As the four left the theater, something occured to Goku. "HEY! It's time to eat!" The others look on in some shock as Goku shoots down a hall. Unfortunatly, a large screen pops from the ceiling with Freeza on it. Hell 13 "Unfortunately, you will NOT be allowed to eat until you view more of the fic!" SZW Krillan snorted. "No way we just got..." He was cut off by Goku grabbing him and Yamucha, running for the theater, "Food!!!!!" door sequence 7 (dog bone opening) 6 (it's a wall. Vegeta blasts it.) 5 (Momo opens a electronic lock) 4 (drawbridge comes down) 3 (door swings open) 2 (Cloud drives a motorcycle through a window) 1 (hatch opens) GOKU: Sorry, guys, but I'm hungry. YAMUCHA: Well, we might as well continue reading. >Mako Crossover Chapter 4 >Girl Power GOKU: Isn’t that a big part of Sailor Moon?” >By Chris Homer >A young girl, no older than 11, was sobbing outside the polluted area >of Midgar. YAMUCHA: I.E., any part. >This girl had red hair (I think), yellow shirt, blue denim shorts >(I'm guessing here, I'm not a studier of Pokemon fashion), VEGETA: Kakarot? GOKU (reading carefully): Yeah, he’s basically right. >and completely lost. KRILLAN: Like us. >She had lost her friends, had no idea what happened. She saw Psyduck, >Starmie and Staryu go into battle, and the next thing she was here. KRILLAN: Why is she here? GOKU: Because… a big clown hit her! YAMUCHA: Huh? >She had been looking around the area but it was deserted. She however, >had some unpleasant experiences with some Whole Eaters. YAMUCHA: (crying) It’s so sad. Alone, afraid, and surrounded by monsters! VEGETA: God, you’re a wimp. >She was scared as their silk attack tied her up. Luckily, Starmie saved >her as she released as Staryu defeated the Whole Eaters easily. But she >was still lost, and unknowing to where she was. >Finally, her body couldn't take it and she fell into semi-unconsciousness, >still sobbing. _____________________________________________________________________ >Watching the poor girl suffer, VEGETA: …is quite amusing. GOKU: You’re getting really rotten, Vegeta. >four other members of the female sex were watching her, unsure what to do. >The first two were familiar with the area, although they too weren't sure >what happened. (Flashback to about 3 minutes ago) KRILLAN: Why? Shouldn’t they still remember it? >Two female figures had just fell from the sky, hurt and tired after >battling Sephiroth. Tifa looked at the young ninja, complaining as usual. >"O.K, what the hell happened?" she screamed. >"I don't know." Tifa replied. KRILLAN: If I understood that right, Tifa is arguing and screaming with herself. >She looked around. She and Yuffie were the only members of Avalanche >in the area, GOKU: They’re screwed. >and why they were outside Midgar, who knows.... YAMUCHA: I think you should, since you’re the one who wrote this. VEGETA: Plot device. >The Mako explosion. >The portals. GOKU: The stupidity. VEGETA: The pain. KRILLAN: The fanfic. >It must have seperated them from the others.....but then, where the >hell were they? YAMUCHA: YOU JUST SAID IT WAS MIDGAR!!! >And the portals......what evil came from them? >Tifa suddenly reached the conclusion that whatever evil came out, some >must have been transported here. KRILLAN (Tifa): For you see, Yuffie, if none of the evil was here, there w ould be no point for US being here! For you see, the author is in charge here. GOKU: You know, you’d think if the evil had any control in this, it’d drop all the heroes into the ocean or something. >Yuffie dusted herself from the ground. KRILLAN: Eww, the ground’s covered in Yuffie! >"Look, I don't know what happened, but can we get out of here?" >Tifa stood up. "No, I have a feeling we are going to meet some people. >Not good perhaps." >Yuffie nodded, and her hand strayed to her YAMUCHA: leash. >shuriken when she heard a noise. >"Hey, whats that?" she said, hearing a muffled noise. >It sounded like crying. GOKU: Hmmm, I don’t know, Yuffie. Maybe……. It’s CRYING!!!? >They turned at the ruined Midgar, and saw a young girl, different looking >from most of the girls usually in the Midgar area. KRILLAN: She looked stupid. >Was this one of them? She looks so......innocent....but looks can be >deceiving, perhaps she was a spy, or this was a spell... >But then why was she crying, and practically passed out...... YAMUCHA: She’s probably high… >Both Yuffie and Tifa reached the same conclusion and strode out to the >outskirts of Midgar. VEGETA (Yuffie and Tifa): Screw the kid! We’re out of here! _____________________________________________________________________ >Two female figures had just fell from the sky, hurt and tired after >battling with Sagat and Bison. One was very young, the other wasn't >much older but had a much better look of authority. >"Sakura.....are you O.K?" Chun-Li looked at the poor girl, who looked >passed out, YAMUCHA: Ah, she’s on the same stuff Misty’s on. >she had just lost heavily to Sagat and was only just recovering, her >eyes fluttering in and out. KRILLAN: Ewww, keep those in their sockets. >"Sakura...." she said gently GOKU: So she said her own name as she woke up? Is SHE a Pokemon now? >as the young girl started to wake up. KRILLAN (Chun): Time for school, dear… >"Wh...what.....Chun.....what....happened?" the young girl asked. >"It's O.K, Sakura......" she started to say, but then looked around. >"Hey, this doesn't look familiar." >Chun-Li went to her mobile phone, and started to phone Interpol. Only >to find something was jamming the frequency. KRILLAN (Phone): I’m sorry, your call cannot be connected as you are on another planet, you heartless scum… >"What? How can this happen....." Chun pondered to what happened before. >It was obvious that she had been transported somewhere, GOKU: Pfft, Obvious… >this was certainly not Australia, YAMUCHA: Or Kansas. >and her friends, and for that matter, enemies were no where in sight. >What power from the lightning and the powerful attacks had somehow >transported her here.....to....where? GOKU: I don’t know, what power? VEGETA: What are you talking about? GOKU: Look carefully, the question is what power was used. >Sakura sat up, her skirt dusted up from falling a few many times against >Sagat. Sakura was still trying to focus after the beating she took, and >wasn't as quick witted as Chun-Li. YAMUCHA: Or, for that matter, as quick witted as the Sector 7 plate. >Still, even she couldn't shake off the fact that something was wrong, perhaps the fact that her idol, Ryu, was no-where in sight. KRILLAN: Gee, without Ryu, who will she offer sacrifices to? >Sakura stood up as cheerfully as she could and asked "Do we ask for >directions?" VEGETA (Chun): Yeah, you go and ask the giant monster over there! I’ll be here watching the slaughter, I mean conversation. >Chun-Li looked thoughtful for a bit. "I don't know, this area.....it >looks so....unfamiliar..... YAMUCHA (Chun): It’s like waking up in a motel after a night drunk, and not recognizing the guy next to you. GOKU: That’s a pretty mean thing to say. YAMUCHA: Eh, its just a running gag. >I feel an evil sense stronger than Bison could ever have in this area..." >Sakura nodded, also feeling a sense of dread with this place. >Suddenly, they heard sobbing from a nearby area. GOKU: The sobbing scared them even more, and they ran like whipped horses. >"Sounds like we aren't the only people with problems." Sakura inquired. >They looked to survey the area for the source of the sound. It was >coming from a young girl, crying, and looked like to be passed out from >exhaustion. Chun-Li looked at her, as Sakura was wondering that she had >seen her somewhere before...... GOKU: Sakura watches kid’s television? >"Come on, she's just a kid, we'd better help her....." Chun asked. >Sakura nodded, knowing she had seen her from somewhere before....... VEGETA: You already established that, keep going! _____________________________________________________________________ >Misty just wanted to die. Ash was gone, KRILLAN: Good. Brock was gone, YAMUCHA: Just as good. >her life seemed to be a disaster, GOKU: That’s something new? >and worse, some more bug like enemies were coming for her. Misty was >scared of bugs anyway, but bugs who could attack was the worst fear for her. >She was too scared to even use her pokemon. VEGETA: Ah, the fear that stupidifies. >She cringed as the four creatures came for an easy meal. >Suddenly......... GOKU: The writer had a heart attack, the creatures vanished, and there was much rejoicing. >Misty looked up to see four females coming from different directions, arms >raised. KRILLAN: They came together and danced in a circle, holding hands. >The youngest one (sakura), had screamed a wary cry GOKU: She was too nervous to use a confident cry. >and ran into her Hari-chiban attack. This involved her spinning on the >ground, kicking away before fishing off with a roundhouse to the chest. YAMUCHA: Break dance fighting!! >The bug creature she had aimed at didn't have a chance and died before >she even finished the move. KRILLAN: How rude! You think it would be polite enough to hang around for the entire attack before kicking it! >The other young one (Yuffie) had jumped in the air and threw what looked >like to be a shuriken onto another. It died instantly. >The girl next to her (Tifa) just crushed the other one with a fury of her >fists. >The oldest (Chun) had gone into her axe kick move, her hands on the ground >and smashed her heel into the final creatures brain. It didn't have a >chance. VEGETA: The odds were against it. It had to get a royal flush to survive. >The four girls who had just saved her all asked her at the same time "Are >you all right?" KRILLAN: Comedy! Isn’t it great? GOKU: I don’t know. I haven’t seen any. >They looked at each other for a second, then went back to the girl. >"I'll....I'll live. Thanks a lot. I was scared stiff!" the girl sobbed. >Tifa looked at her. "Your not from around here are you?" she inquired. >Misty shook her head. "No, I was with my friends in YAMUCHA (Misty): A cheap motel.. GOKU: She’s ELEVEN! That’s just wrong! Even for a riff! YAMUCHA: Hey, there's a lot worse stuff out there. GOKU: But I don't want it in here. >a pokemon gym and the next thing I knew I was here, and I don't have a >clue where I am!" >Sakura perked up at the word 'pokemon' , trying to recognise who the girl was. >"I'm lost, tired, hungry, and I don't know where my friends are!" she >sobbed, falling back to the ground. KRILLAN (Misty): And I want a chair to sit on! >Tifa looked in the eyes of the girl. No way was this an enemy. She >seemed absolutely sincere and caring. GOKU: As opposed to Cloud, who never cared about anything. >She reminded her of herself when she was younger, when Cloud went away...... GOKU: So Misty’s gonna end up with a figure like Tifa? YAMUCHA: Cool. >Cloud.....where the hell was he? He'd better not die now afetr everything which had happened........ VEGETA (Tifa): If he dies, I’ll KILL HIM!! >Yuffie was eyeing the other two women who had helped her as well. KRILLAN (Yuffie): Hmm, they don’t seem to have any materia, SCREW ‘EM! >Had these come from the portal as well, or one of the other portals? >Suddenly, she found herself asking 'Who are you?' KRILLAN: Man, she really zoned out to not even know what she was doing. GOKU: Well, we are talking about YUFFIE here… >Chun-Li looked at the young girl who had asked the question. "What about >you?" she replied. >Yuffie scoffed. "I'm Yuffie Kisaragi, master thief and ninja from Wutai." YAMUCHA: And the most annoying. >'And the most modest.' Sakura thought, YAMUCHA: The fic shouldn’t compete with me for riffs. >but then her brain heard everything she said and she got confused. GOKU: I can see how that would work. Using something you normally don’t, like a brain, can be tough… VEGETA: I bet you’d know about that, Kakarot. >"Wutai.....I've got an A in Geography GOKU: God knows how. >and have never heard of that in my life." she said. >"Fool, it's the solitude town on the western continent." Yuffie smiled. KRILLAN: It’s the town where everyone lives by themselves. >Sakura scratched her head. "What, North America, South America, >Central America, Caribbean..... KRILLAN (reading): I only read two continents, out of four places… Huh? VEGETA: I know. >what are you on about?" YAMUCHA (Yuffie): About two joints of dope. >Now Yuffie was confused. "What are you talking about?" GOKU: Lot of confusion going around. >Chun-Li and Tifa had guessed what had happened, but let the two argue >whilst they consolled the other girl. Both sensed a cat-fight going to >happen, and both were going to enjoy it. VEGETA: Ahh, there’s nothing more therapeutic than watching each other’s friends beat the crap out of each other. >"Look, if you're one of this evil, then you must be evil at annoying and >confusing people, because its working on me!" YAMUCHA: And me! >Yuffie groaned. Sakura started to seeth. "I don't know what you are on >about, YAMUCHA( Yuffie): I ALREADY TOLD YOU!!! >but nobody calls me annoying.....well, perhaps Ryu......" GOKU (Sakura): and Ken, and Chun, and anyone who knows me…. And…. >Yuffie smirked. "Well, what ya gonna do about it?" >Sakura smirked. "Why, kick your sorry behind of course. I've just been >pummelled by a giant but YAMUCHA: …Nah. That’s too easy. >I'm ready to handle a skank like you!" >Yuffie angered. "YOU LITTLE SLUT!" YAMUCHA: Well, it’s definatly a cat fight. They’re using bitchy names on each other. >And threw her materia down. "I don't need materia to take on the likes of you!" Sakura smiled sweetly, but with a sense of evil. "Sure, whatever." In the back of her mind, she was pondering what 'materia' was....... KRILLAN (Sakura/Ayla): No nonsense or brain go boom! >Sakura had to avoid a quick kick from Yuffie, as she ran in, fists blazing. >Her shuriken was drawn, ready to give her a lesson. >Sakura, wisely backed off as she threw the throwing star. GOKU: I know that Yuffie is the one with the shuriken, but can YOU tell that from the way the author’s describing the fight? >She powered up her chi and ;let it fly. "HA-DO-KEN!" >Yuffie, as well as Tifa and Misty, were dumbstruck VEGETA: Or just dumb. >by the ball of energy, hurtling towards Yuffie. Yuffie, on a last >second impulse, dodged and threw her weapon again. Sakura kicked it back >and Yuffie ran in. "BLOODFEST!" she shouted, and ran in, hitting all parts >of her combo. GOKU: Probably be better to hit Sakura, rather then her own attack. >Sakura was dazed as Yuffie set up for another limit break. >"GAUNTLET!" The powerful blue energy VEGETA: SUPER VEGETA BIG BANG ATTACK! >enveloped Sakura as she fell down even weaker. YAMUCHA: Wow, how did she get two limit bars charged up that quickly? VEGETA: She cheated? >"All right!" Yuffie screamed and ran in for the kill. >But Sakura was ready. "Sho...." She started to run. >"O...." Yuffie stopped as a blur of power came from her hands. >"KEN!" Sakura finished her version of the Dragon Punch, GOKU: Which sucked. >fists hitting Yuffie's face many times, she was dazed. Sakura followed >up with her version of the hurricane kick. Now for the coup de grace. >She powered up her chi again, but this time to its full strength. >"SHIN......." >Yuffie held up her shuriken to throw again. >"-HA DO KEN!" The ultra-powerful fireball was heading towards Yuffie. GOKU: KAMEHAMEHA!!! VEGETA: Don’t steal my riffs! >It hit the shuriken on the way, but it only dispelled a third of the power. KRILLAN: My, awfully precise for a fast paced battle. >The rest hit Yuffie full on. >Yuffie fell back, a dazed look in her eyes. Tifa had to smile. Despite >the fact that her friend had been hurt, the sight was too hilarious. >Chun-Li was also smirking. Even Misty was trying hard not to laugh. VEGETA: Hmm, they like the sight of serious injury. I might just like these people. >They couldn't hold it forever. All three burst out laughing at the same >time. Yuffie shook the cobwebs KRILLAN: Out of her head, unfortunatly that left nothing in her skull. >and looked at them. "HEY! I'M NOT A LAUGHING STOCK!" she screamed. GOKU: Sure you are. That whole thing with Don Corneo at Wutai is hilarious! >Tifa looked at her, as well as the girl which had just kicked her ass. She >quickly realised that this girl had some power to do those attacks. How >did she do it, was she evil? VEGETA: Yep. >She looked in the girls eyes. No, she wasn't. Tifa had a sixth sense for >things like this, GOKU (whispering): I see dead people… >coming from years of martial arts training. She, plus the other woman, >were both skilled fighters, and had incredible power, but they were definetly >on the side of good. It seemed that they, as well as the young girl, had been >transported here from their worlds as well. Tifa walked up to the girl. >"How....how did you do that?" she asked. VEGETA (Sakura): I steal the souls of the defeated to fuel my powers. GOKU: Um no, that would be Mortal Kombat. _____________________________________________________________________ >After a discussion between the women, particularly in both Tifa and Yuffie >expressing a knowledge of how to do the fireball attack, they all reached >the same idea. YAMUCHA: They then went on a rampage, destroying all in sight. VEGETA: Well, the fic didn’t say it was a GOOD idea. >"So, you've must have been transported here....but Sephiroth said that a >great evil would come. You don't seem evil." said Tifa. >"Yeah, but their attacks sure hurt!" Yuffie moaned, unhappy still of being >thrashed by Sakura. >"No, it wouldn't be us, it would be that bastard, Bison." KRILLAN: Who killed Kenny. GOKU: I thought he was a son of a bitch? >Chun-Li said. "He is the lord of Shadowlaw, in our world, that is a huge >base which dubs around KRILLAN: You mean THEY screw up American anime!? ALL: KILLLL!!! >in anything illegal. I am a member of a police force called Interpol >and entered the alpha tournament so I could defeat him.....and avenge >the death of my father." She finished, her head low. >Tifa looked at her in pity. The young girl Misty had fresh tears to her eyes. YAMUCHA: She got them from the fridge. >"What about Akuma as well, he's an evil son of a gun as well!" Sakura said. >"Good point. There is a demon warrior that may have come as well known as >Akuma. He is undefeated in battle, and kills people with a technique known >as the Raging Demon. However, Ryu....." Both girls sighed at this point. >".....Ryu, one of our friends, survived the attack, VEGETA: Apparently they sighed BECAUSE he survived. >along with Bison. That means that Akuma seeks their powerful souls to >increase his strength. GOKU: Wow, Vegeta, you weren’t that far off with that earlier crack, after all. >I wouldn't be surprised if he went after ours as well, VEGETA (Chun): Except for the fact that he has good taste. >he has no allies or enemies." Chun-Li finished. KRILLAN: Oh come on, you have to have one or the other! Otherwise he just wanders around doing nothing. GOKU: I think saying he had no LOYALTIES would be okay. YAMUCHA: Well, maybe she’s saying that Akuma is too dumb to tell one from the other. >Tifa nodded, cross legged by the fire they had made just outside Midgar. GOKU: Ohhh, so the scene changed? >Tifa looked at the other girl. >She was very young, but just by looking in her eyes, she had a firey >spirit which would be the downfall of others. >"So, Misty, what about you?" Tifa inquired kindly. >The young girl smiled for the first time, VEGETA: Ever. >it was one of those heart-warming smiles, and not only did she feel >better, VEGETA: Since she passed gas while she smiled. >the others did as well. GOKU: They did it in unison. >"I came from a Pokemon Gym in our world, and myself and my friends, >along with some enemies of ours were battling. The next thing I knew YAMUCHA: George W. Bush was elected. The whole world had gone crazy. >was I was here." Misty said. GOKU: Redundancy Alert!!! OTHERS: NOOOOO! >"Pokemon.......interesting. I've been to Pokemon matches when I was a >bit younger, KRILLAN (Sakura): I had a game boy. >but its as big as it ever was!" Sakura added. "That's where I saw you >before.....last year, I watched you battle a young boy near my hometown. >You were pretty good considering you only had water pokemon and he had >loads!" YAMUCHA: Or he was a load. It’s hard to keep that straight >Misty nodded. "That boy was one of my friends, Ash Ketchum." she said. >Sakura nodded. "He's one of the biggest newcomers, he had 7 badges last >time I heard." GOKU: So Ash’s a Boy Scout? >Misty nodded. "Yep, and he was getting his eighth, before Gary and >Team Rocket interrupted us." >Yuffie spoke. "Are they the evil from your world?" >Misty pondered this comment for a moment. "I don't think so......They >are annoying, VEGETA: Like everyone here. >and yes, some have had their thieving licenses redone GOKU: How efficient. Thieves get licenses in that world. >and kidnapping, but I'd classify both of them more annoying rather >than evil, perhaps who they work for......Gary is just a plain nuisance, >he has tried to hit on me....I got my revenge though!" she smirked, >remembering in the gym he had offered her to be a cheerleader, he got a >karate chop to the face for that. YAMUCHA: She must have been in a fairly good mood not to hit him somewhere else. >Tifa looked at her. "Do you know martial arts as well?" >"Kind of." she said. "When I was younger, my father taught me and my >sisters dance movements to become more graceful. GOKU: Man, was that a joke. >However, he began favouring them more, so I decided to enroll in the >local gym. I learnt the basics of martial arts and have expanded into >them on the outdoors. It was how I got to be interested in Pokemon as >well." >"And your friends? Can they be trusted?" Yuffie asked. VEGETA (Misty): No. Shoot to kill. >Misty looked at them all and giggled. "Sure, but whatever you do, make >sure Brock doesn't hit on any of you. Believe me, he's a bit amorous!" >They all chuckled. "Ash, he's cool. We argue a lot but he's very nice. >Very kind to his Pokemon too." She said this with a sigh. VEGETA: Ugh. Here we go with another romantic pairing. >Tifa and Chun-Li gave a look that neither Skaura, GOKU: Or Sakura, >Yuffie or Misty noticed. It was a knowing look. >"So, what do we do?" Misty asked. >"I guess we have to find everyone. We're near the Chocobo Farm, so a >days walk GOKU: Wow. KRILLAN: What? GOKU: An author who admits that time passes in that world. >and we can borrow the black chocobo we've left there." she said. >That way, we can get to Costa Del Sol, and then go to the other continent, >where the majority of the towns are. I'm not sure how we are gonna get >across the water areas though...." GOKU: How about swimming? YAMUCHA: They’d never make it! VEGETA: And your point is? >"Easy!" chirped Misty. YAMUCHA: Chirp chirp. >"As I said, I've got water pokemon, if we make some sort of raft, we >can go anyway we want!" >With that, Misty showed her seven pokemon for them to see, (NOTE: In >the series, Misty has five, but because I think they are fairly weak, >I'm giving her Vaporeon as well, along with Jigglypuff) GOKU: Sure, why not? Authors are allowed to crush all sense of continuity. >Staryu, Starmie, Psyduck, Horsea, Goldeen and her newest one from evolving >an Evee, Vaporeon, and her cute Jigglypuff. GOKU: Jigglypuff then sang and put them all to sleep. While asleep, they were eaten by the Midgar Zolem. The end. (…) Damn, didn’t work. VEGETA: THAT'S MY LINE! >Tifa and Yuffie were dumbstruck, Sakura clapping her hands whilst >Chun-Li looked impressed. Misty picked up Horsea and knelt down by Vaporeon and patted it. YAMUCHA (Misty): Yeow! I shouldn’t have patted the spines! >"Aww, how cute!" the other girls said simultaneously. VEGETA: Of course GIRLS think they’re cute. . >They started to pat the cute pokemon (Psyduck, Horsea, Jigglypuff and >Vaporeon), whilst Goldeen returned (It can't survive as well out of water >like the others) and trying to pat starfish pokemon would be a feat in >its self. GOKU: But starfish have no feet… VEGETA: Shut up. >After pleasantries were over, Misty returned them all, then remembered >something. KRILLAN (Misty): I’m missing my TV shows. >"Oh, no, where is it?" she realised. >She searched her backpack, panicking momentarilly, but gave a sigh of >relief when she found what she was looking for. VEGETA (Misty): My heroin! >"Oh, Togepi, don't you ever scare me like that!" she said, hugging the >egg pokemon. KRILLAN: Oh good. Now they can have scrambled eggs. GOKU: Mmmmm, eggs... >Togepi looked a bit scared, YAMUCHA: With Misty for a trainer? Can you blame it? >but happy to see its trainer. >Another chorus of ahhs (This one is really cute) followed as Misty held >it close. Darkness however was falling. GOKU (Darkness): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh *THUMP*! Ouch! >"I think we'd better pitch camp first. It's a while to the nearest town so >we'd better rest good, I think we've all had a tiring day." Tifa said. >The girls nodded. After getting some firewood and Tifa amazed the others with >the use of a fire materia, which they had explained early earlier, GOKU: Must’ve been really early. >when they used one to cure Yuffie and Sakura, they all pitched camp and fell >to sleep quickly. _____________________________________________________________________ >Unfortunately, their sleep was rudely interrupted. >A loud noise awoke Tifa and Chun-Li whilst the others slept more soundly. >They woke to see three figures, laughing fairly noisily. At first, they thought it would be some drunkards, VEGETA: If these are just some random guys with no worth, I will hunt the auther down and blast him. >and were prepared to kick them soundly, but they realised why would >people walk around here, it is miles before the nearest town....... GOKU: They were REALLY drunk? >Suddenly, Tifa recognised something. One of the figures was carrying >somebody, whilst two more GOKU: Whilst? When did the writer start using Olde English? >were being.... VEGETA: Roasted. >....they were floating? VEGETA: Big deal. >She then recognised them! KRILLAN: Well, one thing I can say about this guy. He’s consistant. He hasn’t spelled ‘recognized’ right once. >REEVE, MARLENE, ELYMRA! YAMUCHA: Thinking a bit loud, aren’t we? >'No!" she thought, turned to Chun, but a look of anger was on her face. >She was looking at the most muscular of the men, draped in blood red >attire, and a cap drooped by a dark cloak. It was unlike a man she'd ever >seen. GOKU (Tifa): Ugh, what man would wear RED? It’s awful! >The two other men were also an unusual sight. One was an old man, but >built like Barret, GOKU: And yet Bison is more muscular? What does he look like, a semi? KRILLAN: Maybe like a USSJ? >and the other was humongous, don't see many men that size. YAMUCHA (Man): Why thank you. It is pretty impressive. GOKU: What are we going to do with you? >Suddenly, she realised who Chun was looking at. >"Chun....." GOKU (Tifa): Maybe you shouldn’t be looking at yourself…? >She nodded in anger as she whispered the name she hated the most. GOKU: Schmitty. OTHERS: Huh? GOKU: Well, it’s a funny sounding name… and I thought… OH SHUT UP! >"Bison......." >Mako Crossover Chapter 5 >Evil Personified GOKU: Told you Bill Gates was in this fic. >By Chris Homer >The crater itself would be a horrid sight, but the parts of Jenova thrived on >the power. >And even without her 'son' Sephiroth, KRILLAN: Even Jenova doesn’t like Sephiroth? >she already had a back-up plan. >By creating the portals, she not only could conquer an alternate world, YAMUCHA: Hey, Jenova’s a Slider. >but use people as evil as Sephiroth to conquer this one. >She knew of the evil beings that were of Akuma, Bison and Ogre, as well as the man known as Giovanni, who hadn't entered KRILLAN: So why does Jenova worry about him? >but were somehow linked with those two idiots, Jessie and James. She could >contact him via them. But in the meantime, she kept her two guests in rapid >company. VEGETA: Very FAST company… >These two were evil personified. GOKU: (opens mouth) VEGETA: If you say Bill Gates one more time, I’ll kill you. That wasn’t funny the FIRST TIME!!! GOKU: (closes mouth) _____________________________________________________________________ >Akuma stared into his surroundings. This area seemed bare, but power was >flowing everywhere. This power was incapacitating him, he was surrendering >to it. He had no soul, GOKU: And no life. VEGETA: And no brain. >as he lost it when he gained power to the raging demon. But now..... >A fresh world. More souls to take. More power to gain. Akuma, undefeated, >would be able to gain the powerful souls of Ryu and Bison, as the power of >Mako intensified his power of the Raging Demon........... GOKU: Hang on. Strictly speaking, Mako only refers to the energy removed by the reactors. So is Akuma working with Shinra? KRILLAN: But who would he work with, Palmer? YAMUCHA: I guess Akuma will need to acquire a taste for lard. _____________________________________________________________________ >Ogre was thinking the same things. KRILLAN: Wow, what a coincidence. >He felt power flow around him, ready for the taking. He sensed strong souls >here as well. >The young boy, Jin was still here, and he didn't finish taking Heihachi's >soul..... >He sensed a few others that he hadn't recognised before VEGETA: Odds are he still wouldn’t recognize them. >.....a young girl, with an art which hadn't been used in many a millenium, >the only one who had perfected it. >Ogre sensed many strong souls with abilites to channel their energy and >release it, GOKU: Hey, are we in this fic? VEGETA: We better not! >one of them was a champion, stronger than any other. GOKU: Maybe he’s talking about Mr. Satan. KRILLAN: Actually, in relative strength, I think even he could beat up this band of morons. >Ogre also sensed young souls, one with an incredible desire and spirit, >and another, strong of will and mind, as well as a third, strong of >knowledge and desire. VEGETA: This might be a bit more significant if we knew what he was sensing. >He sensed many other people, before staring into the eyes of the devil, a >man who he strangely, couldn't sense..... YAMUCHA: STRANGEly… _____________________________________________________________________ >Ogre and Akuma looked at one another. They sensed no soul in either but >craved others. They telepathically reached a conclusion. >(You are as evil as I) Akuma 'said'. >(Thank you.) Ogre 'replied'. GOKU: So, they are talking telepathically……….WHY!? Are they afraid the Crater will overhear them? KRILLAN: I think its supposed to be a sinister effect. >(We have somehow been transported into this new world...... GOKU (sings): A whole new wooooorrrlldd… >with strong wills and strong souls) Akuma said. >(I know, and I feel that we have been shared this destiny to remove them) >Ogre said. >(So, whilst this unknown power flows through us, we will never have a better >chance to take them, before we can return to destroy the human world) Akuma >said. KRILLAN: What, are the FF7 people not human? >(Exactly. I require power as much as you do.....it would seem logical that >the Ogre and the Devil should work together) Ogre sneered. GOKU: Oh wait, that’s Mr. Spock. Our mistake. >(Interesting. I will take you up on that offer, as our power combined would be unbeatable) Akuma said. KRILLAN AND YAMUCHA: FUUUUUUUUU-SHION! VEGETA: Shut up! >(Yes......the thirst for power is drawing GOKU: A pretty picture of a flower. >.....) Ogre started. >(.....And we shall take our fill) Akuma finished. >Akuma and Ogre suddenly glowed as they vanished from sight. GOKU: Shunkan Idou! >And from above them an alien figure snickered. "Fools......." _____________________________________________________________________ >O.K, so this chapter is short, but the opening chapters are just to get the >main people together in certain areas, everything will work out, I promise! VEGETA: No, don’t worry about it! In fact, all chapters should be this short. >Hope you enjoy this change of style, I am! (How sad.) KRILLAN: I agree. >Mako Crossover Chapter 6 >Reality Check VEGETA: Something this fic really needs. >By Chris Homer >O.K, the main groups have been made, now there is going to be quite a bit of >switching, GOKU:Also known as whipping. >which may decided short chapters (so this first bit may be Chapter 6a, then >6b, etc.) We start with Cloud's group KRILLAN: This guy doesn't like surprises, does he? >in Gongagga, where he has Ling from Tekken, Ash and Brock from Pokemon, >Barret and Cait from FF7 and Ryu and Ken from Street Fighter) YAMUCHA: That’s quite a large group. >All the characters are in union with their respective companies, I don't plan >to make any money out of them. GOKU: Trust me, you won't. >All original characters (e.g. Gale Dragon) are all mine. KRILLAN: You can have them! _____________________________________________________________________ >"So, let me get this straight.........we are in another world...." Ken >asked for the hundreth time, he didn't get it the first time and probably >wouldn't. VEGETA: Hey, Kakarot, when did you get in this fic? GOKU: Ha. Ha. It is, to laugh. >"Yes...." Cloud said patiently. >".....expect for the dude with the spikey hair, the big black guy and the >schizophrenic robot GOKU: Schizophrenic? Annoying, maybe, but not scizophrenic! >....who live here." Ken said. >"Yes...." Barret said, not quite as patiently. KRILLAN (Barret): Why do we have to get the moron allies? VEGETA: Come on, Barret! Why should you take this!? BLAST HIM! >".....and there is some evil from all of our eras which has been >transported here, so we can stop it!" Ken finished. >"YES, WELL DONE, KEN MASTERS, YOU NOW HAVE A CERTIFICATE OF >LOW INTELLIGENCE!" Cait mocked. YAMUCHA: WE’LL riff the fic, thank you very much. >"Thank you....hey!" Ken realised what the robot said. >"Oh well, one step at a time!" Ryu joked. Ken tried to hit him and missed. GOKU: Oh, real swift… >Ling groaned. She could sense this would be an interesting ordeal. GOKU: I know that this is nitpicking, but an ordeal is an event of great difficulty and often suffering. I do not think the word “interesting” fits it. >"So, from your worlds, there is some force of evil which has also entered here. >You've already told us what they are, but for the benefit of Ken......" Cloud >joked. >"HEY!" Ken moaned, fed up of being picked on. KRILLAN: So? >(NOTE: Ken is my favourite character on the game where I kick ass at, but >still, I like to take the piss out of him) ALL: EWWWW!!!!! >"He knows, Cloud. I've drilled it in him enough times." Ryu mused. Ken just >rolled his eyes. YAMUCHA: …across the ground. >"How can we stop these guys? I mean, you guys look up to the job which >your weapons and that magic stuff you showed, but us, I don't think we can >be much help." Ash spoke for the first time. VEGETA: And the last, as everyone immediately blasted him. >"Maybe not battle wise, but your....what was the name again?" Cloud said. >"Pokemon." Brock, Ling and Ash said at the same time, Cloud was almost as bad as Ken. VEGETA: Who was almost as bad as Kakarot. GOKU: HEY!! >"...Sorry, Pokemon could bring the element of surprise, and by the looks of >that battle you had, some are quite powerful!" Cloud said. Both Ling and Ash >showered under the praise. YAMUCHA: I think water would be more effective. And are they so dirty they'd shower in public? >"So, we conclude that Bison, Ogre and Akuma are definetly the power forces. >What about this Team Rocket and their boss?" Barret asked, genuinely interested, >a big man maybe, but with kids, he was something else. GOKU (grimly): He was Michael Jackson with kids. OTHERS: RUNNNN!!!!!! >"Team Rocket keep trying to steal my Pikachu." Ash indicated the little >yellow rodent asleep next to him, whispering snores of "Chu...Chu...." Ling >was patting it, Pikachu was trusting the young girl and liked her company, >slightly annoying Ash, but not much. VEGETA: As opposed to the annoyment I'm feeling, which is quite great. >"They are definete pains, but I don't think they are part of this evil. >They are not smart enough or powerful enough to attempt something like >this on their own." Brock stated. KRILLAN: Is it just me, or is this the universe of morons? >"Maybe they'll work together with this Bison and co...." Ling said. GOKU: Bison and Co.! The company dedicated to better products and world domination! Coming to a universe near you. >"Nah, if these two are as idiotic as you say, YAMUCHA: Which they are. >then Bison would crush them instantly. Do these characters have any >goodness in them, that you've seen?" Ken asked. >Brock and Ash thought for a while. VEGETA: Smoke was coming out of their ears. >They had tried to kidnap and steal, and at times, had been wicked with >them, but there were definete signs. When Jessiebell (For none watchers, KRILLAN: Does that mean that noone watches Pokemon? >James' 'finacee'; he hates her) tried to poach James, VEGETA: I think scrambled James would go better. >he let Ash and company in his dog, Growlys huge house GOKU: So? He let them in the dog house, big deal. >(James' parents are millionaires), they have had several truces for >certain reasons. YAMUCHA: The UN desperately tried to stop the warring between the two factions. >Meowth was also caring at times, defending another Meowth's honour and >also caring for Misty's Togepi...... GOKU: He was hoping for hard boiled egg. >Ash hesitated, thinking of Misty, before saying "I suppose so, they are >more annoying than evil......" >Brock had seen that look in Ash's eyes, VEGETA: That stare of pure evil. >the look of sorrow and worry. He used it only for two things. When his >pokemon were in trouble....or..... GOKU: To turn people into stone. >Cait asked Ling about this Heihachi character. >"Heihachi treats you like your kids....(Ken was about to say she still is a >kid but decided not to), KRILLAN: Wow, an intellegent thought. The world must be getting to him. >he had plans for global destruction if Jin and Hwoarang hadn't stopped >him. The Ogre tried to possess him, but now I think he is here somewhere." >Ling said. >Cait remembered something else too. YAMUCHA (Cait): I left a roast in the oven!! >"Listen, Ryu, Ken, you said that Bison and Akuma were evil, but you also >mentioned a man named Sagat. He must have come here too......" GOKU (Ryu): How did you know that? KRILLAN (Cait): It makes the plot more interesting. >"Yes. Viktor Sagat is a legendary fighter, in his late 30s, has defeated >many opponents, including some legends such as Gen and Adon in our world, VEGETA: Who are those people and why do they matter? >his only three defeats in 20 years VEGETA: Which have been proven to be his only three matches ever. >have been to myself twice, and to Ken once." VEGETA (Cloud): Oh, you’re the better one? OK Barret, you can get rid of that idiot now. GOKU (Ken): ACKK! >"Impressive......our friend Tifa would be impressed by some of these >creditentials." Cloud paused, a pain going into his heart, GOKU: Ooh, that chicken’s catching up with him. >about Tifa, and where the hell was she..... >Regaining composure, Cloud said "Is he evil?" >Ryu had to think about this. "I don't know....he is the right hand man to >Bison in Shadowlaw, and he does many of the dealings with drugs, weapons, >prostitution, and most things illegal, GOKU: So, he’s evil. VEGETA: Well, they don’t want to be TOO judgemental. >but I do know he is a warrior of honour, he has never killed anyone in battle, VEGETA: WIMMMMP!!! >and refuses to murder with weaponry, his sense of Thai honour never allows it. >I don't know." >"Well, if he is still with Bison, we'd have to take him out as well." >Barret said. GOKU: Since when does Barret subscribe to the unconditional killing theory? >He stood up. "You spoke about friends.....ours are missing as well. I >guess we'd better find everyone." He smiled at the two male martial artists. >"You'd like to know Tifa, our own champion fighter..... YAMUCHA: Odds are they 'know' her already. >where the hell are you Tif?" YAMUCHA: Well they stick right out of her shirt…oh wait he means her name… >Barret moaned. YAMUCHA: He was thinking of Tifa too. >Ash also fell solemn, wondering where the heck Misty was? Brock put a hand >on his shoulder. >"She'll be fine." he said, quietly. >"Yeah......hey, how did you know I was thinking about Misty!" GOKU (Brock): I read minds. >Ash said, a mild blush coming over him. >"You're getting quiet. You aren't usually like this unless your pokemon are >hurt, or you are worried about something." he said. >"I'm worried about this evil!" he said quickly, a bit too quickly. YAMUCHA: So he sounded like “Iworryboutisvel”. >"Do you like her?" he said. >"Of course, she's a friend!" Ash said, a bit quick again. YAMUCHA: Or “Ocorsharend”. VEGETA: Shut up!!! >"I mean like her....." Brock said, putting more emphasis on the word like. >Ash started to blush and stutter. "N...no, why d...do you a..as...ask that?" GOKU (Porky Pig): T-t-t-t-that’s all, B-b-b-brock! >Ash got up and excused himself, claiming he needed some fresher air. GOKU: I thought they were already outside? >Brock thought there was some truth, he'd need to let the air come out of >those now reddening cheeks. >Ling was quiet, observing her surroundings. The two young boys were certainly >interesting nough, KRILLAN: Um, was that an intentional use of slang, or pathetic editing? YAMUCHA: My bet is on editing. >Brock had apologised about hitting on her, although he still regarded >her as 'cute.' They had an interest that she had at their age, and her >childhood fantasies were still within her small frame. GOKU: One word about fantasies from ANYONE, and you blow up! >She was also in the company of possibly the two greatest fighters in her >realm. Surely now she was safe from anything........ VEGETA: Except annoyance. >...and those others. The two humans looked like they earned their respect >in this world, and that robot could be very useful. KRILLAN: As a punching bag. >However, she had one thought on her mind. VEGETA: Blood. >'Hwoarang, if you die, I'll never forgive myself......." YAMUCHA (Ling): For you see, I’ll most likely have killed you myself. _____________________________________________________________________ >"So, what do you think of our 'saviours?' Barret laughed at Cloud. >"Don't knock it. They could come in very handy......." Cloud started when >a roar and a scream got their attention. YAMUCHA: Brock’s hitting on Cait Sith! GOKU: Ugh! >"It looks like the party's starting without us......" Barret said. KRILLAN: Yeah! Let’s hurry, I don’t wanna miss pin the tail on the donkey! >They ran quick out of Gongagga. The scream had come from Ash. VEGETA: So they had assumed it was a girl shrieking. >Quick as a flash, Cloud and Barret had rushed, Ryu and Ken also left the >house, as did Ling, who had released Panda, GOKU: The EPA was on her case. >obviously now keeping it out. Pikachu had heard its trainers scream and >woke up with a start. It scooted across the ground as quick as a cat....er, >mouse, VEGETA: Make up your mind! >and Cait plodded last in the background, as slow as a mouse....er, >cat...er, oh forget it! GOKU: Shut up! >Ash stared as did Brock, and when they got there, so did everyone else, >including Cloud, staring in shock. >A version of the Dark Dragon had come, but it's size was similar to a >WEAPON. Ash almost fainted on the spot, KRILLAN: Wow, a record of inside fic cracks at one character. Cool. >but maintained his composure to try and figure a situation hwo to run away, KRILLAN: Nani!? >it was a dragon, vulnerable to water.....Misty would have probably >destroyed it, but Ash couldn't let other thoughts ruin his state of mind. >"Squirtle, go!" he commanded. The cute turtle was released and with a cry >of "Squirtle!" went after its attacker. GOKU: SPLAT! (Ash) Oops, umm… anyone want turtle pancake? >Unfortunately, after seeing its attacker, it decided that the pokeball was >the best place to be, running in it. KRILLAN: So we’re seeing a running ball? >Ash couldn't blame it really, it was like sending it out to death, he >waited for the Reaper. The hot breath was upon it, GOKU: I though Ash was a boy. >but it stopped short. Ash looked up and Cloud had ran at it, slashing away. He turned to see Cait casting a Quake3 spell, whilst Barret was blasting it with everything it had. YAMUCHA: Has everyone been neutered or something? >"It's weak against water and rock!" said Cait, who identified the >creature as a "Gale Dragon". This was one of Jenova's tricks, probably >just to warm them up, GOKU: A dragon the size of a WEAPON is a warm up? VEGETA: Maybe by warm-up, he means barbeque. >but they weren't going to be an easy feast. "Use attacks based on them." >Of course, they then realised that Yuffie that all the water magic >(Leviathan, Aqua Lung, etc.) GOKU: Oh, very smart. Give all the materia of a type to one person, especially when its YUFFIE! KRILLAN: You don't like Yuffe much, do you? GOKU: No specific hate, really, she's just the most irritating. >But Brock had heard them. He got two pokeballs. YAMUCHA: I pity the Pokemon that the balls came from. >"Now, you are gonna see what I can do, go Geodude, Onix!" Brock screamed. >Hurtling from the pokeball, a rock showing no fear but with a face emerged, GOKU: Man, that sounds dumb. >along with a huge rock dragon. Cloud and co were slightly impressed. >"Geodude, rock throw! Onix, tackle!" Brock commanded. >"Squirtle, I know you are scared, but we need your help. Please...." >Ash whispered. >A quiet sound emerged, KRILLAN: (makes farting noise) >and Squirtle reappeared, nervous, but determined to save his trainer's skin. VEGETA: For, you see, it would make an excellent coat. >"Squirtle, full power water gun!" Ash said. >Squirtle obeyed, and a huge jettison of water hit the dragon in the face, >along with a pile of rocks and a headbutt from Onix. The dragon screamed >and cast an attack known as Gale, GOKU: How original. >it's wings blasting a wind attack, hoping to send the opposition away. >Cloud went to cast his Knights materia, but Ryu put a hand on his shoulder. YAMUCHA: And began a nice massage. GOKU: Um........no. >"Let us handle this." said Ryu. >The attacks from the dragon had sent Ash and Brock flying. His pokemon >returned, but the dragon had been weakened. GOKU: Why would the dragon need Pokemon? >Suddenly, something that hadn't seem humanly possible did. >From both Ryu and Ken's hands, electricity formed in their hands. VEGETA: My guess is this guy doesn’t know about US. A lot of the people can do all sorts of similar things. >Cloud gasped as they shouted "HA-DO-KEN!" KRILLAN: And Ken looks up, confused as to why they were shouting his name. >and the two fireballs joined together, hitting the dragon directly >against the chest. The dragon yelled. GOKU (dragon): You big meanies! >It wasn't weak or strong against electricity, but this attack had winded >him. >Pikachu, seeing that, took advantage, and with a loud "PIKACHU!" it hit >its most powerful Thunder Bolt attack, around the dragon, GOKU: So he missed? D’oh! >whilst Barret and Cait still attacked with gun and materia, Cloud still >dumbstruck by the attack Ryu and Ken did. VEGETA: Or just dumb. >However, almost everyone was dumbstruck by the little mouse, who had >blasted 10000 volts into the dragon, severely weakening it. Ryu knew about >Pokemon in Japan, but never one with that much power for such a small creature. >Ryu and Ken took the initative, and waved Barret off with his gun. GOKU: So which one had the gun? Ken or Ryu? >Ryu somehow, jumped to the dragon's chest and execute his hurricane kick. >The pain wasn't too much, but he followed up with a dragon punch. Blood >roared from the wound VEGETA: The blood was roaring? Cool. >as Ken followed up with a quicker hurricane kick and punch. Ryu muttered >"Show off" YAMUCHA (Ryu): You b*tch… >as they stepped back. It was getting weaker. >Suddenly, Ling shouted "Let me at it!" KRILLAN (Ling/Scrappy Doo): I’llll SPLAT him! >Ryu and Ken were surprised to see the school girl running at it, but >she jumped and landed on their shoulders. She used them to springboard >and jump even higher, towards the dragon's neck. >Her kick connected. GOKU: …the dots and made a horsey. >The dragon roared, bones snapping and it's neck flopping down. Ling, >despite leaping over 18 feet into the air, VEGETA: …still looked worthless. >landed on her feet easily, and dropped into a pheonix stances, her arms >folded back, and yellow power seemed to fill them. Neither Ryu or Ken >knew what she was going to do. >Both Pikachu and Panda though were getting excited. YAMUCHA: @_@ >The dragon saw its last sight as Ling span, hit the dragon onces >with her arms, and then finished the move with a double uppercut, her >super attack, smashing the dragons neck in pieces. KRILLAN: Ewwww… >The dragon didn't even roar. The wound from the dragon punches plus >this was way too much. It collapsed without so much of a moan. >"Eww....." Ling suddenly felt like she was going to be sick. VEGETA: If you do the deed, you better be ready to see the result. >Cloud looked amazed, as did Barret. Even Tifa didn't possess these kind >of attacks. YAMUCHA: But she did possess some other attributes... GOKU: Sigh... >These guys were obviously something special. >He turned to see a groggy Ash and Brock getting up. Their....pokemon >were quite useful as well. They may stop this evil, yet, even though, >they knew GOKU: And we once again see the deadly Shatner Speak syndrome. >it was only the beginning. ALL: DARN IT!!! >But before he could establish that anymore, he, along with Barret, >Ash and Brock were babbling GOKU: Like a brook. >questions to the three martial artists. "Where did you learn that? How >did you do that? That's amazing! That's impossible....." >"Hmm....most of....no, all of my friends can do similar attacks." Ryu said. >Cloud knew that the group here KRILLAN: Hey, Hey, the gang’s all here! >had some power, and from looking at Ryu's face, he knew that it wasn't >all good news. >"Yep, our enemies can do them as well." Ryu sighed. Cloud nodded. GOKU: That's pretty accepting of a dangerous fact. >Ling raised a pokeball. "GO.....ARTICUNO!" GOKU: WHY!? >The legendary bird of ice appeared as Ash and Brock looked impressed. >"Articuno, turn this thing into a frozen waste!" she said. VEGETA: Ah, the opposite of an ecologist, a eco-killer. >The friendly looking bird cooed as Ling petted it and it flew to the dead >dragon. It flapped its wings and ice and snow surrounded the huge dragon. >Before long, it was nothing more than a block of ice. YAMUCHA: Anyone got a really big beer? "RIGHT, PIDGEOT, VEGETA: Just like an idiot. >GO!" she said. Ash caught was she was doing. "PIDGEOTTO, I >CHOOSE YOU!" he said. KRILLAN: Is there any reason why Ash uses that stupid phrase? GOKU: My guess is brain damage. >The two birds materialized, and looked like to engage in some sort of >conversation, but their two trainers caught them in mid-speech. GOKU (first bird): How rude? Should we peck his brains out? VEGETA (second bird): Yep. >"Pidgeotto. Pidgeot. Blow this thing back to where it came from." >they said. YAMUCHA: In unison? >Cloud smiled. He pointed to the area of the northern crater. >"Blow it as far as you can in that direction!" they said. >The two birds went into a double gust. Suddenly a tornado appeared. GOKU: Auntie Em, it’s a twister! >"WHOA!" Barret said. "HOLY SH..." he stopped himself in time. >The two birds sent the tornado above ground, so that nothing was >destroyed, but Jenova was gonna get a welcoming present....... KRILLAN: Yum! Dragon on ice! Jenova will really appreciate the gesture. >"That was awesome!" Cloud said. YAMUCHA (Cloud): Like, for real! >Both trainers looked sheepish as Barret was talking to Brock, GOKU: Asking him why the hell he was such a dick. >impressed by his pokemon as well. >Ryu and Ken also went to congratulate Ling, by some quick thinking >and some amazing agility KRILLAN: I didn’t think she’d be that hard to congratulate. >that would rival both Sakura and Chun-Li. >They then all thought about their friends, missing in this world. YAMUCHA: And got even happier. >"O.K, how are we gonna find everyone?" Barret said, as everyone settled >down. >"Cait, you can detect them surely?" said Cloud. KRILLAN (Cait/Leslie Nielson): No, and don’t call me Shirley. >"Negative, Cloud. The Mako explosion damaged the tracer system within me. ALL: PLOT CONTRIVANCE!! >If Reeve was here, we could fix it, but...." he finished, sadly. >"Right, does Gongaga have any Chocobos?" said Barret. >"Nope, but we're near some tracks by the Gold Saucer, we can get some >there....." said Cloud. "Damn, Tifa's got the Lure materia." GOKU: Man, Cloud, you really got screwed over in the materia pass out. But at least he's got the KOTR. >"Well, we can still get some. We just have to be extra careful." said >Barret. Cait pulled a sleepel materia, and he could sense chocobos around >the area still. YAMUCHA: I don’t see how, that materia knocks targets out. >"Gold Saucer,what's that?" Ling asked. >"It's this giant amusement park...." Barret started, but never finished. VEGETA: His head exploded, giving the rest heart attacks. The end. >"Amusement park! Yay!" Ling started. >'Oh, no." Though Barret, knowing what going to come next. "No!" >"Aw, come on.....if you say it gonna take a while, why cant the rest of >us have a bit of fun, hey, we might die tomorrow, it will be the last chance >we get!" she said. GOKU: Screw preparing to fight, lets play! >"Real pessimestic....and it ain't gonna work!" Barret said. >"Aw, come on Barret, they are only kids!" said Cloud. >"I'm not a kid! I'm 16, I just love theme parks!" she said. >"Well, you remind myself of another annoying 16 year old....." GOKU: Bulma as a teen. VEGETA: Shut up Kakarot! GOKU: Hey, I knew her longer. As a teen, she was a real pain. KRILLAN: I can vouch for that! VEGETA: Grrrr... YAMUCHA: But she was hot...(sigh) VEGETA: HA! You blew it. She needed some real action! YAMUCHA: Leave me alone... >he started, but Ling got a menacing look. GOKU: From who? And why did they glare at HER? >"Aw come on sir, if the robot can sense it and can catch them, they >it can do that, KRILLAN: That was an ugly sentence. YAMUCHA: Its really getting worse. >we can rest in the Saucer and have a bit of fun!" 10 year old Ash Ketchum >was certainly into these sort of things. >"Well....." Barret stuttered, but Cloud could see in his face that this was >a losing battle. Barret was a soft heart with kids. KRILLAN: And a soft head everywhere else. >"O.K, BUT THE SECOND CAIT SIGNALS US, WE'RE OUTTA HERE!" he said. >Ling squealed and on impulse, leapt and hugged him. "Thank you! Thank you!" >she said. GOKU (Barret): Can’t…breathe… >Barret had to smile, and had a feeling that this would be Marlene in 10 >years.......Marlene..... GOKU (Barret): Man, she’s gonna be hard to deal with. YAMUCHA (Same): I'm gonna have to slaughter TONS of boyfriends. >Cait said she had been captured...... >Ling and co were heading into North Corel, Barret held his breath as he >followed the kids KRILLAN: …Because they all need to bathe. >......ready to explain his past, his present, and the meaning of GP....... GOKU: And how he’s not a money tree. KRILLAN: Well, he IS a dad. I can relate. VEGETA: I just tell Trunks to bug off. ____________________________________________________________________ >Jenova was more than a little disappointed that the attempt on the party's >life had failed. >With the combined deformed power of the Ogre and Akuma, Jenova had created >beings more powerful than Sephiroth could ever be. GOKU: So, we’re supposed to buy that the dragon was stronger than Sephiroth? And it didn’t even HURT anyone? >The Gale Dragon had been seen as a warm-up, but it looked like she had >underestimated the power of some of the other members from the portals. KRILLAN: Of course. >She was particularly impressed with the girl called Ling Xiayou. She had >youth, yet the experience of a great warrior. Someone who could snap a >dragons neck like that demanded respect. The two other warriors, Ryu and >Ken, had power inside of them waiting to be unleashed. VEGETA: (*yawn*): Is the boring inner conversation over yet? >The Ogre was a bit angry and yet pleased. GOKU: Whoa, did the point of view just change? >After combining their power, they had gone after the groups with creatures >created from their sick minds YAMUCHA: They came up with a dragon? Not very twisted. >(unknowing to them, Jenova, who has no soul and is alien, is actually >manipulating them), KRILLAN: Man, they’re dumb. GOKU: Wait, wait, so they're Majins? VEGETA: Shut up. >but they had defeated 'their' first offering. The two men, Ryu and Ken, were >warriors who he hadn't seen before, but their power was similar, KRILLAN: Similar? Hell, they are all but identical! >if not greater to the young Kazama boy, whose mother it had killed in pure >pleasure. >Akuma knew about those two, and their power. ALL: YAAH! YAMUCHA: Ever hear of a scene change? Or at least a text break? >The young girl had potential as well, but he hadn't seen creatures such >as the ones the two young males along with the girl had released. The >power coming from the other three, including the robot, was unheard of in >their world. GOKU: So if the FF7 guys are that much stronger, what the hell do they need these other guys for? KRILLAN: Author needs more targets, since the writing is so off the mark. >Akuma relaxed, knowing that the power of Mako flowing in him, they had unlimited >chances. Perhaps a different target is needed....... >Jenova directed their paths to the girl group. YAMUCHA: The SPICE girls! >It should be easier, especially as a couple were in a panic about now........ _____________________________________________________________________ >Reeve woke up with an intense pain in his head. His groggy figure blinked a >few times GOKU: Man, that’s just strange. Did he wink entirely out of existence a few times? >before recognising the area. It was near the chocobo farm area, and he tried >to remember what happened. >A giant of a man took him out with one blow. YAMUCHA: (bites lip) >His head felt like the Gold Saucer was on top of him. GOKU: So it feels like he’s very dead? >He tried to stand but two things were stopping him. The first thing was >the intense pain in his head, the second and more obvious was that he was >tied to a tree. GOKU: How do you miss that one? >He tried to struggle but it was useless. He was too weak in this condition. KRILLAN: You know, he probably couldn’t do it anyway. He's an 'executive'. >Then he looked around better. Marlene.....Elymra.......they were gone...... >"Relax.....they are fine at the moment....." said a sinister voice. >Reeve turned to look at one of the men who had materialized in front of >him in Kalm. It was the smallest one, but he looked the most sinister, with >his blood red attire, his white eyes, VEGETA: The blood running from his lips… >and his devils grin. >Reeve spoke. "Who are you?" GOKU: That actually makes sense. Villains looove to tell their plans to their prisoners. Apparently they think that their supremely evil plans will shock their captives into submission. >"Never mind that." The intense glare of his eyes tried to make Reeve >succumb. Reeve couldn't help it but feel helpless against this man....this >devil. "You should worry about yourself, this planet, your friends." KRILLAN: And your taxes. >"What.....have...you....done....with....them?" Reeve stuttered, extremely >weak. >"They are over there, as my allies are now demonstrating." The man (Bison) >said. KRILLAN: What, are the two dressed up as Elymra and Marlene? >Reeve looked around to see Elymra also tied to a tree, and was getting >berated by Sagat, both voice wise and physically wise. Every time he hit her, >her way to unconsciousness deepened. >"You ba....." GOKU: BAKA! >he started, but suddenly felt like passing out as well. Reeve came to a >conclusion that he was a grain of dust compared to the man in front of him. YAMUCHA: I think Reeve needs some esteem therapy. >In the other mans arms was Marlene. She was struggling against the giant of >a man who held her easily. There was no chance in hell she could escape, >despite the fact that she was showing more bravery than him. GOKU: So? Bravery doesn’t mean a thing! For example, Krillan was pretty brave against Cell, but that didn’t stop him from getting his ass kicked! KRILLAN: HEY!!! VEGETA: What, do you think that's wrong? >"WHO ARE YOU? I SENSE A STRONG LINK BETWEEN YOU AND OTHERS ON >THIS PLANET?" Bison asked. >When Reeve refused to answer, Bison used his psycho power VEGETA: The power to turn into a raving lunatic. >to delve into Reeve's mind. Reeve seemed to be transforming into a zombie, >as his face was white, his eyes transfixed ahead of him and he seemed to be >in a trance. YAMUCHA: Also, he hungered for brains. >"I am Reeve, one of Avalanche's members." Reeve stated, in a drone voice. >"Avalanche.....who are they?" Bison 'thought' still plaguing with Reeve's >mind. >"AVALANCHE ARE A REBEL GROUP WHO RECENTLY SAVED THE PLANET >FROM THE EVIL BEING KNOWN AS SEPHIROTH. AVALANCHE ARE LEAD BY >CLOUD STRIFE AND BARRET WALLACE, AND OTHER MEMBERS FROM >AROUND THIS PLANET HAVE JOINED THEM AS WELL." Reeve finished. ALL: OWWW! GOKU: Why did he shout? >Bison thought. This Avalanche could be a problem in his plan to take over >this world. By delving into his mind, he learnt more about Avalanche, their >skills, age, weapons.....he licks his lips seeing Tifa Lockheart in his mind, YAMUCHA: As is a normal reaction to seeing Tifa. >but after he got the info he wanted, he let off, leaving Reeve unconscious. >"Sagat, Heihachi, I believe we have hit pay-dirt!" Bison exclaimed. YAMUCHA (Bison): I’m gonna score! >Bison explained to them about this Avalanche, that they just recently saved >this planet, so to own this world, they are a major threat which needs to be >taken out. >"What about Ryu? Isn't he here?" Sagat exclaimed. >Bison thought 'Oh shit.' GOKU: So evil people don’t care when they swear? VEGETA: Hell no. In fact, I don’t give a flying f- KRILLAN: Don’t get us in trouble, Vegeta. >He had forgot that some of the Street Fighters may be here. Probably >all of them who fought in Austrailia. With people like Ryu, Chun-Li and >Guile here as well, they may have a few problems. >Heihachi added to the worries by saying "Well, don't forget about some >of the Tekken Fighters. They ain't exactly snails in disguise either." YAMUCHA: No, that would be an Animorph. >Bison cursed. But they did have a ploy. >And she was in Sagat's hands. Literaly. >"We'll take these two with us......they may prove useful in a hostage >situation. However, the girl will remain here......to die." he said. KRILLAN: Which one? >Heihachi smirked. Sagat remained expressionless. "Why, sir?" VEGETA (Bison): The author informed me that the fic is getting dull. Some deaths would liven it up. >"Just to show any members of Avalanche that we mean business.....we won't >hesitate to take a life.....even little girls." KRILLAN: Actually, I think it would make them hunt for Bison’s blood. GOKU: I’d hate to see Barret if this works. >Sagat dropped Marlene, she started to cry but Bison put a hold on her >mind. She passed out quickly. VEGETA: It was a sleeper hold. >"The scavengers and vermin around here which I sense will finish her off >quickly." he said. "Even if they don't, she die of thirst and hunger or >tiredness. KRILLAN: Or boredom. GOKU: Apparently being cruel causes Bison to devolve. >A young girl couldn't travel so far on foot, we've already faced some >creatures and dispatched them, she won't survive." Bison finished with >an evil cackle. GOKU (Witch): Eeh hee hee hee!! >Sagat and Heihachi nodded, understanding the logic. KRILLAN: If A squared plus B cubed is pi, does X to the fourth equal 8? >"With ease, the two men each picked up one of the unconscious figures, >Heihachi with Elymra and Sagat with Reeve, and walked down another long >patch. GOKU: Who's talking!? >Marlene laid down in the grass area, unconscious. >And the searchers were hunting........ . YAMUCHA: While the hunters searched. (…) VEGETA: Break time! Door sequence Check out part 4! >"YES, WELL DONE, KEN MASTERS, YOU NOW HAVE A CERTIFICATE OF LOW >INTELLIGENCE!" Cait mocked.