Mystery Reboot Theater 4k, Episode #105 "Dark Omens" MSTed by GBJazzMan (gbjazzman@hotmail.com) (http://gbjazzman.8m.com/) Original Author: Jesse Morgan DISCLAIMER: This MST is of one of Jesse Morgan's stories in the "New ThunderCats.... New World series". The story is (c) Jesse Morgan. ThunderCats is (c) Viacom. Mike, the bots, the Mads and all related stuff is the property of Best Brains, Inc. Bob and Megabyte are the property of Mainframe Entertainment. ***************************************************************************** (Roll theme) (SOL bridge. The bridge is covered with pots and pans. Mike is wearing a chef's hat and an apron. He face is covered with flour.) MIKE: Hello there. I'm Mike Nelson and welcome to Satellite of love. The other day, while change surfing, Crow found FoodTV. SO we figured we should try to get into that untapped market with our own Cooking show. So welcome to "Satellite Cooking!" (Cheesy music plays as the bots and Bob walk out. Crow has an apron that say "Who wants you baby?", Servo has a short order cook's hat and Bob's wearing an apron that says "Kiss the Chef".) MIKE: On today's show, Bob will be showing us how to make Energy shakes, Crow will be making Chicken ala Mode and Servo will be showing us how to blow up polish sausage in your micro wave. CROW: What will you be making, Mike? MIKE: Hamburgers. SERVO: That's original. MIKE: Right. Bob, would you like to go first? BOB: Why not. (The camera shifts to Bob's cooking area. A juicer is on the table, along with a dozen 9 volt batteries and some circuit boards). First, you're going to want to put a half a cup of water in your juicer. Next put the batteries and circuits in the juicer. Now, I don't know where you get your batteries get, but were I get mine, they aren't seasoned. So lets kick it up a few notches and BHAM! (He tosses a pinch of spices in the juicer) Now you close the lid and have it cut this stuff fine. You don't want the little ones choking on an old Intel chip. Well, this is going to take a few. Back to you, Mike. MIKE: Thanks Bob. Now, Tom Servo shows us how to properly blow up polish sausage. (Camera cuts to Servo standing next to a large Microwave. A piece of sausage the size of a football is sitting it) SERVO: Thank you, Mike. Now many of you have blown stuff before. God knows it's my favorite pass time. Well, first you need to get a large piece of sausage. The bigger the better. The set your microwave on high for several minutes. (He activates the timer) Now the more wattage it has, the better the explosion will be. Now lets check back in with Bob. (Bob is pouring a sick green colored mixture into a cup.) BOB: Now you're done a finished energy shake. (He takes a sip) Ha.. Just like Dot make's 'em. Ohh, and none of the following races should drink an energy shake: Ape, ardvark, bog rats...... MIKE: I'm sorry to interrupt you Bob, but the Network execs are calling. (WIDOWMAKER. Bobo, Observer, and Megabyte are sitting around a dinner table with lobster bibs on. Lobster shells are littered around the table.) MEGABYTE: Hello Bob, Mike and bots. It appears you had the same idea we did. BOBO: As a treat, Lawgiver is making us lobsters, using her family's ancient Recipe, using 11 herbs and spices and a mind control agent. OBSERVER: Just like Dr. Forester use to make it. MEGABYTE: Bob, you have drooly in the corner of your mouth. (SOL) BOB: Uh? Ohh thanks. CROW: Actually, we're trying to get our own show on the Food network. MIKE: Yeah, its a regular gold-mine. (There is an explosion and Servo goes flying across the room. He lands with a thud.) (WIDOWMAKER) MEGABYTE: Did Servo just fly by? (SOL) MIKE: Yeah. You know him and polish sausage. (WIDOWMAKER) MEGABYTE: Well, hope it doesn't give him gas, because today's experiment probably will. It's a repulsive little piece written by a fellow by the name of Jesse Morgan entitled "Dark Omens." And if you're wondering, its a ThunderCat's story. And while you're watching it, we'll be sitting here, stuffing our faces. (Pearl enters with a platter of lobster) PEARL: Eat up boys! (SOL) MIKE: Thanks, Megabyte. (The Lights flash) MIKE, CROW and BOB: We've got a fanfic sign! SERVO: And I'm covered in cow gut! 6...5...4...3...2...@ >Dark Omens MIKE: It's national turn off a light week. >Written by Jesse Morgan CROW: If that's really your true name! >Jadakiss SERVO: Who's twin brother was Gottamakeout. >walked silently down the quiet halls of Cat's Lair. BOB: Because little did anyone know, she was a Cuban Spy. >No one was awake but her. SERVO: Hence why she was sneaking. MIKE (Jadakiss): I like sneaking around my own home! >It was only midnight on New Thundera but she was restless. CROW: Its always "only midnight." What the deal with these fanfic writers? BOB: Yeah, why can't a story ever start at 8:30 in the morning? >Something was disturbing her and she knew that it was not good. MIKE: It was the ghost of Coach Ditka. >She slid her hands on the marble walls as she stepped lightly down the hall. SERVO: Avoiding the land-mines and sentry guns. >Her ears perked up as they heard the call of the owl. BOB: I know my ears are seperate enities from me. BOB'S EARS: You got that right, brother! SERVO: What? >She approached her own room, yet she did not want to enter. MIKE: She hadn't cleaned in there for several days. CROW (WilyKat): Omigod! That dust bunny just took off my arm! >She suddenly jumped as she felt a cold hand on her shoulder. MIKE (Homer): Hey Bart! Would you like to see my new hockey mask and chain saw? >She turned around and there stood Bengali. SERVO: Well thank God he wasn't floating or something, 'cause I hate it when that happens! >"Oh, Bengali you startled me". BOB (Jadakiss): I was just about to go do donuts in Mumm-ra's yard. Wanna join me? >"I am sorry, but I couldn't sleep". SERVO (Ben-Gali): The voices in my head were telling me to kill Lion-O again. > "i know how you feel. CROW: Wouldn't Pumyra be jealous? >It is something about this night. A dark feeling, like something terrible >is about to happen". MIKE (Jadakiss): That somewhere, a Republican is ruling a major country. A sudden crash of thunder fell and Jadakiss was startled again. CROW & SERVO: Jadakiss's a scariedy cat! Jadakiss's a scariedy cat! MIKE: C'mon guys, don't taunt the fanfic. >A storm fled the area and caused many electriacl problems in Cat's Lair. >Causing all power to vacnt the lair. (Servo's head start flashing) SERVO: Oh God! The grammar hurts!! >Tygra awaoke from his sleep and rose from his bed. BOB (Tygra): Which mutant should I beat up today? >He carefully stepped in the room MIKE (Tygra): Ho hum... Oww! Who put this room here? >as not to bump into anything. SERVO: Like that 100 gallon drum of Hydrochloric acid! >He found his robe and proceeded out of his room. CROW: For we all know, all the other Thundercats were either turned on or intimidated by his massive girth. MIKE: You had better watch it Crow! >Outside he saw most of the Thundercats and Thunderian survivors talking. BOB: Was soylent green made of people? >The one person he had his eyes on was Catlani. SERVO: Because she appeared to be on fire. >He was shocked that she even bothered to leave her room. SERVO: Because it was on fire, too. BOB: Servo, are you going through one of your cycles again? SERVO: Maybe, why? BOB: I was just wondering if I should fire-proof my stuff again. >She has been like an outcast ever since her conforntation with Lion-o. MIKE: And the story goes down hill as Morgan reverts into Valley Girl Mode. >Lion-o had still not returned from his mission. CROW: His five year mission to search out new convoluted plot hooks. (Servo starts humming the original Star Trek theme) >She had not spoken to anyone since MIKE: She's working her way through Mime College. >and she has kept to herself. BOB: Because, she too is a Cuban Spy. >He approach the crowd and he saw Tygres. SERVO: Wow, original name. >She waved to him and he waved back. CROW: With his Thompson Sub-Machine gun. >Instead of heading directly towards them, BOB: Because we all know Tygres is more than one person. >he walked towards the window where Catlani stood. MIKE: Because all moody characters are required by the Union to stand by a window. >"The rain is tearing the ground tonight. CROW: Where are this people? Detroit? BOB: Houston maybe? >My father used to say that was a bad omen" Tygra said to her. SERVO: Well, considering Hard Rain does nothing but destroy things, I'd say its a bad omen too. >She did not respond. MIKE (Catlani): Can't talk, being moody. >He turned away from her and took a glimpse at Tygres. CROW: To see if she was dead yet. >He still could not figure out why he admired her so much. BOB: Maybe Tygra has a strange bullet-hole fetish. >Lynx-o suggested that they all head to the Council Room MIKE: He wanted to know who was using his adult diapers. SERVO (Lynx-O): I need those to live! >and discuss ways for alternative power sources. CROW: He would. @...2...3...4...5...6 (SOL. Bob walks in to see Crow and Servo covered in paste and popsycle sticks are littered around) BOB: Guys, are you eating paste again? CROW: No, Bob. We've beatin' that addiction. SERVO: Yeah. We're re-enacting Mr. Morgan's scene by making the Cat's Lair and the ThunderCats out of popsycle sticks. CROW: And for the lightning, we're gonna use this lightning gun that Joel left. BOB: Wait, weren't we using that to power the sub-pump? MIKE (Off-stage): Oh God! Gypsy, we need a mop in here! GYPES (Off-stage): Hold on. SERVO: Who cares? We're having fun. Now hold it here Bob and pull the trigger when we tell you. CROW (Jadakiss): "Ho hum. I like being mysterious. Oh, Ben-Gali, I didn't see you. SERVO (Ben-Gali): "I couldn't sleep." Now Bob. (Bob pulls the trigger. Cat's Lair goes up in a poof of smoke and Servo goes flying. Mike comes in, grabs the gun and leaves) SERVO: Would someone put me out, I seem to be on fire! BOB: Alright. (Grabs a fire extigusher) SERVO: Thanks. (Lights go off. Mike runs in) ALL: We've got Fanfic sign! @...2...3...4...5...6 MIKE: Don't ever take the Subpump's power supply again Bob! BOB: But I didn't.... MIKE: Don't try to blame it on them. BOB: I'll get you two! SERVO: Sure. >All the Thundercats and Thunderians went into the Council Room SERVO: And were promptly shot down by the second gunman on the grassy knoll. >and took a seat. MIKE: But where did they take it? CROW: Old. MIKE: Old? BOB: Yep. >They all talked in attempts BOB: Attempts? Is that some new form of poetry I haven't heard about? SERVO: Maybe they're in Seattle? >to find a good way to get power. MIKE: We'll, in 2050, they can get Fusion reactors. BOB: Mike, you're confusing life with Sim City 3000, again. MIKE: Oh. Sorry. >"I suggest that we all stay in here for the night and CROW: Have a mind numbing orgy! (Mike smacks Crow with a 2 by 4) CROW: Oww! MIKE: Stop! >search for a good power source tomorrow" Panthro said SERVO: The Mr. T of the group? Do something sensible? MIKE: Wow. >and they all agreed. BOB: Because he had Tygra's Thompson Submachine gun. >They all slowly drifted off to sleep in the Council Room. CROW: As Lion-O's Mind control gas took effect. >In the morning they were all waken by several Thunderian villagers. SERVO: Who had found a witch and wanted to burn her. >"Thundercats we need your help" one of the villageras said. MIKE: As Mexico slowly overcame the village. >"Well what is the problem?" Cheetara said. BOB (Villager): A giant fissure has came and swallowed up Howard Stern. CROW (Cheetara): And there's a problem here? >"All of our children are missing. SERVO: They were eaten by a large Scottish man named Fat Bastard. MIKE (Fat Bastard): Get in mah belly! >It is like they were just taken from us during the night" BOB: Most child abductions are like that. >a fimilar voice said. CROW: And that voice was Larry King! >It was the father of Leah, SERVO: Just like Worf, son of Mog. >a Thunderian the Thundercats knew. All the Thundercats and Thunderians were >shocked by this. SERVO: Wait. Didn't the Thunderian already know? So why would they be shocked? MIKE: Don't try to figure it out, Tom. >"We shall begin a search. CROW: And that's why Lion-O's the Captain! >Pumyra, Tygra and Catlani will take the eastern front. BOB (Pumyra): With what, we haven't got any weapons! >Panthro, Tygres, Apollo SERVO: Don't use the O2 fan! CROW: This isn't Apollo 13, Tom. SERVO: Oh, right. >and A'tr'phor MIKE: How do you pronounce that? CROW: Uhh, I dunno. >take the western front. BOB: But all's quiet on the western front. >Panthro and Crowelin take the southern front. MIKE: Wait. Didn't Panthro go with Tygres, Apollo and that guy with the weird name? SERVO: Plot hole number one! >I, Jadakiss SERVO: Sister to Gottamakeout and daughter of Hankypanky. >and Lynx-o will take the northern front. The Thunderkittens will stay here >and keep watch" CROW: Because they are irresponsible brats! >Cheetara said. BOB: Cheetara said that? MIKE: I though Lion-O was in charge! CROW: I guess we now know who wares the pants around there. >All the Thundercats agreed. SERVO: Because Lion-O was using Pearl's patented Mind Control Drug. PEARL'S VOICE: 9 out of 10 evil warlords prefer it! >As the morning turned swiftly to night, MIKE: Just once, I'd like to see morning turn slowly into night. >the Thundercats continued their search with no avail. BOB: Because they weren't look in the obvious places. >Tygra walked over to the Skycat and reported back to Cat's Lair SERVO (Tygra): It's true! They did make Kraft Mac & Cheese cheesier! >one last time before setting up camp. CROW: In the middle of a volcano. >Catlaini sat on a tree stump fiddling with her bow. MIKE: Let's hope they're talking about a weapon bow, or this story got too sissy too quick. >Pumyra set her sleeping bag out upon the ground. BOB: Because it keep floating away. >She tied her hair up into a bow and sat on the ground. CROW: Because she was wearing a toupee >Tygra put his pack on the ground and sat on it. SERVO (Tygra): Man I'm bushed. Damnit I sat on the bottle of Anthrax. Been nice knowing ya! >Catlani stood to her feet and walked towards the fire they built. MIKE: Because she like to burn. SERVO: Wow, Mike beat me to it. >Her face carried that of a lost child. BOB: Her face? CROW: Maybe she has a dead fetus attached to here face like that one guy in South Park. >She slowly sat next to the fire. SERVO: As not to destroy any cases of deadly plagues like Tygra did. >Pumyra watched Catlani, she knew the pain that she felt. MIKE: The Anthrax was slowly killing them both. >The wind began to pick up where they were. CROW: Spreading the Anthrax over the country-side. >They all stood to their feet and drew their weapons. BOB: Man, they get spooked easily. MIKE: Yeah, it was just a little wind. >Tygra could sense danger in the air. CROW: Just like Spider-Man! (Servo begins humming the old Spider-Man theme) >Pumyra placed on of her orbs into her sling. MIKE: It had broke its leg earlier in the hike. >She swung it with tremendous speed, ready for whatever was causing the >comotion. SERVO (Pumyra): For I am Pumyra! Maker of rash decisions! >They heard soft, joyful music playing from an airship. BOB: Bach? MIKE: Mozart? SERVO: Bernstein? CROW: Metallica? (They all look at him) CROW: What? I think it's peaceful. >As the airship past they saw several hundred children followed. MIKE: It was raining Pokémon toys over the country-side. >Tygra looked at all of the children. BOB (Tygra): They could make me a lot of T-Shirts. >They all laughed and sang as they followed the airship. SERVO: The airship must be using one of Pearl's mind control drugs. >He glared into their eyes. CROW (Tygra): How many times have I told you not to pee on the rug! >Their eyes had no feeling in them, SERVO: Mass Media had eaten their souls. >but they looked like they were in a trance. BOB: Again, Mass Media's to blame. >Pumyra and Catlani rushed to stop the children but there were too many. MIKE: They had to get all of the Pokémon toys. >All of the sudden the music stopped and the children all fell asleep where >they stood. SERVO: Just like horses, thunderian children must sleep standing up. >Tygra noticed two children that looked very familar to him. CROW: He had...... MIKE: Don't even think about it. >It was Wily Kit and Wily Kat! BOB (Tygra): You punks! You're supposed to be guarding the keg! >He tried to awake them but they would not get up. MIKE: For they haven't smelled the best part of waking up, the Folger's Crystals. >He called for Catlani and Pumyra to help him. Just then a boy jumped from >the now landed airship. SERVO (Boy): I stole this all by myself. >"Who are you?" Pumyra said as she approached him. CROW (Pumyra): You're in for such a whumpin'! >"I am Icarisus, the bringer of music. MIKE: So he's for Rap and Disco! >I serve the great Isis, of Trimether. BOB: At lest he doesn't serve Vinnie, of Bronx. >It is a land for all children to laugh and play". CROW: That's what they said about Michael Jackson's home, but boy were they wrong. >"But you are taking these children from their homes and their parents" SERVO: Yeah. Ya dick! >Tygra said. "They are going to a place where they are loved". MIKE: A place were everyone knows your name. CROW: And you're always glad you came. (Servo starts humming the Cheer's Theme) >Then a hologram appeared taking the shape of a woman. (Bob convulses) MIKE: Bob! SERVO: What's the matter? BOB: I just a Wonder Twins flashback. CROW: That is bad. >"Icarisus, what is the delay!" she scolded. MIKE (Icarisus): Well, you see, the heroes showed up and.... >"I am having difficulty from the great Thundercats". SERVO: Well, great isn't the adjective I'd use. BOB: What would you use Tom? SERVO: Moronic. >"Destroy them. Destroy them all!" she said as they hologram disappeared. CROW: Wow, I know I'm scared. What about you guys? >Icarisus took some pellets from his hand and threw them into the air. MIKE: For ThunderCats are easily distracted! >They stayed suspened in the air until Icarisus began to play his flute. SERVO: For he is Icarisus, master of all that is gay! >They then took the shape of guardians. BOB: What?!?! CROW: Seems like you got some competition. >They formed all around the Thundercats. SERVO: I can really picture that. >Tygra and the others moved back to back, anticipating the first strike. MIKE: Because we all know those baseball umps are mean. >Tygra was the first. SERVO: Who's on second? BOB: No. What's on second, who's on third. >He swung his whip in the air (Servo starts humming Devo) MIKE: I always though you snapped a whip at someone. CROW: I guess you were wrong, Mike. >and stroke one of the guardians. CROW: That one's way too easy. >It flew back into a tree and bounced right back. SERVO: New from Blamco, the Rubber Guardian. Just add water. MIKE THE TV: For only $9999.99! BOB: MIKE! >With speed, it approached with force. CROW: That doesn't even make any sense. >Its truck Tygra with double the amount of force that Tygra used. SERVO: S-10? >Tygra fell to the ground, MIKE (Guardian): And stay there! >crushing all hope for the other two. CROW (Pumyra): Well, shit. >Pumyra knew that the only way she was going to go, was to go fighting. MIKE: I like girls who know what they want. CROW: That explains why you haven't had a date in years. >She leaped from the circle that trapped her. SERVO: It's time to step into the squared circle, son! >Quickly she flickered BOB: For she hadn't payed her electric bill this month. >her orb at a charging guardian. The explotion SERVO: Explotion? BOB: It's like an explosion, but its were the plot blows up. CROW: For this story, that happened a while ago. >caught her off guard but did not defeat her. MIKE (Pumyra): Silly fireworks display! You're no match for my comic book style moves. >Catlani took on to the idea. SERVO: No fair! That was Pumyra's idea! >She focused all her thoughts on getting CROW: The prize at the bottom of the Cracker Jack box. >the guardians away from Tygra. She ran to her left and three guardians >followed. BOB: She has psychic powers? MIKE: I guess we would know that if we had gotten a story at the beginning of the series. >Pumyra drew another orb from her small pouch. CROW: But not so small that she couldn't have an endless supply. >She held it in her pale white hands, SERVO: She hasn't been outside seen the Crash of '78. MIKE: The Crash? >thinking of Lynx-o. ALL: Awwww. BOB: Somebody's in love. >He helped her to learn the ways of CROW: Kama Sutra. MIKE: Crow! >fighting and now she would be using it to her fullest. SERVO: Again with the vague pronoun! I hate that! >She threw the orb to the sky and caught it with her sling. BOB: Couldn't she have just put the orb in the sling? MIKE: Show off! >She swung three quick times and let it fly to the sky once again. CROW: Department of Reduncey Department. >"By Jaga" she said as the orb split in air. SERVO (Pumyra): I though I had used all of those already! >It caused a hurricane of winds to take over the land. MIKE: Do you think the weather men appreciate that? BOB (Weatherman): And the weather today on Third Earth is.. What the? >Several guardians were sent flying into trees, causing them to crash to the >ground. SERVO: When you picture Bob as one of those guys, its pretty funny. BOB: Hey! CROW: You're right. >Tygra stood to his feet still trying to recover from the attack. MIKE (Tygra): I've been down for a whole 5 seconds. >He slowly limped towards the kids laying on the ground. SERVO & CROW: Tygra's a gimp! Tygra's a gimp! BOB: Quit taunting the fanfic, guys. >He called for Wily Kit and Wily Kat but there was no response. BOB: They were busy gorging themselves on pie. SERVO: Hmmm, pie. >Catlani let one of her arrows slice through the air causing two more >guardians to fall. BOB: I bet Catlani lives by other common phrases. MIKE: Like "A penny saved is a penny earned." SERVO: Or "Never look a gift horse in the mouth." CROW: Or....(Mike glares).....Nevermind. >Tygra walked closer and closer to the children. SERVO: Correction, he gimped. MIKE: You mean limped. SERVO: Whatever. >Then he was knocked from his feet again by another guardian. CROW: This battles sounds a lot like Rockem Sockem Robots. >Icarisus played his flute as he stepped into the air ship. MIKE (Icarisus): Once I'm on the ship, I'll be unstoppable! >The children stood to their feet and walked into the ship. BOB: Sense when did kids like flute music? >The ship took off into the air before the other Thundercats had a chance to get to it. CROW: But in promptly crashed when it hit a low flying Seagull. >Catlani raced after the ship but was not fast enough. SERVO: It looks like somebody didn't eat their Wheaties. >She fell to her feet, feeling another defeat. BOB: She does have two, you know. (They all groan) SERVO: It hurt's Bob, it really does. >Tygra laid on the ground and did not move. CROW: For he was having his sixth heart attack this week. >He had the chance to save the children but he was not strong enough. MIKE: There's two people who haven't had their Wheaties. >He thought to himself that maybe Lion-o was right not to leave him in charge. BOB (Tygra): Why am I so pathetic all of the sudden? >Pumyra leaned upon a tree trying not to cry. CROW: She was making onion soup. >They had lost, lost the one chance to save all the children of New Thundera. MIKE: But the good guys always win. @...2...3...4...5...6 (SOL. Bob and Crow are holding down a block of wood as Mike carves it with knife) BOB: Alright, our mind control flute is finish! CROW: Let's try it. MIKE: Sure. (He plays the flute a Servo comes in and starts ramming into a TV) BOB: I don't think its working. CROW: Yeah. Stop playing, Mike. (Mike stops playing. Servo stops moving) SERVO: What happened? One minute, I'm watching Springer, the next I'm standing here! CROW: Well, uhh.... (Lights go off) ALL: We've got Fanfic sign! @...2...3...4...5...6 >They returned to Cat's Lair in shame. BOB (Panthro): You go start to your rooms without dessert! >Catlani stepped into her room, SERVO: And suddenly realized it was still on fire from earlier. >dropping her bow and arrows to the side. MIKE: The last thing she want was someone tripping over her stuff. >She laid upon her bed and turned on her side. SERVO: I believe the phrase Mr. Morgan is looking for is "and she turned on a dime." >Pulling her legs close, BOB: And pulling Panthro closer. MIKE: CROW! CROW: It wasn't me! It was Bob! MIKE: Bob, I had though better of you! >she cried sorrowfully. Once again she messed up the chance to do something >good. SERVO (Catlina): Well, there's always next week. >Not only has she disappointed Lion-o and her father but now the rest of the >Thundercats. MIKE: Here's a question; we don't know if the ThunderCats disappointed with them. We went from a battle to all of them sulking. BOB: Let's here a "hurray" for plot holes! CROW & SERVO: Hurray! >She laid on her back and stared at the vaulted ceiling. CROW: Which one had she put her bong in? >Her tears fell in sure pain. MIKE: Sure.... >She coughed a few times and stood to her feet. Pumyra walked slowly across >her room. SERVO: For each room had its own set of land mines. >She opened her window to get some cool air. She was going through a lot of >changes due to her pregnancy. BOB: Hold on! When did she become pregnant? CROW: And again, we didn't get a story at the beginning of the series. >The door hissed open and Bengali stood there. SERVO (Bronx Accent): Vinnie sent me. >He rushed to Pumyra side and held her in his arms. MIKE: But tripped of a book. BOB (Bengali): NO!! >She pushed her body up to him, putting her head to his. CROW: Shouldn't that be pulled? SERVO: She pregnant, remember? CROW: Ohh, yeah. >She exhaled slowly trying to savor the moment. SERVO: At least she wasn't waiting to. >"You're leaving aren't you?" she whispered softly. CROW (Pummyra): We haven't even started to make out yet... >"We have to go after them. MIKE: And again with the vague pronouns. SERVO: Morgan could be a super hero CROW: Who? SERVO: Vague Pronoun Man! >Crowelin and Panthro already maped out the course. BOB: Looks like some one's stealing R2- D2's job! >Thanks to Lynx-o knowledge, SERVO: Of Spam. >we will be able to get to the land of Trimether". MIKE: As opposed to fat ether. >Pumyra walked away from her mate. CROW: He had cooties. >He wished to follow but he had little time. MIKE: If only he had a time machine. >He walked over to his sleeping son's bed. SERVO: Which was guarded by none other than Sammy Hager. MIKE: Sammy Hager? >He bent over and kissed him on his head. CROW: Well that's a let down. BOB: You're sick, you know. >He patted his son's head gently. MIKE: No, Crow. >"I will be back Pumyra" Bengali said as he grabbed his hammer. (They all giggle) CROW: That one's too easy. >The one hammer that saved him many times, SERVO: He's really setting him self up for this one. >the Hammer of Thundera. "I know you will, but..." MIKE (Pumyra): I really have to pee! >her words were cut short. Bengali swept her into his arms and kissed her. >He kissed her more passionately than he has ever done before. BOB: I think I'm gonna be sick. >"I will be back for White, you and our un-born child". SERVO: Looks like someone stole Tygra's Thompson SMG. >Bengali left the room and Pumyra sat upon the bed. She dropped her head >into her hands and held in her tears. CROW: Sense when were the ThunderCat's this emotional? BOB: Sense Morgan turned the show into a soap opera. >The Feliner took off with Tygres, SERVO: The unoriginal. >Jadakiss, CROW: Daughter of Ivana Humpalot. MIKE: CROW! >Cheetara, Pathro, BOB: Yeaa original characters. >Apollo, (Servo hums the Apollo 13 theme) MIKE: Where's Houston when you need them? >Bengali and Crowelin inside. The Feliner sped across the sky. CROW: Because everyone knows that the Feliner can only go Fast, Really Fast, and Luticris Speed. >Thunder crashed as they approached closer and closer to Trimether. SERVO: To make it even that more ominous. >They were all feeling nervous but confident. BOB: Yeaa oxymorons! >Tygra, Pumyra and Catlani were forced to stay at Cat's Lair on watch. MIKE: Because the Kittens weren't there to guard the Keg. >Cheetara stated that they wre not yet rested and ready for this mission. BOB: But really don't know that sense, Morgan hasn't told us how much time has passed. >Panthro piloted the Feliner carefully hrough the storm. CROW: And I was under the impression that Panthro always drove recklessly. >Lighting chased the thunder MIKE: Huh? >as the Feliner edged closer to Trimether. SERVO: Like they have for the last five minutes. >All of the sudden the lightining stroke the Feliner's left roter, BOB: But the Feliner doesn't have props.... >causing it to spin out of control. MIKE: As opposed to spinning into control. >They slammed into the ground of the land of Trimether. Jadakiss and Tygrs >stepped out of the cockpit. CROW: And were mowed down by a John McCane. MIKE (McCane): Yeppie kie yea mother f#%$ers! >They looked around and noticed no one was there. BOB: Except for thousands of Backstreet Boys fans. >Panthro and Crowelin were next, followed by the others. "What is this place?" >Tygres said. SERVO: I take it the ThunderCats weren't briefed before this. >Cheetara walked slowly over the ground. "It must be Trimether" she said. BOB: Wait, didn't make a map here? CROW: Yeaa plot holes. >Bengali heard music in the distance. It grew louder as it came closer to them. MIKE: Most music does get louder as it gets closer. SERVO: Except for that backwards music from France. >Then Panthro saw a horde of guardians approaching them. CROW: AHH! It's a bunch of Bobs! BOB: Thanks Crow. >These figures were unknown to them. SERVO: So the others weren't debriefed? MIKE: It looks like they really do need the strong leadership of Lion-O. CROW: I hope you do realize what you just said, right? >The guardians attacked swiftly. They easly defeated the Thundercats and >their Thunderian companions. MIKE: And another vague fight scene courteous of Mr. Morgan. >First to fall was Jadakiss, SERVO: Cousin to Alotta Hugs. >follwed by Apollo. CROW: He had a no go for launch. BOB: And you said mine hurt? >Cheetara and Panthro fought back to back as they wacthed their comrades fall. SERVO: Down the seven day drop. MIKE (Ben-Gali): NOOOOO! >So enought their was no one standing but Cheetara. BOB: Huh? >"I will not be deafeated so easily. I am Cheetara, the quick and I will >defend the Thundercats honor" she said. MIKE: Let's here it for cheesy one- liners! >The ground shook beneath her feet and a flare of fire destroyed several > of the guardians. CROW: What the hell? (Servo's dome starts flashing) BOB: What warning are you getting Tom? SERVO: It's too early to tell. >"HO!" came from behind Cheetara. CROW: I though Cheetara was the ho of the group. >There stood Tygra, Pumyra and Catlani. MIKE: They got there thanks to one of Morgan patented Plot- Wormholes. >"I am Catlani, keeper of silence but of just. Thundercats HO!". >"I am Pumyra, keeper of the child and of medicine. Thundercats HO!". >"I am Tygra, defender of justice. Thundercats HO!". >"Catlani! Pumyra! Tygra! HO!" SERVO: I know what the warning is guys! MIKE: What? SERVO: This is slowly turning into an episode of Power Rangers. BOB: Well that's just great. >Cheetara growled as they all jumped into action. MIKE: I'm just waiting for Rita to make the guardians grow. >Catlani drew her silver arrow and fired it upon the guardians. CROW: Since when were these things Werewolves? BOB: Since Morgan started writing. >It blitzed through the air as a dream scream of a lost soul. SERVO: WHAT?!?! That doesn't make.... (Servo starts to shake) CROW: Calm buddy, calm. >It caused a wave of energy to destroy several of the guardians. MIKE: Leaving a vague number of them left to fight our heroes. >Pumyra swung one of her orbs at the guardians. CROW: Morgan is just setting himself up. >It shattered and multiplied into hundreds of smaller orbs destroying >half of the guardians. Cheetara and Tygra fought the rest back to back. BOB: Was that before or after Catlani's silver dream arrow took out several of them? >"I thought I told you to stay at Cat's Lair!" Cheetara growled. SERVO: That's real bright, repremanding the cavalry. >"You did but you do not know what you are up against" Tygra growled back. CROW (Tygra): Because you forgot to debrief us, you dink. >They both destroyed the rest opf the guardians. Then the woman that >Tygra saw earlier appeared before them. MIKE: It was the old woman who sold him that Microwave. >"You dare enter my kingdom and destroy my guards. BOB (Tygra): That was the general idea. >Who do you think you are!". MIKE (Tygra): Your worst nightmare. >"We are the Thundercats. Keepers of Justice, Truth, Honor >and Loyalty" Tygra said. SERVO: Yep, defently like a Power Ranger's Episode. >"Well prepare for your destruction!". CROW: How come the Well gets all the fun? BOB: Yeah, why can't the Dish Washer prepare for their destruction?" >She fired a sphere that swallowed the Thundercats. >The were trapped inside of the sphere. MIKE: For the sphere was made by Rubbermade. >"Hwo are we going to get out of here Tygra?" Cheetara said. SERVO (Tygra): We'll just use this ray gun I have in my pocket which is for just such a problem. >"I do not know" Tygra said. Catlani trembled as she felt her end. CROW: Gee, what a happy and cheerful person. >She gripped her bow and looked to the stary sky. BOB (Catlani): Maybe if I shoot it enough.... >Then her father, the Great Jaga appeared before her. SERVO: I though Lion-O could only see Jaga. MIKE: Forget about it. >"Father! Oh father I have failed you once again". CROW (Catlani): That algebra test was hard! >No you havene't my child" the ghostly figure said. His body drapped in blue. MIKE: For once, I'd like to see Jaga's Cloak plaid. >"You have defended the honor of the Thundercats, SERVO (Jaga): By getting your butts handed to you on a silver platter. >just as I would have. You must focus your strength to get out of here". BOB: Again with the vague plans. >"Yes" she said as her father disappeared into the air. CROW: Someone is here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and they're all out of bubblegum. >"Cheetara, we must focus our energy to get out of here". SERVO (Catlani): Through this mirror I just happen to have. >Cheetara and the others agreed. They all focused their energy. BOB: How? MIKE: Inquiring minds want to know. SERVO: Inquiring minds also want to know if a Spanish woman saw Jimmy Hoffy's face in a bowl of gumbo. >Then Cheetara's body gave off a strong yellow light, followed by Tygra whose >body gave off a blue light. Catlani was next, she gave off a red light. >Finally, Pumyra's body glowed pure white. CROW: Just like Power Rangers. >All of their energy focused destroyed the sphere. BOB: Saving the day, once again. >The land of Trimether collapsed as Isis disappeared, vowing to return someday. MIKE: When did this happen? BOB: Just now. >The Thundercats, Thunderians and all the Children returned to New Thundera. SERVO: All in the cramped compartment of the Feliner. >The parents joyfully welcomed their children back home. CROW (Parents): But you're still grounded! >The Thunderkittens were happy to back in their home at Cat's Lair. MIKE: They could get back to their important job of guarding the keg. >Later on in the evening Lion-o returned. BOB: And there was much rejoicing. SERVO (Peasents): Yea. >They all gathered in the Council Room. CROW: Everyone! Including George W. Bush. >Lion-o stood to his feet with one thing on his mind. "What happened?!?". MIKE (Lion-O): I leave and you start acting weird! >All the Thundercats laughed and rejoiced in the return of the Lord >of the Thundercats. BOB: And we rejoice the end of this story. @...2...3...4...5...6 CROW: There's another story under our belt. SERVO: And Hopefully out of our minds. (Bob runs in from off camera) BOB: That energy shake is alive! (The energy shake, which now has arms and legs is chasing Bob) SHAKE: ARGH!!! MIKE: Never a dull moment on this here. SERVO: Ain't that the truth (Run Credits) (END) ***************************************************************************** Hey, everyone should MST Morgan sometime in their life. Episode List Mystery Reboot Theater 4000 Experiment 101: Sheldon's Anti- Tcats Site Experiment 102: The Newsweek Pokémon Article Experiment 103: "Top 35 Lists on why Star Wars can beat the !#%@$%^#$ out of trek any day" Experiment 104: The Oblitory Whiddaw MST. Experiment 105: "Dark Omens" >The land of Trimether collapsed as Isis disappeared, vowing to return someday.