The author of this story has given me permission to post this. That does not mean he agrees with anything that I have written, just that he has a sense of humour and is a good sport: especially as this is the second work I have done of his. Artmic and Youmex of course own BGC, and 'Dreams' belongs to its Author, and the commentators belong to me. And the MST concept belongs to someone else as well (how is that for legal talk?). This is done for the purposes of humour and should not be taken too seriously. Let's begin. (The Scene: A living room, with several chairs and a couch, there is a bar in the far corner--it looks to be well stocked. It is decorated in questionable style, steel and glass with a sixties motif that is best not thought about. Domino stands in front of the couch, dressed in pink dress. The dress is bedecked with ribbons, and lace and frills. There is a big bow in the back. The skirt is puffed out with petticoats. It is all obscenely cute. As her hair has been cut short, she looks about fourteen. In her hands is a microphone.) Domino: Okay, lower the lights, and start the background music. (Scene: The lights dim and music begins to play.) Domino: (Sings) Anata no seinakamegake sotto nageta I love you Kasukana kuuki ga sou anata o tsutsuitanone. Ree: (Enters the room. Watches Domino.) Domino: (Sings) Furi muitara sugu ni yokogao de toboketari mo surukeredo Doki gatateba todokanakuseru sain madane.... Ree: Just what are you up to Domino? (Scene: Music stops, lights come on.) Domino: (Panicky) What are you doing here? Ree: We've got an MST to do. Domino: But that is not supposed to start for another hour. Ree: Didn't you get the memo? Domino: (Sighs) Apparently not. Ree: (Smiles) So Domino, what sort of kinky things are you up to. Working the Lolicon angle now? Domino: It's nothing like that. It's for my new job. Ree: New job? Domino: I sort of got a part in one of those romantic comedies, kind of like Love Hina. Ree: Do tell. And what does this have to do with you dressing up like a five-year-old and singing? Domino: I'm playing... (Mumbles). Ree: What was that? Domino: I'm playing an Idol Singer! Are you happy? Ree: (Incredulously) An Idol Singer? Domino: Yes, an Idol Singer. The story is about a second year college student who ends up in debt and to make some money sets up a group of Idol Singers, starting with his younger sister. Ree: And you are the younger sister? Domino: (Disgusted tone) I wish. She gets to be a third year senior high school student. I'm the junior high student who will spend most of her time being confused about the relationships between the other characters. Ree: That is rich. Domino: Well, I have to work. Elenoin: (Enters) So, what are we... (Sees Domino) That is so cute! Domino: What, did Azusa suddenly come to work here? Ree: Low. Elenoin: But you are very cute. What's up? Planning on killing someone with a Lolicon? Ree: That is what I thought too. Domino: If anyone is going to get killed here... Elenoin: Looks like our little girl is cranky. Ree: She can be so fussy. Domino: That's it. I'm turning off my emotions. Ree: What? Elenoin: Can she do that? Ree: What do you mean Domino? Domino: (Deadpan) I'm sorry, from a completely objective viewpoint nothing you have said really matters. Shall we begin? Elenoin: I'm not sure I like this. If she turns her emotions off she won't find fanfic as nearly as disturbing as we do. Ree: Now that is just unfair. Okay Domino, we stop teasing you; you share our horror at the fanfic. Domino: Deal. Now, shall we begin? All: (Take seats on the couch) Elenoin: You know; I had a dress like that when I was fifteen. Domino: You don't say. Elenoin: Of course, in the cluster, my fifteen is about equivalent to being four or five on the Earth. Domino: That's it! (Stands up and quickly removes the dress, and petticoats, and then throws them aside. She is left dressed in a slip.) Ree: And that, if this were a visual medium, would be called fan service. Domino: I'm going to kill my agent (Sits down). Elenoin: Looks like it is beginning. (Scene: The picture of the dogs playing poker flickers and the fic begins.) A BGC MST (3) by Shawn Hagen Domino: (speculatively) I wonder if he has a lolicon? Ree: You have to meet Emiko. >I wrote this story because I got board of reading the others and wanted >to make my own. Don't worry it is not a lemon. You can find it also here >at http://www.geocities.com/overpowerfreak/dreams.html If you see >any misspelled words just tell me. And if you have something to add >or comment. I put it here for your feedback. So feel free to give me >some constructive criticism. Everything below this sentence is part of >the story. Ree: Once again, the author is asking for it. Domino: So we don't have to feel guilty. Elenoin: As if we'd feel guilty otherwise. Ree: Quiet. You'll give us away. >All characters in this story are (c) to Artmic / Youmex / Bandai Visual. >The story is for fun and not for profit. Ree: And if it is neither fun nor profitable then it is like... Domino: You already did the Madonna joke. Ree: Damn. >Some people belive that when you dream, write, or draw your mind >tapes into another reality. Domino: The Signpost up ahead, the Twilight Zone. >So in a since you are living that reality >through your work. The story you are about to read is about that subject. Domino: Scotch tape, gun tape or masking tape? Ree: That's one. Domino: Pardon? Ree: A grammar/spelling joke, we're only allowed five. Domino: Well, hopefully I won't need anymore. Ree: And hope springs eternal. Elenoin: If writing taps into another reality, what does that make MSTs? Ree: We probably do not want to know. >DREAMS Domino: (Sings) Dreeeeeeeam, dream, dream, dream, dream, dreeeeeeam... Ree: (Sings) These dreams go on when I close my eyes, every moment of my life... Elenoin: I'm not singing; it is in my contract. >The year is 2034. Place is MegaTokyo. Domino: Place is a noun actually. Ree: But MegaTokyo is a place. Domino: And love is blind, and God is love, and Stevie Wonder is blind. Does that make Stevie Wonder God? Elenoin: The logic sketch ladies and gentlemen. >The story begins with Sylia and Fargo Ree: Oh boy, a Lemon! Elenoin: Down girl. > siting at the bar in Cest Lavie. Sylia takes a large puff of her >cigarette and says, Domino: So, what's a nice guy like you doing in a fanfic like this? Ree: Of all the bars in the city, you had to choose this one, yet again. > "Long time no see, eh Fargo? So what does our beloved Genom >have for us this time?" Elenoin: Flowers? Ree: Is this supposed to be Sylia? Domino: In theory. > Fargo takes a sip of his drink and frowns. Ree: (Fargo Imitation) God damn it, I ordered a Shirley Temple! >Sylia noticed that he is not acting the same. He is not making >his usual come-ons. Domino: I can make a crane, but an origami come-on has always been beyond my skills. > He says in a low voice, "Genom has the ability to travel interdimesionally >and plan to use this ability Ree: To track down self insert authors and stop them. Domino: To facilitate the greatest cross over ever yet. Elenoin: I suppose there is little chance they'd use this power for good? Domino: I wouldn't. > to conquer all dimensions. Elenoin: And so Quincy became God King of the Universes. Domino: His mother was so proud. Ree: Sounds like something Dr. Forrester would try to come up with. Domino: And so we have an actual MST reference. > It was designed by one of the Intellectual Assets. Ree: A what? Domino: An Adam Warren idea. Just smile and nod. > So far they are only able to open a small hole to one reality, about >the size of a needle point, Ree: So they've started poking people in their asses with needles. Those wacky scientists. Domino: Those bastards! Elenoin: Aren't you one of those bastards? Domino: It's all part of my charm. > but they are devising a way to make it bigger." Ree: Looks like the sort of spam I get in my email account. Domino:(Mike Myers Imitation) It's not my bag baby. >Sylia frowned, for the first time she showed emotion to him. Ree: (Sylia Imitation) This is my pet gerbil, emotion. > He continued, "The area that the device is at is heavily guarded. >I don't even think you or your team can get in. I am afraid you will >not be paid for this mission, for I am working on my own." Elenoin: Question. Domino: What? Elenoin: How did Largo find out about all this? Ree: The Tokyo Shinbun has a good gossip column. Domino: Many Bothan spies died getting us this information. > She agreed and said, "If I fail this could mean the end of all civilized >reality." Domino: She sounds just like William Shatner when she says that. Ree: Welcome to cliché theatre. Next marvel as Sylia says, 'A plan this crazy might just work.' Elenoin: What about uncivillized reality? Domino: Property values are too low, nobody cares. > Sylia steps out side of the bar and sighs greatly. Eelenoin: While Linna was known to be good at sighing, Sylia was great at sighing. Ree: And so her loss at the 2028 Olympics still stung. Domino: Damn Russian judges. > She knew what she had to do. Domino: Find some paragraph indents. Ree: That's two. Domino: Oh come on. That one should not count. >****** Ree: Should we start the separator jokes? Elenoin: Like, 'Hey, there is no way that the Cest Lavie is a six star bar,'? Ree: Yeah. Elenoin: No. >Linna, Priss, Nene, and Mackie where in the conference room >wondering why they had been called when there was no incident >happening. Ree: How did they know there was no incident happening? Domino: (Sylia imitation) I want you to come to the conference room, even though there is no incident happening. Ree: (Priss imitation) Then why the hell should I come? Domino: You'll get a Scooby snack? > When the door opened and Sylia walked in, pushing a large >computer like device that was on wheels. Domino: You can have what is behind curtain number 1, or the computer our lovely model just pushed in. Ree: Take what's behind the curtain! Elenoin: Pick me Monty; I'm dressed like a banana! >It looked like an advanced computer except it had two long cords >coming out of it attached to something that looked like a hat or a >helmet. Elenoin: So it is a big computer, with a helmet attached to it with two cords? Ree: Excessive word use, five-yard penalty. Domino: Is that three? Ree: I won't say anything if you don't. > Mackie froze, Ree: For he had turned the air-conditioning up in order to see which of the girls were not wearing bras. Domino: I hope he gets an eye poked out. > for he had realized what it was, Ree: (Mackie Imitation) Oh no, not the slide show again. Domino: (Mackie Imitation) My God, it's a big computer with a hat attached to it. > a mind copier. Elenoin: Xerox has been busy. Ree: And yet you can still photocopy your ass. Domino: And for some people that is still a mind copier. > He was looking ad all the devices that his father made Ree: (Priss Imitation) What is all this crap, and where did it come from? Elenoin: (Lame Linna imitation): Is that a cappuccino maker? Domino: Only if you want your cappuccino maker to go on rampages. > and knew that that was one of them and also knew that it could only >work on Sylia or him. Ree: The real reason Mackie has no friends. Domino: (Sylia Imitation) Mackie, is that your little friend's brain splattered all over the room? > He swallowed what was in his throught and asked, "Why are >you bringing that in here?" Even though he knew that it would be >used on her. Ree: Mackie is a 'her'? Domino: Apparently so. > After a long explanation, Ree: That the readers were not privy to... > Sylia then said pointing to the device, "That is were this comes >in. Since it is to risky to suit up and try to enter Genom. I have >decided to use a duplicate of my brain to hack it's way >into Genom." Ree: You don't suppose that is supposed to be 'mind' do you? Domino: No, I can see Sylia hurling a copy of her brain at the Tower. Then while the janitors are cleaning up the mess they can sneak in. Elenoin: Sounds like the sort of plan you'd see in Star Trek. >Then Nene says, "But I could do that with my eyes closed. I >have done it be...." Ree: (Nene Imitation) Ph33r /\/\y l337 ha><0r skillz. Domino: Nene was well known for her ability to close her eyes. >Sylia interrupts, "This is far to delicate to be done by the outside. Elenoin: The outside, hearing this, went off and sulked for a week. > It has to be done from the inside. Since my brain is techno-organic, Domino: (Sylia Imitation) It will make a bigger mess on the side of the Tower. > it will be quit simple to duplicate it and download it into Genom's >mainframe." Domino: She has obviously never seen Genom's mainframe. Ree: Good security? Domino: Hackers go in, but they don't come out. Elenoin: Really? Domino: No. A Genom security team shows up at their house and kills them. > Then Mackie states, "There is a chance that the machine would kill." Ree: When machines kill, next week on Fox. > Sylia nods and says, "This is far more important than my simple li...", >this time Nene interrupts, "That is not true, you are very important >to us. Domino: (Nene Imitation) You sign our checks. Ree: (Linna Imitation) Hey bitch, that's my line. > Why would you want to do this to us?" Nene now crying. Ree: Now look at what you've done. You made Nene cry. Elenoin: She's upset about being in this Fanfic. Domino: At least she is not C-Ko. All: (Shudder) > Sylia walks over to her and says will a smile, "I will be fine. >There is only a 15% chance that it can do that. Elenoin: Do what? Ree: 15% seems like an awfully precise figure for a machine that has obviously never been used before. Domino: Sylia is leaving out the plus or minus 75% part. > Don't worry." "So what is going to happen to copy Sylia?" Linna >asks. Ree: Copy Sylia will be sued under copyright laws. > "She will delete herself when the job is finished." Sylia answered. Elenoin: But will she unzip herself and install herself on your computer? Ree: Yes. >****** >Later that night, after hooking up Slyia to the machine, Mackie >asks, "Are you sure you want to do this Sis?" "Yes," She replied. Ree: This dialogue is so wooden you could build a house with it. >After that Mackie turns on the machine and boots up the program. Elenoin: (Lame Mackie Imitation) I hate DOS. Ree: I see her little brother did not do much to dissuade her. Domino: (Mackie Imitation) If she dies, all the money is mine! > Then with a mumble, "Her goes nothing." Ree: What an optimist. If I were Sylia I'd hit him with a baseball bat. >He activates the machine. Sylia raises her body in pain and >the three other Knight Sabers Ree: Score her on form and passion. Domino: (Nene Imitation) I don't actually believe her pain. I only give her a 6.5. > hold her down and Priss yells, "Is this supposed to happen?!?" >"I don't know!" Mackie exlaimed. Ree: Fat lot of good he is. Like I said, baseball bat. >All the while Sylia screaming in pain. Then the machine made a noise Domino: (John Cleese Imitation) That is the machine that goes 'beeeep'. > and stated, "DUPLICATION COMPLETE." Ree: Does that mean the machine was yelling at them? > Sylia passed out from the stress to her brain. Elenoin: (Surprisingly good English accent) My brain hurts! > Linna asks, "Will she be all right?" Mackie says, "Her vital and >brain patterns seem normal. She should regain consiness soon. >Until then, we have a mission to complete." Domino: Mackie is so butch. Ree: Why do I picture Priss laughing at him and then telling him to sit down and shut up? > Mackie looking at Nene who nods in agreement. Nene grabs >the disk that the machine copied Sylia's brain to and goes >to the computer room. Elenoin: Where she heats up a pizza and gets ready for a LAN party. > While Linna and Priss suit up for the distraction they are supposed >to make. Ree: If they are supposed to be a distraction, do you think they are dressing up in bunny suits? Domino: That is plan B. > Mackie stays by Sylia's side to watch her vitals and make sure >nothing goes wrong. Elenoin: And if something goes wrong he will do what? Ree: I would not leave Mackie alone with an unconscious Sylia, if you know what I mean. Elenoin: That was yet another image I did not need. >****** >At about 3:00 A.M., the two suited Knight Sabers arrived at the >Genom Tower. Ree: Unfortunately it was locked up for the night so they went home and made smores. The end. > Nene asks over the com-link, "Are you two ready?" They >say, "Yes!" Domino:(Nene Imitation) Do you two always speak in unison? >"Remember," Nene adds, "you have to make sure to cause a lot of >distractions to keep their attention away from the computer system. Ree: Domino, are computer security and physical security hooked up together? Domino: No. Ree: So this plan has no chance of working? Domino: Yes. Ree: Just wanted to be sure. > So I can download Sylia's brain pattern." Priss says with a >grumpy voice, Domino: (Priss Imitation): When I was a kid we didn't have any fancy brain patterns. If you wanted to load your brain into a mainframe you'd have to rip your brain out and shove it right into the computer. And we liked it. We loved it! > "I know! I know what is at stake here! DAMN IT!" Ree: What is at stake here? I mean, really? Domino: I stopped trying to figure that out a while ago. > They get into their transformed Motorslaves Elenoin: What do you think their Motoslaves were transformed into? Ree: Wooden bunnies. > and begin to attack the Tower. Ree: If they were attacking the Tower, I'd say Gundam Xs. Elenoin: They'd be better off going for Led Mirages. Domino: As if that would not be overkill. > While Nene is working on another attack through the computer system. Ree: Fortunately the Tower's computer system was also used as an ISP. Domino: This, of course, is impossible. > After about 2 min. of devestation of the Tower, seven BU-55Cs and >three BU-12Bs come out to fight the Sabers, Ree: The Saber Marionettes. Here comes Bloodberry! Elenoin: Domino, isn't two minutes a little slow? Domino: Someone is going to get so fired for that. > because Genom remembers the last time they tried to attack them. Domino: (Quincy Imitation) Damn them for killing Largo! > Priss saying, "Shit! We have to hold off all these Boomers for the next >30 min.?" Linna says to Nene, "We need a little help here. There >are to many of them for us to handle." Elenoin: Dear God. They have to fight for thirty minutes? They don't stand a chance. Ree: Domino, you're the expert. Do they have a chance? Domino: Not a cat's chance in hell, if this is to be in any way believable. >Nene calls to Mackie, "Suit up, you have to help them." All: (Disbelief, then they all burst out laughing) Ree: Yeah, send Mackie. That will be a big help. Elenoin: Maybe he can watch the boomers undress? That will creep them out. Domino: Nene must really hate them all. > He nods and runs to his Battlesuit. Then takes off in it. When >he reaches the battlefield Domino: Twenty minutes later. > to help Priss had allready been shot by the cannon on one >of the BU-12Bs. Ree: Which cut her right in half. Elenoin: That would sting. >Good thing that the suit took most of the damage but Priss >was down for the count. Ree: One, two, three, four... Domino: (Howard Cosell Imitation) Is this it? Is Tower Tussle finally over? Will this young pugilist from the wrong side of the tracks... Elenoin: We get the picture. > I was left to Linna and Mackie. Ree: And everyone died. The end. Elenoin: A little dark. Domino: The author was left to Linna and Mackie? Wow, it is a Lemon. Ree: And I think that is five. > So far 12 min. has passed rom the 30 min. Nene still needed more >time. Sylia woke up and realized what is going on. Ree: And how did she do that? Domino: You know how it is, just smile and nod. > She walks to Nene and ask, "Status Report?" Nene says, Domino: (Nene Imitation) Shields are down to 20%, and the Captain's toupee has fallen off. >"Priss is down, but still alive, Mackie and Linna are up against to >many Boomers to handle by themselves." Domino: (Nene Imitation) You are awake and my ass is falling asleep. > "I am going in!" Sylia states. Nene says, "Are you sure you are up to >it?" Sylia ignored her and suited up for battle. Domino: (Nene Imitation, crying) Why are you ignoring me? Ree: (Sylia Imitation) It's over, I don't want to see you again. Domino: What was I to you? Elenoin: Didn't we see this in Orange Road? > All the while Nene tapping the keyboard as fast as her little petit >fingures could go. Ree: Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant. Domino. And then she ordered pie a la mode with ice cream. > Linna was grabbed by a BU-55C Ree: (Linna Imitation) Fresh! > and was being held Elenoin: For ransom. Unfortunately no one wanted to pay for her. Ree: Take that Linna fans! > for another Boomer to shoot her. Then when the Boomer was about >to shoot Sylia sliced off the gun and breaks free Linna. Domino: I can't say anything about this? Ree: Okay, I'll give you this one. Domino: So the boomer was about to shoot 'Sylia sliced off the gun'? > Linna and Mackie both said, Ree: We are pod people. We talk in unison. Domino: All your base are belong to us. > "You are all right!" She says, "Yes! Knight Sabers it's showtime!" Domino: That is not Sylia. That is Saint Tail! Ree: Asuka Jr. came running up a moment later. 'You won't get away with it this time Saint Tail.' Elenoin: And then a boomer blew his head off. Domino: Ouch. > They quickly finished off the last of the Boomers to only find out there >are more on the way. Ree: How many boomers in the Tower Domino? Domino: Off the record? Ree: Why not? Domino: Lots. Elenoin: Define lots. Domino: More than a few. > This time double the amount. 25 min. has passed and Nene is >almost finished. Ree: Eating a piece of cheesecake. Domino: (Nene Imitation) Now to start hacking the computer. > Sylia was about to be shot from behind when the Boomer was hit >by a S-Mine time bomb and exploded. Ree: S-Mine time bomb? What is it exactly? Domino: It's new from Ronco. >Sylia looked behind her when she heard the noise and saw Priss >barely standing. Ree: How could you see someone barely standing? Elenoin: Maybe she is about to fall on her face? Ree: That would make it tough to slap an S-mine on a boomer. > Sylia ran to her and Priss said in a low tired voice, Ree:(Priss Imitation) I'm getting to old for this shit. >"Is it almost over?" Nene yells out, "I'm in!" Ree: So Nene is there? Domino: It would appear so. Elenoin: Not only was Nene in, so were short skirts, iced coffees, and red convertibles. > and quickly downloads the data disk to the Genom computer >core. The Knight Sabers retreated and left the rest up to >Sylia's copied brain. Domino: You go get them, Sylia's copied brain. Ree: (Sings) Go, go Sylia's copied brain, victory... >****** >While the whole battle was going on the ADP was told to stay >out of this from Genom. Elenoin: And this was done because? Domino: I really don't want to know. Ree: Plot contrivance thy name is... Domino: At least Trooper 28 was happy. > Needliss to say Leon was not pleased. He wanted to help >his girl who he saw get blasted by the cannon. Ree: And Leon saw this how? Domino: Just who is Leon's girl supposed to be? Elenoin: I think that would be Priss. Domino: (Laughs) >****** >After Sylia's brain was download to the computer, which was like >real life to her, Domino: How was it like real life? Ree: Her brother was peeping at her. > she quicly found where all the information was kept and began to >delete every file. Elenoin: Fortunately for Genom, it all went into the recycle bin. Ree: Domino... Domino: Yes! Genom keeps backups that are offline, and stored off site, and protected from just this kind of thing!. Ree: Just wanted to be sure. >After a while, Largo's brain pattern Ree: Realised it was in this Fic. Domino: (Largo Imitation) Hey, maybe this time I'll win. Elenoin: Stranger things have happened. > was still on the computer and was activated and began to say, >"Sylia. Sylia Stingray." Elenoin: Why? Ree: It's just like beep code. If it says 'Sylia, Sylia Stingray' that means it has booted up properly. > Sylia's copy stopped for a second, the shook her head a >continued to delete files. Domino: (Sylia Imitation) Must delete this fanfic before it gets any farther. > The he spoke again, "Sylia, I know that is you." Domino:(Largo Imitation) I'd recognize that bit code anywhere. >She stopped and looked as he lunged at her. Ree: Convenient timing. >She doged it. She knew she would not have long before they found >her. So she created a barrier around Largo, which wouldn't hold him >long, but maybe long enough to finish what she was doing. It gave >her enough time to delete the files and download herself to a >Boomer. Domino: There is always enough time to download yourself into a boomer. It's a law of fanfic. > She quickly went to the development room and started to Elenoin: Destroy the pictures Mackie had taken of her. >activate the machine because hit had to be destroyed active or >it could be repared. Domino: Yep, destroy it any other way and they could still rebuild it. Ree: What if I just left it off and blew it up with a nuke? Domino: You'd think that would work. > She began to do self destruct Domino: A martial art, much like Tai Chi. >when another Boomer appeared, Largo. They >strugged and she was able to subdo him because, >he unfortunatly got into a week manaquin. Ree: But boy, was he dressed well, and for seven days straight. Elenoin: Anyone else here seeing Largo getting into a weak anything? Ree + Domino: (Shake their heads) > She quickly destroyed the core Ree: And the second Death Star exploded. Domino: As did the third. The Fourth caught on fire and then fell into the swamp. The fifth, however, stayed up. Elenoin: And then Sinclair moved in. Domino: We're really mixing our references now. > and then she downloaded her brain back into the computer. Not >wanting to delete herself and die she sent herself through the >active portal. Elenoin: Yes! A way out of this fanfic. Ree: Funny, I never noticed that cable there before. Domino: Blue Tooth technology. > Then the interdimensional machine exploaded taking out a big chunk >out of the Genom Tower. Ree: Together they went to the Malt Shop together. The date was their first date. >****** >When Sylia found out that her other self had finished her job. She >tracked downt the Intellectual Assest that first derived the device >and deleted that bit of information from her brain. Domino: Which made much more sense than simply killing her. Ree: (Mr. Burns Imitation) Smithers, use the mind-wiping device. Elenoin: (Smithers Imitation) You mean the revolver sir? Ree: Yes, and don't forget to wipe your own mind when you are done. > Then she got all the hard copies of the process to make the device >and destroyed them as well. Ree: How does she know where to find all this stuff? Elenoin: Telephone psychics? > Knowing that there was to little for Genom to salvage and make another, >she was content that they would not try that again. Domino: I cry foul! There is no way that this is Genom that she is dealing with. Ree: It does seem a little dumb for Genom. Elenoin: One would think a company that powerful would handle things a little better. >****** >Our story ends in a 19-year-old boy's bedroom, who was in front of his >computer surfing the net. When all of a sudden the computer started >to download something and wiping out everything on the computer, >because it needed the room. Ree: Which is why I hate Windows 2000. >This made him very angry. Elenoin: Because he was using a Mac. Domino: The anger and the gamma radiation caused him to change. Ree: Smash bad computer! > When he opened the file Elenoin: If it deleted everything on his computer, how could he open a file? Domino: Smile and nod. > to see what it was. A woman face appeared and said, Ree: I'm Holly, ship's computer for the mining vessel Red Dwarf. Are you Rimmer? >"My name is Sylia. Pleased to meet you." The boy typed, "My name is >Timothy. I am pleased to meet you as well." Domino: And so we end with a self insert. Elenoin: The last cut is the cruellest. >THE END For now -_^ Ree: Coming this summer from Dizzinee, a story about a boy and his computer. Elenoin: A heart-warming tale for the entire family. Domino: Sylia. Ree: (As Sylia in the computer) Beep, beep, beep. Elenoin: (As Timothy) What's that girl? Timmy fell down the well? Ree: Beep, beep, beep. Elenoin: Oh, that's right. I'm Timmy. No wonder my feet are wet. Domino: There we have it, the well sketch. >So what if I used my name for the boy, even though I don't have a >computer. I know this can't happen or can it? >HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thank you for reading my story. >Please tell me what you think. Ree: Aren't we, in theory, supposed to be the ones who go insane? Domino: Kodachi? >overpowerfreak@yahoo.com or linnafan@webtv.net Ree: Well, that was, was... Elenoin: You know, we've done this author before. Domino: 'Those eyes'. Elenoin: This was written earlier than 'Those Eyes'. Domino: Looks like Shawn fucked up. Ree: Bad Shawn, no cookie. Elenoin: The author's writing got better, in later work. Ree: Always a good sign. Domino: So, can we go now? Elenoin: (Shakes her head) We still have to offer some useful comments. Ree: The descriptions were lacking, I mean, he simply told us things, and never showed us. It was very difficult to get into the story. Domino: And it made no sense. Genom should have either ignored Priss and Linna, or simply killed them within the first minute. Elenoin: It had a solid idea behind it. Domino: Which was? Elenoin: Using a copy of Sylia's mind as a fully autonomous, hacking program. Ree: Feeling feverish Elenoin? Elenoin: It was a very interesting idea. We are told that the computer is like the real world to the copy of Sylia's mind. There was a lot that could have been done with that. Domino: Like memory loop defences where Sylia has to relive some traumatic event from her childhood? Elenoin: Or maybe something intelligent. Domino: Ouch. Ree: So if the author had just focused on the main point, and had not bothered with the fight scene, it would have been better? Elenoin: That is what I am thinking. Ree: Maybe, but I say we make a pact to never MST this particular author again. Domino: Yeah, why should we get all the fun? Elenoin: (Smacks Domino in the head) No being cruel after the Fic has ended. Domino: That hurt you know. Elenoin: That was the point. Ree: Let's get the hell out of here. Elenoin: Any ideas for a bar. Ree: (Looks at Domino who is gathering up her dress) Someplace that does not ask for ID I think. Domino: Hey! MST by Shawn Hagen (shawn-hagen@rogers.com) Other MSTs BGC Janus (1) BGC Those Eyes (2) BGC Dreams (3) BGC The Puppet (4) BGC The Next Generation (3 Parts)(5) BGC Sylia's Choice (6) BGC In the Midst of it All - Chapter 1 (7) BGC in the Midst of it All - Chapter 2&3(8) BGC in the Midst of it All -Rewrite (9) 'Bad Girls Riff Bad Fanfic' "We're here is the engineering section of the Starship Enterprise where we have replaced the fine dilithium crystals they usually use the Folgers crystals. Let's see what happens." Shawn Hagen