THE LOST POKEMON STORY A Pokemon Story WRITTEN BY: Dr. Thinker MSTIED BY: Jamie Jeans a.k.a. JOLT!!! Well, this being my 44th MSTied fanfic, I decided to go back to doing some goofy stuff not only in my fanfics but in the fanfics I MST... and you can't get any more goofier then good old Dr. Thinker! This man has proven time and time again just how imaginative he is and how great a sense of humor he's got. It is, at the risk of sounding like a kiss up, an honor to riff his stories which are fun as hell to riff. Thanks for sending this to me, Dr. Thinker. LEGAL STUFF: All the Anime characters in the following MST belongs to the talented and creative people who made them. Please don't sue me for I am merely borrowing your characters and not making any claim on them. The Club Anipike belongs to Nightbreak, whom I am grateful to for allowing me to use it. Alexander Misamoto & Samantha Jones are characters of my own making and belong to me, Jamie Jeans, and can be used with permission. Now, on to the story!!! ________________________________________________________________________ "Heh heh... sorry about that Goku. It'll never happen again," JP Chabot said, smiling nervously at an irritated Goku and Ryo-oh-ki. "I hope not! I like being in my own body," the Sayinn warrior said. "Right Ryo-oh-ki?" "Miyaa miyaa!!!" answered the cabbit, seated on Goku's shoulder. "About time *that* little situation got fixed," Samantha said, downing her glass of beer and watching as JP, Goku, and Ryo-oh-ki went their own ways. "Yeah," Haruka added. "For a while there, I thought we were going to start feeding Goku carrots." Samantha chuckled slightly at the thought of Goku, the might Sayinn warrior, 'miyaa'ing and eating carrots. The day was beginning to come to an end and the Anipike was slowly emptying of customers. In about another two hours, the club would close down for the night. Already, the staff was starting to go about cleaning up, washing dishes, wiping tables down, and checking the kareoke bar before it set back into the wall and the giant TV's used for watching the AAAT and bad fanfics were retracted into the ceiling. Seated at the Review Council's table, Samantha, Haruka, Washu, and Shampoo were relaxing and having a drink, doing their best to put the horror of the last fanfic behind them. "Remind me to never look over another tentacle fanfic... ever, Washu," Samantha said. "You and me both," Washu replied. A beeping sound suddenly started and everyone in the club immediately checked their beepers and cell phones. "Oh, it's just my laptop," Washu called out, bringing the computer out of subspace and typing on it. "Some more e-mail," she said, bringing it up in a holographic display for them all to see. "Wonder who it from?" Shampoo asked. >To Samtha and her Review Crew "Hello," everyone chorused. "Review Crew... cute," Haruka said. >His short story is for the Anime Club Reviewers only. "Do not read under penalty of law," Samantha said. Haruka chuckled and Washu shot her a look. "We're not in the theater, Sam," she said. "Sorry. Reflex." >I decide to >time for them to get into the act of making fun of me! "Oh, no make fun of you, mysterious person," Shampoo said. "Just story we make fun of." "I think we flew over that line last time," Haruka pointed out. "Your point?" Samantha asked. >You have >done, one of my story alone since Dr. Mite. Samantha leaned back in her chair, lost in thought. "You know, that sounds awfully damn familiar." "Was not Dr. Mite a story that Joel and the bots riffed?" Washu asked. "Yes! That's it! Now I remember. It was this awful Power Rangers fanfic that Dr. Thinker had MSTied and then was *re*MSTied by Joel and the bots. Tom told me about it when we used to talk over the Comm Unit on that teleporter thingy you gave me," Samantha answered. "Ahhh... memories... Hang on, this is from Dr. Thinker!" "Shampoo wandered why style of writing familiar," Shampoo commented. >Can you use Amy/Ami >from Sailor Moon "Hmmm... Hey Ami! Want to take my place for this fanfic?" Haruka called out. The blue haired Senshi, who had been chatting with her friends, heard Haruka and excused herself, walking over to the Review Council's table. "Pardon?" "Join us in theater," Shampoo said. "It fun!" "Well..." Ami looked a little unsure. "Oh come on, it'll be fun," Washu said. "Well, all right. But I'm not really good at riffing," Ami replied. "Oh, it's simple!" Samantha said. "Just let the sarcasm flow. Works wonders for your mental health." >and Ash(I forget his Japanese name) from the >new show, Pokemon. Everyone blinked and reread the sentence over again. "Umm... Ash isn't here," Washu said, looking about the club. >Your genius of bad stories! > >Dr. Thinker >*The Ed Wood of Sailor Moon stories!* "You'll get no argument from me there," Washu said. "Ditto," Samantha threw in. "So, come come Ami! We go riff story," Shampoo was practically dragging the Senshi into the theater. "Catch ya tomorrow, Haruka?" Samantha asked. "You bet. See you later!" ***** [Samantha and Washu enter the theater and sit down in the front row, where Ami and Shampoo have already say down. From left to right, Samantha is in the fourth seat, Shampoo the third, Ami the second, and Washu in the first.] AMI: I'm really new at this. SAMANTHA: Oh don't worry about it, Ami. Just let the sarcasm flow and everything will be just fine. SHAMPOO: Samantha right! No trick to riffing. Ami just say what Ami think. WASHU: It's a piece of cake... although I do frown on dark or sick comments. SAMANTHA: Both of which I cover. SHAMPOO: Understand now, Ami? AMI: Yes. I just hope I do good. ----------------------------------------------------------------- SAMANTHA: What a way to start the story... WASHU: Oh yes. No action, no dramatic music... SHAMPOO: No explosions, no romance... AMI: Just dashes... THE LOST POKEMON STORY SAMANTHA: Okay, if Indiana Jones appears then I'm leaving. SHAMPOO: You no like Indy? SAMANTHA: Naw... not really. I'd much prefer some good old "John-Woo-double-gun-holding" action sequences then George Lucas stuff. AMI: Why is that? SAMANTHA: Adrenaline rushes. A Pokemon Story AMI: The Pokemon story to *end* all Poksmon stories. Note 1: AMI: Notes? Is there going to be a quiz on this later? SHAMPOO: Shampoo hope not. Hate quizzes. This takes place just after the "Here Comes the Squirte Squad!" WASHU: Samantha, don't you dare say anything here. SAMANTHA: Oh, come on Washu! Even I've got my standards. SHAMPOO: Which as low as Nash and Marta. SAMANTHA: Hey, that's only when they're not around. AMI: And when you consider how much they're around here... SAMANTHA: Hey! WASHU: Good one, Ami! AMI: [blushing slightly] Oh... it just came to me. Note 2: They is a big joke to Sailor Moon here! Can you figure it out? SHAMPOO: Shampoo hope so! Too many fanboys think Shampoo stupid as it is. WASHU: They just don't know the real you. Note 3: This is in summary mode. WASHU: So we'll get the full version later in the next e-mail Dr. Thinker sends us. AMI: He wrote an essay on his Pokemon fanfic? It must have been pretty long. Note 4: Pokemon is owned by the following: Nintendo, Inc.; Creatures; Gamefreak; 4Kids, Inc. and The Summit Media Group. Don't sue me, please! This is just for fun. SAMANTHA: I remember Adam Chris Leigh saying something like that before I punted him out of here. SHAMPOO: Speaking of which, Samantha owe Misato for bill to fix hole in roof. SAMANTHA: Damn! >----------------------------------------------------------------- AMI: I do believe that is the incorrect way to send out an SOS. It was just a quiet day in the forest. WASHU: At least until Bert Raccoon woke up... SAMANTHA: You watched that show? WASHU: Oh yeah. It has a nice ending theme. When they spot a girl with light black with blue streaks in her hair, SHAMPOO: Shampoo see Rei Ayunami finally get dye job done. AMI: What's wrong with blue hair? It can't be any worst then purple. SHAMPOO: [sweat drop] Sorry. about 14 years old. SAMANTHA: When did one of the stars of Fushigi Yuugi show up? Since Ash lost his map, he have to ask her for direction to the near town. WASHU: Pardon me, but how do you get to Furinkan High? The learn that they is the near palace is Toyko. AMI: Was this the joke to Sailor Moon Dr. Thinker mentioned in his notes? SHAMPOO: Obvious, ain't it? SAMANTHA: Not much of a punchline, is it? WASHU: He's trying... [TEAM POKEMON VS TEAM ROCKET] SAMANTHA: IN A CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH IN TWO STEEL RINGS!!! WHO WILL SURVIVE THE CARNAGE?!?! AMI: Oww! My ears! SAMANTHA: Heh... sorry about that. Ash SHAMPOO: Groovy... WASHU: Oh, please don't start the 'Army of Darkness' jokes. SHAMPOO: But they so fun. SAMANTHA: It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum... SHAMPOO: And it not joke we beat into ground yet. AMI: Hmm... Ash and Duke Nukem... seperated at birth? is shocked, SAMANTHA: Dad!!! How many times have I got to tell you? Don't caffeine buzz until you've got your aim down pat! AMI: He's still having trouble with that? SAMANTHA: Oh yeah... SHAMPOO: Tried to hit Makono and nearly hit Washu. WASHU: My hair was stuck up for *days* after that near hit. SAMANTHA: [eyeing Washu's spiky hair and decides not to say anything] becuase of Toyko not having a Pokemon Gym. ALL: Misty is going to meet a friend of her that live in Tokyo. AMI: This setup is so obvious... WASHU: Isn't it? Brock SAMANTHA: Hopefully not Eddie Brook a.k.a. Venom. knows of a top rate Pokemon shop that is the headqauters for the PokŠmon league's boss. SHAMPOO: Sound like guy who breaks kneecaps for living. WASHU: Yo pokemon not strong enough? Too bad... He ain't strong fo the next fight and I takes out the oder knee. Meanwhile, Misty learns from another Joy. AMI: Who is this Joy and what is she doing in this fanfic? That news of the new Pokemon Gym opening right here. SAMANTHA: Do they have a spa? WASHU: Do they have a hot tub? SHAMPOO: Do they have good exercise machines? AMI: Do they have good instructors? The owners are unknown, AMI: Insert your plot point here... but it's going to be in a TV Studio. WASHU: Yes! Now millions at home can watch you sweat your butt off! Catch it all, on the Work Out channel!!! Misty runs outside and bumps into a a Jenny, SHAMPOO: Mcarthy? SAMANTHA: Maybe MTV is shooting here. who thinks Misty is a crooked person.. AMI: Just like that? That's not very nice. I usually try not to say anything about people until after I get to know them. SAMANTHA: What did you think of me when I first showed up here? AMI: Well... uh... [blushes slightly] SAMANTHA: Oh, come on! You can tell me. AMI: Uh... we all thought you were Jamie's self-inserted self. SAMANTHA: [blinks] You thought dad was a girl? [Washu and Shampoo are laughing their butts off.] Misty takes out a pink Pokedex and shows her. SHAMPOO: Ewww! No show on first date! WASHU: Shampoo! SAMANTHA: Yeah! I'm the sick riffer around here. SHAMPOO: You got to be quick. "I'm a Pokemon sign by Dr. Treeson for Pokemon trainer, AMI: Dr. Treeson for Pokemon trainer! Cast your votes now. Misty Flower of Celebrulan City. If stolen, I can't be replace." WASHU: Those Misty Flowers sure are hard to replace. SHAMPOO: Tell Shampoo about it! Part broke on one and took weeks to replace. AMI: Pardon me, but what *is* a Misty Flower? [Washu and Shampoo shrug.] Ash overheards this line. SAMANTHA: Nah, he just cheated and looked at the script. SHAMPOO: This my BOOM STICK!!! OTHERS: [holding hands over ears] Gah... Jenny wonders who he is. He shows his own Pokedex. AMI: That has so many sick possibilities that I won't even begin to think about them. SAMANTHA: Good thing. Thinking about these fanfics usually result in receiving a pounding headache. "You get to one of those cousions that are police officers." ALL: Bad boys... bad boys... Wha'cha gonna do? Wha'cha gonna do when they come for you? Jeeny ask who did he know? WASHU: Commissioner Gorden? AMI: Batman? SHAMPOO: Chief? SAMANTHA: Mcloud? Ash just replies, "Just a lucky guess." WASHU: Actually, I just read the script ahead of time. The others facefaults. SAMANTHA: That must hurt faulting on your face like that. ------------------------------------------------------------- SHAMPOO: DUCK! [Everyone ducks to the floor.] SHAMPOO: [looking up] Oh... just dashes, not killer bees. My bad. [The others groan as they all get back in their seats.] Meanwhile, Team Rocket is up to no good. AMI: With a name like Team Rocket, how *can't* you tell they're up to no good. They have find out the Gym Trainers are Team Pokemon. WASHU: The one thing I'm pondering now is how Dr. Thinker got that weird looking 's' up there. SAMANTHA: Beats the heck out of me... AMI: It could be a difference in format between the computer he uses and your own, Washu. WASHU: Hmmm... I'll have to look into that later, Ami. Thank you. A team of Five masked girls who train who vows to stop evil PokŠmon. SHAMPOO: Shampoo wondering where Sailor Moon in joke is to. You know? SAMANTHA: Haven't the faintest. Mostly, they have been in the news since, the battle against Iris, a sick trainer. AMI: It *is* the cough and flu season, after all. They are know around the city has the best. SAMANTHA: They have the best of the best of the best. SHAMPOO: So when old guy flash flunkies with red flashy thingy? Meowth AMI: 'Meowth'? WASHU: Yeah, you know, one of those old styled talking cats. SHAMPOO: Shakespearean cat? WASHU: Something like that. suprizing calms that just rumors SAMANTHA: Remember, calmness is just a rumor. and rips the papers out of Jessie and James hands. SHAMPOO: Shampoo thought Jessie James gun fighter from old west? AMI: And I thought he was one person, not two... Jessie and James start chasing Meowth. WASHU: Came back here you Shakespearean cat! SAMANTHA: Purith! Purith! [Others groan at the bad joke.] ---------------------------------------------------------- AMI: That highway sure has allot of potholes. Amy AMI: I didn't know my North American counterpart was in this fanfic. WASHU: This must be that Sailor Moon injoke Dr. Thinker was talking about earlier. finially make her way to the TV Studio SHAMPOO: Slash exercise center slash spa slash plot point. and talks to four of her friends: Serena, Lita, Mina and Raye. SAMANTHA: Wow, all of the Scouts are in this. WASHU: Of course, can't have one without the other. SHAMPOO: But what Scouts have to do with Pokemon? AMI: I have no idea. Maybe it's secretly a crossover. WASHU: I can actually see that and the image is quite funny. SHAMPOO: In name of moon Sailor Moon will... SAMANTHA: Pikachu. SHAMPOO: Aww! It so cute! Each of them open up a different color locker. AMI: Don't you just love color coordination? Serena - Pink Amy - Blue Raye - Red Lita - Green Mina - Orange WASHU: Dear god, no! The Scouts have been Sabanized!!! ALL: AHHH!!! SHAMPOO: They start sending villains to another dimension!!! ALL: AHHH!!! SAMANTHA: They're gonna make Haruka into a man! AMI: I certainly hope not! Each removing a color mask, a suit and boots are the same color as them. WASHU: They *have* been Sabanized! SAMANTHA: [falls to the floor and starts pounding on it] You bastards... you finally did it... you really, finally, did it! And of course, belt of Pokemon balls. SHAMPOO: *whew* Were that belt have any *other* kind of balls... AMI: [blushes] Shampoo! SHAMPOO: Sorry... They are Team Pokemon. WASHU: We will train other Pokemons and make them the best! And that means you! SAMANTHA: [sits back in her seat] And one them is making sure that they give out the Pokemon Badge. SHAMPOO: Which one? AMI: Probably Amy. The make themself to the control both. SAMANTHA: If they're making themselves in the control booth, then how come they already exists? AMI: Maybe they're the future selves come back to make sure they're made in order to exist in the future. WASHU: But if they did that, then they wouldn't exist in the past nor in the future. SAMANTHA: Maybe it's an alternate future they come from. SHAMPOO: Ugh... Shampoo no like time paradoxes. AMI: I guess that means the 'Star Trek' and 'Back to the Future' marathons at your place are canceled. The control is a black name named Darrien, WASHU: The control booth is named Darien? SAMANTHA: About the only good use they could find for him... AMI: A bit bitter about what he said awhile back, Samantha? SAMANTHA: Oh... just a tad... who is tapes the changelles and battle to have some fun. SHAMPOO: Darien must be really bored. AMI: How could he, what with all the Sailor Moon fanfics out there for him to stare in? Darrien give Serena a kiss and saids good luck. WASHU: Washu gets bored and starts playing FreeCell on her laptop. SAMANTHA: Samantha wishes Bret was here to have his arms around her. AMI: Ami decides to relax in holocabana later on. SHAMPOO: Shampoo decides to join Ami. {Commerical Breaks} AMI: I guess they loaded too much on it. Ash and his friends reach the TV studio. SHAMPOO: Slash spa slash exercise center slash plot point... They meet the owner, ALL: Hi Owner! Darrien Dirtson. SAMANTHA: Oh, it's Darien... He is friends to the famous Team Pokemon. WASHU: Or he tries to be... AMI: Please let me be your friend! Please oh please oh please oh please... SHAMPOO: Ami getting good! SAMANTHA: And you're bashing Darien. AMI: Well, at the risk of sounding rude, you aren't the only one he annoys from time to time, Samantha. He faces of mysterious appears. SAMANTHA: Oh cool! Rei Mysterio Junior! Awesome! I've been waiting for this guy to show up for a long time now! WASHU: That's strange... I don't remember switching this to WCW... SHAMPOO: No, Sam. Darien face Mysterious. SAMANTHA: That a new sailor Moon villain? AMI: Not that I know of. Before you can fight the leader, you must face her friends. SAMANTHA: No way! Anyone wants to fight me, they fight me, not my friends. SHAMPOO: So he looks at friends then fights leader. Nice and simple. AMI: I don't think he meant it that way. For up in Water Pokemon, her tosses out a Stormey. WASHU: So she has the same powers as Storm. VOICE OF SOI: I could whup her butt... AMI: When did you get off the SOL? VOICE OF SOI: Still on it... I'm just calling through the comm unit. Ash calles on Bubsluars and finish it. SHAMPOO: FINISH HIM!!! SAMANTHA: Ugh... [holding hands over ears] I am now deaf... AMI: WHAT?! [has hands over ears] SAMANTHA: I said I am now deaf! AMI: YOU WANT TO BECOME A CHEF? SAMANTHA: NO, I SAID I'M DEAF!!! AMI: YOU WANT TO THROW WHO OFF A CLIFF? SAMANTHA: Oh I give up... WASHU: WHAT?! SAMANTHA: Don't you start... Stormey, gets flies back to the Pokemon ball and retreats to the sides lines. SHAMPOO: It football now? WASHU: Foot... [mimes kicking a guy in the crotch] *CRUNCH* Ball!!! AMI: How many people are going to figure out that particular reference, Washu? WASHU: [shrugs] Fire and Thunder AMI: The Gemini sisters... wow, I haven't seem them for a long time. It's good that they're getting some work. arguee about who going next. Water ask Fire to go next. SAMANTHA: You first cannon fod... er, I mean friend. OK. Fire toss in a Charmaner. SHAMPOO: One thing about Dr. Thinker Shampoo like. He no waste time with words and get straight to action. OTHERS: This is action? SHAMPOO: Shampoo no say it intense action, just action. Ash uses Squirtle's Water Gun to put it out. WASHU: Darn it! Get Pikachu out! I paid for cuteness and I want it, darn it! AMI: Washu, you didn't pay for anything. WASHU: Just a gag. Thunder's next. SAMANTHA: Awesome! SHAMPOO & SAMANTHA: REY MYSTERIO JR!!! REY MYSTERIO JR!!! REY MYSTERIO JR!!! AMI: [looking at Shampoo] I didn't know you liked wrestling... SHAMPOO: Shampoo like wrestling... strong, well built bodies, sweat glistening off hard bodies... WASHU: Need a bib, Shampoo? But when she sees Pickahu, ALL: Awwww... SAMANTHA: KILL IT!!! she gets nervously and decide next to go. AMI: Oh, they're all so cute... I couldn't send any of them out... WASHU: This show is like an epitome of cuteness. SHAMPOO: It what gets fan... SAMANTHA: And gives cavities... Metal Pokemon is next. SAMANTHA: Followed by Mecha PokSmon. Metal Pokemon toss out a Earth based, Weedle. But Weedle is finish off by Butterflee. AMI: Mohammed Ali? Normal Pokemon has a crying. WASHU: It's not fair! Why is Pikachu... OTHERS: Aww... WASHU: ... the cutest?! It's not fair, it's not fair... Normal Pokemon toss out a Ratta, a forrest pokemon. ALL: Ruta... Ruta... Ruta of the forest, friend to you and me! SHAMPOO: ALL: Watch out for that tree! Misty uses Staru on it. AMI: Staru light... Staru bright... what Pokemon fanfic you be in tonight? But them, something happen. WASHU: A plot device detonated... Oh the humanity of it all! SAMANTHA: Plot twists and characters were littered all over the landscape... SHAMPOO: Damage was overwhelming... carnage wholesale... AMI: Since then, unstable plot devices have been outlawed by the Geneva convention. Of course, Team Rocket, and gives them they speech. AMI: In the name of Pokemon's everywhere, we will train them right and make them cute! But then Team Pokemon laughs and give them a speech. AMI: Oh... wrong team... my mistake. SAMANTHA: It's okay. It happens. Serena: Still singing the same tune, Team Rocket? SHAMPOO: And just what wrong with Right Said Fred's 'I'm too sexy', huh? WASHU: I didn't hear that... I did not hear that... SHAMPOO: Shampoo joking, Washu. Shampoo have much better taste in music. Amy: Any enemies of Pokemon, rare or not so rare AMI: Well, at least my counterpart is giving the bad guys a choice. SAMANTHA: Not so rare... I can't eat steak rare. Mina: Is a enememis is! ALL: [confused looks] 'Enememis'? WASHU: Maybe it's a new word for female enemies. Lita: We make you sing a different tune. SAMANTHA: My heart will go on... Raye: Because her song is like heavy metal. SHAMPOO: All: We are Team Pokemon. AMI: They need to work on their speeches some more. WASHU: I don't think they'll have the time for that. They call on a suprizing Pokemon. SAMANTHA: I remember my supper rising one night when dad cooked... ugh... SHAMPOO: That bad? SAMANTHA: As bad as Akane and C-ko in their respective Anime shows... AMI: How long were you at the hospital? WASHU: And has dad's cooking been outlawed? SAMANTHA: If you count the toilet as a hospital... Amy - Wartortise SHAMPOO: Ami's counterpart got Gamera! Get it? *War* *tortise*? WASHU: Do a fireball! Mina - Beedrill SAMANTHA: Beedrill Beedrill Galey. WASHU: That's Bodross, Samantha. SHAMPOO: And joke died long ago... SAMANTHA: Well, so much for my career making political jokes. Lita - Pickahu (Author Note - That's why she was chicken.) AMI: SHAMPOO: Lita got hit with water from spring of drowned chicken? SAMANTHA: That makes for a very weird and disturbing image. WASHU: Look everyone! There's Pikachu! ALL: Awwww... WASHU: No, hang on. [looks closer] It's Pickahu, not Pickachu. AMI: But he's still cute... ALL: Awwww... Raye - Charlizard Serena - Raticte. SAMANTHA: You know... I just realized something. AMI: What's that? SAMANTHA: That it's only a matter of time before someone does a Pokemon/Ranma 1/2 crossover... SHAMPOO: How they do that? SAMANTHA: Spring of drowned Pikachu. WASHU: Shh!!! Quiet Sam! We could have authors listening in at the door. SHAMPOO: Oh, sad tale of Pikachu drown here over nine hundred year ago... With help of the other Ash's Pidetto, and Misty's Stormie. VOICE OF SOI: I still say I can kick Storm's butt in weather raising... AMI: How does she do that? Team Rocket gives triple doses SAMANTHA: Of Jolt? SHAMPOO: Prozac? AMI: Studying? WASHU: Experiments? and leaves with the saying "Team Rocket is Blast Off Again! But We Been Back." SHAMPOO: Team rocket so bad when they come back, they *been* back! But the blast did something esle. ALL: Ewww! WASHU: They'll be picking Pokemon parts out of their hair for weeks. SHAMPOO: NO! Not Pikachu! ALL: Awww... SHAMPOO: Oh humanity of it all! It knocks off Water PokŠmon's Mask. Brock is shocked! SAMANTHA: What is that Marvel character doing here, anyway? It's Amy! ALL: NANI!!! SHAMPOO: Wow... we surprised at that one... SAMANTHA: We were confused, but shocked. AMI: What brought this about, though? I can't remember anything in particular that would do it. WASHU: That Dr. Thinker! Can't see his plot twists coming at all! Amy, tells why they become the Team Pokemon. WASHU: To right wrongs and triumph over evil! And the others ask to keep they're idea secert. SAMANTHA: No, an idea secret is a secret that you know about your enemy and they know you know they know... know what I mean? :) OTHERS: @_@ Ash and them agree. SHAMPOO: Sure, Ash keep secret... for price... AMI: Sounds like Ash has been hanging out with Nabiki again. Serena gives thm the PokŠmon Badge. SAMANTHA: Is that anything like the Star Trek communicators? The ones that crap out every plot device that comes along? WASHU: Maybe it's more like the bat signal. Then Ash and her friends walk out into the say walk, then we hear the voice, "Wake Up, Ash!" AMI: Just five more minutes, mom... SHAMPOO: This all dream? SAMANTHA: Pretty twisted dream. "Just get me a hot feet, Misty!" ALL: Hotcha!!! A blast of Chamalamer's flame burnes him and wakes him up. SAMANTHA: KYAAAAAA!!! WASHU: Order your Chamalamer Alarm clocks today. SHAMPOO: Not responsible for bodily injuries nor damage of property. ---------------------------------------------------------------- At a near Pokemon center. SAMANTHA: Elliot Ness and his men had... WASHU: Please don't start that joke again... SAMANTHA: But it's so fun! Ash goes over his dream. AMI: Ash be nimble, Ash be quick, Ash jumped over his dreamstick. SHAMPOO: Work for me. Misty laughs, reminder her of a television show called Sailor Moon. ALL: Ha ha ha ha hahahaha... Surpizing SAMANTHA: Like that one night dad cooked... some was watching the televison. SHAMPOO: Rey Mysterio Jr. on WCW? WASHU: Okay, enough of that joke. SAMANTHA: But we only did it acouple of times. WASHU: I'm trying to stop it before it gets out of hand. A young girl who's is Joy's daughter is watching a group of girls transform into a super-hero team. SAMANTHA: What's the girl's name? God, I wished I had watched this show so I could understand it some more. They save a local Pokemon okatus, by the name of Gary and Ash from demon version of a PokŠmon. ALL: @_@ WASHU: [points a finger at the screen and opens her mouth to say something, but remain quiet.] AMI: Words escape me... SHAMPOO: Uh... SAMANTHA: Hmm... The other laughs. "What? Gary and Ash are real people in this world!" [A cloud of dust floods the theater and is slowly drained out by the automatic fans.] SHAMPOO: Was fourth wall shattered? SAMANTHA: Nah... more like given a good jab... One the televion studio's calling letters reads a digital threat from Gary: AMI: I shall install Windows 98 on every computer in the world! BWAHAHAH!!! [The others stare at her.] AMI: He read a *digital* threat... get it? [The others laugh.] SAMANTHA: Good one, Ami... good one... Ash is a chicken! He can't be me! SHAMPOO: First Lita now Ash! Who keep splashing people with cursed water? Gary is far head! WASHU: Who is this Gary and why is he in a race? He ask the for the near town, Petwer City. And he runs off! AMI: And... THEY'RE OFF!!! {COMMERICAL BREAK) SAMANTHA: They're still loading too much stuff on it. POKEMON RAP (Credits) WASHU: I would like to dedicate this to Mom and Dad and my brother and my sister and my long lost cousin in the Tropics... ----------------------------------------------------------------- That take a lots of Š's. AMI: It certainly did. I hope that you have fun time ripping this to shreds. ALL: We did! Your Ed Wood of Sailor Moon Fan-Fic, Dr. Thinker! SHAMPOO: Who ranks up there with Ratliff on good humor scale. ----------------------------------------------------------------- SAMANTHA: No dashes were hurt in the filming of this fanfic AMI: That was interesting. WASHU: Not over yet. We gotta give our review yet. AMI: Uh... how? WASHU: [shrugs] [Everyone stands and exits the theater.] ***** Ami was silent. Shampoo was silent. Samantha was silent. Washu was silent. "So I take it that it was the usual Dr. Thinker fanfic?" Misato asked. The review group, seated at their table, nodded as one. "Okay..." Misato jotted down the notes on her notepad. "I'll toss this up on the board later on. As for now, take a rest. You all look like you need one." As she walked off to attend to customers, Ami sighed and shook her head. "I've never froze like that... never..." "It's not every day you review a Dr. Thinker fanfic," Samantha said. "Heck, I don't review them every day." "But it was just a simple question," Ami pointed out. "'What are your thoughts on Dr.Thinker's new fanfic?' I should have been able to answer it." Shampoo leaned over and patted Ami on the shoulder. "It no end of world, Ami. Dr. Thinker fun to riff but hard to review professionally. That why he make fanfics like they are, for fun, not for serious review." "That's it exactly," Washu added. "We just sit back, relax, and enjoy riffing it." "If not, then that's where the headaches start to pour in," Samantha finished. A small smile appeared on the blue haired Senshi's face. "I *did* have a good time review... er, I mean, riffing it. Can I do it again some other time?" Washu returned the smile. "Sure! No problem! The next time we get another Dr. Thinker fanfic, we'll give you a shout." A loud beeping sound started up and everyone look at Washu. "You don't think..." Samantha started. "... that Dr. Thinker..." added in Shampoo. "... wrote another one?" Ami finished. Washu shrugged and pulled out her subspace laptop, typing away on it. After a few seconds, she smiled and a hologram of an e-mail from Dr. Thinker appeared. "that answer your question?" ________________________________________________________________________ Please send any C & C to: xwing@uniserve.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------ To unsubscribe from this mailing list, or to change your subscription to digest, go to the ONElist web site, at http://www.onelist.com and select the User Center link from the menu bar on the left. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Visit Shinji's Vault of Anime MSTings! ftp://ftp.solbase.com/MSTings.html