From: "Aaron Endresz" To: Subject: MSTing submission #1 (And my first ever MSTing...) Date: Thursday, July 18, 2002 3:51 AM (A/N) This is my first MSTing, so be kind with your comments... Misery Science Theater 3000 Episode 001: Moonlight Loving Original by: Sugar Plum Inc. MSTed by: Aaron "Chaos" Endresz (E-Mail: ChaosBringer13@Hotmail.com) Disclaimer: The only character I own is me (God... err, I mean Aaron). All other characters belong to whoever made the, respectivly. I'm not getting any money off of any of this, nor do I have permission to use any of them. Don't worry, I'll give them back when I'm done with them (well, maybe not Rei...). Anyone else mentioned is the property of whoever made them, respectivly. Misery Science Theater 3000 In the not so distant future In fact 4:00 today A pissed off Dark Sonic decided our hero had some hell to pay! He took a kid just like me or you And shot him space where he thought he'd meet his doom (I'll get you!!!) I'll send him suck ass fanfics The worst that I can find (la la la) He'll have to sit and watch them all And slowly loose his mind (La la la) Now keep in mind he cant control where the fics begin or end But thanks to a machine mishap, he has some brand new friends! Videl: (This just sucks!) Vegeta: (All will suffer! ESPECIALLY Dark Sonic!) 18 (Poetry in motion, baby!) Rei (I dislike fics... AND I HATE DARK SONIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Asuka (Hentai Bakas!) If you're wondering how they eat and breathe, and other science facts Just say to yourself it's just a MSTing And I should really just relax. Aaron was having a very crappy day, to say the least. First, there were final exams in every class in school, then he had a doctors appointment, and then he had to baby-sit his kid sister until late at night. By then, the only thing he had energy enough left to do was read a chapter of Alicia Ashby, J-Boogie, and JOLT's MSTing of ASADAE and go to sleep. He was too tired to even take his clothes off before falling into bed. Little did he know, in just a few hours he would be longing for this life back... $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ The first thing Aaron noticed when he woke up was that he was not only not in his room, but not in any room he recognized either. Resisting the urge to scream and cower under the covers, he got up, went to the door, and tried to open it. Surprisingly enough, the door slid up into the ceiling. And then Aaron's whole word was changed. He was on what could only be the bridge of a starship... Or as the thought hit him like a ton of bricks, a satellite. Sure enough, there was a flashing red button in front of a large view screen. Aaron gulped, decided he wanted answers, and walked up and pushed the button. The view screen lit up, revealing the last person Aaron had ever expected to see. "You! B-but it cant be! You don't exist! You're just a fanfic character!" The evil hedgehog just smirked. "Okay, then kid; explain what I'm doing here... And show some respect for the fourth wall, will 'ya?!" Despite his fear, he managed to ask "What do you want with me?" Sonic stopped smirking and looked absolutely enraged, then got his composure back and said "Well, I have been watching you for a long time now. You seem to like reading MSTings a lot, especially the ones by those blasphemers Lynxara, J-Boogie and JOLT in which I am made a fool of! So I thought to myself, why not be nice. You like reading it so much... I think I'll let you try your hand at doing it! Aaron, his fear quickly abated, looked around for other signs of life. "So where are my partners?" "Don't you worry, you wont be doing this alone... Lynxara, J-boogie and JOLT will soon be joining you! Sally, push the button!" The pink hedgehog moved to obey, but tripped and knocked over the teleporter instead. It began emitting sparks and then died out. But this didn't mean its effects were over. On the satellite, five half-life like portals had opened, closed and now their contents were dumped on the floor. Aaron looked at two of them in fright and the rest with awe. Vegeta stood up, absolutely livid, and began shouting so fast he couldn't be understood (Although the name "Kakarrotto" was audible a disturbing amount of times). Eventually he ran out of breath and looked at everyone starring at him. His question was asked to each and everyone of them. "What are you starring at, and where the HELL are we?" Asuka stood up and said "I don't know, but I wont stand for being treated this way! I am Asuka! I am the Second Child, the pilot of EVA-02, and I deserve better!" 18 regarded her coolly. "Kid, you better shut up before you run the risk of getting on my nerves." Videl had been looking around, and thus had spotted Aaron. "Who are you?" she asked, her voice not unkind. All Aaron could do at this point was just that, point. Well, he could go "Gah, gah, gah..." too, but that's another story. "Everyone shut up!" screamed Dark Sonic from the view screen. "I am... oh, the hell with it." He turned to Aaron, who snapped out of his trance. "I'm sending you the fic. It's a lemon fic too! Get in the theater and explain it to them on the way there." The bridge began rocking and shaking as Aaron yelled "WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIGN!!!!" The others stared at him like he was an idiot. Aaron walked toward the doors, and after he explained what kept them from just staying there, he was soon fallowed by a very reluctant MSTing group. (123456) (Order: Vegeta, Rei, Asuka, Aaron, 18, Videl) Vegeta: So he's going to break us with bad fanfiction? How pathetic! Aaron: You wait to say that until after we read Chibi-Usa's seventh birthday... Vegeta: Huh? Aaron: You don't want to know. Asuka: Well, I wont stand for it! 18: And what are you going to do, second child? Asuka: I'll... HUMPH! "Moonlight Loving" Videl: (singing) Fly me to the moon... Asuka: (Also singing) Fighting evil by moonlight. Winning... (Notices everyone glaring at her) What?! A Dragonball Z Fanfic 18, Videl, Vegeta: (groan) Asuka: (Smirks) DBZ lemon? I'm gonna enjoy this. by Sugar Plum Inc. myobuhime@hotmail.com Aaron: Mail bombs at the ready... (Looks at Rei) You gonna talk at all? Rei............ Asuka: Yeah, right. She flew from her room, down the halls and around the corner. Trying not to breathe too loud, she balls up in a corner, shielded by shadows. There she crouched, All but Rei: (Get thrown around the room) Tense change! in torn silk PJs shirt and wet panties. Aaron: Whoa! We jump to the lemon scene already? 18: That or she forgot to get undressed before she took a bath... Asuka: Took a bath or masturbated... Vegeta: And you call us hentais? Aaron: I could get to like you! He was close, too close. Her senses were very sharp and Rei: He wasn't using deodorant. Others: O_O Aaron: She... she spoke! Rei: Such children. she still could not pin point where he was. She lower her power level to nothing but still he pursued her. Herding a pin drop would have gave her a heartattack, 18: I should have a riff for that, but I don't. the potted ferns brushed against her sensative skin. She relaxed, it is only a fern. All: (Get tossed about in their seats) Tense change!!! Something dawned on her, she didn't remember any ferns or potted plants in the halls. Rei: Bright girl, that... Aaron: No offence, but I just can't get over hearing you speak like this... Rei: You think that's creepy? How about this: ^_^ Others: GYAH! Rei: (giggles) Others: GYAH!!! Rei: Oh, stop it. She didn't dare turn around see the hunter. As soon as her bare feet lifted to run, strong grey arms Vegeta: This is foreshadowing, right? Wait a minute, assuming she meant gray... (goes pale) Aaron: (Watches with new interest) wrapped around her, pulling her back. A soft male chuckle fell on her ears and several hot kisses on her bare shoulders. Hands held hers above her head Vegeta: ACK! It must be him if he ripped her hands off! Asuka: No, they got ripped off by other disembodied hands. Which might be worse, I'm not sure... and a tail wrappped around her wrists. 18: A tail? That means it's either a Saiya-Jin, or... Aw, crap! Videl: Don't worry, no one could be sick enough to bring HIM into a lemon... could they? Aaron: (Grinning) You'd be surprised. Rei: Who are you talking abo... Oh, no! Lifting her by her bounded wrists, he ripped open her torn silk shirt like if it was paper. She could feel his fingers brushing almost teasingly over in the sensative flesh, he was in front of her ,caressing her breast Aaron: (Turns to Vegeta): You know of any species where the women only have one breast? Vegeta: No. through her bra. He kneaded and gently rubbed the firm mounds. She was a size 34. Aaron: Hmmm... Not bad at all! Asuka: (Looks down at her chest, suddenly embarrassed) His hands felt wonderful to her flesh. She moaned out loud, it echoed down the hall. All: (Blink) Videl: So, is she being raped? I can't tell. I mean, she was running from this guy -I still refuse to believe it's *him* of all people-, but now... Vegeta: No, they scream a lot more if they're being raped. Others: (Back slowly away from Vegeta) Vegeta: What? I attacked planets for about thirty-one years of my life, do you really think it didn't happen? There was faint outline of her hunter in the dim moonlight that came though a window behind him. He was about 5'1, beautifully muscled, and fine soft grey skin. All but Aaron: (Wince, hoping against hope it's not who they think it is) Aaron: Well, it's about damn time he got some action! Others: (Look at Aaron strangely) Aaron: What? He's my favorite character, sue me. His eyes seem to glow like two purple gems on velvet. Dark plum painted lips, immaculently painted, formed a sly smirk. What frightened her the most was when he slowly licked his lips, a tongue reached his eye. All but Aaron: NO! IT IS HIM! FREEZA IN A LEMON! WHY, GOD WHY?! Voice of God: I had nothing to do with this! All but Aaron: Sure you didn't. We believe you. Really. All but Aaron: (Get struck by lightning) Aaron: Pissing off the almighty... Man, you guys are dumb! Others: (Charred) Shut. Up! He wheeled her in for a kiss. She trembled as his strong arm wrapped around her waist and his hand firmly grabbed her face, making her stare at him. Rei: It's not nice to stare. Asuka: Rei, he's *making* her do it... His lips kissed hers tenderly at first, then deeper, much harder. His tongue forced her mouth open and invaded it. Videl: (Deep voice) Its the War of the Worlds. As his mouth devoured her lips, 18: If this is a snuff flick, someone will answer to ME! ripped her bra clean off. He looked down and smiled with content. Her firm white breast were lovely. Diamond-shaped areolas blushed at him with their taut nipples. Aaron: Her areolas can blush? This is one weird alien race... Vegeta: I just hope this isn't another of Freeza's race... Aaron: Yuck, I hope not! I like Freeza, but I have no desire to see Ice-jin mating! Others: Seconded. He cupped them, massaging them slowly. His hands were working a miracle on her, Videl: (Very fake preacher voice) And you shall be healed! all that rubbing, pinching and kneading was getting her hot. All but Rei: (Singing) Sweat baby! Sweat baby! Sex is a Texas drought, me and you do the kind of stuff only Prince would sing about. So put your... (Trail off and look at Rei) Rei: I've changed, but not *that* much. She felt his hot mouth on her throat as it licked and sucked it. He grasped her breast, boosting them up. Aaron: (Hands) Okay, you go in the window, get the diamond, and meet me at the back door. 18: Wait, he grasped her breast, pushing *them* back up? What the... Asuka: Spelling error. Deal with it. His head bowed to lick the mounds of desire. Rei: Mounds of desire? Sounds like a candy bar... She looked down, watching his tongue lap between, under and on top of her breast. He gave the nipples a playful tweak before slowly rolling his tongue over them. They harden quickly, begging for more of his praising. Vegeta: Okay, reality check. Freeza is not playful, and I've destroyed planets in his name and he has yet to praise me, so I doubt that she would be... Ow! Aaron: Ah, yes. The first rule of MSTing. Don't think about the fic. And besides, do you want him to praise you like this? Vegeta: NO! I was just saying... After bathing her breast in his warm saliva, he gently blew on them. The sudden airy stimulus made her jump and squeal. Soon his hunger turned his attention back to her glowing tempting flesh. Tweaking her nipples one last time, he devoured her hard nipples. 18: Redundancy, thy name is... HE WHAT?! Girls: (Hands flying to chests) OW! Aaron and Vegeta: (Snicker) Taking them into his hot hungry mouth. She gasped and arched her back, offering the loving god her luscious sacifice. Vegeta: (Pathetically hopeful) Freeza's not a god, so this can't be him! Right? Aaron: Either that or she thinks as high of him as I do. He sucked them slow and hard, grasping and massaging her tits. He hugged her waist, not wanting her to escape his feasting mouth. Asuka: (Wincing and holding chest) I do *not* like the way the author is describing this! She cooed like a helpless enticed dove, feeling his hands rubbing down her back and grabbing her buttocks. He pulled the thin moist fabric up between her hot buttocks, Rei: So he thinks he'll turn her on even more if he gives her a wedgie? What planet is he from, anyway? Vegeta: (Matter-of-factly) Froze-sai. making them rub against her moist clit. Aaron: So he made her butt rub against her clit? 18: She means the fabric. I hope. Cause I do *not* want to think about what would have to happen for your suggestion to work! While he was finished with her firm breast, he looked up at her pleasure flushed face. A long thin cord of saliva connected her nipple to his lips. Asuka: (Motherly) Freeza! How many times do I have to tell you? Quit playing with your food! Licking it up, he hold her hips as he began to ravish her with savage licking to her warm womanhood. He lifted her a little higher off the ground. She cried out when he rubbed her clit through her panties. Purring with delight, she spreaded her legs for him. Videl: I'm sorry, but I need to ask... If she wanted this, why was she running in the first place?! Vegeta: Well, running is many people's natural reaction to seeing Freeza... He chuckled as he inserted his long fingers into her warm honeypot. Aaron: Oh, Winny the Pooh will *not* be happy about this! 18: (Winny) Someone's been having sex with my honey again. Oh, bother... He began to fingerfuck her, she was so wet and hot. She closed her eyes and focused on the wonderful sensations flowing throughout her body. He smiled at her wet panties and began to lick them. Rei: He's licking her panties? Okay... She felt his teeth catch hold of the fabric, a quick tug, and he ripped them off. She jumped when his long fingers touched her sacred harp. All: (Blink) Asuka: Okay, I've never heard it referred to as a sacred harp before, but whatever... They gently rubbed, probed, and stroked her strings, Vegeta: Someone sowed her lower lips together? Girls: AGH! making her sing. Aaron: (Singing) I wanna slit your throat, and fuck the wound! I wanna push my face in it and feel you swoon! Wanna dig inside and find a little piece of me, cause the line gets crossed when you don't come clean! My... (Notices that Vegeta is laughing his ass off, and the others just look horrified) WHAT?! She throw her head back as his fingers slided into her hot box. Crying out in esctasy, opened her legs wider and felt his fingers stroke in and out. He then grabbed her hips and kissed her inner thighs. Closer he got, the hotter his mouth felt. He kissed her lovebud, taking it into his mouth and sucking it. Vegeta: You know, considering how strong Freeza is, it would probably just be ripped off... Girls: GYAH! Asuka: You two are doing this on purpose, aren't you?! Aaron and Vegeta: Yep! Gasping with delight, she licks her lips and enjoys the ride. Freeza chuckled and licked her sweet wet pussy lips. His tongue searing her pink flesh while lapping her juices. To really make her squirm and jump, Videl: (Singing) Get off your ass and jump around! Jump! Jump! Jump! Everybody! he darted his long thick tongue deep inside her. Vegeta: The hell?! That thing is at least a foot long! Asuka: (Suddenly interested) Oh, really? She bucked and humped against his mouth, the long and probing object stroking and rubbing her on the inside. Aaron: (Singing) I wanna fuck you like an animal! I wanna feel you on the inside! Others: (Singing) You bring me closer to God! He took it to a new level, thrusting it in and out, side and side. She began to drip furiously, her muscles contracting to hold back her passion. Fragant, sweet pussy honey flowed onto his tongue and fingers as he felt her flower burst with nectar. Rei: And now we have lame floral comparison. Why me? Others: Why not? Rei: Very funny. She screamed as she came. Tears of pleasure flowed down her cheeks. Only King Freeza could please her like this. All but Aaron: (Turn green) Aaron: Freeza's super powerful, super evil, super cool, and super good in bed too? Damn, I gotta wonder why he isn't still ruling the universe. Vegeta: Kakarrotto. (Grins) And Trunks. Aaron: Oh, yeah. Her body was limp and blushed as she hang from her wrists, bonded by his tail. 18: Forget super glue! "His Tail" is the most powerful bonding agent in the universe! Suddenly she felt the cold hard wall against her back and something thick and hot inside her wet quip. All: Excuse me? Videl: What, pray tell, is a quip? Asuka: And what is he pushing inside it if he's using his tail on her arms? (Gets starred at) What? You've all seen his fourth form! Butt-naked and not a thing to show for it! She threw back her head as Freeza trusted Vegeta: Freeza is smarter then that. up into her. He held her legs open so he could thrust deeper into her velvety folds. She was hot and tight to his massive cock. Asuka: So he was using an oversized rooster?! Damn, but that boy is disturbed! Aaron: No, *this* is Disturbed: (Begins singing) Get up, come get down with the sickness! Get up come on get down with the sickness! Get up come on get down with the sickness, open up your hate, and let it flow into me! Get up come on get down with the sickness! You mother get come on get down with the sickness! You fucker get up come on get down with the sickness! Madness has now come over me! Others: (Clap) It wrapped around him superbly, 18: I'm not even going to *try* to figure out what that means. Freeza closed his eyes and continued to hump. He groaned as he felt her love juices flow and drip on to his love pole. He licked his lips and glanced at Cherry Queen. All: Hello! Rei: Where did she come from? Aaron: She's the one who is having sex with Freeza. Why we were not told this at the beginning of the fic, I do not know. She was exquisite, Guys: I'll say! her body blushed with hot passion, firm breast bouncing with sweet little taut nipples. Her soft moans and gasps were sweet music to his ears. Rei and Asuka: (Begin to hum "A Thesis of the Cruel Angel" .) He released her hands Videl: On bail. and kissed her sore wrists to make her feel better. Vegeta: Freeza is just *so* OOC here it is not even funny. He wrapped one arm around her waist and the other picked up her left leg. Being extremely flexible, she pulled her left leg up and back to her shoulders. All: (Blink) 18: Flexible? I'd say more like rubbery. His thrusts became deeper and more powerful. She arched her back and wrapped her arms around his shoulders. She kissed and nipped his face and throat like crazy, crying out his name. Rei: (Cherry Queen) Oh, gods yes... Koola! Aaron: (Freeza) What?! Rei: (Cherry Queen) Uh, nothing? Aaron: (Freeza) Uh, die! Rei: (Cherry Queen) AHHHHHHHHHH! Her quip began to quiver All: (Snicker) with passion she pushed higher and higher up the mountain of pure bliss. Videl: (Freeza) Get up there, damn you! I just know a dragon ball's at the top! He held her tightly. His finely chiseled chest was pressed against her bouncing breasts. Vegeta: Wait, cherries, bouncing breasts... It's Mai! Aaron: YES! Her body started to glow furiously with pink light that lit the hall. Cherry Queen gasped and moaned her way to a fiery burst of energy. Vegeta: (Cherry Queen) Big Bang Me Attack! Aaron: Funky-hameha! (J-Boogie promptly runs on screen, uses his bokken to smite Aaron for stealing his move, then runs off) She closed her eyes and concentrated on her sexual energy to her navel, it then spreaded like fire. As it released, she screamed and raked Freeza's back with her fingernails. Aaron: Ouch, that hurts... Vegeta: Yeah, I never did like that.. Aaron: Huh? Oh, you mean the back raking. That I don't mind, but getting hit with a bokken from a SI hurts like a bitch! Rei: So, you hurt like Asuka? *SMACK* Asuka: Shove it, Miss I'm-Gonna-Destroy-Earth! Vegeta: Hey, don't call me miss! Others: (Sweatdrop) Vegeta: Oh, you didn't mean me... Sorry! Carry on! He was pleased to know that she was satisfied by looking at her body spasming from pleasure. 18: Actually, that's more what *I* looked like when Dr. Gero turned the power on too high. Her body went limp in his arms and she was panting. Videl: (Freeza) Good Cherry Queen! You get a Scooby snack! Freeza gently withdrew and gathered her up in his arms. They were back at her bedroom in seconds. She could hear the crackle of fire Vegeta: See, Freeza had decided he didn't care much for her after all, and so he had to get rid of her. and the soft rustle of satin. Vegeta: Or not. The sheets felt amazingly cold to her back and buttocks. She could feel Freeza walk away from the bed. He had tucked her in for the night. Reaching for him, she was too late. For he was gone. Rei: That's actually kinda... Sweet. Aaron: Ignoring how OOC Freeza was, of course. Rei: Of course. He's more emotionless then Gendo-san. I get it, I get it. Aaron: It's not that he's emotionless. It just so happens that the only things he feel are rage, greed, and an insane joy of sadomasochism. Kinda like me, come to think of it... Others: (Eye him warily) Aaron: I WAS KIDDING! Geeze... Fin *Cherry Queen is a character from one of my characters from my fanfics* Asuka: Of all the people she could have chose- Gohan, Future Trunks, 17, Sharpner, Vegeta, ect.-, she has her own AA sleep with Freeza? Damn, that's spooky... Videl: So's wanting to sleep with Sharpner. Asuka: I didn't say I wanted too, I just said he was preferable to Freeza! Dark Sonic: So, ready to submit yet? All: You wish. 18: Hardly any spelling errors, competent writing, good vocabulary... This was not a threat in the least. Dark Sonic: I see... Well, poopie! Videl: Although I am still rather confused as to what the hell a quip is... Asuka: And why she was running in the first place. Aaron: Hey, the doors are open! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ As the MSTers walked out of the theater after their first fic, the atmosphere was rather relaxed. Vegeta sighed. "This is what he is trying to break us with? Pathetic..." Aaron looked kinda nervous. "Well, there are allot of sick fanfics out there, maybe he just hasn't found them yet." Just as Vegeta was about to respond, something started to happen. A ball of black energy had appeared in the center of the room. As the MSTers watched, it slowly took shape, finally changing into a form that Aaron recognized immediately. However, this was the last person he had ever expected to meet. "I-it can't be..." The newcomer looked at Aaron with piercing black eyes. "Oh, but it can." "Dear God, it-it is... You!" $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ So, are you in suspense? Oh. Well, anyway, I promise you that no one will figure out who the new arrival is. A new MSTer makes himself know, as the crew MST their next fic, The Second Katsuragi Expedition. Watch for it! (A/N) This is for anyone who want's to META-MST this this... Go right ahead, you have my permission and my wish of good luck. _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com