- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - [Fae MSTings] | [MSTing of EvaLeSs 0:2]-(by Kaoru Nagisa) | [Production Number 003] - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Disclaimer: This MSTing has no intention to be politically correct in any sense of the term. Any parties offended by the sections of this document not marked with ">>" are directed to stop reading it, thus avoiding further offense. The more particular offenses to the Author should, as in all MSTings, be taken as of jest and good humor. Based on Mystery Science Theatre 3000, one of the best TV series ever produced. Special thanks to the pioneering fanfic MSTers for giving us the idea in the first place. ^_^ - Mystery Science Theatre 3000 is copyright Best Brains. - Shinseiki Evangelion is copyright Gainax, and maybe Sadamoto. - EvaLeSs is copyright Kaoru Nagisa. - Happy Meal is copyright McDonalds Food-Poisoning Inc. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The Cole living room is well-furnished and rather roomy. The two sofas are displayed in a V-formation, facing the 36-inch TV set and video-recorder. The door leading to the kitchen opens, and in walks Noth, looking quite grumpy. - Noth: *muttering* Argh, I can't stand it anymore. I already have problems bearing with her when she's not like that. *sighs* Where are those two winged morons anyway? They're already late, and I swear that if I have to stay in this house for another half an hour, I'll go mad. [The door leading outside opens and Phaeriel walks in, leaving the door open for someone.] - Phaeriel: *laughing madly* Oh, that one's just rich. Hahahahahahah! - Noth: *turns to Phaeriel, widens his eyes* What's so damn funny? You are late, way too late! Where's Solann?! - Phaeriel: *blinks at the mention of Solann, then cracks up laughing again, walking over the sofa, holding it for support* Heheheh... - Noth: What!? Where's So-- *notices someone walking in* [In walks a young man, looking to be somewhere in his twenties. He is wearing a black robe, it's hood pulled over his head, hiding his face from view. The white runes on his robes seem to glow even under the light of the well-lit living room.] - Noth: Who are you? - Echemnon: Hello there. I am Echemnon, a mage in training. You must be Noth. - Phaeriel: *laughter fading into a small chuckle* In training, he says. Hah. - Noth: *turns to Phaeriel* You know him? *turns to Echemnon* Do I know you from somewhere? - Echemnon: Not really, Phaeriel told me about you. - Phaeriel: Yeah, yeah. I invited him to review today's fic with us. - Noth: Review? What about Solann? You know that four people is more than enough. - Echemnon: If I'm being a bother... well, too bad. *smirks* And I think that the number of reviewers won't be a problem at all, will it, Phae? - Phaeriel: *chuckles* Hehe, exactly. Oh joy. - Noth: *blinks* What? Where's Solann. - Echemnon: Shall I tell him? - Phaeriel: Oh no, please let me do it. - Noth: *curiously* That got anything to do with all that laughter? - Phaeriel: *grinning* You bet. - Noth: Go on. - Phaeriel: It all started a few weeks ago. I was shopping downtown-- - Noth: You go shopping? - Phaeriel: *shrugs* Sometimes, it's kind of boring to do the office stuff upstairs, you know? Let me proceed, please don't interrupt me. - Noth: Ok. - Phaeriel: Anyway, I was shopping downtown, when I suddenly I noticed some sort of swirling patterns of powerful energy amongst the crowd. Curious, I decided to find the source of the energy. When I got around the passersbys I spotted Echemnon, which I hadn't seen in a while. - Echemnon: I was shopping for my girlfriend actually, Valentine's Day and all. - Phaeriel: Yeah. So, we talked for a while, remembering old times, when he asked what my rank was. I told him I was still an angel. He was surprised at that, most people are, because I'm over four thousand years old and still an angel. After we parted ways, I got intrigued, and figured one of the reasons I never ascended ranks was I never actually asked to go up. - Noth: So you went to talk to the higher-ups? - Phaeriel: Exactly. I decided to talk to one of the Storm-troopers. - Noth: *blinks* Storm-troopers? - Phaeriel: *chuckles* Yeah, that's how we call the seven Archangels. Anyway, I had a meeting set for today. With Archangel Raphael. I went for him because he was the easier one to find, since he hangs around Earth. And easier here doesn't mean easy. Archangels are always busy. - Noth: Why Earth? Aren't they supposed to guard Heaven? - Phaeriel: Yeah, but Raphael is responsible for mankind, so he kinds of visits Earth every single day, to see how things are going down here. Well, let me go on. Anyway, we decided to meet on the park nearby, since it's close to my apartment and one of Asgard's gates. So, we talked for a while, when all of a sudden, Solann and another demon I had never seen before jumped us. Turns out they were after me because of a prank. - Noth: Prank? What did you do? - Phaeriel: *smirks* I'll let Solann tell you that when you see him again. Anyway, they jumped me. There I was trying to face two demons at the same time, and kind of on the losing end of course. Raphael was just standing there, stunned, when he noticed those two were endangering the humans in the park. He yelled 'Enough!', Solann and his pal turned to him, and probably figuring him to be a human friend of mine, decided to teach him a lesson. - Noth: I think I can see where this's going. - Phaeriel: *chuckles* Well, actually, they _tried_ to teach him a lesson. I probably don't need to tell you that Raphael moped the floor with them. After they were down, he sealed their power away. The magic seal will probably last a couple of weeks. Which means a couple of weeks without Solann pestering me. - Noth: Aah, that was earlier today? - Echemnon: Just a while ago. I met Phaeriel on his way here, and he decided to invite me to make a review with him, since one of the reviewers had been ran over by 'Locomotive Raphael'. - Phaeriel: So here we are. Now you guess why I'm such a good mood. - Noth: I see. - Echemnon: They were kind of lucky it wasn't Azrael they were facing. - Phaeriel: *shudders* Oh yeah, she probably would do worse stuff. - Noth: Who's she? - Phaeriel: Another one of the Archangels, even the other six try to avoid her. She's creepy. I probably would have to set a meeting with her in case Raphael wasn't available. She hangs around Earth all the time too. - Noth: What's her job? - Phaeriel: She's the mother-of-all death-angels. - Noth: Aaah. *blinks* By the way, did you get the promotion? - Phaeriel: I don't know that yet, he'll talk it over with the other Troopers. Who knows? Maybe, but even if they do accept me, I will have to go over some sort of training and a series of tests before I move a rank up or two. Say, where's Liz? - Echemnon: Who's Liz? - Noth: *winces* Aelizzandra, my wife. She's a fairy. - Echemnon: Oh. Why did you wince at the mention of her name? - Noth: Come over here you two, she must not hear this. [Noth walks over to another door, opens it, and walks in, followed by Echemnon and Phaeriel. After a while they walk out, Phaeriel laughing again and Echemnon grinning from ear to ear.] - Phaeriel: Oh this day just keeps getting better and better. Heheheh. - Noth: *frowning* Oh yeah? Guess what we're reviewing today? EvaLeSs. - Phaeriel: *stops laughing suddenly* Oh no, you just had to spoil my day, huh? - Echemnon: What's with EvaLeSs? - Noth: Spoil _your_ day!? I had to stand Lizza for the whole morning. - Echemnon: I ask again, what's with EvaLeSs? - Phaeriel: Nevermind that, Noth. And Echemnon, you'll see. [The door leading to the kitchen opens and Aelizzandra walks in.] - Aelizzandra: *cheerfully* Hello, hello! Heya Phaeriel! Heya Sola-- *blinks, spots Echemnon* Solann isn't here? Who are you? - Echemnon: *smiles* Solann couldn't come, so Phaeriel asked me to come instead, to replace him. *bows* I'm Echemnon, a pleasure to meet you, Aelizzandra. - Aelizzandra: *nods* The pleasure is mine. You know my name already? - Echemnon: Phaeriel mentioned a certain 'Liz' a while ago. - Aelizzandra: *smiles* Oh. - Noth: *sighs* Enough chit-chat. Shall we go for it now? [They all sit, Phaeriel and Echemnon on the couch of the left, Noth and Aelizzandra on the couch of the right. Echemnon and Noth are the closest on the intersection] - Aelizzandra: Okay. - Phaeriel: If we must... - Noth: You don't get paid otherwise. - Phaeriel: *nervously* Then we must. - Echemnon: I get the feeling I'm goint to regret coming here. Soon. - Phaeriel: You can say that again. - Aelizzandra: Enough you two, let's face it. [The TV set flickers on. A test-pattern appears, and then the author shows up for a brief message.] >> Alright you who stayed on for the second episode - Noth: *grumbling* Didn't have much of a choice, trust me. >> I really hope that you enjoyed the first one. - Noth: Keep on hoping, then. - Aelizzandra: Aren't we in a bad mood? - Noth: *sarcasticly* Hah, you think? >> Anyway Tabris Enterprises presents once >> again... >> *************************************************************** - Phaeriel: *child-like voice* Hey mommy, look! Stars! >> Theme Song: "Supermodel" by Jill Sobule - Phaeriel: *holding his head* I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away, I mustn't run -- ah, to hell with it! *stands up* - Echemnon: *grabs Phaeriel's arm and shoves him back into the sofa* If we shall suffer. So shall you. >> >> >> E V A L E S S >> Sex, Tunes, Popularity, Whatev! - Noth: Third-grade innuendoes, horrendous pop music, girl gossip. >> >> Oh, Cursed Tunnel of Lost Love! Let My Love be Forever pt. 1 - Phaeriel: (Lina Inverse) Danger! Tabris Enterprises is on the loose! >> >> >> >> In the girl's locker room: - Aelizzandra: (Asuka) Don't hit me on that part. - Noth: (Misato) Oh... which part? - Aelizzandra: (Asuka) Aaah... Hnn. - Noth: (Misato) Hey! Asuka's bubbly skin is funny! - Aelizzandra: (Asuka) No, don't touch me, I'm ticklish! Oh! - Noth: (Misato) How about here? - Aelizzandra: (Asuka) *laughing* Aaaah! - Noth: (Misato) And how about here? - Aelizzandra: (Asuka) Don't touch me there. - Noth: (Misato) You lose nothing by that anyway... - Phaeriel and Echemnon: *laughing their asses off* - Phaeriel: *trying not to laugh* Aaah, wait! - Echemnon: *barely containing his laughter* (Shinji) Aaah, no! It's expanding! How embarass--hahahah! - Others: *burst out laughing again* >> "Wow, the guys are taking you two to see the Evas. I sure wish I >> could go." said Akemi. - Aelizzandra: (Hikari) *fake disappointment* Yeah, too bad... say, I think I should be going now, see ya. >> >> "Why don’t you ask one of the boys to take you Akemi?" asked >> Hikari. - Noth: (Akemi) Ah, 'cause you see... I play on a different team, an-- - Aelizzandra: You wish, pervert. - Noth: *smirks* Can't I? >> >> "Oh, I couldn’t ask any of the boys. They all’d just laugh at me. >> I'm too tall." Akemi explained. - Phaeriel: *bored* Gee! Oh gawd! Too bad I can't ask a taller boy to go out with me! Nowadays everyone's below three feet in height, you know. Not to mention that there's just no boys in our school that prefer taller girls over shorter ones. I'm like, so out of options. - Noth: (Akemi) *mimics holding someone in his hands* Take me out, you tiny boy, take me out I said! - Aelizzandra: Didn't I see that on TV some time ago? >> >> "Nah! Who do you like Akemi?" Asuka inquired. - Noth: (Akemi) Weren't you listening? Like I said, I play on a diff-- - Aelizzandra: Hush... - Noth: *grumbling* You're just _no_ fun at _all_! >> >> "Well I...uh..really...like...uh... Aida." Akemi answered. - Phaeriel: I did _not_ hear that, did I? >> >> "What did you say?" Asuka bellowed. - Phaeriel: Please tell me it's not true. - Noth: Some people are in need of a 'hearing check-up'. >> >> "I LIKE AIDA KENSUKE. Okay is that loud enough for you?" Akemi shot >> back. - Noth: (Asuka) NO! LOUDER! PLEASE, LOUDER! - Aelizzandra: (Akemi) WHAT?! WHAT DID YOU SAY? - Phaeriel: (Hikari) HEY YOU TWO! I CAN'T HEAR YOU, GUYS! - Echemnon: (Old lady) Adolph, guess what!? I got our new stereo system! >> Asuka fell to the floor laughing. - Noth: (Floor) Ow! You're smothering me! - Aelizzandra: (Asuka) Quiet, floors don't talk! - Noth: (Floor) Yeah, yeah. Walls can have ears, why can't we have mouths? - Phaeriel: I'm not sure if I join Asuka's laughter or if I just cry my eyes out. Kensuke's going to get some... argh! - Echemnon: We're not sure about that. Yet. - Phaeriel: Thanks for your support, Mr. Optimism. >> >> "You like military boy?" Asuka asked. - Phaeriel: Also known as the school's greatest geek, UN-nut, EVA-- - Noth: So you don't like him, we get you. - Phaeriel: He's annoying. - Echemnon: Yes he is, he also happens to be an anime character, alive only in a few cells of animations, promotional art, and fan-fiction. - Phaeriel: So? I can change the way you think about fictional characters with only three words. Derek. Joshua. Croft. - Echemnon: *shudders* Oh yes... >> >> "Yeah, he’s so smart and his glasses make him look really - Noth: Goofy? - Aelizzandra: Nerdish? - Echemnon: Just plain stupid? - Phaeriel: All of the above? >> buisnessy. - All: Oh. *pause* What?! >> I think the way he wears his uniform is really different." Akemi >> said. - Noth: (Akemi) I love the way he pulls his underwear over his pants, just like the Superfriends! - Phaeriel: (Asuka) Super-Geek? Ultra-Stupid? Mega-Annoyance? - Echemnon: (Hikari) Weenie-man? >> >> "I take it you’ve thought about this alot?" Asuka said slyly. - Noth: (Akemi) *confused* Hmm? About what? - Aelizzandra: (Asuka) Aida. - Noth: (Akemi) Who's Aida? - Aelizzandra: (Asuka) Kensuke Aida? - Noth: (Akemi) Who's that one again? - Aelizzandra: (Asuka) 'Buisnessy-looking' guy? From our class. - Noth: (Akemi) What about him? - Aelizzandra: (Asuka) *wide-eyed* The guy... you _like_!? - Noth: (Akemi) Hmm, what do y--? Oh, yeah! *snaps fingers* I like him _sooo_ much! *starry-eyed* I can't stop thinking about him... >> >> "Yeah, but a boy like that probably wouldn’t want to be with >> someone like me." - Echemnon: Agreed. He'd probably prefer spending a night in the EVA cages than with a knock-out girl. - Phaeriel: Wouldn't want to be with someone like me!? *sarcasticly* Oh yes, of course! Kensuke 'The Ladies Man' Aida, he has so many potential girlfriends he can pick the ones he prefer by finger. >> >> "Look girl i’ll do you a favor if you stop the act of insanity. - Phaeriel: *incredulous* Insanity? Look who's talking. - Noth: Not insanity. In Asuka's case it's more like hysteria. - Echemnon: Or perhaps PM-- *notices Aelizzandra glaring at him* >> I’ll get Aida to take you with us." >> >> "You will Hikari, Arigatou! But why?" Akemi asked. - Phaeriel: (Nabiki) Oh why? Must there be a reason? What are friends for after all? *grins* >> >> "I know Kensuke will like to go with you, or any girl. - Noth: Can you kids say... - Others: _BIG_ LOSER! - Noth: *grinning* I knew you could. >> I here - Phaeriel: *tilts his head to the side* Yes, you're 'there' alright. >> he's like a big Sailor Moon fan, - Noth: *singing* Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by-- - Echemnon: *glaring at Noth, chanting* Darkness beyond twilight, crimsom beyond bl-- - Noth: *widens eyes* Err, sorry sorry! I'll stop! - Phaeriel: *left-eye twitching* Sailor... Moon... fan. - Aelizzandra: I can picture Kensuke as a moonie. >> maybe you should get your hair done like Usagi’s, I mean you have >> enough of it." Hikari said. - Phaeriel: (Akemi) And maybe, just maybe, I should volunteer as one of Washuu's test subjects. >> >> >> - Aelizzandra: *wide-eyed in mock astonishment* Oh my gosh! Look! The author actually bothered to add something between scenes this time! - Echemnon: I think he just pressed the 'enter' key a couple of times. - Phaeriel: Better than nothing, I guess. - Noth: Not by a large margin, though. >> Upstairs in the lunch room: "Touji, this trip is going to be >> monster" Hikari says. - Phaeriel: (Hikari) Dude, we goin' on'a munster trip. Yeah! >> >> "Say Horaki thanks for hooking me up wit Akemi - Aelizzandra: And she's got the 'wit' to match. - Noth: Picky, picky, picky. - Aelizzandra: Yeah yeah, I know, sorry. >> she’s really cute." Kensuke says. - Noth: Not that I prefer her over my Evangelion posters, but hey, still looking good. - Phaeriel: I just remembered something. - Echemnon: What? - Phaeriel: You see. There are no Evangelions in this world. Not as the mecha we all grew to love, but as that pre-fab band. - Noth: Kind of makes you wonder what's Kensuke's goal in life now, since there's no such thing as EVA pilots. - Phaeriel: Well, maybe he could be The Evangelions' manager or something. - Aelizzandra: Yeah, right. >> >> "There’ll be six of us. That’s alot, how are we gonna get there?" >> Hikari asks. - Echemnon: *announcing* Glad you asked! With the new Teleport'a'ton, all your travelling problems are solved! No more waiting in lines for tickets, no more bumpy roads or bad airplane food! And if you call now, you'll receive this amazingly useful Pocket-Teleport'a'ton, so you can teleport your pocket's contents to other users'! All this pl-- - Noth: Argh! Enough! - Aelizzandra: *chuckling* That was amusing... >> >> "Easily babe we’ll take the train." - Phaeriel: (Hikari) *sweetly* Oh wow, Kensuke, I knew we could rely on you to solve our problem. You're _sooo_ smart! >> >> "Hey, watch who you call babe Aida, she’s my woman." Touji yells at >> his friend. - Phaeriel: (Kensuke) I don't see a 'Property of Touji' label on her. - Noth: (Touji) Yo' man, lay off m'woman! Hear me, bro? - Echemnon: That's gotta be the worst 'hood impression I've ever-- - Aelizzandra: It's better than his Godfather one. - Echemnon: Godfather one? - Noth: (Don Corleone) Youse... gonna mess with the family? - Echemnon: *sighs* I had to ask... >> >> "You guys are going to see the Evas in Osaka?" - Noth: Nope. 'The Angels' in Hokkaido. Wrong table. >> Rei says walking over to the lunch table where Shinji, Touji, >> Kensuke, Akemi, Asuka and Hikari are sitting at. - Phaeriel: Wow, she already got into their gang. Quick, isn't she? >> >> "Yeah" Hikari says while feeding Touji - Phaeriel: (Hikari) Now open your mouth for mommy! Yes good boy! Now look at the little plane, it's going to land! -WROOOOM- Now eat up! Good! Such a good baby! Yes you are! Yes you are! >> some of her lunch. - Noth: (Touji) *makes ugly slurping noises* Yumm. - Aelizzandra: (Hikari) Touji, stop being a pig! - Noth: (Touji) Yes'm. - Aelizzandra: (Hikari) Sit up straight! - Noth: (Touji) Yes'm. - Aelizzandra: (Hikari) Use the silverware! - Noth: (Touji) Yes'm. - Aelizzandra: (Hikari) And what did I say about talking with food in your mouth, young man? >> >> "It’ll be major fun, I just hope it won’t get to boring." Akemi >> says from sitting on top of Kensuke’s lap. - All: *blink-blinks* - Aelizzandra: Excuse me? 'It will be major fun, I just hope it will not get too boring?' You just said it would be fun! How can something be fun while being boring! - Noth: Calm down, Lizza. 'Just relax' and all that, you know? - Aelizzandra: *trembling* Yeah, I'll try. Thanks. >> >> "Young lady is this school having a shortage on chairs?" - Aelizzandra: The fanfic is obviously going through a shortage of proper grammar, proper dialogue and plot, but I'm not sure about the chairs. >> says a voice that's young but stern. - Noth: (Akemi) Oh, shut up, Asuka! >> >> "Um...I’m not sure exactly I could find out for you if...oh!" Akemi >> says realizing that Principle Aoba is referring to her sitting on >> top of Kensuke’s lap. - Noth: (Akemi) *pointing to himself* Who? Me? - Echemnon: Not very smart, is she? >> >> "Who are you kid a teacher or maybe even the principle?" Rei said >> giggling sarcastically. - Aelizzandra: *left eyebrow twitching* Principle. - Phaeriel: So he's an abstract concept. No biggie. >> >> "As a matter of fact young lady I am the principle and you just >> bought your self a one-way ticket into clean up duty." said the >> young man. - Echemnon: This Rei is not very smart either, is she? - Phaeriel: (Principal) Now let's see you call me a 'principle' again! - Noth: (Infomercial Voice-over) But wait! If you're one of the first one-thousand callers, you'll also get this free 'Principal Aoba nailed me on my first day in school!' t-shirt! >> >> "Somebody else has already been assigned clean-up duty as a >> punishment in my class." Rei said back slyly. - Noth: (Rei) Nyah, nah-nyah nyah-nyah! - Phaeriel: (Principal) Not that it stops me from just assigning two students for clean-up duty, but hey, nice try! - Noth: (Rei) *crestfallen* Damn... >> >> "So, you must be Rei Ayanami freshman of class 2-A, you just got >> here today so i’ll let this incident slide but be warned now, I’ll >> be watching you. - Phaeriel: (Principal) *laughing evily* I'm the god! I'm the god! - Echemnon: Smile. The Principal is watching you. - Aelizzandra: Didn't Phab use to say that? - Noth: Yeah. She did. - Phaeriel: You two _really_ have some storytelling to do. - Noth: *sternly* No. We do not. >> As you were children." Principle Shigeru Aoba said as walking away. - All: *blink-blinks* Principal... *long pause* Shigeru Aoba?! - Phaeriel: Ok, now... this is getting past redemption. Next time we get Maya and Fuyuutsuki going at it like rabbits. *chuckles* - Noth: Heh, don't give the author any ideas. *pause* That pairing is just plain bizarre, you know? - Echemnon: I can almost hear the bells of doom tolling in the distance. >> "Who is he calling a child he looks like he’s only a couple of >> years older than us, I thought he was a junior or senior." Rei >> said. - Phaeriel: Looks mean nothing in this crazy world. I am over four thousand years old and I don't look a year over twenty. - Aelizzandra: *looking Phaeriel up and down* A year over twenty? I tought you looked more like twenty-four or something. - Echemnon: *eyeing Phaeriel* Now that you mention it, I think I can see a few wrinkles over there, not to mention those bags under your eyes-- - Phaeriel: *fuming* Hey! - Echemnon: Heh, always taking jokes seriously. Don't worry, I know you just love a mirror. - Phaeriel: Not the mirror, only the reflection. >> >> "As you were children?" Kensuke mocked. - Phaeriel: (Students) Sir yes sir! Breakfast at nine, sir! >> >> "Hey, don't mock the principle, idiot" Hikari said knocking Kensuke >> in the back of the head. Kensuke rubbed his new sore. - Aelizzandra: (Kensuke) Oh, these sores growing on the back of my head! >> >> "Hikari, I think you might have been hanging out with Asuka a bit >> too long." - Echemnon: (Hikari) I just dyed my hair red, so? - Noth: (Hikari) What do you mean, baka-Kensuke!? >> >> "Shut-up, Dumpkoff!" - Noth: And 'dumpkoff' means...? - Aelizzandra: Nothing at all. - Phaeriel: You'd think they'd get at least fanboy _German_ right. - Aelizzandra: Maybe he meant 'dumpfer Koffer'. - Noth: Which means...? - Aelizzandra: Mossy suitcase. - Echemnon: Ah, yes, I can see it, EvaLeSs the dub. (Asuka) What do you think you are doing, mossy suitcase-Shinji? We are going to Osaka! >> Hikari and Asuka said in unison. - Echemnon: (Skuld) Told ya! Bi-daaa! >> >> "But anyway how do I get into this Osaka field trip." Rei said >> happily. - Phaeriel: (Nabiki) Money front, no questions asked and you're in. >> >> "Oh, you’re going to be there to huh pervert?" Rei said meanly. - Phaeriel: Rei's got a low self-esteem, huh? I mean, she talks to herself, and she calls herself a pervert while doing it. - Aelizzandra: Talking to yourself? Hey dear, you used to do that when you were younger, didn't you? *nudges Noth, grinning* - Echemnon: Oh. Is that so? *grins* - Noth: Umm... >> >> "I’m uh sorry about earlier I uh..." - Echemnon: (Shinji) *stuttering* I wasn't looking, I swear! - Phaeriel: *nervously* Sorry, when I hit you with the back of my sword, I didn't know it was double-bladed and... hey, are you dead or something? - Noth: *childish-voice* Mommy, why do people in our family die so suddenly? *long pause* Mommy!? - Aelizzandra: That's Solann's kind of humor, alright. >> >> "Shut-up Shinji, Asuka said cutting him off, When are you going to >> stop picking on him?" Asuka yelled. - Phaeriel: Hypocrisy is a wonderful thing, don't you agree? >> >> "You really are getting a kick out of defending him does that make >> you feel important?" Rei asked smirking. - Aelizzandra: (Asuka) Well yeah, it does kinda make me feel-- HEY! - Phaeriel: (Asuka) What are you talking about? I _am_ important, wonder-girl. Hmph! Humans! >> >> "Listen up you two, Rei you apologize to Shinji and let this >> morning go and Asuka to show that you forgive her go find someone >> for her to go to the concert with." - Phaeriel: *sarcastic* Yeah, you go girl! >> Hikari said putting the two girls in their place. - Noth: In their entry-plugs. In plug-suits, and most importantly... - Others: In-character. - Noth: Exactly. >> >> "Why should I?" the girls said in unison. >> >> "Enough," Hikari said taking control of the situation, - Phaeriel: Well, at least she sounds close to the series' Hikari. - Aelizzandra: (Hikari) Put on these hats and go sit on the corner! >> >> "Asuka at least find out if Ayanami would like to go with someone >> specific?" - Phaeriel: (Rei) *sweetly* Ikari-kun! - Aelizzandra: (Rei) *gleefully* Pen Pen-san! - Noth: (Rei) *mischieviously* Why, Hikari! I was going to ask you! - Echemnon: (Rei) *deadpan* Like? Is that of enough revelance? >> >> "As If!" Asuka shot back. - Phaeriel: *shudders* That brings more 'Clueless' flash-backs than I care to remember. - Echemnon: I know what you mean. >> >> "Why should I should I try to help wonder girl here get a >> boyfriend?" - Aelizzandra: Competition, Asuka, competition! *notices everyone eyeing her oddly* WHAT!? - Others: *turning away quickly* Nevermind! >> >> "Well now that you mention it I do have my eyes on that tall boy - Phaeriel: Eeew! Gross! >> who’s boyfriend you were fighting with earlier is kinda hot." Rei >> said gleefully. - Phaeriel: *scratches his head* So... umm... you find the tall boy's boyfriend attractive or is it the other way around? - Echemnon: Does it really matter to you? - Phaeriel: Not really, no, but if I can't follow the story, how can I make fun of it? >> >> "Oh, so you have the hots for Ngumo huh?" Hikari said playfully. >> >> "Yeah he’s really cute and his butt is really firm I just..." - Aelizzandra: (Rei) Want to squeeze it and take him home and... - Phaeriel: You know, you're acting a little... er, differently today. - Aelizzandra: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! Don't you know how hard it is to be the only woman here?! *starts sobbing* - Others: *staring at her, wide-eyed* Hmm. Err. Ah. - Noth: Now you've done it, Flutters. - Phaeriel: What did I do!? - Echemnon: *whispers something to Phaeriel* - Phaeriel: *blinks* Oh... err, sorry, Liz. - Aelizzandra: -SNIFF!- S'okay... >> >> "Excuse me!, Touji said interrupting Rei, were eating here." - Aelizzandra: (Rei) *cheerfully* Oh, so you're done already? - Echemnon: *whispers something to Phaeriel, who in turn, chuckles* - Aelizzandra: *eyeing Echemnon and Phaeriel suspiciously* What!? - Phaeriel: *nervously* Oh, we uh... were commenting about err... Aoba being the principal! Yes that's it! Isn't that right, Echemnon? - Echemnon: *stuttering* Err... um, what he said. >> >> "You know what Suzuhara, shut-up and it’s time I put that idle butt >> of yours to work, when we get back to class change the water in the >> flower bases." Hikari said meanly - Echemnon: *horrified* You're going to make him change the water in the flower vases with his butt!? What kind of monster are you?! - Phaeriel: Really, what's that got to do with his butt? - Noth: I dunno. Fertilizer? - Aelizzandra: EEEEWWWW!! Pig-pig-pig! - Noth: *smirks* It's an art. - Echemnon: The art of making a fool of yourself? - Phaeriel: You know, I used the same joke last time we saw EvaLeSs. >> >> "She’s mean!" Touji said to Kensuke while having his ear pulled by >> Hikari. - Aelizzandra: *yelling* I'm _not_ mean!! *Noth inches away from her* - Noth: *nervously* Umm, dear, I don't think he was talking to you... - Aelizzandra: *angered* How dare he? Am I not worth of his time? - Phaeriel: *to Echemnon* I suggest we get out when she's not looking our way! Next time she sees red, maybe. - Echemnon: *to Phaeriel* What about Noth? - Phaeriel: *smirks* Who needs him? - Echemnon: *grins* Point presented, point taken. >> >> "Alright wonder girl i’ll talk to Ngumo, hell maybe he’s not gay." >> Asuka said. - Phaeriel: Not gay? Right... >> >> "I don’t understand why everyone keeps saying that." Shinji said >> meekly. - Noth: You know, for some reason, that doesn't surprise me. >> >> "HELLO, don’t you always see how they are always touching each >> other. I say that YOU have a better chance of going out with him >> than Rei. - Noth: Yeah, if he goes for that scrawny, slow, horribly irresolute, apologizing, japanese kind of person. - Echemnon: I say Kaworu has a better chance of going out with him than Rei, Shinji and Aoki together. - Phaeriel: Hey! Wait a minute! First that fruit-bat Solann, then Noth, now you?! Tabris is _not_ like that! He's one of my best friends! - Noth: That explains a lot, then! - Phaeriel: Hey you two! Sto-- - Aelizzandra: STOP NOW! ALL OF YOU! - Others: Yes ma'am. >> >> "Just what are you insinuating huh Asuka?" Rei asked curiously. - Echemnon: She is not very smart at _all_, is she? - Aelizzandra: (Asuka) Gay! Gaaay! Gaah-y! G. A. Y. Gay! >> >> "I mean that I wish you the best of luck girl." Asuka said. - Noth: *blinks* Asuka wishing something good for Rei? Something besides dying a horrible-painful-death? Hell must be freezing over by now... - Phaeriel: Good. As long as it traps Solann within a block of ice, I'm game! >> >> "Whatev!" Rei said adjusting her tie - Aelizzandra: (Rei) *fumbling* I never get this what's-is-chester knot right! *grunts* >> and getting up to leave. - Phaeriel: But failing miserably, since she tripped on Asuka's 'conveniently' placed foot, and fell face first on the floor. - Noth: That sounds more like the Asuka we all know. >> >> >> >> The next day: "I don’t know Asuka if I can afford it. My parents >> just finished redoing our kitchen and bathrooms I’m not sure if >> they can give me the money." Ngumo informed. - Phaeriel: (Asuka) The ticket costs _thirty_ yen. If your parents can't afford _thirty_ yen, they probably can't afford school, redoing the kitchen and bathrooms, paying rent, and everything else. Heck, I don't think they can even afford a roll of toilet paper. >> >> "Oh, come on i’ll make sure you have enough money to get in." Asuka >> said. - Echemnon: (Ngumo) Asuka, are you going out to the streets again? - Phaeriel: (Asuka) *grinning* Why, yes! What are friends for anyway? Mwahahahahaha! - Echemnon: (Ngumo) Aaah, maybe it's not such a good idea after all. >> >> "How?" Ngumo asked puzzled. - Phaeriel: (Nabiki) Don't ask how. Ask 'how much', instead. - Echemnon: You really got something for Nabiki, huh? - Phaeriel: *shrugs* I think I just like short-haired girls. - Noth: That also explains why you like your reflection so much. - Phaeriel: HEY! >> >> "Simple, i’ll just have Hikari send a letter to your parents saying >> it’s a school trip." Asuka said slyly. - Aelizzandra: *sighs* Were you listening to him? He just said his parents haven't got the money! If they can't afford his ticket, they probably can't afford a school trip _either_! - Noth: Calm down Lizza, remember. Repeat after me. 'Just relax!' - Aelizzandra: Just relax, just relax, just relax... >> >> "That’s kinda cold." Ngumo said quietly. - Phaeriel: (Asuka) So? >> >> "Look don’t worry about the money, will you take wonder girl or >> not?" Asuka asked. >> >> "Wonder girl is an American comic character. - Aelizzandra: Actually, if I'm not mistaken, Wonder-woman _is_ indeed a comic character from the DC universe, while Wonder-girl doesn't ev-- - Not: Niiiiiiiit... pick-pick-pick-pick! - Aelizzandra: *embarassed* I did it again, didn't I? - Phaeriel: Definetely. >> If you’re referring to Rei - Noth: Why, does she pull her underwear over her pants too? - Aelizzandra: That's for the male characters. - Noth: Oh, right. >> sure she’s hot." Ngumo said. - Echemnon: (Ngumo) Not as hot as Aoki but... err, nervermind. >> >> >> >> The Next Day: (Day before the concert) "So, it’s all set honey me, - Phaeriel: I'm such a honey, I can't keep me from praising myself! >> you, Shinji, Asuka, Rei, Ngumo, - Aelizzandra: Teacher Katsuragi, Principal Aoba, Gym Teacher Hyuuga, Nurse Ibuki... >> Kensuke and Akemi are going to take the train. - Echemnon: The rest of the gang, on foot. >> >> "Akemi is staying at my house so I can do her hair and stuff." >> Hikari let out. - Phaeriel: And 'stuff'? You know, that sounds suspicious. - Noth: Well, I'm sure that whatever she has on her mind, I want to watch. - Echemnon: This is EvaLeSs we are talking about. She probably wants to give Akemi pedicures or something of the like. - Phaeriel: You're getting familiarized with this rather quickly. - Echemnon: Not intentionally, I assure you. - Aelizzandra: (Rei) Whatev! - Others: *shudders* No! >> >> "What about your friend the deviless? - Aelizzandra: *snickering* DeviLeSs? - Phaeriel: DeviLeSs, the evil-twin of EvaLeSs. Starring, our dear, sometimes friend, sometimes enemy, Solann! - Echemnon: *eyes twitching* Devi... LeSs!? - Noth: Who writes your material, Feathers? Kaoru Nagisa? - Phaeriel: I'll take that as a compliment... - Aelizzandra: How? - Phaeriel: Good point. *throws a cushion at Noth* - Noth: *gets hit* Hey! >> >> "If you’re referring to Asuka then i’m doing her hair later on >> tonight." Hikari said. - Phaeriel: Not to mention, 'stuff'. - Noth: Oh, yeah, can't forget about the 'stuff'. *smiles lecherously* - Echemnon: I am telling you they aren't going to do anything worth watching. - Aelizzandra: So, what's new? >> >> "But I thought I could come over." - Noth: *clears throat, smiling* - Aelizzandra: *widens her eyes and proceeds onto beating the living bleep out of Noth* - Noth: Hey! Stop! Lizza, pl-Ouch! *Phaeriel and Echemnon just look at them, seemingly amused* - Phaeriel: I thought you were used to this kind of stuff, Liz. - Aelizzandra: Not -slap!- enough -kick!- believe me. >> >> "Your parents won’t be home until 8:30." Touji whined - Noth: *getting up groggily* (Touji) And you know what that means! - Echemnon: (Hikari) Why yes! That means I can stay up late and watch Gundam Wings! - Noth: (Touji) That's not what I meant. How about something 'fun'? - Echemnon: (Hikari) Oh yes! Good idea, it's been a while since I last played Solitaire! - Noth: (Touji) Argh! >> >> "Sorry cutie tonight’s a girls night only." Hikari said. - Echemnon: Oh, that means Aoki, Ngumo, and Kaworu can join in. - Phaeriel: *sighs* Echemnon, I told you, Tabris is not like that. You know him, damnit. - Echemnon: Yeah yeah, I know, Flutters. But it pisses you off. So it is worth the trouble. - Phaeriel: *grumbling* Goddamned humans and their sense of humour. - Echemnon: *grinning* At least I got one. - Aelizzandra: Stop you two. - Noth: I say Phaeriel has a little thing for Tabris, am I right? - Phaeriel: HEY! I DO NOT-- - Aelizzandra: Cut it out, guys. - Phaeriel: HAVE A LITTLE THING-- - Aelizzandra: *getting angry* I said cut it out, Phaer-- - Phaeriel: FOR TAB-- - Aelizzandra: WILL YOU SHUT YOUR FACE UP BEFORE I RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND USE IT AS A CHAMBERPOT?! - Phaeriel: *pales* Y-yes. Yes ma'am. >> >> "Kinky!" Touji smirked out. >> >> "No pervert there ‘ill be plenty of time for things like that on >> the train ride. Hell it’s 6 and a half hour ride." Hikari said. - Aelizzandra: I'm not sure if Osaka is that far away... - Noth: Lizza, not to be insensitive, but already being... I think we should see a doctor you know? Maybe you've got something an-- - Echemnon: The Nitpick-disease? - Phaeriel: *chuckles* - Aelizzandra: *frowning* Guys! Stop that! You're being so mean!! All of you! - Others: So? - Aelizzandra: Argh! >> The two students started to notice their friends coming in and >> realized that school would be starting soon. - Phaeriel: They arrived before everyone else!? What kind of students do that? I mean, Hikari I can understand. But Touji?! - Echemnon: Calm down, you're starting to lose feathers, Van Phaeriel. >> They knew they would have to face the taunts from their classmates >> and teacher about being alone in the class all morning long. - Phaeriel: Oh yes, I can see it now. (Teacher) So, before the Second Impact, when I was young and students didn't come to school before everyone else, just to make out in the classroom... >> They also knew that they had not done anything. - Phaeriel: That never stopped school-gossip and teasing before, and probably will not stop it now. - Noth: *singing silently* Don't... stop me n-- - Aelizzandra: No. >> No matter how badly their hormones fought against them they were >> intent on saving their first experience with each other until they >> were out of high school. - Noth: *disbelieving* Yeah right... shall we lay bets? I doubt they last another chapter without popping cherries. - Aelizzandra: *frowning* Noth, that's just disgus-- - Phaeriel: I say they last two more chapters. - Echemnon: I bet on nothing but kisses until the sixth chapter. - Aelizzandra: *clearly disgusted* Men! >> Four long years they would wait. They both knew it would be worth >> it though. >> >> >> >> Later at Touji’s house Ngumo asked Suzuhara the weirdest question. - Noth: (Ngumo) So, after much pondering, I am just dying to know... is your little sister cute? - Aelizzandra: (Ngumo) What do you guess Rei's natural hair color is after all? - Echemnon: (Ngumo) You think Shinji would be interested in going out with me and Aoki? - Phaeriel: (Ngumo) If I use butter on the wrong side of my toast, will it still fall on its butter side on the floor? >> >> "Touji, you’re cool and you seem pretty smart. - All: *staring at screen, silence ensues* Smart? *break up laughing* >> Do you think i’m gay?" The question made Touji spit out his soda. - Phaeriel: (Touji) *nervously* Oh, err, but gay can mean so many things nowadays! - Echemnon: (Ngumo) *looking at him flatly* No it doesn't. - Phaeriel: (Touji) Err, in that case, oh look! *pointing* The Evangelions! *mimics running away* >> >> "What do you mean?" Touji said in a very squeaky voice. - Aelizzandra: (Ngumo) What part of 'Am I gay' you don't understand? >> >> "My best friend is gay. I always feed into the way when he touches >> me or something. I’m really close to him. I would probably even let >> myself be killed for him." Ngumo explained. - Echemnon: (Touji) *bored* I say you're gay. On the other hand, maybe you're just really good friends... *pause* nah! You're gay, period. >> >> "Naah, you’re just really good friends. Hell i’d give my left arm >> and leg for Ikari or Aida." Touji said. - All: *snickers* - Phaeriel: You don't know how ironic that is, Touji. - Echemnon: Heh, you definetely would give Shinji your left arm and leg. - Aelizzandra: One word. Bardiel. >> >> "I understand that, but I feel like Rei is my last chance at >> heterosexuality." Ngumo said. - Echemnon: *laughing his ass off* Rei is your last chance? Bwahahah! - Phaeriel: (Touji) *mimics patting someone's back* Well, in that case, my friend, too bad. Go call Aoki and ask him to marry you. >> >> " That's kinda pathetic. Are you kidding alot of the girls like >> you. - Noth: (Ngumo) Yeah? Name one. - Echemnon: (Touji) *nervously* Well there's uhh, hmm, no not her... say, what's your mother's name? - Noth: (Ngumo) You're not helping, you know that? >> Especially when you went to go comfort Furisawa, girls like mushy >> shit like that." Touji declarated. - Aelizzandra: *barking angrily at the screen* You mean to tell me that, we women, are all sensitive and we'll go over our heads for the first guy that sprouts bad poetry at us!? - Others: Something like that. - Aelizzandra: Hey!!! >> >> "Damn I hope so." Ngumo said. >> >> >> >> Over at the Horaki resident: - Aelizzandra: Which resident? The married couple, Hikari, or her sisters? >> "Mom! could you lend me the blonde hair dye?" Hikari bellowed. - Phaeriel: (Hikari's Mother) What are you going to do with it? - Noth: (Hikari) I'm going to dye my friend's hair blonde, so I can style it like Usagi's hair. - Phaeriel: (Hikari's Mother) I'm not giving my dye away for you to use it on stuff related to Sailor Moon!! - Echemnon: Moonies are not going to like that. - Noth: If they couldn't take a little teasing, they probably would have disappeared from the face of the Earth a long time ago. >> Suddenly a young looking woman with short brown hair walked into >> the bathroom carrying the bottle of dye. - Aelizzandra: *blinks* Short brown hair... *figdets nervously* - Phaeriel: *eyes Aelizzandra nervously* You're not thinking the same thing I'm thinking are you? - Aelizzandra: *nervous* Ahh, I hope not... - Echemnon: I can hear the bells of doom tolling, and they are closer this time. >> >> "What are you girls doing in here?" the woman asked. - Noth: (Girl) Well... 'stuff'! *chuckles* >> >> "Nothing Mrs. Horaki." said Akemi. >> >> "You don’t have to call me ‘Mrs. Horaki’ it’s girls night in you >> can call me by my first name Maya. Hikari you can call me mom." >> Maya said playfully. - All: *eyes twitching* M... ma... ma... may... MAYA!? - Echemnon: *pleasently* Hello, my name is disaster, I'll be your host for this evening. - Phaeriel: You know... I don't even want to think what they did to Kaji and Ritsuko... - Noth: Don't then. Maybe it'll go away if we act like it's not there. >> >> "I sure hope he likes this." Akemi said sighing. - Phaeriel: (Kensuke) *cheerfully* Oh, did I forget to mention that the only character in Sailor Moon I actually despise is Usagi? >> >> "You’re doing it for a boy huh what we women won’t do to impress >> others." Maya said sighing. - Noth: *opens mouth to say something but is interrupted by his wife, or rather, his wife's fist against his belly* -GASP!- >> >> "Hikari, Honey I’m Home!" said a loud male voice from the entrance >> of the house. - Noth: Bring me food, woman! - Echemnon: I can hear the bells again... louder this time. - Aelizzandra: (Pen-Pen) Hello, -WARK!- Maya-dear, Hikari! -WARK!- - Phaeriel: ARGH! Don't say stuff like that! The author might hear us! >> >> "Speaking of the devil." Maya said quietly. - Phaeriel: Please let it not be Fuyuutsuki! Please let it not be! >> >> "Daddy!!!" Hikari screeched while jumping up and running out of the >> bathroom. - Aelizzandra: (Hikari) Did you bring me a toy, Daddy? I was a good girl, Daddy! - Phaeriel: Please let it not be Fuyuutsuki! Please let it not be! >> >> "How’s daddy's little girl?" the man asked his daughter. - Phaeriel: Please let it not be Fuyuutsuki! Please let it not be! >> >> "Fine, dad this is my friend Akemi, Akemi this is my dad." Akemi >> said - Aelizzandra: (Akemi) Pleased to meet your father, Akemi. - Echemnon: (Akemi) I was hoping you'd like him, Akemi! - Aelizzandra: (Akemi) Oh, I did, Akemi. - Phaeriel: Please let it not be Fuyuutsuki! Please let it not be! >> >> "Konichi wa." while bowing she could tell by looking at the man >> that he was at least 2 maybe 3 times Maya’s age. She could tell >> specifically by his very gray hair. - Phaeriel: AAAH! Oooh boy! Please let it not be Fuyuutsuki! Please! - Echemnon: I say your chances are slim. >> >> "How was work dear?" Maya asked while walking into the room. - Noth: (Husband) Weird. Some freak ordered fifty-eight Happy Meals. - Phaeriel: Please let it not be Fuyuutsuki! Please let it not be! >> >> "Lousy that asshole Ikari was late again. We came into the meeting >> really late and the committee was ready to eliminate us >> completely." - Noth: (Gendou) I am not late. You are early. - Phaeriel: Oh no! Please let it not be Fuyuutsuki! Please let it n-- >> >> "It’ll be alright my little Kozo-Bear." - Phaeriel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo-- *gasps for air* OOOOOOoo-- - Aelizzandra: Oh come on, Phae, that's enough. - Phaeriel: *enraged* How dare he do that to my Maya!?! - Echemnon: *flatly* _Your_ Maya? - Phaeriel: Err... >> Maya said while taking her husband into a deep kiss completely >> ignoring the teenagers standing in the room. - Noth: (Hikari) Why, look? Isn't the ceiling amazingly white? - Echemnon: (Akemi) I'll say! And look at that big yellow lamp! >> >> "Oh sorry kids." Kozo said meekly. - Phaeriel: I don't want _your_ apologies, I want the author's! >> >> >> >> At the Ikari resident a Very groggy Asuka was falling asleep on >> Shinji. - Noth: (Asuka) Hey, Shinji! I finally found a good use for you! From now on you're my official human-pillow! - Phaeriel: (Shinji) *dryly* Gee, Asuka... thanks! >> >> "Asuka maybe I should walk you home know." Shinji said quietly. - Noth: (Asuka) *whispering* Oooh, I _am_ home! *winks* >> >> "I’m not even sleepy yet." Asuka said yawning. - Aelizzandra: *yawn* Is anybody else getting tired of this fic? - Noth: *sleepy* Hmmm... >> Shinji knew Asuka was real tired when she started using words like 'sleepy'. - Aelizzandra: *sarcasticly* Oh, you mean everyday's English instead of that fan-boy excuse for German? - Noth: I thought the absence of 'Dummkopf' tipped that off. - Aelizzandra: You mean 'Dumpkoff'. - Noth: Oh, right. I forget German's a different language in this universe. - Echemnon: *german accent* You vill cooperhate, von't you? >> >> "I’ll walk you home come on." Shinji said standing up. Asuka >> wearily stood up then fell onto Shinji's chest. - Phaeriel: Promptly throwing Shinji off-balance, who tripped on some books on the floor, falling through the window an-- - Noth: WE KNOW! THE END! - Echemnon: *blinks* What? - Phaeriel: Am I doing it again? - Aelizzandra: (Phaeriel) Definetely. *Phaeriel glares at her* - Echemnon: Anybody care to explain? - Others: Not really. >> >> "Shinji, she said looking up at him, how come you never tried to >> cop a feel off of me?" - Aelizzandra: Two words. Spineless. Wimp. - Echemnon: (Shinji) Umm, well... alright. This has been a secret long enough. You see... people can't... really... touch your skin without being contaminated by this freak infection and... - Phaeriel: *humming The Twilight Zone theme-song* >> >> "WHAT?!?" Shinji screamed. - Aelizzandra: (Asuka) I said-- - Phaeriel: (Shinji) *angrily* I know that! >> Asuka appeared to have been well awakened by her mind dawning to >> this question, or was she just joking? Shinji wasn’t sure. - Echemnon: No one is smart around here, am I right? >> >> "Well, gee Asuka it’s not like you really have a body." Shinji said >> smiling. - Aelizzandra: (Asuka) Prepare... to... die... - Phaeriel: (Ranma) You uncute tomboy! Asuka's built like a brick, your thighs are too thick, can't even kick... - Noth: (Shinji) *cluelessly* Ahn, for some reason I think I just ate my foot or something... >> Asuka then turned away from him and said - Phaeriel: (Asuka) *gleefully* Oh thanks so much Shinji! You just know how to make me feel better about myself and my body! - Noth: I tought was the one that did those kind of jokes. - Phaeriel: No, you're the one that perverts them. >> >> "Oh." She said very monotonely. - Aelizzandra: (Asuka) *deadpan* Shinji, you idiot. >> He saw a tear drop to the floor followed by another one and >> another. - Phaeriel: (Shinji) Hmm, I wonder... could she be, like... crying? *pause* Nah! >> Shinji started to believe that Asuka was not joking. - Echemnon: I would like to point out that this fic's characters IQ, all summed up, doesn't even get close to the twenties. - Phaeriel: Yes, Shinji is not very smart either, is he? We know. >> >> "Asuka I was only kidding, really. You know you have a body. - Noth: (Shinji) Not a good one, but a body nonetheless, right? - Phaeriel: (Shinji) Hey, come on, don't frown. Are you trying to 'pull a Kyoko' on me? Get it? _Pull_ a _Kyoko_? Ah-hah-hahah... sorry. - Echemnon: (Shinji) Err, Asuka, please untie that rope's knot... err, don't jump from that chair Asuka! Asuka! Err... - Aelizzandra: (Shinji) Asuka, you ok? You're looking a bit on the dead side, you know? Asuka!? >> How else could you be the self proclaimed 'most popular girl in >> school' huh?" - Aelizzandra: Gee, let me give you an idea. How about... SHE JUST PROCLAIMED HERSELF THE MOST POPULAR GIRL IN SCHOOL BECAUSE HER EGO IS BIGGER THAN HER EVA!!! *deep breath* Sorry. >> Shinji said trying to redeem himself. - Echemnon: Trying sounds about right, yes. >> >> "Do you think i'm pretty?" Asuka said. >> >> "What?!?" Shinji said - Echemnon: *opens his mouth to say something, but is interrupted* - Noth: Yes! We know! 'Not very smart either, is he?' - Phaeriel: I'm starting to think that reviewing fics really brings out people's annoying habits. - Aelizzandra: Agreed. And that 'I'm pretty?' is wrong, you see, the I has to-- - Phaeriel: See what I mean? - Aelizzandra: *blushing* Sorry. >> >> "Do you?" Asuka once again asked. - Phaeriel: (Shinji) *stuttering* Well, ah, err... you see... hmm... pretty can mean so many things and... err, there are so many levels of beauty... the inner beauty and the outer beauty and... - Noth: I think Phabyannah's boyfriend said something like that. - Aelizzandra: Yeah. But he was talking about the 'physical beauty' and the 'clothing-beauty', whatever that means... >> Shinji nodded slowly while moving his hands around Asuka’s back. - Echemnon: (Shinji) Closer to the edge Asuka, yes... now I'll just move around your back to push y-- I mean, caress your hair, yes... >> Shinji pulled Asuka close to his body in an embrace for almost a >> minute before Asuka pulled out her 3 ton schoolbag and thwacked >> Shinji to the floor. - Phaeriel: (Shinji) *gasping* Good to see you're back to your old self, Asuka... - Aelizzandra: Wait wait wait! Three ton? What does she carry inside her bag? Her Eva? - Noth: Knowing her, she probably doesn't trust NERV to take good care of it, so she just brings it along with her to school. >> >> "That’s for trying to make me go home when i’m not tired Dumpkoff." - Aelizzandra: (Shinji) Why does she keep calling me a mossy suitcase? - Noth: (Asuka) *motions like she's hitting someone* -SMACK!- Hmph! That's for breathing my air, third child! >> Asuka yelled as she walked out the door. Shinji could only look at >> her and rub his head. - Echemnon: Oh look, 'Asuka The Merciful', she actually left at least one of Shinji's eyes and one of his hands unscathed. >> >> >> >> Back at the Suzuhara residence: - Noth: (Ngumo) So Touji, where do I leave these rubber ducks and this bottle of strawberry ice-cream? >> "Touji are you asleep yet?" - Noth: Now, I could say something here... but I'll just leave it alone. For now. >> Ngumo's question was only answered with the most disturbing snore >> on the face of the earth. - Aelizzandra: Oh look dear, someone who's able to imitate your ultimate snoring technique. - Noth: Heeey! >> >> "I figured you were." Ngumo said softly. - Phaeriel: So, why did you ask him, then? - Noth: Because people in this fic aren't very smart. Right, Echemnon? - Echemnon: I can't believe you guys. I mean, I used one little joke once an-- - Others: Once!? >> He decided to also go to sleep. But his dreams had about the same >> disturbment factor as Touji’s snore. - Phaeriel: (Ngumo) *mumbling* Kaoru Nagisa... EvaLeSs marathon... >> He was never so happy to see the morning for two reasons: 1) He >> could see Rei and 2) He didn’t have to go back to sleep. - Noth: Wow! What intelligence! I'm telling you, this kid is gold! >> >> >> >> Over at the Hikari’s: "I’ll get dressed first okay Hikari." said >> Akemi. - Noth: *smirks* (Akemi) Are these my panties or yours? - Aelizzandra: You never change, do you, pervert? - Noth: *playfully* No. I don't. And by the way, are you going to accept my proposal to invite one of your fairy friends to-- - Aelizzandra: NO. *blinks, then grins evilly* Wait... now that you mention it, I could maybe call Phabyann- - Noth: NO! Absolutely _not_! Forget about it. - Aelizzandra: *smirking* If you say so. >> >> "Cool, I get more time to sleep." Hikari say groggily. Hikari >> drifts back in to her dreams for the future day when suddenly - Noth: An Angel appeared. - Aelizzandra: Thirteen ninja broke into the apartment. - Echemnon: Two words. Giga Slave. - Phaeriel: A rat crawled out of its hole, scaring Hikari and giving her a heart attack. It caused a diplomatic incident between the Humans and Rats, who went into a global-scale nuclear war that destroyed the whole world. The End. >> >> "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!", a scream is heard from the bathroom. >> Hikari falls out of her bed. >> >> "What the hell’s the matter with you Akemi!" Hikari screams as >> running towards the bathroom. - Aelizzandra: (Hikari) *wide-eyed* Akemi... you ears are pointy! - Phaeriel: (Akemi) *solemnly* That's not all.. I have four nipples! - Aelizzandra: (Hikari) Oh no... - Phaeriel: (Akemi) Yes... I'm an elf. - Noth: Hey! You and Solann explained it to her, but not to me!? - Echemnon: *crack up laughing* An elf!? BWAHAHAHAHAH! - Noth: _He_ knows already? And he just got here!? - Echemnon: *chuckles* I already knew about that one... >> >> "Some of the dye wasn’t dry in the front and it dripped onto my >> school clothes." Akemi said sadly. - Echemnon: (Akemi) What a waste of dye... >> >> "Is THAT all? Hikari asked wondrously. The only thing that went >> through Akemi’s mind was a SD Kensuke laughing at a SD form of >> herself with blonde hair and purple bangs. - Noth: That reminds me of Karekano... - Phaeriel: Aaah, no. Not enough 'Arimaaa, Arimaaa, Arimaaa...' to be Karekano. >> >> "Don’t worry Kemi i’ll just slide the bang back into the two >> balls. - Noth: *grinning from ear to ear* There are so many innuendoes in this fic, I can die a happy man. - Phaeriel: On the other hand, there are so many OOCness, lack of plot, grammar, not to mention 'pop-gimmicks', that ultimately, you die miserably. >> This way no one won’t even notice it." Hikari said. - Echemnon: Later at school... - Noth: (Student) Hey, look! Akemi's hair is dyed! - Aelizzandra: (Student) *giggling* Oh look! The dye seems to have dripped on her school uniform! - Phaeriel: (Student) Hah! That slob! - Echemnon: (Kensuke) *solemnly* I'm sorry Akemi... but I just can't be seen with a girl wearing a stained uniform. >> >> "But, what will I do about my uniform. This is the only one they >> would accept at our school." Akemi whined. - Aelizzandra: Ever heard of stopping by your house to get another? >> >> "You can wear one of mine." Hikari proudly said. - Noth: (Hikari) *proudly* They're made of the finest tissues, the sleeves embroidered with gold, and this fist-sized brooch is actually a diamond! >> >> "I'll probably just stretch it all out." Akemi said slyly. After a >> short pause... - Echemnon: (Ranma) *flatly* Flat-chest. >> >> "Oh, SHIT!, Hikari screamed, I was supposed to meet Touji early >> today and now I might be late for school altogether. - All: *dramatically* Oh, God!! No! Oh, the humanity!!! >> Outta my way Kemi!" Hikari screamed while shoving Akemi out of the >> bathroom - Phaeriel: Through the window, down the apartment, straight into the pavement. The End. - Aelizzandra: You don't get tired of that? - Phaeriel: Nope. >> and into the hallway. >> >> >> >> The two girls were running to school at a speed that was >> unbelievable. - Phaeriel: (Ranma) Kachuu Tenshin Amaguriken Revised! Supersonic Running to School Technique! >> Hikari was ignoring every single law that is set for a pedestrian. - Aelizzandra: Which one of the two 'laws' pedestrians everywhere break every single day? - Noth: I think they actually obey them in Japan. >> >> "Shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh SHIT!, We are going to be late!" - Phaeriel: It would seem changing Akemi's hairdo into Usagi's was a bad idea after all. Sailor Moon's personality is already rubbing off on everyone that gets close to her. >> Hikari yelled while panting and running up the hill to their >> school. - Echemnon: Where is their school? On top of Mount Fuji? >> Akemi only gave the class rep a look of shock never hearing her >> being so vulgar. - Aelizzandra: (Akemi) *pompous* Oh Hikari, where are your manners? - Noth: (Hikari) Shoved up your -bleep!-, mother -bleep!-'er! >> Asuka and Shinji saw two blonde ponytails and a swerve of light >> blue whiz by them and into the school door. - Phaeriel: (Shinji) Hey look! There goes Akemi's hairdo! - Echemnon: (Asuka) Oh, and isn't that Hikari's uniform running after Akemi's hair? >> Shinji was knocked down by the whiz of wind. - Phaeriel: Asuka was sliced and diced by the two blonde pony-- - Others: THE END! >> >> "You are such a megadork." - All: (Power Rangers) *doing silly poses* Friends, it's time! Let's call Mega-Dork! >> Asuka screamed at him. - Phaeriel: So, what's new? >> Hikari ran into the classroom - Phaeriel: (Hikari) *mimics hitting against an invisible wall* Ouch! Now where is that door? It was right here just the other day... >> over to a very upset looking Touji and gave him an apologetic kiss >> no one thought would be done in school. - Phaeriel: (Student) Oh my god! You saw that? She _kissed_ him! - Noth: (Student) A _kiss_? Oh no! And to think she's our class rep. - Echemnon: (Student) Eeeew! A kiss? I mean, hugging is still ok, even though it's way too straight-forward to me... but a kiss!? - Aelizzandra: (Student) Did you see it? I think she used her tongue! >> She did it until the bell rang. 5 minutes. - Echemnon: *holding nose* Don't breath, Touji! >> She then said her class rules in a very satisfied tone of voice. - Noth: I'm not going to touch that even with a seven-foot pole. >> Aoki was staring at Ngumo who was staring at Rei. Ngumo was staring >> at Rei and wondering - Phaeriel: What's with all that staring? >> if she really did stuff like in his dream. - Noth: You know, I'm not going to touch that even with a eight-foot pole... >> He thought to himself how the prospect of his dream was not such a >> bad idea. - Phaeriel: (Ngumo) How is it spelled again? Menage... - Noth: I'm not touching that with a nine-foot pole, I should probably hit you with one, though. - Aelizzandra: You suggested that only some time ago. - Noth: That's before I knew you were going to call Phabyannah! >> It even started to... drop, drop after one another the drops of >> blood came out of his nose he covered it up and pulled a tissue out >> of his bookbag quickly before anyone noticed. - Echemnon: You're inside a classroom, filled with bored students, all eager to gossip about something. What are the odds? - Phaeriel: (Ritsuko) The odds are of 0.0000000001%, some call it 09-System. >> Aoki was a very perceptive young man though and saw it, he growled >> to himself wondering what the hell Ngumo could be thinking - Noth: I'll give you a hint... - Aelizzandra: Don't you dare! - Noth: Spoilsport! >> to himself that would arouse him during one of Professor >> Katsuragi’s tedious lessons on geometry. - Noth: (Misato) So, students, what are the uses for a compass? - Echemnon: (Student) *raising his hand* Well, I saw my father with one once... he and my moth-- - Noth: (Misato) *clears throat* Err, next question... - Phaeriel: (Student) *also raising his hand* Is it true that Geometry is present in many ancient tomes of knowledge, like the Kama-Su--? - Noth: (Misato) *nervously* Well, I think that's enough Geometry for today, how about some English, then? - Aelizzandra: *holding her head* I'm surrounded by perverts... - Echemnon and Phaeriel: We're not like Noth! - Noth: HEY! >> The bell rang for lunch and Hikari gave her orders for lunch >> dismissal. - Phaeriel: (Hikari) You have the right to get one grain of rice, one quarter of a full sushi and two spoons of orange juice. Ignoring these simple rules will result in a few hours inside the 're-education' center! >> Shinji, Asuka, Ngumo, Rei, Touji, Hikari, Kensuke and Akemi sat at >> one table. - Phaeriel: That's one big table. And no chairs at that. >> Again Aoki looked on to see Rei’s hand dangerously close to Ngumo’s >> butt. - Noth: (Aoki) Hey you harridan! Lay off him! That butt's my property! >> >> "Whore." Aoki thought to himself before he walked away to sit under >> the only tree in the yard. - Phaeriel: That's a cheap school you know. No chairs accompanying the tables, no trees... >> The tree where him and Ngumo used to have lunch before his tall >> friend started hanging out with the three stooges. - Noth: (Moe) Heloooooooo! - Phaeriel: (Larry) Heloooooooo! - Echemnon: (Joe) Heloooooooo! - Aelizzandra: (Ngumo) Hello-oh! *waves* >> >> "So when does the train leave?" Shinji asked inquisitively. - Aelizzandra: *blink-blinks* 'Asked inquisitevely'? Hello, is there any other way to ask something?! What are y--? - Noth: Lizza, remember that bit about nitpicking? Guess. - Aelizzandra: *sighs* Sorry. >> >> "At 1:30 or 3:00." - Phaeriel: That helps a lot. - Echemnon: They're still making up their minds... >> >> "And when does the concert start?" asked Asuka. - Phaeriel: (Hikari) Somewhere between 12:00 AM and 12:00 PM. >> >> "At 7:30, Hikari informed, Does everyone have their train money and >> notes from their parents?" - Noth: (Ngumo) *blinks* Money? - Echemnon: (Akemi) *blinks* Notes? - Phaeriel: (Rei) *blinks* Parents? >> >> "Hai!" everyone screamed simultaneously. - Aelizzandra: (Hikari) I'm not deaf, you know. >> >> "Fine then i’ll give these to Professor Katsuragi and we can all >> leave after lunch." Hikari explained. After everyone decided who >> will pick up who and everything the 8 friends departed from the >> table. Ngumo walked over to Aoki. - Noth: (Ngumo) Goodbye homosexuality, hello heterosexuality! >> >> "You no - Phaeriel: (Tarzan) Me, yes. >> you really screw your features when you look so upset." Ngumo said >> jokingly. - Phaeriel: (Ngumo) Not that your features would look good either way, but... er, that wasn't the right thing to say, was it? >> >> "Ngumo no BAKA!" Aoki screamed at Ngumo. - Phaeriel: If he mallets Ngumo away, I'm getting out of here. >> >> "What’s wrong with you?" Ngumo asked still in shock. - All: *everyone looks at each other, then nod* (Aoki) I'm stuck in a crappy fanfic! Somebody!! Help!!! >> >> "You didn’t even try to get me invited i’m sure one of the girls >> would have liked to go with me." Aoki said sadly. - Echemnon: (Ngumo) But would _you_ have liked to go with one of them? >> >> "But Aoki you don’t like girls." Ngumo said slyly. - Echemnon: My point exactly, you're just trying to keep Ngumo around, to prevent Rei from being his, 'last chance at heterosexuality'. >> >> "You know what, Whatever! Go ahead and have major fun with the >> blue-haired girl." Aoki shot back. - Phaeriel: (Ngumo) I knew you could understand, I'm so proud of you! >> >> "Ngumo COME AWN!" Touji shouted. - Aelizzandra: *eyes twitching* Come... 'AWN'?! - Noth: Lizza... - Aelizzandra: Yeah, I know... just relax... just relax... just relax. >> >> "I’m real sorry Furisawa, we’ll go to the movies tomorrow when i’m >> done with my homework, i’ll pay. - Phaeriel: (Aoki) *sarcastically* Oh, gee, thanks Ngumo, you're a life saver, man. >> Hey, try not to look so pissed dickface." Ngumo said kindly. - Aelizzandra: I don't think there is a way to say 'dickface' kindly. >> >> "See ya!" Ngumo screamed while running away with Touji. - Echemnon: *deadpan* How romantic... >> >> "You’re a real homo, you know that?" Touji said jokingly to Ngumo. - Noth: (Ngumo) Why thank you, Touji. >> Ngumo’s only response was only a soft - Phaeriel: Punch in Touji's face? >> >> "Hmm?". - Phaeriel: Oh. >> Back at the tree: Aoki sighs in utter delight as the bell >> rings for gym. - Phaeriel: (Aoki) *happily* Oh goolly! Time to do fifty push-ups and run twenty laps around school! >> >> "Ngumo, I love you" Aoki said while changing. - All: AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! - Aelizzandra: I think I'm going to cry. - Phaeriel: I think I'll just die. - Echemnon: I'll cry for now, I'll die later. - Noth: Oh, come on. It wasn't _that_ bad. - Others: It _was_. - Noth: You're right. >> >> >> >> Ending Song: To the Moon and Back by Savage Garden >> *************************************************************** - Phaeriel: Press mute, Noth, quick! I'm going deaf! - Noth: Will do. [The television goes silent.] - Noth: Done. >> >> Ending Comments: The next one is on the way and it’ll deal more >> with some of the other characters. - Aelizzandra: _What_ 'other' characters!? - Echemnon: We probably do not want to know until the next part. - Noth: *winces* Probably not even during the next part, either. >> My E-mail address is - Phaeriel: Target-practice for your flame-mail. >> www.kaorunagisa@yahoo.com. - Noth: I still don't get the WWW in that thing... - Phaeriel: That's one of the universe's greatest mysteries, like the famous 'what came first, the keg or the kitchen?' riddle. - Aelizzandra: *blinks* That's 'egg' and 'chicken'. - Phaeriel: *scratching his head* Sorry, I'm not that familiar with human culture nowadays. >> Fan mail appreciated. Flames will be read, examined and used for >> future ideas. - Echemnon: *grinning evilly* Oooh, shall we enlighten him with possible plot ideas and plot-devices? - Phaeriel: *grinning from ear-to-ear* I say we help the lad. - Noth: *trying to contain his laughter* Because we're such nice people, right? - Aelizzandra: *smirks* Of course. My mail account or one of yours? - Echemnon: I say all of them. - Others: *rubbing their hands gleefully* >> >> Next Ep: Oh, Cursed Tunnel of Lost Love! Let My Love be Forever >> pt.2 The trip their still has some more wacky hijinks to come - Phaeriel: "EvaLeSs. Where wacky hijinks can't stop a great romance!" - Aelizzandra: "The story of a boy, a boy, and the drunks who live to interfere!" - Noth: "Where sex, tunes, popularity, whatev are the spice of life!" - Echemnon: If anyone gets that, we shall give them a Ngumo plushy. That is, if they want one. >> and that disturbing act has not yet been committed in the male >> locker room yet. - Noth: Thank God. >> Also in the next episode is the premiere of best character of the >> series. - All: Pen-Pen! - Phaeriel: *bored* Gee, the author's nickname is Kaoru Nagisa... I wonder who he considers to be the best character... - Echemnon: So, the heavenly version of Aoki is showing up in the next part? - Phaeriel: I told you a thousand times that Tabris is not-- - Echemnon: Not into women, no need to tell me another time, I know. - Phaeriel: Goddamn you, Echemnon! I'm-- - Echemnon: An Angel, yes I know. And an angel for _four thousand_ years. Won't you like, ever get promoted? I mean, I know a Seraph almost the same age, that's three full ranks above you an-- - Phaeriel: Metatron doesn't count, he was favoured by the higher-ups even back then, when he was human. And I just talked to Raphael today. I'm working on it. >> More teenage angst’s full speed ahead on the next installment of >> Evaless: Sex, Tunes, Popularity, Whatev! - Noth: Enough of that, right? You guys don't want to watch the preview for the next part, right? - Others: NO. - Noth: Okay, then, now where's that remote? *starts searching for the TV's remote control under the cushions* >> >> Copyright Stuff: Still the same from the first episode. - Phaeriel: Read, I'm incredibly lazy and don't want to be bothered into writing 'Evangelion's property of Gainax, don't sue me...' again. - Noth: Found it! *stands up with the control in hand* - Others: Finally. [Noth presses the Power button on the remote control, and the TV screen goes black] - Echemnon: *shaking head, in pure disbelief* That... was bad... oh so very bad. I was right. I _do_ regret coming here. A lot. - Noth: Well, it wasn't that bad, was it? Phaeriel? Lizza? - Phaeriel and Aelizzandra: -GLARE!- - Noth: Fine. *turns to Echemnon* What're you doing with that? - Echemnon: Geez, can't a guy look at a remote control? - Noth: Yeah, I was just curious. S'ok! - Echemnon: Great. Hey, what's this SAP button? -Click!- - Noth: Ich weiss das nicht. *blinks* Ach! - Aelizzandra: Echemnon, was hast du getan?! - Echemnon: Ich weiss nicht! Warum sprechen wir auf Deutsch? - Phaeriel: Echemnon, du Dummkopf! Jetzt wir sprechen wie Asuka! - Noth: Bitte sei still, Phaeriel. Lass den Echemnon das reparieren. Kannst du, Echemnon? - Echemnon: *fussing with the remote* Ich kann doch! Ein Moment. - Aelizzandra: *irritated* Deutsch gefaellt mir gar nicht! Reparieren Sie das denn, Echemnon! - Echemnon: Ein Moment, bitte! Ich bin nicht der Flash! -Click!- I'm telling you, you push me too... hey! It worked! - Noth: Finally. I'm getting rid of that remote. It freaks me out. - Echemnon: Weird, though. I wonder if I press the mute button it-- - Noth: ... - Aelizzandra: ? - Phaeriel: !? - Echemnon: !! - Noth: !?! - Aelizzandra: !!! - Phaeriel: *sighs* ... - Echemnon: -Click!- There! This is really weird. - Phaeriel: You know, I'm leaving before this remote does more damage. - Aelizzandra: It's about time we call it a day, then. Let me just do the Riff-O-Meter. *stands up and walks over the TV, checking the score on a little device attached on it's side* - Phaeriel: Fine. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -==| RIFF-O-METER |==- Phaeriel: 203 (32%) Noth: 169 (26%) Aelizzandra: 142 (22%) Echemnon: 123 (20%) Grand Total: 637 * * * And this MSTing's 'Blabbermouth Award' goes to: Phaeriel, with 203 useless lines. * * * - Phaeriel: Breaking the Two-Hundred-Riffs-Barrier. - Aelizzandra: I never knew there was such a barrier. - Noth: There isn't. - Echemnon: Yeah Phae, and you get a medal. - Phaeriel: Really!? - Echemnon: Why, yes! *chuckles* - Noth: Oh so innocent. Oh so stupid. - Phaeriel: Hah. Hah. Anyway, I'm off. [Aelizzandra runs off to the kitchen.] - Aelizzandra: *from kitchen* Wait! - Phaeriel: What is it? [Aelizzandra runs back in.] - Aelizzandra: Take this! *hands something to Phaeriel* - Phaeriel: What's this?! - Aelizzandra: That's the Blabbermouth Award. - Phaeriel: *looks it over* A pineapple? - Aelizzandra: *nodding, smiling cheerfully* Uh-huh! Notice the a red bow around it's crown? - Phaeriel: *blinks* I... yeah. You know... you really have a weird sense of humor, Liz. - Aelizzandra: *grins* Yep. Now _OFF_ with you two! - Echemnon: Hmm? Already. - Aelizzandra: *stern voice, still grinning* I said... OUT! - Phaeriel: *smirks* No you didn't, you said 'OFF'. - Aelizzandra: *glares with the eyes of someone about to have a temper tantrum* Grrr. - Phaeriel: Uh... I meant... - Echemnon: Fine. Fine. See you later, peeps! [Aelizzandra opens the door, the visitors walk out hurriedly.] - Noth: So now what? *grows taller and less bulkier, as he shifts into the human form of John Cole* - Aelizzandra: I guess we wrap this up and go to sleep. - Noth: *grins* Aw. No fun tonight? - Aelizzandra: *stunned* ... [Cut to aerial view of city.] A large resounding 'WHAT?!' is heard. [Cut to Siberia.] An ice bridge breaks down, and an old villager scratches his head. - Old Villager: Hmmm. Must be the greenhouse effect. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Fae MSTings! * QUESTIONS? * COMMENTS? * COMPLAINTS? * FLAMES? * DEATH-THREATS? - fae_mst@yahoo.com - http://www.angelfire.com/zine/fae/ The Riffers: [Mythical Character - Human Character - OOC Alias] Noth - John Cole - Gammabaldi Solann - Jason Quinn - Rune Daemion Phaeriel - Ryuusuke Tenryuu - Tabris Seventeenth Aelizzandra - Alexandra Cole - (Asuka) Go ask wonder-girl! Echemnon - Yuri Ivanov - (Rei) I suggest you ask the Second. Due to 'technical difficulties', Solann is on a temporary leave. He is coming back soon. Hmmm... let us rephrase that. We are 'expecting' him to be back soon. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >> "It'll be major fun, I just hope it won't get to boring."