MYSTERY KAIJU THEATER 3000 Episode 002 "Coming of Mimihousen: Readme" This fic contains Lemon material. If you don't like it, delete it. Reel 1. (Beep) _________________ In the not too distant future, Next Monday AD. There were three evil space monsters, Making things tough for you and me. They tried to destroy the human race. Each one was a big nutcase. Comander Aso lured them to a trapped place, Then he shrank the three and trapped them all in spaaace. (Kaiju: WE... HATE... YOOOOUUUU!) I'll send them awful fanfics, The worst, I can find. (La la la) They'll have to sit and read them all, And that way they'll be serving time. (La la la) Now keep in mind none can control, where the fanfics begin or end. (La la la) They'll try to keep their sanity, Since they're the best of friends. KAIJU ROLL CALL! Cambot... (You're on) Space Godzilla... (Blue is cool) King Ghidora... (We are not ammused) GIGAAAAAAAAAAN! (Polly want a BIG cracker) If you're wondering how they eat and breath, And other science facts (La la la) Just repeat to yourself: "They're Toho Kaiju, I should really just relax." For Mystery Kaiju Theater 3000 (Guitar Twang) __________________ SUPER X 4 SATALITE 0800 Space Godzilla was half asleep as he walked across the bridge, since that was the only way to reach the kitchen from his room. He passed by King Ghidora, and stopped as his sluggish brain registered what The Three-Headed Monster was doing. In King Ghidora's left mouth, was a Bandai Biollante action figure, the one that actually looked like the character from the movie. In his right mouth, was a Barbie doll that was stripped of all of it's clothing accesories. Ghidora was slowly moving the Biollante figure back and forth, letting it's Vine Tentacles bash between the legs of the Barbie doll. A small *clack* issued, each time the two toys collided. *Clack* *Clack* *Clack* *Clack* After watching the repetitive motions for a full minute, Space Godzilla finally asked, "Ghidora... what the HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" *Clack* *Clack* *Clack* Ghidora stopped his motions and turned his middle head around to look at The Demon From Space and replied, "We are trying to discover why tentacles are used so gratuitously on human females in certain Animation programs." "What have you figured out so far?" Gigan, a specialy designed coffee cup that he could use, on his right claw, asked as he walked in. "Besides the fact that plastic leaves a most revolting taste in our mouths," Ghidora's middle head replied, "not much. Oh well, back to work." *Clack* *Clack* *Clack* "Figure it out yet?" Gigan asked. "No," King Ghidora grumbled. *Clack* *Clack* *Clack* "How about now?" "No." *Clack* *Clack* *Clack* Ghidora's middle head shot up and he exclaimed, "AT LAST! We think we... no... no... we were wrong." Space Godzilla suddenly saw the red light flashing on the comm board and said, "Save it for later, Barugon and Baragon are calling." G-FORCE HQ 0810 Aso looked pleased as the screen flickered to life and displayed his three prisoners. "Good morning," he said, his grin looking somewhat sinister on his bull dogish face, "I hope you got plenty of rest last night. This next part of your punishment will require you to be at your sharpest." Misato, checking off things on a clipboard, looked up and said, "This particularly nasty three parter, along with it's Readme, is a Lemon... and quite the sour one at that, since it's a Sailor Moon/Overfiend crossover. It's called, "The Coming of Munihousen" by The Great Red Serpent and I suggest you take some Pepto now and save yourself the trouble of having to clean up the theater later." Suddenly, Misato noticed what looked like a plastic doll leg at the corner of the screen and asked, "What's that? SX4 0813 The three Kaiju noticed the naked Barbie doll still on the table and with a swat from his claw, Gigan swept it off the table and the three said as one, while sweatdropping, "Nothing." Aso said, "It had better be." Then comunications were cut and Ghidora muttered, "We still want to know what the human intrest in tentacles are." The alarms bagan to whail and Space Godzilla replied, "I think we're about to find out... WE'VE GOT README SIIIIIIGN!!!" %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% [Door 6: It's divided horizontaly. One half slides up into the ceiling and the second slides down into the floor.] [Door 5: It's divided into nine small squares. The lowest right block folds onto the on next to it, which folds onto the one next to it, then goes to the one above it, and the process repeats until the last one slides into the wall.] [Door 4: It's a rubix cube. You try to solve it, then give up and smash it with a sledgehammer.] [Door 3: It's Manda. You show him a model of Atragon and he slinks away.] [Door 2: It's a wall of Barney and Minya dolls. You take great pleasure in bowling them over.] [Door 1: A large vault door. The wheel spins to the left and the door swings open to the right.] %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% > > THE COMING OF MUNIHAUSEN > (A Sailor Moon/Urotsukidouji crossover) > By the Great Red Serpent Space Godzilla: I hope he's not trying to imply what I THINK he's trying to imply. Gigan: Why? What could he possibly be (Does the DX crotch chop) IMPLYING? > > > ***WARNING***: This fanfic series contains elements that are > not at all suitable for children under 18 or for sensitive Ghidora: FCC Agents who might be reading. > wusses, regardless of age. It also contains some scenes which > are erotic, but probably more which simply go for the "gross out" Space Godzilla: Someone actually FARTS in the middle of "The Act"?! > factor. If you think you can handle it, read on. But don't > say I didn't warn you. Ghidora/Gigan: You didn't warn us. Space Godzilla:(German accent) I told you not to SAY that. > > ------------------------------------------------------------ > Sample scene: (This is one of the tamer scenes in the entire > series. Take this into account while you think about > what's in store for you if you continue reading.) > ------------------------------------------------------------ > "While she was trying to decide, Jason went up to her and Gigan:(Imitating Jason) Come on, I want to know. Do you think I would look good in silver? I really need the work. Ghidora:(Imitating Rei) I don't know... Rita was right, red IS more your color... but that black and gold outfit looked good on you too... > lay her down on the back. He started licking the space between Space Godzilla: Her ears. Ghidora: Shhh! Hris cay ight may e bay eading ray his tay. Space Godzilla:(Shrugs) Nothing personal, that's just the standard response. > her tits, lubricating them, while fondling her nipples with his > hands. When he was satisfied her tits were lubricated enough, Ghidora: Since he'd been "flickoring and lickoring" them. Gigan: Stop playing "Games" with us KG. Space Godzilla: The lubrication brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department. Gigan: How many MSTs are going to have that joke about redundancy? Ghidora: MSTers are going to say it LONG after it stops being funny. > he straddled her chest and lowered his dick into that space. Gigan: He was amazed at how much room was left over. Space Godzilla: Gigan... > He grabbed her breasts, holding them together with his dick in > between, and started pushing his dick in and out. Rei lubri- > cated the head of his penis with some saliva and then put the > head in her mouth. Sliding his dick in between her luscious, Ghidora: Why does this man use so few words to describe... that small thing? Gigan: Because he's a di... Space Godzilla: GIGAN! Gigan: Di-Di head. > ripe breasts while her mouth was on the head gave him a feeling Space Godzilla: You know, I don't understand what the author is talking about, this doesn't seem so bad... Ghidora/Gigan: DON'T SAY THAT!!!! > he'd never forget, but then she slipped, and bit it. Ghidora: Thus, putting the "cap" on his activities for the evening. Space Godzilla: Ghidora... > Without hesitation he slapped the shit out of her. Lea- All: O_O Gigan: And she didn't put up a fight or burn him to ashes right away? Ooookaaaay. > ving her bruised all over. He took his dick out from her tits, > grabbed the cucumber (which was still partially frozen), and (They read the next line...) All: O_o Ghidora: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! (His middle head and neck shoot off from his body in a bloody guyser.) Gigan:(Jumping back) EEEEEWWWWWW!!! He's getting his lifeblood all over the seats! Space Godzilla: Under his chair, there's a bio repair kit just for such an emergency. (Gigan retrieves Ghidoras' head and neck as Space Godzilla reaches under the seat of the now two headed kaiju, and the blade covered Kaiju puts the head back on Ghidora's body. Space Godzilla then opens the pack he retrieved from under King Ghidoras' seat, pulls a bottle and brush out, spreads a gell of somekind on Ghidoras' neck and...) Ghidora:(All three heads talking) Thank you, our friends. Gigan: Don't go to pieces on us right away buddy, remember, this is one of the TAMER sceanes. Ghidora: Don't remind us... > > Background: > ----------- > This fanfic series came out of a conversation I had with > a friend about what would probably happen to the senshi if > they ever went to the "Urotsukidouji" world. In terms of the Gigan:(Mr. Rogers voice) Can you say, "Tentacles A'plenty"? Space Godzilla/Ghidora: Tentacles A'plenty. Gigan:(Mr. Rogers voice) I knew you could. > "Sailor Moon" story line, it takes place between Japanese > episodes 74-75, or, between Rubeus' death and Sailor Pluto's > first appearance. In the "Urotsukidouji (Overfiend)" story- Space Godzilla: Namely, none. > line, it takes place during part III, episode 1, right after > Faust receives the green ball from the idol. I tried to > keep the continuity of both storylines as best as I can, but Ghidora:(Imitating author) Since I wanted to show the Senshi getting raped as often as possible, I though, "Screw it" and did whatever I wanted to. > some incongruities developed due either to necessity of plot, > or from gaps in the continuity of the series themselves. Space Godzilla:(Sarcastic) A Hentai Anime Series has gaps in continuity? No. Gigan: A Hentai Anime Series has continuity at all? > > "Urotsukidouji" storyline: > -------------------------- Ghidora: As our crytalized companion said previously: None. > The year in which the series takes place has minor > gaps in its continuity. For example, if one pays attention, Gigan: And keeps both hands on the remote. Space Godzilla:(Innocent) Why wouldn't they? What else could they POSSIBLY be doing? > part I takes place in 1993. Amano has a flashback where > Suikakuju causes the great Kanto earthquake in 1923, and when > they confront each other after Nagumo starts destroying the > world, Amano says that event was "70 years ago." Part II, All: Electric Boogaloo. > in the scene where Faust first appears as a grown man, places > the story in "Tokyo:199x". As this story seems to be a "side > adventure" that takes place inside the storyline of part I, > there's apparently no problem. The real problem is between Ghidora: Throwing up sesions that are brought on by watching some of the more disgusting scenes and realizing that there is more to come. Gigan:(Under his breath) I won't capitalize on that, it's too easy. > parts III and IV, where part III places the time at 20 years > after Nagumo destroys the earth, and part III, episode four, > in a conversation between Caesar and his computer, says it is > 25 years after Nagumo (between 2013 and 2018 figuring from the > dates thus given), part IV, which picks up at the exact same > year part III left off (Buju and the others are still on the > road to Osaka), places the story "in the 2020's." Taking this > contradiction into account, I took the closest thing I could to > a middle ground and set the date at exactly 2020, assuming it to > have been about twenty years since Nagumo purges the earth, > instead of exactly 20 years, and also because it sets the de- > struction of the earth in the late 1990's ("199x," remember?), > this allowing it to work along with the Sailor Moon timeline > in the early-mid 90's. Space Godzilla: Confused yet? No? All: You will be. > Needless to say, this therefore takes place before Amano > or Megumi have any idea that Nagumo's the Overfiend, so the > sex scene between Megumi and Mamoru has definite merit. Space Godzilla: Except for the fact that Mamoru is SUICIDALY loyal to Usagi. Ghidora: Even when he's treating her like dirt? Gigan: Or is possesed? Ghidora: Or dead? Gigan: Or in an Anti-Usagi fic? Ghidora: Or in a Pro-Rei fic? Gigan: Or... Space Godzilla:(Energy sparking from his shoulder crystals) ENOUGH ALREADY!!!! > Also, the idea of calling Faust's green ball the "Loc- Space Godzilla: ...Ness Monster? Ghidora: Who? Oh, you mean Manda and Angilas. Space Godzilla: Manda and Angilas? Gigan: Yeah, after the old Kaiju series was over, they didn't have much to do, so they moved to Scotland and have been playing practical jokes on the natives ever since. > Nar," and giving it power over a being named Ulotec, came from > the movie "Heavy Metal." Gigan:(Imitating John Candy) A JEWISH WEDDING!!! Space Godzilla: Shootin's too good for him! Hangin's too good for him! Ghidora: Are you using the line from the movie, or complaining about the author? Space Godzilla: Both. > > "Sailor Moon" storyline: > ------------------------ > The timeline here presents little problem to the story, > and there are subtle little elements which I drew out and > enlarged upon, such as Mamoru being bisexual (Anyone who watches > his interaction with Fiore in the "R" movie can make that out, Ghidora: Actually, we believe that it was a one way attraction. Gigan: Besides, that's NOT why the "R" was in the title. > and this includes the senshi, if you remember Ami's comment). All: IT WAS A COMENT ON FIORE, NOT MAMORU!!! > > Acknowledgements: > ----------------- > Obviously, the first people I should list would be > Naoko Takeuchi and Toshio Maeda, without who neither "Sailor > Moon" nor "Urotsukidouji" would ever have existed. The Space Godzilla: The former, we thank greatly. The latter, we curse.... in public at least. > creators of "Heavy Metal" too, though I honestly don't know > their names as of this writing. But the Loc-Nar and Ulotec are > their ideas, not mine. Furthermore, all disclaimers concerning > who owns the rights to whatever series, whether over the manga, > the anime, or the merchandising toys, apply to this fanfic > series also. Gigan: THERE'S a scary thought... Overfiend toys. Space Godzilla: Blech! I don't even want to THINK about it. > > > Conclusion: > ----------- Gigan: This fic is going to bite and it's going to bite HARD. > So far, this is all I can really think of, except to say > that part 1 will probably be the tamest in this entire series Space Godzilla: And considering what this guy considers tame, that's not saying much. > (it's such a bitch having to set up plot elements), and all the Gigan: Yeah, it's really hard having to put a story in to justify using tentacles. Ghidora: It's not impossible. Gigan/Space Godzilla: Give me one good example. Ghidora: "Sailors Enslaved". (A short pause.) Space Godzilla: I say we give that to him. Only because it showed what the Senshi involved in the scene was like after the attack, realisticaly. > rest will just keep getting better (or so I hope). Gigan: Now, just define "better" and we'll talk. Space Godzilla: Come on. Let's get out of here, we're gonna need to do some serious preparing for the first part... %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% [Door sequence in reverse] %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% TO BE CONTINUED.... To comment, send them to: MXJK67C@Prodigy.com