*Parte the Seconde* Soi crouched beside the closed Door #6. "Okay, what's the plan for going out there?" "Well, you're the only girl here, so that makes you the best decoy for a crazed killer wearing a mask and carrying a knife." She scowled. "Gee thanks, Crow." Electricity crackled from her clenched fists. "How about I just go out there and shock that mechanical maniac into Microsoft components?" Joel put a hand on her shoulder. "Hold on. We need to dress you up as the appropriate decoy." "Like what?" she asked. "Neve Campbell." "Really?" Soi reached back and preened her hair. "Party of Five Neve Campbell or Lion King 2 Neve Campbell?" "Ummm. . . Scream trilogy Neve Campbell." Silence. " . . . Would you settle for Wild Things Neve Campbell?" she said finally. "Wouldn't attract a killer, I think." "It'd attract me, though." Soi snorted. "Drop dead, Crow. Look, I'll distract it long enough that you guys do whatever you have to so you stop it. On three. One . . . Two . . . THREE!" She dove through the doors onto the bridge and rolled into a crouch, eyes darting around the room. "He's not here!" she hissed back. Tom hovered out onto the control panel. "Hey, there's a note here." Joel picked it up. "*Gone to lunch. Be back in 1 hour, 15 minutes, and 23 seconds. Signed, your Impending Death." He rolled his eyes and tossed it over his shoulder. "Great. Now what?" Noticing the flashing red light on the console, he tapped it. "What is it, sirs?" *DEEP 13* Dr. Forrester blinked. "Joel, not dead yet? I'm surprised." "Your killer's sipping a carton of high-test somewhere, sir, so we're on a lunch-break reprieve." "Ah . . . well, then . . . we'll have to keep you occupied somehow . . . FRANK! Another fanfic!!' *SATELLITE OF LOVE* Joel groaned and covered his eyes as the sirens began to go off again. "I have *got* to learn to stop saying things like this to him . . ." "WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIIIIIIGGGGNNN!" [Begin Power Ranger Series Door Sequence!] Door 6: "Power Rangers!" Door 5: *Zeo!* Door 4: *Turbo!* Door 3: *Lost Galaxy!* Door 2: *In Space!* Door 1: *PR: The Movie!* *Soi slumps down in her seat again, Crow, Joel, and Tom grumbling in their seats beside her.* Soi: I'm not wearing a black wig, you know. I'm too pale for that. Crow: Death . . . Fanfic sign .. . . Death . . . Fanfic sign. Tom: I can't see the difference, can you see the difference? ROLL EM AGAIN! >~Ranma 1/2~ >~The Oh-so Quarrelsome Nerima Rangers part Deux!~ Soi: Second verse, same as the first. Crow: Wanna bet that it's going to get worse? Tom: As long as we don't leave in a hearse. Joel: I think we're under some kind of curse. >~Controlled substances *can* be fun!~ Crow (The Doctor): Mr. Paris, get this cheesefic to sickbay! > By J-Boogie (Not my real name. So please, no jokes.) All: Fine . . . . > Started 10/7/97 > Finished 10//97 Tom: Smitten 12/18/98 > Well, SOMEBODY (their name will not be given. I don't want > you to torture her. Whoops, I gave gender.....) All (look at Soi) Soi: Hey, hey! Don't look at me like that! > convinced me to write a sequel. So it is time to suffer once again! All (monotone): Joy. > Have fun! All: We won't! > And you know who is property of you know who. Crow: Uh, the U.S.A. is the property of the World Bank? Joel: Scarily enough, yes. > Key Marks: "something" = Speech Soi: Best Presidential Address I ever heard. > [whatever] = Thought > {Pan shot} = Scene Tom: Oh, now the author's making a scene. > *doowop* Joel (Jean-Luc Picard): Come! Soi (Troi): Here? Now? Well, okay! Crow: Soi, that was tasteless. Nice one. > = Sound FX > (Just me) = Notes All (singing): Do, a deer, a female deer . . . > ::wizz:: = Action Crow: You know, that's a misdemeanor in most countries. > Oh yeah, you have to suffer through a theme song as well! Tom (irritated): Oh, bite us. >---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Joel: Okay, good to know that the printer test came back positive. > <"Go Nerima Rangers" copyright of moi, to the tune of Go Go Power Rangers. Soi: Power Rangers a Go Go? Crow: Well, that Amy Jo Johnson. . . Soi: Never mind. > Copyright of Bandai (like we could forget).> Joel: And Haim "Evil Overlord of Another Dimension" Saban. > > ~They might blow up the city to just win a fight.... Tom: Just like Lina Inverse. > But they know that they are fighting for what is right.... > Never thought that this is what you'd see.... > Right here on Ranma Nibun No Ichi.....~ Soi: Seriously. No one gets wet, no one really fights. It's almost like watching the real Power Rangers. > ~Go Nerima Rangers.... > Go Nerima Rangers.... > Go Nerima Rangers, insert subtitle Nerima Rangers....~ All (singing): Go away, Nerima Rangers! > ~Cologne is now trying to take over the world...... Crow: What's she doing, broadcasting her face onto TV and trying to give the world a heart attack? > Happosai went to thwart her as her plan unfurled..... > He got the whole Nerima gang.... Soi: "Blindman" Mousse, "Cutie" Shampoo, "The Cook" Ukyou, Ranma "Baka" Saotome, Ryouga "Compass" Hibiki, and Akane "McHammer" Tendo. > And now they're rangers just like we sang....~ Joel: Ranma Saotome, Forest Ranger! I like the sound of that. > ~Go Nerima Rangers.... > Go Nerima Rangers.... Crow: Go far, far away. > Go Nerima Rangers, our o so wacky, silly rangers.... Tom: So they've got floppy shoes and beeping noses now, huh? > Our very idiotic, pointless rangers..... > Our inane, stupid....~ >"MOUKO TAKABISHA!!" >*FWOOSH!!* > >Announcer: The show will now start since our singers have been nuked. Enjoy! Soi (pulls back a stick with several roasted marshmallows on it.): Oh, I will. (She grins and pops one in her mouth.) >---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Crow (McCoy): They're dead, Jim. > Ranma: "Now that we've found those singers, Tom (Ranma): Let's go on tour as the Ranmamuffins! > I doubt they'll insult us again." >Akane: "Well at least after you char broiled them......" Joel: Did you want fries with that? > Our intrepid gang was sitting in a new juice bar that had just popped in recently. Tom: Kind of like the Nightmare Cafe. > Nobody knew where it came from, but Motoki's Juice bar sure made > some great slushies! Soi: The Ram's Bladder Swirl, Anthrax Ripple, Pureed Grouse.. . . All: Ewwwww. > Very yummy. Especially the lime ones that....oh wait.. I'm going off on a > tangent. Crow: Yeah! Get back to the lack of action! > Anyway, our heroes were standing around thinking about their > new (and idiotic) situation. Tom: Is it just me, or does this author really not like his own crossover idea? Joel: What, writing regret? Could be. > Ranma: "How do we get in these messes?" Crow (Ranma): Gotta start paying that maid better money. >Ryouga: "It is divine fate of course." Soi: When did Ryouga join the priesthood and go all philisophical? > Ranma: "Just like it's fate that you turn into a--MPHFGL!!" Joel: Second cousin to a Heffalump. Tom: And distantly related to a Snuffleupagus. >Akane: "Turn into a what?" Crow: If the FFML could be believed at one time, a half litre carton of milk. Tom: No, that was Ranma who turned into a carton of milk. It was Ryouga who had his picture on the side of it. > Ryouga: ::covering Ranma's mouth with his hand:: "Heh! Nothing! He's just > joking! OW!! Why'd you bite me?!?!" Soi (Ranma): I gave up being kosher. > Ranma: "I was in the mood for pork....." > Ryouga: "DIE!!" All: CLICHE! > Everybody watched them both brawl on the floor. After awhile it got boring > so they decided to talk again. Joel: How could a fight between Ranma and Ryouga be boring? Tom: Well, if they're just rolling around on the floor, with no cool moves. . . > Ukyou: "Well, we're superheroes now." > Akane: "Yeah, who would have believed it." Soi (Akane): And who would have believed Shampoo looks so good in spandex? Joel: Don't start, Soi. > Shampoo: "So how we stop great-grandmother?" Tom: Take away her walker and bingo marker! > Mousse: "Well, we should find out where she's located at. Hey! More > slushies! These things are great....." >---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tom: Could someone fix the tracking? > In space, no one can hear you scream. Soi: Ah, our classical literary quote for the day! Crow: And if you can name the reference, you deserve a cookie. > Unless this is a sci-fi show or a cartoon, then you can hear somebody > scream. Tom: Of course, in cartoons, you also don't fall unless you look down. > Anyway, a large demon was making his way towards the planet that > was called Earth. He had many plans for the females of that planet, Crow: And were they all subtle and cunning ones? > plans that you probably wouldn't want your mother to find out. Soi (turning slightly green): If I see even a *hint* of Doji . . . >Yes, these plans were very, very bad, especially for the honor of all these girls. Joel: Everyone else on the edge of their seat? Soi, Tom & Crow: Ohhhh, yeah. . . > Fortunately (or unfortunately depending on who's out there. Crow: The animator suffered a fatal heart attack! Tom (British): RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! >Bad boys, you'll find no sex......maybe.... Soi (looking innocent): What about us good girls? Tom (muttering): Sugar and spice, my hoverskirt. . . . Soi (cracking her knuckles and sending sparks flying): What was that? Tom: Uh, nothing! > but not sex dealing with demons and slimy tentacles. No......) All: Thank you! > the demon was obliterated by a passing ethereal being. Crow: Who let Ross Perot out of Texas? > Why was this scene shown? Joel: To make us shudder in impending dread? > Story filler, of course. Soi: No, worse than that. It was the whim of the author! >---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tom: Good. They remembered to take their laundry in. > Somewhere in Winsconsin (You've just got to love all that free space) Crow: Kind of like Geocities, but with less lag. > Cologne was pondering her new nemesis or nemeses or nemesises..... Soi (Cologne muttering): Stupid brand name running shoes. >oh forget it, her new opponents. Joel: You know, the NHL is really overdoing it on these new expansion teams. > Cologne: "So, those ingrates think they can stop me, eh? Tom: Oh Canajun, eh? > Well I know how to fix them. And in less than one season, too!" Crow (Cologne): I have got to get out of these Northern winters and go to Florida! > She pogoed to her bookshelf Tom: Leaving many holes in the ceiling. > and pulled an ominous (scary looking for those who don't like big words) Joel (Narrator): Hey, try Hooked on Phonics! It worked for me! > looking book. She peered through it for a moment Crow: Oh, liquid paper. Others: *groan* > and then smiled like only she can: very ugly. Joel (shaking his arm): Odd. My watch stopped. > Cologne: "What was that?!?" Soi (Narrator): I said "Ryo-ohki is very cuddly!" Tom (Cologne): Oh, yes. She is. > Um........anyway! She took up a pose of prayer and started chanting. All: IASFU OA FWSS IASFU OA FWSS GOO JUA GOO JIPEST . . . IASFU OA FWSS IASFU OA FWSS GOO JUA GOO JIPEST . . . Tom: What the *hell* did we just say? Joel: We're getting a little too close to the Dark Side. That's Mark Page's territory. > Cologne: "Come on people now, smile on your brother, everybody get to get > together, got to wipe out the planet right.....NOW!" Crow (imitates nuclear explosion) > She thrust her hands forward and a cloud of smoke poofed into existence. All: (cough and fan away the smoke.) Tom: Hey, someone want to turn on the fans in here? > *POOF* Out stepped...... Soi (wheezing): Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Aerheart, and Jim Varney Joel: Soi, Jim Varney's not dead. Soi: He should be. > two hippies who looked absolutely stoned. Tom: Oh, they must have said "Jehovah" once too often. > The girl and boy dressed the part, in full bellbottoms, tie dyed shirts, and love > beads. Crow (Announcer): Get your "60's Ken and Barbie" today! Oppressive authority figures and protest signs sold separately. > Marijuanator: "Like wow.....this is trippy..." Joel (Marijuanator): Like, watch that first step, man. It's a doozy! > Cologne: "I have called you two here to help me take care of a problem. > Will you help?" Soi (Cologne): My stash is running low and I can't keep my great-granddaughter so bouncy without it! Crow: Why does that almost seem. . . true? > Mephitor: "Do you have a bong?" Tom (singing): Bing-bong, the ghoul is dead! Which old ghoul? The Chinese ghoul! Bing-bong, the Chinese ghoul is dead! > Cologne: "You can smoke all you want when you get back. Now go!" Joel (Cologne): And I want no butts about it! > They both disappeared in a swirling miasma (look it up!) All: Forget it! Soi: The price of Hammerspace dictionaries went up last week. > of leaves and pills. Cologne waved her hands again. Crow (Cologne): Bees! Everywhere! >Cologne: "Might as well send out a troop of Azusas to preoccupy them. Tom: Death by kawaiiness. Figures. > Now as for you mister narrator......" Crow (Narrator): What do I get? Death by ugliness? > Oh look at the time! Back to Nerima.......quickly! Phew. Soi: Statistically, that's even more dangerous. > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Crow: Cut here. No, wait. Cut EVERYWHERE! > Mikado Sanzenin was not having a good day. Tom: Tonya Harding's bodyguard had been spotted at the local skating rink. > Bad enough he had to escape his skating partner. He was able to ditch her at her house by tossing a lot of stuffed animals. Joel: Beanie Baby Hell, they call it. Crow (Mikado): There's the Beanie Pig, the Beanie Flamingo, and look, this one looks like Kenneth Starr, so I call it the Beanie Dork! > What was worse that he was now being chased by a whole group of Azusas who >were chanting "Kawaii! Kawaii! Kawaii!". Soi (Mikado): Run away! It's a "Take Back the Night" march for Kawaiiness! All: RUN AWAY!! > Mikado could only duck into the nearby juice bar. > Mikado: "The horror......THE HORROR!! AZUSAS EVERYWHERE!! > ARGH!!" ::falls over:: Soi (Mikado): She took my left leg! It's now called Marie! > Everybody looked over at Mikado, even Ryouga and Ranma who were STILL > brawling on the floor. Joel (everyone): Hey, Mikado, want to take off those "fly-eye" lenses? > Ranma: "Did he just say......" > Ryouga: ".....Azusas everywhere?" > Ukyou: "Looks like Cologne is up to her tricks again!" > All six: "Let's go!" Joel (monotone): Oh. Look. Action. Tom: Really. Soi: Wow. Crow: You're serious. > They all ran outside (Mousse taking a final slushie) to face the > horrendous horde of kawaii invaders! Crow: Hey, maybe they'll melt if he tosses it over them. > It was time to do what they're paid to do! Soi: The Public Service Announcements for the Spaying and Neutering of Kawaii Anime Mascots? > Ranma: "We don't get paid......" > Really? Go figure. Get on with it already! Cue the chorus! All (singing): This is the song that never ends. . . > Ranma: "Alright guys it's......." Tom: A stickup! > Everybody: "Morphing time!" > Chorus: "Yappapa Yappapa Iishanten....." All (singing): Hashagu koi wa ike no koi. . . Yappappa yappappa Iishanten . . . Mune no tai wa dakaretai! > {cut to a blazing blue screen crackling with white energy with each of our > heroes posing as they say their phrase) Joel: Then watch as they become stir-fried sentai! > Mousse: "White Duck Robe Zord Power!! ::leaps into the air and his clothes > shift into a tight fitting, white spandex suit. Soi (Pulls out a camera and snaps a picture.): Yowsah! > topped off with a helmet that looked like a duck's head:: > Shampoo: "Purple Kitty Bonbori Zord Power!! Crow: Soi, you are going to let me borrow that in a minute, right? Soi: Only if I get it back in time for Ryouga. . . >::strikes a pose with her arms crossed over her chest as her clothes shift into a > tight fitting, purple spandex suit. Crow (taking pictures): Now *that's* what I call a catsuit! Soi: Ecchi. Now, give me back my camera. Ryouga's next. > Topped off with a helmet that looks like a cat's head:: Tom: Aw, look at those cute little whiskers . . . Hey, someone tell Shampoo to shave! > Ryouga: "Black Piglet Umbrella Zord Power!! Joel (Watching Crow and Soi fight over the camera): Will you two cut that out? > ::holds a fist outstretched and his other arm behind him as his clothes shift into a > tight fitting, black spandex suit. Soi (taking another picture): Come on, Joel. You know how much these photos go for at the Anipike? > Topped off with a helmet that looks like a cute little pig's head:: Crow: This is going to take a while, I think. Ah well, better give me the camera, Soi. > Ukyou: "Blue Whale Spatula Zord Power!! ::raises a fist into the air as her > clothes shift into a tight fitting, blue spandex suit. Crow: Whoohoo! Full body shot! Soi (swats him): You're incorrigible. Tom: So are you, Soi. Soi: Yeah, but this is for money, not pleasure. > Topped off with a helmet that looks like a whale's head:: Joel: I wonder if she's got a waterspout in it? > Akane: "Yellow Tiger Hammer Zord Power!! ::holds her knee up in the air as > her clothes shift into a tight fitting, yellow spandex suit. Crow: Looks like one of those EVA plugsuits. Hey, sounds like a cool crossover idea. Joel: Too late, Crow. Been written and already riffed to hell and back. > Topped off with a helmet that looks like a tiger's head:: Tom: I hope she doesn't have those long fangs in the front. > Ranma: "Red Supermodel Bikini Zord Power!! I am going to kill Happosai.... All: AMEN! > ::gives a thumbs up as his clothes shift into a tight fitting, red spandex suit. Soi (finishing off the roll): Ahhh, money money money money! (Soi grins evilly and puts her camera back into Hammerspace.) > Topped off with a a white helmet, with the image of a red bikini forming the eye > and mouth area:: > Damn long sequence, huh? > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Joel: And the author even decided to put the sequence in Morse Code for us! > The rangers squared off with their foes and took out their appropriate > weapons, Soi (Ryouga): Hey, where'd all this cheese come from? > which consisted of a huge, gleaming, metallic mallet, All: OOOOOOHHH! Tom: Super-Duper Ki-Powered State of The Art BF Mallet Limited Edition! I'm impressed. > a battle spatula, a pair of bonbori, and a huge bamboo umbrella. Mousse's robes appeared over his suit and Ranma..... Crow: Tried to lambada them to death. Soi: Been there. Done that. With Ranma. > didn't have a weapon since he was NOT fighting with bras and underwear. Joel: Waste of good catapults. > Ranma: "Alright, scramble!" > They charged into the wave of azusas, mowing them down effectively. Soi: Unfortunately, they forgot to put the grasscatcher on the mower. Ewww. >Ukyou: "Isn't this wrong?" Tom (Mousse): You mean the crossover? Yep. > Ranma: "Well, they're not really Azusa, right?" > Ukyou: "Well no." Joel (Ukyou): And that's supposed to make a difference? > Ranma: "Then it must be right! MOUKO TAKABISHA!!" > > Nothing happened. All: (point and laugh at Ranma) Crow: Well, there went the budget for this fic. Soi: All five cents of it. >Ranma: "Huh? Mouko TAKABISHA!!" > Nothing once again. > Ranma: "The hell?!?!" Joel: Someone keep an eye on the exclamation budget. > A gong sounded from out of nowhere and a voice piped up. Tom (Lurch): You rang? > Happosai: "You can't use your techniques as rangers! You have to dub them!" > Ranma: "Dub them?" Soi: Crappify them, actually. > Ryouga: "Like this? ROARING LION BULLET!!" > Ryouga thrust his hands forward and took out a huge group of Azusas with > a ki blast. All: (munch popcorn contentedly.) > Ranma: "Oh....FIERCE TIGER SHOT!!" > Azusa clone #23: "Oooh Kawaii....AAAHH!!" All: (Cheer wildly) > A frilly pink bow was all that was left. Soon, the whole army had been > dispatched. Suddenly Marijuanator and Mephitor appeared. Tom (Police Officer): Okay, it's Tuesday! Time for your weekly confrontation with oppressive authority figures! > Marijuanator: "Like...get buzzed...." Crow (Shampoo): Good idea! Shampoo need electrolysis for pesky back hair! Others: Eww. > They both threw out mists of some kind which surrounded the rangers. > Ranma: "Whoa.....what's going....wow...." Soi: (imitates foghorn) Crow (Akane): Oh, Ryouga, what did you eat in there? Soi (crackling with electricity): SHUT UP CROW! > The whole group demorphed and collapsed. Joel (Haim Saban): Cut, cut! That didn't look badly acted enough! And we need some more posing when you fall! > Seeing their goal was accomplished, the hippies went off to get a little buzzed > himself. Tom (hippie): Well, time to go and French-kiss a light socket. > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Soi: We are now armed with Mighty Joint! > A few hours later everybody woke up. > Shampoo: "What happened?" > Mousse: "I don't know....I can see! Joel (Mousse): I can see! I can see! *THUD!* Then again. . . > ::takes off his glasses:: Wow the colors........" > Ryouga: "Wow....I feel happy! Oh so happy! ::dances around:: Tralalalala!" Soi: I've *never* known even Ranma to be that happy. > Shampoo: "Guys, are you all alright?" > Ukyou: "Shampoo? You can speak well! I feel trippy...." Tom: *Okay!* So they're stoned. Get on with the story! > Shampoo: "So I can......I wonder what happened?" > Akane: ::in a seductive voice:: "Oh Ranma...." > Ranma: ::in a suave voice:: "Yes, Akane?" Crow (Akane): How do you solve a problem like Maria? Joel: Getting obscure, Crow. > Akane: "Don't we have more.....important matters to handle?" > Ranma: "I do think you're right...." Soi (Ranma, British): Right. Tea and crumpets for everyone! > Ranma and Akane both jumped off and ran in the direction of the dojo. > Everybody else blinked as they ran off. Crow (everybody): Uh, guys? Like, you forgot your feet? > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tom: Oh, we can follow the dotted line where Ranma and Akane went! > > Nabiki was deep into an economics book just as Kasumi walked in from the > kitchen. Soi (Dark Kasumi): Nabiki, I'm afraid we have to cut some expenses in this house. You're up for dinner. Crow (Nabiki): Okay, what are we having? Soi (Dark Kasumi): Why, you. Tom: (makes sound of axe falling) Joel: Geez, you guys are dark. > Soun and Genma were busy playing shogi. It seemed that Soun was > losing badly. Tom: Hang on, he'll cheat soon. > At that moment, Ranma and Akane both rushed in and ran up the stairs. > When Genma looked up, Soun switched the board around. Tom: See? Ranmafic Cliche # 19. > Genma: "Was that Ranma?" Crow (Soun): No, it was Mousse and Shampoo. They're moving in. > Kasumi: "And Akane as well. I wonder what the hurry was?" Soi (Genma): Beats me. Hey, where'd these locusts come from? > Genma: "I don't know....::looks back down at the board:: HEY!!" Tom (Genma): You sunk my Jusenkyou Guide! > Nabiki: ::listens:: "Sounds like they're in her room.....let's have a listen shall we?" > She walked over to a wall and flipped a switch, Joel (Nabiki): Oh, dear. That was the electric chair. > which turned on the speakers that led to the microphone that was in Akane's > room. Crow: She. . .(singing): . . . swallowed the dog to swallow the cat to swallow the mouse to swallow the spider to catch the fly. . . All (singing): I don't know why, she swallowed the fly! > Hmm....sorta reminded me of mousetrap right then. > Akane: "Oh, I love it when you do that!" Tom (Akane): Dance the Macarena some more! > Ranma: "Then you'll love this even more! Itadikimasu! (1)" Soi: If he pulls out a knife and fork, I'm leaving. > Akane: "Oh god! Ranma, I want you!!" > Ranma: "As you so wish. Ramming Speed!!" > Akane: "OH YES!!" Crow: Watch out for the figurehead! Soi: Crow. . . > Everybody was stunned. You couldn't mistake the sounds that were coming > from that room. Tom (Ranma): Round and round she goes, where she stops, nobody knows! > Kasumi: "Oh my..." > Nabiki: "Whoa! Guess they liked each other after all...." Soi (Ranma): Well, Akane could use some soy sauce. . . > Genma: "Was that...." > Soun: "Are they..." Joel (Announcer): Stay tuned. . . Crow: Next time. . . Tom: Same time. . . Soi: Same fanfic. . . > Genma and Soun: "Yes!! The Anything Goes Martial Arts legacy shall > continue!!" Soi: They'll have to add another section to the manual after this. Tom: If you mention the ritual of Fuk a Duk, Soi, I *will* have to hurt you. > (1: Itadikimasu is a phrase commonly said when one prepares to eat. I think > I'll let YOU think why I put it in here.) Crow (stares at the screen, then turns green): Erk! Soi: Yep. Diseased mind. > Announcer: "It looks like our group has fallen assunder! Tom: Ass under teakettle? >Can they get themselves organized? Can Ranma and Akane stop rolling around in > bed to fight! Joel: Can they fight in bed? Crow: Knowing those two, they could fight in a phone booth. > Do we want them to? Maybe.....but tune in next time for part 1/3: >Everybody gets in on the fun! Be there...there.....there....there...... Tom: Hey, someone dropped J-Boogie off a cliff! Crow: Is that a bad thing? > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Joel: Man, that's a long drop. > And that so ends part two. Write to WHolden535@AOL.COM. Hope you liked > it. See ya! All: Not if we see you first! Joel: Battle stations, kids.