Mystery Dragon Ball Theater 1.0 Mako Crossover by Chris Homer MSTed by Jared a.k.a Shade the Thief (Jaa1284@aol.com) Disclamer: I do not own this fic. This fic was created by Chris Homer. I am using it on loan. All characters in the fic are property of thier respective companies. I did not steal any of them. Mystery Science Theater 3000 belongs to Best Brains, Inc. AllDragon Ball characters are property of Akira Toriyama. We see an empty room. Suddenly there is a flash. The room is occupied by Son Goku, Vegeta, Krillan, and Yamucha. Goku looks around. "Hey, what's going on? How'd I get here?" "That's what I want to know!" Vegeta looked very angry. After all, he had been interrupted from his training. Krillan looked nervous. "I don't understand. I was just sitting around, and suddenly I am here with you guys!" Before anyone else can speak a monitor lights up. Hell 13 A familiar white and purple figure could be seen at a throne. The voices of the four prisoners could be heard. "Freeza..." "That's right! Having failed to have killed you fools, I have a new plan to deal with you. I am going to drive you insane! You are trapped inside a satellite highover the Earth. There is no way for you to escape! I have a torture set out for you. You will be forced to read lousy fanfictions until you go insane. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Satellite Vegeta shook his head. "I can't believe it! I am stuck here with this bunch of idiots!" Hell 13 Freeza smiled. "I see you are enjoying the idea already. Well, it's time to get down to work. For your first fanfiction, I have picked a very long, very complicated crossover.It combines four very different video games into one story. I think I'll make you start now!" Satellite (alarms sounds) Goku shouted. "WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIGN!!!" (theme music) In the not so distant future, in another time and place, Freeza plans to avenge his death, against the Saiya-jin race. He took the two greatest of them all, and some friends to go on through the fall. He trapped them in a satellite, and he'll make them snap since they're too strong in a fight. (VEGETA: Nooooo!) Freeza: I'll send them lousy fan-fics, and whatever else I can find. (LA-LA-LA) They'll read the lousy ideas, and completely lose their minds. (LA-LA-LA) Now keep in mind that the prisoners have no idea what to do, they are worried of thier fate, well... wouldn't you? Satellite roll call! Goku! (Feed me!) Krillan (This is nuts!) Yamucha (Don't hurt me!) VEGETA! (All will die!!) If you're wondering how they know thier stuff, Since they are not from this Earth Repeat to yourself, Its just a fic That type of thinking has no worth. It's Dragon Ball Z Theater 3000! Guitar twang during door sequence 7 (dog bone opening) 6 (it's a wall. Vegeta blasts it.) 5 (Krillin is thrown head first at a window, like a baseball) 4 (drawbridge comes down) 3 (door swings open) 2 (Dragon scuptured door lifts) 1 (hatch opens) (The 4 sit in the theater. Left to right: Yamucha, Krillan, Goku, Vegita) KRILLAN: So, what is this fic called? >Mako Crossover >Prologue YAMUCHA: Prologue? (shouts) Hey Freeza! How many parts are there to this fic? FREEZA'S VOICE: Fifteen plus a prologue and epilogue. ALL: @_@ GOKU: NO WAY!!!! >By Chris Homer KRILLAN(Homer Simpson):Brain no function beer without. >This is the first of two major crossovers that I am going to make. This >one wasn't going to happen, it was originally a FF7 meets Street Fighter >crossover, YAMUCHA: So it was basically Ryu and the others getting fried by magic? >however, a lot of people wrote in wanting this to happen. VEGETA: People, you are going to die. >So, I have, but with extras. GOKU: So he made the fic, but added a bunch of unimportant, unnamed people. Why? VEGETA: More to kill. >It is now a 4 piece crossover of my 4 favourite games currently. These >are FF7, Tekken 3, The Street Fighter Series and Pokemon. ALL:0_0 KRILLAN: Thats.... quite a mix. Two fighting games, one RPG about saving the world, and "gotta catch 'em all!"? >In here, I am going to introduce the characters which are going to be >in,as not all from the beat-em-ups we know and love will be included, >only specific ones for my purposes, e.g. GOKU: You see, I'm too lazy to try to put them all in it. >There will be a Chun-Li, Sakura, Ryu love triangle, as well >as the main Tekken characters such as Jin and Heihachi, YAMUCHA: A love connection between Jin and Heihachi!? YIKES! >with love interests involving Jin and also Julia Chang, YAMUCHA: Oh. >along with his arch rival Hworang, and Ling Xiayou. GOKU: More sentences and complete ideas would be greatly appreciated. >Pokemon is based on the TV series rather than the games, but I have >played the GB version and I'm hooked! YAMUCHA (stoner): Man, this is the good stuff!! >O.K, here are the characters which will be in and to introduce them to >people who for some reason may not have played the games, VEGETA: Reasons such as having a life. >or more likely, not watched the Pokemon series. YAMUCHA: Yeah.... DID anyone here watch the series? ALL BUT GOKU: NO! GOKU: Well, its kinda funny. VEGETA: Kakarot! You are pathetic! A Saiya-jin warrior watching a kids show! GOKU (under breath): This from the guy with Digimon underwear. >I don't need to introduce the FF7 characters, VEGETA: For they are worthless. >but for those who want the last two stories of the Chronicles to be >ready, GOKU: Chronicles? KRILLAN: Obviously something else he writes. Be quiet, Freeza might get ideas. >this is just a break for me to write something about my four favourite >game series. _____________________________________________________________________ YAMUCHA: And we can observe the break in the form of that line. >Street Fighter: >Ryu: A Shokotan Karate fighter, probably the best ever, Ryu searches >for the path to being a true warrior. VEGETA: He doesn't have a prayer. Just let me at him. >Ken: Ryu's best friend and rival, he is more fun-loving and egotistical. >He is married to Eliza and has a son, Mel. >Sakura: A 16 year old schoolgirl (I think) who wishes more than anything >for Ryu to be her master. YAMUCHA: (Sakura): Master, should I put the leather outfit on-OW! GOKU: None of that! >Chun-Li: A police agent for Interpol, wishes to destroy the evil >Shadowlaw, along with its leader, M.Bison, who killed her father. KRILLAN: OK, everyone guess what the M means! GOKU: Mister! VEGETA: Majin! YAMUCHA: Monster! >Guile: An American pilot, also after revenge against Bison, who >killed his best friend Charlie. KRILLAN: So an American pilot is angry because Bison killed Viet Cong? YAMUCHA: No, I think that's a guy's name. KRILLAN: Oh, right. >M.Bison: An evil son of a bitch, VEGETA: Cool. >Bison wishes for his world domination quest to be completed. GOKU: As opposed to wanting his world domination quest to FAIL. >He will try to rule two worlds as this fanfic progresses. GOKU: Would you like to rule two worlds? Sure, we all would. Well, we'll show you how right after this.. >Sagat: A warrior of honor, he lost that when he was scarred by Ryu. >Now, he lives for only one thing, revenge. YAMUCHA: And WOMEN! >Akuma: This is the personfication of evil. GOKU: BILL GATES!!! >He lost his soul after sucumbing to the Black Shokotan, also known as >the Raging Demon. He has killed everyone with it and has never lost >.....however, both Ryu and Bison have survived the attacks, the first >two ever...... VEGETA: ...to live through a 24 hour South Park marathon. _____________________________________________________________________ >Tekken 3 GOKU: Tekken fighters, come on down! >Jin Kazama: A 19 year old youngster, he has the skills of his mother, >Jun Kazama,who died at the hands of the legendary Toshin, and the >skills of his grandfather, Heihachi Mishima, who took him in. He seeks >revenge to kill the Toshin (also known as Ogre). YAMUCHA: Ah, revenge, motivation for 96% of all video game characters. >Heihachi Mishima: The 73 year old head of the Mishima business after >killing his son in the second Tekken tournament (who was also Jin's >father), 15 years after that, he learned of a fighting spirit named >the Toshin, who took the spirits of skilled fighters. VEGETA: God, that was a long run-on sentence. So how old is this guy? GOKU: I think hes 73. KRILLAN: No, look, hes 15 years older. Hes 88. YAMUCHA: I dunno. And did they need to mention that his son was Jin's father? We already know that Jin is his grandson. >Now that Jin is here, he has a prime piece of meat to lure the Toshin >for his own purposes...... >Hwoarang: A 19 year old Korean street punk who lived from dishonesty. >He had never lost until Jin tried to stop his dealing. GOKU: Where did it say he was dealing? Do they mean dealing in dishonesty? Thats a bit of an odd way to put it. >After a hard battle, they tied. GOKU: Doesn't that mean he still didn't lose? >His head in shame, KRILLAN: Ewww, I'd hate to get my head in shame. >he began training harder than ever, but learned soon that his teacher, >Baek Doo San from the Tekken 2 tournament, had been killed at the hands >of the Toshin. Learning this, he wishes to kill the Ogre GOKU: Sheesh, who doesn't want to kill that guy? >and also avenge the match he had with Jin....... >Julia Chang: An 18 year old Native American, the adopted daughter of >Tekken 2 fighter Michelle Chang. Her pendant has the key to defeating >Ogre. GOKU: Like I said. >But when Michelle disappeared after arranging a visit with Heihachi, >Julia seeks to learn the secrets of her mothers disappearance and >the legend of the Ogre..... GOKU: Well they live in a castle in NYC, they turn to stone during the day... no wait, thats the Gargoyles. >Ling Xiaoyu: The youngest ever participant at just 16, she is still >a very accomplished martial artist. However, her school girl dreams >of owning anamusement park still cloud her very mind. She could achieve >greatness if she knew it....... YAMUCHA: Knew what? Too many pronouns. >Ogre: Also known as the Toshin, this is the being which has come for >strong souls. No-one has ever seen its true form....... GOKU: Because its tail was cut off and the moon was destroyed. VEGETA: BAKA! That would be US! _____________________________________________________________________ >Pokemon: VEGETA: Will the cannon fodder please report to the set? KRILLAN: Yeah, I'd say the most death happens among these guys. >Ash Ketchum: (Note, I'm guessing the ages) A 10 year old Pokemon >trainer (a Pokemon/Pocket Fighter is a form of animal with special >abilities in fighting, flying or cuteness) GOKU: How is cuteness a special ability? VEGETA: It makes people sick. >who wishes to be the best of his field. He is trying to get ahead >of his snobby rival from his home town Pallet, Gary, grandson to >the legendary Proffesor Oak. He uses all types of pokemon. >Misty: About 11 years of age, this pretty, if somewhat stubborn >and conceited young girl is always arguing with Ash about this and >that, KRILLAN (Ash): Well I say its this! YAMUCHA (Misty): No, its that! KRILLAN (same): THIS! YAMUCHA (same): THAT! KRILLAN (same): THIS! YAMUCHA (same): THAT! KRILLAN (same): THIS! YAMUCHA (same): THAT! VEGETA: SHUT UP OR DIE!! BOTH (quietly):OK. GOKU: Real smooth, Vegeta. >apparently coming just for Ash to repay her for the bike he trashed >which belonged to her. One would say that she had deeper feelings >for the young trainer..... GOKU: But then one would be insane. >She uses water pokemon. >Brock: The oldest (about 12) and also the most hormonial. YAMUCHA: I challenge him to a girl-crazy duel! >His stupid ga-ga face whenever he sees a pretty face gets >his two friends and himself into more scrapes than normal. He >wishes to be the best pokemon breeder. YAMUCHA: @_@. I didn't know he was that hard up. >He uses mainly rock pokemon. >Pikachu: Ash's first pokemon, an adorable electric mouse, who like >all pokemon, speaks by just repeating his name, but with different >tones. KRILLAN: Does anyone know just why Pokemon do that? GOKU: It sounds very cute. Very, very cute. Cute is a big thing with Pokemon. VEGETA: I think I'm gonna be sick. >The voice is cute, GOKU: See? >but he is hounded by Team Rocket consistently. YAMUCHA: What kind of Pokemon does he use? VEGETA: BAKA! He IS a Pokemon. YAMUCHA: Yeah, well, I was used to seeing what kind of Pokemon each character was using. >(You will see the rest of the pokemon characters during the fanfic) ALL: Thank you, Mister Voice! >Team Rocket: They consist of a 12 year old girl Jessie, a 12 year >old boy, James, GOKU: Hold it, hold it. Jessie and James are in no way 12. They are the height of adults and you've definatly seen that Jessie is "mature" in appearance. >James, and a rare talking pokemon called Meowth. They constantly try >to kidnap Pikachu, but ultimately fail. Watch out for their famous chant! KRILLAN: Why? Will we be buried under letters? >Gary Oak: The snobby rival to Ash, who constantly rubs it in GOKU: What does he rub in, the snobby? >to show that he is superior. >However, he may be ready to take the fall anytime soon....... VEGETA(bookie): I'm taking bets! 20 to 1 on Gary! GOKU: No way, he's gonna take a fall. (...) KRILLAN: Looks like that was the end. Mako Crossover Chapter 1 YAMUCHA: Nope, it was just intermission. GOKU: Are all the parts this short? KRILLAN: Maybe it won't be that bad? End and Beginning By Chris Homer YAMUCHA (singing): This is the end... my good friend.. GOKU: But its the beginning... >(Note: This fanfic has nothing to do with my Chromer Chronicles. Any new characters here will have nothing to do with the other characters in >my other stories. This is a completely different work) GOKU: It's something else. Nothing like the other one. Completly separate. Did I mention it's different? _____________________________________________________________________ >Cloud looked at the Lifestream, erupting from the earth below them. >They had done it. >Aeris had done it. >His friends had done it. YAMUCHA: NO! It was the butler whodunnit! KRILLAN: Maybe Mrs. Peacock with the Ultima Weapon in the Southern Crater...? >He had done it. >He couldn't believe it. >The realisation became too much. He jumped up and hugged Tifa. Tifa >felt the force of her strong Cloud in her arms. She started to cry >as he hugged her. >KRILLAN (Tifa): *cries* God he smells!! >Emotions around the ship were also high. Cid was whooping about in >obvious joy, Barret was ready to explode, his face has such a big >smile that his face would probably rip in half. YAMUCHA: Whoa, what's Barret on? >Red XIII, also known as Nanaki, GOKU: Also known as Red Fuzzy Thing. >was trying hard not to cry, but it seemed like he was failing. Vincent >seemed as calm as ever, but really his heart was jumping. VEGETA: ...Out of his body and on the deck. >He certainly had a smile on his face, a sad one at that. Cait was >jumping about and in his hiding place, Reeve and Marlene were crying >as well as the evil was over. Even Yuffie had entered from her area >in the cargo ship and was jumping for joy, without getting sick, not >thinking about it for once. GOKU (Cloud): Nope I'm not sick, not at all . Nope. No way. >Suddenly, a jerk from the ship woke them up. VEGETA (jerk): WAKE UP YOU LOSERS! >"What? Captain, somethings wrong" said the pilot who had taken them >there. GOKU: Is he the jerk? >Cid ran and saw warnings flash in front of him, he saw mako erupt in >front of him as the Lifestream was healing the planet. >"Cloud?" said Cid. Cloud let go of Tifa and hurried to the old pilot. >"What?" he said. >"What the hell is going on?" he screamed. KRILLAN: Who he? Which he is which? PRONOUNS CAN BE BAD! >Cloud looked ahead as the mako from the crater erupted. Cid quickly >hurried the ship out of the area as the mako erupted. Something was >happening. YAMUCHA: Lets see, mako is erupting, everyone jumping around, is that something? >"F..Fools...." said a voice. No way! Sephiroth was in front of them, >in his dying breath. "My.....mother......had....a.....plan......for >.....such....occassions...." he said. GOKU: Sephiroth's channeling William Shatner! KRILLAN: BOO! Obvious joke! >"Now......people.....as....evil....as....me.....will soon.....emerge >....from......different entrances.....from the....Lifestream......." VEGETA (Seph): Well, my job's done. Time to die! >As Sephiroth disappeared, Cloud continued to stare at the Mako. It >was erupting, but with a green flash. GOKU: I thought mako was always green. >It looked like the alien creature known as Jenova wasn't finished >yet. Cloud whipped out his Ultima Weapon. YAMUCHA: He named it!? Man, hes pathetic. GOKU: Put that away, you sicko! >Quick as a flash, Yuffie and Tifa were beside him, Conformer and >Premium Heart ready. Barret and Vincent stayed behind them, ready >to blast whatever came from Jenova. Red XIII stood patiently, ready >to pounce. Cait grabbed his megaphone KRILLAN: Cait will talk it to death. >as Cid grabbed his Venus Gospel. >"All right, we aren't through yet ya mother f....." GOKU: That Jenova's a bad mother.. YAMUCHA: Watch your mouth! GOKU: I'm only talking about Jenova. KRILLAN: Well I can dig it. >Cid's last word wasn't heard as the Mako exploded in front of them. VEGETA: Wow. The entire planet's working as a censor. >A flash had occured, one to the left, one to the right and one to >the centre. Was this the prophescy that Sephiroth had warned? VEGETA: , Probably. >"My grandfather told me about something like this. Too much Mako >combined with any form of intensy energy, GOKU: Hey, Vegeta, is "intensy" energy what we fire blasts with? VEGETA: NO! The writer just misspelled intense. >such as Jenova cells, could have disasterous consequences." he >said. "If that doesn't fault me, Nanaki....." said Vincent. KRILLAN (Vincent): I'll get a 300 on my bowling game. >"Yes?" "Are those portals?" Cloud looked shocked. Whatever >Sephiroth has said, may have just come true. Would being of evil >come from these portals? Steadily, he raised his weapon. GOKU: So he very slowly raised his weapon? Why's he taking his time like that? ______________________________________________________________________ >In an island, of the earthern realm of Japan, in an island unknown >to many of the world...... KRILLAN: The earthen part of Japan? Is that opposed to the Martian realm? >Jin Kazama had been a fighter, ever since his mother died at the hands >of Ogre. This tournament has been seemingly organised for Jin to get his >revenge against the Ogre. >GOKU (church lady): How conveeeeeniant. >However, he didn't know about the other members of the tournament. >In the semi final, he had faced a charming girl named Julia Chang. His >grandfather had practically forced him to face her. GOKU (Heihachi): Um, Jin? It's a really bad idea to not look at your opponent. Maybe you should face her? YAMUCHA (Jin): NO! And you can't make me! >The reason was because he wished for Hwoarang, a nemesis of Jin, to >most likely face him in the final. Hwoarang had faced Paul Pheonix >in the semis and had won, Paul only being there as he tied with Lei >Wulong, and Lei had injured his ankle. KRILLAN: Lei Wulong IS Kurt Angle! >Julia had been the surprise of the tournament, well, one of two. GOKU: The other was when Mr. Satan actually defeated Cell. VEGETA: That weakling? I think that there's a better chance of me not killing someone in any given day! >Julia had virtually no battle experience, and no real experience >of any fighting style, and yet, had emerged victorous many times, >defeating Mokujin, a tree dummy brought to life by the Ogre, Anna >Williams, a skimpy little slut set for revenge against her sister, YAMUCHA: Sheesh, these are pretty harsh comments on fighters. Although, I'd like to meet that Anna.... ^_^ VEGETA: Shut up. >and King, one of the favourites, a wrestler who had a good heart. VEGETA (Julia): Mmmm, it was a good heart. Yum! >Julia, ironically, beat him with a wrestling move, crushing his >skull using leverage with a fisherman's suplex. Julia had been >congratulated by the young wrestler KRILLAN: If his skull was crushed, he'd be dead! GOKU: Maybe he can regenerate. >and had watched her face Eddy Gordo in the quarter finals. >Julia was losing badly, Eddy Capeoria GOKU: I thought he was Eddy Gordo! >style was confusing against her Kempo/Latin America wrestling >style. GOKU: Jan ken po! Rock! >Eddy was controlling the match when he went for his special. >He powered up his legs into two no-hand cartwhells, ready to >knock her out. At a split second, Julia had avoided hit. Her >fist clenched, came down at Eddy's side of his face, YAMUCHA: Then hit the side of the face which DIDN'T belong to Eddy. >before with inhuman speed, Julia hit a leg at the ankle and >hitting a bow and arrow kick. She followed up with a rushing >uppercut, before Eddy hit a full nelson, trying to snap the >girls neck. GOKU: Man, that was a confusing sentence. >Julia somehow, lifted her leg up and swatted him in the face, >and jumped and hit a spinning frakensteiner. The match was over. >Julia had gone against the odds again. >Jin smiled. KRILLAN (Jin): Heh, I get to face that hot girl. She can beat ME any day. >He watched her after that match. They had spent some time together, >along with Lei WuLong and the other surprise in the tournament, Ling >Xiayou. GOKU (Ling): SURPRISE! >Ling had also got to the quarter finals, but lost to Hwoarang. Ling >had defeated Panda (although Panda actually forfeited, not wishing to >fight her friend) and Tiger Jackson on route to this place, and she >almost got the upset against the Tae Kwon Do expert. She had upset >Forest Law to get to him, GOKU (Forest Law): Waaaahhh! >and felt that she had defeated Hwoarang. However, as she set to hit >him with her thunder strike, a pain went through her leg, a pain >which almost tore her apart. She gave up the fight, and Hwoarang, >who had taken a liking to her in the tournament, YAMUCHA: He had sized her up while kicking her ass. >quickly rushed her to hospital. >She was fine, her leg had been inflamed. KRILLAN: So the leg just swelled? Why? >Surprisingly, Hwoarang stayed to help her. He had already defeated >Bryan Fury in the quarter finals after beating Gon. He had defeated >Paul Pheonix for a memorable victory and was ready to face Jin Kazama >in the final. >Jin himself had an easy way into the semi-final. He only needed to >defeat two opponents in the early prelimaries which decided who got to >the quarters whilst others had to defeat three. He defeated Yoshimitsu >easily as well as Kuma, and faced Nina Williams in the quarter finals. >Nina attacked viciously, apparently she was attempting to assissinate Jin. VEGETA: pfft, who isn't trying to assassinate him? >Jin was not as quick as Nina and mainly of her ikedo strikes came in, >along with holds and throws that Jin couldn't block. >Jin got in more than his fair share of attacks though. Nina was getting >tired, and then, she spotted Anna. GOKU: I think this isn't the time to be painting people. YAMUCHA: That's really stretching, man. >Anna, who had lost all of her prelimaries, watched Nina with a piercing >stare. >Nina realised that her memories were returning, her hatred for her sister, >but also the assination of both Jin and his father Kasuya. However, was >this the life she wished to leave.... VEGETA (NINA): So much to do, so many to kill, how can I leave now? >Before she knew it, she was unconscious from Jin's unblockable elbow. _____________________________________________________________________ >He pleaded to face Paul instead of Julia, but Heihachi wouldn't have any >of it, not to be so weak to fall to a pretty face. KRILLAN: Wait, wait, we have an old man character who isn't a pervert? What's the world coming to? >So, the semi-final was one. It didn't last long. Julia was just as >apprehensive, but didn't have the skill of Jin, who had two styles he had >mastered. Julia did the best she good, but realised she was no match for >him. She forfeited, and Jin was glad, he didn't want to hurt her. YAMUCHA: At least not until he put the handcuffs on her. >So, Jin against Hwoarang would be the final match. It was tense, both >of them had skill bettered than men twice their age. However, like before, >the match was even, but this time there was an interruption...... GOKU (random guy): Phone call for Hwoarang. Do you know a Homer Sexual? >"I seek the strongest souls to put into my flame." >Jin and Hwoarang stopped their battle to look into the voice. The Ogre >was standing there. >Heihachi smirked. He had come. He had taken the bait. Now to get this >power........ >Jin growled. "You killed my mother!" KRILLAN (Ogre/Dark Helmet): Well, I am your mother's sister's friend's cousin's brother's roomate. >Hwoarang growled. "You killed my master!" >"You will soon join them." Julia and Ling who had been watching them, were now in shock. They >rushed into the ring. >"Jin, what's happening?" screamed the young native girl. VEGETA: Um, which one is that? >"Hwoarang!!!" screamed Ling as Hwoarang ran attempting to attack it. >Hwoarang axe kicks, triple kicks, toe kicks couldn't get through >it's hard body. Ogre attacked with many moves from other fighters, >included Bruce Irvin, Kuma, and ironically, Baek. GOKU: Ironic, because Baek didn't HAVE any attacks. >Hworang fell from the Hunting Hawk and the Infinity Kill attacks >which were from Lee Chaolan. Ling screamed and held a near >unconscious body. VEGETA: Then she dropped the random guy she found and ran to Hworang. >Jin rushed in and attacked with a flash punch combo, into >Jun's famous 3 Ring Circus attack, followed by a couple axe kicks. >Ogre fended them off easily and attacked with Jin's own Tsunami >Kick. Jin avoided, but noticed something behind Ogre. >Heihachi with a gun.....pointing at him. GOKU (Hunter from Road Rovers): Yet another unexpected plot twist. >Jin couldn't believe it. It was slow motion as the shot was fired. KRILLAN: Ah, the law of Temporal Variability. GOKU: What are you talking about? KRILLAN: It's one of the anime laws of physics. "When something important or impressive happens, time may slow down or speed up". It happens to you all the time, Goku. GOKU: Oh, that's how the fight with Freeza lasted for such a long 5 minutes. >Jin moved, but Ogre wasn't as lucky. It actually moved into the >path of the bullet, and turned to see the shooter. >Heihachi was grabbed into the air by Ogre. GOKU: So the air grabbed him and pulled him in, leaving him by Ogre. The hell? >"Now you will see my true form." he said. YAMUCHA (Ogre): Moon Crisis Make-up! VEGETA: Now that's just disturbing. >"No, you won't!" >Julia screamed and ran at it, with the pendant given to her, she had >to stop it! KRILLAN: Hey be careful with that, Marle needs it to give back to Terra. >The flash blinded everyone. But Julia did not see the true ogre. VEGETA: (laughing) Well, at least the author was consistant with the "no one has ever seen its true form' thing. >In fact, when she opened her eyes next, she didn't know where she >was............ YAMUCHA: I imagine she'd be used to waking up in strange places. GOKU: What is it with you? _____________________________________________________________________ >In Australia....... GOKU: The Crocodile Hunter tried to "examine" Akuma. VEGETA (Croc Hunter): I appear to be in several pieces. He's a naughty one he is! What an amazing creature! >Ryu felt the rain hit him hard as Bison attacked him hard. KRILLAN: The rain is Bison's accessory to assault. >He looked to see how his friends were doing. He smirked inside, >realising he wasn't the man who was supposed to have friends. YAMUCHA: So he was looking for people who don't exist. >Ken Masters was facing off against the demon Akuma and losing badly. >Akuma seemed impossible to beat, VEGETA: HA! I'd take him on! GOKU: Actually, there is a fic about you doing that. I don't advise you read it, they keep calling you Veggie. VEGETA: WHAT!!! >he seemed to pierce right through his opponent's soul, and know what >to do next. Similar to Bison really, he thought, avoiding another >Psycho Crusher. >Sakura had bravely fought against Sagat, Ryu thought it was a bit stupid, >VEGETA: HE wanted to fight Sakura. >GOKU: Is that Sakura the Cardcaptor? >but Sakura wanted to, as Ryu was getting pounded by both of them. And >to her credit, she had fended off quite well, but hardly got any moves >it as Sagat pounded her. He was about to crack her skull, but then Chun-Li >interveined. VEGETA: Awwww, a death or two could really pick this fic up. >Chun-Li was one of the few opponents, apart from Ken, Akuma, Sagat and >Bison who Ryu had faced, who he was pleased to call strong. He had faced >her in the semi-final of this alpha tournament, and it was even when >Akuma had come and ruined everything. Now anarchy was happening. KRILLAN: So government broke down in Austrailia because of this fight? >Suddenly, a plane came from over head. YAMUCHA: It certainly wouldn't be coming from underground. >Bison raised his fist to smash into Ryu's head, when he heard the plane. GOKU (Ryu/Tattoo): De plane! De plane! >He also heard a figure jump down. KRILLAN: What, does the guy weigh 10 tons and make an audible boom when he hits? GOKU: Maybe hes covered in percussion instruments. VEGETA: What the hell does that mean? GOKU: I dunno. >"BISON, YOU WILL PAY, YOU SON OF A BITCH!" >Guile ran at Bison with a flying kick, which was the distraction Ryu >needed. Ryu powered up his Dragon Punch and hit him on the back of >the skull. >By now, even Akuma was distracted. Ken took the opportunity and hit >a full flowing Shoryu-Reppa. Sakura had now recovered, and was ready >to face off against Sagat as well. >Bison was in pain, but clutched his amulet, which was glowing. KRILLAN: Hey, how did he get that from Julia? >Bison prepared for a Psycho Cannon attack, but was rudely interrupted >by a bolt of lightning. >At his amulet. VEGETA: Amulets are a big thing for these warps. _____________________________________________________________________ >At the Earth Gym in Japan....... GOKU: Is that by the earthen region? >"O.K, Pikachu, use your thunder shock attack!" screamed a >young voice. >"PIK-A-CHU!" a creature screamed asa huge blast of lightning >enveloped the opponent Ivysaur. >"Ivy....." it screamed as it fell back. >"Ivysaur!" another voice screamed. >"You'll pay for that Ash, Ivysaur return!" YAMUCHA: Ok, how many times can we say Ivysaur in a row? >Gary Oak didn't like to lose. He had to get this eighth badge >now. He couldn't believe that Ash caught up to him so quickly. >He raised another pokeball. "Go, Zolbat!" he screamed. GOKU: What is that? That's not a pokemon. VEGETA: Otaku... >Ash was about to raise a pokemon of his own, but he heard two >very familiar voices. >"Prepare for trouble!" >"Make it double!" YAMUCHA: What, are we taking orders at McDonalds? >"To protect the world from devastation!" >"To unite all peoples within our nation!" >"To denounce the evils of truth and love!" >"To extend our reach to the stars above!" >"Jessie!" >"James!" >"Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!" >"Surrender now or prepare to fight!" >"Meow!" a cat spoke. "That's right!" >"All right, we want...." said the girl, Jessie. >"Yeah, yeah, Pikachu. Whatever." said Ash who was looking bored. VEGETA (Ash): Fools. They deserve to die. >Jessie was getting agitated with this little creep. >"Why you...." YAMUCHA (Jessie): Why, you dear... >She started to speak when she felt a spiked creature hit it from >behind. James also fell to a hard thing which crashed into its head. KRILLAN: Hee hee, I think someone neutered James. (Stops and thinks of what he says. All cringe). >Misty and Brock smiled as Staryu and Geodude returned. >"You'll pay for that!" screamed Meowth, Team Rocket's talking >cat pokemon. >"Go Arbok!" screamed Jessie, as her giant snake pokemon emerged. "Go Wheezing!" screamed James, as the bomb pokemon with two heads >came out. Gary knew that his battle wasn't with them, so he tried to sneak >out. GOKU: Ah, the yellow cowardly approach to heroism. >Suddenly, Meowth tackled him and scratched his face, Gary >screamed in pain. >"Hey, this fink has pokemon as well! Should we steal them?" he >screamed. >"Let's get them all!" screamed Jessie. "Arbok, squeeze attack >on the girl!" YAMUCHA: Arbok is Misty's main squeeze. GOKU: That really bit. YAMUCHA: I know, maybe the fic will get more interesting later. >Arbok obliged as he circulated its body around Misty. >Misty screamed quietly as the pain went through her. ALL:@_@ KRILLAN: How do you scream quietly? GOKU: And whats the point of it? >"ASH!" she said. >Ash turned to see his friend in the coils of Arbok, squeezing. "How about it, punk? If you want to save your girlfriend, how >about a trade? Her for Pikachu?" Jessie smirked. >Ash was dumbstroken. He loved Pikachu, but truth be told, he loved >Misty as well, GOKU: They aren't even TEENS, for cripes sake! I don't think love is that clear to them. This writer has a strange fantasy. >although he would never admit it. What could he do? >Suddenly, Arbok was fried and burnt. VEGETA: Mmmm, McDonalds just cooked him. >Brock had used his Vulpix and Pikachu had blasted lightning, >slightly burning Misty, but not much. Ash quickly helped her up. >"O.K, time to battle!" he said. >"Charmeleon, Bulbasaur, Squirtle, go!" Ash screamed. >"Psyduck, Staryu, Starmie, go!" Misty screamed. >"Geodude, Onyx, Vulpix, go!" Brock screamed. GOKU: I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. >Team Rocket felt trapped. Gary didn't know what to do. KRILLAN: I have a feeling that that isn't a rare occurrence. >Suddenly, each pokemon attacked at once. Fire, poison, >lightining, water, rock and psychic attacks flooded the >arena at once. GOKU: It all happened at once. It was simultaneous. It happened in an instant. YAMUCHA: Umm, you used that joke before. GOKU: So? >The reaction was vanishing. >Literally...... _____________________________________________________________________ >Sorry, if I went a bit on with this, ALL: YOU DID! >but each character will have a reference to the main story >in the land of FF7. GOKU (sarcastic): Oh no, it didn't drag. I hung on EVERY word. KRILLAN: It's too early to get that sarcastic, Goku! (...) VEGETA: Hey, it looks like we're getting a break. Lets get out of here. (Reverse door sequence) The four warriors sat at a table. Goku sighed. "This really bites. I've already tried to teleport out, but I can't. I bet that ki blasts don't work either." Krillan spoke up. "I guess we're stuck here. Well, we can make sure that Freeza doesn't win." The monitor starts up. Hell 13 Freeza sat at ease. "I wouldn't concern yourself with winning. It's all a matter of time now. Well, prepare for more, later." He pushed a button and the screen goes blank. --FWISH-- More notes: I would like to note to Chris Homer, I do not think his fic is awful. It is a excellent idea, just somewhat confusing. Its just that for my first fic, I wanted something easy, and that's always true with crossovers. > Misty screamed quietly as the pain went through her.