Project: A-ko, The College Years, Chapter 3a WRITTEN BY: Greg Thompson and Mike Coughlan. MSTIED BY: Jamie Jeans a.k.a. JOLT!!! The sixth part of my twenty-eight fanfic. For some strange reason, it feels like I've been doing this for a *long* time. At least most of these mini-chapters are short and the sex scenes have been almost non-existent. LEGAL STUFF: All the Anime characters in the following MST belongs to the talented and creative people who made them. Please don't sue me for I am merely borrowing your characters and not making any claim on them. The Club Anipike belongs to Nightbreak, whom I am grateful to for allowing me to use it. Samantha Jones a.k.a. Silhouette, belongs to me, Jamie Jeans Now, on to the show! ________________________________________________________________________ SAMANTHA: Ain't concentrated accelerated healing great? How come you're here? I'm feeling better. REI: I figured this riffing needed my unique artistic use of sarcasm. SAMANTHA: Okay. WASHU: And away we go! >CHAPTER 3a: "Don't write when you are suffering from Food Poisoning?" SAMANTHA: That certainly explains this writing. WASHU: Typing a story while hunched over the keyboard in pain certainly does crimp your style. > (Greg Yu'll like this one!) SHAMPOO: So Greg no write this chapter? REI: It certainly seems like it. > Out in the vast reaches of space. WASHU: There was another traffic accident. REI: What did that refer to? WASHU: Guess! >Just entering the system of >Alpha Cygni, the alien fleet, that just recently (two years ago) left >earth, came to a screeching halt. ALL: > "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE PRINCESS ISN'T ON >BOARD??" ALL: OW!!! SHAMPOO: First C-ko, then B-ko, now this person. REI: WHAT?! SHAMPOO: Shampoo no fall for that trick. >a beautiful blonde woman (with extremely large >breasts) SAMANTHA: You can almost smell the silicon. >shouted at a young red headed girl. Raising her hand back >ready to slap the scared girl. > "I'm sorry Major Liza, b-but she was on board when we left." WASHU: My god, those are big! Hang on... Isn't she from Cutey Honey? >The girl shielded herself as the blow struck and she was slammed >into the cold steel wall of the alien ship. REI: That was some slap. SAMANTHA: Guess she ate her wheaties. >"Please...I've obeyed my >orders, sir. Infact, the queen herself was with Princess C-ko when >our ship launched." the girl managed to weep. WASHU: What did the girl manage to weep? SHAMPOO: No go there. > "Hmph...it would appear that you're right. I may have over >reacted. Let me offer my most 'sincere' apology" SAMANTHA: Allow me to give this *boot* to the head! On that note SHAMPOO: B sharp? >the >blonde amazon grabbed the red headed girl by her shoulders and REI: Ripped them off. >kissed her sensuously on the lips. "I've always had a thing for red >heads." Liza licks the small trail of blood that is running down the >girl's chin. ALL: YUCK! SAMANTHA: Can't the authors leave this lesbian thing alone for one chapter? SHAMPOO: Now we know why Greg will like chapter so much > "Um...Major, I don't beleve that this is proper...ACK?!?" REI: So she's confusingly surprised? Or is that surprisingly confused? >The >girl stoped herself in mid-sentence as she realized that her superior >officer just used her extaordinary strength to tear away the front of >her uniform. Liza then began to run kisses down the girl's neck >stopping at her small soft breasts. SAMANTHA: All right, fast forward past this, Washu. Please? WASHU: Okay! ALL: > "Huh? Where are you going, Liza...I mean, Major?" the girl >slurred, almost falling asleep. WASHU: My my, that wasn't a very long sex scene. REI: For which we are all thankful for. > "Why back to that backwater planet Earth to get the Princess, >of course," Liza said, as she was opening the door to the shuttle. WASHU: Oops! Forgot to pressurize the cabin. EVERYONE ELSE: > "I'll go inform the queen of your depature...", the girl >metioned as she tried to stand even though the lower half of her body >was numb from her brief encounter with the Major. REI: That must have been some workout she got! > _Damn, can't let the little bitch tell the queen, Liza thought. >This might be my last chance to get promoted to 'Her Majesty's >Secret Service'._ SAMANTHA: Which was a damn fine James Bonds film, I tell ya! >"Oh. Not to worry private, I'll inform her myself >after I launch." > "If you insist Major, but it is against policy to do so." The >girl beamed as if she were proud of herself for knowing the ships >rules backward and forward. SHAMPOO: And upside-down and mixed up and... >"Good hunting, Major." With a salute, >she turned to leave only to remember that the Major used her own >personal code. REI: Now why is her middle finger sticking up like that? >Major Liza either had to give her the code or open >the door herself. The Private turned only to stare at the Major's face >on the otherside of the shuttle's hatch. She smiled as she waved for >the Major to open the door for her. Her smile turned to suprise when >Major Liza turned and began to type in the code to release the >docking clamps to the shuttle. As the Major was about to press the >last digit to the code, she turned and blew a kiss to the speechless >girl. And as she pressed the last button, and the shuttle pulled away >from the mammoth space ship, the girl's body was pulled into the >vaccum of space as she tried to scream but only sucked vaccum. SAMANTHA: Geez! Have sex with your superior and then get sucked out into a vaccum. REI: That's a tough military structure. SHAMPOO: Must be hard on new recruits. WASHU: You call that a boot shining?! Out into the vaccum of space you go! > _AH. Well, that takes care of that. I couldn't risk her telling >anyone that I was leaving. There are to many glory hounds on that >ship. Pity though, she could have made a decent officer_, Liza >thought to herself. REI: Don't you mean sex toy? >Liza quickly sat in the pilot's seat and adjusted >her safety harness and began to power up the craft. WASHU: >"Oh well...you >know I really do have a thing for red heads...can't stand'em. >HAHAHAHAHA...!" Liza shouts as she activated the thrusters of the >ship and shot out of sight. ALL: Ha. Ha. Ha. >------------- SHAMPOO: Morse code for 'this fanfic suck'. > Class regestration day at Gravitron University and >Undergraduate College. Today is the day hundreds of student fight >over classes that in just a few short weeks, will wish they hadn't >signed up for. SAMANTHA: Prepare for final combat! >Among these are A-ko Magami and her best friend C- >ko Kotobuki. > "Shit, there goes another one," A-ko said, WASHU: And another one bites the dust... >as she just jumped >into the line of the last class on her list. REI: Accidently landing on the poor dope at the back of the line. >"I don't believe this, every >class that I wanted to take, closed. This sucks!" > "Oh, don't worry, A-ko," C-ko commented. "At least we got >into Miss Ayumi's American-English class. And you got into that >Gym class you wanted. It'll be so much fun! Just like high school! ALL: SAMANTHA: And here I thought going to college *meant* getting away from High School. >And A-ko, we still have my list." C-ko opened her litlle pink purse >and produced a slip of paper and gave it to her best friend. > "Um...sure." A-ko tooks the paper, hesitating slightly. Upon >opening the note A-ko's eyes bulged out. ALL: >"I can't take these classes. >There's not point to it. All of them have to do with cooking of some >kind. Not that `you' couldn't use the lessons, but I don't want to be a >cook..." REI: Since when has A-ko become such an SOB? >A-ko begins to trail off with things that are wrong with the >list of classes. Until. > "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! A-KO, YOUR SO MEAN! >WAAAAAAAAAA!!" ALL: SHAMPOO: Make her stop! Ears are beginning to bleed! SAMANTHA: You okay, Rei? REI: WHAT? SAMANTHA: I asked if you were okay? REI: NO I DIDN'T SPEND MY VACATION AT THE BAY! WASHU: Give it up, Sam. It'll be awhile before her hearing comes back. >C-ko babbles out between her cries. > "What wrong, C-ko? I'm sorry, it's just that...well...Okay. >Okay, we'll take your classes. Yesh." A-ko says holding her hands >up in the air. SHAMPOO: Thank you. Couldn't stand no more of C-ko's crying. MAGIC VOICE: You and me both. > "WHEE! We'll have such fun. And look! What a >coincidence, all the booths that are left, are the classes that I want. >YAY!", C-ko cheered, grabbing A-ko in a tight embrace and >brought her hands down around A-ko's firm ass for a gentle squeeze. REI: Oh man! This is even worst then all those lemons me and the other Senshi starred in. SAMANTHA: Good to see your hearing is back and, by the way, it gets worst. > "Eepp!" A-ko blurted out in a squeeky voice. "Hey! Cut that >out." A-ko quickly pushed C-ko away. A-ko stood before C-ko with >her hands on her slim hips. WASHU: Slim? C-ko's slimmer then a lamp post. > "Silly. Lets go!" C-ko shouted, as she grabed A-ko's hand SAMANTHA: And tore it off. REI: Oops. You okay, A-ko? >and pulled her into the nearest line. >------------- > "What's happening? Did you lose her? So help ye if'n ye 'ave >lost her, yu'll be sorry," a young man stood at the base of the tree in >which his best friend is hung onto for his life. SHAMPOO: They hung Craig? ALL: > "Um, nothing really. Um..Myles? Can you help me down?" >Craig pleads, his legs dangling in the air. ALL: Boo!!! SAMANTHA: Oh well, it was too much to ask for... > "Oh, yeah, sure." With a bit of a struggle, Myles helped >Craig out of the tree only to grip him by his collar. REI: WASHU: You might want to let up on the grip there, Myles. >"Now what did >ye see? Did ye get a list of her classes? What was she wearing? Did >her socks match? What about her teeth? Did it look like she >brushed her teeth this morning? ...WELL?" Myles raves like a >madman. SHAMPOO: So? That nothing new. SAMANTHA: He must be the one scaring away the proper pretense. > "Myles your beginning to scare even me. But yeah, I got her >classes for you." Craig said while handing Myles a piece of paper. >Myles in turn, snatched the sheet and begans to drool. WASHU: Running the ink and ruining it. > "Imagine, these are the classes she'll be in this semester. >With this list, I kin be close to her all semester long. Thank ye >God!" Myles shouts to the heavens. Arms outstretched REI: Shove it, Myles. It was Craig who helped you. > "Oh yeah. No thanks to me, I suppose. By the way, I saw >something that may be of interest," Craig says, with a slightly >worried look on his face. "Um...you might want to sit down for >this." SAMANTHA: I'm pregnant. EVERYONE ELSE: GYAH! WASHU: Don't do that! > Taking his friend's advice, Myles walked over to a bench and >took a seat. SHAMPOO: Now were you want seat? >"Okay. Here it goes. I saw A-ko hug someone." Craig >stated, then stood back, awaiting his friend's response. No response. REI: Amazing! He managed to gauge our reaction to this fanfic dead on! >Myles just sits there no expression what so ever. Suddenly.(Damn >word again) WASHU: Stupid words! I'll just pound the keyboard to make my story! > Myles pulled a rital suicide knife out from nowhere and >positioned it in front of his stomach. "A-ko, how have I wronged ye? >I must pay for whatever I've done." Craig immediately snatched the >knife from Myles hands, who simply ends up slamming his hands >into his own stomach. Knocking the wind out of him. SAMANTHA: Must have knocked all the commas away too. SHAMPOO: Myles imitating Genma now? SAMANTA: Wouldn't be surprised if he walked in... > "Yesh, would you calm down. It was only her roommate >for crying out loud," Craig said, while looking in disbelief at his >friend, then averting his attention to the knife, while making slashing >jesters at an invisable foe. REI: Ah! Ah! They're all around me! WASHU: So he doesn't take advise from friends? That makes sense. > "Oh," Myles wheezed. "Well then, let's go register." Myles, >regaining his composure, stands up, passed Craig and walked >confidently toward the remaining booths. WASHU: Now's my chance to call the loony bin! > _It's a good thing I didn't tell Myles about how I saw that >girl's roommate squeeze her ass. He probably would have started >acting strange_, thought Craig as he turned to follow his friend. >Only to walk straight into some girl with blue hair. Knocking them >both to the ground. Craig on top. SAMANTHA: Of course. ALL: HMPF! MEN! > "Watch where your going, you low born peasent." B-ko said, >throwing Craig off of her. REI: Good throw! He went about five feet. >B-ko stood up and snapped her fingers. >Several girls with brushes appear from nowhere and cleaned the dirt >off of B-ko's bussiness suit. > After sitting up, Craig finally laid his eyes on one of the most >beautiful women he has ever seen. "Whoa..." Craig gasps. SHAMPOO: No, Craig gasp then say whoa. Or is that say whoa then gasp? WASHU: What were you saying earlier about going down that path? > "Ah. Your obviously a scholar and an American, no less. >Well, I would love to stay and let you worship me, but I really must >go and torment a little nusance named A-ko." REI: B-ko certainly is full of herself. SAMANTHA: Almost makes the fanfic seem normal. REI: Well at least the author has one character written right. > B-ko walked away only to turn back to one of the girls. >"Mari, would you teach this person a lesson. Do what ever you >want with him." SHAMPOO: Please no let fanfic go there... please no let fanfic go there... > Craig heard the sound of knuckes cracking REI: *CRACK* AH!!! >and turned only to >see the girl (or as close as someone like Mari can be) who was >responsible for throwing him and Myles out a window. SAMANTHA: Do it again! > Mari smiled and licks her lips and said, "You will be mine." >As Mari reaches for Craig. > "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!" and Craig bolted faster than anyone >has bolted before. WASHU: Ah yes! I love the fresh smell of plagiarism in the air! SHAMPOO: Plagiarism? Shampoo thought that smell be lack of imagination. SAMANTHA: And Mari could do a heck of a lot better then her. REI: Enough fanfic. Ten minute break, Washu? WASHU: Okay. ALL: ________________________________________________________________________ JAMIE: Almost there... Send any C & C to: xwing@uniserve.com