Title: Digimon: Digi-Defenders: Episode 2: Go Gotsumon/Rock and Roll Original Author: Phantom 1 MiSTing Author: Jesse Shearer email: ambasosor_lardo@htomail.com Era: none/nonstandard Category: anime [Scene is still amime style. JESSE at fountain, pouring a huge cup of pop. Costume: bandage covering one eye, monacle in other, broken left arm, cane in right hand and sprained left ankle] JESSE:[thinking] Huh. I wonder why Renamon went and beat me up the other day? I guess if the Tamers show up again, I'll have to ask. [RIKA and RENAMON enter] RIKA: We've come to appologise for the other day. RENAMON: Yes. I'm very sorry. If there's anything we can do for you... JESSE: Well, I would appreciate some company for the movie today. It's Digimon: Digi-Defenders: Episode 2: Go Gotsumon/Rock and Roll. RIKA: Sounds good. When were you going to start? JESSE: Just as soon as I managed to hobble into the theater. But before we start, feel free to grab some snacks. [RIKA and RENAMON each take a few boxes of candy] RENAMON: Thank you. JESSE: Oh, hey, just out of curiosity, why did you beat me up, anyway? RENAMON:[slightly ashamed] I got you confused with Leomon. JESSE:*Really?* Well, I'll take the compliment, but I can't help but wonder what Leomon would say to that. [LEOMON and JERI enter] LEOMON: Did I hear someone say my name? JESSE: Twice, actually. I got a funny story to tell you, but it'll have to wait untill later. We're just about to start a movie. You two can join us, if you like. JERI: Oh, let's do! Let's go see it, Leomon! LEOMON: Well, OK, if you insist... JERI: Whee! [All enter theater. JERI gets farthest left seat, followed by LEOMON's big sillouhet, then RIKA, JESSE, and RENAMON.] >Digimon: Digidefenders > JESSE: Episode Two! JERI: We missed the first one? Aw! JESSE: Don't worry. Takato and Guilmon will probably tell you all about it. > >The Hypnos Corporation stood over the Shinjuku District like a looming >giant. JESSE: Hypnos is a *fabric mill?* No wonder it seems like such an odd place. > > This >building was the only >defense (or so they thought) against the "Wild Ones." They were >suppose >to monitor global data usage and confirm illegality movements. JESSE: Ah, they work for Bill Gates, then. RIKA: With all the problems Windows causes, they need a place like that. > > But >sometimes, something unusual >(unusual even for them) happens. > >Riley was one of the control operators. RENAMON: One of the lackies actually has a name. JESSE: That *is* unusual for Hypnos. > She was a >red head with a body that would >make even the most statuesque models >jealous. JESSE: Compaired to most *normal* models, however... LEOMON: You make a good point. RENAMON: *Men*... JESSE: For instance, *that* normal model. > The >problem was that she was more >devoted to her work than social life. She >had to be, Yamaki wanted 100% devotion to >keeping tabs on the Wild Ones >and initiate the Juggernaut Program. Nothing would >keep her from doing >her job, but lately she has been questioning the activities. RIKA: It was tough working withoug bathroom breaks. > > At first, >it was just >normal caution, whether they had the right to pry into people's personal >life >like this, then she saw the Tamers. JESSE: After that, it seemed like a great idea. RIKA: Hey! > Children with Digimon >partners and the power to >make them "Digivolve," or change. She watched >as they battled Maildramon, JESSE: Coincidentally, I've been having less trouble with my email accounts since then... RENAMON: Really? > > Apemon, >and Metal Tyrannomon >near the waterfront. When it was over, the one called >"Guilmon" turned >into this huge robotic creature called "War Growlmon" and turned the >ties >in battle.* > LEOMON: Railroad ties. JERI: Twist ties. JESSE: Bow ties. RIKA: Durring battle, guys. >The Tamers did win, but that wasn't what confused Riley the most. She saw >how they >talked to their Digimon as equals, not as pets or weapons or >menaces to society like >Yamaki believed. Right then, she wondered if she >was doing the right thing staying >with Yamaki and Hypnos. JESSE: So, she called Dr. Laura. JERI:[Dr. Laura] Listen to me, Riley. Get out of there! The guy's a jerk! > >"Riley?" Riley was shaken from her daydream. It was Chelsea, the other >operator. JESSE: Well, at least *one* of the Clinton ladies is doing well for herself. > > She >was a little >naive, but she tried her best, kind of like Riley when she first started > >working here. JESSE:[singing] ...there, and everywhere... LEOMON:[singing] They're hip to be square... > >"Riley, is everything all right?" > JERI:[Riley] Oh, yeah. I'm just living the life of Riley here. >"Yeah. I'm just a little tired." > >"You have to start relaxing a little, Riley. You're no good to anyone >half-asleep." > >"No good," Riley repeated. Then an alarm rang out. Riley lowered her >visor. > >"It's a Wild One," Chelsea confirmed. RIKA:[Chelsea] Wait a minute. What's my *dad* doing here? > >"Putting tracer on it." > >It was then that Yamaki walked up the stairs to the control room. As was >his custom, >he was playing with his lighter. JESSE:[imitates sound of rushing flames] JERI:[Yamaki] Whaaa! Ouch! Fire! I'm burning...! RENAMON: Serves him right. > >"A Wild One?" He asked without greeting. LEOMON:[Riley] Nope. The pizza's here. > >"Yes, sir. We're tracking it right now." > >"Has the Juggernaut system recovered from that last attack?" > >"Yes, sir," Riley replied. JESSE: She's got one messed up idea of what "recovered" is. I thought the last attack absolutely destroyed it. > >"Good, initiate it." Riley hesitated for a second. The first time they >tried this, the Wild >Ones used it against them. How does she or any of >the others know they won't do it >again. > LEOMON: The same way they did the first time it happened. >"No good," Riley reported. > >"What?! Why couldn't it be any good? I designed it myself! It should be >perfect." > RENAMON: Right away, it's got one big problem, then. >"The problem sir isn't in your desing," JESSE: The what? *Desing*? RIKA: That's probably the problem with it. > Riley said a bit more >harshly than she attended. "It's >the range. It's not bio-emerging >anywhere in Tokyo." > >"Blast! Where is it going to Bio-Emerge?" > >"Switching to global positioning satellite," Chelsea announced as a map of >the world >came on the screen. > >"Looks like its exit point is in Black Falls, South Dakota," Riley said. JESSE:[scared] Oh no! It wouldn't...! It *can't*...! RENAMON: Can't what? > > "Sir, I don't think >we would be able to >get a team together in time." > >Yamaki grumbled and pocketed his lighter. "Keep me informed of its >progress." JESSE:[nervous] I just hope he didn't have lighter fluid spilled down his leg... > >"Yes, sir." > > JESSE: Let's get outta here. [All exit theater] [JESSE is leaning on consession counter, RIKA and RENAMON are on either side of him.] JESSE: Yeah, this whole "Black Falls, South Dakota" thing in today's movie has me kinda nervous. RIKA:Why? Is that where we are? JESSE: Kinda. We're in *Sioux* Falls, South Dakota. I called in my kid brother and his laptop for a demonstration. He's got a map program on there that should help. RENAMON: Good. It'll be interesting to see where we are in the state. JESSE: Oh, hey, are the others coming, too? RIKA: No. Jeri said something about getting you some medicine... JESSE: Ah. Well, that's nice of her. [A tall, thin young man in a long black leather trenchcoat and a goatee comes in.] JESSE: Hey, Brains. You got that map program all ready to go? BRAINS: Sure do. [Notices RENAMON and RIKA] Hey, I didn't know you were dating someone with a kid. JESSE: I'm not. This one here [indicates RENAMON] is the one that beat me up the other day, and I guess the guilty consience got the better of both of `em. Anyway, Brains, have you ever heard of a place called Black Falls? BRAINS:[hooking laptop to video projector] No. Why? JESSE:[turns on computer and lets it boot] Well, today's movie makes reference to it. We thought we'd just try to figure out where that would be. [brings up map and gets "line draw" option ready] RIKA: OK, so where is Black Falls? JESSE: I don't think there *is* one in the state of South Dakota. [draws a backwards "C" along part of the western border] Ok, those are the Black Hills of South Dakota. RENAMON: So, where did he get the "Falls" part from? JESSE: Ah, well, that would most proabably be from Sioux Falls, where we are now. [cirlces Sioux Falls, in the eastern part of the state, near the Minnesota] That's right here. RIKA: I can see why that would scare you. It looks like the new Digimon might take up the whole state. BRAINS: That's one big monster. JESSE: I'd say. BRAINS: Well, I got some studying to do. I'll see you later. [turns to leave] Oh, and remember my laptop when you're done with it, OK? JESSE: Sure. [RIKA, JESSE, and RENAMON enter theater] [Poster shot: Similar to the poster for "Digimon: Digi-Defenders: Episode 1," this one has the "Digimon: Digi-Defenders" across the top and "Episode II: Go Gotsumon" at the bottom. Two thirds of the remaining space is part of the battle scene at Mt. Rushmore, SD; the rest has the Digi-Defenders and their Digimon as a group] > JERI: Here, Jesse. This should make you feel better. [passes a small bottle down] JESSE Thanks. >It had been over a week since Ryan, Mari, Jorge, Eli, Nikolai, Chi, Shinji, >and Ashley >were recruited by "The Commander" to become the Digidefenders. JESSE: Oddly enough, nobody had noticed that they were missing. > > After Ryan and >Seadramon's victory against >Frigimon, they agreed to meet again in a week's time. RIKA: Probably because none of them *were* missing. > > It >was then that >the rest would get their cards. RENAMON: Why couldn't the Commander just let them *go* to the card shop from the base? JESSE: That reminds me... > >"What's taking him so long?" Mari asked for the fiftieth time. LEOMON: Somebody knows what she wants. JERI: She wants it now, too. RENAMON: Seem familiar, Rika? > >"Calm down," Nikolai said. "Ryan will get here." > >"Don't tell me to calm down, you..." It was then that the Digiport glowed >and Ryan >datalinked into the room. > JESSE:[singing; Paul Simon] He said I have no opinion about this and I have no opinion about that... >"Hi, guys, sorry I'm late." > >"What took you?" Mari asked as the others came over to him. > RIKA:[Ryan] I had to use AOL to get here. >"Traffic on the Information Super Highway," Ryan cracked. He reached into >his pocket >and took out several packets of Digimon cards. He passed them >around. > JESSE:[Ryan] Paychecks. Get your paychecks, folks. >The others torn open their packets and looked through the cards. > >"I get Elecmon," Shinji claimed. JESSE: Then I get Megamon. RIKA: Very funny. > >"I like Lopmon," Chi threw in. > >"I'll have Gizamon," Nikolai said holding up his card. LEOMON: He sure has an Egyptian theme. > >"I'll take Penguinmon," Ashley said. > JESSE:[Meredeth Burgess] Wha wha wha! Batman'll never get out of this one! >"Can I have this?" LEOMON: That depends. What is it? > Eli held up Hongoumon's card. > >Mari looked through her packet. She came across a card that she liked. > RENAMON: Everyone else has. >------------------Digimon--------------------------------------Database----------------------- > >Name: Ophanimon JESSE Orpheumon? JERI: No, silly. Orphanimon. >Level: Mega >Type: Angel Digimon >Attribute: Vaccine JESSE: Eh. Mari would choose an evil one. RIKA: This one's a *good* vaccine. JESSE: Oh. Whoops. LEOMON: It gets confusing sometimes. >Attack: Angel Crystal, Eden's Javelin > JESSE: There wouldn't be one called Odinmon, perchance? RIKA: I think there might be. >Mari: Ophanimon. A very powerful angel Digimon. She's smart, beautiful, >and strong, >just like me. The perfect choice. JESSE: Um, OK. I guess I can agree to that. > >---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > >"I choose Ophanimon," Mari said slicing the card through her D-4. Nothing >happened. > >"The D-4 can only work for rookie-level cards," The Commander explained. > >"Something about the power level." JESSE: Oh, swell. If you use a rookie level card in one of those things, the Digimon isn't strong enough to stay out, but you can't make a stronger one because the Digivice can't handle it. > >"Shoot. So, what's Ophanimon's rookie form?" Everybody shrugged. > >"Here's a card I think you might like," Ashley voiced. She slipped a >Floramon card into >Mari's hand. > LEOMON: Well, I guess plants do kinda help cheer people up. >"Floramon? Why would I want a frilly card like this?" > JESSE:[Floramon] I'm *not* filly! I'm *beautiful*! >"There's always Demidevimon," Nikolai smirked showing her the card in his >pack. > JESSE: Hey, Leomon! You know why these Season 3 folks like trotting out the star power from the first two seasons? LEOMON: You did it and you're asking me? JESSE: Well, Saban did it first! >"Gross! I'll stick with Floramon." > >Jorge looked at the card he chose. Gotsumon. RIKA:[Jorge] What am I thinking? > He was >small but strong, kind of like >himself. > >Suddenly an alarm rang out. One of the technicians at the control panel >turned to The >Commander and said, "Ma'am, crossover detected." RIKA:[Commander] What's involved? JESSE:[Technician] Star Trek and Babylon Five, Ma'am. Detonation in ten seconds! LEOMON: Duck and cover! > >"Where?" > >"Black Falls, South Dakota... right near Mount Rushmore." JESSE: Oh, either Keystone or Hill City! I used to work in the area. RENAMON: So that's where Black Falls is. JESSE: Yeah. In the Hills, I guess. > >The Commander turned to Ryan. "Ryan, why don't you and Jorge go take care >of this >one." > >"I don't know," Jorge said a little doubtful. JESSE:[Jorge] Probably because you're sending us to a general area? > >"You'll be all right, kid. Stick with me," Ryan said. > >"Okay." Jorge turned towards the Digiport and pointed his D-4 at it. > >"Digiport open, datalink to Black Falls, South Dakota!" Ryan and Jorge >were sucked >into the screen. > JESSE:[shouting at characters] Hey guys! How about going to *KEYSTONE*?!? You might have more luck that way! LEOMON:[to RENAMON] We'd better get him out of here before he makes his injuries worse. RENAMON: Yeah. [LEOMON picks JESSE up by the collar and carries him out. The others leave with them. JESSE objects loudly] JESSE: Hey! Put me down! You're wrecking the fabric... [Poster shot: "J. Michael Shearer's Theater 3000 shows `Rugrats: The Movie'". Background is 1950s stylized wallpaper. Most is taken up by the Nick designed logo with the addition of Jesse chasing TV News Reporter Rex Pester with a cap gun that has about a yard and a half of spent caps trailing out of it. At the bottom it says "Avaliable only on Ungvichian Home Video at http://members.tripod.com/rover_wow/" [Lobby. LEOMON sets JESSE on the counter and the others gather around.] LEOMON: You're getting really stressed out in there, aren't you? JESSE: I guess I am. I just get sorta nuts sometimes, but that runs in my family. JERI: Which parent's side? JESSE: Both, really. One side has mass paranoia and the other is full of people who are just not right in the head most of the time. RIKA: It could be because your injuries are bothering you. You should take that medicine Jeri got you. JERI: Yeah. It'll make you feel better. JESSE: You're right. I've just never been much for taking that sorta stuff, but I guess I need it, now. [checks pockets] What did I do with it? I just had it... RENAMON: Well, you had it in the theater. I saw you with it. RIKA: You didn't give it back to Jeri, did you? JESSE: No, no. I thought I put it in my pocket along with my billfold. RENAMON: It looks like you didn't quite get it. JESSE: I guess ice will have to do for now. [gets two paper cups off a stack and puts them on the soda fountain] I keep some plastic bags and a little plasticwrap under the counter over there. Could somebody grab some please? [fills one cup with ice and the other partly with ice and the rest with pop] JERI: Here you go. [holds a bag open while JESSE fills it with ice] JESSE: Thanks. [sticks cups between arm cast and chest] Would you mind tieing that to my ankle? JERI: Sure. [ties bag to JESSE's ankle with plasticwrap] There you go. JESSE: Thanks again. Feel free to load up on goodies, everybody. I didn't get that membership to the warehouse club for nothing. [all return to theater] > > JESSE: At least we know where Black Falls is supposed to be, now. >The Digimon was terrorizing people at the Mount Rushmore National Museum, >and at >Mount Rushmore himself. He was large and made of rocks. JERI: Which one? JESSE: Well, I know the monument itself is just *one* rock... RIKA: It's the Digimon. > > When he hit the rock cliff >with the monument on it, the >whole ground shook. > >Luckily, a man had his laptop with him. JESSE: What? Only one guy with a laptop there? That's an unusual day. > He was too >busy hiding when it popped open >and two kids were deposited on the ground >in front of his car. LEOMON: Gee, I wonder why? > >"Wow, that was strange," Jorge said. > >"You get used to it," Ryan said. JESSE:[Ryan] It takes years, but eventually... > They ran towards the monument. >Ryan checked the >Digimon out on his D-4. > >------------------Digimon--------------------------------------Database----------------------- > >Name: Golemon JESSE: Coalmon? There's one named Coalmon? RIKA: No, that's *Golemon*, as in *Golem*. JESSE: Oh, like the Monster Rancher character. >Level: Champion >Type: Rock Digimon JESSE: Just like a stoner to think Mount Rushmore is attacking him. >Attribute: Virus >Attack: Crimson Curse, Golemon Punch. > >Ryan: It's Golemon, a champion level virus type Digimon. His whole body's >made out >of granite which makes it pretty hard to hurt him. RIKA: Drugs tend to do that, though. > His >attacks are Crimson Curse and >Golemon Punch. > JESSE: Is that Golemon Punch stuff any good? RENAMON: Golemon Punch... Oh, I get it... >---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > >Golemon demonstrated his Golemon Punch on Mount Rushmore. JESSE:[South Park's Kyle] That bastard! He killed the Four Faces! > > People screamed for >cover. RIKA: They also ran in fear. RENAMON: That part at least makes sense. > >"It's time," Ryan declared. His plastic case opened and the Betamon card >came out. JESSE: Wait. Betamon's "*that* way"? > >"Betamon, digimerge!" Ryan commanded as he sliced the card through his >D-4. >Immediately the card took life and became Betamon. > >"Hi, Ryan, what's shaking?" > >"Mount Rushmore, look." Betamon turned to look at Golemon. > JESSE:[Washington] What? LEOMON:[Jefferson] Huh? RIKA:[Roosevelt] What's that? JERI:[Lincolin] Is something happening? >"Cool, it's Golemon." > >"Cool? His terrorizing people, even hurting them!" RENAMON: What about it? JESSE:[Betamon] It's really schwag. > >"I know, but I always wanted to meet one." > >Ryan raised his eyebrow. Betamon just revealed an interesting fact, that >there is more >than one of each type of Digimon. JESSE: What? Is that supposed to come as a suprise or something? I mean, that's something Season One sorta establihed... There's more than one Golemon, maybe even more >than one Betamon. RENAMON: And? > >"Go get him, Betamon," Ryan encouraged. Betamon hop-dashed to Golemon. > JESSE:[Worms 2 voice] Hop! Hop! Hep! Hop! >"Beta Slugger!" The small ball of energy hit Golemon's head but had no >affect. > >"Crimson Curse!" Red smoke came out of Golemon's mouth. Betamon coughed >and >fell back. LEOMON:[Betamon] Oh, wow, man! I am *so* high right now! > >"Betamon needs help," Ryan said as he pressed a button on the side of his >D-4. JESSE:[imitates MST3K's "credits button"] >"Betamon, digivolve!" > >DIGIVOLUTION > >"Betamon, digivolve to... Seadramon!" The large serpent moved forward and >attempted >to wrap his body around Golemon. He then sent both of them >careening into Mount >Rushmore. > JESSE: Incuring the quiet wrath of the entire state of South Dakota. RIKA:[to Seadramon] Smooth move, Sherlock. >"Seadramon, you're suppose to save the monument, not cause it more harm!" > LEOMON:[Dakota accent] Are ya sure? >"Sorry," Seadramon said as he moved away. "Ice Blast!" The blast of ice >froze >Golemon's arm, but he freed it by flexing his muscles. JESSE: Well, I guess we all saw that coming. > >Ryan then noticed that Jorge was standing straight, staring, face pale as >his own. JESSE: So, Jorge's face looked like... LEOMON: ...Jorge's face? RENAMON: What? > > Jorge >had a scary >thought. What if Golemon turned on them. Seadramon wouldn't be able to > >protect them. He wouldn't be > JESSE: Wouldn't be what? Finishing sentences? JERI: I guess not. >"Jorge, get with the program, I need your help here." Jorge shook out of >his trance and >stared at the Gotsumon card. RIKA:[Jorge] I still don't know what I was thinking when I chose this... > >"Jorge!" JESSE:[Jorge] What?!? > >Jorge summed up all his courage. RIKA: He needed about four words. JESSE:[Jorge] I have no courage... > "Gotsumon, digimerge!" >He sliced the card through >his D-4. LEOMON: And tore it to shreds. > >The card took the form of a strange bear-like creature covered in rocks. > >------------------Digimon--------------------------------------Database----------------------- > >Name: Gotsumon JESSE: Meow! >Level: Rookie >Type: Rock Digimon >Attribute: Data JESSE: *Lieutenant Commander* Data. >Attack: Rock Fist, Crazy Crusher > >Gotsumon: Hello, I'm Gotsumon. I'm a rough and tough rock Digimon. People >don't >take me for granite. Get it, granite? JESSE:[Fozzie Bear] Waka waka waka! > >---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > >Ignoring the pun, Jorge went up to him. "Nice to meet you, Gotsumon. I'm >Jorge. I >guess I'm the one who brought you here." > RIKA: You *guess*? I would think that would be fairly clear. >"Cool, you look like a down-to-Earth fellow. Uh... no pun intended." > JESSE: Thank you. Thank you so much. I don't think we could have taken another so soon. >Jorge rolled his eyes. Gotsumon sure liked puns on himself. LEOMON: Better than liking filth on yourself. JESSE: That much is for sure. > >"Gotsumon, Seadramon needs your help with Golemon." > >"Golemon? Cool, I always wanted to meet one." RENAMON: Now there's a familiar line... > >Jorge, surprisingly, was calm as a cucumber. "Gotsumon, please help us." > >"Okay." Gotsumon ran forward. "Hey, Golemon. Crazy Crusher!" Gotsumon >rolled >into a ball and threw himself at Golemon. Golemon winced as >Gotsumon hit on his >head. JESSE: Clink! > Gotsumon pushed off and twirled to look at Golemon. RIKA: Who realized that he should just *shove* off. > >"Rock Fist!" Gotsumon sent a rock pummeling into Golemon. Seadramon used >this >opportunity to wrap Golemon in its body again. "Rock Fist!" >Gotsumon sent a rock >pummeling at Golemon. LEOMON: Twice in a row? > Golemon roared in pain. JESSE:[Golemon] Oh, my area! Oh! > >Seadramon used this distraction to wrap Golemon in his body. RIKA: Again? Isn't once enough? > >"Crimson Curse!" Golemon tried using his attack again but Seadramon held >his breath. > JESSE: "Seadramon held his breath." His own or Golemon's? RENAMON: Good question. >"Jorge, make Gotsumon digivolve," Ryan instructed. > >Jorge stared at his digivice. How did he know that if Gotsumon, didn't >digivolve that he >wouldn't go crazy like Golemon? Was it worth the risk. > JESSE: The farther they take this, the loster I get. >"Jorge, if you don't make Gotsumon digivolve, I'll do it for you." Jorge >gave Ryan a >pained look and pressed the button on the side of his D-4. > >DIGIVOLUTION > >"Gotsumon, digivolve to... Monochromon!" JERI: Hey! Everything just went black and white! > >Just like Betamon, Gotsumon's body began glowing with digital numbers. It >morphed >into a large burly four-legged like being that looked like a cross >between a Rhinocerous >and a Triceratops. JESSE: Man, that's one *horny* fella! RENAMON: Hey, now! > >------------------Digimon--------------------------------------Database----------------------- > >Name: Monochromon >Level: Champion >Type Dinosaur Digimon >Attribute: Data JESSE: Did Trekkies design this game or something? LEOMON: Why do you ask? JESSE: There are so many Data class attributes in this series. >Attack: Volcanic Strike, Slamming Attack RIKA: And Color Remover. > >Seadramon: Say hello to Monochromon, a dinosaur Digimon with iron-like skin >and a monomolecular-sharp horn. JESSE:[singing] Star Trekkin' across the universe; boldly going forward `cause we can't find reverse! > His attacks are volcanic >strike and slamming attack. RENAMON: Plus he can take all the color out of his surroundings. > >---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > >Monochromon charged forward and rammed Golemon. Golemon fell back into the > >mountain. Monochromon charged again and flipped Golemon into the air >with his >horn. JESSE: Man, talk about *horning in* on someone's turf! > >"Volcanic Strike!" A fireball came out of Monochromon's mouth and struck >Golemon >dead on. Golemon dissolved into data. > >Ryan and Jorge were about to celebrate the victory when the mountain began >shaking >violently. > >"The battling must've caused it to become unstable," Jorge realized. > JESSE: Ah, well. Crazy Horse Mountain will be done in about ten or twenty years. >"Ryan, Frigimon's Sub-Zero Ice Punch should be strong enough to freeze it >in place," >Seadramon explained. > LEOMON: Is it moist enough there for that to work? JESSE: Not that I remember, but I don't think that'll stop anything. >"All right, but how do we get it on there?" RIKA: Well, it would have helped if you hadn't *destroyed* it in the first place... > >Monochromon dedigivolved to Gotsumon. > >"Give it to me," Gotsumon said. JESSE:[singing] Give it to me, baby, uh huh, uh huh! > >Ryan turned to Jorge. "Hold out your Digivice," he instructed. Jorge held >out his D-4. >Ryan touched Jorge's digivice to his own. They glowed >briefly. JERI: Didn't need that image. > >"There, download completed," Ryan announced. "Now try it." > >"All right. Digi-Download Frigimon Data!" JESSE: How did he know to say that? > >DIGIVOLUTION. > >"Gotsumon, digivolve to... Icemon!" Ryan and Jorge stood stun-struck at >Icemon. He >looked like Gotsumon except his color was white. > >------------------Digimon--------------------------------------Database----------------------- > >Name: Icemon JESSE: Today on Digimon: Digi-Defenders: Classic MegaMan day! >Level: Champion >Type: Icy Snow Digimon >Attribute: Data >Attack: Ice Bomb, Ice Strike > >Ryan: I don't know how to explain it, but giving Gotsumon Frigimon's data >enabeled >him to digivolve again. RIKA: You noticed that, huh? > This time, he's Icemon. In addition >to Frigimon's attacks, he >has Ice Bomb and Ice Strike. > >---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > >"Seadramon, give me a lift," Icemon said leaping onto Seadramon's head. >Seadramon >carried Icemon to the top of Mount Rushmore. JESSE: The quarter of it that was left, anyway. > >"Sub-Zero Ice Punch!" Icemon froze a crack in the mountain. He continued >doing that >to all the cracks in the mountain. In the end, Mount Rushmore >looked like it had white >patches on it. LEOMON: What happens when it all melts? > Icemon dedigivolved to Gotsumon. They regrouped in the >woods near >Mount Rushmore. > >"That rocked," Gotsumon said. RENAMON: Must he always do those silly puns? JESSE: They do get old fast, don't they? > "I can't believe I >digivolved into two different >Digimon." > >"Why don't you keep Frigimon's data?" Ryan suggested. "You never know >when >Icemon might come in handy. Besides, Seadramon already has an ice >attack. > >"Thanks, Ryan, but now you don't have any data. Wait a minute." Jorge >touched Ryan's >digivice to his own and again they glowed. Golemon's data >transferred to Ryan's D-4. > >"Go ahead, Ryan, try it out." > >"All right. Digi-Download Golemon Data!" JESSE: OK, so the way I understand it is that they both get the data *and* make their Digimon evolve with that phraze. JERI: They can take their oponent's data? JESSE: They could in the first episode. > >DIGIVOLUTION > >"Betamon, digivolve to... Mud Frigimon!" Mud Frigimon looked like Frigimon >except >for his color which was brown. > >------------------Digimon--------------------------------------Database----------------------- > >Name: Mud Frigimon JESSE: Boy, Frigimon's one popular guy. He's been in all the episodes so far, in one form or another >Level: Champion >Type: Mutant Digimon JESSE:[chuckles] RIKA: What? JESSE: Now I'm waiting for the Mutant Freak type. [chuckles] >Attribute: Data >Attack: Heavy Punch, Mud Ball > >Gotsumon: Mud Frigimon. He's different from Frigimon in the fact that his >powers are to throw mud at his opponents. > JESSE: Sounds like the perfect politician. >---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > >"That still doesn't explain why Betamon and Gotsumon can digivolve twice." > >"Let's go ask the Commander." > JESSE: And let's take another break before I go nuts again. [All exit theater] [Lobby. JESSE and LEOMON are at the claw game. The ladies are nowhere around.] JESSE: Ha! Remembered my medicine this time. [reads bottle] Take one capsule every four hours as needed. LEOMON: Sounds reasonable. Didn't you say you had a funny story you wanted to tell me? JESSE: Oh, yes. I did. Just a second here. [takes pill] You'll love this. You know why I'm all beat up like this? LEOMON: I thought you were in a fight or something. JESSE: Well, Renamon was. LEOMON: What does Renamon being in a fight have to do with you being beaten up unless you were fighting with her? JESSE: That's the funny part. She thought *I* was *you*! Heh heh heh. LEOMON: Seriously? JESSE: Yeah, seriously. LEOMON: Well, I guess your beard *does* kinda make you look like me. JESSE: Well, I suppose so, but you're what, four feet taller than I am? LEOMON: About that. JESSE: Right, and there's the fact that you're a musclebound swordsman whereas I'm a walking mound of lard that couldn't punch out the open end of a wet paper bag. LEOMON: Oh, give yourself a little more credit. After all, you took a real beating and are up and around barely two weeks later. JESSE: True. I just don't think I'll be able to get over the fact that Renamon thought I was you untill the others pulled her off me. At least, not any time soon. LEOMON: Why's that? JESSE: Well, she didn't pick up on the differences in height *and* strength *or* my inability to resist. You'd think all those things would have stood out. LEOMON: I guess those things *would* make it harder to get over. JESSE:Well, I suppose the others are about back from the restroom by now. We'd better get back in the theater. [both enter theater] [Artificial ad: On sale now: the "Best of J. Michael Shearer's Theater 3000" soundtrack, featuring all the songs featured in the first five episodes of "JMST3K," "The Rugrats Movie" through "Digimon: Digi-Defenders: Episode 2"! Available now in finer stores nowhere!] > > >"That's a good question, Ryan," The Commander said. "And let me show you." > She >took them over to a table that was hidden in the wall. She laid out >Gotsumon and >Betamon's cards. > JESSE:[Jack Horkheimer] Now that we've got our game table set up for Gotsumon vs. Betamon... >"Gotsumon and Betamon can digivolve directly to Monochromon and Seadramon > >without any problem. JESSE:[Jack Horkheimer] As previously demonstrated. > But sometimes, when you give a Digimon certain >powers, it >cooresponds to a Digimon that the rookie can digivolve into as >well. One example >would be if you gave Toy Agumon Raidramon's powers, he >would digivolve into >Thundermon because Thundermono is basically RIKA: Spanish. > >Toy Agumon with Raidramon's >powers." LEOMON: That kinda makes sense. > >"Oh, I'm beginning to see," Ryan said. "They didn't have this on the >television show." > JESSE: Crash goes the fourth wall... >"Over time, you will discover that your D-4's have powers you don't expect >them to >have." > RIKA: Ours have proven so, anyway. >"I can't wait," Nikolai said. > >"Calm down, psycho kid," Mari said. > >"Hey, watch it, Ice Queen." > >"Why don't you shut your mouth, freak!" > >"Why don't you make me, Princess Bubbly." LEOMON and JESSE:["You will go to the Moon," Moxy Fruvis] Orbiting Rondelle! LEOMON:[singing, Moxy Fruvis style] Boom boom boom boom... JESSE:[also singing Moxy Fruvis syle] You will go to the moon... JERI: Wow, a duet! RENAMON: Get Takato and Guilmon with them and they'll be a good quartet. > >The others watched this battle of the wits. JESSE: Halfwits, anyway. > >"Are we going to have to listen to this the whole time?" Chi wined. > >"I hope not," Eli replied. > RIKA: But for the sake of character development, we probably will. >Jorge said, "I think those two are the youngest of all of us here." The >others nodded. > > > >"Sir," Riley called. "The Wild One detected in America, it's gone." > >"That's impossible!" Yamaki said. "There's no force on Earth powerful >enough to >destroy a Wild One in such short a time. JESSE: Not unless that force can use the Force. Not even those stupid children have the >ability." > RENAMON: No, not the stupid children they're showing us now. JESSE: Which ones you talking about? RENAMON: Lighterboy and his friends. >"That's what you think," Riley muttered. > >"What was that, Riley?" > JESSE:[Riley] Up yours, boss. >"Nothing, sir." > >"Thought so." And Yamaki left the control room, leaving Riley to her own >devices. > > >*In case you guys are wondering, I'm currently have a story focusing on >Riley in >process, JESSE: I just hope the process doesn't get jammed. > that's why I wrote all that about the Tamers battling Maildramon, >Apemon, and >Metal Tyrannomon. JESSE: I can't wait to see it. JERI: Me either. [all exit theater] [Lobby. All are at the consession stand] JESSE: So, what did everybody think? RIKA: I think I can speak for us all when I say we liked it. [Others sound in agreement] LEOMON: So, Renamon, why *did* you want to fight me? RENAMON: Jesse told you, didn't he? JESSE: Sorry. Couldn't resist. RENAMON: I just wanted to see if I could take you in a fair fight, Leomon. LEOMON: We shouldn't fight. We're on the same side, after all. JESSE: What gets me is that you couldn't tell that I wasn't Leomon. RIKA: Well, you're both kinda cute. In your own ways, of course. JERI: Yeah. RENAMON: I must agree. JESSE: Wow! Two compliments in one day! I sure hope I can live up to them, considering who I'm being compaired to. LEOMON: You're doing fine so far. RIKA: We'd better get going, Jesse. It's been fun, though. JERI: Yeah. Takato and Henry are meeting us for dinner downtown. JESSE: Well, hey, have fun! And if you get there early, tell the guys I recommend a place called Minerva's. JERI: We will. JESSE: And also, feel free to come back in a week or two. I'm sure Episode Three will be here by then! LEOMON: Certainly. We look forward to it. [Digimon and Tamers leave] JESSE: Well, I s'pose I'd better hobble on down to the arcade and wait for Brains to come along. {{Credits. Music: "Hail, South Dakota"/South Dakota state song}} Digimon copyright Bandai and Saban. 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