Mystery Science Theatre 3000
"Battle of the Shows: Part One" by Lita
MiSTing by Brendan James
This MiSTing is rated PG-13 by the BMAA for: casual sexual innuendo; a
description of Janet Reno naked; grammar that would make an English teacher
blush; and little, but graphic kisses.
This is my first MiSTing, so here goes nothing (The disclaimers are at the end):
[SOL]
[9:32 PM EST]
"Look in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane!"
"It's a doofus robot wearing a red cape!"
"It's Super Servo!" Tom flew through the air in front of
Cambot. He was adorned with a fiery red cape that billowed through
the air behind him.
"That's right, kiddies," Mike said, stepping in front of Cambot,
"it's 'Superhero Day' here on the Satellite of Love. Today, we have all
found costumes to dress up like our favorite Superheroes." Mike looked
offstage at Crow. "Crow, why don't you show us who your favorite Superhero
is?"
"Gladly, Mike." Crow stepped out. Outfitted in a short skirt, white
shirt, a tiara, and meatball-hair wig. "As you all know, I have a little,"
he cleared his throat, "thing for Sailor Moon. Actually, it's Sailor Venus,
but I really took a liking to the tiara." He motioned to the golden crown on
his head. "So I decided that I would come as that blond defender today."
Tom Servo yelled out: "Show them your speech, Crow!"
"Of course." Crow responded. He took a moment to concentrate and then
looked fiercely at the camera and said with Sailor-Scout-like resolution: "Freeze,
evil Nega-verse monster!" Crow's mouth moved rapidly and the dialogue was spoken
by a high-pitched, whiny dub. "I am a Champion of the Moon and Defender of the
Innocent! I stand for love and freedom! I will right wrongs and triumph over evil,
and that means you! In the name of the moon, I will punish you!"
[DEEP 13]
[1:35 PM FIJIAN STANDARD TIME]
Dr. Forrester turned on his monitor and caught Crow's Sailor Moon speech
half way through. At Crow's passionate ending, Dr. Forrester and Frank erupted
in applause.
"Well done, bot." Dr. Forrester sarcastically said "The Sailor Skirt is
very becoming, you pin headed piece of scrap metal. It's too bad we're not on
Earth or else you could make a buck working as a Sailor of the Evening." Dr.
Forrester turned his attention to Mike. "But, Nelson, it's time for our invention
exchange!"
[SOL]
[9:35 PM EST]
Mike stepped back into view and looked at Dr. Forrester through the
monitor.
"Yes, sir. I do believe it is. But is it your turn or mine?"
Dr. Forrester responded, "It's your turn Mr. Nelson. What invention have
you for me now?"
Mike turned to Tom. "Servo, if you will."
Servo wheeled out a display table with a large object underneath, covered
by a large velvet blanket. With much bravado, Tom whipped the blanket off of the
table, revealing a birdcage.
Mike explained, "Nowadays, the parakeet is becoming a more and more popular
house-hold pet. Yet, if you have children, the first thing out of the bird's mouth
is an insult, a name-calling, or a four-letter-word. We have invented a parakeet
that you can buy for your home that is pre-programmed with nice conversational and
uplifting phrases. This is in order to preserve the parents' sanity and/or 'turn
that frown up-side down' on a gloomy day." Mike cleared his throat. "Let me
demonstrate."
Mike tapped the cage and the mechanical parakeet opened its eyes. Mike
looked proudly at the animal and it spoke.
"Lovely weather today, is it not, Dr. Forrester?" it cackled with the sound
of a tinny mechanical being. "Why, you're looking sharp tonight, Dr. Forrester." It
expelled more motivational phrases. "Why, Dr. Forrester, two ladies in one
evening? You are a real ladies man."
Dr. Forrester could be seen to be blushing. After a nudge from Frank, Dr.
Forrester snapped out of it and presented his invention.
"Nelson, my invention is one that's simply diabolical." Frank handed Dr.
Forrester a black box that resembled a remote control. "This is the trigger for a
great scheme. When I push this button," he pointed to a button in the center of the
box, "Doorbells on the Earth go into a staggered effect of ringing once every minute
and a half. If the homeowner does not answer the door, the bell will ring incessantly
untill the door is opened. After thirty minutes a day of this constant ringing for a
week and a half, the owner will be so bored with answering the door and finding
nothing, that when he opens the door for the last time, he is presented with a
document to
sign that wills his soul over to me. He will be so excited to find some one there
that he will sign the document without any hesitation whatsoever and my legion of
minions to take over the world will grow to be massive, all within a short period
of time."
Dr. Forrester smiled proudly.
"Commendable, Dr. F." Mike said.
"Yes, I tend to think so. Though I don't see how that oatmeal that you
substituted for brains could discern good from..." Dr. Forrester was at a loss of
words that he could use to describe Nelson's invention. "Well, your invention. But
now for today's experiment. It is an inane episode of nonsensical havoc starring a
massive collection of almost every cartoon character ever made."
"Gwah!" Mike and the bots shouted.
"And," Dr. Forrester continued, "I know you'll love this: it has no ending
--- yet. Enjoy, collective heads of knuckle."
"We've got a fanfic sign!" Crow shouted.
Mike and the bots approached the door:
6: It is an airport metal detector
5: It is a big paper door that you burst through
4: It is a doggy door
3: It is a refrigerator door that, when swung open, chilly smoke billows
through the air
2: It is a steel trap that claps open and shut
1: It swirls open from the center
[THEATRE]
[9:40 PM EST]
[Mike and the bots enter the theatre and take their seats]
Tom: Well, this looks like it's gonna be fun.
Crow: Massive confusion... Oh yeah, a regular gas.
>Battle of the Shows, Part One
Mike: Creative title.
Tom: ...Which tells you absolutely nothing about the plot.
>by Lita
Crow: A Sailor Moon fan with the handle "Lita". That narrows it down to about
one in 7,967,555,573
>Don't yell at me
All: ARGHH!!! YOU STUPID #@$*!
>I was bored and I just felt like doing this.
Crow: Great, another fanfic author that sat down and "just did it".
Mike: Preparation is always a fanfic writer's best friend.
>All the normal disclaimers follow, ect... Don't take any of this personal I
>just had it in my mind after watching south park and reading some stories.
Tom: An anime cross-over inspired by South Park. Can't wait for this.
>Sara: Hi I'm sara here with Janie and we are having a contest of the best anime
>and cartoon characters on a face off and the winner gets to die. Hahaha.
All: What?!
Crow: What kind of twisted psycho...
>Janie: Sara!?
>
>Sara: I'm just kidding!
Mike: Whew! I thought we were going to have an interesting fanfic.
Tom: Thank God we now can sit back and be bored to death without the fear of
captivating reading material.
>Janie: anyway here are the contests: Sailor moon; usagia/serena, sailor
>Jupiter; Lita/mako
>
>Sara: Venus; Minakota/Mina, Mars; Raye/Rai
Mike: Stupidity/this author
>Janie: sara I got to
Tom: Take a bath.
>say these! Anyway sailor Mercury; ami/Amy and the rest of the scouts whether
>outer or different ones that are in the show and sailor chibi-moon; chibi-
>usagi/rini.
Mike: Boredom/the reader
>Sara: yeah, yeah, yeah the rest of them along with a special guest appearance
Mike: ... by Rodney Dangerfield?
Tom: ... by Carol Channing?
Crow: ... by Regis Philbin?
>of Lita's little girl Lillie/Lilly.
All: Oh.
>Janie: Hahaha.
Mike: What's so funny?
>Sara: what's so funny?
Tom: I think you're on the same vibe as Sara.
Mike: God no.
>Janie: not much except that I know what your going to do.
Crow: Wrestle alligators in the Florida Everglades?
Tom: Go on an undercover mission to unearth the living Elvis?
Mike: Write a good fanfic?
>Sara: oh you do, do you? Ok just don't tell them!
>
>Janie: What kind of person do you take me for?
Mike: ... An idiot?
Tom: ... A mindless drone?
Crow: [Singing] She's just a love machine!
>Sara: I don't know a good person?
Mike: Neither do I.
Tom: It's the modern world, good people are immaterial.
>Janie: yeah fine! lets get on with it next up?
>
>Sara: The next contests are DraganballZ. The whole group is here today for this
>contest. (I don't know what their names are so just humor me!)
Mike: Knock Knock.
Tom: Who's there?
Mike: Thisfan
Tom: Thisfan who?
Mike: Thisfan Ficsux.
>Janie: Also we Pokemon.
Tom: [Janie] We Pokemon. We give seizure. We like money.
>Not all of the characters but most of them.
Mike: She kept us in mind by bringing in only 149 of the 150.
>Sara: Why do we have to have pokemon here?
Tom: Good question.
>Janie: because we said all anime characters and cartoon characters that we know
>about and we have to be fair.
Crow: [Janie] Yeah, we don't want to hurt Charmander's feelings.
Tom: [Janie] I value my non-en flambé status.
>Sara: Fine I don't think I really care.
Tom: Well, we do.
>Janie: Fine.
>
>Sara: Next up the wonerbrothers and their sister dot.
Crow: [Singing] ... Just for fun they run around the Warner Studio lot! T
hey lock us in a tower whenever we get caught ---
Mike: Crow.
>Janie: We also have the simpsons, fanal fantasy (1-8), south park and x-men.
>
>Sara: along with digimon and spiderman.
>
>Sailor moon& tuxedo mask: so when are we going to get on with the battles?
Mike: Finally, the plot starts.
>Janie: Just wait we will have the battles after we introduce all of the
>characters.
All: [groan]
Mike: Can't we just assume that 3/4 of the characters were killed in a mysterious
yet tragic accident involving a hacksaw and three irate readers and just carry on?
>Serena(cut in): but I want to fight Pokemon and digimon to prove they are a
>sorry excuse for anime.
Crow: Right on, sister!
Tom: I can't believe that I agree with that ditz!
>Darien: I want to fight the cartoon shows and prove that anime is a lot better
>then cartoons.
>
>Homer: why you little. (homer chokes Darien.)
Mike: Little what? Little man?
Tom: Little brain?
Crow: Little di---
Mike: Don't.
>Raye: I just want to fight serena and not get in trouble for it.
>
>Serena (who was trying to get homer from strangling her boyfriend stopped
>suddenly): What?
Mike: Okay. I've had about enough of this. [Mike and bots get up to leave.]
>Janie: Ok you guys stop we aren't done yet!
Mike: Uh... Okay [Mike and bots sit back down.]
>Sara: your right Janie next we have flint the time detective and the gang alone
>with merlock and Sarah.
Tom: Who??
Crow: You know, Flint the Time Detective. Exasperated father of three and tele-marketer by day and Time Detective by night. Thwarted by the evil-doings of constipation ---
Mike: Crow...
>Harry and Hermaine: can't we be part of this because we do have powers?
>
>Janie: NO!
>
>Harry: why not?
Mike: [Janie] Because you're stupid and boring and annoying and ---
Tom: Right at home in this fanfic.
>Sara: because your not anime or cartoon!
>
>Hermaine: Ok fine we'll leave we didn't want to be part of this anyway!
>(Hermaine drags Harry of the set.)
>
>Janie: Well I'm glad there gone!
Crow: Now if you'd just leave, this would be the perfect fanfic.
>Sara: Yeah me too that would have been to much of a bother to put up with them
>to.
Tom: To.
Crow: One word, so many typos.
>Janie: yeah we should get on with this.
Mike: After five pages of babble, I would think so.
Tom: Finally, we can find out what the story is about.
>Sara: yeah. Next up: Beast Wars and Tiny toons *sigh*
All: [Sigh]
>Janie: Also: Futurroma, Middyducks, Mulan, and Daria.
>
>Gargoyals: What about us?
>
>Sara: sorry we don't really know who you are!
Tom: Neither do we.
Crow: In fact, come to think of it, who are any of these people? The "Middyducks"?
Tom: You know the Mightyducks. Harassing Disney and decent moviegoers alike since 1992.
>Gargoyals: Ok fine we'll just go under this name then?
>
>Janie: Fine why not?
>
>Sara: ok your accepted.
Mike: What? I thought they didn't know who they are.
Tom: That's not very fair to Harry and Hermaine.
>Janie: next batman?!?!
Tom: You seem surprised.
>Sara: Yeah I guess so we'll have to add superman.
Crow: Then 3/4 cups of sugar, a half a stick of butter, and bake till golden brown.
>Janie: I think we should stop with this
All: Yes!!!
>because I don't know to many more do you?
Mike: Minutes before I die of boredom?
Tom: I think we're past minutes.
Mike: I think Crow passed many minutes ago.
[Both look at Crow, who is slumped over in his seat]
Tom: [Shaking Crow] Crow, man! Wake up!
Crow: [Waking up] Huh? What?
Mike: We thought we lost you!
Tom: It's okay! You'll make it! Only a couple more pages!
Mike: We can do it.
Crow: I'll make it... I swear.
>Sara: yeah your right plus its our
Crow: [Singing] Party and we'll cry if we want to!
>rules we can always add another person or group at any time.
>
>Serena& Rini: So does that mean we can start now?
All: Yeah!
>Sara: In a second we can start when we are ready.
All: [Groan]
Mike: This is worse than waiting while your girlfriend gets ready for a date.
Crow: Or waiting for a taxi on a busy New York day.
Tom: Or for some one to write a good self-insertion.
>Janie: can we add stargate? I just love that show!
>
>Sara: Janie you're a sucker to famous people
Crow: [Janie] Yeah, I know. Dennis Rodman is a regular customer.
Mike: Crow...
>and I think we should leave stargate out and add in the negaverse and galixia
>and oh who was that person who had a affectation with Serena?
Mike: Al Gore?
Crow: George W. Bush?
Tom: ... Aw, you guys took all of the presidential candidates!
Mike: Who said the joke was about presidential candidates?
Tom: Well, what was it about?
Crow: Simple-minded, boring, incompetent zombies.
Tom: Oh. Then in that case: The author?
>Janie: Damion?
>
>Sara: Yeah Damion.
>
>Janie: that's a good idea so are you ready?
>
>Sara: Yeah I'm ready you?
Tom: I don't think she'd be asking you if you were ready if she wasn't ready.
>Janie: yeah lets go!
>
>Sara: the first battle is between Rini and ?
Mike: Rini and the Riddler. Interesting.
>Janie: I thought it was Lilly?
>
>Sara: um no it was Lilly and Flint or was that Rini and flint?
All: Who Cares?!?!
>Janie: I DON'T KNOW and I don't care send either one out!
Mike: Right on, Janie!
>Sara: Ok Rini and flint.
>
>Rini: Moon prism power.
Tom: That seemed enthusiastic.
>Flint: lets go dad!
>
>Flint's dad: Get her while she is transforming and I thought you couldn't have
>me help?
Mike: All who give a crap? [Awkward silence]
>Sara: You can get all of the help you want as long as that its is your to use
>and its normally with you all of the time so technally flint can use you to
Crow: Bring him hours of dirty ---
Mike: Crow!
Crow: [Sobbing] I'm sorry, I'm just trying to get through this...
>help but no time things!
>
>Janie: oh no its to late!
>
>Flint: what?
Tom: To stop reading this.
Mike: To make some sense out of this fanfic.
Crow: For the author to learn English grammar.
>Flint's father: Behind you. (flint looked around)
>
>Rini: Moon hearts encircle. (or what ever attack she can do.)
Mike: The weeks and weeks of the author's research really shows.
Tom: The author's blood, sweat, and tears went into the writing of this fanfic.
Crow: Well, my blood, sweat, and tears went into the reading of this fanfic.
>Janie: Rini just Flint with her attack and he lays unconicince.
Mike: Hmmm... I don't think I'm even able to comment on that one.
>Serena: Rini what did you do if we are going to kill any anime we are going to
>kill Pokemon and way to go.
Tom: Woah. Talk about mixed-signals.
>Janie: Serena I told you not to interfer again and next time you will become
>disqualified!
Tom: [Janie] Now go stand in the corner!
>Serena: I thought you said that anime would be against cartoons until the end
>
>Janie: I did!
Mike: But what does that have to do with anything?
>Sara: you two stop fighting!
>
>Janie& Serena: fine!
>
>Sara: Janie remember what we talked about!
>
>Janie: Ok, but can we just have a witness?
Tom: [Sara mysteriously] No! There must be no witnesses!
>Sara: sure! Who?
>
>Janie (with a sinister look): Jenny! Please!
>
>Sara: Sure! Why would I say no?
Tom: Because Jenny is a homicidal maniac who will stop at nothing to destroy all
surrounding her.
Mike and Crow: [Beat] Bring her on!
>Janie: while I'm on the phone with Jenny please call the next people. (also any
>other anime or cartoon characters can come into and put up on the list to
>fight. "if they want.")
Mike: "If they want..." Cryptic.
>Sara: sure. Next up Serena and... Tai from Digimon! *sighs* hoping he'll win.
>(because she's in love with him.)
Tom: Well, if the thought of that doesn't prevent my sleeping for the next month, I don't
know what will.
Mike: The thought of Janet Reno naked.
Crow: That's not half-bad, actually.
Mike and Tom: [Shudder]
>Janie maybe we should have two witnesses.
Mike: Yeah, two witnesses! That way you're sure to get away with it.
>Janie: Sure who and I'll call that person after this call.
>
>Sara: we should call Reeve or... um who that? Oh yeah it was arcain phenix or
>something like that.
Mike: Actually, nothing like that.
>Janie: I'll call both of them now work on your job!
Crow: [Sara] Does he like it fast and slippery or long and smooth?
>Sara: ok! You win now if the contestants will now enter the ring!
>
>Serena: Moon cosmic power.
Tom: Now we know where Rini gets her enthusiasm.
>Tai: I'll call agumon to the battle.
>
>Sailor moon: we are not contesting on pokemon skills!
Mike: No one is contesting that Pokemon have skills.
>Tai: your right help me agumon!
>
>Sailor moon: (I don't remember the word to make her into super sailor moon)
Mike: "Crappy Americanized Anime Power!"?
Tom: "Crappy Anime Fanfic Power!"?
Crow: "Sexy Sailor Skirts Power!"?
>moon efinty.com?
Mike: For some reason, I doubt that's it.
>Tai: no fair you can't tripple transform!
Tom: [Figure Skating Announcer] She is now attempting the very difficult Triple Transform.
She gets up speed... She finds her rhythm with the music... She jumps... And oh! She
crashes! Another casualty of boredom.
Mike: [Accompanying Announcer] Oh! That's gotta hurt.
>Super sailor moon: yes I can moon heart ace attack.
>
>Tai and agumon fainted.
Mike: From the pressure of performing in such an intellectually demanding fanfic.
>Sara: that's no fair!
>
>Janie: Sara calm down we both know she wont last long if she keeps doing that!
Mike: And we won't last long if you don't hurry up and end this.
>Super sailor moon: yeah I won! Yeah I won!
Tom: Did we miss something?
>( she was jumping up and down for joy.)
Tom: Thank you for clarifying that.
Mike: We thought she might be picking her nose.
Crow: Or rubbing softly on ---
Mike: Don't bother.
>when she was down for the second time after a jump she fainted.
Mike: Wow, that elation really gets her tired.
Crow: [Singing] One-Eight-Hundred-Ninety-Four-Jenny!
>Darien ran up to her and draged her off so she could get some rest before the
>next battle.
>
>Darien: Sailor moon detranse form so you can save up your energy.
Mike: Detranse?? Did she make that up?
Tom: No. She means like the lull after you've been hypnotized to squawk like a
chicken after saying "OK"
>Serena: ok I guess.
All: [Squawk like chickens]
>Sara: so are they coming?
Crow: He's coming all right.
Mike: [Moans] Crow...
>Janie: yep all 3 of them.
Crow: Boy does that sound like fun!
>Sara: really cool.
>
>Janie: Next up Darien and Serena? Sara why did serena up twice in a row and
>against Darien?
Mike: 'Cause everyone's in a vast conspiracy to bump Serena off.
>Sara: Because I thought she wouldn't be able to fight because she wouldn't have
>won against Tai.
>
>Janie: fine what ever
Tom: I like the way she thinks.
>they are up! Hey theres Jenny,
Crow: And heeeeeeeere's Johnny!
>Reeve and arcaini Pheonix are here I'm going to go say hello.
>
>Sara: ok bye Janie.
Mike: I thought she was going to say Hello?
>Darien: Well Serena I guess we are up next.
>
>Serena: I won't fight you even if I die.
Crow: [Darien] Great! No struggle!
>Darien: I just wanted to hear you say that come on lets go quit I was never
>going to fight you either.
>
>Serena: aw Darien. That's so
Mike: ...Trite?
sweet come on lets go
Mike: Destroy this file?
Tom: Dive off a cliff?
Crow: Lick chocolate off of each other's bodies?
Mike: Ew.
>quit.
All: Oh.
>Serena just toppled over and Darien caught her.
Mike: Man, that girl really needs to stop exerting herself.
Tom: Yeah, I mean she might have to actually do something in this fanfic?!
Mike and Crow: [Gasp]
>Darien: maybe you should just wait here or have me carry you over there?
>
>Serena: no I'm perfectly fine about getting over there by myself. Serena
>toppled over again.
Mike: Is she allowed to narrate her own movements?
>Serena: maybe you should help me over there instead? Would you mind helping me?
>
>Darien: not at all my love of my life.
Tom: You know, I think the fanfic just took a turn for the serious. Maybe the author
is planning an in-depth look into the horrors that Serena's anorexia is inflicting
on her.
All: [Beat] [Hysterical laughing]
>Serena gave him a little kiss.
Crow: The fanfic just got exciting.
Mike: [Announcer] This fanfic is rated PG-13 for little, but graphic kisses.
>Sara: what do you two want?!?!
Crow: [Darien] For starters, a bigger kiss.
Tom: [Darien] And you could probably invest in some anger management classes.
>Darien: we want to quit just us two no one else. Come on Serena lets go.
>
>Serena: Ok but shouldn't we just watch the rest of them and see how they are
>doing?
>
>Darien: Yeah I guess lets go to the stands.
>
>Sara: During resent news Serena and Darien have just quit.
Mike: Speaking of resentment, I'm not so wild about this fanfic.
Tom: Yeah, specifically the random shouting of names and incoherent babble.
Crow: Or the lack of graphic sexual descriptions.
>Janie: what when did this happen. Sorry guys I have to go bye. Sara When did
>Darien and Serena quit?
Mike: As soon as they realized how slow and uneventful this is.
>Sara: they just did and they are sitting in the stands.
Tom: Sitting in the stands or standing it the sits?
Mike: That was not funny.
Tom: Sorry, this fanfic is doing something to my brain.
>Janie: ok time to bring in plan B.
>
>Sara: plan B. now?
>
>Janie: yeah!
>
>Sara: ok as long as it isn't plan C. quite yet.
>
>Janie: of course it isn't plan C.
Tom: When is Plan B not Plan B?
Crow: When it's Plan C.
>Sara: Janie do the honors.
Crow: [Janie] [Farting noise]
Tom: [Sara] Not that Honor!
>Janie: thanks sara everybody to the floor every single cartoon and anime
>character here go to the floor unless you
Mike: [Janie] Have died of boredom, been slayed by an enraged reader, or just
don't care.
>have losted, been disqualified or quit.
>
>Everybody at once: So why are we all here?
Tom: To be bored beyond comprehension?
Mike: To develop an urge for self-mutilation?
Crow: To be driven mad trying to figure out what the hell the point of this fanfic is?
>Sara& Janie: We want you all to fight each other
Mike: Oh cool! When do they start?!
Tom: Uh... Mike? I think they already fought.
Mike: I thought that they called random names and then ranted and raved randomly?
Tom: They did.
Mike: Well then... Nevermind.
>and who ever wins gets to be
Tom: [Game Show Host] Whisked off to a beautiful tropical island in the middle of the
Indian Ocean where you and a guest will be sacrificed to the African god of crappy
anime fanfics!
>picked to destroy them all.
Crow: Woah! Who put a porcupine in her panties?
Mike: Your mind is always in the panties.
Crow: That's not all of mine in her panties. HeHe.
Tom: Oh gross.
>Haha just kidding we'll have a surprise for the winner and a
Tom: [Sara] A decapitating wheel of death for our runners up!
>secondary surprise for the rest.
>
>And they are fighting. Who will win that is determined by you guys and what
>ever one is the most popular will win and you will see the rest of the story.
Mike: You mean it's over?
Tom: Not unless we tell her who should win!
Crow: I think Harry should win!
Tom: No! Flint's dad should win!
Mike: Jigglipuff! Jigglipuff! Jigglipuff!
[After several seconds of awkward silence]
Mike: Well, I guess that's the end.
[Mike picks up Tom and all exit.]
[SOL]
[9:55 PM EST]
Mike and the bots reemerged onto the deck of the Satellite of Love.
"Well, I almost didn't think I could make it through that one!" Crow said.
"Yeah," agreed Tom, "but we're not out of the woods yet."
"I'm am not looking forward to Part Two." Mike added
Just then, Gypsy emerged onto the deck and joined Mike and the bots. "Just
think, though. Part two, since it's only going to be fighting, must be about a paragraph
long. You know, because 6 of the thirteen pages was calling out names."
Tom and Crow jumped for joy. "Blessed be the Lord!"
[DEEP 13]
[4:56 AM EET]
Dr. Forrester turned on his monitor. He found the bots leaping up and down.
"Well," he said, "since you enjoyed Part One so much, I can hardly contain my elation
for when I send over Part Two."
This was greeted by groans from the Satellite of Love.
"Stop your whimpering, you pigeon feces deposits." he continued, "Unfortunately,
Part Two has not been completed yet. The author must wait for responses to tally who
should win."
This was greeted by massive cheers.
"Not so fast!" Dr. Forrester yelled. "The next experiment will be just as
bad, and you can expect to get Part Two in the not-so-distant future." He took a pause.
"As for now, I'll see you next time. Untill then, I officially adjourn this meeting of
Ninnyhammers Anonymous."
Dr. Forrester clicked off the transmission.
[SOL]
[9:57 PM EST]
"Say, Mike?" Gypsy asked. "Do we have time for another installment of our favorite
Superheroes?"
Mike walked over to the bots. " 'Fraid not," he said, "we're all out of time."
The bots moaned in regret.
"But in Part Two, we definitely will."
The bots cheered.
"Goodbye for now!" Mike spoke at Cambot. Then the bots retreated to their rooms
and Cambot faded out.
MiSTer's Note: This was my first attempt at a MiSTing, and I hope I have pleased.
I will try again soon. Now for the fun stuff I forgot at the beginning: the disclaimers!!
This was a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual sarcastic robots is purely
coincidental. MST3K and all related ideas, characters, etc. is property of Best Brains,
Inc. and I have no intent to infringe upon their copyright.
"The Battle of the Shows, Part One" is copyright of Lita and she is absolutely welcome to it.
Since Lita forgot her full disclaimer (and since it would take five days and a good chunk
of the tropical rainforest to list all the distributors of all the characters she mentioned)
I will just say that every thing that she mentioned is property of some company, creator,
distributor, etc. So sue her, not me. (HaHa, just kidding, don't sue anyone.)
And now everyone's favorite part: the "Thank you"s and Acknowledgements! I'd like to thank
my writing mentors, Sr. Anne and my best friend, Danae. I'd also like to thank my most
recent writing influence: Mrs. Merrill. I'd like to thank SVAM and all that assisted in
tips for my first MiSTing. And lastly, I'd like to thank the author, Lita. Any shots at
the author are jokes and only that. Lita is a very intelligent and nice person and I thank
her for her permission to use the story that she wrote.
"Nothing weighs less than a pen and nothing gives more pleasure"
~Francesco Petrarch
Fanfic by Lita
MiSTing by Brendan Molloy Bkalel333@excite.com
>Janie: Rini just Flint with her attack and he lays unconicince.