! He's EVIL! > said Sonic. > > "In my world you are a hero, are very fast, have a girlfriend named > Sally, fight Dr. Robotnick, have a friend named Tails, and hates me." TOM: Tails hates Amy? > said Amy. > > "That's because you don't belong there." said Sonic. > > "Then where do I belong?" asked Amy looking at Sonic with hopeful > eyes. Sonic loved Amy's sapphire eyes. CROW: Even though she had green eyes like him most of the time, she enjoyed the occasional use of contacts. > > "You belong with me, at Station Square." > > End of Chapter 1 > > Please review this. I got the next chapters ready so I will be > updating daily. Sorry to all Sally fans, but she is the bad one. Not > bad, but still not nice. MIKE: More of a tapioca consistency. > I won be updating Mix Up in the next 4-10 > days. I'll try my best to make it 4. > > Thank you very much for the reviews. I don't have anything to say, > which is really weird. I'm working on Mix Up every second I have. TOM: There are 86400 of them in a day. > I'm > using Sonic's old version to make his Sega version cool.Here's > Chapter 2. MIKE: Electric Booglaloo! > > Chapter 2: History > > Sonic's POV CROW: What does Sonic have to do with Pointy Orange Vultures? MIKE: It means... Never mind. TOM: Which Sonic? > > After Tails completed his new machine that lets us travel to people's > dream, we all knew TOM: This was one of those fics filled with plot-contrivance devices. > Amy was coming home. Since Amy liked me more than > words can explain they MIKE: It wasn't going to be explained how she liked me here. CROW: Especially in this fanfic. > sent me to get her. I was so happy when I saw > her. CROW: I needed a new pair of pants. > > "Hi, Amy." was all I said I as walked to her. She surprised me by > running to me, hugging me, and started to cry. TOM: Great, we get to hear the entire first chapter again from Sonic/Sega's point of view. > I just held her tight. > > She told me she felt lonely. Who wouldn't? ALL: (raises hands) > When Tails finished > building the S.O.W machine CROW: Spy on Women? MIKE: Super Orange Whitener? TOM: Sneak over Washing Machines? > , (See Other Worlds that's what the letters > mean.) ALL: (disappointed) Awwwwww. > we could see how Amy was doing in the other world. > > They didn't treat her right. MIKE: (as MR. T) Treat her right! Treat your Amy right! Treat her right! CROW: Lay off the Agony Booth. > They didn't care for her. They didn't > love her. But I do. We all do. ALL: (singing) We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine. > > I told her she didn't belong there, but she got away from me. I got > close to her but she got away. She called me a fake it was obvious > she didn't remember me. TOM: Or she'd been sipping too much "Cherry Robitussin". > > I told her I was real in my world. I told her who I am ALL: He's Sonic the Hedgehog! MAGIC VOICE: Da-dah-dA-Da-dah-da-DAAAAA! > and what I > did. She told me what the 'Sonic' CROW: Of course, alternate versions of yourself don't have the right to your name. MIKE: Being sarcastic? CROW: (confused) I don't know.... > in her world did. I heard her say > that 'Sonic' had a squirrel for a girlfriend. That other Sonic was so > blind. MIKE: He was so blind, he forgot about THE SPECIES BARRIER! Jeez. > > She asked me if she didn't belong there where did she belong. She > looked at me with her beautiful sapphire eyes that said 'I'm lost > please help me' TOM: (craning his head upwards) No she didn't. > . I told her with me in Station Square. > > "Where is Station Square?" she asked me. I smiled and hugged her > tight. CROW: These flashback lines NEVER occurred above. > > After I hugged her the dark place we were in turned into a beautiful > field of flowers with a tree and it was sunny. MIKE: And those nice young men, with their clean white coats, they're coming to take you away! > > "Station square is were I live." I said. TOM: Of course, WHERE I live is a different story. > > "Did I use to live with you?" she asked as we sat near the tree for > some shade. CROW: In a gray-box dreamworld? > > "Yeah, we all use to live together." I said putting my chin on top of > her head. She put her head on my chest. MIKE: Uh, oh. CROW: Cambot, cue the music! CAMBOT: Bom-chicka-chicka-wow-wow! > > "But if we use to live together, then what am I doing in this world?" > she asked. MIKE: Beats us. > > "Well, when I was 14 and you were 12 you use to have a huge crush on > me. You use to give me everything." I said thinking about all the > nice things she ever gave me. TOM: All of which were made out of latex. > > "You use to treat everybody fairly even if you hated them. Sure > sometimes I would tell you to leave me alone, but I would never raise > my voice at you. CROW: Look who's having selective memory. > But I never thought you would leave us, so I thought > I had all the time in the world to apologize. But I was wrong." I > started to think about the day she left. MIKE: A dream within a dream. Great. > > Sonic's memories (normal point of view) CROW: Relatively. > > Sonic was a 14-year-old hedgehog hero. He was known through out the > world. He had lots of friends including Knuckles, Tails, Rouge, > Shadow, Omega, Vector, Espio, Charmy, and Amy. TOM: (as Homer) And Ralph-Malph, and the Fonz. CROW: (falsetto, as Marge) Homer, that was Happy Days. > > They had just finished their latest adventure in Space Colony Ark, > were they made 'friends' with Shadow thanks to Amy. Amy was the only > one who understood him, she made him realize Maria's true wish TOM: (as little kid) I want a pony! > , and > her kindness reminded him of his Maria. Omega was a robot that was > left in Ark so Amy bought it too. MIKE: Uh, Omega wasn't around until Sonic Heroes, and he was in Eggman's base. CROW: You expect the story to care? > > When they got back Knuckles went back to guarding the Master Emerald, > rouge went back to trying to steal it and other jewels TOM: Mike went back to royally sucking at Treasure Hunting levels. MIKE: HEY! > , Tails stayed > at his workshop fixing the tornado, Omega helped Tails, and the > Chaotix went back to being detectives. As for Amy, Sonic, and Shadow, CROW: Shadow's dead, man! TOM: At least until (looks at Crow) Some Shadow fanboys got him brought back to life. > they all decided to fight Eggman together. But the only reason that > Shadow agreed to be with Sonic is to protect Amy, his new Maria. MIKE: Maria is an honorary position which is chosen by the Council of Elders every five years. > Though he could never really replace Maria, Shadow was thankful for > having Amy. > > One day Eggman came and attacked them all. CROW: THE END. > Everybody was fighting at > their best ability but it was no use, Eggman was too strong. TOM: He's been working out! > He had > all the Chaos Emeralds making his robot army almost unstoppable. MIKE: Wow, Eggman's being smart. Instead of feeding all his Emeralds to a Monster/Device invented by ANOTHER crazy mad scientist that will turn on him, he's using them to create slightly stronger robots... > > "Shadow take Amy out of here!" yelled Sonic fighting. CROW: As opposed to Sonic happy, Sonic dopey, and Sonic sneezy. > > "Ok C'mon TOM: One, Shadow's never that cheerful, and two, I don't think Ok C'mon can be used w/o punctuation between the two. CROW: Unless he's talking to his Digimon partner, C'mon. > Amy lets go." said Shadow taking Amy's hand. > > "but Sonic I want to help you. I'll be strong I promise." said Amy. MIKE: (as Sonic) Well, you're a girl. You can kick robots from here to Mars, but as soon as one grabs you by the upper arm, you're a hostage. > > "Sorry Amy but you have to go, they are too strong and I don't want > you hurt." said Sonic. > > "Sonic's right Amy C'mon lets go." said Shadow. CROW: C'mon Digivolve to Let'sgomon! > > "No I want to help." said Amy. > > "Amy I don't have time to argue. GO!" said Sonic almost yelling. TOM: Guess that thing about not yelling at her was false. > > "But Sonic-" > > "GO NOW!" with that Shadow took Amy away from the fight. But what > Shadow didn't notice was that Amy was crying. > > Shadow took Amy so far away to a peaceful place. MIKE: A happy place, with a happy little tree next to her. CROW: And plenty of crack. It explains EVERYTHING. The S.O.W and See other people's dream machines? Bongs. > > "stay here, we'll be back for you." was all Shadow said before he > left. Shadow didn't want to lose Amy either. > > Amy stayed for a couple of minutes but then she could take it > anymore, she had to help. She started to run but she wasn't fast. TOM: She was Allegro! > > "I wish I could go and help. I wish I could get the Emeralds from > Eggman." she said running. Then there was a blue light and before she > knew it she was inside Eggman's base, where the chaos Emeralds were. MIKE: Uh, aren't the Emeralds inside the robots? TOM: Isn't Chaos capitalized? CROW: Since when could Amy teleport? Chaos Control requires an Emerald. TOM: Taking bets! Is Amy going to be a Possession Avatar? MIKE: NO! Put me down for NO! 5 RAM chips on it. CROW: YES! 10 RAM chips. > > Amy looked for them everywhere, but after looking she finally found > them. But the robots also found her. Amy grabbed all the emeralds and > was about to run, until she spotted the robots. Amy was so scared she > didn't know what to do. CROW: Touch them. Eggman's robots fall apart with a touch. > But some words escaped her mouth in a silent > whisper. TOM: Meow meow meow meow! Meow MIX! > > "Chaos Control." And Amy disappeared from the base to the battle > field. > > "Amy! What are you doing here? I told you to leave!" said Sonic. MIKE: And I came back! Oh, that kinda ruins the point. > > "but look what I got." she said showing them the emeralds. She was > happy that she helped until one of Eggman's big robots got her with > the seven Chaos Emeralds. CROW: By the upper arm. > > "I see we have a spy. Well what should we do with you?" TOM: KILL HER! BOIL HER IN OIL! > asked Eggman > to no one. He looked at Sonic and Shadow. Their faces were filled > with anger but with fear and sadness MIKE: But mostly with angst. > at the same time. > > "Say good-bye to your girlfriend Sonic. And Shadow, looks like you > failed to protect Amy just like Maria. HAHAHAHAHA!" he said as he > pushed a button to fire a laser at her. CROW: Unfortunately, she made her saving throw. > > Amy was scared but she remembered that she used Chaos Control before, > so she tried it again. MIKE: But she forgot the words. CROW: Chaos controller? Choas Controll? Chaos Joystick? > > "Chaos Control!" yelled Amy as the laser was fired at her. Luckily > Amy disappeared just in time. TOM: Unfortunately, the laser was teleported with her. THE END. > > But Sonic and Shadow didn't know that. They thought she was gone. MIKE: To a special place. A happy place. > > Sonic had many tears in his eyes and Shadow, being as strong as he > is, just had one tear. They both fought Eggman with all their might > and beat him. CROW: Now why didn't they do that before. > > Even after the battle was won Sonic was still hitting the laser that > 'killed' Amy. TOM: AAH! LASER HOT! BEAM DISINTEGRATE FLESH! MIKE: Kinda dark there, Tommy. > > "Sonic please stop." said Tails. Sonic stopped. Tears down his eyes. CROW: Ow, tearing down your eyes got to hurt. > > "I cant Tails, Amy's gone. And the last thing I did was yell at her." > said Sonic. > > "But Amy isn't gone." said Espio. Sonic and shadow looked at him. TOM: Since when was he here? MIKE: He knows Chaos Control also. > > "Before the robot fired I heard her yell 'Chaos Control'" said Espio. > > "But Amy doesn't know how to use Chaos Control." said Shadow. CROW: (as Sonic) Yeah, well, when Dr. Eggman shoved me out the airlock I had to learn quickly too. > Then > Sonic smiled. TOM: Shadow got to move next. > > "Amy's fine. She learned Chaos Control. She must be somewhere in this > world. I have to find her." said Sonic running away looking for Amy. > But Amy wasn't in that world anymore. When she used Chaos Control she > went to another world. MIKE: Unfortunately, it had a methane atmosphere. THE END TOM: Now who's dark, Mikey? > > Normal Point of View CROW: More like "Normal" point of view. > > Amy couldn't believe the story she was so happy. > > "its been 2 years since that day." said Sonic looking at her. > > "But Sonic your story cant be true. I was raised here." TOM: A wizard did it. > said Amy > hoping that Sonic hand an explanation. MIKE: And Sonic handed an explanation in print to her. > > "Well the time goes fast here so you grew up again. CROW: Didn't know world-shifting de-aged you. TOM: Happens in Sonic X to Chris in Episode 53/54. CROW: Fanboy. > And you forgot > about us." said Sonic. Amy hugged Sonic. > > "This is just a dream but I felt so real." said Amy. MIKE: Yeah, well, if you don't feel real you have problems. > > "This isn't a dream. It's real. And I'm going to bring you back I > promise." said Sonic looking at her. Amy looked at him too with he > eyes full of hope. Amy had never felt that happy in her life. She was > so lost in her thoughts that she didnt noticed that Sonic was kissing > her. But when she did she kissed him back passionatly until she woke > up. TOM: So it wasn't real, and Amy led a depressing life, eventually marrying Tails and having five hideous mutants. THE END. > > End of Chapter 2 > > Please Review my story. And if you want to know something ask me. MIKE: How many licks to the center of a tootsie-pop. > and > I put 4-10 days I meant 14-15 days. Sorry. > > Thanks for the reviews. People have asked me ' which Sonic wants Amy > back?' well the Sega Universe Sonic wants Amy back. Also people said > Chaos Control was getting old and that everybody knows how to use it. CROW: (as Mrs. Britain) THEN STOP USING IT! Well, > Well remember in the last Chapter where Amy wished for things and > magically got what she wanted without having a chaos emerald? TOM: It's because she has invisible fairy godparents! CROW: I'm gonna make you an emerald you can't refuse. TOM: NOT THAT kind of godparent. > Here's > Chapter 3. > > Chapter 3: Realization > > Amy woke up from the wonderful dream she was having. MIKE: And spotted Sonic in the shower. > > "I hope it was real and not a dream," TOM: YOU WOKE UP! Now, whether the dream was caused by an outside influence is debatable. > she said as she got up and got > ready. She wasn't going shopping today. Instead she was going to > think of her dream. CROW: "Thinking about my dream, thinking about my dream, this is mighty boring", was Amy's last thoughts before she was transformed into a dog- like creature! > > She went outside and sat in the swing she mad in the tree. MIKE: Uh, did that mean she swung madly? CROW: Let's not jump to conclusions. > She > started to swing slowly. > > "Sonic told me that we all lived happily. He told me that 'they' care > about me. TOM: But are 'they' space aliens? Or G-men? > But are they only the Chaotix, Knuckles, Tails, Shadow, > Rouge, Cream, Omega, and him?" MSTer: (not heard by anyone) Still more friends than I have. > asked Amy she was looking at the sky. > It was all blue and no clouds, except for one. It was a small with > cloud. MIKE: Thinker alert! Thinker alert! > > "Poor little cloud, I guess you don't have anybody too. You're all > alone on this big empty world, with no one to care for you, no one to > worry about you...no one to love you." CROW: She was wrong. Another cloud showed up and got intimate with it. > Amy started to think as the > cloud representing her and the blue sky representing all of Knothole. > She was along without anybody. TOM: (as small girl) Mr. Cloud, will you be my friend? > > There was a small breeze and Amy closed her eyes letting her hair > dance in the wind. MIKE: Shouldn't that be quills dance in the wind? > After about five minutes the wind stopped and Amy > opened her eyes. She looked up to see the cloud, but it was gone. And > the sky was still the same without it. CROW: Except for the missing cloud. > > That cloud represents me, and when it disappeared the sky stayed the > same. So if I leave Knothole will stay the same. TOM: (as Comic Book Guy) Worst. Metaphor. Ever. CROW: If you want to get technical, that was a Simile. TOM: Bite me. CROW: THAT'S MY LINE! (Jumps down and begins to fight with Tom) MIKE: Get away! There's enough catch phrases for all of us. (pulls them apart.) > > Amy started to walk around thinking about the story Sonic told her. > She walked for about one minute until she realized something. MIKE: IT WAS EARTH ALL ALONG! You.. Bastards.. BLEW IT UP! The Statue of Liberty! It was SO obvious! > > "Wait a minute," said Amy as she stopped. "Sonic told me that when I > was running back to help them I wished to help them and I wished to > have the chaos emeralds. CROW: So WISH for the Emeralds! > Then I disappeared with out a chaos emerald > to Ro-Eggman's CROW: (snickers) Break out the Antibacterial serum. TOM: (also snickering) Yeah, watch out for the Great One's Cyclotronic Vibrations. MIKE: I don't get it. CROW: Before your time. > base and got the emeralds." Amy was filled with > happiness after she found out. > > "That means I must have the power to teleport. I have to try It.," > she said hugging herself and spinning around. TOM: She clicked her heels together three times and went home to Station Square. The End. MIKE: Stop with The End jokes. They're getting old. > > "Ok Sonic said that I said Chaos Control CROW: She teleported to Level 0 and vanished in nowhere. Think it next time instead of talking out loud. > so if I say 'Chaos control' TOM: She teleported into a brick wall and died. > I'll teleport." she said getting very exited. > > "Chaos Control!" MIKE: She didn't teleport BEFORE when she said it. > Amy yelled as she disappeared. She went from the > outside to her room and landed in her bed. > > "Yes I did it. CROW: She's talking to herself. If you ever see anyone doing this, call 1-800-LOONEYBIN! > Now lets see if I can do it again. Chaos Control." she > said disappearing into her kitchen. > > "Sweet. Now lets try it without saying anything." she stood still and > disappeared again into her room. TOM: *EXTREME**BEDROOM**TELEPORTING**ACTION* > > "I don't even need to say Chaos Control I guess maybe it was to give > me hope or say that I could do it or something. This is so cool," MIKE: I'll do the most logical thing and pass out. > said Amy teleporting from her room, to the kitchen, to the bathroom, > to the outside, to her room and over and over again with a different > pose every time. CROW: It's a Final Fantasy 7 summon! > She was so happy. > > Sega Universe (Sonic and friends' house.) > > Vector, Espio, Charmy, Knuckles, Rouge, Tails, Cream, Shadow, and > Sonic were all watching Amy teleport. CROW: What do you know, it IS a Spy on Women machine. > > "Wow, I didn't know she could do that," said Shadow looking at how > happy Amy was. TOM: (as Shadow) She's not supposed to get that stoned UNTILL she comes to our world. > > "Its hard to believe that after all she's been through she could be > so happy." said Vector meaning the way her 'friends' treat her. TOM: (annoyed) STOP! BEING! OOC! NOBODY! LIKE! AMY! BUT! CREAM AND BIG! AAAAAAAH! (Head explodes) MIKE: What about the paradox-proof crumple zones? (puts new head on) TOM: Much better. > > "I miss Amy, when is she coming back?" asked Cream. MIKE: Amy's not coming back. She ran away to join the circus. > > "Soon," said Sonic looking at Amy, "Very soon." > > "But how? I mean she doesn't have all the chaos emeralds. I don't > even know if she knows what they are," said Knuckles. CROW: (as Amy) Chaos Emeralds? I think those are a boy-band. > > "I'll tell her. Or you, or Shadow, or anybody. I just want her here > ASAP," said Sonic looking at Amy. She was so happy, so nice...so > innocent. CROW: So easy to trick into sleeping with me. TOM: EEW! Not only is that rather perverted, but I REALLY don't want Amy lemon action. > > "I want her here too," said Charmy, "she was like my big sister. The > way she took care of me and Tails and Cream, remember?" TOM: Yeah, I remember the time she tried to "take care of you" with cement shoes. > > "Yeah she did everything she could to make me smile when my mom > wasn't here," said Cream. > > "And before Omega came, she was a good helper." said Tails. MIKE: (as Omega) Why'd I ever appear here. All I do is stand around. > > "But Sonic how is she going to get the Emeralds. I mean they are very > valuable and she might have to steal some. CROW: (cough) Might? They're probably in kryptonite casings. > And you know how she is > about breaking the rules let alone the laws." TOM: I can imagine what that's like. CROW: (as Amy) AMY NO THIEF! (pantomimes whacking self with Piko Piko Hammer) > said Rouge, she was > wearing the outfit she had in Sonic Heroes. (I like that outfit > better.) MIKE: (sigh) Who the h*** ever likes looking a Rouge? MSTer's Note: I really dislike Rouge. Ever since the mission in SA2:B where one has to get all the emeralds in five minutes kept me from finishing the game for a year, I've hated her guts. > > "So maybe she has to break to rules, but I'm sure she'll be willing > to do that to get here," said Sonic. "Besides now that Amy could > teleport she can sneak anywhere she wants without getting caught." TOM: Unless she teleports into the guard room. > > Archie Comics > > Amy finally stopped teleporting and was getting something to eat for > dinner. > > "Pizza sound good." MIKE: PIZZA TASTE GOOD! PIZZA GOOD MUSCLE BUILD! AMY SMASH! > she said taking one of those pizzas you could > cook in to oven for 10 minutes out of the fridge. She started to cook > it while watching TV. > > "Princess Sally, how much are you trying to free the world from > Robotnick?" asked One reporter. TOM: (as Sally) Well, by hiring Steven Ratliff to write the world, we can make him leave in disgust. CROW: (as Sally) It's a secret, but it involves lots and lots of bubble wrap. MIKE: (as Sally) Have you ever licked a flag pole in the winter? We plan to try something like that on a larger scale. > > "I'm trying my best and doing all I can. CROW: In bed. > I work for hours trying to > find a way out of Robotnick's hands." said Sally putting her hand in > her head. TOM: And pulled out her rich, juicy, brains! CROW: BRAINS! MUST! EAT! BRAINS! MIKE: You're not zombies. CROW: Must you ruin the fun? > > "Yeah right. All you do is sit around telling people what to do, and > telling Sonic to stop fighting. CROW: And start lovin'. > All you want t do is keep him to > yourself, and cause lots of innocent people to lose their lives > fighting what only sonic can beat. MIKE: I am speaking, of course, of programming the VCR! > And you know that. All you want is > to have everything you want. You spoiled little brat." said Amy > turning off the TV. CROW: As opposed to Amy dopey.. TOM: It's been done. > > The Pizza finished cooking and Amy have two slices. (You have to > watch your figure you know.) MIKE: Does anybody care? (crickets) No. > Then she went to sleep, hoping that > Sonic would be in her dreams. > > Amy's Dream > > Amy was walking strait to the tree she and Sonic were sitting > yesterday. TOM: Mmmmmn. Sitting trees. > She didn't see Sonic anywhere, she thought that maybe he > was just her dream. Amy was so disappointed. She thought her dream > was real. > > "BOO!" CROW: Sonic's got REAL problems. > > Real World > > Amy woke up screaming. Then she remembered that voice. It was Sonic. > > "He is so dead when I go to sleep." MIKE: I'll make him commit seppeku for that! > > End of Chapter 3 > > So did you like? Please review and tell me you're thoughts and > comments to make this story better. I'm sorry but I hate Sally a cant > stand her. TOM: As opposed to a Can stand her. > If you're a Sally fan, DO NOT READ THIS! It will say bad > things about her. CROW: Okay! (stands up and prepares to leave) MIKE: Yeah, well you're not a Sally fan. CROW: Drats! Foiled again! > > Thanks for the reviews. And I wont say many things about Sally, but > when I have to write something about her it wont be nice. The next > chapter of Mix Up should be put up by next week. Please if you > started to read this review my other chapters. Please. TOM: PLEASE! I'm desperate! > Here's Chapter > 4. > > Chapter 4: Mission > > When Amy went back she saw that the Sega Sonic was laughing his lungs > out. MIKE: Talk about a hairball! CROW: This is why you should never smoke. > > "What's so funny?" asked Amy. Sonic noticed she was mad. > > "Sorry. But it was funny." said Sonic trying to stop laughing. Amy > was getting pretty mad. She took out her hammer but hid it behind her > back. TOM: SONIC NO BAKA! (wham) > > "You know what else is funny, Sonikku." said Amy faking a smile. > Sonic thought that she was happy again. MIKE: Of course, he didn't notice the hammer larger than Amy behind her back. TOM: Where does she keep it anyway? CROW: In a convenient invisible bag of holding above her right shoulder. > > "What?" he asked as he stopped laughing. > > "THIS!" yelled Amy taking her hammer from her back and hitting Sonic. > Amy hit Sonic once and she was about to hit him again CROW: WOOOO! Amy's hitting on Sonic! > but Sonic ran. > > "Come her Sonic. I thought you wanted to know something funny." she > said chasing him with her hammer. MIKE: (as PBS announcer) The Hedgehogius Furrius has extremely odd mating rituals including a hammer, a tree, and fifty pounds of dried root beer. > > "C'mon Amy I was just kidding. It was a joke. Cant you take a joke?" > asked Sonic running for his life. TOM: So if you're killed in your dream, you DO die. > > "Well cant you take a hit?" she asked. CROW: Depends on the kind of "hit." > > "Good point. I'm sorry. Please stop I have to tell you something > important," MIKE: Captain Kangaroo was canceled. TOM: (as Amy) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! KHAAAAAAAAN! > said Sonic. Amy stopped running and put away her hammer. > > "And what could be so important?" she asked walking up to him. CROW: I found out how many licks to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop. > > "I found a way to bring you back," he said catching his breath. > > "You did? Really?" asked Amy getting her hopes up. MIKE: (as Sonic) Nah. I just like toying with you. > > "Yeah, all you have to do is collect the chaos emeralds," said Sonic. TOM: Just like every other Sonic game/fan fiction/comic/cartoon ever. > > "Um...what are chaos emeralds?" she asked. Sonic then remembered what > Knuckles said about Amy not knowing what chaos emeralds are. CROW: (as Amy) Aren't they a rock band? > > "Well chaos emeralds are jewels that have lots of power. There are > seven of them. A dark blue one, a green one, a pink one, a yellow > one, a light blue one, a red one, and a white one. They are the > jewels you were holding when you came here," explained Sonic. Amy > thought of it for a second. TOM: (as Amy) If I can teleport without them, why can't I just go home? How can I use the Chaos Control w/o a Chaos Emerald? CROW: If they're all different colors, why are they emeralds? Emeralds are green. TOM: It's been done. > > "If they're dark blue, light blue, yellow, pink, white, and red, why > are they called emeralds? I thought only green jewels are emeralds?" > asked Amy. MIKE: She asked it for you. Maybe we'll get an explanation. > > "Well I don't know why they call them that but the point is you have > to collect all of them," CROW: So I guess we're not supposed to think about this too much. > said Sonic. Amy was thinking again. TOM: (as Amy) GAH! IT HURTS! > > "What are you thinking about that has your mind somewhere else?" > asked Sonic. > > "Well if there jewels...w-wont I have to s-steal some?" she asked kind > of scared, she did like to steal. MIKE: That kind of attitude gets you a tenner in the Gulag. TOM: At least she'll be one of the "socially friendly" elements! > > "I don't know Amy. I guess that maybe they're jus lost somewhere. I > mean you didn't know what they were so probably nobody has found them > yet," CROW: Well, other than the headline in the papers "CHAOS EMERALDS FOUND! HEDGEHOG THIEFS WILL BE KILLED ON SIGHT!" > said Sonic hugging her. > > "Sonic I want to go to your world but I don't want to steal anything. > What if I get caught?" asked Amy. TOM: (as Sonic) Ten to Twenty. > > "You'll just have to get it fast, besides we don't even know yet if > we are going to have to steal some." said Sonic trying to make her > feel better. Then Amy remembered she could teleport. MIKE: Well, it IS what she's been doing all day. > > "Or you know what Sonic? Today I found out something cool," she said. CROW: I can lick my nose with my tongue! > > "What?" asked sonic forgetting she could teleport. > > "I cant teleport anywhere I want." TOM: And WHY are you telling me you can't teleport! > she said happy and showing off at > the same time. > > "I know. I saw you," he said. MIKE: Crow, you were right! CROW: It IS a Spy on Women machine! > > "What do you mean you saw me?" asked Amy. CROW: (as Sonic) I'm SEEING you right now! > > "What! Did I say saw you? I meant I know how to...draw you, yeah, I > know how to draw you teleporting," said Sonic trying to make her > thing he didn't spy on her. TOM: (as Amy) I know you're spying on me. CROW: (as Sonic) How? TOM: (as Amy) I read the subtitles! > > "Sonic you know you're not a very good liar?" asked Amy. Sonic was > beginning to get nervous. > > "No, no, no. I'm telling the truth. Honest." said Sonic raising his > hand. MIKE: Cross my heart and hope to die! TOM: Sonic's got a death wish. > > "No, you're lying tell me he truth, do you spy on me?" asked Amy > getting out her hammer. CROW: I don't like where this is going. > > "Yes I do, but I never see you when you're taking a bath or when you > get dressed or when you're naked," said Sonic blushing. MIKE: Sonic or Happosi? You decide. > Amy turned > red with anger and embarrassment. CROW: And with erot... MIKE: No. NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! TOM: (over Mike) Think the Shatner bug's getting to him? > > "YOU WHAT! Do you know what the word privacy means!" she yelled. TOM: Privacy. Noun. 1. The state of being private. CROW: He just doesn't know what private means. > Sonic was just playing with his fingers. CROW: And his... Screw it. > > "Well I get curious, and you know, it gets the best of me and stuff," > he said looking at his fingers with an innocent voice. "And you know > the old saying MIKE: Don't count your chickens before they hatch? CROW: Once a pervert, always a pervert? TOM: Never trust Forresters bearing gifts? > 'curiosity killed the cat.'" > > "Well I know the saying but I'm going to rearranged it. CROW: The writing in this fic has gone from 'Stun' to 'Kill' > Curiosity > killed the hedgehog," said Amy hitting him with her hammer. This time > Sonic didn't run. > > "Why aren't you running?" asked Amy looking at him. TOM: You broke my spine. I'll never run again. > > "Because you're right and I deserve It.," said Sonic sitting there > like an innocent little boy. Amy thought he looked cute. TOM and MIKE: Awwwwwww. CROW: (edges away from Tom and Mike) > > "OK I'll let it slide this time but if you keep spying on me when I > am naked, you are dead MIKE: Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, or QUIT? > and I wont go to your world." said Amy. > > Sucker. I knew the innocent boy act would work' thought Sonic. CROW: Either that, or I had to fall back on the 'oil millionaire' act. > > Then there was a bright light. > > "What's that?" asked Amy. TOM: (as Sonic) Popcorn's done. > > "You're waking up," said Sonic. > > "So I have to find all the Chaos Emeralds?" asked Amy. MIKE: (as Sonic) Actually, no. You just have to find 4 out of 7. > > "Yeah start looking for them today if you can." said Sonic. > > "OK Sonic see you later," said Amy. > > "Wait I got to tell you something." said Sonic. > > "What?" asked Amy thinking it was something important. > > "You look cute when you're naked." said Sonic as he disappeared. CROW: Show, don't tell. > > Amy woke up blushing. She was so going to kill him when she goes to > his world. TOM: And be arrested for life. THE END. > But meanwhile she was happy that the other Sonic like to > play with her. CROW: Bom-chicka-chick-wow-wow. > > Sega Universe > > "So, Sonic did you tell her?" asked Shadow. > > "Yeah I told her," said Sonic. MIKE: Soylent Green is made of PEOPLE! > > "Did she agree?" asked Rouge. > > "Yeah she did." said Sonic. > > "So Amy is coming back soon?" asked Cream, Charmy, and Tails at the > same time. ALL: Saying things at the same time is kind of creepy. > > "Yeah Amy is coming back soon." Sonic said laughing. > > "What's so funny?" asked Espio. TOM: Well, you see, a hedgehog and a scorpion walk into a bar... > > "Nothing." said Sonic walking away. > > I love to get Amy angry with me. But maybe I should give her > privacy...nah' thought Sonic as he started to run. CROW: If you have seen the missing start ' contact the publisher immediately. > > End of Chapter 4 MIKE: Unfortunately, the camera remained focused on Shadow Amy. The chapter continued. CROW and TOM: What the h***? MIKE: You guys really need to play more Gamecube games. > > Please review. And did you know that in the Shadow The Hedgehog game, > you get to pick what path to take. CROW: Do you take the Good path... TOM: Or the right path... > It's so cool I can't wait. > > Wow! Thank you to all the people who reviewed. And yes you will > seemore of the 'curious' side of Sega Sonic. CROW: Jeez. This guy is more perverted than I am. MIKE: At least he's not a hermaphrodite. > Here's Chapter 5. > > Chapter 5: Shopping ALL *EXTREME**SHOPPING**ACTION* > > Amy woke up, took a quick bath, (remembering Sonic) TOM: Realized that Sonic was probably spying on her in the bath, and yelled "Sonic! You PERVERT!" and realized there was no target to hit. However, she would bring a knife into the dreamworld tonight, and try there. > got dressed, made > her bed, and ate breakfast. After she was done she decided to look > for the chaos emeralds. MIKE: It's either that, or you know, actually WORK. > > "I should look in the forest first. Maybe they're all there," she > said to herself. She was going out of her house when she walked > passed her mirror. She saw herself with her red dress and boots. CROW: Maybe we should get on with the ACTUAL QUEST? TOM: Don't expect it from a chapter named shopping. > > "Maybe I should get a new look. But I have to find the emeralds > first. Or I could go shopping fast. But I have to find the emeralds." MIKE: I could get a Strawberry sundae, but I have to find the emeralds. TOM: I could go on an all week long bender, but I have to find the emeralds. CROW: I could turn this into a lemon, but I have to find the emeralds. > Amy was having a hard time deciding what to do. She stood there > thinking for a couple of minutes. CROW: GAH! IT HURTS! > > "This isn't getting me anywhere," she said taking out a coin. "If its > heads I'll go shopping, if its tails I'll go find the chaos > emeralds." TOM: If it lands on the rim, I go shopping while finding Chaos Emeralds. > She flipped the coin and caught it covering it with one > hand. She opened it and it was...heads. MIKE: This *had* to be written by a female. CROW: Then what about all the Sonic spying? TOM: Maybe it was written by Oscar. CROW: Amy's not getting it on with the cats. TOM: Oh. > > "YES!" Amy yelled. She went to the mall. > > Amy was looking for anything good to wear. TOM: Unfortunately, there wasn't a mall, so she had to go to the land of make-believe and steal shirts off King Friday. > She saw this short black > shirt that caught her eyes. She went to that store and tried it on. ALL: (snore) > She noticed that to buy the shirt you had to buy it with it's light > blue small jacket MIKE: And we care, WHY? > (it was as long as the shirt. It has no sleeves.) > and a light blue mini skirt. > > Amy thought it was to short. CROW: Sonic Didn't. TOM: He manipulated the Spy on Women machine to stare up it. > > "Maybe I could buy long boots and no one will notice." she said as > she tried it on. MIKE: And maybe they'll note the boots are also skin-tight. > > Sega Universe > > Sonic was alone in his room CROW: In his parent's basement. > watching what Amy was doing in the S.O.W. > machine. (see chapter 2) He got a little angry when Amy flipped a > coin. TOM: That's pure evil! Coils shouldn't be flipped! It's very impolite! MIKE: AMY, YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN TO TREAT YOUR COINS WITH TRUST AND LOVE! WITHOUT THEM YOU WILL NEVER BECOME CHAMPION AGAIN! > > "Stupid coin. Why didn't it land on tails so she could find the > emeralds sooner." CROW: *cough* Lack of sentience *cough* > he said to himself. Then when Amy tried on the > outfit... > > "Wow! She looks hot!" he said looking at Amy. MIKE: Must we repeat that Sonic is Happosi? > > "She should keep that look. Its nice. Amy, you are one bad girl." he > said drooling. TOM: The stains took forever to clean. > > Archie Comics > > "Well, its not to bad I guess." she said looking in the mirror. CROW: However, it's not to L.A. either. > > "and it wont get in my way if I need to run or do other things. MIKE: Unless the other things include breathe. Then I'm kind of screwed. > Ok > I'll buy it." she bought it and long light blue boots. So she was > wearing a small black shirt that could show her belly button, a small > light blue jacket that was unbuttoned so you could she the black > shirt and was small enough to let you she her belly button, a light > blue mini skirt, long light blue boots to match with her outfit, and > a light blue headband. TOM: I'm picking up a hint the author likes blue and black. MIKE: It's what the girls make s/he every time s/he talks to them. > > "Now that I'm ready, I can go look for the emeralds." she said as she > walked to forest. CROW: Instead of teleporting and saving time. > > Sega Universe > > Sonic was still watching Amy. He had a dark blue chaos emerald in his > hand. As Amy walked into the forest his emerald started to glow. TOM: Even though it was in a different universe, it glowed in response to another universe's emerald. > > "That's it Amy. Keep walking into the forest. CROW: (as Sonic) Strip. Drop all your clothes on the ground. Dance and sing campfire tunes. Yodel at the top of your lungs. Become a Democrat. > A chaos emerald should > be in that forest." he said as Amy walked further into the forest. MIKE: Now, she never heard him, but it's the thought that counts. > > End of Chapter 5 > > I know this chapter was kind of short but I needed for you guys to > know Amy's new look. TOM: Not that it's really important, other than letting Sonic be perverted. > And if I put this with the next chapter it would > be too long. Please review. CROW: What do you think we're doing. > > Thank you for all of the reviews. I love all of you people. ALL: EEEW. CROW: Nothing personal, AmySonikku. > Not much > to say. I did find a new friend in fan fiction. Her name is > Gothicruby. I love her stories. Here's Chapter 6. > > Chapter 6: The Pink and The Blue' TOM: TV trays. > > Sega Universe > > "Her Sonic what are you doing?" asked Knuckles knocking on his door. MIKE: (as Sonic) Spying on Amy... I mean watching PBS. > > "I'm watching Amy," said Sonic. > > "Are you watching her taking a bath again?" asked Knuckles thinking > of the last time Sonic locked his room and was looking at Amy take a > bath. He heard the water from the faucet. CROW: He needed fabric softener afterwards. MIKE: SHUT UP CROW! THIS IS A FAMILY MSTing! CROW: FINE! BE THAT WAY! YOU'LL MISS ME WHEN I'M GONE! (Gets up and tries to leave.) TOM: Don't bother, the Mads installed a series of Anime versions off Lemons in the exitway for escape attempts. (Crow sits down.) > > "No," said Sonic opening his door. "She's looking for the chaos > emeralds. And why do you care?" TOM: (as Knuckles) Cause I don't want to miss the fun. > > "Remember last time Shadow caught you?" asked Knuckles. MIKE: Your underwear was still stretched over your head for a week. > > Flashback > > Sonic forgot to lock his door while looking at Amy take a bath. Then > Shadow came in. CROW: (as Shadow) You do realize we could grow our own potat- DEAR GOD that's sick. > > "Your friend told me to-WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU WATCHING!" yelled > Shadow. (Shadow is like Amy's big brother. Remember she was his > Maria.) MIKE: (singing) You are my Maria, my only Maria. You make the sunshine, go away. > > "Nothing." said Sonic turning it off and trying to hide it. TOM: (as Sonic) I'm not staring at Amy nude. oops. > > "I'm going to kill you!" yelled Shadow. "CHAOS SPEAR!" CROW: Unfortunately, he lacked forty rings, so all he did was speed up. > > End of Flashback > > "Yeah and I'm trying to forget. I swear I'm never doing that again. > When Shadow's here anyway," said Sonic letting Knuckles in. MIKE: Does anybody here have anything better to do than stare at Amy? CROW: Apparently not. TOM: It's either this, or go to Chris. Uggh. > > "So she found any yet?" asked Knuckles. > > "Nope, but she's close." said Sonic. > > Archie Comics > > Amy kept walking straight till she was tiered. CROW: (as Amy) What do you know, I'm tier 1! Yay! 680 Base Points! > > "I'm taking a break. There' nothing in this stupid polluted place > anyway." she said leaning on a tree. It was true the forest was > polluted everywhere you see there is garbage. TOM: Luckily, when the Chaos Emeralds combine their powers, Mobius's greatest defender is born. CAPTAIN PLANET! > Amy looked around and > saw how ugly this place was. > > "I have to find the chaos emeralds if I want to leave this place." > she said as she started to walk again. MIKE: Deep hurting. CROW: It's not THAT long. TOM: Quit being a whiner. > > 1 hour later > > Amy has found nothing and she was getting hungry. > > "I should go back," she said as she turned around. But there was this > big noise behind her. She looked but got hit in her stomach so she > didn't see anything. She fell to the floor but when she got up she > wasn't in the forest any more. TOM: (as Amy) Man, I've got a hangover the size of Texas, and I've smushed a witch. CROW: (singing) We represent but are legally distinct from the Lollypop guild.. > She was in this place that looked like > weird. The sky was black, and red mixed together and the only place > you could stand on were the floating platforms and the floor looked > bottomless. MIKE: Cambot, que the Sonic Adventure boss music! CAMBOT: FANFIC ZERO. > Amy stood up careful not to fall. > > "Where am I?" she asked looking around. She saw two lights one blue > one pink. TOM: People sure put out their Christmas lights early this year! > They were chaos emeralds. But they looked like they were > very far away. CROW: Unfortunately, the elevator was out of order. > > "Maybe this is a test? Yeah!" said Amy as she started to walk > forward. Every time Amy took a step the platform shock a little. Then > she remembered she could teleport. MIKE: Uh, why does she never remember. > > "I can't believe I forgot I could teleport. How silly of me." she > said as she teleported to them. They were both glowing very brightly. CROW: (as Mystic) The left one was the sun, and the right one was the moon. > Amy got both of them and looked at them for a while. She remembered > of when she was in the Sega Universe. TOM: I thought she couldn't remember. Oh. > > She remembered when she used to fight Eggman with Sonic, Tails, > Knuckles, Rouge, and the Chaotix. MIKE: Not worth naming individually. CROW: What happened to Shadow? TOM: He didn't want to appear on THE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG VARIETY SHOW. So they replaced him with a double. CROW: (perky, falsetto) Hi, I'm Shadow! Junior prom queen five years running! > But that is all she remembered, of > their fight with Eggman. (Not the fight she disappeared.) > > Then Amy's memory ended and she was back in that weird place. CROW: It's just like every other standard boss fight chamber. Jeez. > > "I remember." she said happy looking at the emeralds. Then she was > hit again. TOM: (as Amy, yelling into void) Sonic, stop hitting on me! > > "OK how keeps doing that?" MIKE: (as How) I'm pretty sick of you, lady. > she asked as she looked around. What she > saw was this blue water monster, who was almost transparent, you > could see his brain, and had yellow green eyes. (Guess who.) MIKE: Mr. Tambourine Man? TOM: Mr. Roboto? CROW: XP-tan? > > "So you're the one who hit me. Why?" asked Amy? The monster didn't > answer it just charged at her. TOM: SURGE! > Amy teleported but the monster knew > she would do that and hit her. Amy fell to the ground. > > "Why are you fighting me?" she asked getting up. The monster pointed > at the chaos emeralds. CROW: Me Chaos. You Emeralds. > > "Sorry but I need this so take me back to were you got me from." CROW: We don't have a clue. TOM: "Sorry but I need this to take me back where I'm from?" MIKE: "Sorry, but I need this, so please take me back to where I was originally" CROW: "Bite me. It's fun." > she > said. The monster charged at her but this time Amy hit it. It felt so > squishy. MIKE: (as Giant) Mmmmn. Squishes. > > "Eww." she said taking out her hammer. She charged at it but she > missed and the monster took away her hammer. Amy tried kicking and > punching it but it would work. TOM: Ah, no problem there. > She was getting tiered. CROW: Nooooo! Tier 3! Only 600 Base Points! > > The monster hit Amy and Amy fell to the ground. Then the monster was > jumping at her when Amy put up her hand to protect herself and a > laser fired out of her hand. MIKE: Ah, she bought the Mega Buster upgrade. > The monster fell back and Amy was > wondering where that came from. > > "Did I do that?" she asked herself. Being distracted the monster > pushed her off the platform and Amy was falling. She wanted to > teleport but she couldn't think strait. CROW: She couldn't even think Bering Strait. > > "Why cant I teleport? I'm going to die," she said falling as she > closed her eyes. Then she stopped falling and was floating in mid > air. TOM: Luckily, she had forgotten about gravity, so it went to lunch. > > "Huh?" she asked looking down. She then tried to stand up and she > did. > > "I can fly?" asked Amy trying to move around. She could, Amy could > fly. MIKE: (as Parrot) Amy can fly! Amy can fly! RrrrawK! > > She got back up to see the monster still there. > > "OK you got five seconds to take me back home or else." CROW: I go all possession avatar all over you! > she said > flying with her eyes and hand glowing a light blue color. TOM: (as Amy) Shouldn't. Have. Swallowed. All. Those. Christmas. Lights. > The monster > charged again at her but Amy moved out of the way and kicked him, > making him fall to the ground. She began to throw lasers out of her > hands to the monster. CROW: Jeez, rip off Starfire's move set, will ya? > The monster turned into water and disappeared. > Then Amy was back at the forest. She looked at the chaos emeralds she > had. One pink, one blue. MIKE: One was big, and the other small... > > "WOW! These things do have a lot of power. And just two. Imagine > three or four or seven. TOM: Imagine human extinction. > I'm coming home, Sonic, and nothing will stop > me from getting there." she said smiling to herself walking out of > the forest. > > When she got out of the forest she walked home. CROW: Wouldn't teleporting be easier? > She could teleport > but she was kind of tired. When she got home Sally and Sonic were > waiting for her. MIKE: (as Sally) Did you bring the salsa? > > "About time you got here," said Sally. > > "What to you want?" asked Amy not happy to see her. CROW: (as Sally) I to you want to get to to to to to.. MIKE: (whacks Crow) CROW: Uggh. Stuck in a Coleman-Francis Loop. > > "I came to collect your rent. Now hand it over," said Sally. > > "RENT! I don't owe you any rent," said Amy. TOM: Hello? Private property mean anything to you? How about mortgage paid off? CROW: This is a monarchy. > > "Amy I checked the files. It says that this piece of land hasn't paid > the kingdom since you moved in." said Archie Sonic. Then Sally > noticed the two chaos emeralds. MIKE: Woah! Never noticed the 6' emeralds before. > > "Why don't we make a deal. You give me those two beautiful jewels and > you only pay me ten dollars less than you're suppose to." TOM: WOW! Ten whole bucks for the ultimate power source x 2! That's a GREAT deal. > said Sally > reaching for the emeralds. > > "What! No way!" said Amy getting the emeralds away from Sally. > > "I am the princess of this kingdom and I demand those jewels," said > Sally trying to take them away. But Amy kept them away from her. CROW: KEEP AWAY! KEEP AWAY! > > "Sonic tell her to give me those god damned emeralds!" yelled Sally. MIKE: God dammed them with his own two hands! > > "C'mon Amy give then to her they're just jewels." said Sonic trying > to take them away. > > "If they're just jewels why doesn't she go buy some at the jewelry > store. Beside she's the princess she has every jewels she could > want," said Amy. TOM: She's never heard of Chaos Emeralds? Jeez. You think Super Sonic saving her would jog her memory, but NO. > > "Yeah but not those." said Sally. > > "You know what Sally? You're such a spoiled brat," said Amy. > > "Why I never" said sally. CROW: Finish my sentences. > > "That's my point Sally. You never are nice, you never care about > anyone but yourself, you never care about other peoples property, all > you ever care about is your stupid self." MIKE: As opposed to her smart self. > yelled Amy. > > "How dare you! Sonic show that little bitch what happened to people > who disrespect the princess!" yelled Sally. TOM: (as Sonic) We hold puppet shows on your lawn. CROW: THE HORROR! > > "But Sally-" > > "Sally nothing. CROW: Sally figment imagination. > Sonic if you don't hit that girl it s over!" yelled > Sally. Then Amy got really angry. She punched sally in her face and > Sally fell. Sonic rushed to her pushing Amy aside. > > "Sally are you Ok?" asked Sonic. Sally got up. MIKE: (as Sally) No, I can't stand... Oh. > > "Ok I had just about enough of you." said sally punching her back but > she missed and Amy kicked her. Sally fell again. TOM: It's like the bride fight scene in Manos. > > "Amy that's enough. Why don't you ever give sally a chance? I swear > that if you don't stop fighting I'm never going to like you again," > said Sonic. Amy laughed. CROW: (as Amy) Since when did you ever like me? > > "Since when did you ever even like? MIKE: (looks at Crow) That's kinda creepy. You predicted that line, except yours made more sense. > I don't need you anymore. You > never cared about me and I moved on. Or I will move on when I leave > this place. Besides I bought this land when I moved here so get off > my property." said Amy walking to her house. TOM: WOOOO! GO AMY! oh. yeah, the possession avatar thing. > > "Stupid little bitch. Fine. When you're in trouble lets see who saves > you!" yelled Sally. > > "Sally you didn't tell me that she bought the land. If I knew that I > would have never came with you." said Sonic. > > "Shut Up Sonic! TOM: You're only right! That doesn't give you the right to talk. > I forgot for god's sake! Now unless you want to lose > me you will find the place where they sell those and buy me some," > said Sally. > > "Ok don't worry I wont let you down." said Sonic. CROW: Jeez, more *INTENSE**SHOPPING**ACTION*! > > "Good! Now take me home I hate walking!" she said. . MIKE: (as Sally) YAY! I LIKE PIGGYBACK RIDES! > > Sega Universe > > "HA take that you stupid squirrel!" yelled Sonic. Everybody went to > Sonic's room. CROW: (as Shadow) Why are you positioning the camera up her dress, er skirt, er loincloth. > > "What's going on?" asked Shadow. MIKE: SOMEONE SET UP US THE BOMB. > > "Amy just gave that stupid squirrel what she deserved," said > Knuckles. > > "What she do?" asked Espio. ALL: GAVE THAT STUPID SQUIRREL WHAT SHE DESERVED! > > "She punched and kicked her," said Sonic. > > "Why?" asked Vector? ALL: BECAUSE IT WAS WHAT SHE DESERVED. > > "Because the stupid squirrel was about to take away her emeralds," > said Knuckles. > > "How Many does she have?" asked Rouge. ALL: NOT ENOUGH. > > "Two!" said Sonic. > > "Already? Then she should be coming home in no time," said Espio. ALL: MAYBE! MIKE: That was creepy. > > "Yeah and she just proved to that other Sonic and that Sally that she > didn't need them anymore. God am I happy." said Sonic imagining the > day Amy would return. CROW: And beat the crud out of him. > > End of Chapter 6 > > Well I said no sally fans. TOM: This is the Ancient and Powerful Society of No Sally Fans. > Please review. Please review. One last hi > to Gothicruby and Emmychao my fav authors. > > Ok thanks for the reviews I like all of them. MIKE: THNX, GYS! > So it's almost the end > of the school year. I'm so happy. Here's Chapter 7. CROW: The seventh chapter there is. > > Chapter 7: Red Emerald Located TOM: It was in the shower of DOOM! > > Amy walked to her room. She got out a box that was white with blue > and pink roses. Amy put the emeralds in the box and hid it inside her > mattress. MIKE: Don't, ya know, take them with you to power your abilities. Because that would be cheating. > (Yes inside not under.) CROW: So, inside or under? MIKE: Inside, not under. TOM: Is that the inside-under or the under-inside. MIKE: Just inside. CROW: The Ricky Martin CDs? MIKE: No, the Chaos Emeralds. > Amy walked out of her room and went > to get something to eat. > > "Lets see. I got pizza, pudding, lemon Jell-O TOM: It's even Artemis flavored! > , and chilidogs. I'll > eat the pizza today and chilidogs tomorrow. Beside I'm so hungry," > said Amy taking the pizza out and putting it in the oven. She got out > a cup and paper plate (so she wont wash dished because she's to > tiered.) CROW: Tier 5 to be MIKE: Stop it. CROW: Nobody'll get it, anyway. > she filled her cup with water and ice cubes. > > Amy turned on the TV to see the news. > > "Tomorrow's weather seems fair with a slight chance of a thunderstorm > in the afternoon," said the weatherman. Amy took out the pizza and > started to eat. She was about to turn the channel TOM: (as Paladin) Channel, BE GONE! > because they were > only talking about how Sally 'works so hard' to bring peace the > Knothole. MIKE: (singing) Peace, Peace the Knothole, he's the greatest Knothole in history, in the, Town of Mobius, he's about to hit a chestnut tree. AAAAAAARGH! > But then... > > "Also there was a ruby found in the forest of knothole village. It > has a very beautiful shine and will be in display at the Knothole > museum. TOM: In downtown Paris. > Here's a shot of it," said the newsman showing the 'ruby' on > TV. > > "That looks like a chaos emerald!" said Amy as she stood up to get a > closer look. It was a chaos emerald. CROW: (as Tweedy) It's twue! It's twue! It really is a Chaos Emerald. > > "Oh great, just when I was getting the feeling that I wouldn't have > to steal one, they put it in a museum. Amy girl you have bad luck." > said Amy sitting down on her chair taking a bite of her pizza. > > "I'll go see it tomorrow and see if it's real." she said drinking her > water. MIKE: This suffers from Swift's disease. CROW: How so? MIKE: Nobody can just SAY something. > > Sega Universe > > "Great she has to steal one," said Sonic. TOM: Apparently only in the Archie-verse does it apply. > > "I don't think Amy knows how to steal things," said Rouge. MIKE: (as Amy) Sure I do. Step one: Pocket it. Step two: Don't get caught. Step three: Leave. Step four: Don't get caught. > > "What if she gets caught," said Tails. Sonic gave Tails a dirty look. > > "Amy will not get caught. You got that Tails. As long as we believe > she could get it she will." CROW: And if she doesn't YOU WEREN'T BELIEVING HARD ENOUGH AND WILL BE BURNT AT THE STAKE. > said Sonic sitting in his bed. > > "But she has to steal It." said Tails. > > "She's not going to steal it. She is going to...borrow it with out > permission TOM: Same difference. > . Besides when she comes back they could have all seven of > them," said sonic lying down on his bed. MIKE: Huh? Why's he laying down? CROW: (as Sonic) Hey, Tails, get down here. TOM: Thank you very much, Crow, I didn't need that image in my CPU. > > "Yeah C'mon Tails. Have some faith in that poor girl. It will do her > some good," said Knuckles. > > "Well guys if you don't mind I have to get some sleep so... TOM: PREPARE THE MUNCHIE CANNON! > GET OUT OF > MY ROOM!" yelled Sonic. Everybody got out saying 'yeah, yeah'. Sonic > was about to close the door. > > "Wait Sonic," said Shadow "don't forget to talk to Amy tonight. Give > her advice and cheer her on. Don't make this stealing thing seem > bad." CROW: After all, one is only stealing another's property, violating the 4th commandment, and could be sent to jail. Or in Amy's case, Juvie. > and with that Shadow walked out. > > "Don't worry Shad I'll tell her," said Sonic closing his door and > locking it hearing Shadow yell "DON'T CALL ME SHAD!" Then Sonic > turned back to Amy. MIKE: (as Sonic) You are getting sleepy. Your eyes are getting heavy. CROW: (interrupting) You will take off your skimpy shirt. MIKE: Crowithan T. Roboticus! STOP! > > Archie Comics > > "Well that was good," said Amy throwing away her cup and plate. She > turned off her TV too. TOM: And threw it away, also. > > "I'm so sleepy," she said yawning and heading up stairs to her room. > She crawled to her bed. She got covered but couldn't sleep. MIKE: For the doomsday monsters were after her. > She sat > up. > > "I forgot to take a bath," she said getting up. > > "Yes." said Sega Sonic. Of course Amy couldn't see or hear him since > he was in another world. CROW: She could smell him, weirdly enough. MIKE: (as Amy) What smells like hedgehog BO? > > "But I don't want to." she said sitting down. > > "No." said Sonic. ALL: MAKE UP YOUR MIND! > > "But I cant sleep so I have to if I want to sleep." said Amy getting > up. TOM: Wouldn't most people THINK these things? > > "Yes." said Sonic whispering because he didn't want nobody to hear > him, especially Shadow. > > "But I don't have enough energy." said Amy sitting down. MIKE: Or I could just keep on doing sit ups like this. CROW: (as Sega Sonic) Maybe, Amy. > > "No, C'mon Amy." said Sonic. > > "C'mon Amy the time you spend talking to yourself you could be done > taking a bath." said Amy getting up. > > "Yes." said Sonic. Amy began to take off her clothes. TOM: Why is Sonic acting this way? I'm his biggest fan, and he seemed a rational, sane individual, who HATED AMY'S GUTS! > She took off > her booths MIKE: Unfortunately, she picked up the Booths, and died. > first massaging her legs. Sonic was watching very closely. > Wanting to massage her. (If you know what I mean. XD) Then Amy took > off her little blue jacket throwing it on the floor. She took off her > back shirt too and threw it with her jacket. All she had on was her > white bra and her mini skirt. CROW: I'd be happier if this wasn't a furry doing this, and it was visual. > > "Oh C'mon, C'mon." said Sonic waiting for her to take off her bra. > Amy then went on to taking off her bra. MIKE: Jeez, even Sigourney Weaver didn't go this far. > She put her hands behind her > and unhooked it. They still covered her breast as she took out her > arms. She was about to throw it with the rest of her clothes. > > "Yes C'mon TOM: DIGIVOLVE TO: PERVERTMON! > ." said Sonic hugging his pillow tight. > > "Wait a minute," said Amy stopping what she was doing still covering > her breast. Amy looked up blushed and ran to her bed covering her > breast. She remembered that Sonic was seeing her. CROW: So she took it up a notch. > > "Sonic I know you're watching me so stop!" yelled Amy. > > "C'mon I was so close," said Sonic. > > "Sonic if you don't stop watching me I wont talk to you again!" > yelled Amy. MIKE: If she can't hear him, what's the point? > > "Wait she can't even see if I'm looking at her." said Sonic who was > going to keep watching her. CROW: Like a true man, er furry, er bot. > > "That's it Sonic if you don't stop I wont go to your world and I'll > know if you saw!" yelled Amy. > > "Ok, Ok, fine." said Sonic turning off the S.O.W. machine. CROW: This really is a Spy on Women machine. > > "Sonic you have one more chance to stop looking!" yelled Amy thinking > Sonic was still looking. She stayed in bed for 10 minutes then she > took a quick bath. TOM: As in, dribbled 50 cc of water over herself. > After she was done she put on her light blue > spaghetti strip nightshirt and her light blue PJ pants. > > This time when she got to bed she was so comfy and fell asleep > instantly. MIKE: Unfortunately, the bed was EVIL! EVIL, I say! > > "Good now I can talk to her." said Sonic. > > Amy's Dream > > Amy was sitting under the tree she and sonic had sat before. She was > looking at the floor. > > "Hey Amy what's up." CROW: (as Amy) An infinite void, seeing as how this dream is poorly constructed. > said Sonic. Amy looked at him smiling. > > "About time you got here," said Amy in a sweet voice. Amy stood up > and hugged Sonic. Sonic hugged her back. SMACK! Amy smacked Sonic. MIKE: We kind of figured that out from the onomatopoeia, but thanks. > Sonic fell to the ground. > > "Hey what was that for?" asked Sonic touching his cheek. TOM: (as Amy) One is for the money, *SMACK* Two is for show, *SMACK*, Three to get ready, *SMACK*, Four is to GO! *SMACKEDYSMACK* > > "Don't play dumb with me Sonic. I know you were watching Me.," said > Amy. Sonic then smiled and blushed. CROW: You might even say he slushed. > > "See you're even blushing and smiling. You saw me didn't you?" said > Amy. Sonic just got close to her. He was about to hug her but she was MIKE: A free woman. > about to hit him. Sonic grabbed her arms and Amy was struggling to > get out of him grip. Sonic them kissed her on the lips. TOM: Is this going to turn into a rape? CROW: I hope not. MIKE: Don't worry. > Amy struggled > at first but then wrapped her arms around his neck and Sonic around > her waist. After five minutes they let go. TOM: Hey, what do you know, It's our first lime! > > "I hate you," said Amy resting her head and his chest. > > "I didn't see anything I swear. I only saw you take off you booths MIKE: YOU BOOTHS! YOU BLEW IT UP! > and your jacket and shirt. I was about to see you take off your bra > but you remembered and I stopped looking after you told me that if I > didn't you wouldn't come." said Sonic. > > "Really?" asked Amy not sure to believe him or not. ALL: GET ON WITH IT! > > "I swear, besides if I did see you, which I didn't, why would I come > and see you?" asked Sonic. TOM: 1=0, so if 0=1 and 1=0, then (BONG) 10 IF SEE=1 AND COME=0 THEN SAY "WHO CARES!" 20 IF SEE=1 AND COME=1 THEN SAY "IT DOESN'T MATTER!" 30 IN#5 (bong) MIKE: Hey, he's back to normal! > > "That's true. Hey did you see me get the chaos emeralds?" asked Amy. > > "Yeah Amy you're on your way. You're going to be with us in no time. > But what was Chaos doing in your world." said Sonic. CROW: Well, the second law of thermodynamics states all organized systems will grow chaotic due to entropy... > > "Who's Chaos?" asked Amy. > > "That monster that you fought when you got the emeralds." said Sonic. TOM: (announcer voice) EMERALD GOT! > > "Who knows but I beat him so don't worry," said Amy. > > "Did you find the next emerald?" asked Sonic. CROW: Depends. How much will you bribe me? > > "I think I did I'm not sure but if I did I have to steal It." said > Amy. MIKE: My God, every other letter in that is an I. > > "OK Amy, Shadow told me to cheer you on and make you think that this > isn't bad. But just incase they see you I want you to look > different." said Sonic. TOM: (as Sonic) I want you to arrive stark naked, and distract the guards by singing Mr. Roboto. > > "Different? How?" asked Amy? CROW: Amy? I guess she could be named Amys, Amyi, Amyo, Amyq. > > "Use the Chaos emeralds to change your look. Make yourself shorter or > taller, change your quills to hair, make some of your hair another > color CROW: 3NHANC3 Y0UR BU51 \/\/1TH A11 H3RBA1 5UPP11M3NT5. MIKE and TOM: Huh? CROW: Heh. > , change you voice, and take an emerald. MIKE: And call me in the morning. > " said Sonic. > > "OK. But why do I take another emerald?" asked Amy. > > "Because if you get one emerald close to another they will both > glow." said Sonic. TOM: And reveal what you're doing over the PA. > > "OK but don't worry I wont get caught. Tell Shadow that OK?" asked > Amy. > > "What am I yours and Shadow's message boy?" asked Sonic > sarcastically. MIKE: (as Amy) YES! Now get cracking, Messenger BOY! > > "Yeah." said Amy hugging him. Sonic hugged back. > > "So just go see if it's real. If it is change your look so if cameras > see you they wouldn't recognize you, Ok?" asked Sonic. CROW: Make sure to give yourself a unibrow. > > "Ok dad don't worry I'll be fine." said Amy smiling. > > "Very funny Amy, very cute too." said Sonic. They sat together under > the tree talking until Amy had to wake up. MIKE: Or, she could sleep in all day. > > End of Chapter 7 > > OK in the next chapter there will be guns, action, and a thunderstorm > as Amy steals TOM: Not stealing, she's borrowing without permission. > the red chaos emerald. I need at least 47 reviews in > total. Oh and my other stories, Mix Up and One Long Night, will be > updated soon. (Reverse Door Sequence) (SOL Bridge) CROW: Well, let's hope the new mads aren't always this bad. TOM: First time I've met any Anime/Video Game Characters. MIKE: The mads are calling. (Deep 13) EGGMAN: Now, one of my plans FINALLY captured a certain blue hedgehog and his buddy. I'd like you to be nice to your new roomies. TV's Chris, send them up the umbilicus! CHRIS: Got it! (Shoves a burlap sack that is wiggling up the umbilicus opening.) (SOL) MIKE: I'd better get them out before they suffocate, or wake up and we've got to deal with (possibly) a Yaoi situation. (Opens the sack. Sonic the Hedgehog and Miles "Tails" Prowler are bound and gagged inside.) SONIC: Alright Chris, why'd you knock me out and shove me in the bag. CHRIS: (over Hexfield) It'll be better this way! We can meet everyday, neither of us have to go to our home universes! You're my best friend. TAILS: And only. You've tried something like this EVERY year. First, you gave all the emeralds to Eggman, then you kidnapped Sonic, putting both worlds in danger. GROW UP! CHRIS: I DID! THE STUPID TRANSPORTER DEAGED ME! EGGMAN: Anyway, Sonic and Tails, you'd better get used to there. The shell of the SOL is absolutely Sonic-Spin and Fox technology proof. SONIC: I'll get out. I'm SONIC THE HEDGEHOG! MAGIC VOICE: Dah-da-dAda-dAh-DAAAAAAAAAH! (Deep 13) CHRIS: I don't get it! I do everything in the best interests of our friendship and he NEVER appreciates it. EGGMAN: JUST PUSH THE BUTTON! CHRIS: (Reaches the Button) Is this the button that gives you free taffy, because... (Screen out) MYSTERY SABEL THEATER 3000.5 EPISODE LIST 101: "TAILS AND THE REPEATING DECIMAL" by AmberSpike and BlackFeatherz29. 102: "SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG AND HARRY POTTER" by AlexPhoenixWing 103: "TWO WORLDS, ONE AMY" by AmySonikku 104: "MIX UP" by AmySonikku with "TWO WORLDS, ONE AMY" part 2. FUTURE EPISODES: I would like to thank: EWIC, for getting me interested in MSTing. Wikipedia, for getting me to EWIC. The people of #C-Ko'sChatHall on irc://shevat.polarcom.com, for keeping me from making major mistakes and giving me useful advice. Kouban, for giving me the most of this advice. AmySonikku for writing this fic. I hope you learn from your mistakes. Website: http://sabel4th.tripod.com/MSTs/