Mystery Dragon ball Theater MSTed by Jared a.k.a. Shade the thief (Jaa1284@aol.com) Mako Crossover pt. 2 by Chris Homer Disclamer: I do not own this fic. This fic was created by Chris Homer. I am using it on loan. All characters in the fic are property of their respective companies. I did not steal any of them. Mystery Science Theater 3000 belongs to Best Brains, Inc. All DBZ characters are owned by Akira Toryama. Satellite of Z Warriors The scene opens with Goku and Krillan sitting in the room talking. "I don't know, Goku. I don't think that trying to open a hole in the satellite is a good idea. Even if we COULD suceed, we would just be killing ourselves by letting out all our air." "I don't think so. I think that this 'air' that Freeza mentioned is some kind of hoax used to keep us here. I mean, I've seen HIM surviving in space." Vegeta comes in. "Kakarot, can you really be this big of an idiot? Freeza doesn't need air to live!" Before this absurd argument gets any further, Freeza calls. Yamucha quickly enters in response. Hell 13 Freeza sits at his throne. "Hello there, fools. I finally decided that it is time to return you to work. I'm sending over more of Mako Crossover right now!" SZW The alarm sounds. Goku shouts. "We've got Fanfic sign!!!!" (theme music) In the not so distant future, in another time and place, Freeza plans to avenge his death, against the Saiya-jin race. He took the two greatest of them all, and some friends to go on through the fall. He trapped them in a satellite, and he'll make them snap since they're too strong in a fight. (VEGETA: Nooooo!) Freeza: I'll send them lousy fan-fics, and whatever else I can find. (LA-LA-LA) They'll read the lousy ideas, and completely lose their minds. (LA-LA-LA) Now keep in mind that the prisoners have no idea what to do, they are worried what thier fate will be, well... wouldn't you? Satellite roll call! Goku! (Feed me!) Krillan (This is nuts!) Yamucha (Don't hurt me!) VEGETA! (All will die!!) If you're wondering how they know thier stuff, Since they are not from this Earth Repeat to yourself, Its just a fic That type of thinking has no worth. It's Mystery Dragon Ball Theater 3000! Guitar twang during door sequence 7 (dog bone opening) 6 (it's a wall. Vegeta blasts it.) 5 (Krillin is thrown head first at a window, like a baseball) 4 (drawbridge comes down) 3 (door swings open) 2 (Dragon scuptured door lifts) 1 (hatch opens) (The 4 sit in the theater. Left to right: Yamucha, Krillan, Goku, Vegita) GOKU: So remind me what’s happened so far? KRILLAN: Well, the author gave a long introduction to all the different characters, Sephiroth told the FF7 crew about a new evil, and something strange happened at all the other worlds. YAMUCHA: Huh, that’s all? With all the time we were stuck in here, I thought more had happened. KRILLAN: Nope, it just reaaaaaaaaaly dragged. >Mako Crossover Chapter 2 >Confusion VEGETA: Surprisingly accurate title. It definitely describes how I feel. By Chris Homer >The mako eruption exploded around the ship. Cid and the others were >desperately trying to hang on, all the while trying to be prepared >for whatever evil may come out........ Cloud's Ultima weapon tensed >as the portals brightened. GOKU: So his sword got nervous? Strange weapon. Is it anything like the club that Flint the Time Detective carries around? >He jumped up to the top of the Highwind, Tifa, Barret and Yuffie >quickly joined them. KRILLAN: Them? I think you just might be right there, Goku. >Barret and Yuffie aimed their weapons at two of the portals >ready to attack whatever came out. >Cloud's face was a mask of concerntration. >"Oh shit!" A scream from below got their attention. YAMUCHA: A QUIET scream… >Cloud and Tifa went down, leaving Barret and Yuffie to warn them of >any attack (much to Barret's schgrin) as Cid was desperately pulling >back on the controls. "IT'S GONNA BLOW!" he screamed. GOKU: I know, but if we got to read it, then you got to be in it. >"ER, GUYS?" Yuffie screamed, as Cloud quickly came up, but it was >getting more difficult as the ships stable condition was at its much >critical. KRILLAN: So it’s “much critical” yet it’s a stable condition. The hell? >"WHAT?" Cloud shouted over the din which was being made. >Yuffie just pointed. YAMUCHA (Yuffie/Fox Mulder): The truth… is out there. >Cloud looked ahead at one of the most amazing sights he would have the >pleasure (or displeasure) to see. The three portals were emitting yellows >beams of power, but also crossing between. Whatever was coming out was >going to have one hell of a time realising what it is. VEGETA: I guess that means that what’s in the portal has an identity crisis. >"ALL RIGHT, LETS STOP THIS!" Barret screamed. ALL: PLEASE!!!! >Cloud held out a red materia. >"ULTIMATE E....." >He started to activate the Knights Of The Round Materia, but then >his mouth drooped open, GOKU (Droopy): Hello, all you happy people. >as the portals started to come closer. He made out a few figures, >they looked like young people........with round objects in their >hands.... YAMUCHA: Aw geez, they shouldn’t have that out in publ- OTHERS: Shut up! >Tifa looked at the second portal coming at them....the figures >were of....well, tough people. Buff, fighters? She recognised a >white and red gi...... Barret looked at the third portal to see an >old man figure come out. Despite a seemingly great age, he was built >well, and with him...... Barret didn't get to ponder who the rest >were because the next thing he knew was blackness...... GOKU(Barret): Alas, poor blackness… I knew him, Vincent… KRILLAN: No, that just isn’t funny. GOKU: Yeah… well I…. zip it! _____________________________________________________________________ >Kalm didn't get iis name out of fate. It was a small town, as calm >as can be. GOKU: Wait a second… Kalm, calm… OOOHHHH! I never noticed that! >Recently, Reeve, formerly of Shinra, was looking after Marlene, who >he had 'kidnapped' as ransom for Cait to continue with the quest. >News quickly filtered in that Sephiroth had been defeated, people >were getting excited. The power of Meteor was then seen to be fading >as both Holy and the Lifestream came into power. Reeve knew that it >was Aeris who had done it, and he felt sorry for the beautiful brunette. YAMUCHA: He felt sad that she had never known a true man… like me! >By his side, Marlene was holding Reeve's leg. VEGETA: As long as she’s not humping it, I’ll let the author live. >Reeve smiled. He had apologised to her and Elymra immensely for >his actions and now the three were comfortable in the hotel. >So it was a bit of a surprise when a few people materialised in >front of them........ "What?" screamed Elymra. GOKU: Didn't you listen to the narrator? Three people just materialized! >Reeve looked as shocked as three men materialised in front of >them, none of them with a good look in front of their face. KRILLAN: They didn’t have good looks on their faces, either. >The biggest man, Reeve gasped at his size, it was near 8 foot, was >the first to speak. "Where the hell are we, Lord Bison?" he screamed. ALL: AHHHHH! GOKU: You don’t need to shout, they’re right next to you. >His voice was bellowing, as Reeve began to feel afraid. >"Sagat....how the hell should I know, this power, it has transported >us somewhere." He turned to see three trembling figures, and an >older man. "And who are you?!" Bison bellowed. YAMUCHA: Why is everyone shouting? >Then he recognised him. >"Are you that Heihachi Mishima,?" Bison grinned. 'Great, in front >of me is one of the most powerful men in the world, this could >be more benefital and interesting than I thought.' >Heihachi nodded, not fully comprehending what had happened. VEGETA: Join the club. >Ogre had attempted to enter his soul, Julia had used the pendant >which he had got off Michelle....how the hell did she get it? GOKU: She took it from Terra. >No-matter. >Heihachi looked around. This certainly wasn't a Mishima hotel, >and the two men before him were certainly less than friendly. >However, Heihachi himself wasn't a do-gooder. VEGETA: Good >He had just tried to kill his own grandson. >"Yes, and you are?" he commented. >"Fool, I am Lord Bison, Shadowlaw's master...." he started, >but then saw the three other figures trying to sneak out of here. >His eyes (Bison's), turned an intense white. KRILLAN (Bison): AHHH! My eyes!! YAMUCHA: He was looking at the sun again. >The three suddenly felt a psychokenetic force drive them back >into the hotel. Marlene screamed and Elymra held her close. >"How touching!" sneered Bison. >Reeve decided to be brave. VEGETA: I think we’ve found our first casualty. Everyone wave ‘bye-bye’ to Reeve. (others wave) >"Who the hell are you.....and what are you do...." He was shut quickly >by Heihachi who had slammed a powerful elbow onto the base of his spine. GOKU: Um, by base, do they mean the neck or tailbone? >His last thought before he slipped into unconsciousness was 'So much >for being brave'. >Marlene screamed as Sagat approached them. >"Now, where are we?" he bellowed. KRILLAN (Elymra): I won’t answer you, young man, until you ask in a proper tone of voice. >"You...you...you are in the h.h.hotel in Kalm Tow..Town." Elymra >stammered, scared to death of these three men. >Bison looked at Heihachi. "Never heard of it! ANSWER ME NOW!" >Sagat bellowed. >"It's....it's..true!" screamed the little girl. Sagat grew amused for >these poor creatures before him. He turned to Bison. >"They seems sincere, do I crush them?" he said. VEGETA: Do it. Do it. GOKU: What’s with you Vegeta? VEGETA: I’m bored. Death always cheers me up. >"Let them live. They could be useful. I sense that they are important >to someone powerful here.....what about you Heihachi, want to join in >to conquer power?" GOKU: Conquer power…umm…. Nope, I can’t make it make sense. >Heihachi thought. This new area....it must be another world..... >Heihachi grinned. TO control two worlds.....what an interesting concept. >"Looks like I will......I sense that you are as evil as they come, >and I am as corrupt as they come....looks like we'll get on well." >He snickered. >Heihachi turned to Sagat. "And him?" >Bison smirked. "Don't worry. He is the only person I trust apart from >my own power. YAMUCHA: Is his power a person? >His fighting skills are legendary." >Heihachi nodded. "I know. The legend of Viktor Sagat has been around >for many years. >But didn't he lose a few y...." GOKU: Go ahead, rub it in his face, if you’d like your body separated from your head. >Bison stopped. If he was here, then what about.... >"Never mind. Let's get out of here. Sagat, take that slumbering >figure with us. We'll take care of the pests." >As Sagat threw Reeve over his shoulder like a child, Marlene and >Elymra screamed as Bison's intense power drove into their minds. GOKU (power): No, this isn’t right. I shouldn’t be in two girls’ minds. Should’ve taken that right at Albuquerque. _____________________________________________________________________ >Two figures flew out of the sky (again) and landed face first >outside a town. (It's Cosmo Canyon) KRILLAN: Thank you for sharing that, Mister Voice. >They had no idea where they were, but then again, these two don't >now where the nearest toilet is, never mind find a map. YAMUCHA: The hell? I just don’t get it. >"We blasted off again, and landed hard!" moaned the boy (James). >"Looks like we have to capture that Pikachu another t......where >the hell are we?" Jessie exclaimed, not recognising the area. >"You are outside Cosmo Canyon." said a raspy voice. >They looked at two figures. One a tall man, with a pale face and a >metal claw. GOKU(Dr. Claw): Inspector Gadget, I’ll get you! >On his side was a large gun. The second, wasn't a man, but a beast, and a big one at that? KRILLAN: Why are you asking us? >Jessie and James, otherwise known as Team Rocket suddenly felt afraid. >"He gonna eat us! He gonna eat us! He gonna eat us! He gonna eat us! >He gonna eat us! He gonna eat us! He gonna eat us! He gonna eat us! >He gonna eat us! He gonna eat us! He gonna eat us! He gonna eat us! >He gonna eat....." ALL: SHUT UP!!! >"OH SHUT UP!" screamed another voice, scratching their faces. >Meowth was getting fed up of their whinning. GOKU: Thank you! >"If he was gonna eat ya, he would have done it whilst you were boring >him and the audience with that!" (Loud boom) GOKU: What was that? YAMUCHA: Don’t worry, that was just the fourth wall shattering. >he screamed. Unfortunately, he hadn't really seen the dog like >carnivore in front him. VEGETA: It promptly ate him, and everyone else in the world. The end. KRILLAN: So, whats on TV? >This cat suddenly jumped and wouldn't be landing on his feet anytime soon. GOKU: No, that’s not clever, just a bastardization of an old phrase. >"A D...DOG! VERY BIG DOG!!" he screamed, hanging on to a tree. >"Now whose the scaredy cat?" Jessie smirked, her fear gone momentary. >Vincent scratched his head. Most people had heard of the legendary beasts >of Cosmo Canyon, these two had just arrived in the area and hadn't known >about it? Vincent and Red had vanished, as had the others, and they had >been teleported here. The Mako portals combining obviously had done the >same thing to the others, KRILLAN: Obviously… >along with the figures in the portals.... >Suddenly, a realisation came to him. These two must be two of the >figures that came out....... >"Do you know where you are?" Vincent questioned, his gun ready. >"Well.....not really....well, not until you told us. Anyway..." >"Exactly. Anyone from this world would have known that this was Cosmo >Canyon, and that the beast next to me is the legendary Nanaki, the >protector of the Canyon. Which means that you....." VEGETA: Are a couple of really dumb villians from a cheesy kids show. >"....are not from around here. Which means you have come from one of >those portals." Jessie and James suddenly had a flashback of what happened in the gyms with those kids. The flash had done something, >and this must have been the result. They quickly wondered if there >was any Pokemon here..... KRILLAN: Whoa, one-track mind experts. >"Which means.....you are possibly part of the evil ready to cause >destruction! WHICH MEANS YOUR LIFE MUST BE ENDED!" screamed Vincent, >his Death Penalty in his hand. VEGETA: I agree. The quicker everyone dies, the sooner we can leave. >Jessie and James quickly saw the gun and yelped and ran as fast as they >could, Meowth still hanging. >Vincent put the gun away and Red scratched himself. GOKU(Red): Who cares about the evil? Oooooh, ahhhh, that feels good. >"Funny, they don't seem evil. More like misguided." said Red. VEGETA: More like stupid. >"Yeah, I would have expected more of a fight of the being that were a >part of Sephiroth's evil." Vincent said, with a confused look. >They looked up to see Meowth still hanging on the tree, scared to death. >"Fancy some lunch, Red?" Vincent inquired with a smile. >Red licked his lips loud enough for Meowth to here. YAMUCHA: What, is there a microphone taped to his face? God, that’s one loud lip-licking. >Meowth screamed and flew up 50 feet. Red laughed. VEGETA: Torturing weak animals is FUN! >"Let's follow him. Those two may know something, and that cat seems to >be part of them." said Vincent. >Red nodded and followed them. >Unknown to both Red and Meowth, another figure from the portals had >also followed them, but not in fear, more of interest......... _____________________________________________________________________ >Jessie and James continued running, only to be surprised to see Meowth >running by them....and ahead of them. >"HE'S GONNA EAT ME!" he screamed. GOKU: Great, just great. Now Disney’s gonna be coming around for someone stealing a line from the Lion King. >"Oh, great, just let us be discovered." Jessie said, sarcastically. >"I've got an idea." said James, and grabbed a round ball ready to throw. >"Get yours ready as well." he said. >Vincent and Red kept up pace and were surprised to see the two waiting for >them. >"Listen, we're not gonna...." Vincent started, but was surprised about >what happened next. >James threw the pokeball in the air. "WEEZING, GO!" >Vincent watched the ball, and out of it came a two headed bomb like >creature, coughing. It was coughing small fumes of black gas. >Before either Vincent or Red could comment, James shouted "Weezing, >gas attack, now!" VEGETA: . Excuse me. >Weezing shot out bolt of gas, blinding the two heroes. >"What the...." Red asked, only to hear the girl shout something. >"GO ARBOK!" she screamed. >In front of Red, as he got some of his sight back, a giant snake >appeared in front of them, and whipped out KRILLAN: Don’t say it. It isn't right. YAMUCHA: Awww… >a poison sting attack on Red, temporarily paralysing him. >Vincent was slightly better off. His eyesight was incredible, thanking >to Hojo's experiments, one of the few benefits. GOKU: I’d think being able to turn into an all powerful monster would be more of a benefit. >He saw red down, and cast an Esuna. >Jessie was speechless as the vampire like man grabbed a green stone, >it flashed, and suddenly, the dog-thingy was up again. >"Red, cast fire!" Vincent screamed. >Red obeyed, and Red's Fire3 spell was cast on the gas, exploding it, >and sending Arbok and Weezing back to their masters, head first. GOKU: Ummm, which head of Weezing is going head first? Was he torn in two? >"Jessie, what the hell are we going to do?" screamed James. >VEGETA: Die a terrible death? >"I dunno, James. Who are you people?" screamed Jessie. >"We are part of the group known as Avalanche, who have just saved the >planet from the man known as Sephiroth. Suddenly, we are here from a mako >explosion, and it seems to have been transported here somehow as well. >Who are you, are you here for trouble?" Red inquired. >Shouldn't have said that. (Anyone who has watched Pokemon VEGETA: Like Kakarot. >knows what the word 'trouble' does to Team Rocket) >"Trouble?" >"Trouble?" Their fear was quickly erased. This was the one thing they had >that their opposition didn't have. GOKU: Brain damage! >"Prepare for trouble." (Jessie) >"Make it double." (James) KRILLAN: We’ve seen it before. All in favor of skipping the slogan? ALL: AYE! KRILLAN: Motion carries. >"MEOWTH! THAT'S RIGHT!" Meowth finished the rhyme off. >"Very amusing." Vincent pulled out his gun. Team R were once >again afraid. >Suddenly...... VEGETA: They all had heart attacks. The end. >A rock from nowhere was thrown at deadly accuracy at the gun, >making it fly from Vincent's hand. Vincent suddenly looked up to see >someone aiming a flying kick at him. YAMUCHA: BOOT TO THE HEAD! >Vincent couldn't avoid it, the attack was so quick. It caught him >in the chest, YAMUCHA: Oops… >and Vincent couldn't retaliate, the attacker was cat like quick, >hitting three punches, followed by a fourth, followed by a sweep kick >and leapt into a cat kick. Vincent fell back, holding his chest. GOKU (Vincent): Heartburn… >"You threaten rare wildlife like this, talking wildlife, you don't >deserve to live, training it to attack like that?" screamed the voice, >a high feminine voice. KRILLAN: Hail, oh master of the run-on sentence! >Jessie and James looked at their saviour, well Jessie looked, whilst >James stared. The saviour was a very cute looking girl, dressed in >denim shorts, had linen cloth material around parts of her body, >avoiding people seeing much of her, had a Native American style look >as well as headband, and her face was typical of a cute teenage girl. YAMUCHA: Ooooo… >Jessie turned to hit James over the head, who was growing a stupid >look on his mouth. Pathetic! YAMUCHA: I can relate. Sweet! GOKU: No wonder Bulma dumped you! VEGETA: No, it would be because she found a MUCH better option. >Vincent grabbed his weapon, but Red put a paw on his hand. >"Easy, I don't think she is our enemy." said Red. KRILLAN(Red): She’s far too hot to be an enemy. Oh, pleeeeeeze, don’t be our enemy. YAMUCHA: Hey. That’s MY line. KRILLAN: Ha, beat you! >Vincent went up to Red confused, but he was walking up to the girl, >and held his paw up. The girl acepted it and stroked its fur under >the chin. Red enjoyed this and sighed. Meowth, still staring, also >ran up to the girl, also seeing peace in this figure. The girl lifted >it up to her shoulder, Meowth still scared of Red, but at ease with >this girl. "Sorry about that, I didn't know you...." the girl said. VEGETA: Don’t worry, as soon as she gets to know them she’ll be even more eager to kill them. >"Nothing said. Vincent doesn't usually get beatings like that. >I'm impressed." Red looked her over. "You must have come out of the >portal as well." Excepting a similar reaction to Team Rocket, what he >got was something else. VEGETA: Another ass-kicking? GOKU: Man, all these riffs bite. (Shade appears.) SHADE: I know, but don’t worry, it picks up. (Shade disappears.) ALL: … KRILLAN: He really shouldn’t do that. YAMUCHA: What do you expect from such a pathetic person. SHADE (offscreen): You keep that up, and I’ll make you regret it. >"Yes, I managed to transport myself and my friends away from the Ogre." >She showed a pendant. "This was what got us out of here, given to me by >my mother, Michelle Chang. It absorbed the Ogre's power, KRILLAN: And now it can open the doors with a unusual crest. >and transported us here, however, I sense that it is somewhere here >now. YAMUCHA: What, her pendant? >Looks like I may have brought more wrong than right, here." she sighed. >Red put a paw on her bare shoulder. It was warm. "Don't say that. If it >hadn't happened, we wouldn't have met you or your fighting skills....or >for that matter, seen those two unleash things I've never seen before....." VEGETA(Red): SO DIE!!!!!! GOKU: Can’t you come up with anything else to say? VEGETA (surprised): Is there anything else worth saying? >Jessie poked her head round the corner. "They are our Pokemon, >Arbok and Weezing!" she screamed. Red looked confused. >"Pokemon?" he said. >"Meowth! You don't know what Pokemon is?!" Meowth said, KRILLAN: So Meowth is yelling at himself for not knowing what a large game franchise is? GOKU: It’s even worse since he’s part of that same franchise. >taking a risk. He still felt safe on the girl. "No....but I guess because your world is different than ours." Red said. The girl smiled. "I know what they are, but have never used them. My friend Ling Xiayou is a huge fan of them, maybe you can ask her, it looks like these two aren't exactly rocket scientists." she said. Jessie and James looked like thunder, ALL: @_@ GOKU: This goes without saying, but… ‘looked’ like THUNDER!? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!? >but hid back in the trees as Red snarled. >"So, I guess we're stuck with each other." The girl said, extending her >hand to Vincent. YAMUCHA: Her arm stretched ten feet to accomplish this feat. >"I'm Julia Chang. Pleased to meet you." she said. >Vincent extended his metal hand. Surprisingly, Julia didn't question it. GOKU: The hand probably wouldn’t answer the questions, anyways. >"Vincent Valentine. The beast is Red XIII, also known as Nanaki, the >guardian of Cosmo Canyon, which we were just about to enter." he said. >Red explained. "This portal that you escaped from was from a Mako explosion. >We need to ask the elders and consulte the observatory for information." >A cold nerve struck him. YAMUCHA: The nerve then went on a rampage, killing 20 chickens and screwing a beagle. >"What's wrong?" Julia asked, concerned. >"Grandfather...Seto..." he whispered. >"His grandfather died today." Vincent said. Julia looked sad. VEGETA: She then realized she didn’t give a sh*t and went on with her life. >Red shook his head. "Go on without me. I'll be ahead." he said. GOKU(Red): I don’t know how, since I’m staying behind, but don’t worry. I’m sure it’ll make sense somehow. >Vincent said, then looked over his shoulder onto Team Rocket. KRILLAN: So Vincent said something not written, then fell on Team Rocket? >"What should we do about them?" Julia asked. VEGETA: Painful torment always works for me. >Vincent shrugged. "Let them go into their own devices." GOKU: But you can’t put people in pokeballs! They don’t fit! >He said as he and the young girl entered the canyon. >Red sat there, howling for his family which has now departed. Team Rocket >quickly got past him. >"Phew, that was close!" James laughed. KRILLAN (James): Well, we’re in a place we don’t know, surrounded by potential hostiles, but I’m happy!! >"I'll say, huh, Meowth?!" Jessie asked her cat partner. >Only he wasn't there. >"Meowth, Meowth?!" Jessie shouted (not too loud though because of Red) >James remembered. Meowth was with that girl, pesky little thing. >"Jessie, remember, he is with that girl still." he said. >Jessie's face turned into a barrage of cursing. YAMUCHA: Her face turned into a bunch of words? >After she finished, James said; >"It looks like we'll have to go in and see if we can figure out how to >get Meowth out of there." >"Also, how we have to get out of this planet!" Jessie said. >"Damn, I've just realised. We're no good at planning!" said James. GOKU: Damn straight! >"Oh man!" _____________________________________________________________________ >O.K, for people who are as confused as I am, VEGETA: If he’s confused, why’s he writing the fic? GOKU: Actually, confusion might be a good reason why. >here is what is happening. >The portals are for the characters of the three games. The mako explosion >has made everyone teleport GOKU: I could have done that. >(including the FF7 characters into various places in the FF7 world) >In this chapter, Heihachi (tekken), M.Bison and Sagat KRILLAN: The new Three Stooges… >Street fighter) have taken captive Reeve, Elymra and Marlene in Kalm. >Also, Red and Vincent have arrived in Cosmo only to bump into Jessie, >James and Meowth (Pokemon) from Team Rocket. They have a bit of a problem, >but they also bump into Julia Chang (Tekken) who befriends them. YAMUCHA (Julia): C’mon, c’mere. I won’t hurt you. GOKU: I don’t think Red would take that reassuarnce. YAMUCHA: Red nothing, I think she said that to Vincent. >Chapter 3 will have the following; >Jin, Hwoarang (Tekken), Guile (SF) and Gary (Pokemon), along with Cid in Rocket Town. GOKU: And…? >Ash, Brock (Pokemon), Ryu, Ken (SF) and Ling Xiayou (Tekken) along >with Cloud, Barret and Cait in Gongaga. KRILLAN: AND…? >Chapter 4 will have the following; >Tifa, Yuffie with Sakura, Chun-Li (SF) and Misty (Pokemon) outside Midgar. >And Chapter 5 will have; >Ogre and Akuma. YAMUCHA: The Odd Couple, they ain’t! >Well, hope your prepared for a headache! ALL: NO!!! VEGETA: If he knows i'ts gonna cause a headache, why does he persist in the writing? >Mako Crossover Chapter 3 >Ego-Battle GOKU: Good Dexter’s Lab movie. KRILLAN: No, that was Ego TRIP. >By Chris Homer VEGETA: I said it before and I’ll say it again. D’OH! >NOTE: The use of the character 'PANDA' is a genuine character in >Tekken 3, but in this fanfic, I am portraying Panda as a Pokemon. >Just to avoid confusion. YAMUCHA: It’s ironic when something causes the exact opposite effect the writer was trying for. _____________________________________________________________________ >"Oh my head!" screamed one male voice. VEGETA: I feel for you, bud. >"Me too. Where the hell are we?" said another. >The two voice recognised each other. >"YOU! OF ALL PEOPLE....." GOKU (Voice one): REGIS PHILBIN!! >"Shut up! I'm not too pleased about what has just happened....er, >Hwoarang, what did just happen?" said the second voice. >"I DON'T F%$£!!! KNOW, I DON'T KNOW WHERE, HOW OR WHY WE ARE >HERE, AND I HAVE TO BE STUCK WITH YOU, KAZAMA....." Hwoarang paused. >"LING! LING, ARE YOU AROUND?!" he screamed to hopefully listen out for his >young friend. KRILLAN: I think whether to listen or not is his own choice. He doesn’t need to hope to do it. >Jin also looked around. A minute ago, his grandfather had just tried to >shoot him. Now, he was in an area which he had never recognised before. >There was a huge rocket tilting to the side, VEGETA (sarcastic): Gee, I wonder where we are. GOKU (eager): I know, we’re in Tilting Spaceship Town. OTHERS: >and a number of shops nearby, this was certainly no Mishima resort. >He bit in disgust of thinking why his grandfather would attempt to kill >him, VEGETA: Because you are generally unpleasant to be around >but was also concerned with his two friends, Ling and Julia, where >would they be? "LING, JULIA, CAN YOU HEAR US?" screamed Jin. >"SHUT UP, WE MAY NOT BE WELCOME HERE, OR DO YOU WANT TO BE >FOUND OUT?!" Hwoarang angered. >"WELL YOU AIN'T EXACTLY MISTER SMALL MOUTH YOURSELF, BAEK >WANNABE!" Jin retaliated. GOKU: All this shouting, jeez, I get a feeling that there’s a good deal of anger here. >Hwoarang immediately softened, but raised his anger level at the >mentioned of his now deceased idol. KRILLAN: Good, soon he’ll be able to use a limit break. >"WELL, AT LEAST MY MOTHER DIDN'T WHORE HERSELF TO THE DEVIL!" he >said. YAMUCHA (Kyle): Hey dude, Jin’s mom is a slut. VEGETA (Stan): Yeah man, look, she’s on this website. >That stung. Jin loved his mother more than anything else in the >world. Her death had brought him to his grandfather to get revenge >on the Toshin. But now, the words from Hwoarang's mouth were too much. >Without warning, Jin's calm nature was history, KRILLAN: ANCIENT history. >and his fist connecting with Hwoarang's face quickly. YAMUCHA: I usually enjoy sentences better when they are complete. They screwed up the tenses so bad it wasn’t even a sentence. >Hwoarang, surprised, quickly got into his fighting stance. >"Anytime you Mishima bastard!" he smirked. >"O.K, you Korean piece of shit!" Jin spoke. GOKU: Ooh, maybe we should edit that? Racial slurs aren’t good. VEGETA: Eh, too much work. >Unfortunately, before the battle began, a couple of vine >outstretched to their arms, effectively binding them. >"DO YOU MIND, I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT JUST HAPPENED?" KRILLAN: Who’s he asking, and what IS he asking? >The voice to the last comment was now moving towards them, and by >him, a small dino-like creature, with leaf-like items on its back >was coming towards them. The vines which were currently binding >the Tekken fighters were coming from this creature. "I don't >need your balling, YAMUCHA: AW GOD!!! I didn’t need that image!! I'd beg to be killed but Vegeta would oblige. VEGETA: Darn... >and Ivysaur doesn't take to strangers very well." smirked the young >male. (NOTE: For Pokemon watchers, I don't know Gary's Pokemon, so >I'm just choosing ones which I think are appropriate for him) VEGETA: Continuity? We don’t need no stinking continuity! >"Who the hell are you, you piece of crap?" an angered Hwoarang >inquired. GOKU: Actually, he answered his own question pretty well. >"Such language, I'll have to make you quiet." smirked Gary, >itching for a fight. He didn't know what had happened, but wherever >he was, he and his pokemon were near invicible. KRILLAN: As long as they don’t have to fight. >Three pokeballs were released from his hand. "Golbat! Hitmonlee! >Vaporean! GO!" Jin and Hwoarang (for once) were gobsmacked GOKU: Umm, does anyone know what that means? YAMUCHA: Nope KRILLAN: Nada. VEGETA: No way. >as three creatures emerged from the circular balls. A bat-like creature, >a weird duck like monster and a cute rabbit/cat creature, coloured blue, >emerged from them. "Now, I'm sure you want to know what they can do....." >he started, only to see Ivysaur struggling with the vines. Both Jin and >Hwoarang had escaped and had seemed to call a temporary truce, because they >were coming at Gary, full guns blazing. "Er......Golbat, Sonic attack!" >Gary stammered, knowing by the look of these two, he would be cannon fodder. GOKU: Guns or Cannon, make up your mind! VEGETA: Although, we were right with that Pokemon cannon fodder shot earlier. >Golbat attacked with supersonic beams, and both Jin and Hwoarang were >covering their ears. But for different reasons. Hwoarang because he >couldn't hear himself think. KRILLAN: He THINKS!? >Jin because he was going into a meditatory stance. Using the technique >from his mother, Jun Kazama, Jin blocked out all thoughts and >power attempting to enter his head, Golbat's attack was useless. GOKU (Gary/Mandark): Ah hah hah! Ah hah hah hah hah… uh oh… >Gary stood in shock as the smaller of the true, but the more muscular, >stepped out of Golbat's supersonic attack as if it were nothing. VEGETA: It was!! >"Er, Golbat, return!" The pokeball returned the energy. >Hwoarang was spent from the supersonic attack as Gary commanded >Hitmonlee to attack. _____________________________________________________________________ >Cid was wondering why he was outside his hometown, but he was glad he >was. Cid looked up to see the Shinra No.26, the sign of failure..... GOKU: But its gone! It blew up against Meteor! KRILLAN: I get the feeling that you know about FF7 too. >....and victory. He remembered his skirmish in space, and loved it. ?He had conquered his fears and dreams, and was in there. But he wasn't >alone. VEGETA: The voices in his head followed him wherever he went. >He looked around, but Cloud, Tifa, Barret and the others weren't around. GOKU (Cid): Oops, I guess I am alone after all... >'Damn! That %$£%*! up portal has sent them half-way across the planet, >and I don't have a %$£%*! clue to where they are.' KRILLAN: He should save those symbols for when he really needs them. >That brought him back to the thought of the rocket, and realised that >one member of the trip was still here. >Shera..... >'Damn!' VEGETA (Cid): I HATE Shera! >Another thing he had ruined. He blamed Shera for his own undoing, and >she had simply went along with it. He hadn't helped her, thanked her >for anything. It would seem like he was a cruel piece of shit, YAMUCHA: And he was! How could ANYONE treat a woman poorly? That cruel jerk! >but he had been like that, so he could hide his true feelings. GOKU: Nausea. >He loved her. VEGETA: No, Kakarot, that would be MY feelings, now that this fic is getting romantic. >He had to tell her now he was here. KRILLAN: She needed an intense disappointment. >He didn't know what evil Sephiroth had brought >through those portals, but he sensed it was greater than any evil >that could have happened. He had to tell her, just in case the planet >was in danger again. With a sigh, he prepared to walk in. >He heard someone cursing before he walked in. KRILLAN (Cid): Whoa, is there an echo in here? >Near him, on the ground, was a tall man, who had a half-mohawk style >haircut, which was unusual, and was blond, even more unusual. Cid >looked him over, as he was getting up, in obvious pain. GOKU: I heard of a sight for sore eyes, but I never heard of looking someone over with obvious pain. >His body was muscle-bound, had to weigh over 200 pounds, and would >have given Barret a run for his money as far as intimidation went. >Cid had never seen him before, and he knew this area like the back of >his hand. GOKU: Unfortunatly, Cid is always wearing a glove, and he never sees his hand. >Deduction, he came from one of those portals. Is he one of the evil? >By the look of his face, a look of hatred and anger, he deduced it >probably was. He got his spear ready, the man make look powerful, but >he had no weapon. Unless he was some sort of sorcerer........ VEGETA: Does anyone know who the other guy is? >The man looked around, as if searching for something....or someone. >"BISON, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH? WE HAVEN'T >FINISHED YET. COME ON OUT!" >Well, his mouth rivaled Cid's, but Cid didn't care about Bison or >Buffalo, GOKU: YEAH! Buffalo Bisons! VEGETA: What ARE you talking about? GOKU: Nothing, just that’s a baseball team from the MSTer’s hometown. [BOOM!!] VEGETA: Next time you break the fourth wall, I’ll rip your arms off! >or whatever he was looking for, he had to find out who he was. >"Hey!" he screamed. KRILLAN: …is for horses! _____________________________________________________________________ >Guile turned to see a blond man in a scruffy suit, with a spear in >hand and a cigeratte in his mouth. Guile looked at him and he reminded >him of himself, albeit a little smaller and not as well built. KRILLAN: And uglier. YAMUCHA: And older. VEGETA: And stupider. >Guile however wasn't interested in mingling with the local company, GOKU: Shinra wants nothing to do with you. >although he had no idea where he was. >"I don't have time for talk, I'm here to get my revenge on a man known as M.Bison." Guile held a picture out for the man to see. "Have you seen him?" Cid was surprised. Was this a cop? Didn't look like no cop he had seen before. YAMUCHA: Of course, Cid hasn't seen a cop since that drunk and disorderly charge. >It might be a trick to get him to trust him though. Stay calm, Cid >Highwind. GOKU: Nice of the writer to encourage him. >"No, never seen him in this world or lifetime. Who are you?" Cid >questioned. >"Captain Guile, US Air Force." he said, authority based. >US Air Force? Never heard of it. Now this was bullshit. VEGETA: Well, you wrote it. Quit complaining. >Cid knew that was a lie.....or was it? Maybe he is telling the truth, maybe there is such thing in their world....Oh, his mind is getting screwed again. VEGETA: He can’t take different worlds? What a wimp! >"Bullshit! What are you talking of, US Air Force, that's crap, there >is only the Shinra air force, and I am the head honco, Cid Highwind, >so cut out the crap." Guile forced himself to remain calm. Was this >man part of Bison, not known what the US Air Force. Had he been subject >to Bison's 'therapy' as well? KRILLAN (Bison): I want you to tell me about your childhood. This will help the healing process. >It seemed they reached the same conclusion that they were enemies, >before both connected with a fist. >They both staggered back. Cid regained his voice quickly. >"You evil son-of-a-bitch! You ay taking over this planet!" he >screamed. GOKU: So he’s Canadian? >"I don't know what your talking about, but I don't care either. >You're going down!" Guile retaliated. >Cid scoffed. He got his spear out. "You will never defeat a member >of Avalanche, look out, you haven't got a weapon, so you are no match >for me!" VEGETA: Weapons. Ha, how quaint. >Guile smiled. "Oh, you may be surprised!" >Guile stood like a brick wall as Cid charged at him. 'This is easy, >charging fool, I'll disarm him with a flick of my wrists." >Guile went to kick the outstretched spear out of Cid's hands. But >Guile was surprised when all he hit was air. In a split second, Cid >reversed the spear like a baton and struck guile in the stomach with >the blunt end, before spinning it again, and this time, using the sharp >end. VEGETA: Since he had to reverse it to hit him with the blunt end, why didn’t he just stab him to start with? >Guile, with amazing reflexes, avoided the shot to the stomach, VEGETA: See, if he had used the sharp end first, the fight would be over. >but got slashed in the arm instead. Guile refrained from screaming in >pain, it looked like he would be using the heavy arsenal. >Cid backed off, realising he had the advantage, didn't think that >materia mattered, this git would be defeated easily. GOKU: Famous last words. >He was surprised when a powerful blast of sonic energy suddenly hit >him in the chest. Cid fell back as the man said something like 'Sonic >Boom' he couldn't hear it fully as he has busy taking it as best he >could. The spear deflected some of the impact, but it was knocked >out of his hand, and the rest hit him in the chest. >He saw the man running into him and he shouted 'SOMERSAULT!' YAMUCHA: Who did? >Guile hit his infamous flash kick on Cid, who had seen Tifa do a >version of this move in her limit breaks, but this man did it with 3 >times the power. GOKU: I doubt he could tell, since Tifa probably never used it on him. >Cid felt him slipping into unconsciousness. >Quickly, his stubborn nature clouded his mind and he got up.... >....to see Guile pummel him with his 'Opening Gambit' attack. Guile >unleashed a fury of punches tapped off with another flash kick. Cid was certainly slipping off now. This man fought like a demon. >If this was a sign of things to come..... GOKU: Aw jeez, is this an anti-fic for FF7? VEGETA: I hope so, those have lots of killing. >.....No, he couldn't give up. He wouldn't give up. >He stood up. >Guile was slightly surprised by the man. He looked like no fighter, >yet he had survived his best attacks. He was impressed by the tough >hide of this man. VEGETA: He knew that tender and juicy flesh probably was beneath it. GOKU: That’s just disgusting. VEGETA: Like your squemish concerns bother me. >"Your no quitter. I like that. But if you are a part of Bison's team, >I can't let you live." Cid fumbled for a materia. He knew he didn't >have a cure or barrier so he just hoped and prayed, not even sure >which one it was. GOKU: Sadly, he cast a frog spell on himself. Then Guile stepped on him. (See others looking at him) What? I don’t really like Cid that much! >Guile powered up his chi, looking for a double flash kick which would >finish Cid off. >"DOUBLE....." >He started, but ripples of ligthning passed through his body. Guile >screamed as the Bolt3 spell that Cid has unknowingly cast made his body >refuse to function. Guile fell down...... ....as did Cid. GOKU (Jim Ross): It’s a double count-out! The crowd is going WILD! _____________________________________________________________________ >Guile awoke to see Cid trying to help with his wounds. >"Why....how....did you do that?" Guile said. >Cid held it up. "Materia, power of Mako in this world is entrapped in >it, and from it, you can cast spells." >Guile held it. "So, you aren't part of Bison's experiment. If you were, >you would never know this. Hell, I don't know this!" YAMUCHA: So what, Guile’s a military pilot. There’s probably a lot he doesn’t know. >Cid got it back. "And you are not part of the greater evil that will >attempt to destroy us. Although, you gave me a pretty big headache!" Cid >implyed. Guile had to smile. "Where am I?" Guile asked. >"Rocket Town." he asked. GOKU: Does Team Rocket come from there? VEGETA: No, but Cid does. >"Never heard of it." Guile replied. >"Who are you and where are you from?" Cid tried. >"I am Captain Guile, of the US Air Force, in the world I come from. >My mission is to arrest and publicly execute by any means necessary the >Shadowlaw tyrant, M.Bison." Cid shuddered. "Is this man evil?" GOKU (Guile): Nah, he’s just a scapegoat so that the government could hide the real problems. >Guile scoffed. "Oh, yes, this man has power beyond anything. He has >conquered most of our Asian world and hopes to dominate mankind with his >'Psycho power'. YAMUCHA: The power to become Anthony Perkins? >I have to stop him!" >"Just you?" Cid asked, a bit intrigued. KRILLAN (Cid thinking): Why isn’t he dead? >"Well.....myself, along with the other streetfighters, Chun-Li, >Ryu, Ken...." "Streetfighters? There are more warriors like you?" >he said. "Sure. Ryu is the current champion. Ken is his close rival. GOKU: That's funny. Doesn't that sound a bit like you and me, Vegeta? VEGETA: Hardly, there is no competition. I am stronger. >Chun-li is my partner to stop Shadowlaw. There is also a young fighter, >Sakura. Bison along with Sagat make up the main fighters of Shadowlaw. >There is also a devil entity known as Akuma. He seems unbeatable." Guile >concluded. GOKU (Guile): Too… much… explanation… >"So, you want to stop this evil in your world, which I presume, is now >in our world. You came through a portal." He added, seeing the skeptical >look on Guile's face. GOKU: Oh, that will really make him more trusting. >Cid extended his hand. "I have many friends who can stop this evil, >and I think there are other people like you from those portals as well. >Let's work together. I'm Cid Highwind, leader of the Shinra airforce, YAMUCHA: How does a member of the rebel faction get in charge of a military faction? KRILLAN: Poor resume screening… >by proclaimation, and best damn pilot on this planet!" he finished. VEGETA: Brag much? >Guile smiled, shook his hand, and entered Rocket Town. _____________________________________________________________________ >Guile looked on, hoping to see the huge rocket that Cid told him >about which was why this town was named and became famous. What he >saw first was completely unexpected. GOKU: A million gallon vat of custard upended on their heads. KRILLAN: No one’s going to get that! GOKU: Except complete nerds. >He saw a young boy, no more than 12, was busy commanding a duck >like creature to attack a teenage boy, who looked like he was skilled >in the martial arts. Hitmonlee was strking with a Chun-Li style >lightning kick, which was blocked by Jin. His arms were sore, >because the attacks were like metal. GOKU: Or kicks, you decide. >Jin sidestepped Hitmonlee's next attack and struck with an axe kick. >He immediately reeled back in pain. >Gary laughed. "Ha! Ha! You can't hurt Hitmonlee like that, you >pathetic....." Gary stopped laughing as he saw Jin rolling >into some swift kicks, his elbow flashing. YAMUCHA: How does his elbow flashing connect with kicks? >Before either Gary or Hitmonlee knew what was going on, Hitmonlee >was thrown 15 feet by Jin's Devils uppercut attack. >Gary wasn't even gonna question how he did that. He returned >Hitmonlee and sent out Vaporean. VEGETA: Come on you wimp! Fight your own battles! GOKU: He’d be swiss cheese! VEGETA: I know. >"Vaporean, Ice ray, now!" Gary screamed. >Vaporean obliged and a beam of ice hit Jin in the chest, >temporarily freezing him. "Vaporean, Ice Shower!" Gary commanded. >Vaporean showered Jin with a snowflake style rain, cold upon >touch. KRILLAN: No, I’d thought it’d be WARM ice. >Jin fell to his knees, his energy slowly fading. Gary grinned. >Finally, the luck was with him. >Suddenly, a blaze of fists and an axe kick sent Vaporean hiding >back in his pokeball. Gary stunned, saw Hwoarang dusting himself off, >recovering from Golbat's sonic attack. He looked at Jin. >"Get up, you wimp, so we can kick this clown back to where he came >from....wherever that is!" he said. GOKU (Gary/Ford Prefect): I cone from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse. >Gary got another pokeball, about to release Raichu, but the fear >factor GOKU: Good show. >sunk in and Gary was now very afraid. >Suddenly, a beam of pure sonic energy struck Hwoarang in the >chest. He dubbed oevr in pain. >Jin tried to see where the source of their energy came, but he >couldn't as he was feeling sleepy. KRILLAN: You are under my power. When you wake up, you will think you are a ballet dancer. YAMCUHA: Now THAT would be funny. >He looked in the direction to see an american like man just recovering >whilst the other man was holding a gem flashing. Some sort of magic >Jin thought. GOKU: Quick one, isn’t he? VEGETA: YOU'RE one to talk. >Using the same technique to combat the Golbat, he held back the urge >to sleep and rushed to him. VEGETA: Who, the Golbat? >Guile struck with a spinning knuckle, sending Jin into oblivion >with the pain and the spell finally giving in to its effect. >"I don't like anyone picking on kids, even if it a snobbish battle brat!" >Guile screamed. GOKU: Battle Brats~ The new Comedy Central show! >Gary thanked his blessings as the two men, picked up Jin and Hwoarang up. >"Why do I think these are the others from the other portals?" said Cid. YAMUCHA: Because one of them has creatures under his control you’ve never seen, the others are powerful martial artists, and all of them are very dumb looking? >"Beats me." said Guile. >"Hold it!" said the kid. "Can you tell me where we are? I mean, I'd >usually whip ya, but I need help." VEGETA: This guy reminds me of a young Mr. Satan. >Guile and Cid looked at each other and nodded. >Gary suddenly started to pass out as Cid activated the sleepel spell >again. GOKU: YEAH! Why deal with annoying people when you can just knock them out? >Guile, the stronger of the two, picked up Gary by the scruff of the neck and >headed to a particular house. >"Your home?" Guile commented. KRILLAN(Cid): Nah, I just picked one at random. >"Well, not exactly, but when I get there, I've got some explaining to >do, not just about these clowns, GOKU: Will they make funny balloon animals? >but there is something I have to say to someone. I just hope she'll forgive >me." Cid said in solemn. >Guile nodded in understanding. He had a wife and kid as well. VEGETA: Damn, he’s multiplying. >He knew what Cid may be going through. >A blast of water hit the three of them YAMUCHA: But there’s only two? >as Guile woke them up, the hard way. VEGETA: No, I think that would be setting them on fire. >Jin, Gary and Hwoarang looked up, at each other, and looked ready >for another fight, but saw Guile, and quickly shut up. >"Now, I'm gonna ask you once. Who are you and where are you from?" >Guile asked. KRILLAN(Guile/Monty Python guy): What is your name? What is your quest? What is your… favorite color? GOKU(Sir Galahad): Blue… no wait its YAAAAAAAAA!!! >Hwoarang looked ready to snap, but Jin spoke calmly. >"I am Jin Kazama, son of Jun Kazama and Kazuya Mishima, grandson of >the leader of the Mishima industry, Heihachi Mishima." >Guile couldn't believe his ears. YAMUCHA: Had his ears been lying to him again? >He had heard of the Mishima >corporation and not good things. Especially with Heihachi. But >this boy certainly didn't resemble him. He seemed powerful to resist >that sleep spell Cid had cast, and he spoke with sincerity. >"Look, does he care, Jin. Does he give a shit? He attacked me and >he's gonna pay!" KRILLAN: That guy could use some anger management courses. GOKU: Just like Vegeta. VEGETA: SHUT UP!!! >With that, Hwoarang attempted to hit an axe kick, but Jin held him back. GOKU (Jin): Hey, what did that axe kick do to you? >"Hold it, let him speak, we may get the answers about where the hell >we are?!" Jin said. Hwoarang snarled, hating to follow orders, especially >from Jin, but for once, he was right. VEGETA: ONCE... >"We were in the finals of the Tekken Tournament when the enity known >as the Toshin or Ogre as it is more commonly called came and attacked >us. Heihachi, my grandfather, for some reason, tried to kill me VEGETA: I think it was because he didn’t like you. >but Ogre was in the way. Ogre tried to kill him, and then my friend >Julia used her magic to contain him. GOKU: A lot of attempted killing and failing going on. VEGETA: They need an expert to get this job done. YAMUCHA: And you would be volunteering? VEGETA: Normally, but I don't want to be in this fic. >And that is the last thing I know." >Guile pondered this. He had heard of the Tekken Tournament, the most >financial of the fighting tournaments, KRILLAN: So it’s a tournament where people figure out how to use their money? >but it was for supposed true martial artists, so people like him >couldn't enter because of their special attacks. But Ryu was certainly >a true martial artist. But probably because if Ryu entered, he'd >destroy everyone. GOKU: That didn’t stop us from entering any of the Tenachi Budoukais, did it Vegeta? VEGETA: Nope, the more weaklings I can blast, the better. >What Jin had just told him also confirmed that there was others, >and Heihachi and this Ogre certainly looked like to be part of the >evil Cid had warned him about. But what about this Julia? Were there >others ready to help? >"It looks like we may be fighting on the same side, young man. I, >also, come from a fighting tournament, the third Alpha tournament, KRILLAN: Wouldn’t that make it the Gamma tournament? YAMUCHA: Maybe they mean the Alpha 'Dog' tournament? >and am after an evil being known as Bison. But I have a feeling they >are all here on this world, where my new friend, Cid, is a member of >the group which just saved it. And now, it looks like we may have to >join forces and stop the evil from trying to take over this planet >again." he said. VEGETA: Why? If these guys are what the alternative is, why not let the evil take charge? >"Sounds true." Jin had heard of the alpha tournaments. KRILLAN: And we have desperate attempts to connect the different characters. Notice the paper-thin reasoning. OTHERS: Ooohh.........BOOO!!!! >His grandfather said it was inferior because it allowed anyone in and >the money was pitiful comapred to the Tekken. But Jin has just seen >Guile fight, how could a inferior fighter use an attack like that? GOKU: Luck? >He had heard of two legendary fighters from these tournaments, Viktor >Sagat and Ryu Hoiji as well, the highest ranking fighters in the world. >Pitiful, grandfather, he smirked to himself. 'I'll never listen to you again.' YAMUCHA (Heihachi): Aw c’mon Jin, just listen to me. KRILLAN (Jin): No, you’ll just try to kill me again. YAMUCHA (same): No I won’t, I promise. KRILLAN (same): Then what’s that in your pocket, a gun? YAMUCHA (same): Oh, I’m just happ-mphhhh.. GOKU: That’s quite enough, we don’t need that image. >Jin turned to Gary, who was sitting there fiddling with his pokeballs. YAMUCHA (quickly): He shouldn’t do that in public! OW! What did you smack me for? GOKU: You never learn, do you? KRILLAN: Why do you keep that up, Goku? GOKU: I don't like that nonsense. >"What about him?" Hwoarang asked. >Guile pondered. Cid had told him there were three portals. One >was for the Streetfightes. The second was for the Tekkens. The third..... VEGETA: Was for a swarm of annoying children with sickeningly cute creatures. >"Who are you?" Guile asked, to Gary. >"I am Gary Oak, grandson of the legendary Pokemon master, Proffesor >Oak....." he was interrupted by both Jin and Hwoarang. >"Proffesor Oak?!" they both shouted. Neither of them were interested in >Pokemon much, but both knew a person that did. GOKU: No, no way! There is NO WAY that the writer will try to connect Pokemon with Tekken! >"Did you know a young girl named Ling Xiayou?" Hwoarang asked. GOKU: D’OH! >Gary pondered. That name was familiar. >"It sounds familiar.....she was one of the early students of my >grandfather, but turned to martial arts. I hear she is still interested >though." >GOKU: I don’t believe this. The Pokemon world is perversly connected to the creatures, everything revolves around them, while Tekken takes place in a fairly regular world, no Pokemon influence at all! This is just nonsensical. KRILLAN: Careful, your head might explode if you keep that up. >"That's for sure." Both Jin and Hwoarang laughed, Xiayou had four >pokemon on her and had enjoyed taunted her peers with her attacks, >usually directed at Hwoarang in particular. >Gary now knew why they weren't surprised by his pokemon. "You know her?" YAMUCHA (Hwoarang): Not as well as I want to, heh heh… >"Yep." Hwoarang said, calming down. "She is one of our friends, who may >be here somewhere." >"Another friend?" Guile asked. 'This could be better than I thought." YAMUCHA AND KRILLAN (Guile): WOMEN! WOMEN! >"It looks like we could be all here for the same thing..." said Guile. >"NO WAY! I'M NOT FIGHTING, I'M A POKEMON TRAINER, NOT A MARTIAL >ARTIST!" Gary complained. >"Oh shut up, VEGETA: Good plan. >from what I've seen, your Pokemon are more than able to battle." >Hwoarang said. This comment brought a smug smile to Gary's face. >The ego-battle was affecting him. KRILLAN (ego): Take this! You stupid id and superego! You are like gnats to me! >Guile nodded. "You are coming with me and Cid, and we are going to >find everyone of your friends, along with ours, and we will stop all >these evils." He walked away from them, making sure no argument ensued. >"Cid....we're ready...." he shouted, as he popped his head into the >kitchen.... ......to see Cid and Shera in a passionate kiss. YAMUCHA (Guile): Heh, I’ll just quietly sit here and watch. >"Hmmm....this can wait a bit......." Guile thought. _____________________________________________________________________ >Cloud had landed in a fairly familiar area to him, Gongaga. >His best friend Zack was raised here, and he felt a sadness knowing >what happened to him. KRILLAN: He went into politics. >He looked around, and saw Barret and Cait also groggily standing up. >(Although how a robot could be groggy, GOKU: Low batteries? >scrambled maybe, Cloud wondered) >Unfortunately, the distrust between Barret and Cait maybe a problem, >because as he looked around, he didn't see any of his friends elsewhere. >Barret got up with his trademark calm. "WHAT THE $%£! HAPPENED?!" GOKU: No, that would be Cid. >"Gee, Barret, you're so kind when youre angry!" Cait mocked. (NOTE: >Reeve has been captured, but Cait is running on an AI circuit designed >for situations like this, VEGETA: Hail the almighty plot contrivance! >look, he's important to the story and its the best I can do!) KRILLAN: Heh, it’s sad when the writer admits how poor his ideas are. >Suddenly Cait felt a pain go through its body. >"Cait, what wrong?" Cloud said, as the moogle seemed to be going >through a short circuit. >"Reeve......he's been....something has happened to him....and Elymra >and....Marlene...." Cait struggled out. >Barret screamed a bellow which could be heard in every known universe. ALL: OOWWW! GOKU: Geez Barret, all that might mean at that point is they fell down, or something. All Cait said was that SOMETHING happened… That was no reason to deafen the planet. >"If anything happens to her...." he screamed. >"It's not my fault!" Cait protested. VEGETA (Barret): Well, someone has to die, who’s fault is it? GOKU (Cait, pointing to random passerby): Um, HIM! KRILLAN (Passerby): >"Three men came and kidnapped them apparently....AGGH!" Cait screamed. >"Now what?" Barret complained. >"Reeve...has just collapsed...." Cait seemed to be struggling. Cloud >went over to try and help him. >"You can still operate, can't you?" Cloud said, GOKU: Cait is a doctor? >who didn't know the first thing about technology. YAMUCHA: Since he is a twit. >"Yes........these men, they must be part of the evil Sephiroth mentioned. >We've got to stop them!" >"Shit, we know, but we're in Gongaga, and they are in Kalm. How are we >gonna get there, use your useless carcass to float there?" Barret said. GOKU: Sounds good to me, Cait really isn’t that pleasant to be around, anyways. >Cait looked hurt. Cloud sensed a fight going on, but heard a noise >behind them. "Hey, you're awful pretty. Can I pleeeasee have your number >please?" said a male boy, YAMUCHA: When did I get in this fic? >behind them, talking to a young teenage girl in a red dress with chinese design. "Leave me alone, I hardly know you, I've just come to my senses in somewhere I've never seen before, and already a hormonial git KRILLAN: OK, there’s another term that’s starting to bug me. Git, what the hell does that mean? >is trying to hit on me....so I'll think I'll hit on you!" YAMUCHA:@_@. That guy’s really lucky.... No wait, she’s about to kill him, isn’t she? GOKU: Yeah, probably. >The girl bent down into a pheonix stance, and promptly kicked the young >male into existence. GOKU: So she kicked something that didn’t exist, and then the boy appeared? >"I tried to tell you Brock, you're too hormonial!" said another boy, who >looked younger, but he looked like a small Cloud, except his hair was >dark instead of brown. KRILLAN: Um, dark what? GOKU: Besides, Cloud has spiky blond hair. VEGETA: Huh? GOKU: Yeah, he looks kinda like an SSJ ripoff. >Cloud had never seen them before, and sensed that they came from the >portal. Cait had a Shinra databank which allowed him to recognise any >person on this planet. GOKU (Cait): It’s Garth Brooks. >After relaing the details to Cait, he checked with his databases to >recognise any of the figures on his huge databank, but none come up. YAMUCHA (Cait): Darn it, the figures don’t add up! GOKU (Cloud): You forgot to carry the one. >Cloud now knew that these were from the portal, although by the way the >girl and the older boy were looking at each other, they were probably from >different portals. The youngest boy suddenly spotted them. Cloud and Barret >looked at him. He had a red cap on, blue shirt, white trousers, and looked >no older than 10. The young boy, surprisingly didn't run away from the imposing >figures that they were. KRILLAN: Yeah, algebra is pretty scary. >Ash looked at the two men, along with the pokemon like creature by them. >He got his Pokedex and tried to analyse the creature. GOKU (pokedex): Cait Sith: the moronic pokemon. This tubby mog has absolutely no value except for target practice. Advice: Kill. VEGETA: Don't steal my lines! GOKU: Like you would say something that good. >"No pokemon in this area." it said. >"No pokemon?!" Ash looked confused as Brock was recovering from the girls >attack. Ash went up to the girl. He smiled. She was just as high-strung and >vicious as Misty..... YAMUCHA: Wait, if he liked her, why would he be thinking that? >Misty? She wasn't with them. He suddenly got worried. He didn't have a clue >where he was or where she was. >"I'm sorry for what my friend did, he can't help it. GOKU (Ash): He’s going through puberty. >Can you help us? We don't know where we are!" Ash said. >"I was hoping you could tell me the same thing." The girl said. Ash was >uncomfortable in these situations. _____________________________________________________________________ >Ling was uncomfortable in these situations. ALL: Wah-wah-wahhhhhhh... >Talking to handsome boys like Jin and Hwoarang always made her blush. The >boy in front of her was too young, but he was cute and she had to blush. GOKU: That’s just sad. To be embarrassed around Ash. >"I'm sorry." she giggled. "You just remind me of some friends of mine." >"What?" the boy replied. "I was gonna say the same thing!!" >They both laughed. Brock was tutting under his breath. 'How does he do it?' YAMUCHA: That’s what I’D like to know. KRILLAN: Maybe it’s because he doesn’t immediately charge after them like a complete moron? >The boy extended his hand. "I'm Ash Ketchum, from Pallet Town, Pokemon >Trainer." >Ling returned the hand. GOKU: It wasn't her size. >"Ling Xiayou.....did you say Pokemon trainer?" >"Yep. Proffesor Oak gave me my Pikachu." Suddenly, a yellow head popped out of >its head. ALL: GHAH! YAMUCHA: Ew, now there’s a hole in Ash’s head. >"Pikachu!" it squealed happily. >"How cute!" Ling said, clapping her hands. VEGETA: Ugh, don’t remind me. >Ling then surprised Ash by speaking to Pikachu, in Pokemon language. ALL: O_O >Pikachu seemed as surprised as Ash was, but soon spoke excitedly. >"Pika, pi, pika, chu, chu!" (How are you little friend?) Ling said. >"Pika, pika, pi! Pi, pi, pi, pika, pikachu!" (I'm fine! How do you >know my language?) Ash understood what they were saying, but what Ling >said surprised him even more. "Pikachu, pi, chu, pi, pi, pika, chu, pika, >pi, chu, chu!" (Proffesor Oak trained me in pokemon language when I was >younger) GOKU: Damn, that sure would be a lot of languages. KRILLAN: But how could it take long? Each language only has ONE word. >"WHAT?!" Ash choked. "You know the Proffesor? Why didn't you tell me?" KRILLAN: What’s your problem? She told you the second you mentioned Pokemon. GOKU: Ash expects everyone to be able to read his mind, and react to his wants. >Ling smiled. "He taught me many things, but I had to return to my Uncle >Jifrey instead of becoming a Pokemon master. My parents had died, and I >couldn't look after myself that well. VEGETA (Ling): Because I am an incredible moron. >He taught me Pheonix style martial arts, and I entered the Tekken >tournament." Ash nodded. The Tekken tournament was almost as huge as >the Pokemon League in Pallet Town. GOKU: They’re STILL going on with their desperate attempt at a connection? >"Do you still train pokemon?" Ash asked. >"Yes." And from her belt, four pokeballs were shown. "I always carry >them, these were the four pokemon I trained from scratch after I captured >them. They are very strong....." >"Want to battle? Four-on-four?" Ash asked. >Ling stammered. She hadn't been in a pokemon battle for a long time, >but she knew her pokemon were exceptionally strong. KRILLAN: For you see, she had just said so, so it had to be true. >"Sure." she said and raised one. >"PANDA, GO!" she screamed and released the ball. >From the ball, a huge panda bear released growled. VEGETA: Here’s what the author was talking about to avoid confusion. >"Whoa, what is that?" Brock spoke for the first time after getting >rejected. Ash asked Dexter, his pokedex. YAMUCHA: Who names their little calculator thingy? >"PANDA, A BEAR POKEMON. RARE. ITS HUGE SIZE AND STRENGTH ARE >USED TO FULL ADVANTAGE IN VERY STRONG PHYSICAL ATTACKS." >"Wow. Powerful, but still, I think I can beat it." Ash said. KRILLAN (Ash): Of course, I also think I can fly through the air. GOKU: Does he do it with the greatest of ease? >Ash brought his hat round and choose a pokeball. "Charizard, >I choose you!" >Ling saw a huge fire pokemon come out of it. >"O.K, Charizard, it's tough, but you are tougher, right?" he said. >"Char....(Right!) GOKU: No, I think it said, “No way, we’re screwed!” >"O.K, Charizard, flame blast now!" Ash commanded. >Charizard blasted a huge flame at Panda which stunned it momentarily. >"PANDA, ROLL ATTACK!" Ling shouted. >Panda rolled under the flame and bombarded its body into Charizard. >It fell back slightly. VEGETA: Here’s an ultimate bore, a fight between little creatures. How stupid. >"PANDA, SALMON SLASH!" Ling commanded. >Panda raised its claws and slashed Charizards head. Charizard screamed >in pain. Ash looked on, impressed by Panda but worried about Charizard. >"CHARIZARD, FURY ATTACK!" Ash shouted. >Charizards blasted a tornado of flame to Panda. The flame was so strong, GOKU: It caused the author to cry at the cruelty of the insult and run off in shame. >it rose Panda's huge frame into the air, slamming it into the ground. >Ling was shocked. She ran up to Panda. >"Panda, I'm sorry. Are you all right?" She touched its singed body. >Panda nuzzled Lings arm and licked her face. Ash had to admire her. >Like him, she cared about her pokemon's wellbeing. VEGETA: Although why is a question no one may ever answer. He went to Charizard's tired and scratched face. VEGETA: Which had been torn off its head. >"Are you O.K, Charizard?" he said. Charizard nudged his hot breath >on Ash's brow. It felt funny, but didn't hurt him. >"Panda, return." Ling commanded. Panda went into the pokeball, as did >Charizard. GOKU: Be kinda crowded with two pokemon in one ball. >"I don't want to hurt your pokemon any more." said Ash. KRILLAN: Now he wants to hurt her directly. >"But I'd still like to know which ones you've got." he said. >"Likewise." Ling asked. >Ash released Squirtle, Bulbasaur and Pidgeotto. He told her he had >Muk and Crabby as well. >Ling released hers. Brock was amazed as out came some of the best >pokemon and rarest of the time. KRILLAN: You know, if she has such good pokemon, and is a powerful fighter, what the hell do we need Ash and the others for? VEGETA: Higher body count. >"An Articuno, A Ninetails and a Pidgeot?!" Brock exclaimed. He had a >Vulpix which could evolve into a Ninetails, along with Ash' Pidgeotto >into a Pidgeot, this girl knew more than he imagined. He knew that if >she went into a league, she could easily compete with the best. >Suddenly, all the pokemon seemed to be getting into a friendly chat. >Ling, Ash and Brock had to smile. GOKU: For you see, the Pokemon get angry when the people aren’t happy. >"So, where are you from?" Ash asked Ling. "That's the thing. I was watching a Tekken battle at one moment, and the next moment, I'm here. Something to do with what my friend Julia did to that Ogre.....it sounds ridiculous, I'm sure...." ALL: YES!! >"No!" whispered Ash. YAMUCHA: What, is he afraid that Brock will overhear or something? >"Something happened to us too. I was having a pokemon battle with a >rival, Gary Oak, I was about to get the Earth Badge, but he interrupted >me. We battled, then our enemies, Team Rocket tried to attack us, and >the next thing I know, we're here. There is another of us as well, Misty, >a friend." >"Same here, my friends Jin, Hwoarang and Julia are missing, along with >that evil Heihachi creep KRILLAN: Hang on, as far as she knows, she’s the only one that’s missing. The others could still be beating each other up at the tournament for all she knows. >....he scares me, I could take him out though!" she smiled. >Ash smiled. Looked like the two weren't all that different........... _____________________________________________________________________ >Cloud and Barret forgot their anger for a bit to watch this scene. >It was extremely cute, GOKU: Umm, that suggests something about those two that really shouldn’t be true. >although they didn't know what those things were. They took it as things >from their universe. >"Should we introduce ourselves?" Cloud said. GOKU: Heck no! I guarantee they are happier not knowing who Cloud is. >"I don't know.....can they be any help? They sure as hell don't like or >sound evil, but....." >"That girl seems to know some form of fighting skill, and the two young >men seem to be well into those attacking creatures, so they could be some >use as well." Cloud said. >It was then when between the two parties, two men fell from the sky. KRILLAN: What the heck is this about? GOKU: I guess they just wanted to wake everyone up. _____________________________________________________________________ >"Ouch, that hurt!" said the man in red. >The man in white was already up and looking round. "Where are we..... >this isn't the Austrailian battle field...." GOKU: Oh wait, I know who it is now. Hmm, so far each group has members from all four games. How conveeeeniant. >Both Ling and Ash were in shock of the man in front of them. >"Ryu....Ryu Hoiji, the number one ranked fighter in the world.....and >Ken Masters as well, the NAMA champion (North American Martial Arts: This is >made up). KRILLAN: So is this entire story, are we supposed to be surprised? >What are they doing here?" Ling was in shock. >"Probably the same reason why your here kid." said another voice. >Ash turned to once again see the two men. The big black man spoke first, >and he had a gun attached to one of his arms. Not good. The other man >had a huge sword strapped to his back. Not very good. GOKU: So Ash saw these dangerous looking guys before, but didn't do anything about it? VEGETA: Stupidity kills. >The cat-toy thingy had a microphone. GOKU: How does that microphone work? KRILLAN: His voice is so annoying that enemies kill themselves. >Not quite a hat-trick but he was still wary. YAMUCHA: Hockey!! >"This world young fellow, is a world which is in tormoil, because of >the evil which may have come from all your worlds." said Cait. VEGETA (Cait): So it is all your faults! DIE!!! >"Actually, by deduction, we are from the same world, just different >parts of it." Ling commented. ALL: [sneezing] Bullsh*t! Bullsh*t! >"Don't be a smart kid. KRILLAN: Great message to be sending to the children. >I can tell that you are not the evil which has come here, so we need your >help. Are there any people from your world which you would consider evil....." GOKU (Ken): Ryu here is pretty evil. KRILLAN (Ryu): [SPLAT!!] GOKU (Ken): Heh heh, no more competitition. >"Definetly." Ken said. "That evil bastard, Bison, along with the devil >himself, known as Akuma. They are evil son of a bitches." >(Shh..Ken, there are kids around) Ryu whispered. >Ken looked, YAMUCHA (Ken): Where? >then remembered he had a son of his own, and quickly shut up. ALL: GOOD!! >"What about you?" Barret asked, looking at the young girl who called >herself Ling Xiayou. >"That Heihachi and that Ogre are definetly evil. Ogre is immensly powerful, >he could destroy the world, and Heihachi wants to take over the world." >"Two qualities I hate." muttered Cloud. YAMUCHA (Cloud): My turn-offs are destroying the world, trying to take over the world, and rude people. KRILLAN: That is just wierd. >He looked at the two kids. "What about you?" >Ash and Brock looked like in deep thought. GOKU (Deep Thought): The answer, to Life, the Universe, and Everything… is… 42!! >"Well, Gary is annoying, but not evil. Team Rocket are real pain in >the butts, but they are not bloodthirsty. Unless....." >"Unless?" Barret said. VEGETA: During the full moon, they both become bloodthirsty beasts who eat chickens. >"Well, whenever they talk about their boss, they get all scared. There >may be a connection with him, although thats all I know. It's just a >whim." Ash said. KRILLAN: I think ‘hunch’ would be another way to put it. >"Not much help." Barret muttered. Cait nudged him. YAMUCHA: ...Off a cliff. >"Hmm." Looks like we've got a bit of explaining to do. He walked into >Gongaga. "Come in, everyone, looks like I've got some talking to do." ALL: NOOOOOO! >Everyone walked in, except for Ken, who muttered "What the hell is >going on?" GOKU: You got us, pal! >before flocking the pack. KRILLAN: Huh? (…) GOKU: Well, looks like its break time. [Author’s notes: Whew! I picked quite a big fic here! Well, I’d like to apologize for this part, the story got a bit dull. Don’t worry. The next few parts are when things really get into gear. See Goku and the others fight for their sanity!] >[Bison] “what about you Heihachi, want to join in to conquer power?"