Project: A-ko, The College Years, Chapter 3b WRITTEN BY: Greg Thompson and Mike Coughlan MSTIED BY: Jamie Jeans a.k.a. JOLT!!! The Seventh part of my twenty-eighth fanfic MSTied. I swear, I'm gonna finish this damn thing, even if it kills me! LEGAL STUFF: All the Anime characters in the following MST belongs to the talented and creative people who made them. Please don't sue me for I am merely borrowing your characters and not making any claim on them. The Club Anipike belongs to Nightbreak, whom I am grateful to for allowing me to use it. Samantha Jones a.k.a. Silhouette, belongs to me, Jamie Jeans Now, on to the show! ________________________________________________________________________ SAMANTHA: *slurp* Thanks for the drinks, Washu. WASHU: Oh, no problem. REI: But we do appreciate it. SHAMPOO: Shampoo no appreciate bad fanfic, though. WASHU: Speaking of which... >Chapter 3b: Confrontation SAMANTHA: Celebration... captivation... masturbation... > "All done," C-ko cheerily reminded A-ko. "Their aren't any >more classes to take, let's go." C-ko tugged at A-ko's shirt. REI: *RIP* whoops! sorry about that, A-ko. > A-ko, meanwhile has a blank, yet, depressed look on her >face. SHAMPOO: Won't say it. This A-ko here. >"I can't believe I just signed up for 'Understanding Pancakes'. >How embarassing. And the look on that person's face when you >asked about buying the pots and pans at the school store. I thought I >was going to die," A-ko said bringing her hands up to her face. WASHU: *GASP* Oh my god! The author used a comma there! > "Don't be such a baby, A-ko. It wasn't so bad," C-ko said, >sliping her arm around A-ko's waist to comfort her friend. SAMANTHA: Uh... C-ko? Would you mind putting your arm back on? You're getting your blood all over me. > "Bad wasn't the word for it. That probably ruined my >chances of getting a boyfriend this semester. (Sniff)." A-ko began >to rub some tears out of her eyes when she heard something behind >her. WASHU: A gunshot? SAMANTHA: Lightning? REI: A woman screaming? SHAMPOO: Pirate ship appearing on horizon? > "A-KO!" Shouts a familiar voice. A-ko turned to see five >figures standing in stupid poses, each with a different color uniform >on. Silence. REI: And boredom, the two words perfect to describe this fanfic. >Until one of the figures (the blue one) took off her >helmet. With a quick turn of her head, blue hair flew into the air and >rested at the girls shoulders. "I, B-ko Diatokuji, shall defeat you. >For C-ko deserves someone much better than you. And that >someone is me. Now it is time for me and my Rangers to punish >you." WASHU: *COUGH* Whoa, plagiarism is getting awfully thick! SAMANTHA: I could kick the Power Ranger's butt any day! > A-ko realizing that the group is none other than B-ko and her >flunkies dressed up. SHAMPOO: Shampoo realizing fanfic is rip-off of original series. >"No. It can't be. >NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo." A-ko said, falling to her knees. SAMANTHA: If you use up all your no's now, you won't have any for later. >"Why can't you just leave me alone!" REI: Probably because she's the bad gal. > "A-ko, you promised not to fight anymore. You better not," >C-ko yelled at A-ko. > "But it's not my fault...", A-ko replied. SHAMPOO: Why you apologize? You no fight yet! > "Enough! A-ko, if you will not fight me, then you will die >quickly. Rangers... ", B-ko interupts. > "ATTACK" all B-ko's Rangers shout out at once. WASHU: Crappie... EVERYONE ELSE: FANFIC!!! > "NOOO!" yelled a young, brown haired man with really thick >glasses. "I kinnae let ye hurt the lass I love." Shouted Myles, >pointing at B-ko while striking a dramatic pose. (As dramatic as >Myles gets) REI: What was that? SAMANTHA: Oh, that? That was the author's thoughts. REI: The authors have thoughts? >Too bad for him >that B-ko and her rangers ignore his threat and trample him. Leaving >him behind all twisted and bloody. SHAMPOO: And there be much rejoicing. ALL: Yay. > A-ko, who was too stunned by the fact that B-ko was actually >attending the same college as she, also ignored Myles. Again, too >bad for him. Then, A-ko awoke from her dazed state only to be >punched in the nose by the Blue Ranger (B-ko). SAMANTHA: We kinda figured that since B-ko has blue hair and she's the blue ranger... > "Alright! That does it. B-ko, your dead." > A-ko charged head first into the group of girls. ALL: BATTLE!!! >Three of >whom were clinging to each other shaking like leaves. The other two >stood there ground, the blue ranger and the rather large Pink Ranger >(Mari). In seconds, all five girl's were slumped in a pile. REI: What a slob! A-ko won't even clean up her own fights! > "A-ko! How could you? Even after you promised! Why did >you lie to me!" cried C-ko, who was standing along the side line of >the battle. SHAMPOO: How it be lie when A-ko defend herself? WASHU: Details, details... > "C-ko, I'm sorry. Don't be mad...it's her fault," A-ko tries to >explain to C-ko. When..."Time to form the mighty Betazord!" >shouted the B-ko Rangers, SAMANTHA: You know, I'm actually eager for Saban to show up and send them to another dimension. >who were somewhat recovered from there >defeat at the hands of A-ko. Suddenly, in the sky, a large shadow >covers the sun and begins to descend. Fast. CRASH! With a >horrendous thud, B-ko's latest mecha landed painfully on top of B-ko >and her comrades. REI: That's gotta hurt. "That's gotta hurt," states A-ko. SAMANTHA: Good call. REI: Thanks. >"Don't you think, C-ko...C- >ko?" A-ko turned to look for her friend only to see her running >away, crying. _Where's she off to, I wonder. I better go after her. >Man, she can be so emotional._ In a matter of seconds, using her >super speed, A-ko caught up with C-ko. "Hey, what's wrong?" WASHU: Well that chase scene certainly sucked. > "Don't give me that, A-ko, you promised." C-ko sobbed, >turning and burying her head into her friends breasts. SAMANTHA: So nice and fluffy... EVERYONE ELSE: SAMANTHA! SAMANTHA: Whoops! Sorry... > "Promised what? You don't mean that thing about not >fighting any more, do you?" A-ko asked. Smiling sweetly at her >friend in hopes that it would keep her from crying anymore. WASHU: Was that the same smile that drove away most of the commas? > "Yes, that promise," said C-ko, staring madly at A-ko. "Don't >you care about our relationship? I...I...WAAAA!" ALL: REI: Oh no! She's starting up again! > "C-ko, I'm sorry. Honest. I do care about our friendship," >A-ko said softly while staring into C-ko's tearing eyes. "I'll do >anything, anything. Just please forgive me." > C-ko's head jerked up, sporting a wicked smile. "Anything?" > "Yes, anything," A-ko replies. WASHU: You have no idea just how badly you fouled up, A-ko. > No more tears now, as C-ko grabbed A-ko and started >babbling. >"Firstletsgoonapicnicandthenwecangotoamovieandthenshoppingit'llb >esomuchfun." REI: Okay, this I can stand. > _No not a PICNIC! Anything but that!_ "I've signed my own >tombstone, haven't I?" SHAMPOO: How A-ko understand what C-ko talk about? SAMANTHA: Plot device. >A-ko asks, but is only ignored by C-ko, who >is just positively delighted in the fact that she has A-ko all to herself >for the entire day. > > Under the rubble of the devastated mecha.... > "We're not finished yet, A-ko, not by a longshot. This is a >minor setback in a long line of them...wait...are you still there? I'm >tormenting you, don't you leave! I will have my revenge!" B-ko >declared. WASHU: Hey Snidley! Could you bring that cue card a little lower? > "Moan, Groan, Wheeze," said Asa, Ine, Ume and Mari. SAMANTHA: No comment. >------------- > Much later...back at the girls' dorm, a very tired and sick- >looking A-ko fumbled with the keys to her dorm room. C-ko is left >holding a rather large pink bag, she had a strange 'I've got something >in this bag and you won't find out what it is until your good and >ready.' (You know the look-even though I don't). REI: Please don't let it be what I think it is. > "Bathroom...must get to the bathroom...Urp!" WASHU: Fanfic... must get fanfic to garbage! >A-ko, >dispensing with the keys, pushed the door down and rushed to the >small closet which only barely passed for the room's facilties. SAMANTHA: Meaning it had only a toilet, sink, and was smaller then the closet. > C-ko skipped into the room, completely oblivious to her >friend's current predicament. "A-ko, hurry up! I've got something >for you to try on." SAMANTHA: REI: Is this the part were it gets worst? SAMANTHA: >C-ko dumped the contents of the bag onto her bed >and was now holding them up for display to the bathroom door. >From behind the door a hand appeared and snatched the articles of >clothes. Seconds later, C-ko heard much retching and a flush of a >toilet and out emerges A-ko. WASHU: I am so wasted, it ain't even funny. > "Where's the clothes I bought you?" C-ko ponders, looking >around a very relieved looking A-ko. "Why didn't you try them on?" > "Clothes..? Those was clothes you gave me? I thought they >were towels to clean up with...sorry...," A-ko replies, knowing where >this is going to lead to. SHAMPOO: Oh no. REI: And here I forgot to bring mine. > "B-but, I bought them for you...I...I...," as tears begin to fill >C-ko's eyes and her mouth begins to tremble, a little (very little...and >dim) lightbulb illuminated over her head. REI: It's reading fanfics like this that makes me glad that C-ko is not like this in real life. >"Oh! That's right, there's >still more on my bed. Now go over there and try them on." C-ko >pushed A-ko over to the bed. WASHU: Ahh! *THUMP* > Looking down, A-ko only saw what appeared to be a lacy >neglige'. A-ko realizes that this little teddy was too small to even >cover down to her ass. SAMANTHA: Oh great, C-ko's been ordering from the Adam and Eve collection again. >"Um, C-ko? You don't mean you want me to >try on this thing, do you? I mean, it's a nice gift and all, but don't you >think it's...a little much?" > "A-ko, you said you would do anything, remember? Oh well, >if you won't try it on, I guess I'll just go and make us some dinner >then." WASHU: I knew those words would come back to haunt you, A-ko. >C-ko turned around only to hear a lot of russling and grunting >from behind her. Spinning to see what the racket was, she saw A-ko >quickly getting undressed. (Tearing off her clothes to be exact). ALL: > Once A-ko had finished pulling the teddy over her perky >breasts, SAMANTHA: Perky? What, did they have coffee earlier? >she turns to see C-ko with her hands tucked between her >legs. "Hmmm. You look so kawaii. Good enough to eat." SHAMPOO: *BURP* Hoo boy. That disgusting mental image. SAMANTHA: Hmm, you taste like chicken, A-ko! SHAMPOO: You no help! SAMANTHA: Ow... > A-ko, very red and embarassed that her friend would put her >in this position, decides to make the best of it. "Well, I guess I do >look pretty good. Hey, maybe this is what I need to get the guys in >our classes to notice me. Not that I could wear this to class, though." WASHU: Nothing is sinking through, is it? REI: With the way the characters are written, that doesn't surprise me. > C-ko, now breathing rather heavily, commented, "You could >wear that around me any time you want, A-ko...anytime..." At this >point, C-ko really begans to lose it. She fells on top of her bed >pulling her shorts off and begans to rub viciously between her legs. >A-ko, stood there dumbfounded as her best friend begans to buck >wildly, all the while moaning and making enough noise to wake the >dead. SAMANTHA: Oh man... SHAMPOO: This lemon making stomach sour... WASHU: An appropriate, if bad, pun. > "...a...C-ko...I...a...think I'll leave you alone for a while," A-ko >said. Looking rather uncomfortable, A-ko slipped out the door and >mades her way down the hallway. REI: Hey, A-ko! You forgot to put something on! > "Wait...hmmmm...A-ko >....please....yeah....unnnn...don't...hmmm...go..." C-ko manages to say >while in the throughs of passion. _She's such a tease!_ C-ko thinks. SHAMPOO: And with that... *BURP* SAMANTHA: Uh oh... Come on! We had better get you to the bathroom and fast!!! WASHU: Give her ten minutes and she'll be fine. REI: I guess there's some things that a warrior's constitution can't stand up against. ________________________________________________________________________ Almost done!!! I'm almost there! Pretty soon, this fanfic will be finished and I can start on something else!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Send any C & C to: xwing@uniserve.com