Mystery Turk Theater 7: Final Fantasy Crossover Melding Original Story by: RedKitsune@hotmail.com MiSTing by: Cait Sith E-mail Address of MST'er: Aeon_Flux001@yahoo.com WWW: http://bounce.to/cait_sith =Legal mumbo-jumbo= Final Fantasy 8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,MQ,Legend,Tacticts, LegendII, The Turks, Rufus Shinra and all other characters referenced from them are Copyrights of Squaresoft, used without permission under fair usage of parody, granted by the First Commandment. Er, under the First Ammendment. No profit is to be made off this work. And none will. Mystery Science Theater 3000 and all related references, aural, conceptual, physical, metaphysical ideas, are copyrights of Best Brains Inc. Once again used for non-profitable purposes under parody. Consider it more of a tribute ^_^. Unreal is a copyright of both GT Interactive and Epic MegaGames. No Skaarj or Nali were wounded in the writing of this (Okay, many, many Nali were blown into chunky Nacho-Nali-sauce, extra spicy). Finally, Final Fantasy Crossover Melding is copyright of RedKitsune@hotmail.com This is not to be considered a direct attack on the writer, just think of it as another way of C&C. There are a lot worse people who could be doing this. Feel free to Mistie any of my own works found on my website, under the section labled "assimilate". They're horrible! Any other products are copyright of their respective owners. WARNING!!! WARNING!!! This work is of a sexual nature. If you are not of legal age in your current state, country, kingdom, hive, et all, or don't like sexual language, simply run screaming from the computer you are currently on, and pull the power out. It'll be better for us both =End Legal Ass-covering= MiSTier's notes: Whooo-boy, my first Lemon MiSTie, and an odd concepted one at that. As usual, there is no such thing as continuity. Enjoy? More notes: This riffing is done by the Turks (Reno, Rude, and Elena), and they are currently in the Shinra 26 (Plot device(TM) made it come back). Just do a search on them, and you'll find out all about their crazy antics ;). == Reno wasn't happy. After searching the ShinRa-net for hours, he found hundreds of upon hundreds of yaoi sites, dedicated to him and some other guy, either Tseng, Rufus, or Vincent. When he searched for Rude, one or two normal sites came up, but that was it. Hell, he couldn't even get any raunch written about Elena. Everything was about him and some guy. "HEY YAOI BOY!" Rude shouted, helping Reno's headache move up a few notches. Reno buried his hands in the blue jumpsuit they all wore now. Reno rubbed his head and muttered some incomprehensable words. "Oh, what's this? Is this... Woah hoah!" Rude's eyes widened behind his sunglasses. "Some nice stuff here, eh?" "Shut up. Just shut up." "Hey-Hey.... Who knew you liked Vincent *THAT* much?!" "What's this, I hear?" Elena walked in the bridge, carrying two packs of Llama brand (Cid's favorite brand) cigarettes for Rude and herself. She tossed one of them to Rude, who caught it without even looking. "It's NOTHING! ARRRGH!" Reno stood in frustration. Elena looked in for a closer look and saw what was on the screen. She stared at it for quite a while. But before she could make any sound, the usual sounds of their favorite people were sounding off. Reno was actually glad that they were calling. "Hello, boys and girl!" Rufus chimed with a most-annoying ring to it. "Heya hair man. What's new?" Reno attempted to look casual. "Oh, nothing much... Just went a digging through the archives and found you a little present." "A present? For us?" Elena looked up with hope. Reno smacked the back of her head. "Owwww!" Elena whined and rubbed her head. "Oh yes, Hojo, come tell them their fic and send it up would you?" Rufus flipped his hair again and muttered something about Reno and yaoi. "Well now, you three have been on your best behaviour as usual, so you get a lemon!" Hojo giggled. He pushed the button with glee. Sirens flashed and the usual began. "Sign fan of fic have we are!" Professor Daravon's voice droned on. = Door Sequence = 6: It's a car door, welded on. You climb through the window, 'Dukes style. 5: A portal appears and opens like a camera, six pieces spinning out. 4: It's a bunch of Nali from Unreal. After two minutes, you get tired of them getting in your way and cowering in fear. Six eightballs fly from the darkness and the Nali explode in gore. 3: A red plastic hatch flips open. 2: An ordinary door stands wide open, flapping. 1: A steel safe door is closed in front of you. You open it with a great deal of difficulty. == >Final Fantasy Crossover Melding Elena: Maybe it won't be so bad. I mean the title isn't too offensive... Rude: Elena, Hojo _giggled_. When's the last time he was that happy? Elena: You've proved your point. >RedKitsune@hotmail.com Reno: If this is American Kitsune, I'm going to eat vacuum. Elena and Rude: Definatly. >-My first real Lemon, which is pretty odd, but sexy. Rude: .... Reno: We know. >i also did one for >Slayers, but it wasn't as long. Lemme know what you think >of this idea. Reno: Oh we will... We will. Rude: Didn't he say that this was his first lemon? >I personally find the thought of two women melding into one, >or a amn and a woman melding into a woman extremely arousing. Elena: Well, um, Thank you for sharing with the class. Reno: You're getting better, rookie. *Elena smiles* >The characters described are >property of Square and Squaresoft. All: That's us! *All grin* > Tifa slowly approached the portal. Blue waves emanated from >it's center. She looked to her companions, Cloud, Aeris and Yuffie, >and stepped through the gate. there was a flash. Rude: Whoa, if that's not a plot device, I don't know what is.... Elena: Doobie-doobie-doo.... Oh, look, there's a portal! Let's just go walk in it! Reno: And after the flash, four dead bodies were found burnt to death... Rude: Starting early today, huh? Reno: It's never too early to be dark. > Rinoa sat on her bed, staring at the ceiling. She wondered why >Squall was so reclusive and negative. Elena: Well, that's an easy answer, Squall has about as much emotion as a log of wood. Reno: That and he has no facial muscles. He's a mute, I tell ya! MUUUUUTEE!! *Rude whacks Reno across the head.* Rude: Shut up. > There was a knock on the door, and she went to >open it. Selfie was there. Her cute, youthfull face and kind, loving >eyes stared back at Rinoa. Her hands placed behind her, she stuck out >her chest, her large breasts showing thru her yellow dress. her thin >legs were out of place on her with her mature bosom. Rude: Um, uh, Selphie wasn't _THAT_ large.... Elena: And YOU were paying attention to that? Rude: Uh, no.... She's a bit young for me... Reno: Elena, anyone's small compared to "his" Tifa. Rude: Grrrr..... That's better than staring at some GUY! >Rinoa invited her in, and they sat on Rinoa's bed. They chatted for >awhile, mostly about how ridiculous Ervine was. There was another >knock, this much quieter. Rinoa was surprised by Quistis' face. >She had thought Quistis had hated her, since she was >considered competition for Squall. Elena: Who would _WANT_ Squall? I mean... He's about as interesting as paint chips. Reno: Maybe if he didn't eat so many as a child he'd be a bit better? >Quistis' cold blue eyes relayed a seriousness, usually, but here >they were warm and compassionate. Beautifull. she was flushed red, >and looked akwardly embarrassed. Her long blond hair >framed her fine features and her slim, tall body squirmed with shyness. >Her legs were lithe and smooth. "may i come in?" she muttered.. All: NO! You can't! Rude: How tall is Quistis? Reno: Beats me. Elena: What doesn't? Or should I say, WHO doesn't? >Rinoa led her to her bed, were Quistis was shocked, but somehow pleased >to see Selfie, who greeted her. Quistis sat next to her. Very close. Reno: So close, that Selphie noticed that Q-girl wasn't wearing any deoderant and was starting to smell quite bad. > "so, Selfie, what have you and Rinoa been doing?" she asked, >looking up at Rinoa. Elena: Baking cookies, of course! Rude: Preparing to have a gratuitous lesbian orgy with you! Elena: RUDE! Rude: What?!? It's a lemon! I should be able to say whatever I want! Reno: He does have a point there. And it is what will probably happen... Elena: *sighs* You know, you're right... It WILL happen... >Rinoa was about to laugh, since Selfie was looking uncomfortable next to >Quistis' fine body. Elena: Uh oh, I'm feeling inferior again... Better go take my Prozac. > "Rinoa, come sit with me and Selfie!" Quistis patted her >hand on the bed next to her. Selfie started to edge away, but Quistis >slumped over on her, her head on Selfie's shoulder. Rude: And let the lemon begin! *holds up a bottle of booze with Reno* Reno: Let the good times roll! Elena: *sighs* >"ee! Quistis! what are >you doing?" Rinoa giggled, and whispered something into Quistis' ear, >and both began blushing, looking at Selfie. Rude: What are you two doing? Huh? C'mon please!?! Reno: Oh, we're just going to give you a dissertation on the Second Impact. Elena: Gack! Wouldn't you guys rather have a day filled of passion with me? *Reno and Rude stare at Elena* Rude: No. You can't do that. > Rinoa bolted the door and locked it, >dropping the key into her cleavage, while Quistis wrestled Selfie >down on the bed. Selfie shrieked, but no one heard her but the other >two girls. Reno: Don't mind us, we're just going to tie you up, and rape you silly! Rude: Oh, Carry on then! Elena: Wait a second... How big exactly IS that key that Rinoa had..... >Quistis kept holding Selfie, her hands pressing Selfie into the matress >by her skinny shoulders, while Rinoa started casting Sleep. It took >three or four attempts before Selfie finally gave in to unconciousness. Reno: Yep, we caught us a big 'un, and she be a fightin' us the whole way. Dem's Selphie's be tough! Rude: But dey good eatun! Elena: *sigh* What am I going to do with you two? > Rinoa giggled and exitedly took off her clothes. Rude: And there goes Rinoa, exit stage left! *All make crashing noises* Reno: Looks like she's not getting back up from that one! > First her gloves and >shoes, then her blue dress coat and then her black skintight suit. her >breasts were firm and round, although not incredibly large. Elena: So that key now would be....??? Rude: Um, Elena, you do realize this is a lemon, right? Elena: I stand corrected. > She watched as >Quistis slid out of her boots and gloves, and unbuttoned her orange >dress. She slipped off her red lingerie and got back on the bed. Her >breasts weren't as big as Rinoa's, nor as firm or round, but her >slim waist and full buttocks and hips, paired with two knockout legs >outweighed any disadvantages. Reno: Disadvantages? How can there be any real "disadvantages?" with that? >She shivered as she grinned, and put her hand on Selfie's >cheek, and kissed Selfie deeply, gasping and licking at her lips. Rude: Mmm... Tangy. >The two girls quickly got Selfie's clothing off, and threw all of >their clothes in a pile at the end of the bed. Quistis slipped off >Selfie's panties, Elena: Ow! Selphie, watch where you throw those things! I could've been hurt! >and slid her hand up Selfie's sport bra, and fondled her ripe breasts. Rude: Careful! Make sure you eat them now or they'll become rotten... > She slipped up next to Slefie, her soft breath on Quistis' breasts, >and wrapped a leg in between Selfie's, rubbing them smoothly together. >Selfie was dreaming, and moaned softly to the caressing of her body. >Meanwhile, Rinoa exitedly slipped into Selfie's clothes. Elena: Uh? What?!?! Now she's putting on Selphie's clothes? This is getting weird... Rude: As if the title didn't set off the bells in your head already? >First her panties, which were tight on Rinoa's buttocks, then the >sport bra, which she then removed from Selfie, Reno: Then she removed the nails that were in Selphie's head, then Rinoa started to peel off Selphie's skin... Elena: Please, Reno, give it a rest. >interrupting Quistis' actvities. Rude: Darn! I was just finishing my lanyard made out of gimp! >With these on, she grabbed Selfie's yellow >little dress and bracelet and boots and slowly squezed into them. Reno: Squall! Help me! I'm being squeezed to death here! *gasps* Rude: Aww, shut-up. >Her hips and waist were hugged by the dress, but her breasts were >more than comfortable in the amply fitted garment. She wished she was >Selfie.. with her fabulous bust, she would have hours of fun just >squeezing them. Rude: If I had boobs like that, I'd never leave the house. Reno: Yeah! Yeah! Heh heh! Elena: What's scarier is the fact that you guys represent them so well... >Ahh... she leaned back, and felt her own body up and down. she felt >Selfie's panties go wet on her, *all make sloshing noises* Elena: She's a gusher, boys! Oil that is... Rude: Black gold... Reno: Texas tea.... All [Singing]: So they went to Beverly..... Hills that is... Movie stars... > and she squeezed her own buttocks thru the tight yellow fabric. Elena: Someone's having a little bit too much fun in someone else's clothing. Reno: You mean like you in Tseng's? Elena [blushing]: I never did that! Besides he has stains all over his... Rude: Well, we know the bandit of Shinra's men's department. Tseng [Intercom]: I heard that Elena! And my garments are CLEAN, thank-you-very-much! Elena: Eep.... >Quistis looked over at Rinoa, excited to see her dressed up >as Selfie. she winked and climbed over Rinoa to get Rinoa's clothing. Reno: And more costume switching for all of you! Rude: See, Me n' Reno do it all the time. Elena: *giggles* Do you know what you just said? Rude: Er... *sweats* > She had no problem sliding the stretchy, clinging elastic over >her thighs and hips, and pulled them over her shoulders, were >her breasts were pulled into a round, high shape. Elena: As opposed to a low, rhombus shape. Reno: What the hell does Rinoa wear? A wetsuit? Rude: Think I know? Or care? >She giggled with glee and slid on Rinoa's dress and >coat, looking down on herself. Rinoa, excited at the sight of Quistis >posing as her, rubbed her legs together and massaged her breasts. >They looked at Selfie, nude, on the bed. Rude: Oh gee, sorta forgot about HER.... >Without delay Selfie was dressed like Quistis, Reno: For no apparent reason, though. >her >lingerie wet on Selfie's sleeping, dreaming body. The biggest >problem was getting the bra half on, since Selfie was so generously >proportioned in the chest. The Red silk hugged her breasts together >and up against her. Her nipples were red with passion. Elena: Um, passion? I'm thinking more like someone clamped down on them a bit too hard... Rude: I don't think that's the the only problem. Why bother dressing her if they're going to merely rip it all off again? > Rinoa wondered what she was dreaming. Reno: Probably the same thing we are.... how to get the hell out of this fic. >She shared her fantasies of all three of them switching bodies >with eachother, and masturbating as one another, and Quistis grew >hornier. Elena: Er, I don't remember THIS ever happening in FF8.... Reno and Rude: o_O > She rubbed herself thru the spandex and short skirt of Rinoa's. >Just then, Selfie slipped her hands around Quistis' breasts from behind. Reno: Her arms, meanwhile, were somewhere outside of the country. >Quistis gasped, and put her hands over Selfie's moving them >over her own hard nipples. "Selfie! how long were you awake?" >Rinoa stammered. Rude: Just the whole time you were all getting off on each others clothes. Now give me my clothes back, or I'm going to kill you all. > Selfie just winked back. Rinoa >leaped on the other two hot girls, and they rubbed against and kissed >and fondled one another for several minutes, sweating, gasping and >rubbing all through one another's clothes. Reno: Geeze, who thought that they liked clothes that much? Rude: It's simple, yaoi boy- Reno: Don't call me that. Rude: Well you know how women _just love_ to shopping, as they.. *Rude quietly tells Reno* Elena [looking very peeved]: I.... AM... NOT... GOING... TO... SAY... A.. WORD! > Rinoa wished so hard that she could really be Selfie, she was so >sexy... she wanted her size... Quistis desired Rinoa's >healthy, firm body, and bouncy All: Boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy! >, tight breasts, and Selfie wanted Quistis' mature body to feel as her >own... if only they could trade.. Reno: Cue foreshadowing... Elena: Brain transplants! DUH! *Doors open* Rude: Whoo Hoo! Break! [1...2...3...4...5...6...] "Okay, so apparently, Selphie, Rinoa, and Quistis are closet lesbians.." "Anime cliche #11," Elena chimed in. "Yes, yes... Allow me to continue Ms. Blondie..." Rude glared at Elena. "and they have a fetish that involves trading their clothing amongst themselves." Rude carried on his dissertation with Elena hanging on every word that Rude said. Reno on the other hand, was staring off into the vast emptiness of space. What once seemed like the unreachable to all, was his own prison. A prison that was a torture chamber. His own partners, being the torturers. The torturers being his former friends and comrades. "Damn. I used the word torture way too many times," Reno thought to himself. --- Hojo and Rufus sat in chairs, monitoring the Turks' progression into pure insanity. "So when are they going to go insane?" Rufus asked Hojo. "Not quite yet, sir. The first part was just to give them a little taste of the madness to come. So to speak..." Hojo replied, taking down notes in his notebook. "Let's get them back in the theater, they've had enough time," Rufus stated, "Reeve, push the fic button." "Yes, sir," Reeve mumbled. He hated this job even more now. --- The lights went off and the Professor called out in his incoherent sentances. The three Turks didn't scream, just merely shrugged and turned to walk back in the theater. "Hey yaoi boy! Time to finish this thing!" Elena yelled. Reno muttered to himself to kill Rude afterwords. [6...5...4...3...2...1...] >suddenly, a flash of light filled the room. A brunnete girl who looked >somewhat similar to Rinoa appeared on the bed, right on top of the trio. She >had a very full featured body, with round buttocks, ripe hips and thick, Rude: Please say hair... PLEASE say hair!! Reno: Oh, I see the tables have turned, Mr. Clean! Elena: As long as I'm not in it... >sexy legs. Her breasts were at least C or D cup Elena: or DD, or E, or F... Rude: ........rrrr........ Reno: Be careful Elena... You're treading on sacred ground there... >,and although they were maybe >of only average firmness, and they were quite round. Her face was >attractive, but not pretty. Almost plain by some standards, an her hair >was long and mousie colored, which kept her from the "goddess" look. Rude: SHE IS A GODDESS! SHE IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY! Reno: Calm down, buddy.... Breathe... Breathe... > She was wearing a white tanktop and a black miniskirt, both very tight >and revealing. "wha-what the?" she gasped, and looked around dazedly. Elena: Duh, people? Rude: ..... Reno: Ooo... Pretty colors! > She blushed when she became aware of the three under her. Suddenly, >another flash occured. Rude: The paparazzi are everywhere... Elena: The beast speaks! Tell us, o great knowing, what you feel! Rude: .... I feel sick .... > Another brunnete appeared practically in between Tifa (the 1st girl) >and the others. All: TOGGGGG!!!! >She was very cute in the face and sweet in complexion. her rosy >cheeks and bright eyes were so adorable. her hair was in braids, and >was lighter than the 1st girl's. She was beatifull. Reno: Ever notice how the writing goes downhill as the lemon intensity increases? Elena: Why don't you tell me about it, since you seem to be up on yaoi so much... Reno: It's NOT TRUE I TELL YOU! Rude: .... Shut up... > Medium sized, rounded breasts showed thru Rude: midi-THRU? Where's the midi-IN and midi-OUT? Reno: Lay off... It's shorthand. Elena: Instead of _LONG_ hand, considering it's a yuri and all.*giggles* Reno: Anyways, I always saw that ancient girl pretty damned flat. As well as short. > her pink dress and red jacket. a slit up the side of the >dress revealed her silky long legs, which were a sexy contrast to the >other girl's curvy, meaty legs. Reno and Elena: BEEFY! Rude: .... Reno: Lighten up, Rude. It's just a fic! Rude: That's true... Hey, why the hell not? Elena: That's the spirit, Rude! >She gasped and fainted when she realized her >predicament. She was so feminine it was attractive on it's own. Elena: So, being a girly-girl is attractive? Rude: Haha! Reno's attractive by those standards! Reno: Shut up. >Just before the third flash, Rinoa caught a glimpse of Tifa looking >down on Aeris, (the 2nd girl) and licking her lips. Rude: I could go for a Tifa and Aeris sandwich right now... Elena: RUDE! Wait... He's talking again. Continue. *Reno laughs* >The third girl was odd. Reno: Odd, more like demented! Rude: It's Yuffie! Everyone hide! Elena: Give the poor kid a break. She's what, 18-19 now? Rude: Hear that, Reno? She's legal for yah now! Reno: .... I liked it better when he didn't talk. > Smaller breasts, basically the average size, were >under a green sleeveless turtleneck. Her thin body was skinny, but >not to the point of being unnatractive. Elena: She was just UGLY! > She had white short shorts All (singing): Who wears short shorts? We wear short shorts.... >, and a headband, >which held back her short, tomboyish hair. She had big eyes and feet, Reno: Final Fantasy Melding, starring Yuffie as the missing link, Bigfoot. >and she wore long white sox. She grinned crookedly as she realized >her position, Reno: Think of all the materia I'll be able to steal from them! >but was unable to say anything as Cloud appeared on top of her. Elena: That's got to hurt. Rude: Ow, my face. >He was wearing a blue shirt w/ no sleeves, and had large blue pants. Reno: He was also wearing a large pair of clown shoes, a propellor beanie, two pairs of socks on his ears, and a rubber chicken hanging around his neck. > His blond spiky hair and blue eyes gave him a bright look. All: HA! Elena: Cloud was dumber than a bag of rocks! > He was light in >frame, and was medium height. "what the ?? did we come into a >prostitution or something??" Reno: I know Cloud was dumb and all, but geeze... How stupid can you be? Elena: Well, you never know, do you? > Tifa looked at Cloud. "Who are all of you??" Reno and Rude: We're the Warner brothers! Elena: And I'm the Warner sister, Dot. You call me Dotty, and you die! >About an hour later, all was explained. Cloud's party trying to stop >Sephiroth, and how they accidentally used a materia to travel to this >dimension. Elena: Whoops! Sorry 'bout that.... Heh heh, we'll just be going THAT way... Reno: Oh no, you MUST stay, for you must give us the spankings! Elena: Yes! And after that, the oral sex! Rude: Well, I do think I could stay a while then.. >"The only thing is, i still dont know what this materia does." he >said, holding an amber colored orb in his palm. Rude: I thought that's how they got into the place they're in now! Reno: No, that was a plot device. Rude: Oh. > "use it, cloud! use it on me, if you have to!" Aeris pleaded. ?"are you positive? What if it harms you?" Reno: Well, we'll just have you written back up again. Elena: A pity to waste such a life. Oh well. Rude: So, Are we going to see some dead bodies? Reno [turning green]: Uh, necrophellia is a no-no, Rude.... > Aeris shook her head, "I can be healed. We also have raise spells, >remember?" Cloud didnt like it, Elena: No sir, I didn't like it! > but he consented. Aeris insisted on being the test subject. Reno: As we all know how much Aeris likes to be a guinea pig for Cloud. >Cloud focused and activated the orb. There was a flash. Elena: The camera, however, was not around. >Nothing seemed to have happened.. Rude: *cough* Bull *cough* Reno: We all know what will happen. Elena [indifferent]: Yeah, the same old, same old.... Gratuitous lesbian orgies... I think I'll catch a snooze. Reno: No way, Rookie, You're going to stay nice and awake for this thing. Elena: Rrrrr..... *lights a cigarette* Rude: You're already done? *laughs* Elena: Shut. Up. Reno: Well, hello, Fujin! Elena: GO. TO. HELL. >Aeris' face was bright red. She was squinting... Reno: Hmm, void where prohibited, game ends July, 7th.... >and her mouth was >partly open. Her eyelashes were dark and long, and her eyes were >incredibly beautifull. Rude: Despite the fact that she was squinting..... If you say so.... Reno: I think Cloud ate some of those paint-chips mentioned earlier.... Elena: ..... > Cloud gasped, and felt an irresistible pull towards Aeris.."oh.. >Aeris... why do i want you so bad?" Reno: Why can't I use capital lettering? Rude: Easy, because you're written that way. >He muttered, entranced by her beauty. >Aeris' nipples poked thru her pink dress, Elena: Is it cold in here? That dress must be pretty fragile... Rude: The hell I'd know! Reno: The hell I'd mind! Turn up the AC there! > and her face was flushed with arousal. She hugged Cloud, kissing >him passionately on his neck and face. Rinoa and Tifa got up and >turned around, Reno: -and promptly killed Cloud for hitting on Aeris. Rude: Mommy told me not to watch this kind of thing. Elena: Oh no! Sex scene! Squall, come save me! >but Quistis, Selfie and Yuffie all >watched, also blushing at the pair. Selfie was curious, and Quistis was >clenching her teeth and rubbing her legs together, all under Rinoa's >clothing. Elena: Yah, that's how I get off all the time... Rude: Erm... Thanks for sharing with the group? Reno: Quiet, you two! > She wanted so badly to feel herself.. but was afraid to in front >of everyone. Yuffie didnt wait at all, and began rubbing herself thru >her shorts. She shifted around in her chair, and gasped alot, >breathing heavily. Rude: You wouldn't think that they'd want to do something NONSEXUAL in nature would they? Elena: Yes, but then this wouldn't be a lemon, would it? Reno: Well, DUH! A lemon's not a lemon without gratuitous masturbation scenes! >Aeris and Cloud quickly got off their clothes, and didnt waste any time >actually screwing. Elena: Um, Cloudy-poo, did we really have to get naked to screw the lamp post together? Reno: No, but it keeps me from getting static electricity in the NAVI. Elena: That was an obscure one... > They climaxed so hurredly it was like they were on an >agenda, Reno: We're on a mission from... DOG! Rude: Shouldn't that be God? Reno: No. It keeps us from getting religion into this. Rude: Okay. >but when the climax occured, they both began to glow, rather than >cooling down..the others all turned to see what was happening.. Reno: All that time in the mako reactor sorta messes with you, I guess. Rude: Yeah. I guess... Whatever... >Cloud and Aeris both gasped, and they began to move into eachother.. >they were already flat up against one another, but they were passing >into another.. Elena: Look everyone, The redundancy department of redundancy is working on being a department of redundancy! >they both gasped, and cloud reached around aeris and clutched her >buttocks, and aeris did the same to cloud. Rude: Ewww.... Cloud, you're all squishy. Reno: Sorry, I had a little accident.... > Their flesh seemed to meld >together, and they began to lose definition between the two.. Reno: It's always in the place where you would least suspect it. > the others couldnt really explain what was happening to the pair... Rude: Neither could we, but I have a theory it has to do with Ping-pong tables... >almost as if reality was being warped... There was a flash of >brilliance, Elena: As the author realized how moronic this whole fic is. > and the two screamed with pleasure. Reno: Aaaaaack! Rude: SCREEEEEAAAAAM!!!! Elena: TSEEEEEEEEEEEEEENG! Reno and Rude: HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU! > When the group awoke, Aeris and Cloud were gone. In >their place, holding her own buttocks, was a beautiful blond woman. Elena: And the goofometer explodes from the plot device overload! Reno: Uh, don't mind me, I'm just holding my butt.. No, it's really okay! >Tifa gasped, and the woman opened her eyes, revealing Cloud's blue >Mako eyes. Reno: As opposed to Cloud's blue mako alligators. >They realized that it was indeed cloud's face, but with feminine >features, fuller, redder lips, rounder jawline, Elena: -sloping forehead, a goatee, one eyebrow, acne, some warts, rotting flesh.. Reno: I thought it was my job to be dark! Elena: You missed it. >longer lashes, smaller nose and bigger eyes. Rude: Cloud, my what big eyes you have! >Her body was definetly not Cloud's however. Her long, blond >hair framed her square, slim shoulders, and smooth collar bones. Aeris' >breasts sat high on her chest, Elena: So high, that they were on his/her shoulders. > nipples still red from arousal. Her waist was >thin and firm, with abs slightly showing. Her hips were about average, >what you'd expect for any woman, and her legs were strong and lithe. >Her butt was high and tight, and arms were slightly lean. Rude: So basically what Cloud was when he was in drag. But now he's really a chick. Great. Just friggen great. Elena: *laughs* You saw that footage from Don's place too?! Haha! Reno: What's greater was the fact that he picked the spikey headed moron too! > She sat up, "Aeris! where are you?" Rude: Right here, you moron! Elena: Waaaaaaaah! Where's my body? >Tifa jumped. "ahh.... is it Cloud?" she asked the woman.. Reno: I can't belive it's not Aeris! Rude: No Tifa, it's Captain McDouglas-Napikuns. Elena: Who? Rude: You heard me. >"Tifa! what happened? the materia? what is this feeling?" He/she looked >around, confused. "ahh... CLoud, Aeris is gone....you... y-you are the >same person as her now.... i think.." Elena: Or that was some really bad acid you gave me. > she almost cried and laughed at the same time. So sad, and yet a >wish come true! Reno: Hey, look at that! Rude, your babe Tifa there is into girls! Rude [To himself]: It's just a fic, it's just a fic... >Cloud looked down at herself.. and blushed. >"ohh my god..... i -i ...." Rude: Duh..... Breasts? Reno: You try waking up with them. Rude: Are you saying that you have? Reno: No.... Elena: Oh shut up. It's not that big of a deal. >S/he felt his/her breasts, and watched their nipples grow hard and red. Elena: As opposed to squishy and green. *Reno makes a sick face* > He rubbed his legs together, and slid his hands up and down his >sides and thighs. He closed his eyes and felt his own round ass. Reno: I'm so sexy, I can't belive my own ass! >"oh my god... Aeris, is this you inside me?" Elena: Now that's something you'd never think Cloud would say about Aeris. I wonder how that would work.... Cloud would have to ben- Rude: Elena, please, STOP! Elena [smirking]: You can dish it, but you can't take it, huh? > Yuffie and Selfie were fingering themselves, and Quistis, >Tifa and Rinoa all looked at him/her in shock. Reno: I'd think they'd be looking at Yuffie and Selphie in shock, I mean, Get some decency here! Rude: Damn straight! I have no desire to see the woodchuck getting herself off. Elena: Where's Sephy? Or Tseng? *pouts* These stupid yuri lemons bite. Rude: I'm sure yaoi boy would agree with you there. Reno: I. AM. NOT. YAOI. BOY. DIE! *Reno jumps on top of Rude and starts beating him with a piece of a chair* Reno: I'll kill you! YOU GOD-DAMNED, BALD-HEADED, NON-TALKING, SUNGLASSES-WEARING FREAK OF NATURE!!! Elena: Hey guys! Cut it out! *Rude starts fighting back and the two begin fist fighting* Rude: Oh, you're going down now, yaoi boy! Reno: I'll "yaoi boy" boy YOU! *Elena gets up and stops the two* Elena: CUT IT OUT! It's bad enough having to read this stuff, but this is just horrible. Now I want you two to stop it this instant and apologize to each other. *Rude and Reno mumble something to each other and sit back down* Elena: Good. > "How did you do that?" Quistis asked. All eyes went to the amber >materia that lay on the floor. Cloud had fused with Aeris and the result was >a female version of Cloud, with features from both of the couple. Reno: So basically, he was what a kid would look like of Cloud and Aeris, grown up a few years then? Elena: Basically, I guess. Rude: Creepy. Very creepy. >Cloud was sexually aroused in his new body just touching himself, Rude: Wouldn't that be touching HERSELF? And geeze, what a horn-dog. Elena: *laughs* Hey, look, I'm Cloud! *Elena puts her hand on her knee* Elena: Ahh.... ah.... ah.... I'm getting so turned on..... ah... Reno [Eyeing Elena]: Are you okay there, Elena? > and couldnt get away from a mirror. He dressed in Aeris' old clothes, >but wore his old gloves and boots. He seemed embarassed to show his >cleavage, Elena: Oh please. The ancient girl didn't even have anything to make cleavage. Rude: You check her out or something, Elena? Reno: I'm not saying a word. > so he wore his turtleneck >over the top half of Aeris' dress. His mind seemed to be mostly Cloud's, Rude: So he knew all the feminine side too. Reno: Just hope Aeris wasn't PMSing.... That would be whacky... *Elena punches Reno in the stomach, hard* Reno: Urrk... Sorry.. *bends over in pain* >including his sexual attraction, even as a female, so he was distracted >while changing. Reno and Rude: Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oing! Elena: Actually guys, Didn't he lose _that_ in the process? *Both Reno & Rude sweat* >Yuffie picked up the materia and looked at it closely. "I wonder >what else this stone can do?" She asked no one in particular. Rude: He's not going to answer you! > She looked at the other girls.. greedily. Elena: Now gimmie your materia, or you end up like the freak over there! Reno: I don't think that's what she's talking about... Elena [sadly]: I know... *frowns* > Tifa- great body, ok face and hair, Quistis- Slim, sleek >body, great face, nice hair, not the best breasts, >Rinoa- all around good, especially cute tomboyish face and >long black hair was beautifull, also firm breasts. Selfie- >looked so much like her, only more hair and bust.. hmm. Reno: Yes, there we have it, a complete synopsis of all of them! >Then there was Cloud, who stood admiring his body in the mirror. Rude: I'm too sexy for my [censored], too sexy for my [censored], too sexy by a sti-ick! Elena: RUDE! How could you invoke the censoring board? Rufus [Intercom]: I'm not going to have that kind of language here! Rude: I'm sorry, boss-man. > She was about to use it on one of them, when yet another woman >mysteriously appeared in her lap. All: In? TOGGG!!!!!! >She was blond, and had a cuter face than Quistis, >nicer, fuller breasts and an excellent lower half. Reno: That's a quick description... My lower half is excellent too! Rude: Yeah, if you're into guys, like yourself...... Elena: Geeze... All this stuff about breasts.. *shakes her head* Men... >She was wearing a black opera dress and carried a gun. "Aya?" All: Ayla? Rude: AYLA NO LIKE REPTOIDS! AYLA SMASH! Reno: What you say?! No rubbish or Ayla, head go boom! Elena: Shoot them Aya, shoot them! Please, I know you still have a brain.... Rude [Singing off key]: If I only had a brain... > All of the 7 girls looked at eachother for a long time.. Elena: Aya's a girl?!? She's 26 or something, I think she should have the dignity to be called a woman.... Rude: Heh heh heh... >would they each fuse with the girl who most resembled them? or the >one who resembled them the least? Would they try to use the other >powers of this mysterious materia? Rude: Who knows.... Only the SHADOW knows.... Elena: To be concluded, same Fic-time, same Fic station! *All look at the doors hoping for an opening* Reno: Drat. >Tifa took the materia, and approached Rinoa. "ahh.. rinoa, would >you mind if..." She looked at Rinoa, pleading in her eyes. "please do!" >Rinoa whispered. Reno: Come to Butthead. Rude: Yes, I don't want to exist anymore, It'll be fun! >Tifa used the Materia, and it glowed... both girls felt a wave of >pleasure and desire flow over them. Elena: I wonder what this materia's name would be... Rude: Lemonizer. Reno: I'd have to agree with the bald guy. > Tifa's huge nipples poked thru her white tanktop, Rude: HUGE, I TELL YA! HUGE! Reno: Bigger... than... her... head? Elena: What's with the huge nipple thing? I mean, it's not like they can stick out five inches or something. Reno and Rude: o_O >and she squeezed her thighs together, gasping at the sudden arousal. Reno: Oh no! I'm aroused! Squall, come save me! *Rude and Elena snicker* > Rinoa instinctively clutched her bust, kneading it and grinding >her hips in the air. Rude [Singing]: Bomm bomm baaaww... bomm bomm baawww... Foxy.... bomm bomm baww... bomm bomm bawww.. Lady.... Elena: Her chest is made of dough! Better put them in the oven at 350 degrees... Reno: Ah, Elena? Elena: Yes? Reno: Since when could YOU cook? Elena: I've cooked my whole life! Tseng loves it! *laughter is heard over the intercom* Elena [To Intercom]: Oooh! You'll pay for that! > She moaned and closed her eyes.. staggering towards Tifa, Reno: *hic* I had a bit... *hic* a bit... *hic* too much to drink... *hic* > Tifa held her as she fell face first into Tifa's giant bust. Rude: Oh my, what I'd do to be there right now..... Elena: Not going to happen. She likes CLOUD, remember? Rude: Well she's sure goin' all out with this Rinoa girl... > The others gasped in shock as >the two passionately embraced and kissed eachother sweetly, Elena: Number eleven in full effect... Rude: Why are they shocked? I mean granted, Tifa IS a goddess and all, but when Cloud and the ancient girl decide to get it on, the rest of them get turned on like a lightbulb. Reno: Your point? Rude: None. Just a rhetorical question. > as if they were >meant to be lovers. Their breasts squished and squuezed Reno: The description of their breasts is just so..... Rude: Dirty? Reno: No.... Elena: Impossible? I mean it sounds like they've got some of that goo Hojo made. > in between their two horny bodies, Rude: You know, if their bodies were so horny, don't you think that would hurt? Elena: I think the author is referring to the sexual definition of 'horny'. Rude: I was riffing, rookie. Elena: I'm sorry. I promise not to doubt your word again, sir. > nipples rubbing and hips pressing. The two grinded their >pussies together, synchronizing in a rythmic motion. Elena: Nature can't do with out rhythm. But rhythm can get along... without nature. Reno: All this grinding. Jeeze. Whatever happened to good old fashioned.... Rude: Yes I do notice a great lack of... Elena: Shut up, both of you.... > They flopped over together on the bed, still kissing, Reno: Help! Our lips are stuck! > and Tifa wrapped her curved legs around Rinoa's skinny ones. All [Singing]: Big fat juicy ones, long skinny slimey ones, I'm gonna eat some WORMS! >Aya gasped and stepped back as this was happening, Elena: Finally! Some sense in the story! Go Aya! Shoot 'em all! >and Quistis lunged for the Materia that had been dropped on the floor. >She snatched it up and used it quickly on Aya. Rude: Wait a second, since when did FF8 characters learn how to use materia? Reno: The same time that a portal from our world to their's opened up. Elena: As well as the same time that piece of materia existed. > Aya and Quistis glowed for a few seconds, then Quistis >dropped the Materia and lunged for Aya. Elena: Gee, she sure seems to do a lot of lunging. Reno: Yeah. I *LUNGE* all the time. Makes my life feel like an action movie. Rude [quietly]: More like a yaoi st- Elena: *Claps her hand over Rude's mouth* Enough. > Aya wasn't affected, somehow, and >she jumped back. Quistis was too horny to care that Aya didnt want the >fusion, so she chased her around the room. Reno: Chase the Aya, Chase the Aya, Chase the Aya! Rude: Hehehe! I'm such a naughty girl! Naughty, naughty, naughty! > Selfie picked up the materia and handed it to Yuffie, who gave >her a loving glance. Yuffie used it and the two fell into eachother, >Selfie clutching her own crotch Rude: Nothing's funnier than a football to the groin! Elena: That's a guy thing, isn't it? *Rude shrugs* >and Yuffie kneading her large breasts. They slipped out of their >clothes in a tangle of limbs and bodies, and got on the other bed. Reno: The bodies being the entire Seed class that Quistis had been slowly killing off one by one. Rude: It's good to have you back. Reno: Bite me. > Tifa climaxed against Rinoa's ass, Rude: You do that a lot Reno? Reno: ..... grrr ..... Elena: Not again.... *shakes her head* > all thru their cothing. her >fluids soaked Selfie's panties on Rinoa, and Rinoa felt the climax >and gasped. Elena: Gack! Who's wearing what?! I can't keep track anymore! Reno: It's okay, Elena, It's almost done... > They both began to glow, moaning softly. Unlike Cloud >and Aeris' fusion, this was very, very slow, and was like an endless Rude: -summer.... Rinoa and Tifa went surfing around the world... >orgasm. Tifa grabbed Rinoa's clit thru her clothes from behind, *Elena grimaces* Reno: Eh? There a problem? Elena [in an uncomfortable tone]: That would not be comfortable, or pleasurable.... AT ALL! > and >Rinoa squeezed her own breasts, feeling Tifa's tight against her back. Rude: Tight what? Tight pants? Tight rope? Tight suspension? >They pressed against eachother hard, Tifa on her back below Rinoa, >Rinoa's gravity seemed to drag her down into Tifa. Rude: I can't deal with it any more... it's just getting so WRONG! Elena: Okay, let's just close our eyes for this one... We'll pretend we saw it after... This'll be the only scene we can skip.... Reno: I'm all for it..... *The three close their eyes* . . . [Time passes....] . . . *Reno takes a peek* Reno: Hey, it's over now! *Rude and Elena open their eyes* > Aya screamed when she saw Tifa and Rinoa. Elena: SHOOT HER AYA! SHOOT HER! Reno: Down girl, DOWN! > They were in a gasping excstacy, but they were partially fused >together! She realized that was what Quistis was about to do to her.. Rude: Screw that, I'd have gotten my ass out of there a while back... Elena: I'd have killed them all! I don't want to be in some sort of body-replacement orgy... >she whirled and grabbed Quistis, who was hot on her high-heels, All [Deadpan]: Ha ha! The author made a funny! > by >the shoulder. She brought her in to hip-throw her, but she couldn't >get away from Quistis! Quistis gasped and kissed aya on the neck, Reno: I think Quistis needs to get out more.... Elena: At least buy me dinner first, you pervert! >Aya, revolted, pulled away, but they were already stuck together! Aya Rude: That's what you get for not bathing for a week, Aya. You get stuck. Elena: Well, she did run through those sewers for a while... >screamed, and Quistis pulled Aya closer to her. Aya pushed her away, >but some invisible force pressed her hard against Quistis. Reno: Just like how we're always stuck in here.... Rude: True. Elena: This is getting bad.... > She kept >screaming, and turned her head away. Quistis was totally pressed >against Aya. She kissed her face and lips and neck passionately, >crying when Aya shrugged away violently. Elena: THANKS RUDE! Now we have to go through a nonconcentual melding. At least Rinoa and Tifa were into it... Reno: Yeah man, what's up with you? Rude: Hey! You want to take me on? Huh? I wanted to give the lady some respect! > her hard clit rubbed against aya thru Rinoa's clothing. Reno: Yeesh, Quistis sure is a big girl.... Rude: Well there is a rumor that she's an XY female... Elena: A what? Rude: Catch up on your biology, Elena. >Aya screamed again, but no one >was paying attention to them in the corner. Rude: They were having too much fun playing dodgeball in the parking lot. > Aya froze in horror as Quistis began to change. Reno: Freeze! You are under arrest for being a main character! > Her body seemed to glow and change into a >thick liquid.. Rude [Chipper]: Liquid Tide! Elena [Likewise]: Now with bleach! Rude [Normal]: I feel so dirty now. > Aya screamed. Quistis flowed down, all towards one >point- Reno: The drain. >her white lingerie panties. Elena: Um, either it's one or the other, not both... > The thick, glowing ooze penetrated >her dress and Reno: Did the cha-cha while singing about macaroni that had spoiled. Rude: That was obscure. Reno: Sure was, I don't even know what that was from. > soaked into her lacy panties. Aya shook and kicked, >but the fluid stuck to her like a second skin. Rude: Tight, rubber, plug-suits. > The fluid lubricated >her pussy for her, and began to slowly flow into her... Aya fell >over, covered in glowing blue liquid, Elena and Rude: GAAAH! We were right... Reno: Time to throw her in the washing machine then huh? > and put her hands to her >own vagina, but the liquid soaked right between her fingers, Rude: *makes schlurping noises* *Elena thwacks Rude* >as >hard as she pressed against herself. She sobbed with horror and >terror. Elena: As opposed to being a happy little camper that she was going to vanish off the face of the earth. >The fluid kept flowing, up.. up into her body... All [Singing]: Here we go, can you feel me flow.... Rude: Ah, our one bit of pop-music knowledge applied! Elena: Too bad it's only, like, four years late... > Selfie and Yuffie were determined to make this very enjoyable. Rude: That being, they were going to run away as fast as possible. >Yuffie had helped Selfie with getting off their clothes, and they now >were on the bed, legs interlocked, Elena: What is this? Are they both, like, robots? Legos? >Selfie tickled her own tits and >Yuffie licked Selfie's feet, tickling them. Reno: Ewwww.... Selphie, when's the last time you got these corn's checked out?! >They both ground their Rude: Coffee beans into a nice fine powder, suitable for Espresso. >hard pussies together, heads at opposite sides of the bed. Reno: Their heads were sliced cleanly off by the sharp ax of Pfhnord, the conquerer. Blood dripped down the side of the cold, steel.... Elena: That's enough, Reno. >As they >climaxed, Reno: Climax is temperate; Atmosphere: Hostile Rude: That's Climate, man. >they both began to glow and Yuffie vanished into thick >strands of smoke. Rude [as a Cheesy Magician]: POOF! And for my next trick, I'll be pulling a rabbit out of her ear! Elena [Assistant]: Any volunteers? >Selphie gasped, as her juices soaked the sheets. Reno: I am NOT cleaning that up! > She >quickly got into Quistis' clothing again, and waited, Elena: I'll ask this question, one more time, WHAT'S WITH THE CLOTHES? *Elena lights another cigarette* Reno: Smoking is hazordous to your health. Elena: Bite me, Reno. Reno: Sorry, you're not my type. Elena: You're right. Because I'm not a man. *Rude holds back a laugh* >spread eagled on >the bed, for Yuffie. Yuffie, now in a smoke-like state, >flowed deep into Selphie. Rude: Go deep for the pass! > She was determined to posses her body and >take her over from the inside. All [Singing]: I wanna feel you from the inside... > She flowed into her eyes, ears, mouth >and nose, and also into her womanhood thru Quistis' red lingerie, >being worn by Selfie. *Elena grumbles something* Reno: Wait a sec, her EYES?! Eyes aren't things to get stuff inside of them... >Selfie gasped and inhaled sharply, leaning >back and arching her spine. Her shoulders were thrown back, and her >legs pulled wider apart. Elena: Oh, look! She's a wishbone! Grab one, and whoever gets her torso gets to leave! >The mist flowed into her, and she moaned. Rude: Sounds like she's having a fun time on the rack. >Her body began to fill with passion and pleasure. Reno: Alive with pleasure! >She felt a burning in her, and she felt herself change. Her legs >thickened and filled out, (the influence of another woman, even >Yuffie, greatly increased the sexual attraction) Rude: Wait... Wait a sec, I thought Yuffie was the wee tomboy who had skinny legs. Elena: Didn't you hear the magic voice? She got all chunky! >her buttocks became >round and tight, her hips widened, and her breasts swelled at least >a full letter-size and a half. Reno: This one's making as much sense as Daravon. > She moaned, and felt her newly improved body. Rude: She slices, she dices, she cuts julian fries! >Even nicer.. not as mature as she had wanted, but Elena: Life's tough kid, there's no way you're going to get out of acne that easily. >that would come with time... she sat up, panties ripped clean off Reno: I see Happosai has been running rampant again. Elena: Either that or it's Rufus. I was missing- Rufus [Intercom]: Stop your lying, Elena. We all know it was Reeve. Reeve [Intercom, in the background]: It was not! >by her new size, and her top split down the middle by her new breast >mass, Rude: Wha?! This is no time to bring in Catholics! Reno: Wrong kind of mass, Rude. >and gazed into a mirror. Her face had changed a bit, trading >off Selfie's empty look for Yuffie's sparky features: a ski-slope nose Rude: Make sure you put the bar down when riding the chair lift though, on the Yuffster's nose. >and bigger, brighter eyes. Also, her hair was Yuffie's length. She >realized her thoughts were probably influenced strongly by Yuffie's >mind, and she reallized her memories were also from Yuffie's brain. Reno: Ow, this isn't helping the hurting at all. >Cloud, or now Claeris, sat in the corner, Elena: Naughty boy! Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done! >feeling her body and >licking her own full lips... Elena: *looks through jumpsuit pockets* Here, try some chapstick. Rude: They can't hear you. > all of this.. confusion and chaos, >so incredibly arousing, she wanted to go join all three pairs and >meld with them as well. Reno: WHAT?! WHY!? Rude: Simple. To get off. Reno: This is making it seem like there's nothing else to life. Rude: Is there? Reno: Of course! It's to get DRUNK! > But she knew she should enjoy Aeris' body, >which she now had total control over, for a while. Claeris was >beautiful, Rude: That's a subject of questionable foundations... >but still had the look of a very sexy tomboy. Elena: So, Tomboy's can't be beautiful? Reno: According to Kuno they can. > For the first time in >his life, Cloud regretted his muscle tone, Reno: Considering the fact that he had never planned on becoming a woman... Well, at least for REAL. Elena:*Flexes* I'll take Spikey here on. >it >showed in his new body, and he hadn't ever really liked fit women, he >liked them feminine and frail, so he could Elena: - drop them and watch them shatter like glass. >care for them... like >Aeris... Rude: YES!! Tifa is MINE! >she rubbed her clitoris thru Aeris's clothing, thinking. Rude: Duh, I like frozen corn! Reno: Hmm... I wonder what two plus two is... >Tifa felt their bodies converging, and she licked the back of Rinoa's >neck softly as they melded. Rinoa felt Tifa's breasts fill her own with >their size, and her nipples grew at least twice as large and hard. Reno: POP! >She felt her sexual climax coming again and again Elena: Much like our nausea. > as they expanded >under her hands, swelling bigger with each breath. She shreiked, >her sport bra stretching very tight against her bust. Reno: I can imagine that would really hurt. > It finally snapped, *Elena grimaces* >her breasts bursting free and bouncing up into her face. Rude: Look mommy, a trampoline! Elena [snickering]: Emphasis on the "tramp" part.... *Reno laughs* Rude: .... *punches Reno* >she >licked them, sweating hard, and held Tifa's legs tight with her own as >they too fused. Elena: And so, they too, walked away from it. > Tifa's face flowed into the back of Rinoa's head, All: o_O!! *scream* >and >her legs into Rinoa's. There was a moment of absolute pleasure as they >finally exploded into togetherness... Reno: -covering the walls with their intestinal tracks. >They screamed as one, squeezing >their breast tightly with one hand, shoving the other deep into their >pussy. They got 4 fingers in before the climax began to recede... Elena: Four fingers? FOUR?!? What's next, a bowling ball? The Sister Ray!?! Scarlet [intercom]: That's really kinky, Elena... >Rifa? Rude: Riffer? That's our job! >Aya clutched her crotch tightly as Reno: -she raised one hand up high and let out a Micheal Jackson woo. > the fluid that was Quistis slid into >her. She felt her selfbeing forced into arousal by the glowing stuff. All: OFF COURSE! >She kept sobbing, as her body felt warm and horny as it flowed thru her. Most of >all, her pussy felt heavenly being pushed into by a thick, gummy liquid. Elena: You know, I'm REALLY glad that I wasn't in this. Rude: You haven't been in ANY. Elena: I kno.. Hey, how'd you know that? Rude: Er.... Look, over there! George Hamilton! Elena [looking]: Where? >She >tried to resist, but the good feelings made her give in to climax. She felt >her buttocks swell and grow, under her dress her lingerie snapped, too full >of hips and ass to contain them. Her legs became nicely thick and meaty, >their curves in just the right place, She shivered as she rubbed them >together. Both women's pussies rolled into one was hard and erect and wet. Rude: ERECT?! Reno: HARD?! Elena: WET?! All Three: OSCAR?!? *Reno's head vibrates* Elena: Are you okay Reno? Reno [shakey]: I think... >She felt soooo horny it hurt. Reno: Me so horny! OWWW!!! Owwie, owwie, owwie! > It felt celestial... her waist actually >thinned by a couple of inches... and her arms became smooth and soft, not >like Aya's slightly muscley limbs. Her chest ached, Rude: Use some pepto for that heartburn, Aya! > as the fluid pushed her >nipples out, expanding her bust, they pushed hard against the fabric of the >dress. The dress' shoulder straps went slack, as her breasts rose up into >bouncy firmness. Elena: I'd hate to run into her, considering the said firmness, it would impale me. >The dress itself even started to split down the middle of >her cleavage, since it couldn't contain her DDD cup bust. Elena: WHORE! Rude: Elena, please, it's a fic... Elena: IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE THAT SIZE AND HAVE SUCH A THIN WAIST! HER SPINE WOULD SNAP LIKE A TWIG! Reno: Err..... I'm staying out of this! >Her eyelashes grew longer, Elena: Uh, that's called makeup... Rude: Shh... > her lips fuller and red, her eyes bluer and more >seductive. Her face was like a goddess.... her hair as golden as ... well... Reno [Laughing]: RUFUS'S ASS! GET IT!? Rude [Not laughing]: That was lame. *Whacks Reno* Elena [Also not laughing]: I agree. *Whacks Reno* Reno: Ow. Okay... >gold. She moaned in absolute joy and pleasure as two horny women's minds >converged into one... their arousal was the product of both girl's sexual >drive.. Ayastis couldn't even get up.. Rude: <"Ayastis"> I've fallen, and I can't get up! > one move of her body, her full, >horny, hot, sexy body made her climax on the spot. She was sent reeling into >absolute pleasure for several seconds, before she panted, gasping, her sweat >covered skin heaving over her huge tits, tried to get up again... All: THUNK! Elena: Ow, my back. > Seffie, Ayastis and Rifa all crawled into the bed, gasping...pausing >occasionally to squeeze themselves, Rude: *makes horn noises* >as Claeris finally joined them. > "e-everyone..." her voice was like a low woman's. Elena: Instead of a tinny man's? Reno: Well, You never know! > "i know this is an >unusual experiance, but-" She was broken off when she was pulled into the >other three's tangle of silky legs, full breasts and beautiful faces. > -fin All: Yay! We're done! *Doors open, and the three run like hell.* [1...2...3...4...5...6...] ------ Rude, Reno, and Elena sat patiently awaiting the wonder-haired boss that they had. After watching that lemon, they weren't too keen on thinking about it anymore. The button started to blink, and the three scrambled to push it. Rude got to it first, due to the fact of his height, and the fact that he tripped the two to get in there. "Hello, boys and girl, are you in pain?" Rufus asked with malicious intent showing quite obviously by the glint in his eyes. "Naw," Reno mumbled. Rude replied, "Negative, boss." "I've had worse trips to the bar with these two bozos," Elena said. "WHAT!?!" "You heard us, boss," Rude said to the intercom box. "It was quite boring and all, considering the fact that nothing really happened. I mean they all melted into each other and such, but there's a lot worse out there." Rufus shuddered on the other side. He was really hoping to break at least one of their spirits, specifically Rude's, as Tifa being in it. He had a back up plan though. "HOJO! PREPARE THE MATERIA!" Rufus screamed to the greasy haired scientist. "Already done, sir. Just waiting for your approval!" Hojo grinned, his hands on a piece of amber materia. "HEY! What are you going to do to me?! GET ME OFF THIS TABLE!" Reeve could be seen, bolted on the table, with Scarlet beside him, also bolted. Her eyes seemed to be closed, and she was mumbling a prayer of sorts. The three Turks gasped. "That's not what I think it is... Is it?" Elena's voice wobbled. "Oh, this is the BOND materia. It's not a lemonizer. Hojo found it in his lab and decided to make use of it, after being inspired by this fic," Rufus explained, "Reeve and Scarlet here seem to be 'all over' each other these days, so why not have them be our guest subjects?" "That's cruel, really cruel man..." Reno muttered. "Do it, Hojo," Rufus nodded to the scientist. The three Turks watched in horror as Reeve and Scarlet screamed and thrashed against their bonds, both squishing together like microwaved Play-doh. Hojo cackled and Rufus watched with interest as the process continued. Elena turned her head away when Rude and Reno both gasped. "...." Rude remained speechless, as usual. Hojo released the bonds and presented to Rufus the new member, a black haired woman whose "talent"[Auth note: Sailor Jupiter style "talent" ~_^] would've put Rude's pet Tifa to shame. "Oh my...." Hojo said, holding his nose. "I will call you, Scareevet..." "Howdy y'all! Kyahahaha!" The woman said. "NOOOOOOO!!!!" Rufus screamed. The materia seemed to take the worst aspects of both Scarlet and Reeve together. So now they were stuck with a hick who had the laugh of Scarlet. "Turn them back! TURN THEM BACK!" Elena, Rude, and Reno all began cracking up at this. So much for the name, "Lemonizer". "So, uh, Sirs?" Elena asked again. "Are you okay?" Nothing responded. Various screaming could be heard. "REEVE, NO! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE, NO! ANYONE BUT HOJO!" Reeve/Scarlet, walked up to the terminal, winked at the crew, and pushed the button. "Wait, can I have your num-" Rude was cut off. "This was the darkened items won't appear." Daravon declared. \ | / \ | / \ | / \|/ ------O------ /|\ / | \ / | \ / | \ --=\TOGG!/=-- [Feel free to hum your favorite song here] And so, My first Lemon Mistie comes to an end. It was a helluva long fic in the end, but I belive it was worth it. Send all your comments, questions, flames, praises, rants, spare 80's synthesizers, anything to: aeon_flux001@yahoo.com or visit my web page at: http://www.geocities.com/pipeline/halfpipe/2808 and sign the guestbook! Oh please, please, please! I'm so lonely. It'll help us both out. Thanks for staying with me on this one, and I hope to see y'all again.. >Rinoa giggled and exitedly took off her clothes.