"Attack of the Full-Moon Fiend" Chapter 3 By Wesley Reece, MSTed by Alan / I.N.T.O. (I'm Not The Otaking) For disclaimers, please see the end of this document. Reach me for C&C at ! If you didn't know already, this chapter contains several explicit sex scenes. Not recommended for the faint of stomach... -- On the Satellite of Love's bridge, Mike stood, dressed almost entirely in black, and wielding a long whip with nine tails on it. "Bwa ha ha!" he laughed villainously, then screamed, "I am the Gibbous-Moon Fiend! I shall whip you insolent Sailors into submission, and then perform uNsPeAkAbLe AcTs on you! Come, my pretties!" A moment later, Crow "walked" on, clad in Sailor Mercury's uniform. "Oh, no!" the bot said in a falsetto voice, "I am about have bad things done on me. Whatever shall I do?" Walking in rapid circles, the bot threw his hands in the air. "Waaah!" Tom wailed, as he approached his underacting cosplay counterparts, "In the name of the moon, you will punish me, and I don't have a thing to wear!" Suddenly dropping his Sailor Moon voice, Tom quietly asked, "Pretty convincing, huh?" Sneering at the two bots, Mike threw his oversized whip over his shoulder, and lashed it out at the bots, trying to lasso them. He missed. Just then, Gypsy walked in, clad in Rini's outfit, complete with pink hair. "No, no, no!" she said loudly, "You musn't, you musn't. Now put that whip down, Fiend!" Cowering and sniffling, Mike put his "cat o' nine tails" down. "Oh, OK," he said as a pathetic-sounding Fiend, "I'll go back to helping you Sailors out. But can't I have my lemon scene?" He rubbed a crocodile tear from his face. "Oh... I wouldn't worry about that," said the unseen voice of Dr. Forrester, "You've got one more part to go, and you *don't* want to miss this one! Nya ha ha..." His voice faded away as Mike and the bots quickly shed their costumes. There was a moment's pause, and the fanfic sign came on at full volume. Looking up, Mike said, "Oh, we got lemon sign!" and ran towards the theater, bots in hand... -- > <<<<<>>>>> > starring in > Attack of the Full-Moon Fiend, Part 3 > Midnight Madness CROW: Twelve hour sale on *lemons*! > a piece of Fan Fiction > Written by Wesley Reece > a.k.a. Bowser_DaHound or Bad Boy Bowser > >LEGAL STUFF: If you read Part 1, you know all the necessary copyright >information. Just forget this part and get to the story. > >PROLOGUE: by Bad Boy Bowser d::-) >-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= > *****WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!***** MIKE: This fanfic will self-destruct in ten seconds. >This story contains material that is inappropriate for minors to be >reading. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT read this file if (1), you are >under the age of 18, (2), you can't tell fantasy from real life, CROW: Reality? Duh, what's that? >(3), >Big Brother thinks you can't make your own decisions, TOM: Commie pigs make my decisions for me. >or (4), any >combination of the above. That being said, you can no longer hold me >responsible if you are reading this unlawfully and you get caught, for >you have been duly warned. That being said, if you do not meet any >of the above criteria, then be my guest and read on! MIKE: (author) Just don't say I didn't warn you... CROW: Be our guest! Put our fanservice to the test! MIKE: Too early, Crow. > >-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= > >(FADE IN: INT., AN EMPTY BUILDING) > >(Full-Moon Fiend and his captives fade into view. Fiend is still >holding his weapon over his head, and the others are still out cold.) TOM: Oh, gross! Someone left Sailor Mars in the freezer. >Fiend: Cat-o-9-tails release! (The captives are freed.) Full-Moon >Magic! Weapon revert! (His weapon changes back into a staff. He >then opens a door, taking out five chairs. He carries them into the >middle of the room and sets them down. Afterwards, he pulls on a >chain, opening another door, which reveals five more Benalish Heroes. MIKE: Though why we'd need to know that, I don't have the faintest... >Each is carrying a length of rope and a handkerchief. He points to >his captives.) I want them bound and gagged. (They carry out his >orders. He reaches into his inside jacket pocket CROW: Now I feel sick. TOM: You're not the only one... >and pulls out five black fans. CROW: Oh. >After a moment, he sends them flying, each one finding >its mark by hitting a captive. He places his hands to his head and >sends a telepathic message.) I mean you no harm. TOM: So why the hell did he just throw fans at them?? >I actually have >come to help you. In order to carry out my mission, you must work >with me. Please ask me no questions. MIKE: (Fiend) And I'll tell you no lies. Heh heh heh! >I must create an illusion that >you are completely under my control. (He then waves his right hand >over the captives, causing the black fan which hit Sailor Mercury to >vanish. He unties her bonds.) So, you shall be first? CROW: No! Who's on first. >Mercury: Yes, sir. >Fiend: Good. (He reaches into his pocket and procures a Swiss army >knife. Using the scissors attachment, he cuts a slit down the front >of her costume to about halfway down. TOM: To make a lemon... you've gotta peel a couple of Sailors. MIKE: Above-average riff. >He then signals for her to bend >over in front of him, which she does. When she does, he cuts out the >crotch of her panties, also cutting the waistband in the process. CROW: Dang, he's handy with a knife! >He >then stands up, pulls off her panties, and signals for her to stand >up with him, which she does. Then, she kisses him full on the lips.) MIKE: (Mercury) Must... obey... self-insertion... >Mercury: (Pulling away.) Now what? TOM: Yeah, where *did* the script go? >Fiend: (Thinks for a moment.) Just a moment, and I'll tell you. (He >then tears open the front of her outfit, pulling her arms through the >sleeves as he does so. He then pulls his shoes and socks off.) Play >with yourself for me. (He removes his pants, along with his boxers.) >Oh, and from now on, refer to me as "Sir". CROW: Even though Fiend's wearing a bra! MIKE: Crow... >Mercury: Yes, sir. >Fiend: That's better. You may begin. >(At that point, Sailor Mercury begins fondling her ample breasts, >while Full-Moon Fiend starts a slow jackoff. TOM: We're just getting warmed up with this lemon. MIKE: Et tu, Tom? >After a moment or two of >this, he motions for her to lean over towards him, which she does. He >then begins nursing on her right tit, MIKE: Maternal tendencies in "Sailor Moon" villains... next on Springer. >while she plays with her left >tit with her left hand, at the same time masturbating herself with her >right hand. Meanwhile, Full-Moon Fiend has been masturbating himself, >but soon, he feels a wad building up inside his balls. TOM: The hell? CROW: I'd guess early signs of prostate cancer. >So he motions >for Sailor Mercury to lay down on the floor, positioning her face and >chest in line with his cock head. Soon after she lays down, her back >arches as her body explodes in orgasm. At the same time, his toes >curl as he ejaculates, spewing his seed all over her face and tits.) TOM: Sowing the seeds of love... Ack! I'll never think of that song the same way again. >Fiend: Now you get to watch as I have my way with your friends. (He >waves his hand over her body, causing her outfit to mend itself. MIKE: Omnipotence in self-insertions now allows them to do instant sewing! >He then rebinds her hands. After he does so, he waves his hand over the >rest of the group, causing the fans which hit Sailors Mars and Venus >to vanish. He undoes their ties and performs the same ritual on their >clothes that he did on Sailor Mercury's.) I want you to perform oral >sex on each other. CROW: (Fiend) And then... hee hee... take your clothes off... and - bwa ha ha! - transform yourselves into hermaphrodites... huh huh... MIKE & TOM: Crow, that's just plain wrong. >Mars @ Venus: Yes, sir. >(At this point, they situate themselves for a 69. At Fiend's signal, >they begin licking each other's privates at a furious pace. Every >once in a while, one of them moans. Meanwhile, Fiend has started >masturbating again, but his dick was soft from the first come, so he >only manages to get it hard before the girls reach their simultaneous >orgasms. TOM: Disappointing, isn't he, Crow? CROW: Oh, definitely-- hey, are you accusing me of being a pervert? >After they finish, Fiend performs the same after act rite >that he did with Sailor Mercury. He then waves his hand once again, >causing the last two fans to vanish. Fiend goes through the same before >act process that he did the first two times.) >Fiend: I want you two to play with each other, with Sailor Jupiter on >top. >Moon @ Jupiter: Yes, sir. MIKE: They'd better be drugged-out or brainwashed... how else would they do a Sailor sex sandwich? TOM: Oh, you'd be surprised! >(They position themselves as Fiend has ordered and begin playing with >each other. Meanwhile, Fiend has moved behind Sailor Jupiter's pretty >little derriere, pointing his cock at her tight little butthole. He >spits on his hand and wets his dick. Then he begins to penetrate, >causing Sailor Jupiter to moan loudly. He then starts pumping back >and forth, procuring more moans from Sailor Jupiter. Suddenly, he >pulls out and shoots a second load all over Jupiter's ass, CROW: Shop-Mart employees... we need a cleanup in Aisle 4. >while, at the same time, Sailors Moon and Jupiter both reach massive >orgasms. He mends their outfits and rebinds their hands, afterwards >taking them to where Sailors Mercury, Mars, and Venus are located. He >then places two fingers to each of their heads, putting each one to >sleep.) >Fiend: (After doing this to all five) May you wake up after I leave >with no memory of what has happened. (Full-Moon Fiend vanishes.) > >(ORB SCENE SHIFT: INT., NEGAVERSE SKYBASE OVER TOKYO) > >(Full-Moon Fiend phases into view.) TOM: Rapidly approaching... pun overload... (His head starts smoking.) MIKE: Calm down, Servo. The author's trying to lighten up the mood. > >Fiend: I am done with the Sailor Senshi. You may go finish them off >now. >Catsy: Good! (She and Rubeus disappear.) CROW: Cue orgy scene number two! MIKE: I'd say something, but you're probably right. > >(ORB SCENE SHIFT: INT., THE EMPTY BUILDING) > >(Catsy and Rubeus phase into view.) > >Catsy: This is so perfect! >Rubeus: The wise man will be pleased to hear about this. (They begin >approaching the Sailor Senshi.) >Jupiter: This doesn't look good you guys. >Moon: I wish Tuxedo Mask was here. >(When Sailor Moon finishes her line, a white fan with a crescent moon >on it pierces the ground in front of Rubeus and Catsy. It vanishes, >and a young man appears in its place. He looks just like the >Full-Moon Fiend, but his jacket, helmet, shirt, and pants are white. >This is the Midnight Rider. TOM: Not to be confused with Dex. MIKE: If he's a "rider," what's he riding? One of those pegasi? >He throws a fan, cutting the Sailor Senshi's binds.) >Rider: Sailor Senshi! Know now that you have another ally in your >fight against the NegaMoon! (He vanishes, leaving a packet in Catsy's >hand.) >Rubeus: Man, I don't like these odds. I'm outta here! (Jumps up and >vanishes.) >Catsy: Hey! Wait for me! (Follows Rubeus' lead.) TOM: Yes, run away, you silly Nega-folk! >(ORB SCENE SHIFT: INT., NEGAVERSE SKYBASE OVER TOKYO) > >(Rubeus and Catsy reappear.) >Rubeus: What in the world was THAT all about? (Wipes his brow.) >Catsy: Maybe this has a clue inside. (Holds up the packet.) CROW: "You have been betrayed by the Full-Moon Fiend. Thank you for my week of employment. Now may I have my last paycheck?" >Rubeus: Well, OPEN IT, already! >(Catsy opens the packet and removes the card inside. They both look >at it and face-fault. At this point, cut to a close-up of the card >as they read it.) >Rubeus: You've been had... >Catsy: ...by the Midnight Rider! >Both: Arrrrrrrgh! (Fade to black.) > >(FADE IN: CHERRY HILL TEMPLE, SUNSET) > >(The entire gang is sitting on the front steps.) >Darian: So, let me get this straight. You were losing a fight to some >Nega-creep. >Mina: Right. TOM: (Mina) And then the most *unbelievable* thing happened! >Luna: But then, things go blank. >Serena: Yes. >Rini: The next thing you remember is being attacked by Rubeus and >Catsy. MIKE: (Rini) God, I'm happy I missed that scene! >Lita: Correct. >Artemis: And someone you've never seen before came to save you? >Amy: Affirmative. Strange, don't you think? >Darian: Yeah. Very strange. >Rei: You know something, guys. Today has not been normal, has it? >(The others shake their heads "No".) Now I'm having this feeling. I >don't know where it came from, but, somehow, I've got a feeling that >we will see him again. TOM: The vagueness quotient is rising! > >(TIARA SCENE SHIFT: THE SIDEWALK IN FRONT OF THE TEMPLE) > >(We see Adrian leaning on his car at the bottom of the steps.) > >Adrian: Somehow, I've got a feeling she's right. (He enters his car >and drives off.) > >(TIARA SCENE SHIFT: ADRIAN'S DEN, LATER THAT DAY) > >(Adrian and his informant are 3-D chatting.) MIKE: %You have entered channel #selfinsertion% TOM: %clueless_adrian: duh guys do i have ??two forms?? CROW: %person: dunno maybe itz cuz u r a s i% MIKE: %SAILORMOON: HEY R U TALKING BOUT FULLMOON FIEND% TOM: %clueless_adrian: ???yeah whutz it 2 u???% MIKE: %SAILORMOON: WELL U RAPED ME & MY FRINDS & NOW IN THE NAME OF THE MOON I WILL PUNISH U!!!!!!!!!!% CROW: Suddenly, I like that idea... > >Adrian: Phase 2 is completed. >Person: Well done, Adrian. >Adrian: Do you have any more information for me? >Person: Yes. On a dark day in the world of martial arts, the seeds >will be set for the final battle between you and the NegaMoon. Now, >do you have the NegaMoon Crystal? >Adrian: Yes. (Takes it out of his pocket.) TOM: No! *Don't* remind us of the masturbation scene! Augghh! (His head explodes.) CROW: Shop-Mart employees, *cleanup in Aisle 4*! Now! >Person: Destroy it now. >Adrian: Yes, sir! (Takes the Crystal and smashes it. After he does >so, fade to the pink screen with the moons and stars, leaving the >remains of the crystal visible.) > > <<<<>>>> > >CLOSING NOTES: I hope you have enjoyed this trip into the world of >Sailor Moon. It is my favorite anime, simply because CROW: I like screwing-- MIKE: Don't bother, Crow. >it is the only one that I can watch on TV. MIKE: We gotta get this guy hooked on "Pokemon." CROW: No one's written a lemon about that yet, have they? MIKE: No. And stop thinking about it. >Come to think of it, something that I think would be cool is if there >was such a thing as a SenshiMUCK. My character would be Adrian, the >same MIKE: ...little freak... CROW: ...sick bugger... >one that I introduced in these >three stories. As of the time that this story was completed, I did >not have an E-mail address, so there is no way you can reach me via >E-mail. I will keep you posted in future Closing Notes segments. >So, until then, sayonara. d::-) MIKE: We are done with this! I'm going to take Tom with me, Crow. Let's get him repaired just in case Dr. Forrester finds a new chapter... CROW: Aye aye captain! (They leave the darkened theater together.) -- Mike and the bots returned to the Satellite's bridge. Setting Tom's body down on a metallic table, Mike said to Crow, "Looks like we'll have to do some surgery. Hand me the scalpel... oh, and get Nurse Gypsy." After eagerly saying, "Aye-aye, Doctor Mike!" Crow left the room to find the Satellite's blue navigator. Inspecting the damage done to Servo's head, Mike said, "Well... I can say that it's not too serious. There've been worse scenes that we've endured... and... why do I feel like I'm being watched?" he asked, looking about the room for some sign of the ever-prying Dr. Forrester. "Oh, I'm *always* watching you, Nelson," said Forrester's voice, emerging from the black video screen, "But I've been getting some evil ideas lately. I thought I might introduce you to some... more unusual material." The evil doctor chuckled... well, evilly. Looking back at the screen, Mike walked over and turned the small video screen on. Unfortunately, all it showed was a repeated broadcast of "The Honeymooners." Frowning, he shut it off and said, "What's your plan now? Are you going to show us something by Oceanus? Maybe a Thinker fic? Gonterman? Or are you gonna attempt another Oscar resurrection?" "Hardly," Dr. Forrester said loudly, "I've found a new source of evil. Perhaps you've heard of Ken Arromdee... Chris Davies... Happosai of "Aikan Muyo" fame... and that ever-popular Richard Lawson? Well, I'll send *their* fanfics to you... and I think you'll enjoy them very much! VERY much!" Suddenly, Dr. Forrester's voice was cut off mid-transmission. Mike paused, feeling a sinking sensation in his stomach. "Oh, crap," he quietly said. -- Disclaimers: "Sailor Moon," its characters, and all indicia thereof are copyright 1992-97 Takeuchi Naoko, Kodansha Ltd., and others. The English Adaptation thereof is copyright DIC Communications. "Mystery Science Theater 3000," its characters, and all indicia thereof are copyright 1988-1998 Best Brains, Inc. This MSTing was created by John Alan Riggs (better known as Alan or I.N.T.O.) on October 13, 1998. Send any and all C&C to , please! Or, if you're hopelessly bored, visit my webpage at . In the near future, I may end up MSTing some fanfics by these well-known and well-loved authors. Beware!