[Open on Haruka and Michiru's bedroom. They're lying asleep in bed.] Hotaru [o.s.]: Michiru-mama! Haruka-papa! Come see! [Haruka and Michiru wake up. Michiru gets up.] Michiru: Coming? Haruka [groggily]: You go. I'll be out in a sec. [Michiru gets dressed, leaves the room, and heads over to where Hotaru is standing. Hotaru is holding a package.] Hotaru: Michiru-mama! Look what I found in the mail this morning! [Hotaru hands the package to Michiru, who opens it and looks inside.] Michiru [staring into the small box]: Nani? Haruka [o.s.]: What is it? Michiru: A laserdisc. Haruka [walking into the room]: Who's it from? Michiru: Anonymous. Hotaru: Who's that? Michiru: It means they didn't address it or put a name on it. Hotaru: Oh. [wanders off] Michiru: I wonder what's on it? Haruka: Probably some hentai sent it. I'll bet it's something like those underground "La Blue Senshi" tapes with Ami-chan. Poor girl, I hope she never finds out... Michiru [stage whisper]: Haruka, she was the one who acted in those. Haruka: Ohhhh... icky. Michiru: Anyway, I doubt that's what it is. Come on, let's go take a look. [Michiru and Haruka head into the living room. Haruka puts the LD in the player, and Haruka and Michiru take their seats.] >Alex and Serena Michiru: A laserdisc that displays only text? > >Title: Jealousy >Episode: 1 >By: The ImMoRtAl PeNgUiN > >This is a fanfic with all the scouts in it. Michiru: Scouts? Uh-oh. Haruka [unconsciously toying with her henshin stick] >I'm not gonna tell you anymore, you have to >find out yourself! Enjoy, and have a nice >fanfic! > >Usagi--------------Serena Moon >Ami----------------Amy Anderson >Rei----------------Raye Hino >Lita---------------Lita Wood >Mina---------------Mina Star Haruka: Who are "Lita" and "Mina"? Michiru [thoughtfully]: I imagine "Mina" is Minako, which would, I suppose, make "Lita" Mako-chan. >Haruka-------------Alex(andra) Boreas Haruka: Alexandra!? >Michuru------------Michelle Pontus Michiru: You have no reason to complain, he didn't even spell my name right! >Setsuna------------Susan Hades Haruka: "Hades". Heh heh, I can see Setsuna really going for that. >-------------------Sharon Toe Michiru: "Sharon Toe"... I know, "Toe" is similar to "Tomoe", which would mean this is Hotaru-chan. >Reeny?-------------Reeny Moon Michiru: Moon... that's probably Chibi-usa. >Mamoru-------------Darien Terrae Haruka: Cubby! Annette! Michiru: Nani? Haruka: Never mind. > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > I looked at the happy couple. It wasn't fair! How come she got >him?! All because they were meant to be. Michiru: I would say that's a very good reason. > I saw all those nice, *and* bad >boys, come and go, each, giving me a long hard look, than going for Serena. Haruka: It's, all those, commas. They're, really, a, turn-off. > First, it was Melvin. Even though Melvin was a nerd, I was >jealous. Haruka: Melvin? Who's Melvin? Michiru: Could she mean Umino? Haruka: Umino... hmm... yep, he's a nerd. *snicker* Michiru: Now, now. > Then Dimando. Alright, she's pretty, so what? I am too! Haruka: Demando's female? Nani? Michiru: I think she means Usagi. > Alex. >A girl! Haruka: Hey! What's the problem with that?! > A girl who liked Serena! Alex could hide her feelings, but Raye >knew. Michiru: We know it's Rei talking now, but why the shift to third- person? Haruka [shaking her head]: Considering the way this Rei's been talking, she might very well be insane. > She caught those side-long glances from Alex looking at Serena. Michiru [stares at Haruka] Haruka: Don't look at me like that, I have no idea what she's talking about. >Lots of other guys looked at me, that beautiful body, those luscious legs, Michiru: Vain, aren't we? >then they walk away and try to get a date with Serena! It wasn't fair! Then >there was Darien, the love of my life. Michiru: Nani? Since when? > And that little goody-two-shoes comes >and takes him away! Haruka: I can't see odango atama as a goody-two-shoes by any stretch of the imagination. > But, she'll get her days. One day, she'll be the one in Serena's >spot, boys walking up to her, trying to be seen with her, and Serena will be >left in the dark! Ha! Haruka: Definately insane. Definately. > "Raye, is everything okay?" I saw that damn sincere caring look in >her eyes and I just wanted to strangle her right then and there! Michiru [Rei]: How dare you care about me!? > But I forced >a smile and answered: "Sure, everything's cool with me!" Haruka [Rei]: Well, except for these voices in my head. > God, I hate her! I hate her pureness, her beauty, her light. And her >sincereness. Alex knew that I hated her. I had told her one day... > > "Hey Alex, can I come in?" I shivered out in the cold. "My car kinda >died and the snow in just too deep to walk in." Alex frowned and looked out- >side. > "God, I hope Serena-- I mean, Michelle is alright." Alex said. > I screamed then. God! Serena, Serena, Serena! Can't I go some place, >some where, where nobody likes Serena?!? Michiru: You forget your quotes, said Michiru. > "Hey, hey! Calm down!" > "You love Serena don't you?!" I screeched. > "Let's talk about this inside, Raye." I went inside. The house was >clean and neat. And there was a pictures on the coffee table, a picture of.. >Serena and Alex! Alex with her arms wrapped around Serena! I resisted the >urge to rip the picture apart and sat down. > "Yes, you're right, I do love Serena." Alex said quietly. "Ever >since I first laid eyes on her, wow! Michiru [stares at Haruka] Haruka: Really, I don't know where he got these ideas. > She was beautiful and funny, and most >of all, pure. Pure in every which way." Haruka: Every which way but loose, that is. > "What do you feel about me?" I asked suddenly. > "Wha?" Haruka [affecting a blank stare and drooling]: Buh? Geh? Duh? > "I mean, what do you feel about me?" > "Well, you're....Raye." Haruka: No, really? > "That's it?!" > "Well, you have...black hair?" Alex looked at me nervously. Michiru: Your alter-ego is somewhat weak-minded. Haruka [rolling her eyes]: Oh, THANK you. I just love being cast as an imbecile. > "Do you love me?" I moved closer to her, she squirmed away. Michiru [snickering]: You've really turned into the easily-embarrassed little thing, haven't you? Haruka: Ha ha, very funny. > "Raye, I just don't feel anything between us." Alex said quietly. >"I love you as a friend and a powerful ally, but that's it." > "Why do you love *Serena* so much?!" I screamed. "It's not like >she's any better than me! What has she got that I haven't got?!" Haruka: Odangos, not to mention her... Michiru: Haruka... > "Pureness. The ability to tell the truth...no matter what. The >ability to forgive someone as horrid as myself. I tried to kill her. She >forgave me. Could you ever do that?!" Alex asked, angrily. "Michelle could. Michiru [snuggling up with Haruka]: Well, at least he got something right. >But if I do something wrong, it would take a lot of wooing to win her back. >But, Serena. You could already see the forgiveness in her eyes when you hurt >her. Forgiveness." Michiru: The author really doesn't know Usagi-chan's character at all, does he? Haruka [Usagi]: Waaah! You took my pie! I'm never speaking to you again! > "That's it?!?!" I screeched. "I could be 10 times purer than she!" Michiru [high-pitched, whiny voice]: Oh yeah? Well, I could be 100 times purer than she! > "Could you? Could you stop being jealous of her and Darien and enjoy >the love they share with you? Could you know love from obsession? I know you >can't. I know Serena could." Alex said quietly and sipped her cup of cocoa. Haruka ["Alex"]: Just how I like it, cocoa with yummy-fresh cyanide! Michiru: Haruka, you're talking about yourself. Haruka: THAT is not me. > "We'll see who's purer when I get through with her." Menace dripped >from my voice and the blonde-haired girl looked up sharply. > "If you even dare, lay a finger on Serena... Haruka: I'll, attack you, with a, comma. > I'll kill you. And I'll >make sure Darien hates you more then ever." Haruka [evil grin]: Forget Mamoru, I'd just kill her. > Her words cut through me like a >sharp blade and I screamed. Haruka [evilly]: Do you like scary movies? > "Darien loved me! If it weren't for her, he'd still be loving me!" I >howled like an animal, Michiru: Oh, I see. This is a Darkstalkers crossover and Rei is Jon Talbain. > than ran into the cold, freezing night air, snow >drifting down gently and reminding me of Serena. Serena that bitch. Haruka: Meow! Hiss hiss! Michiru: Haruka! > As I ran into the night, I made an oath. If Darien didn't love me, I >won't allow him to love Serena or anybody else. Michiru: I'll bet she's obsessed with Mamo-chan because he reminds her of her old boyfriend. > If he loved Serena as much >as Alex said he did, I'll kill him. I'll kill him, and that precious Serena >of his. I'll kill them both! Haruka: So, to sum up, she'll kill them. Michiru: Why not? Their characters have already been assassinated. > > To be continued.... Michiru: Oh dear. > >--------------79415DFA38AA-- > > > [The LD spins to a halt. The couple stands and Michiru retrieves the disc.] Haruka: Kami-sama... that was hideous. Michiru: That's nothing. It says here that there's four more tracks. Haruka: Well there's no way I'm watching the rest. Michiru: Oh come now, it can't get any worse. And we should really watch the rest of it so we can at least send some pointers to The ImMoRtAl PeNgUiN. Haruka: The only point I want to give him is the one on the end of my sword. Michiru: We're watching them, and that's final. Haruka: Couldn't you just kill me, instead? Michiru: Well, I'd rather not... [puts her arms around Haruka's neck] [End of Part One]