Mystery Sabel Theater 3000.5 "Mix Up" and "Two Worlds, One Amy" Part 2. MSTed by Sabel4 Written by AmySonikku Website: http://sabel4th.tripod.com/MSTs/ MST3K & the related characters owned and copyrighted by Best Brains Inc. Sonic the Hedgehog (Da-da-Da-da-DAAAH!) and related characters are owned and copyrighted by SEGA "Two Worlds, One Amy", and "Mix Up" are owned and copyrighted by AmySonikku and all characters from said story she created. (SOL bridge) MIKE: Hi, I'm Mike Nelson up here on the Satellite of Love, and we're adjusting to life with two furries on-board. SONIC: (offscreen) I'm telling you, I'm not wearing that! TAILS: (offscreen) It doesn't even have a tail hole! Sonic's lucky. His stub of a tail poked through it! TOM: (offscreen) Yeah, well it's Satellite of Love dress code for orgo's! SONIC: (offscreen) Just because the only two organics you've seen wear jumpsuits doesn't mean we should! CROW: (offscreen) Gypsy tailored them just for you! TAILS: Ordered around by a bunch of robots! SONIC: And not well built robots too! TOM: YOU LITTLE! SONIC: (boing) oops. (A rabbit and a penguin comes hopping out onto the bridge.) MIKE: I'll go fix them. (We cut to why Priceline is right for you.) (SOL Bridge) MIKE: Well, the bots are back online after I reassembled them and put the animals back in. CROW: Since when did we have animals inside us? TOM: April Fools Day 2003. CROW: Ah. (In the other corner, Tails and Sonic are looking mad and wary in their jumpsuits.) SONIC: I don't get it, I TRIED to free you from your metal prison, but you didn't appreciate it. TAILS: It worked on E-102 Gamma! CROW: Yeah, and it turned him from a cool robot into a gay bird. TOM: YOU TRIED TO KILL US! (Anime style blurs in the background.) TOMMY MISSLE! (A small (1 cm) missile comes out of the top of Tom's head and hits Sonic.) SONIC: (as a 1 appears over his head.) That tickled! TAILS: How dare you try to attack Sonic! CROW: SHUT UP! ALL YOU DO IS SAY STUFF LIKE THAT! TAILS: LOOK! This is all I'm *good* at, *OKAY*? MIKE: Cool it guys, the Mads are calling. (Deep 13) EGGMAN: Are you ready for the invention exchange? (SOL) MIKE: Yep, and it's going to be a good one. TOM: After playing the great puzzler for the DS, Meteos, the licensing possibilities were endless. CROW: So we came up with these, the breakfast cereal MeteO's! TOM: They come in Rocketberry Fire! Blue Raspberry H2O! Lemon Zap! SONIC: Don't forget the annoyingly rare Time and Soul ones! TAILS: And it's part of a complete breakfast! (in quieter voice) Provided you take the vitamin shot that comes with it. (Deep 13) CHRIS: But you haven't showed us a box! Of sugary goodness! EGGMAN: Annoying brats right, I like to SEE the inventions. (SOL) MIKE: Err, yeah. About that. TAILS: I TOLD Tom to put them in the cargo hold. TOM: And I got the idea to sort them by color... TAILS: And we ended up with a hole in the ceiling. TOM: After fixing the hole in the ceiling, we'd lost them. HEY GYPSY! Where were they last spotted. GYPSY: (over Magic Voice) Impacting Paris. MIKE: The Eiffel tower's a lot smaller now. (Deep 13) EGGMAN: Our invention this week is called the Perfect Cell Phone. It looks like an ordinary cell phone but.. Chris, pull out your cell phone. CHRIS: Will do! (Pulls out a Hello Kitty cell phone) EGGMAN: (pulls out a green scaly cell phone) PERFECT CELL PHONE! ATTACK PHONE! (The Perfect Cell Phone's antenna extends and attaches to the other phone, which is sucked up the antenna into the phone.) PCPhone: Attack complete. Three ringers acquired. Mom Address Book entry acquired. Sonic, Tails, Amy, Knuckles, and Shadow entries also acquired. EGGMAN: Heh. (Dials a number.) Hello, is (Angel Island) KNUCKLES: Yeah, my refrigerator is running. WHAT! I'd better go catch it? You thought you could fool Knuckles? I don't even HAVE a refrigerator! I'll be around later to deliver a Power-R to the cheek. EGGMAN: Hey, you didn't come to this universe via the Chaos Control! KNUCKLES: Next time, lock your house before you go to another universe. EGGMAN: Ooops. (Deep 13) EGGMAN: Eep. Anyway, your fic for the day is "Mix Up" Chapters 1-6, by AmySonikku. But first, a short, part two of "Two Worlds, One Amy", also by AmySonikku. Of course, Sonic and fox-boy haven't seen part 1, so I'll upload that via the Jhosepl, Jha, Jhosephaean dataspike. (SOL) SONIC and TAILS: (a foot long spike with blood on it extends from the wall.) Eeep. (Rocket Number 9) (Screams of pain are heard and "THAT IS NOT A FURRY!". Then different screams of pain are heard.) (SOL) SONIC: Ow. (Move Sign Flashes) MIKE: We'VE GOT MOVIE SIGN! > Hello people. I'm really, really sorry that I haven't updated in a > long time. I got really sick. I had like this ball in my throat MIKE: That would hurt. > and > every time I swallowed something it would hurt so much. Also I had a > cold, and to make it worse I couldn't breath. CROW: Yeah, I can't breath either. TAILS: You're a bot. CROW: I've got a point still. > So I had to go to the > doctor and stay in bed for a couple of days. But now I'm getting > better. But what got me so happy is that I have a new friend in fan TOM: ch Fries. > fiction. I would love to say hi to sonamyluver. MIKE: Who does this guy think he is, Oscar? TAILS: Loving both WOULD be biologically impossible otherwise.. SONIC: I feel so violated. > I feel so loved when CROW: You're a Sonamylover. > you wrote that I'm your favorite author. And thanks to you I have > energy to write. And I'm writing this for you. Here's Chapter 8. > > Chapter 8: Red Trouble TOM: RED TROUBLE GIVES YOU WINGS! > > Amy woke up at 6AM. She took a shower, (Sonic wasn't watching. SONIC: Oh, yeah. THIS. I would NEVER do this. I guess it comes with being famous. TAILS: There was that one time you watched Cream... SONIC: Talk, and DIE. > Some > people asked me what's up with pervy Sonic? Well that was just for > the funny. MIKE: I made a funny. > I don't think there'll be more pervy Sonic anyway because > I'm getting to the tough part.) TOM: I guess it was "Chewy" before. > Got dressed, made breakfast, and was > watching the news. > > "Today's weather is going to be cloudy with a chance of a > thunderstorm in the afternoon. ALL: *COUGH*FORSHADOWING*COUGH* > Tomorrow its going to be sunny with a > high of 85." said the weather man. Amy was pouring orange juice into > her cup. She was thinking and not really paying attention to the > news. TAILS: (as TV) Residents are told to flee their homes, Godzilla and Mothra are after one "Amy Rose" and will destroy anything in there way. SONIC: (bad Amy voice) Can't listen, TV guy, thinking about Orange Juice. > > 'I never stole anything before. How could I just go inside a museum MIKE: Amy never completely understood the "door" thing. > and steal? It's wrong and if they catch me I'll be in jail for the > rest of my life' but little did Amy know TOM: How true. CROW: That a swarm of Ninja SWATbots was approaching her house. > that someone else was > planning to steal the chaos emerald. > > Acorn Castle > > "So you're saying to steal it from the museum and give it to you?" ALL: DADADAAAAAAAAAH! > asked a white bat. > > "Yes, so can you do it?" asked Sally. Sally was talking to the > Archie Rouge about stealing the chaos emerald. SONIC: Uh, she's a princess. Why would she need to steal it? She can do whatever she wants! TAILS: Hmm. The Archie Rouge. What other Rouge could she be possibly talking about? > They were sitting in > Sally's room. > > "Why should I steal a precious jewel that cost a lot and give it to > you?" TOM: (as Sally) Because I could throw you in jail otherwise. Or make you watch "Manos". > > "Because I could get you even more jewels." > > "How many jewels are we talking about?" CROW: Well, I can get you a lot of Ring Pops. > > "As much as you want." > > "Deal! Just tell me when and where." MIKE: Behind Moe's during the Witching Hour. Bring a sack lunch. > > Amy's House 9:30PM SONIC: They're going to take them to AMY'S HOUSE? How convenient. > > Amy was looking at the time. > > "It's now or never." she said going up stairs to get the other > emeralds. She got both of them. CROW: Little does Amy know we've replaced her Chaos Emeralds with Folgers crystals. TAILS: One was the Sun, the other one was the Moon. > > "OK I don't know how to use you so I'm going to ask you can you make > me look different?" TOM: A stream of cursed water sprayed from the emeralds. Amy-kun was born. SONIC: Don't make me think of that image. > The Chaos emeralds glowed brightly. When it > stopped Amy looked very different. Her quills became pink long hair, > her ears turned black, and her tail turned black and longer, and she > was wearing a black cat suit. She looked like a cat/hedgehog in a > cat suit with long pink hair. CROW: Rrrrow. > > "Wow this is pretty cool. What the? My voice changed. MIKE: (as Abraham Simpson) Dagnabit! > I hope this is > only temporary," said Amy as she got out of her house and headed to > the museum. > > Museum 9:45PM > > There was a white bat inside the museum searching for the jewel. She > had a fake jewel to replace it. TAILS: It has the same wavelength and properties as the real one, it just smells like the cat threw it up. > Then she heard someone. She quickly > hid behind something. She saw a person with long pink hair go near a > glass TOM: And drink it ALL up. > where the jewel was. The bat quickly ran and kicked the girl. SONIC: COMBO!!!! > She fell to the floor but didn't speak. Rouge tried to kick her > again, but missed and Amy got her leg CROW: (hyper) Got your leg! Got your leg! > and made her fall in her face. > Amy was in a dark corner but Rouge was well lit by the glass lights, > so it looked like she fell by herself. MIKE: Fell by herself? So Amy's next to herself! It's the Hyper Museum! > Rouge got up and kicked Amy > in her face. Amy played unconscious. Rouge fell for her trick and > went to get the chaos emerald. Rouge put the real emerald and put it > in front of Amy's face. TAILS: Nyaah Nyaah Nyaah! Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers. > > "I don't know who you are, girl, but you stink at stealing," said > Rouge whispering. Amy quickly grabbed the emerald from her and kicked > her to the wall. There was a small table and Rouge hit her head so > she was unconscious. When Rouge hit her head she made the security > system go off. Alarms were ringing everywhere. TOM: Santa Clause would soon be there. > Amy quickly got out > from where she came in, which was the roof. She did wall jumps in the > dark so no one would see her. SONIC: Except Santy Claus. Santa sees ALL! Nobody else can. Well, maybe Sauron. > The second Amy got out CROW: She WAS lying beside herself! There ARE two of her. MIKE: Double the Amy's, double the fun. SONIC: That image's gonna make me hurl. *BLEH!* TOM: And you say being a robot stinks. > the cops came > and found Rouge. Rouge woke up from the alarms and was trying to > escape but the cops got her. Amy was looking from the museum window > what was happening and left fast. > > Amy's House 10:30PM > > Amy got inside her house quickly and locked all the doors. TAILS: Since her house has around fifty doors with five locks apiece, she was unprepared when the Cops came. > > "Turn me back, Please," begged Amy. SONIC: (as emerald) You didn't say the magic word! TAILS: (as Amy) Alright. XYZZY! MIKE: (as Announcer) You are in a maze of twisty passages. Exits lead: north, south, east, west, and dennis. TAILS: (as Amy) Dennis. MIKE: (as Announcer) It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue. You are eaten by a grue. Exits lead: Down. SONIC: The Adventure sketch, everybody. > The red chaos emerald turned her > back to her short quilled, short tailed, hedgehogie self. Amy ran to > her room and locked her door. MIKE: Even though she already locked it. CROW: I feel like I'm reading a bad text adventure game. > She closed her curtains and took out > the two chaos emeralds from the white box. She threw them in her bed > and saw them glow. > > "That was pure luck. If that other thief want there TOM: He would have taken there instead. > with the fake > emerald and I stole this one I would have been caught. But it'll be > worth It." she said putting them inside the box and inside her > mattress. SONIC: I'm confused? Which emerald did she take? TAILS: You still care? TOM: I know for me, caring went away after "Robot Monster". > > "I'm so sleepy," she said lying on her bed and falling asleep. > > Sega Universe > > "That was close," said Sonic. They were watching this from the > beginning. CROW: So shouldn't this be at the top of the chapter? > > "But she got it and that's all that matters," said Shadow. > > "That was a neat trick she used?" said Rouge. MIKE: I don't know. Was the trick neat? CROW: There was a trick she used? TOM: Yeah, you couldn't get much less trickier than that without becoming Torgo. Or possibly a WereTorgo. > > "Yeah she hid in the dark so if the tape did catch her she wont be > seen." said Espio. SONIC: Unless it used infrared, or was just one 1337 camera. > > "Not just that but she played unconscious to fool the other Rouge." > said Knuckles. > > "Yeah well she's asleep. Go and talk to her Sonic. See you tomorrow > I'm going to bed," said Vector. Vector, Espio, Charmy, Cream, Tails, > Rouge, and Knuckles TAILS: Ralph Malph, the Fonz, Peter Lorry, > left to go to bed too. > > "Well see you late faker. Make sure you tell Amy she did a good job," > said Shadow leaving. > > "Oh no. You're not going anywhere," said Sonic. SONIC: You're going to stay here until your time-out is over. > > "What do you mean?" asked Shadow. ALL: Oh no. You're not going anywhere! > > "I mean you are going to talk to Amy tonight. She needs to learn to > trust everybody not just me so good luck." said Sonic pushing Shadow > out of his room. CROW: (as Sonic, shouting) MAKE SURE TO SPY ON HER IN THE SHOWER! SONIC: HEY! > > End of Chapter 8 > > OK please review. I promise I'll write more. Hi again to sonamyluver, > new best friend. Sorry I took so long to update. My parents planned > a surprise MIKE: Supplies! ALL: *CRICKETS* > vacation so I was gone for a while, but now I'm back. > Nothing much to say except that I have a reserved copy of Shadow The > Hedgehog and you don't, haha. SONIC: It's not like it's going to be sold out. Shadow isn't that popular. TOM: (whispers in Sonic's ear) SONIC: WHAT! > Oh it's Ok you changed your name > sonamyluver or LittleStar22. I was going to originally name myself > AmyStar16 but I like people to think I love Sonamy. So I was going to > call myself Sonamy16, but it sounded boring so I switched Amy first > and then Sonic and forgot about 16. CROW: Anybody get that? TAILS: (straining) Hmm. Sonamyluver is LittleStar22, which is what AmySonikku was going to call herself when she was 16 and called Sonamy16, so Sonic is a gay robot! SONIC: There are so many things wrong with that statement. And no, I'm not gay. And even if I was, I'd still have higher standards then to go out with you. > Here's Chapter 9. > > Chapter 9: Which Shadow? Part 1 of 2 > > Amy was waiting to see Sonic. She wasn't proud of stealing, she was > proud she could steal and get away with it MIKE: Cause else she'd be re-named Thief and the museum curator would zap her and kill her next time she entered the museum. > When she got to her dream > she saw Sonic sitting under the tree. He looked black. CROW: Hey hey! African-American! > Amy got a > little scared. > > 'Maybe it's just the shadow of the tree making him look black.' she > thought, as she got closer. He had his head down looking at the > ground. SONIC: The Super-Sayain hair should give it away. > > "Sonic, you OK?" asked Amy scared. His head quickly turned to her > when she finished speaking, making her jump. Amy backed away slowly. TOM: Sloooooooowly. > > "You're not Sonic." she said scared then she noticed who he was. > "Shadow?" TAILS: Sorry, this is Edgar the hedgehog. I've come to tell you we're selling generic herbal Viagra at cheap prices. > > Shadow got up slowly, starched his arms, and yawned. > > "About time you got here. Do you know how long I've been waiting?" SONIC: (as Shadow) About five minutes. WHICH IS FIVE MINUTES TOO LONG! > asked Shadow smiling and getting closer to her. Amy backs away. > > "I'm sorry I didn't know you were coming," said Amy scared. Shadow > saw the fear in her eyes. MIKE: (As Shadow) Don't worry, you shouldn't fear me... Y0U 5|-|0U1D |>|-|34R T3|-| R34|>3R! > > "You're afraid of me, aren't you?" asked Shadow. > > "Afraid of you, no way. What made you think that?" asked Amy still > scared. CROW: The subtitles, stupid. > Amy was scared of the Archie Shadow and thought it was he. > > "I'm not who you think I Am." TOM: I'm a ROCKET MAN! > said Shadow. Amy stopped. > > "So you're not Shadow?" asked Amy. TAILS: (as Shadow) No. I just have the same wavelength and properties as the real one. > > "Yes... I mean No ...wait ...Yes. ...Or maybe... No. MIKE: Maybe just saying "an alternate Shadow" would help? > I'm Shadow but not the > Shadow that you're thinking of," said Shadow. SONIC: I'm Shadow 1346. 1-1345 are to the right, 1347-2000 to the left. > > "But I'm thinking that you're Shadow. So how can you be Shadow when > you're not the Shadow that I think you are but the Shadow that's > you?" asked Amy confused. CROW: (as Shadow) Yes, I'm me. If I were anybody else, I'd also be me. But I'm me. > > "I'm Shadow, but not the Shadow that you're thinking of or the Shadow > in you're world," said Shadow. TOM: What's her problem? She gets alternate Sonic's instantly, but two Shadows faze her. TAILS: Just be glad she's not here during the Archie comic where about 5000 alternate Sonic's meet. MIKE: (as Amy) So you're the Shadow who's the Shadow from the Shadow who beats up Sonic with a Shadow crowbar. Shadow Shadow Shadow Shadow. > > "Sooo, there's three Shadows?" asked Amy counting with her fingers. > Shadow smacked his head. SONIC: And then hers. Repeatedly. And by "smacked" I meant mutilated with a rubber ducky. And by "rubber" I mean adamantium spiked. > > "Let me make this easy. There are 2 Shadows. I am the Shadow from the > other world," said Shadow. > > "So then you're the dead Shadow?" asked Amy. CROW: Let's just stick with that or we'll be up all night. MIKE: Well, you see, I WAS dead, until a bunch of fanboys came and gave me CPR and requests to Sonic Team. Basically, they disbelieved my death so much it never happened. SONIC: SO THAT'S how he escaped certain death. I'll have something for those fanboys later. > > "NO! I'M THE SHADOW FROM THE WORLD THAT THE SONIC FROM YOUR DREAMS > COMES VISIT YOU!" screamed Shadow. Amy looked at him. TAILS: (as Amy) I like this Shadow because it's whiter. > > "So you're not dead?" asked Amy. Shadow gave her a deadly look that > if looks could kill she would be dust. > > "Sorry I was just playing." said Amy as Shadow turned his back on > her. CROW: Bom-chicka-chicka-wow-wow. > > "I came to tell you that Sonic said you did a good job," said Shadow > plainly. TOM: (as Amy) Good. Bye! > > "Then why did you come? Why didn't he come like every other night?" > asked Amy. MIKE: (as Shadow) Tonight's the night he tries to take over the world. > > "Because he said that you need to learn to trust everybody not just > him." said Shadow. There was a long silence. Shadow was going to turn > around to look at her. But before he knew it Amy was hugging him from > his back. SONIC: (as Shadow) Oh, would you PLEASE STOP GLOMPING ME! I've got more attractive fangirls doing it 24/7 back home. > > "I missed you too Shadow." said Amy. > > "If you missed me so much why were you afraid of me?" asked Shadow. TAILS: I failed my fear roll. Darn my low constitution! > > "Well because the other Shadow is really scary and I thought this > would be a nightmare," said Amy. Shadow just petted her head. > > "So any dream that has me in it automatically makes it a nightmare?" > asked Shadow smiling. CROW: Except for the wet dreams, Yes. > > "Well not all of them I guess, but 99.8of the times yes and .2 no." > said Amy smiling. TOM: .3% of the time, I forget to use % signs. > > "So there a big chance this is a nightmare?" asked Shadow. > > "No because I remember you, sort of anyway, and you use to take care > of me like you were my big brother." said Amy. MIKE: Even though there's no cannon proof for it, what the hey. > > "Right anyway we need to get back to business." said Shadow > separating from her. > > "Ok do you know where the next emerald is?" asked Amy. SONIC: (as Shadow) Perhaps this will help: It's really quite A simple task for you Look up, and down > > "Yes and No." said Shadow sitting down under a tree. > > "What do you mean yes and no? Either you do or you don't so do you > know?" asked Amy sitting down with him. MIKE: Could she just ask a normal question for once. CROW: Whether or not she can ask a normal question or whether she cannot may depend on whether AmySonikku can write or not? > > "Let me put it this way. I know that the other me has an emerald but > I don't know where he is." said Shadow. TAILS: Other than the radio reports saying "Shadow is currently holding up a large bag of cash in front of the golden donut statue in Knothole. TOM: There's a golden donut statue in Knothole? SONIC: It's not that popular of a tourist attraction. > > "Oh I get it. I think the other you is in one of Eggman's old bases. > But I only know where three of them are." said Amy. > > "Well then check all three," said Shadow as a small breeze passed by. MIKE: Or check two, and then the one. > > "But they're very far from each other. Checking all of them would > take me at least three weeks on foot." said Amy looking at him. > > "Well then teleport." said Shadow looking at her. CROW: Unless you need the exercise, or are trying the "No Teleport" question. > > "Oh yeah, I forgot." said Amy with a hand behind her back and a sweat > drop. > > "Well teleport to each base and look for Shadow, I mean me, or him. > Whatever you know who I'm talking about right?" said Shadow. TAILS: (as Amy) So I teleport to each Shadow and look for a gay robot? SONIC: (as Shadow) You're a dumb girl, Amy. > > "Yeah, the other you," said Amy smiling. > > "Good, now what do you and the faker do till you wake up?" asked > Shadow getting up. TOM: Discuss Sonic peeping on me. MIKE: (as Shadow) That FAKER! SONIC NO PERVERT! > > "We talk about how life use to be like when I was there," said Amy as > Shadow helped her up. CROW: (as Amy) He told me about how Ralph-Malph and the Fonz... MIKE: (as Shadow) That was Happy Days. CROW: (as Amy) Shut up. Just shut up. > > "Does he tell you about all his embarrassing moments?" asked Shadow > smiling evilly. > > "No. What does he do?" asked Amy. TAILS: (as Shadow) There was that one time he professed his love for somebody and accidentally found out he was talking to a dude. SONIC: SHUT UP! Tails, you got the wrong idea from that. > > "Well once he promised that he was going to have a pick-nick and to > everybody to meet him in the park at 2PM. We all got there at 2 and > it was 3PM and still no Sonic. So we went home to see what was up > with him and when we got home he was in his room yelling things like > 'here comes Stations Squares most coolest rock star: Sonic the > Hedgehog'. And then he would play his guitar, which is actually > yours, and when he was done he would yell 'thank you people I'll be > here till Friday'" said Shadow imitating what Sonic was doing that > day. Amy was bursting with laughter at Sonic's little rock star > moment. TOM: (as Shadow) Although he does play a mean Mr. Roboto, even though he changed the lyrics. > > "If you think that was funny wait till you hear this." > > End of Chapter 9 > > Well please review. I'll have the next chapter to One Long Night in a > day. This is a Sonamy Story not Shadamy. Just so you know. MIKE: Because, you know, you MIGHT get the wrong idea from the peeping tom stuff. > Sorry that I took so long to update. I explained it in my other > story. Nothing to say but that I'm starting The I Hate Sally club. > All you have to do to be in is send me and E-mail saying that you > want to be in it. Each week I will send you a pic of Sally doing and > being her stupid self. I told you I hated Sally. Evil stupid > Squirrel. > > Which Shadow Part 2 of 2 > > Sega Universe > > When Shadow woke up he went down stairs for breakfast. ALL: *INTENSE*WHEATIES*ACTION* > > "So what did she say?" asked Charmy scaring him half to death. TOM: (as Shadow) AAH! BEES! I'M ALERGIC TO BEES! > > "She said that it would be nice if you guys didn't watch her for one > day that she could find the emerald easier like that." CROW: (as Shadow) Personally, I think we should watch and say we didn't. > said Shadow > getting a chair and sitting down. > > "That's it? I thought she would have said more," said Sonic. > > "Yeah she said that when you come back to her dreams she is going to > kill you for making her steal the emerald. SONIC: (as Shadow) However, she can't wait to see you. > She said something about > revenge or torture. I don't know I forgot," said Shadow drinking > milk. TAILS: (as Shadow) Speaking of which, do you know milk has more calcium then some rocks? > > "That's the last time I send you to her dreams. You can't even > remember what she said. I bet you just made up the part about her > killing Me.," said Sonic pointing at him. MIKE: Besides, if Amy attacked, what would happen? TAILS: (punching buttons on PDA) AMY used HAMMER BLOW! 1 HP! SONIC used ANCHIENT LIGHT! 999 HP! AMY FAINTED! AND THEN DIED! > > "Think what you want. She said to not see her today. So I'm going to > be in my room. And to make sure you don't see her I will have the > S.O.W. machine." Shadow disappeared into his room. CROW: (as Shadow) Little does he know I'm going to sell it to pay off my Netflix bill. > > "OK today I'm going to see Amy. Maybe she will talk more to Me.," > said Tails. > > "Yeah I think she was afraid of Shadow," said Espio standing in the > corner. TOM: Or the dead bunny hanging around his neck. > > Shadow's Room > > "OK I'll be the only one watching her. The Shadow in her world is too > dangerous. If I let them see him hurt her they would kill me. TAILS: (as Shadow) Even though he's not me, they really don't need an excuse to punch the crud out of me. > " said > Shadow turning on the machine. > > Archie Comics > > After Amy woke up she quickly got ready. She wanted to get this over > with already. She was wearing her red dress, boots, and headband. SONIC: ENOUGH WITH THE COSTUMES! > She > also changed her eye color to green. (In my story she has blue eyes. > FYI) MIKE: Well, uh, now she doesn't, but that's how things work. > > 'I hope that Shadow's plan works' Amy thought as she walked out of > her house. > > Robotnik's first base ALL: ARE BELONG TO US! CROW: Was oddly in front of her front door. > > Amy walked in the abandoned base. It was totally destroyed. The walls > had big holes with wires coming out it was dark too. TOM: She unfortunately lacked the intelligence to flip the light switch. > Even though it > was daytime. Amy had to use a flashlight. You could hear each one of > her footsteps echo through the room. SONIC: Echo. Echo. Echo. SQUEAK!!!! Echo. Echo. > > "Hello! Shadow are you here!" yelled Amy. But no answer. She saw > something move on the dark TAILS: (singing) I'm walking on darkness. O-o-o-O-OH! > she shown her flashlight in the direction > but nothing was found. MIKE: (as Shadow, as offstage) TRY TURNING IT ON! > > "I came to talk to you! I can help you get rid of Sonic!" yelled Amy > but still no answer. She decided to look in another base. But little > did she know SONIC: Period. > that she was being followed. > > Robotnik's second base > > Again this base was destroyed. CROW: Overkill. > > "Shadow are you here! I can help you fight Sonic!" Yelled Amy walking > around she was scared but willing to CROW: be Shadow's mother in law. > get the emerald. > > Flashback > > "But that Shadow is so strong how am I going to take the emerald?" > asked Amy. TOM: (as Shadow) Well, extend ones right hand, grasp firmly... > > "Simple I noticed that the other Shadow really wants to kill Sonic. TAILS: (as Shadow) I do, too, but I hide it in a corner of my soul... Why are you staring like that? > So when you go looking for him tell him that you can help him get rid > of Sonic." said Shadow. > > "But how and what should I tell him?" asked Amy. ALL: THAT YOU CAN HELP HIM GET RID OF SONIC. TELL HIM WHEN YOU SEE HINM! > > "Tell him to use you for bait and attack when he comes." CROW: I think that kind of plan requires that Sonic cares about her. > > End Of Flashback ALL: Da-da-da-DAAAH! > > Amy gave up looking for him in that base and went to the other. She > was still being followed. > > Robotnik's last base TOM: Was located in downtown Toledo, Ohio. > > This base didn't look so bad but it was still dark. It was about 3PM > now. MIKE: She was late for brunch with the Tibbles. > She had been looking for him for eight hours now. (At what time > did she start? First reviewer to answer will get their name in the > next chapter pen name that is) SONIC: Hmm, the next chapter is called pen name. It must be where the emeralds are hidden in a really bad fanficton. > This base was darker than the other. > > "Shadow I can help you get rid of Sonic! Come out and I'll show you > my plan!" TAILS: (as Amy) I'll need a two story panty raid ladder, and a repeating tape of "Louie Louie." > yelled Amy. She was about to turn around until she felt > someone behind her. She was so scared that she was about to faint. MIKE: The most logical thing to do. > > "So what IS your plan?" asked the figure. Amy turned around and saw > that it was Shadow. She looked at him for a long time comparing him > to the other Shadow. They looked very different. SONIC: Especially because the Archie Shadow had been transformed into a bowling ball by Avant-Guard mad scientists. TAILS: OH MY GOD! THAT BOWLING BALL! IT'S SHADOW! > Archie Shadow had an > ' I'm going to kill you' look, while Sega Shadow had a heart broken, CROW: And died three minutes later. > sad look. Archie Shadow's quills were all different sizes and messy, > while Sega Shadow's quills are the same length and organized. TOM: I told you they's was organized! > Also > Archie Shadow's chest fur was yellow and messy, and Sega Shadow's > chest fur was white and neat. CROW: (as little Girl) I like this one cause it's whiter. > > "Well answer me! I've been following you around looking for me. So > what is your plan to kill Sonic?" asked Shadow. Amy felt very scared. MIKE: (as Amy) I... PSYCH! > > "Um..." Amy couldn't speak. > > "Well thank you for wasting my time!" yelled Shadow about to leave. ALL: YEAH! THANK YOU! > > "Wait! M-my p-plan is t-to..." Amy stopped. > > "Yes keep going." said Shadow waiting to hear the rest. SONIC: (as Amy) Oops. I forgot. > > "I was thinking that you would use me for bait to get Sonic and > attack when he comes to rescue Me." said Amy closing her eyes. Shadow > stood still thinking. He started to walk around her. TAILS: (as Shadow) What makes you think he'll come? > > "So what made you have a change of heart? I mean I thought that you > loved him?" asked Shadow. CROW: (as Amy) Frontal lobotomies change a lot of things. > > "I did, but he doesn't love me so why keep trying," said Amy standing > still. Shadow kept walking around her looking at her up and down. > > "So you mean like 'if I cant have you no one can'?" TOM: Actually, it's more along of the lines of "Sucks to be you." > > "Yeah I guess so," said Amy beginning to sweat. > > "Hm I like your style. So how do I know I can trust you?" said Shadow > looking into her face. MIKE: Uh, you don't? > > "Well I don't know. But if you wont help me get rid of Sonic I'll go > to-" Amy was beginning to walk away but Shadow caught her arm. > SONIC: (as Shadow) HAH! Now I've got you kidnapped, and NO DEAL! > "Wait, you really want to get rid of Sonic?" he asked. > > "Yes I do." said Amy. > > "Ok fine I trust you," said Shadow letting her go. TAILS: Pretty easy to get his trust. > > "How well? Would you trust me with your life?" asked Amy. > > "Yes I would trust you with anything." said Shadow trying to keep her > from leaving. MIKE: (as Shadow) Even my gold copy of Legend of Zelda. > > "Well to make this convincing you have to give me your chaos emerald > so I-" > > " Wait you want me to give you my chaos emerald?" asked Shadow not > liking the idea. CROW: Couldn't Amy just run off with it? Shadow is smarter than this. SONIC: No he isn't. Remember that time we told him Maria was hiding and would appear at midnight in the deep freeze? TAILS: He still has freezer burn. > > "Yeah so I could go to Sonic and show it off. Then that would be my > excuse for being kidnapped by you. Besides I thought you said you > trusted me?" asked Amy. > > "Fine, but if you were to go to Robotnik what would his reason for > capturing you be?" asked Shadow giving her the emerald. CROW: Because he's got a fetish for hedgehog women? > > "Robotnik doesn't need an excuse for hurting people. He always does > it," said Amy taking away the emerald. > > "So now you are going to go and show off and tomorrow meet me here at > 7AM, got it? And if you think that I will forget you, you are wrong. > I will remember your face if you don't bring it back." said Shadow. TOM: (as Shadow) That's right, George. > > "Don't worry I'll take good care of the emerald. And thanks for > giving it to Me." said Amy. SONIC: Way to blow the plan, Amy. > > "I didn't give it to you to keep It." said Shadow. > > "Yes you did. Bye now." said Amy teleporting back to her house. TAILS: Night Night! > > "Wait a minute! Come back you fing traitor!" TOM: (starts vibrating) According to www.dictionary.com, a fing is an acronym for Financial Group. MIKE: YOU BETRAYED MY FINANCIAL GROUP! DIE! > yelled Shadow after Amy > disappeared. > > Amy's house > > Amy quickly went to the bathroom to change her cloths. CROW: Change her clots? She's a bleeder! MIKE: That's cloths, not clots. CROW: Still doesn't make any sense. > When she was > done she burned them and the boots and her headband. ALL: WHEEE! FIRE! > She put on the > clothing she bought in chapter 5. And she changes her eye color back > to blue. > > "I better hope Shadow doesn't remember my face that well," SONIC: Oh, yeah, eye color. He's REALLY going to notice your eye color and say "That can't be her." > said Amy > putting the emerald away. It was the green chaos emerald. > > "Ok now I have a pink one, a blue one, a red one, and now a green > one. That's one, two, three, four chaos emerald. Yes I only need > three more," said Amy jumping on her bed. TAILS: This sounds like a Dr. Seuss book. > > Sega Universe MIKE: (c) Namco, 2004. > > "Well, that was easier than I thought." said Shadow getting ready to > sleep. CROW: (as Sonic, in other room) Now it's time to spy on her.... With sexy results. > > "Only three more emeralds, and she'll be home," said Shadow before > falling asleep. > > End Of Chapter 10 TOM: Amy and friends looked for Shadow, in very long scene > > Ok people i need you to review my story or i'll take longer to > update. just kidding. but please review my story or i will not update > untillI get 95 reviews in total. SONIC: (looking at Cambot) If any of you get any brilliant ideas, forget it. (crash sound) EGGMAN: (over PA) Great, just when I fixed the fourth wall. > remember first one to answer get > their pen name in the next chapter in the beginning. everyone else who > answers will get their name in the end of the chapter. -----------------------MIX UP STARTING!!!!!!!-------------------------- ALL: IT'S FIC TWO TIME!!!! > > To start with I don't own any of the Sonic characters. But if I did I > would be making lots of cartoons about some of my stories and the > other stories in Here's one of my fan Character Talia Fox. SONIC: Never heard of the "Here's one of my fan Character Talia Fox" universe. MIKE: What a creative name. SONIC: Hey look, Tails, it's who you want to be! TAILS: THAT'S NOT TRUE! I JUST LIKE TO WEAR DRESSES! > She > is...well a fox close to Tails' age. Anyway here is the first chapter > of this story. > > Before The Mix Up Part 1 > > Sonic and friends (why is it always Sonic and Friends?) CROW: Because Mr. Rogers and friends was taken. > , who had just > finished the all out war against Eggman's evil robot army, were > talking a relaxing day off at Emerald Hotel. > > Flashback TOM: TO THE FUTURE! > > There was a thunderstorm and Sonic was fighting Eggman's now robot, > the Egg Emperor III. (Like in Sonic Heroes but a silver color) MIKE: And three. > > "This is the end rodent! Soon this world will be mine! HAHAHAHAHA" > said Eggman. > > "Don't you ever get tiered of saying that." tease Sonic. SONIC: (as Eggman) NO! I'm only Tier 3. DARN THAT 680 Base Stat requirement! > > "I don't think he even realizes that he already lost." said Amy. TAILS: Since when was Amy ever useful in a fight? CROW: Since AmySonikku turned her into a possession avatar. > > "Then I think we better make him realize. What do you say guys?" > asked Sonic. > > "I'VE JUST HAD ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOU! EGG EMPEROR, GET AMY MIKE: TO WASTE MY TIME WHEN I COULD BE DOING SOMETHING MORE USEFULL TO WINNING THE BATTLE LIKE SMOKING MORE CRACK! > AND DESTROY > ANYONE WHO GETS IN YOUR WAY!" yelled Eggman. At the same time many > other small red robots were attacking them. TOM: (as robots, monotone) Chaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgeeee. > > "Typical, it's always Me." says Amy fighting some of Eggman's smaller > robots. The Egg Emperor was heading for Amy but Sonic made sure he > didn't even get close to her. > > "Hey you piece of junk!" Sonic yelled. The Robot looked at him. SONIC: (as robot) Are you talking to me? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME! TAILS: (as Sonic) Eep. No. > > "Yeah I'm talking to you, ugly. Why don't you take on people stronger > than you? Like lets say...ME!" yelled Sonic doing a spin dash on the > robot. But the robot used a bubble shield that threw Sonic back. MIKE: (as Sonic) Hey! That's not fair! Usually you just blow up and die. > > "HAHAHAHAHA. I have added some new features to my robot army. They > are ten times as strong as they use to be. Think you could still stop > them?" asked Eggman. SONIC: Uh, yes. Now apparently they won't explode in contact with water. TAILS: Hey, remember that one time he had 10,000 robots and there were just two of us? And they all exploded because he touched one funny? SONIC: Yeah, that was great. > > "I know. I was just stalling!" yelled Sonic. Then the Egg Emperor was > exploding from some parts. TOM: Man, that is cruddy construction. Some parts just randomly explode, then the rest of it. > > "What?" asked Eggman? Then a plane came from out of the smoke. It was > the Tornado 2. > > "Great job, Tails. Now go help Amy and the others fight the robots, > I'll finish this piece of junk." said Sonic. TAILS: But it already exploded! SONIC: I'm still going to finish it. > > "OK, be careful," said Tails Flying off to help the others fight. > Meanwhile Amy and the others are fighting the robots. Knuckles was > punching all the robots he could. > > "Where-do- they-all-come-from?" asked Knuckles getting tiered from > punching all the robots. MIKE: IT'S TIRED! JEEZ! CROW: And since when is Knuckles Italian? > > "Who-knows-but-we-have-to-keep-fighting" said Rouge kicking some > robots. ALL: *EXTREME**HYPHENATING**ACTION* > > "Knuckles, Rouge, watch out behind you!" yelled Amy. More robots were > coming from behind them and they froze. Then gun shorts came and > destroyed the robots. TOM: Fresh off the GUN members. > > "What?" asked Knuckles and Rouge? Then turned to see it was Julie-Su > who fired the gunshots along with Vector, Espio, Charmy, Rob, Mina, > Talia, Shadow, Cream, Cheese, and Mighty. CROW: Who's Julie-Su? SONIC: I think she's Knuckles' girlfriend. MSTer's Note: I only know this from the "Public Access Weasel" MST on EWIC. Check it out. It's good. > > "Need help?" asked Julie-Su. > > "You bet!" said Knuckles. Everybody was fighting using nothing but > their best abilities and maybe some weapons. MIKE: Maybe. I really can't tell. Come up with what they're fighting with you lazy #*#**#! > Amy was not using her > hammer anymore. She had been trying to get faster and it worked. She > wasn't as fast as Sonic or Shadow but she was good enough. She used > the homing attack on all the robots that came to her. TAILS: Even though she DOESN'T HAVE the homing attack. SONIC: Except in battle mode! TAILS: That doesn't count. > > "Hey Amy need help?" asked Mina helping her fight. > > "You bet," said Amy. Mina and Amy ran in a line, Mina in front when TOM: They suddenly transformed into toasters. THE END. > it looked like Mina was going to attack she jumped and Amy attacked. > They made a pretty and cool team. CROW: Wouldn't that be a "pretty cool team"? MIKE: I think they mean Amy/Mina are cool and pretty. SONIC: That is SO not true. > > Julie-Su used her guns to destroy the robots she was close to > Knuckles. But Rouge was giving her a little competition. SONIC: (as Rouge) Here, have some competition! I made it myself! TAILS: (as Julie-Su) That is SO cute! > Cream, > Cheese, Charmy, and Talia fought together in a group since they were > the younger ones. Vector punched them; Espio turned invisible and > kicked the crud out of them TOM: (as Robot) I'm gonna need some more crud. > , and Mighty punched too. Rob used his > arrows to shoot the enemy. TAILS: ARROWED! > His arrows were so strong they went > through many robots before stopping. > > Sonic destroyed the Egg Emperor III. MIKE: This guy posed less of a threat than Master Evil. > > "What were you saying about the world again Eggman?" asked Sonic. TOM: (as Eggman) It's big and round. > > "THE WORLD MIGHT NOT BE MINE TODAY AND MAYBE NOT TOMORROW, BUT IT > WILL BE MINE ONE DAY. AND WHEN IT IS YOU ARE ALL GOING TO PAY. > HAHAHAHAHA!" yelled Eggman. Then Eggman flew away in his chair thing. CROW: DO THAT FUNKY CHAIR THING! > > End Of Flashback > > Anyway it was a nice sunny day. You could feel the breeze cool you > down. The whole day was going perfect for Sonic and his friends. SONIC: Except that Amy was there. > Sonic was sitting in his beach chair under an umbrella near the pool. > He had his eyes closed but wasn't sleeping. Amy was inside the hotel > cooking lunch. SONIC: (shudders) TAILS: She cooks almost as bad as Akane! SONIC: (as Amy) Would you like your fish and trouser omelet burnt or extra crispy? MIKE: Come on, she can't be THAT BAD! TAILS: She actually tried to serve us fish and trouser omelets once. > She was wearing light blue jeans that reached a little > past her knees, a white small strip shirt that showed her stomach, > light blue sandals, light blue headband, and long gloves that could > show her fingers. ALL: AAAAH! RATLIFF! CROW: This is almost identical to the outfit in the LAST fic. > Mina was with Amy talking to her. Julie-Su was with > Mina and Amy helping her cook. SONIC and TAILS: (more shudders) > Shadow was talking to Espio because > they're both quiet they understand each other more. Vector was > watching Cream, Cheese, Charmy, Talia, and Tails play. MIKE: Vector seems kinda stoned. > Mighty was > watching them play too. Rob was talking to Amy with Mina, and > Julie-Su. Knuckles was watching TV and Rouge was cleaning her jewels. TOM: This is pointless. > > "So how long do you think you will stay?" asked Amy. > > "Thy is not sure, cousin, but if thee wants thy to stay here longer, > I will." said Rob. TAILS: For thy shall speak in thou annoying Robin Hood accent. > > "Yeah, Amy if you want us to stay here we will." said Mina. > > "Besides its good to visit a friend once in a while." said Julie-Su. > > "Yeah that's a good idea," said Amy laughing. Then they all laughed. > SONIC: They couldn't stop laughing. They all died of suffocation. MIKE: You wish. > "How come you came to help fight? I thought you hated Sonic?" asked > Espio. > > "I do hate the faker. I just came to be part of the fight," said > Shadow. CROW: (as Shadow) And for the free COUPONS! > > "Tag. Your it Cheese" said Cream. They were playing tag. TOM: Don't tell me it's "Low impact tag" > > Life seemed good like nothing could go wrong. But that was just it. > It 'seemed' like life was good. SONIC and TAILS: Amy's around. That's not good. > > End of Chapter 1 > > Ok please read and Review. I would like to say hi to my favorite > authors Amy Chao, Princess Peachie, Bibicuti33, and Emmychao. I love > you guys or girls. I hope you read my story. Please. ALL: PLEASE! PLEASE! MIKE: We don't even get a choice. (HOST SEGMENT TIME) (SOL, Mike onstage) MIKE: Alright, is everybody ready? Since we got "Megaman Anniversary Collection" lately, we've had this idea popping around. We're going to have a "Who Wants to be a Robot Master" contest. Each of the bots have been hard at work coming up with mods for their system to compete. The judges will be me, and over the Hexfield, direct from his secret mountain lair, the master himself, Dr. WILLY! (The Hexscreen opens) DR.W: I'd just like you to know, that if any of you really impress me, I'll consider pulling the satellite down so you can join me in MegaMan9! MIKE: And there's the reward. In order to keep Sonic and Tails from going nuts with all the robots about, I ordered them to do a meaningless task in the cargo hold. SONIC: (offscreen) Only five thousand more Chaos Pennies, Nickels, and Dimes to sort! TAILS: (offscreen) We'll get them done before they'll otherwise explode! MIKE: Now, the first contestant, Crow as SpamMan! (Crow walks out. His net is now made of spam, and the spam emblem is on his chest. His left arm is now an arm canon.) CROW: I am SPAMMAN! With my mighty SPAM CANNON I can flood MegaMan's systems in seconds with generic herbal V1A4GA ads. MIKE: Wow, Crow, that's a nice costume.. DR.W: (cutting him off) Weakness? CROW: Uh, I don't have one. DR.W: Great. Can't be a good robot master without a weakness. Do you randomly jump and fire? CROW: Actually, I hide behind an Adamantium Wall, and beat the crud out of him by carefully aiming. DR.W: (sighs) Do these people have any clue? Do you at least have a themed level? CROW: It's about five rooms of nothing but spikes and Sniper Joes standing on them. DR.W: NEXT! MIKE: He seemed really good and evil. A. DR.W: He met none of my requirements. F. (Gypsy walks on. She is painted black, and pouting.) GYPSY: I'm EmoGirl. With my Pouting Cannon, I can make MegaMan commit suicide to get away from me. My weakness is the Psychiatry Cannon from PsychoMan. DR.W: Good. GYPSY: I'M NOT GOOD! IT'S ALL BAD! I HATE YOU ALL! (runs off) MIKE: Ooookay. (TOM walks in. He looks like Metal Sonic from Sonic CD) TOM: Originality's not all it's cracked up to be, so I'm MetalSonic Man, but due to NES limitations, you can call me MetSonMan. SONIC: (offscreen) Hey, we're done with the change! Tails invented a Chaos Emerald powered sorting machine and... (walks on) METAL SONIC! IT'S YOU! TOM: No, it's me, Tom! SONIC: Face the invincible combat wrath of my tiger style blade technique! But... You... 're Metal Sonic. The same guy who beat the crud out of me SO many times in Sonic CD! AAAAAAAAH! (runs offstage) TAILS: (walks in) I've got to apologize for that, Sonic's still got PTSD from that game. No, wait, that one he only is scared half to death of the bosses. Sonic Labyrinth is the one he got PTSD from. (Buzzer goes off) ALL: AAAH! WE'VE GOT MOVIE SIGN! (Deep 13) EGGMAN: When Knuckles comes, he's gonna get a face load of pain. (Yells offscreen) Is the trap ready? CHRIS: Yep! The sign is on the door! (Theater) > > > Thanks for the reviews. I think I will put more authors in my > favorite authors list, maybe. Anyways let to story continue. > > Before The Mix Up Part 2 > > Amy, Mina, and Julie-Su were done cooking so they told Rob to get the > rest of them. SONIC: And they all told Rob to stop speaking like a pirate! TAILS: Uh, he's doing a medieval accent, not a pirate. SONIC: Really? MIKE: Uh, yeah. CROW: Yep. TOM: No doubt about it. SONIC: AAH! MY ENTIRE VIEWPOINT IS SHATTERED! > > "Hey Rob, mind if we tell you to get everyone to come and eat?" asked > Amy. > > "Sure, thy would love to." said Rob getting up. TOM: It is better than thy sitting around on thou couch getting thy drunk. > > "Tell them that we are going to eat outside," said Julie-Su. Rob said > Ok and went to get everybody. He first walked to the living room, > where Knuckles, Espio, and Shadow were, and told him to come and eat. > The living room had white walls, two creamed colored sofas CROW: BAD CREAM! DON'T COLOR THE SOFAS! > , a big > flat screen TV, and some picture of everybody on the walls. > > "Knuckles, Espio, and Shadow, thee can come and eat now." Rob said. SONIC: Anybody else find him REALLY annoying> ALL but SONIC: YES! > > "Coming." they all said at the same time. > > "We are eating outside," said Rob walking away. > > "Got it," they said together again. Rob walked to the playroom, where > Vector, Mighty, Cream, Cheese, Tails, Talia, and Charmy were at. TAILS: I'm older than six. It's just that everybody forgot my past six birthdays, so they all think I'm six. I'm really sick of Cheese. > The > playroom was painted yellow, had a big box full of toys, had bouncing > balls of all sizes on the floor, and was covered by dolls and other > small toys. ALL: *INTENSE*ROOM*DESCRIPTION*ACTION!* > > "Hello, thee can come and eat now," said Rob. But no one heard him > because they were talking and yelling when they got tagged. MIKE: (as Hunter) All right! I tagged me a furry! > > "Hello, the can come and eat now." he said again a bit louder. Still > no one heard him. Then Vector saw him. > > "QUIET!" Vector yelled. Everybody got very quiet. CROW: Even the mouse. > > "I thank thee, Vector." said Rob. TOM: (as Rob) WITH MY SHIELD AND MAGIC HELMET! > > "So what's up, Rob?" asked Mighty. SONIC: (as Rob) Thee Sky. > > "Thee can come and eat now. We will be outside waiting," said Rob > walking away. > > "Finally, I was getting hungry." said Charmy. TAILS: (as Charmy) I've been getting hungry all day! > Rob then went to Rouges MIKE: A ' was last seen in the vicinity of Rob. Details leading up to the capture of the ' are worth $300. > room and knocked. > > "Yeah, who is it? And what do you want?" asked Rouge from inside her > room. CROW: Since when did they all live together? SONIC: Ever since the property tax rate went up 500%. > > "It is Rob and thy was sent to tell thee that thee can come eat now." > said Rob. TOM: (as Rouge) Yeah, and thee is Rogue and thy would like to tell thou to shove it up thy... > > "Yeah, Ok, I'll be right there," said Rouge. > > "We will be outside," said Rob before leaving. Rob was going to wake > up Sonic but then he remembered how much Amy liked him so he decided SONIC: To let Amy ruin his day. Thanks, pal. > to tell Amy to wake him up. Rob then went to the kitchen. But before > he let anyone see him he listened to Amy's, Mina's, and Julie-Su's > conversation. TAILS: (as Amy, trying not to move his lips) I think Tails is cute. MIKE: That's just pathetic, Tails. > > "So, did you two give up on Sonic?" asked Julie-Su. TOM: (as Amy) Nope. I try, but an error message comes up saying "You need 400,000 more brain cells to attempt this task." Brain and Brain, WHAT IS BRAIN! > > "Yeah, but I found someone who looks just like him, that I could > love." said Mina. > > "You mean Shadow likes you?" asked Amy. CROW: (as Mina) Since when did them loving me ever stop me before? > > "Y-no. But I can love him and forget about Sonic." said Mina. > > "How about you pink?" asked Julie-Su. CROW: HEY! THAT'S A RACIAL INSULT! > > "I still like Sonic. Sure he never listens to me but I like to be > around him," said Amy. TAILS: Heh. Heh. Heheheh. > > "Yeah, but do you think Rob is going to let you chase him around?" > asked Mina. > > "What do you mean?" asked Amy. ALL: DO YOU THINK THAT ROB IS GOING TO LET YOU CHASE HIM AROUND! SONIC: I smell incest in this. > > "Well since he is your last living family member, don't you think he > will be protective of you? I mean like a parent or something?" asked > Julie-Su. They were all quiet. Rob was thinking. MIKE: (as Rob) Hmm. Never thought about repressing Amy before. Thanks, Julie-Su. > > Thy would never interfere with Rose's love life. Thy respects Rose > and will not interfere. Unless something very urgent comes along. > CROW: (as Rob) Then it is thy time to kick arse. > "No, Rob understands me and respects me so no problem," said Amy. > > "Well let's just say if you kiss Sonic. What do you think Rob will do > when he finds out?" asked Mina. Amy thought of an answer. Then Rob > walked in like nothing ever happened. TOM: (as Rob) Man, this is so boring. > > "OK, cousin, thy has called everybody." he said sitting down. The > girls all looked at each other with the 'do you think he heard us' > look in their faces. SONIC: Then the 'nah I don't think he did' look. > > "Well then why don't you help us take this food down?" asked Mina. > Rob was getting to pot TAILS: And got hopped up on goofballs. > where Amy cooked food. > > "Wow, cousin, this smells so good. What did thee make?" asked Rob > looking inside. > > "Its just spaghetti. Here Julie-Su, start serving everybody in these > plates. MIKE: So we can eat SONIC! > Mina and I will take the drinks," said Amy opening the > cooler and taking out some soda. CROW: (as Schwarzenegger, as Mr. Freeze) Yeh not gonna take me to the COOLER! SONIC and TAILS: Deep hurting. TOM: Why'd you watch Batman and Robin w/o mad scientists? SONIC: Sally rented it. We broke up the next day. > > "Thy forgot to wake Sonic. Would thee wake up Sonic for me, Amy?" > asked Rob. > TOM: (as Amy) If thy would get off thou lazy but and do something for once... > "Sure, why not." said Amy while walking down stairs with Mina. Amy > set down the sodas in a table and went near Sonic. Mina was on > Sonic's right and Amy was on Sonic's left. TAILS: (as Amy) Okay, on the count of three, cut it off. SONIC: OOOF! > > "Ready?" whispered Amy. Mina nodded. > > "One, two, three. SONIC IT'S TIME TO EAT!" yelled Amy and Mina. Sonic > jumped the second he heard them. Amy and Mina only giggled. > > "Why do you two always do that to me?" asked Sonic. SONIC: (as Amy) I dunno. I always thought it would turn you on. > > "For no reason." said Mina. > > "Yeah, besides, it never gets old," said Amy. 10 minutes later EGGMAN: (over PA) SONIC! THE CITY IS IN DANGER! CHRIS: (over PA) SONIC! FIGHT FOR EVERLASTING PEACE! SONIC: Uh, we're supposed to riff this. EGGMAN: (over PA) Oh. CHRIS: (over PA) Still, it's fun. > everybody was eating. Amy and Julie-Su always cooked for everybody. > Everybody was enjoying his or her meal. CROW: EXCEPT The Cheat! And ME! TOM: Or, in Oscar's case, S/He's. > But little did they now that > someone was spying on them. > > "They are sitting around the table. Looks like they are eating lunch, > Doctor," said one of Eggman's robots, the Spy Fly. Eggman, who was on > his base somewhere, was watching them. MIKE: (as Eggman) Gah. Fifty-six Spy Flies and nothing good on. > > "Looks like we have to wait a bit longer. Keep an eye on them." said > Eggman to his robot. > > "That was good," said Vector. Everybody was done eating. Mina and Amy SONIC: ...Had died horribly in a fork accident. THE END. > started to clean up, like they always do. It was around 1PM when they > were done cleaning. Everybody went back to doing what he or she was > doing before. But Julie-Su was having target practice, and Mina was > watching TV with Knuckles and trying to over hear Espio and Shadow's > conversation. Amy was going to talk to Sonic. MIKE: Unless he runs away, this truly is mixed up. > > "HI Sonic." said Amy sitting next to him. > > "Hey Amy." said Sonic not really paying attention to her. > > "It's a pretty day, huh?" asked Amy. SONIC: Actually, no. Shut up. > > "Yup." said Sonic trying not to talk to her. > > "Hey Sonic, I've been thinking. You don't you and I spend more time > together and get to know each other a little more?" CROW: (as Amy) IfyaknowwhatImean. > asked Amy > starting to blush. Sonic noticed she was blushing. > > "Amy you know what my answer is." said Sonic, meaning NO. MIKE: (as Amy) Yes? Jeez Sonic, not everybody can hear the narration. > > "I know but give me one chance. And if I prove to be worthless than > I'll give up and leave you alone. But you have to give me at least > one chance." said Amy hoping that he would agree. TOM: (as Sonic) No I don't. > > Lets see here. If I give her one chance to prove herself and she's > annoying, she will let me be. But if she's not annoying and I fall > for her. WAIT that would never happen so my best bet is to agree and > get her of me for the rest of my life. TAILS: (as Sonic) Unless AmySonikku's writing the story, in which case I'm screwed no matter what I do. > > OK, Amy. But you only get one chance." said Sonic. > > "One chance." repeated Amy. > > "OK I'll go out with you at 4PM and spend the rest of the day with SONIC: My best friend, Timmy the Toilet Paper Tube. > you. But if I don't like the way you talk, act, and do other things > then it's over forever. Get it?" asked Sonic. > > "Yes sonic, thank you. I promise I will act my best," said Amy trying > not to hug him. MIKE: ATTEMPT FAILED! AMY GLOMPED SONIC! TOM: SONIC HIT AMY! ROCKIN' DAMAGE! > > Wait one minute. Why isn't she hugging me? I thought with this I > would get a big heart stopping hug. Well at least I wont get hurt. > > "OK Amy now go get ready and look pretty," said Sonic. Amy did as she > was old and went to get ready. CROW: Oh, yeah, she was old. Old at 14, which is about 14 in furry years. > > What in hell did I just say? Now go ready and look pretty? I must be > losing it. SONIC: Where is it, anyway? > > Amy went to her room and was looking for the TAILS: Cheesy Movies, the worst she could find. She'd have to sit and watch them all, while Tails barbecues her mind. > best clothes she could > find. Eggman was watching all of this > > "Well if my day can't get any better my name is fatman. EGGMAN: (PA) IT'S DR. IVO JULLIAN ROBOTNIK! SONIC: Sure, EGGMAN! EGGMAN: Stupid Americans. > This is my > chance not only will I get rid of Sonic but Sonic will not go a date > with Amy and Amy will hate him for lying. SONIC: And I'm sure Sonic will care very much. > OK Spy Fly Activate the > laser. Start with Julie-Su, then Mina, and Mighty, Rob, Vector, > Espio, Charmy, Cream, Cheese, Tails, Talia, Shadow, Knuckles, and > Rouge. MIKE: And then Ralph-Malph and the Fonz. CROW: Think he could just tell it to "Kill everyone?" TOM: I don't think Eggy knows how to use "Del *.*" > I will tell you when to get sonic and Amy," said Eggman. The > Spy Fly went to where Julie-Su was, he aimed and fired a very small > beam you could hardly see it. But then when it hit Julie-Su she > disappeared. SONIC: (as Talia) W00T! Julie-Su is gone! Now I can get drunk! > > 3:35PM > > Amy was so ready for her 'date' with Sonic. TAILS: With sexy results. > She was wearing a light > blue mini-skirt, with a light blue spaghetti strip shirt that let you > see her belly button, long light blue boots, long white gloves with > holes for her fingers, a light blue head band, and she had longer > quills that looked like hair. MIKE: So in other words, check out chapter five of "Two Worlds, One Amy" and you get the idea. > > "Wow I didn't know I looked good in light blue. Like I say Sonic I > would mind painting myself blue for you," said Amy looking in the > mirror. CROW: IfyouknowwhatImean. TAILS: No I don't. SONIC: When you're older. > > "No even Sonic could resist me now," TOM: Except for those odd Sonics. > said Amy as she started > daydreaming. > > "Wow Amy you are the most beautiful girl in the world." "Oh Sonic > you're just saying that." "No really I must have been stupid to run > away from you." "Don't call yourself bad names." "Whatever you say. I > am here for you always." SONIC: Keep dreaming, Amy. Keep dreaming. > > "Oh Sonicsonicsonicsonicsonic. I love you," she said. Then the Spy > Fly came to Amy it aimed and fired. Amy disappeared. TAILS: And what point did these chapters serve? EVERYONE'S DEAD! EVEN THE SI! SONIC: You wish. We've got four more chapters. > > End of Chapter 2 > > OK I need more review please. And tell me how Amy looks. Does she > look good, not bad, ugly. The next chapter has the weird world. > Here's a preview. MIKE: NEXT TIME, ON "MIX UP" > > Amy was running away from Sonic. "Amy wait for me. Please, you knowI > cant run that fast." said Sonic. Amy looked back with a grin on her > face and ran off at the speed of light. CROW: Looks like a Ctrl-H on the script for Sonic Heroes. > > Anyway I need at least 8 reviews in total. TOM: OR I WILL BLOW UP THE WORLD! AND TEXAS! CROW: Not TEXAS! YOU LITTLE... > > Thank you for all the reviews. > > Rose Heroes Part 1 > > (During Sonic Heroes) Team Amy CROW: The Amiest team there is. > > Amy Rose Hedgehog was running around at the speed of light not caring > where she went. She just happened to be in the canyons. Then a blue > plane with turbo jets go along her side. Inside were a fox driving > and an echidna lying down and relaxing. > > "Hey Talia, long time no see." said Amy looking at her smiling. CROW: It is a Ctrl-H > > "Amy, check this out," said Talia handing her a letter. Amy did a > flip to get the letter and was running backwards. SONIC: WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE! > > "Guess what Rose Heroes? I finally developed the ultimate weapon. In > three days I will conquer the world. Think you can stop me. > HAHAHAHAHA." said the letter. (I'm not saying who it is. Yet) TAILS: Since this is so mixed up, it'll probably be "A OBLIVION I JUNK ROT" > Amy > turned around and dropped the letter. > > "Sound like an invitation to party." said Amy. > > "What are we going to do Amy?" asked Talia with a sad voice. MIKE: We get BUIZEAH! > > "Don't worry we got this one." said Julie-Su. > > "Think I'd miss this. Time to spill some ice cream. Yeah let's > party," said Amy running at full speed. (Here's a clue: ice cream) TOM: CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE! (hops up and down) TAILS: This person's crazy enough to make Cream's mother Eggman's replacement? Vanilla can't figure out if the light bulb goes out when you close the fridge. OR EVEN HOW TO CLOSE THE FRIDGE! > Talia put the plane on autopilot and she and Julie-Su got off the > plane and ran behind Amy. Talia had two tails so she could fly. ALL: (sarcastic) Noooooooooo. > > Team Sonic > > Sonic was lying on a beach chair under an umbrella with a piece of > newspaper in his hand. He was close to the beach and it was a nice > sunny day. CROW: If he starts singing Team Rose's Theme Song, we are SO doomed. > > "I wonder were Amy is?" he asked looking at the piece of paper with a > picture of Amy running. Then there was a big wind and it blew the > paper away. ALL: (chanting) Ctrl-H. Ctrl-H. > > "Hey" said Sonic trying to jump and get to paper but it was high. > Then Tails came flying and caught it. SONIC: TOUCHDOWN! 6 POINTS! > > "Flew," said Sonic while Tails landed close to him. > > "Sonic what are you doing" said Tails as Sonic took back the picture. TAILS: (as Sonic) I'm BURNINATING STUFF! > > "Nothing." said Sonic hiding the picture behind his back. > > "Let me see," said Tails trying to get it. MIKE: (as Tails) Let me see the hedgehog porn! > > "He's probably looking at a picture of Amy," said Knuckles joining > them. > > "And what if I am?" said Sonic as Tails stop trying to see the > picture. CROW: (as Tails) I'll stop now. FOR NO RASIN! > > "Why don't you just go find her and asked calmly if she could go out > with you. I bet that if you try that see would say yes," said > Knuckles. > > "Yeah, but who knows where she is. She's probably fighting-" TOM: THE COWS! > > "Yeah but if you help her fight she will be heads over heels for > you." said Knuckles interrupting Sonic. (Thought I was going to tell > you?) SONIC: Uh, yeah. You kinda did with the whole "Ice Cream" thing. > Sonic thought for a while. > > "Yeah! Knuckles you're right if I go help her, then she WILL have to > love me. OK team we are going out there to help and find Amy. C'mon > lets go, ALL: ME, AND YOU, AND ZOOBOOMAFOO! WE'RE DOING THE THINGS THAT ANIMALS DO! > " said Sonic running ahead. Tails and Knuckles followed. > > Team Yellow TAILS: Now she's just running out of ideas. > > Charmy landed in front of a metal door. He typed the password and the > door opened. MIKE: (as Charmy) Now I can get those Honey Nut Cheerios! > > "This must be it. I found the doctor's secret treasure," he said > walking strait looking around. He found a capsule with a person > inside. He typed a password and all the energy was on. Them a half > robot half rabbit CROW: It's either Bunnie Rabbot or the warlock down the road. > turned on and locked her targets on Charmy. When > the capsule opened the mongoose looked around and save Charmy before > the robot shot him. TOM: Mina's yellow? CROW: You've never read the comics. MSTer's Note: All I know about Mina is from online. > > "Stay here." said the mongoose as she went over to try to stop the > robot. She went and did a wall jump. SONIC: Wall Jumpy Shoriuken Shot HA! > > "Must destroy all living things," said the half robot shooting at the > mongoose. TAILS: Don't have anything else to do. > > "Hm?" asked Charmy as he looked that the half robot had something > metal in her head. When the mongoose was about to attack Charmy got > between them and took off the metal thing. > > "Hold up," he said.' MIKE: I can't bend reality any longer! > > Five Minutes Later > > The room was very messed up because of all the bullets and missals. TOM: Miss Als? It's Married with Children! > > "So your name is Bunnie and your mad at the doctor for keeping you in > this room, controlling you, and turning half of you to a robot." CROW: Stupid Orgos. Think being a cyborg is SO bad... > said > Charmy pointing at Bunnie. > > "And you said your name is Mina the Mongoose and you are the rival of > Amy Rose Hedgehog and trying to stop the Doctor." said Charmy > pointing at Mina. SONIC: (as Mina) Actually, my name is Pete, and I'm trying to solve World Hunger. Want to buy a flower? > > "Great, we' all going after the doc.," said Bunnie. > > "Yeah so our best bet is to team up and look for her together," said > Mina. TAILS: This is the least yellow team yellow I've ever seen. > > "Oh yeah that makes us a team." said Charmy. > > Team Spy Rouge MIKE: Now she's just pulling names out of her arse. > was listening to some music and painting her nails in > her desk. Cheese was lying down doing nothing. Then all of a sudden > Cream came running. > > "It's here its here," she said. TOM: (as Cream) MY EASY BAKE OVEN! > > "Huh?" asked Rouge standing up but was knocked down by Cream. The box > that Cream was holding flew to the air and was caught by Cheese. CROW: Who, being a Chao, was promptly smashed to the ground. THE END. > > "What in the hell is wrong with you!" yelled Rouge. TAILS: It's called "Mix Up", lady. > Then Cheese threw > Rouge the box. > > "What in the hell is this?" she asked opening it. There was a > walky-talky SONIC: Which, oddly enough, was neither walking or talking. > > "I have heard good things about you and require you service," said > the walky-talky. > > "Yeah and what's in for us?" asked Rouge. MIKE: (as Walky-Talky) You won't wake up dead in the morning. > > "Lots and lots of jewels." said the voice. Cream and Rouge's eyes > turned to sapphires and rubies. CROW: Rubies? OWW! SOMEBODY RUBBED MY EYE! > > "Team Spy is on the job," said Rouge. > > "But what if this is a trick?" asked Cream. TOM: (as Rouge) Then we'll all laugh, and cry, and learn to love.. again. > > "Cream, don't be silly. I will never turn down work that gives me > jewels," said Rouge walking out. SONIC: Note to self. Offer emerald to Rouge to kill Amy. > > "I guess your right. But that voice sounded very familiar," said > Cream following Rouge. (Clue: Cream said that voice sounded > familiar.) TAILS: Jinkies! It's a CLUE! > Team Amy stooped at Talia's workshop. > > "I need to get something's. I'll be back soon," said Amy running. > > "I hope she hurries," said Julie-Su. MIKE: Cause else we'll miss the Jick and Mr. Skullhead show! > > "I would say that because we need to fix things up here," said Talia. > > "You mean we have to clean?" asked Julie-Su. TOM: (as Talia) Actually, we need to start making sense. > > "Yeah so get started," said Talia. > > Meanwhile Team Sonic was in town. > > "Guys you go buy some snacks. I'm be getting a map." said Sonic CROW: (as Sonic) Yes, I know I'm OOC. It's an alternate universe fic. > running to the store. Knuckles and Tails did as they were told. When > Sonic got to the store he saw Amy. She was buying a map too. He > rushed over and hugged her. ALL: GLOMP ATTACK! > > "Oh Amy, I missed you so much." he said hugging her. Amy pulled away > and ran out of the store. Amy was running away from Sonic. "Amy, wait > for me. Please, you know I cant run that fast," said Sonic. SONIC: I can only pull Mach 40! > Amy > looked back with a grin on her face and ran off at the speed of > light. > > "Amy wait!" yelled Sonic but she was long gone. He kept looking in > her direction, just seeing the pink blur disappear. TAILS: Amy stain remover. Makes the pink blur go away. > > End of Chapter 3 > > Try to guess who is the villain write it in a review. MIKE: We'd do that, but Eggman's crippled our internet access so we can only go on www.tripod.com sites. > I gave you two > obvious clues. Anyway this is supposed to be a remake of Sonic Heroes > Amy style. I called it Rose Heroes because it rhymes and the main > Character is Amy Rose. Go Girls Go. ALL: RANDOM SHOUTING POWER! > Read and Review please. > > OK people if you guest Vanilla you're right. TOM: Do we get a prize? > Yeah! Anyway the reason > I picked her is because she is to nice to be evil, but not on this > weird mixed up place. Here's Chapter 4! > > Rose Heroes Part 2 CROW: Electric Boogaloo. > > Team Amy > > Amy got back to her team and the started their mission, to stop the > evil Dr. Vanilla. SONIC: DON'T TOUCH HER, SHE'S EEEEEEEVIL! > They were in these ruins, not the mystic ruins, > near the ocean. There they were getting attacked everywhere they > went. They destroyed as many robots as they could and kept running. TAILS: RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! > When they were almost out of these ruins, Dr. Vanilla showed up with > this big bird like robot. MIKE: Following standard Eggman naming conventions, it's the Van Hawk. > > "Stop while you can rodents. You'll only make fools of yourselves," > she said in an evil voice. > > "I think you got that backwards, Doc.," CROW: (as Vanilla) Thank you. ",sevlesrouy fo sloof ekam ylno ll'uoY . stnedor nac uoy elihw potS" > said Amy as her team > attacked. They beat the robot but Vanilla escaped. > > "Shit, we almost had her," said Julie- Su. TOM: (as Julie-Su) Else we could make shrinky-dinks. > > "Don't worry Julie-Su, we will see her soon. Let's get going," said > Amy. > > "Right." said Talia and Julie-Su. TAILS: I dislike being modified genetically in this way. > > Team Sonic > > As soon as Sonic got back with Tails and Knuckles, they left to find > Amy. Sonic went the way he saw Amy run to. He got to the same ruins, SONIC: (as Knuckles) Hey! Amy is in another castle! > and was also getting attacked by robots. They defeated them and kept > running. Then Dr. Vanilla, thinking it was team Amy, came to try to > stop them. MIKE: WHITE VANILLA NEEDS GLASSES BADLY! > > "So you're the ones who are playing games with my army," she said. > > "Dr. Vanilla?" said Sonic confused she would come after him. She > started to attack team Sonic but they were ready. They destroyed the > robot too. CROW: Thing revives itself more often than Wesker. > Again Vanilla escaped. TOM: AGAIN?!? That's the third time this week! > > "Amy must have been here. If we hurry maybe we can still catch her." > said Sonic running ahead. > > "Or if we hurry we might die sooner." said Knuckles following him, so > was Tails. SONIC: I say we die sooner. (looks around) WHAT?? > > Team Yellow > > They got out of the base and where going to find either Dr. Vanilla > or Amy. TAILS: Where going to find? Grammar proper not is. > > "Ready to go?" asked Charmy. > > "Hope you can keep up with Me." said Mina. They were in the ruins and > attacked by the same robots. (How do all of the robots just appear?") MIKE: A wizard did it. > Then Vanilla came again. > > "So you're the ones playing games with my Army," she said. CROW: (as Army) Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man. Bake me a cake as fast as you can. > > "Target Dr. Vanilla. Must destroy y'all," said Bunnie when she heard > Dr. Vanilla. TOM: (as Bunnie) Nothing personal, y'now. > > "Humph. Is this anyway to treat you creator, Bunnie," said Dr. > Vanilla as she started to attack. Team Yellow didn't hold back one > bit and destroyed the robot. Vanilla escaped this time too. SONIC: AGAIN?? > > "Great she got away," said Mina. > > "Don't y'all worry, sugha, we'all going to find her soon." said > Bunnie. TAILS: Somehow Bunnie as a killbot is laughable. > > "Then we better keep going," said Charmy as they left. > > Team Spy > > Rouge, Cream, and Cheese were at the ruins. MIKE: (as Rouge) Okay, there's swarms of deactivated bots and hedgehog tracks. Must have been a Phish concert. > > "What the hell are we doing here?" asked Rouge. > > "I need to test you abilities," said the walky-talky. TOM: (as Walky-Talky) How many turns of Moxious Madrigal can you buff me for? > > "Bring it on then." said Cream. > > "You must find a golden robot and destroy it with out other robots > seeing." CROW: (as Walky-Talky) It stole my wallet and > said the walky-talky. Rouge and Cream found the golden robot > and destroyed it by luring it away for the other robots and > destroying it. Then Vanilla came. SONIC: (as Vanilla) I've decided to become good, but.. MY FAVORITE YELLOW ROBOT! YOU WILL PAY! > > "That's her. Attack her with all your strength." said the > walky-talky. TAILS: So Vanilla's a yellow robot. > > "So you're the ones playing game with my army." said Vanilla. MIKE: Stop repeating yourself. > > "Sorry I'm just doing my job." said Rouge. Then they did their job > and destroyed the robot. TOM: (as Rouge) THX BYE! > > "What's wrong Rouge?" asked Cream. > > "I'm getting a bad feeling. CROW: about this. > Never mind let's go," she said leaving. > > Team Amy > > They arrived in Great Metropolis and were in a tall building looking > down at the city. SONIC: (as Amy) PUNY CITY! It will fall down at the hands of my ray of deathly deathliness, > > "Looks like Vanilla has escaped over to the city." said Julie-Su. > > "She selling energy through those pipes." said Talia. TAILS: (as Talia) EVIL energy. > > "Lets find Vanilla. We'll show her the real power of team work," said > Amy leading her team to the city. MIKE: (singing) Living in the city... You know, you have to survive. Living in the city... EVERYONE ELSE: (looks at Mike funny.) MIKE: Nobody else here's played Sonic R? SONIC: Actually, no. A low-polygon hobo took my place for that game. Tails did the same. > > Team Sonic > > "Sonic are you sure Amy's here?" asked Tails. They were standing in > another building. > > "No doubt about it Tails. My heart is never wrong." said Sonic. TOM: (as Sonic) Except when it told me to buy more Enron stock. > > "Then it must be so," said Tails, as they were lead by Sonic into the > city. TOM: (as Sonic) I'm getting another feeling to buy Enron stock. TO THE STOCK EXCHANGE! > > Team Yellow > > "Wow, vanilla is in the city," said Charmy. CROW: So is chocolate. AND BOYSENBERRY! > > "She be selling energy for high prices, sugha," said Bunnie. > > "Whatever lets just go." said Mina leading the team to the city. She > wanted to fin Amy SONIC: Why, she'd grown fins just for the purpose. > as soon as possible. > > Team Spy > > "Now what?" asked Rouge? She was in the city. > > "You have to destroy all the robots in the city as soon as possible." TAILS: (as Walky-Talky) They all owe me money. > said the walky-talky. > > "How soon are we talking?" asked Cream. > > "10 minutes." said the walky-talky. MIKE: (as Walky-Talky) Or until my popcorn's done. DING! > > "Fine, but you owe us big," said Rouge. She led her team to the city > and destroyed all of the robots. CROW: KA-BOOM! > > Team Amy VS Team Sonic > > When Amy was done fighting all the roots she was ready to leave but. TOM: (as Amy) This but place is boring, I'm going home. > > "Got you, my darling Amy." said Sonic. > > "Sonic, what are you doing here?" asked Amy. SONIC: (as Sonic) Being pathetic. > > "Looking for you. Now there's no way out of going out with me." said > Sonic. His team ready to attack. After Sonic finished talking team > sonic was attacking team Amy. TAILS: (as Sonic) Beat the crud out of them! That will make her want to date her! > > "Sonic this is no time to play." said Amy dodging all the attacks. MIKE: (as Amy) Especially with that! > > "Are you playing with that guys heart again, Amy?" asked Julie-Su. > Then Amy realized she had no choice but to knock him off the > platform. TOM: Why? It was the only way to win the boss fight. > > "Team try to knock them off," said Amy. Talia, using thunder shoot, > knocked off Tails. Julie-Su, using her guns scared Knuckles into a > ledge and pushed him off. CROW: (as Knuckles) You can forget me remembering your birthdayyyyyy. > > "Sonic sorry but I'm busy," said Amy as she was getting close to him > walking. Sonic didn't know what to do but stand still as she came. SONIC: SPIN DASH YOU IDIOT! > Amy pushed him off the platform. > > "Well that was easy," said Julie-Su TAILS: (as Julie-Su) Now all we have to do is wait for the police to pick us up for murder. > > "Poor guys." said Talia. > > "We have to keep going. We don't have all the time in the world." MIKE: Or do we? > said Amy leading her team out. > > Team Yellow VS Team Spy CROW: War of the badly named teams. > > When team spy was done destroying all the robots, they were about to > leave but cheese started to point behind them. TOM: (as Cream) What's that Cheese? Timmy and Johnny are trapped in a well? Let's go! > > "Who are you?" asked Cream looking back. > > "Just what do you think you're going here?" asked Charmy. CROW: (as Cream) We're here to start pushing people off a platform. > > "Who's this guy? Your boyfriend." said Rouge teasing. > > "No, but they might be the ones we're against." said Cream. > > "You mean the bad guys?" asked Rouge. SONIC: (as Cream) No, we mean Mr. Rogers. > > "You're not fooling me. I know what you're after. You better stay out > of my way," said Charmy attacking. Rouge and Cream dodged. TAILS: The Dodge wasn't so lucky. > > "You want a fight you got one," said Rouge attacking them with her > deadly kicks. She kicked Bunnie and Mina. MIKE: They soon died from the deadliness of the deadly kick. > Bunnie quickly attacked her > back. Rouge fell of the platform. Then there was only Cream left. She > just jumped off by herself. TOM: (as Cream) Stupid camera angles. You'd think Sonic Team would fix that, but NOoooo. > > "That was easy," said Mina. > > "I hope them learned their lesson." said Bunnie. CROW: Don't go randomly jumping off cliffs. > > "We better go." said Charmy. > > End of Chapter 4 > > Ok people. How do you like it? SONIC: Char-broiled. > If you want me to tell you what > happened to the rest of the guys (Vector, Espio, Mighty, Rob, Eggman, > and Big) TAILS: Uh, you've already filled up all four team slots. If there's a Team Old English, I am SO leaving. > tell me in a review. I need at least three reviews saying > that they want to know. i need a total of 18 reviews.Bye-bye. > > OK. I got some reviews saying that they want to hear about the > others. So I made this Chapter to be for them. I just put some not > all. but i will put the rest soon. Here's Chapter 5. MIKE: Mix Up: The Revenge. > > Rose Heroes Part 2.5 > > "Wait." said Talia before they left the city. > > "What?" asked Amy? TOM: Actually, that was Julie-Su. > > "While we're here in the city can I get some things?" asked Talia. CROW: Like a face full of lasers. > > "Well, OK but hurry." said Amy. > > "Yeah you'll find us in the hot dog stand." said Julie-Su. SONIC: Uh, if there's furries, are Hot Dogs murder? TAILS: Look who's talking. SONIC: Stupid SEGA of America made me eat those Chili Dogs. I don't even LIKE Chili Dogs. > > "OK see you later," said Talia running to this store call Chaotix > Electronix. When she got in, a crocodile was behind the counter > reading a comic, an armadillo was fixing a TV, and a chameleon was > looking at some papers. MIKE: POINTLESS CAMEO POWER! > > "Um...excuse me?" said Talia. When she said this Vector jumped off his > chair, Mighty electrocuted himself, and Espio...he knew she was there. > Vector then noticed Talia. TOM: (as Vector) SI ALERT! GET OUT THE PHOTON TORPEDOS! > > "Welcome to Chaotix Electronix, how can I help you?" he asked. Talia > giggled. CROW: This is somehow disturbing. > > "Sorry if I scared you." said Talia. > > "No problem. Now if you excuse me I'll be in the back," said Mighty a > little dizzy. SONIC: (as Mighty) WHEEE! > > "Yeah...anyway, how can I help you?" asked Vector, again. > > "I'm looking for a chip," said Talia. > > "What kind of chip?" asked Espio? TAILS: A potato chip. > > "An ultra via energy chip that can withstand the speed of 1 billion > miles per hour, could hold over 50 time of memory that a normal chip > and that is smaller than an inch," said Talia like she was asking for > nothing. Vector and Espio looked at each other. MIKE: (as Espio) Sorry, we only stock real items, and besides, 1 billion miles per hour would require you to have a flipping Hyper drive. Besides, the speed limit around here is only 23 MPH. > > "O...K, I'll check if we have them," said Espio going to the back. TOM: (as Espio) Could I interest you in some bubble gum? > > "Where did you learn about this?" asked Vector. CROW: (as Talia) My comic book. > > "I'm good with machines," said Talia. Then Espio came back. > > "No we don't have that kind of chip, but we could order it and it > should be here in about a week or so." said Espio. SONIC: (as Espio) Give or take how long it takes to be invented. > > "Well OK I'll order four of these chips." said Talia. > > "OK then will you pay now or when it gets here?" asked Vector. TAILS: (as Vector) Or will you pay the Ultimate Price? > > "I'll pay here," said Talia giving him the money. Then the phone > rang. > > "I'll get it," said Mighty coming from behind. MIKE: (as Mighty) Hello? Ivanna Tinkle? Anybody here Ivanna Tinkle? Listen you little.. > > "Thanks for calling Chaotix Electronix, how can I help you?" he > asked. Someone was talking on the other line but you could hardly > hear them. CROW: (as Mighty) Speak up. You sound like you've got some kind of tiny head on you or something. > > "Is there a Talia here?" asked Mighty. TOM: I don't get it. What's funny? > > "Yeah that's me," said Talia as Mighty gave her the phone. > > "Tay were are? SONIC: F7 is your best friend. > We're still waiting for you," said Julie-Su. > > "OK I'm coming just stay where you are." said Talia as she hung up. > > "Well don't worry. You're chip will be here in a week or so." said > Vector. TAILS: (as Vector) Unless you don't want a potato chip replica. > > "Ok bye." said Talia running out of the store. > > Amy and Julie-Su after Talia left. > > Amy and Julie-Su walked to the nearest hot dog stand they could find. MIKE: They'll have to eat them all, while Vanilla monitors their minds. > > "How do you even now they sell hot dogs here?" asked Amy looking at > Julie-Su. Then after she said that a man yelled. > > "HOT DOGS. GET YOUR HOT DOGS!" they heard a man yell. He was fat, was > wearing black pants, a red coat, an apron, had a big nose, and a big > mustache. CROW: Eggman? *Everyone starts laughing* > > "Isn't that a ironic?" asked Julie-Su walking over to the guy. TOM: Actually, it's more Doric. > > "Hello ladies what can I get you two?" asked the man. > > "Just two hot dog with ketchup." said Julie-Su. > > "No problem-hey aren't you-" he was cut off. SONIC: a pain? > > "Please don't say who I am and I'll give you my autograph," said Amy. > (Here everybody chases Amy at the chance) TAILS: Except the girls. That would be just awkward. > > "You will! OK." he said as he gave her a picture of her he kept in > his pocket. > > "Ok to whom can I put this to?" asked Amy. MIKE: My name is Erik. I am a shrubber. I design and sell shrubberies. > > "To Robotnick, Ivo Robotnick." he said. (Did you know that that is > Eggman's real name?I got that idea from my reviews. Hotdogman.) TOM: Great. She made Eggman a hot dog seller because of the name of the guy. > > "OK here." said Amy giving him her autograph and him giving them > their hot dogs. > > "So, how much?" asked Julie-Su. CROW: (as Amy) Not much. Just eternal damnation. > > "Nothing have it for free." he said. SONIC: Uh, does that mean TANSTAFL? > > "OK thanks. I'm going to call Teila so she can hurry." said Julie-Su > going to a near by phone. Julie-Su knew where Talia was because she > usually called that place. TAILS: (as Julie-Su) Hi, Vector. Yeah, Talia won't leave again? > After she called Talia Amy was done with > her hot dog and when Talia came Julie-Su was done with hers. > > "So found what you needed?" asked Amy. > > "Yeah but they don't have it now." said Talia. MIKE: So, in other words, you didn't. > > "Well we can come back later. We have to find Vanilla now," said > Julie-Su. They ran to the next stage. CROW: LEVEL UP! > > End of chapter 5 > > I know I kind of made it short. But you will find out about Rob, Big, > Shadow, and everybody I didn't mention in future chapters because TOM: I don't have anything else to do. > Team Amy is not in that place yet. Thank you for reviewing. Please > review this one and I promise I will put two more chapters by > tomorrow. MIKE: Five years later... > > Thank you for the reviews. As I promised I will put two chapters > together. Sorry I didn't put them on time. MSTer's Note: Hey, I intended to be done with this ten days ago. > Its because my family > moved everything. I couldn't even get close to the computer. > > Rose Heroes Part 3 > > Team Amy > > Team Amy was entering this huge city that looked like a giant casino. > > "Boy, Sonic doesn't give up that easy," said Amy. SONIC: Except at staying up in the morning. > > "What is this place?" asked Julie-Su trying to change the subject and > forget about the fight with Team Sonic. > > "We've got sometime. Feeling lucky?" asked Amy. TAILS: (as Talia) I don't. MIKE: (as Amy) Well, tough. > > "But Amy we only have 24 hours left." said Talia worried about what > Vanilla is planning. > > "OK lets go," said Amy running to the large casino looking city. TOM: Screw the world, I want to gamble! > They > found some robots. Kicked their robot butts and kept running looking > for Dr. Vanilla. When they were leaving the casino Vanilla came. > > "Leaving so soon?" she asked. CROW: Yes. > > "No we were actually luring you out," said Julie-Su. Vanilla then set > thousands of robots. The blue robots had shields, the red robots had > guns, and the yellow robots were flying. SONIC: The purple robots were singing. TAILS: The white robots were swimming. MIKE: The glow-in-the-dark robots were radiating. > > "OK girls. Pick your favorite color and attack," said Amy destroying > the blue robots, Julie-Su had the red ones, and Talia took the flying > ones. When they were done they looked for Vanilla but... CROW: Bite me. MIKE: That doesn't make sense. CROW: So? > > "Don't get so excited girls, those were the easy ones," she said > leaving in her floating chair thing. TOM: OF DOOM! > > Team Sonic > > "Aw." said Sonic walking looking down. SONIC: (as Sonic) I ate all the nachos, and now I have a bellyache! > > "I can't believe Amy did that just so she could get away," said > Tails. > > "Amy must be really-" Tails was about to say something bad about Amy. TAILS: Gay? > > "Really? What?" asked Sonic who didn't like Tails or Knuckles > insulting his love, Amy? MIKE: I always thought he loved Clippy first. > > "Ah nothing." said Tails trying not to get in troubles with Sonic. > > "Now I know what to do. Find Vanilla and I'll find MY Amy. CROW: Actually, women's rights means she's her own Amy. > C'mon lets > go," said Sonic running ahead. Robots were also attacking them. > Sonic, who was in a hurry to catch Amy, beat them really fast. TOM: (as Robots) Owowowowwowoowwowowowo! > Vanilla came as they were leaving. > > "Leaving so soon, hedgehog. Aren't you going to look for Amy?" asked > Vanilla mocking Sonic. SONIC: Glad for the confirmation she was mocking him. Else I'd think she was praising him. > Sonic got real angry when he heard this. Then > thousand of robots came. TAILS: (as Robot) ROBOT FRAT PARTY! > > "Robots destroy them," said Vanilla leaving them to fight. Sonic used > his anger as power and they destroyed the robots faster than Team > Amy. SONIC: At least I do something cool NOW! > > "Wow, Sonic what happened?" asked Knuckles impressed of Sonic's > power. > > "C'mon we came catch Amy if we hurry." said Sonic. Team Sonic ran out > of the casino.' SONIC: And back to being OOC. > > Team Yellow. > > "Hm I wonder. Oh never mind, they were up to no good anyway." said > Charmy as team Yellow entered the casino. MIKE: (as Charmy) Wow. It looks like a Mr. Sonic has left his wallet here. > > "Cool city." said Mina. > > "We'all betta be careful. Them Vanilla bots are in this place," TOM: (as Bunnie) Them Vanilla bots are nasty. One made me break a nail. > said > Bunnie looking at the robots. > > "Well then lets have some fun," said Mina running and attacking the > robots. They destroyed all the robots and waited for Vanilla to come > out. CROW: Of the closet. > Then Vanilla came. > > "Ok Dr. Vanilla where's Amy?" asked Mina. SONIC: (as Vanilla) Perhaps this will help: Amy is not here, okay? For she is somewhere wet, nar? So shuddup your mouth! > > "I really don't know. And I don't think you will see your > friend/rival again. But you wont even get to find her after my robots TAILS: Start tap-dancing! FEAR THE WRATH! > destroy you. HAHAHAHAHA." said Vanilla as her robots came and > attacked the robots. Team Yellow beat those very easily. MIKE: By a combination of pogo-sticks and the Eiffel tower. > > "I don't know why she keeps building those things," said Charmy. > > "I think the doc has lots of time to build them things, sugha," said > Bunnie. CROW: It's not like, you know, she has a daughter to raise. > > Team Spy > > "Great, what are we doing here?" asked Rouge. TOM: (as Walky-Talky) I'm not sure. Something I remember about my dry cleaning being done. > > "You must collect 10 chips and win 200 rings. If you think you can do > It.," said the walkie-talkie. SONIC: (as Walkie-Talkie) Oddly enough, my spelling just changed. > > "I don't think I know. C'mon cream. The faster we finish this shit > the faster we get my jewels." said Rouge as she looked for the chips, > while cream was winning the 200 rings. TAILS: Bunnie vanished into midair. > > 2 hours later > > "I got 199 rings Rouge. I had 300 but I thought I could win more and > lost 101 rings." said Cream as she saw Rouge coming. TAILS: (as Rouge) Still no trace of potato chips. > > "WHAT DO YOU MEAN! I ALMOST GOT KILLED TO FIND THE CHIPS AND NOW I > HAVE TO GET ONE MORE RING!" yelled Rouge at the top of her lunges. MIKE: (as Amy) Uh, yeah. > > "Sorry." said Cream. Then Cheese came holding one ring. > > "Chao, Chao!" said Cheese. CROW: (as Cheese) It's a genuine imitation bubble gum ring! I only had to spend 199 rings to get it. > > "Good Cheese. At least your helping." said Rouge. They started to > walk out of the casino. > > End of Chapter 6 SONIC: I just realized something. They have two flight units. FLIGHT CHARACTERS SUCK! TAILS: Hey. SHUT UP! MIKE: The fic's over for today. Don't get on each other's nerves. > > OK before you click to the next chapter plaese review. Just write > something small but write something. PleasePleasePlease. ALL: SOMETHING! LET'S GO! (SOL Bridge) MIKE: Now, it's time for us all to share what we learned from today's experiments. TOM: I learned Shadow is as easily fooled as Knuckles. CROW: I learned laser beams don't kill, they teleport. SONIC: I learned that when universes switch, all existing plot goes out the window. The second story window. TAILS: I learned that Eggman's going to get a beating soon. (Deep 13) EGGMAN: Nonsense! Knuckles will NEVER get to me with all the fiendish plans I've installed. Right Chris? CHRIS: He'll never get past the sign! KNUCKLES: (offscreen) Hmm. If I want to learn how to keep an idiot busy, I have to look on the other side of the sign. WAIT A MINUTE! IT'S A SPHERE! (bursts onscreen) I'm here to kick arse and be gullible, and I've already used up the day's quota of the last! KNUCKLE SMASH! (SOL) (Yelling is heard, and chaos is on the hex field. MIKE: Anyway, we got our first viewer mail from a Bruce Campbell. CROW: The writer of Spider-Man wrote us? MIKE: Probably just his clone. CROW: Awww. MIKE: Cambot, put it up. TEXT: thought better of my own performance, I have little doubt, than Littimer was here today, to inquire for you, I remarked, and I We should not have been much discomposed, I dare say, by the I suppose that when I saw Dora in the garden and pretended not to dear soul. An if I disturb you with my clicketten, she meant her up so vividly impressed by it, that its fury has yet seemed raging aunt. My aunt, patting her cat, looked very attentively at Agnes. was uneasy, why had I ever been married? Why hadnt I said, even: Mr. Micawber looking up at this juncture to where we were standing, day, and we all sat about the fire, talking and laughing together, strongly flavouring the church with rum; of the service beginning account of his legacy; barely enough, I should have thought, to same considerations made me keep them to myself. I am far from joyfully; but there was a shadow between us, however slight, and I Therefore, I mentioned to them, said Mr. Omer, in a comfortable, looked drunk; or to the further blockade of Traddles by wandering by lines. He was merely collecting himself to speak very plainly. the feathery heap upon the hearth, which not inaptly figured to me, look at it, in the agitation of the blinding wind, the flying SONIC: Looks like Bruce Campbell's been hitting the Chaos Emeralds a bit hard if you know what I mean. TOM: At least "fhqwahads" was short. CROW: What kind of a name is Mr. Micawber anyway? TAILS: I think we should turn on the spam filter now. (Deep 13) (Large imprints are in the walls, and Eggman is battered and bruised. Chris is hanging upside down from a rope and is lowering slowly into a pit of green liquid. AND IT'S NOT MOUNTAIN DEW!) EGGMAN: Woah. Chris, press the button. CHRIS: Can't. Knuckles said he'd get revenge for his treatment in Sonic X. EGGMAN: *sigh* (presses the button) MYSTERY SABEL THEATER 3000.5 EPISODE LIST 101: "TAILS AND THE REPEATING DECIMAL" by AmberSpike and BlackFeatherz29. 102: "SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG AND HARRY POTTER" by AlexPhoenixWing 103: "TWO WORLDS, ONE AMY" by AmySonikku 104: "MIX UP" by AmySonikku Part 1, with Short "TWO WORLDS, ONE AMY" part 2, by AmySonikku. FUTURE EPISODES: 105: "MIX UP" by AmySonikku Part 2 I would like to thank: EWIC, for getting me interested in MSTing. Wikipedia, for getting me to EWIC. The people of #C-Ko'sChatHall on irc://shevat.polarcom.com, for keeping me from making major mistakes and giving me useful advice. Kouban, for giving me the most of this advice. AmySonikku for writing this fic. I hope you learn from your mistakes. Website: http://sabel4th.tripod.com/MSTs/ - Rest of MSTs