§--( Turn off your life )--§ (And guess what? All hell has broken loose!) And Yet Even more... Sailor Moon: Neo-Scouts - MSTied! Parts 9-12 (Currently, You are at Part 9) Written by Dr.Thinker MSTied by John 'CrowBar' Hurst Any C&C should go to MakoReno@aol.com http://crowbar.cjb.net/ Experiment No. 203 Hello! Once again, I go through the Dr.Thinker Classic 'Neo- Scouts'! Anyway, I'm sorry for my last parts to take so long in getting out. Part 7 was a hard chapter to MST and plus my friend came to spend the week, so forgive me for the long wait on those parts. Anyway, on with the show! ____________________________DISCLAIMER______________________________________ Sailor Moon is owned by DiC. References to MST3K and other things are owned by Best Brains Inc. All of the FF7 characters are owned by SquareSoft, The ruler of RPG's! The Idea for 'Armadillo' originally came from the Cosmo Canyon creator http://www.ffnetwork.com/cosmo/ . This is also a neat site as well! This fic is owned by Dr. Thinker. I have his permission to MST this, so you may not flame me or him for the MSTing or the story. This is merely a form of C&C. Have a sense of humor when you read this, Dr. Thinker ()-). ____________________________________________________________________________ CUE THE THEME! In the not to distant future, I'm not really sure when. Reno and the Turks went, On a Space Mission. But Rufus had a different plan, to trap them up there, man, And now the 3 are stuck up there, and they don't know what they are doing there. (Reno: HELLLPPPP USSS!!) (Rufus singing now) I'll send them stupid fanfics, the worst on this Earth, (La La La) They'll hafta sit and watch them all, and they'll want to be back on this turf. (La La La) (Return to original singers) Keep in mind they can't control, where the fanfic begins or ends. (La La La) And the only way to keep sanity, is to riff how bad fanfics can be... TURK ROLL CALL Cambot (We're live!) Elena (We must do this!) Rude (Don't call me baldy) REEENNNNOO (Allright, Baldy) If you are wondering how they got up there, without a descent rocket and other stuff. (La La La) Just repeat to yourself 'It's Just a show and It's really just fluff.' For Mystery Turkish Theater 3000 [Guitar Twang] ---------------------------------------------------- [SOS Holographic Room- Nicknamed The Mind Room] Elena walked on the slick surface she was on. There was no call from Reno and Rude, and she was worried. She went back to the base camp, where the rest of the crew was. Her oxygen tank was almost on empty. As she finally reached the camp site, she looked at Biggs and Vicks, looking around for a good place to start the digging. Wedge was in a huge robotic device, preparing for it to begin. As she looked around, she looked at the stars in space. "They look nicer than they did on Earth" she thought, going through the debris they had made. She finally did find that perfect spot, realizing it was very soft. "Hey Wedge! Bring the Robotic thingie over here!" she yelled through the comm, and Wedge did so. The slow moving device eventually made it to the the spot. "Ground here. It should be easy" she called through the comm. Vicks and Biggs then came to see if this would work. Elena was also hoping it would as well. But it wasn't exactly the best spot. As soon as they started digging at what seems to be the 'tail' section, a strange burst of brown matter came right towards the vehicle. As it zoomed towards the device, Wedge tried to get it out of the way, but it was too late. Wedge's vehicle was caught by the matter and it exploded, causing a chain reaction with the brown matter blowing everyone sky-high. End Program... [SOS Bridge] [Scene shows Elena, Reno, and Rude just chatting about the events that happened in the holoprogram. Reno and Rude look a little rough, while Elena looks kind of charred up.] Elena: What the hell was that, guys? That was....interesting Rude: Well, after hearing about that hit movie 'Armageddon', I decided to make a parody program to see how the programs in the Mind Room Works. Elena: So. What was that huge thing? Reno: That was our parody called 'Armadillo'. It's basically a big Armadillo heading towards the Earth. A group of people have to go up there, dig a huge hole in it, and then give it a tetnis shot. Elena: And why was the digging so near the 'Tail?' Rude: [Generic Anime Sweatdrop] Uhh... We thought it would be a cool plot device. Elena: Oh. Well, who created it so that we would go there? Reno: Uhh...We kind of both did. Elena: Ok. Because of you guys, I'll probably stink for the rest of the week! Rude: Uh oh.... [Commercial Sign light flashes off.] Reno: Hey, we'll be right back! [Hits the button and runs off. Rude follows suit.] Elena: [Running after them] As soon as I get my hands on you, you'll wish you never did that sick joke on me!! *************************************************************************** [Scene shows Mr.Rogers' house, with Mr.Rogers in a chair] Mr. Rogers: Greetings, neighbors. Next time on my show, I will show you the best way to keep safe from strangers as Little Timmy has shown here. [The scene switches to Little Timmy holding a gun and pointing it to a masked man.] Timmy: Stay back! Mr.Rogers showed me how to use this! Man: Like you would try...MWHAHAH [Several shots fly out of the gun and hits the Man in the chest.] Man: Oh god... [Dies] [Little Timmy turns to the camera] Timmy: Thank you Mr.Rogers! Now I also know how to use hand garnedes! [The Scene switches to Mr.Rogers again] Rogers: So check it out at Ten o.... [He is interrupted by a knocking on the door.] Man Outside of the Door: THIS IS THE POLICE! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!! Rogers: Oh dear. Check out my show at Ten o clock, now. And don't worry about me. [He grabs a flame thrower] I'll be perfectly fine. *************************************************************************** [SOS Bridge- Reno and Rude are in bandages while Elena has taken a bath and switched clothing during the commercial break. It's a trade secret on how they do that.] Reno: Dammit, Elena! Elena: I warned you. Rude: Yeah, but making us watch a Sailor Moon Dubbed Episode was bad enough. Reno: Yeah, DIC Butchered that thing. I would go for the original any day! Elena: You are lucky I didn't make you interact with them in the DiC version in The Mind Room. Reno: [Shudders] Well, never mind. That punishment was good enough. Rude: Yeah... [The MADs Light flashes off] Rude: Hey, Siegfried and Roy are calling. [Rude touches the light as the HectoScreen comes on] [Midgar 13] [Rufus and Heidegger are standing in front of the screen, awaiting] Rufus: Greetings, People in Blue. I just finished my most evil masterpiece! [SOS] Reno: You finally realized how much Shinra sucked and decided to move on? Rude: You made your own cereal brand again? Reno: Don't remind me of Rufus-O's....Those things sucked. Elena: Wait a minute...did you *actually* finish doing your hair today, Rufus? [Midgar 13- Rufus is outraged by Elena's Comment] Rufus: Noone... Disses.... the Hair!! Heidegger: But you said yourself sir that it looked like a complete.... Rufus: SHUT UP, Heidegger! Heidegger: But you said.... Rufus: Never mind what I said! Shut up! Heidegger: [Meekly] Yes'm. [Rufus turns back his attention back to the Turks. He holds out a small box that says 'Rufus Crocker' on it.] Rufus: *This* is my way to success! [SOS- The Turks are staring at him, stupified] Reno: Uhh...I predict that Betty Crocker will be coming for you soon with a big fat lawsuit. [Midgar 13] Rufus: You don't understand, do you? Well, let me explain then. You see, Thanks to my Plot Contrivance Materia, I was able to make a brownie that grows uncontrollably, even when you use a dab of it. Once this is baked, it will slowly grow! And only I have the antidote to change it back to normal brownies. And if they don't obey my commands, I shall wreck brownie terror! Then I will rule the Earth! MWHAHA!! [Heidegger leaves the room for no apparent reason] [SOS] Elena: Not to be rude, sir... Rude: No, I'm Rude, Elena. Elena: Whatever. But, wasn't your intentions to drive us crazy and unleash us? [Midgar 13] Rufus: Well, yeah. But I got bored and decided to make other things that could lead to world domination. Anyway, your fic is going to be the horrible and painful parts 9-12 of Neo-Scouts. Enjoy! Hahaha! [Heidegger comes back in the room with a brownie] Rufus: [turning to Heidegger] Hey! Where did you get that? Heidegger: Well, I was hungry for something, so I made some brownies out of that box over there. [Points to the 'Rufus Crocker' box] Rufus: [looks over] Uh oh....YOU IDIOT! Hurry and send them the fanfic! Heidegger: Yes sir! [He runs to the panel and hits the button. Just as he does, A mass of brownies overgrown come and break down the door into Midgar 13.] Rufus: Oh god.... [SOS] [Klaxons go off] Rude: AHH! It's the British telephone! Reno: No...It's THINKER SIGN!!! [The 3 walk into the door sequence] §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ [Door 6: It's Newbie on AOL. You kick him in the butt and he goes and plays with his proggies.] [Door 5: It's a piece of the Titanic ship. You throw icebergs at it and it eventually sinks, totally freaked out.] [Door 4: It's a Hentai Freak. You quickly show him a pic of Cologne and he runs away.] [Door 3: It's Ultima Anime's main gateway. You click on the huge logo to continue.] [Door 2: It's a Coca-Cola machine. It spits out a Citra and you walk on.] [Door 1: It's the AOL symbol. you use the superior power of MIE and Netscape to blow it away. You walk on.] §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ [The 3 enter the theater] Reno: Was Rufus actually thinking on making a re-make of the Blob when he made that stuff? Elena: No, but I hope his lab will be destroyed by it! >Part 9 - Return of the Future. Reno: (Doc Brown) I must send you 'BACK TO THE FUTURE!' >Princess Serenity the II returns as a subtitle teacher Elena: A Subtitled Teacher? [Laughs] Reno: (Teacher) Today, you will not understand a word I say and will have to read subtitles to understand them. > with >attidute drive Serena, Molly, and Melvin nuts. Rude: (Bobby's Mother) Well, it's the Mental Institute for you 3, don't cha know. Elena: And I thought Melvin was already crazy. The Tuxedo Melvin incident just gave it away! Reno: (Melvin) Feel the wrath of RAMEN! > Meanwhile, Fire >Queen trys to use Phoza, a fire fly to defeat the Scouts. [Everyone laughs hysterically] Reno: A....FIRE FLY? [Continues laughing] Rude: That's even worse than...than that moth! [Continues laughs] Elena: (Usagi) Quick, Ami! Get your Ray-Bans on! That Fire Fly has a extreme light radius!! [Laughs] >**************************************************************** ALL: [singing] WE WISH UPON A STAR.... Rufus: [on intercom] (Swamp Castle King) Stop that! Stop that! There will be no singing while I'm around! >Inside Jokes Rude: This fic. >Part 7 - Mega Man is famous in Japan as Rock Man as the joke here >by Sailor Moon. Reno: All hail the mighty Rockman! [Everyone is about to bow down.] Rude: But he is Capcom. [Everyone stops] Elena: Oh yeah. And plus he sounds like a girl in the dubbed version of Mega Man 8. Reno: Yeah...let's not hail him. But Breath of Fire 3 DOES kick ass. >Part 8 - Cellians dead sneces are based on normal cells. Elena: Huh? The cellians are based on dead scenes. How interesting. Rude: They must have a HQ here. This fic is full of them. >Dead cells are the skin of your body. Rude: Yeah...We know. I don't think I could handle another health class right now. Especially in a Thinker Fic. Elena: Why? You hate health? [Rude nods] Reno: Well, we won't go into the bloodsteam then, where they lead to the heart and lungs... [Rude holds his stomach] Reno: Hehehe.... >The brown is a color never >used for a monster dead snces in Sailor Moon. Reno: Yeah..uh huh. We know this. [Imitates a snoring sound] > The dust is put of >every Sailor Moon O (Orignal Deal) Rude: Another one of the butcherings of Sailor Moon by DiC. Elena: Didn't they also do that in the original? Rude: Oh yeah... But the show was still butchered by DiC! >Tis time to quiet.... [Everyone is quiet] Reno: Sorry, folks. We couldn't think of anything else. >Sign >Dr. Thinker Elena: Guaranteeing Bad fanfiction since 1994. [Lightning strikes Elena. Elena falls to the ground unconsious] Reno: Whoa! What was that? Rude: I dunno. But I don't think he likes those types of jokes, whoever did that. Well, not all of those jokes anyway. >Sailor Moon Neo Scouts Part II - Teacher and Fire, Don't Mix. Reno: Well, with the teachers I had, yes they do. Rude: What do you mean? Reno: Well, they always acted like they had fire in their eyes. Rude: Ok. I know what you mean. Reno: Then they gave us 20,000 things of homework every night. Rude: Ok.. you can stop. Reno: And then they finish it off by the *Pop Quiz*. Rude: STOP! I think we know what you mean. >[A hallway with a very slow Serena with Molly] [Elena wakes up] Elena: (Usagi) Hey Molly, I still wanna kill you, you know that? Rude: Welcome back, Elena. Reno: (Molly) Well, I'm still pissed at not becoming a princess! >Molly: So who got you up? Reno: (Usagi) Oh, James Hetfield and his friends came over and played 'Enter Sandman' in my ears. Elena: Don't do that! That may spark crossover ideas with Metallica!! Rude: Too late....it already happened. [Elena and Reno shutter] >Serena: Don't know. Elena: Will our Mystery Waker come out from the audience! Rude: I wouldn't be surprised if it was Tux Kamen... Reno: Or Dr.Thinker himself. Elena: Ugh! Don't give me any bad thoughts! >Molly: Mrs. Haruna is out for today. Rude: (Molly) A plot contrivance got her. Very sad... > A guy, I hope that soon will >come Mr. Haruna, Elena: Nothing, you two. Not a word. Rude: Well, it sounds a tad too sick for our tastes anyway. > is taking her out for a daylight date. Reno: Oh. So she is taking him through a tunnel that crashed down on a whole bunch of people, and they have to escape? Rude: Wrong *DAYLIGHT*, Reno. >Serena: That means... Elena: (Usagi) We can get out of this fic? Rude: (Molly) Sorry, but the fic is still on. Elena: (Usagi) D'OH! >Molly: A replacement teacher! Rude: And there was much rejoicing. [Elena and Rude are carrying small flags] Elena and Rude: [monotoned] Hooray. >Serena: Yes! Reno: (Usagi) Prepare the works, Molly! Get the Spray Paint! The Viagra! And most important, The M-80's! We are going bring down this substitute teacher! >***************************************************************** Rude: My god, it's full of stars.... >[Dark Room] Elena: (Dr.Thinker) Nothing really....just Dark. >Voice: Sorry, my lady. Reno: (Voice) I thought it would be a good fanfic opportunity.... Rude: (Lady) Well, it wasn't! Now you got us stuck in this mess! >Voice 2: NO CLUES TO THE READERS, Fire Head [A small cloud of dust comes into the theater] Elena: Yuck! How did this dust come in here? Reno: Looks like the 4th wall took a good blow. >F.Q. : Oh! Go eat your weight in English Muffins with a huge >coffee mug fill with you know what. Rude: Uhh...Sorry, we don't know what. I mean, this is a Thinker Fic! Elena: (FQ) You know, out of one of those big mugs they sell at the Pilot! >[We see a very angry Princess with a Moon stick. Reno: (Princess) Here you go, FQ. Chase the stick right into that well over there! Fetch! Rude: (FQ) [makes barking sounds.] > For you, this is >leader of the Dark Scouts. Elena: (Thinker) For me...it's another 3 parts! > Princess with Meltia from another >dimison. Rude: Uh...Ok? Did anyone get a word that said? Reno: Nope. None at all. Elena: (Attendent) Remember, While you are in The Thinker Zone, you may not use any common sense at anytime. Thank you. >Her name as Serena past name, Serenity.] ALL: NANI?? Reno: I thought Serenity was a nice and gentle person? Elena: (Announcer) Serenity is back, and she's pissed. >P.S.: Rude: (Thinker) We will make the deal at 11. Elena: Uhh...I don't think he made that type of PS. > I think that he wait me to be realed now, Rude: Realed? Reno: The Scooby-Doo virus has sweept the land and *YOU* could be the next victim! Elena: (PS ala Scooby-Doo) Ret's ret's routta ris ranric Rude: Huh? Elena: Oh sorry, that translated to 'Let's get outta this fanfic'. > by the look of >that paragh in bookest. Rude: Well, that makes sens..huh? Reno: Are they reading through a book all of a sudden. Elena: That book would be 'Go-Dog-Go' for them. >F.Q.: Look, the Camera Writer was on. Rude: Camera Writer? Reno: (FQ) That projector geek must have forgot to shut it off! Oh well, want to make neat little things on the transparent sheet? >----------------------------------------------------------------- Rude: Even the hyphens are dashing to get out of this fic. >[Light. Reno: AND LET THERE BE LIGHT!!! > F.Q has just turn on the Camera Writer] Elena: What the heck *is* this Camera Writer? Reno: Maybe it's a etch-of-sktech version of Rufus' Plot Contrivance Materia'. >P.S. : Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Rude: She must be mad? Reno: What makes you say that? Rude: All those R's backing up the G gives me a clue. Elena: Or she could be turning into Tony The Tiger. Rude: (Tony) They're Grrrrrrreeaaatt! >Have you fiqure it out who are those >scouts. Reno: (Random Person) Not yet! We are still trying to figure out where our question marks went to! >F.Q.: Yes, My Major Queeen. Meltia did not take over you and make >you a monsterous princess, instead, Rude: (FQ) She sent you to Microsoft and there you turned into a evil villain! > she used Princess Beryl of >Earth. Reno: IfyouknowwhatImean! *WHACK!* Oww!! Elena: Baka. > Who was the first child of Queen Giaga. Rude: So not only are the Hyphens running away, the COMMAS are too? Reno: Smile and Nod, Baldy. Rude: [stares at Reno menacingly] Grrr.... Right. > They were trap in >the Sliver Crystral. Elena: Along with the DiC Dubbers Minds as well. Rude: That would explain a lot. >Moon is in fact, Princess Sereinty of that >dimision. Reno: You know, all this talk about dimensions make it seem like a bad Sliders crossover. Rude: If we do see Quinn and them, I'm leaving. >P.S: It's you turn. Rude: (PS) To do the dishes, FQ. And I don't want any griping about how that Time Lady alters it to make you do a bad job either! >----------------------------------------------------------------- >[Mrs. Haruna class] Elena: Where the *fun* begins! Others: [Groan] >Molly: I won'der who is the sub'a'too teacher is? [Everyone laughs hystericly] Reno: (Molly) She needs to help me with my apostrophes! [Continues laughing] Rude: Sub'a'too? Oh god... That HAS to be one of the worst spelling error in histroy of fanfiction! Elena: (Announcer) Come on down to SUB A TOO and rent one of our Too's today! >Sarah: Yeah, me, too. Reno: (Sarah) I'm also wondering about you, Molly. What the hell is a Sub a Too? Is it some sort of weed? Rude: (Molly) Don't ask me! Ask Thinker! >Voice: Hello, class. Elena: (Voice) I am Mr.Vader and I will be helping you with Social Studies of the Empire...err I mean Social Studies. Just Social Studies. [Elena makes heavy breathing noises] >[We see Serena shocked face with Molly asking] Reno: (Molly) [English] Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? Rude: (Molly) Excuse me, Usagi, but why is your face starting to melt? >Molly: Do you know her? Elena: (Usagi) No. It's one of those extras that keep coming around my house. Thinker must be running low on budget. Reno: Either that, or Usagi is being watched at all times, like The Truman Show. >Serena: [turning her face away to the teacher at the door] No. Rude: I bet she has a hard time with her face. Elena: (Usagi) Listen Face, turn AWAY from the teacher...no don't look at it! Look *away* from it...NO! Oh man, my neck will break soon...Oww.. >Serena sees a young women in a pink dress and a white shirt, she >is handing a blue hand bag. Reno: Ladies and Gentlemen, Thinker at his descriptive best! Rude: We already used that joke. Reno: Oh. Elena: Handing a blue handbag? Does she have Thing in there or something? >She is shocked by her hair in egg- >like meatball shape. ALL: [Singing] The incredible, edible, hair! >She is Renni to her.] Rude: And to us...No more than a crappy plot device. >Teacher: I'm Mrs. Serina. Reno: [Snickers] Yeah...very original name, Rini. The Men in Black make better names than you do! >I have some test to pass for Mrs. >Haruna, for you. Rude: (Rini) Some rather personal ones at that. >Serena: Finish? Elena: This fanfic? Not likely. >Teacher: [laughing] No, Not Yet! Rude: (Rini) Hehee.. It's fun to give out torture to students! >Serena: Ugh. Reno: (Usagi) My Breakfast Burrito is coming up, hold on... >Teacher: Who would have thought a wimp school girl is >the future leader of Tokyo?> Rude: Whoa! That's not any way to treat your future mother. Course If I was her and saw Usagi, I would probably have said the same thing. >Serena: Why does she appear again, that pink hair was >pain less.. Elena; We already explained that...PLOT CONTRIVANCE! Reno: Of course the pink hair was painless, Usagi! I mean.. it's not a porcupine or anything. >Let's just hope that she is a little bit more helpful >as Rude: Kasumi. Reno: (Rini Ala Kasumi) Oh my! Look at all the homework I am giving out! Guess I'll have to get rid of it.... To my students that is. Rude: Then Nabiki would be making bets on who would finish the homework first. >Sailor Neo-Moon. Rude: (Usagi) Because we know who is going to get the chores....MWHAHA...Oh wait, she lives in the future....D'OH! >***************************************************************** >[Lunch Time, School Grounds, Outside] Elena: Well, off course it's outside! You mentioned school grounds! Reno: [mumbling] Nitpick, Nitpick... >Serena: Hello, Lita. Did you see the replament for Mrs. Haruna? Rude: Huh? Is the so-called Ms.Serina going to teach there forever? God, we need details! >Lita: No, but Amy had. Reno: (Lita, Sorry...forgot Japaneese name) She was describing her.... [Elena gets up and does a one-two combo, followed by a uppercut on Reno] Reno: Ughh.... I won't do it again. Elena: You better not. >Amy: She was walking into by room, by mistake. Rude: This part is getting more frustrating every second. 'By Room'? Reno: I think Thinker meant to say 'My Room'. Elena: So, now all the students LIVE at the School now, huh? >Serena: What does she look like. Reno: (Usagi) I've just already have seen her so many times, fought with her by my side, and other assorted things, but what DOES she look like? >Amy: Pink Shirt, Pink Shirt, and a Pink meatball-like hairdo. Elena: Ami sure got redundant pretty fast. Reno: (Ami ala Record Skipping) Why do you ask? Why do you ask? Why do you.. >Serena: That her, called her Mrs. Haruna. Rude: Owww....My head. I'm not even going to figure out that one. [Grabs some Aspirin and chugs it down.] Reno: (Usagi) Let's call her Ms.Haruna and see how she reacts! Does that sound fun? >***************************************************** >[Darrien is walking to a 20-story house. Elena: That's a pretty damn big house. Rude: Maybe it's the Emperor's house and Darien is on strike there.... Reno: (Strike Members) NO MORE BAD FANFICS! >The Manger appear. Reno: And he just appeared, nothing big. He just appeared like David Copperfield does. Thanks for the description Thinker. >Manger: Some in Apt. Reno: (Manager) 3G are looking for you. I think they want you for a job. Rude: (Darien) Thank god! > 34 is look for you. Her name is Mrs. Serina. Elena: (Manager) You know, the one who can't think of any good names? >She waits you to talk to her. [Everyone imitates the Waiting Music in Dentist Offices] >Darrien: At your place, Mr. Hyumian or at her place. Reno: Huh? Where the lemon will take place? [Elena covers Reno's mouth] Elena: Don't even think Thinker and Lemons together! >Manger: Her place, Darrien. Rude: (Manager) She mentioned something about 'Getting it on'. Reno: How come he can say them, but not me? Elena: His is not as bad as yours. >***************************************************************** >[Aptament, all living room and kitchen are being served. Reno: She must be having a Party or something. Rude: (Darien, Drunk) I just want one more dr..drr..drrink ma'am. >On the >couch are Darrien and Mrs. Serina. ALL: !_! Reno: Please SAY that Thinker has not turned this into a Lemon, PLEASE say that! >Serena Serina has not turn her >head around] Rude: (Russian Spy) Remember, not a word-ski, Rini. You work for us now. [Imitates a gun cocking sound.] >Darrien: Hello..Hello, Mrs. Serina. Elena: Everyone will be hit with the Redundant diesease! Reno: (Darien) Hello! Hello! How How are are you you? >Serena Jr.: Last name are such and pain, just called me Serena >Jr. Elena: (Darien) I'm sorry, But that is even more painful for ME to say. >[Serena Jr. Turn her around] Reno: Well, sorry, fanfic. No can do. I mean, we can't go into your world and do that. >Darrien: Why are you back her? ALL: NANI? Rude: Is there another girl in the same room? >Serena: The Dark Scouts are attacking. Reno: Thank you, Ms.Obvious. >Some is planning on >drestory Earth. Elena: (Rini) The others are planning on watching 'Scream 2'. > Serena is trying to keep my indentry from Molly, Rude: (Rini) My OTHER identity anyway, Trumfty the Muffin Queen. >which will be forth Fire Queen, Reno: And we have...BAD GUY...I mean GAL! Elena: If this doesn't make Darien's mind alert, then nothing will! Rude: Shouldn't that Athena gal have already told them about all the Dark Scouts? > thanking that would keep Serena >busy..but no. Reno: (Rini) She comes back to me later and asks me if I need any *More* help. Next time she comes around here I'm gonna beat her down with a crowbar! >***************************************************************** Rude: The latest in cloning technologies! Snowflake Cloning! >[Temple] Rude: Not Rei's Temple or anything, just *A* temple. >Serena: Rei is sliming? Elena: I hope not! If Rei slims any further, she'll have no waste! Reno: Or she could be a spokesperson.... Elena: For Nickelodeon...I know I know. Stop kicking the dead horse. >Raye: The rest of the Neo-Scouts expect for Neo-Moon are helping >out with the temple. Rude: (Rei) Since they pissed us off, they are just considered extras and do not have the right to be in this story... > Neo-Moon is going to pretend to be a >replament teacher. ALL: DUH! I THINK THEY KNOW THIS BY NOW! >Serena: If she soo up, she is going to get a punch from me. ALL: NANI? Reno: Is that some new slang? Rude: I may punch through this fic if it keeps getting more confusing! >Reeny: Yeah, right! Mrs. Moon. Reno: Usagi isn't married! What the? Elena: She could be mocking Usagi.... Rude: (Rini Ala Odd French Knight) Now go away before I taunt you a second timer! >Serena: Reeny Rude: (Usagi) What the HELL are you smoking? >{The fake Reeny transforms into the Fire Queen. Reno: So just like that... no spiffy transformations...just that. Elena: Hey, that means the less we'll have to riff. Rude: Yeah, but the lack of description is just killing me... > A Johny-Storm >with no human body. [Everyone stares at the screen] Reno: What the heck did it just say? [Grabs some of the aspirin] > Just fires.} Reno: (Commander) Fire Queen! Fire at Will! Rude: (FQ) Yes sir! [Imitates a farting sound] Elena: Ok...now *THAT* was totally uncalled for. >Serena: MOON Crystral POWER! >Raye: Mars Star Power! Reno and Rude: Once again... Wonder Twin Powers ACTIVATE! [Nothing Happens] Reno: Oh well... >S. Moon: Faking my children from the future is wrong. Elena: (Usagi) Although they will probably make me go crazy when they are born and stuff, but... Reno: Check the plural on Child... Rude: If Usagi has more than one kid... This fic will become officially a horror movie. Elena: Why's that? Rude: Well, Chibi-Moon gives a great example.... >I will >punish you for love and justice. Reno: (Usagi) Especially for the *love* part... Elena: Reno... >I'm Sailor Moon. Rude: Now, why does Sailor Moon speeches always remind me of Kintobor? Elena: Who? Rude: I'll explain later. >S. Mars: I will vaish you to farthest pit of death. Elena: Richard Simmons Health Club? >F.Q: I double dare you to do that! Reno: (Rei) I triple dare you! Rude: (FQ) I triple- dog dare you! Reno: (Rei) Ok! [Makes throwing noises] Rude: (FQ) Wha? I didn't mean ittttt! [Imatates falling through a pit] >S. Mars: Mars Fire Surrond! Elena: Sound! Reno: This fic has been tested in Mars Fire Surround Sound. Enjoy the fic while it makes the fire inside you burn. >[Fire Queen assorbs the fire balls] ALL: DUH! Reno: That was actually a pretty dumb attack for her to do. >Fire Queen: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Rude: (Commander) Initiate the Generic Laughter....NOW! >I'm fire myself. Elena: (FQ) Oww! Oww! Dammit! I didn't mean to burn myself!! Help!! >S. Moon: Grrrrrrrr!!!!!! Reno: She needs to finish that and it will be Gruff. Add a Mcc in it...MccGruff! Elena: (MccGruff) Only *YOU* can take a bite out of bad fanfics. >Moon Taira Magic! Reno: (Usagi) OVERUSED MAGIC ATTACK! (Normal) In all Sailor Moon fics anyways. >[It missed a hit a tree.] Rude: Huh? It missed the enemy, it seems like, and it also missed a tree. Elena: We are in the Thinker Zone. Remember that. >F.Q.: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Rude: Hey Thinker, you might be running out of 'Ha's' soon! >Missed! Reno: (FQ) Nyah! Nyah! You missed me! >S. Moon: Look above. Elena: (Plucky Duck) Look. Rocket Ship. >[A branch is falling, but it is steam up by the fire of Fire >Queen] Rude: *INTENSE* *DESCRIPTIVE* *ACTION*! >F.Q: [Spiting Sparks] I tell you once, you can not defeat me! Reno: As opposed to saying it twice. Elena: (Boris) I'm INVINCIBLE! >Voice: We see at about that, you fire balls. Rude: My my, Just wonderful taunts! Reno: Fire balls? Does that mean... Rude and Elena: NO! > Mercury, do your >stuff. Reno: (Ami) I would be *glad* too. *WHACK!* Hey! >S. Mercury: Mercury Ice Water. Rude: (Ami) Sorry. Our exclaimation points were stolen. Donate your exclamation points to us please. We need your help. >[The fire is walking, Reno: Dead Fire Walking. > remind a red togan and a fire similar to >Raye.] Rude: Well, I understand Rei has a firey temper but.... Reno: Togan? Maybe Thinker means Toga... Elena: TOGA TOGA TOGA! Rude: Ladies and Gentleman, the Recyclable Joke (TM)! >S. Mars: Look like it my twin, he was next. Reno: Oh great...we have MALE scouts now. Rude: (Rei) He was next... for the leathal injection. >S. Neo-Moon: Yeah. Elena: (Rini) I have no idea what I'm saying but... Yeah. >S. Moon: Who give your that now power. Rude: How nice. Rini has National Organization for Women now. >S. Neo-Moon: Me. Reno: (Rini) I'm the god! I'm the god! MWHAHA! >S. Moon: [sighing] Oll, Well, that end well! Reno: Oll? Maybe she meant 'Olay'.. Rude and Elena: Olay! >MOON CRYSTRAL >HEALING!!] Elena: Ahh... It's nice to see the same moves over and over... >Phonia: Hello, Princess. Reno: (Phonia) I've been *waiting* for you. Hehehe... [Aims his finger as a gun at the screen] >Athena: Did you know me. Elena: Ok, So Athena has amnesia. Weird. Rude: (Athena) I don't ever remember meeting you, Usagi. [Reno snickers] >Phonia: Of course, she is Athena, the Princess of Merucry, Reno: Thrill as we talk about characters we already know about. > I'm >Princess of Mars. Elena: [Sarcastically] And I'm Princess of the Dance. Reno: No...thats Rude's job. Rude: WHAT!?! Take this, Reno! [Tackles Reno] Reno: Hey! [The two begin fighting] >Raye: I'm Sailor Mars, here. Elena: Hey! It's a roll call! Elena....Here. Reno? Reno: [While punching Rude] Here. Elena: Rude? Rude: [Blocking Rude's punch] Here. Elena: Grumpy Old Man? [Reno and Rude stop fighting] Reno and Rude: WHO? Grumpy Old Man: Here. [Suddenly he disappears.] Reno: [Blinks] Wierd. >Phonia: I thank for stop my evil transformation. Rude: (Phonia) To all the little guys, my manager, and of course these magical girls here. >I will allow you >to see my good one. Reno: Sayy.... Elena: Baka... >LIGHT MARS POWER! Rude: Half the Calories of REGULAR MARS POWER! >[Phoniex is silimar to Athena, but with red suit, white bows, >white skirt, and white boots. Reno: So... Phonia is basically morphs into a Sailor Clone of Mars, but also looks like Athena, that also looks like Usagi! AHHH! I CAN'T TAKE THIS FIC ANYMORE! I AM GOING TO..... Ow. I don't feel too good. [Faints] Elena: Looks like this fic got to him pretty bad. >Athena: Two down, 8 to. Rude: (Athena) do. Elena: Well, that was pretty tasteless. >Serena: Huh? Elena: Our thoughts on this fic exactly. >Athena: There are 10 scouts exluding Light Earth. Each one has a >twin, exept Sailor Earth. Rude: ACK!! Elena: More plot devices! Help! >Serena: She does have one now. Rude: Oh no...So Sarah is *Now* the sister of Usagi. Not anymore the cousin, but the SISTER. Oh god. This is going to hurt bad.... >Voice of Sarah: I HEARD THAT, SERENA ITY MOONSON. All Except Reno: AHHH!!! Elena: [Singing] The 'ity' bity spider went up the water spout. Down came the fic and killed the spider out. >[All body laugh] Elena: All 'bodies' laughed? Rude: (Resident Evil 2 Zombie) Hahaha. Now may I kill you girls? >***************************************************************** >Dark Serenity: Elena: Ok, so Thinker changed Princess Serenity into Dark Serenity. JUST STICK WITH ONE NAME! Rude: Whoa! Elena, Calm down... Elena: I'm allright, Rude. This fic is just getting me so close to insanity. > Venus is going to wait. Rude: (DS) She has to...you know, *go*. >It you turn, Earth. Fire >Queen plains just wait up in smokes. Elena: (DS) Hehehe...I made a funny. >E.Q.: Don't worry, Minster, Rude: (EQ) I'll fail for you! > I going to play a game that roots up >the first five villian. Elena: (EQ in a dorky voice) Now I made a funny! Hahah! >D.S.: Lords of Prince Darrien are Malachite, Zoidicitite, Rude: Zoidicitite? Since when did the Zodiac Stones from Final Fantasy Tactics come in? >Jadiette and Nephrite, and Lady Beryl. Elena: Yeah. Uh-huh. That's nice. [Imitates a snoring sound] Rude: I think Reno has done that joke way too many times. Elena: So? He's knocked out! Rude: Oh yeah. >What is the deal. Rude: (EQ) Poker. 7-Card, Aces Wild, and oh...you mean the plan for the Senshi. >E.Q.: I will pick a clue, the scouts discover it meaning. Rude: But she suddenly remembers that they are riddles. Elena: (EQ) For example, one of them will be this fic. Let's see how they figure it out! Rude: (Ditto) And the others are going to be 'Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway and other assorted riddles from Lefty's Joke Centre! Elena: Huh? Rude: Shameless plug. I'll tell you later. > They >mean and fight and defeat a Cellians. Rude: So every time they find a clue, and are mean, they fight a cellian. Elena: That about raps it up. >In about five days to five >months. Elena: (EQ) Our Papa John's Pizza will FINNALY be done. >The most collectived with revice as a helping hand. Rude: (EQ) THIS BRAND NEW MERCURY SEDAN! [Elena makes cheering noises] >D.S. :What happens if you collect it? Rude: (EQ) Sorry, can't answer there. The author makes so I can't do that! >E.Q.: I will stay evil..up until they went a crack at your. All except Reno: Huh? Rude: She stays evil until she takes a crack at it. Reno: [while unconsious] (EQ) until they take a crack at your pants! You need to pull them up! Elena: [Blinks] Wow. He can make riffs while he is unconscious. Rude: Yeah. Wierd. >D.S.: What happen if they collect it? Elena: Oh great. DS is hit with Redundant Diesease.... whoever she is. >E.Q.: I will be help of the evil. Rude: (EQ) The Olsen Twins, Barney, Mr.Rogers, Hanson, and the Spice Girls. >Sailor Earth, Tudexo Mask, and >Queen Gaiga, Felios. Elena: Uhh...you forgot about The rest of the Sailor Scouts and Neo-Scouts too! >D.S. : DON'T SPEAK ABOUT THE SOUL OF LIGHT! ALL Except Reno: [Singing] I soul the light, I soul the light.... Elena: I don't think anyone will get that. Rude: Yeah...same here. [Looks at Reno] Man...we better get him back with us. Elena: Yeah.. [Goes over to Reno and tries to pick him up. Reno goes over and lifts him with Elena. Reno: [While Unconscious] (Tickle Me Elmo) Hehehe...That Tickles! Rude: Shut up, Reno. [The 3 exit the theater, Elena and Rude carrying Reno.] §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ [Door 1: It's the AOL symbol. And it's pissed. You run as fast as you can as it chases you.] [Door 2: It's a Coca-Cola machine. You run by it, pushing it down and spilling Dr. Pepper's everywhere] [Door 3: It's Ultima Anime's main gateway. You click on the huge logo to continue as you run on.] [Door 4: It's a Hentai Freak. You run past him and he slams into the AOL Symbol, knocking them both out.] [Door 5: You stroll along it and see several pieces of a iceberg.] [Door 6: It's Newbie on AOL with Magenta. You quickly E-mail TOS and he disappears.] §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ [SOS Bridge- Elena is on the Main Computer, Rude looking over her, while Reno is still unconsious.] Rude: Nothing to do on the web. Elena: Yeah. Rude: What made Reno faint like that anyway? Elena: Oh. Before he got into that theater, he had several hot pockets, and the fic's weirdness and his stomach don't go together, I guess. Rude: Oh well. [Elena is about to sign off, when suddenly, the familiar 'YOU GOT MAIL' sound comes on. Reno snaps awake because of this.] Reno: Huh? What happened? Rude: [Turning to Reno] You got lucky and went unconscious for the rest of the fanfic. Reno: Oh... I guess I shouldn't of had that huge lunch, huh? Rude: Nope. Elena: [Eyes still on screen] Hey! Thinker sent us another mail! Reno: [Gets up] Really? What does it say. Elena: He writes... >Reply-to: winkstwo@sssnet.com >To: MakoReno@aol.com >Turks, >Durning your MiSTing of Part 7 of my story Neo-Scouts, one of you said >that when do this change to a script from prose. I tell you. It's easy >for me to write plays, I don't have to write a lots of words. It's easy >on my fingers. Reno: Hey we understand Thinker. I mean, CrowBar also switched to script form because it was easier for him to write humorous things than with the big long setups with the other form. Rude: Besides, the less we have to riff, right? >I still think of what my next Sailor Moon story should >and plus look up, bad strange stories based anime for me and other >MiSTing of the Shinji's Vault. >Sign >Dr. Thinker >*Helper of Dr. Forrester Reno: Well, we give the best of hopes on your new story! Elena: Speaking of new, I saw his little AAA interlude he made. How in the heck did you guys come off the ship? Rude: Uhh... Well, we used the only escape pod available to give some fics to him. Then, Rufus found us and teleported us back on here. Elena: Ok...so you just pretty much narrowed down any way of getting off this satellite, right? Reno: Pretty much so, yes. Elena: Oh... Crap. Rude: Yeah... [Commercial sign flashes] Reno: We'll be right back. [Hits the button] **************************************************************************** Coming Soon to your town. The Most Stunning Video Game of the Year. Trash Magazine rates it 4 stars. Where's Waldo: Deluxe Edition Find him throughout a Nuclear War! Or try to find him suffocating under the sea! Or even try and find the INVISIBLE WALDO! Coming soon to Comp USA's Everywhere. **************************************************************************** Please continue onto Part 10. §--(Continue with your life off)--§ (AHA! Simon didn't say...) And Yet Even more... Sailor Moon: Neo-Scouts - MSTied! Parts 9-12 (Currently, You are at Part 10) Written by Dr.Thinker MSTied by John 'CrowBar' Hurst Please E-mail me with any C&C to MakoReno@aol.com http://crowbar.cjb.net/ Continue through the nexus of Dr.Thinker's Neo-Scouts.... __________________________________________________________________________ [The 3 enter the theater] Elena: Well, thanks for coming off this trash can without me. Reno: Your welcome! >Part 10 ALL: [Singing] It's the fic that never ends. It goes on and on my friends! >Will his part begin down the end of our Scouts, Elena: Reno? Reno: Yeah? Elena: Does that line sound sick to you? Reno: Uhh.. Yes it does. Elena: Thought so. Don't say anything. Reno: Got it. > you will it help >harm the defeat Villians. Rude: Oh! So it's a interactive fic now. Reno: (Interactive Fic) To get to the end of this, go to the last page. If you want more torture and pain, go to page 24. >Sign Elena: That's a bad sign... Reno: (UPS Guy) Sign here, here, and your initials here.... and here. >Dr. ThinkerSailor Moon Neo Scouts: Part 10 Rude: So Dr.Thinker changed his name to 'Dr.ThinkerSailor' Reno: Guess so. But Sailor Thinker would scare the crap out of me! >--REPLUGING OLD VILLIANS-- Elena: Now you can plug up your villains for recharging! Check your local store for this special offer!! >[Corner of Moon St. and Crystral Ave] Reno: [Rolls eyes] Gee... How original. Elena: (Usagi) How about we go to the corner of Fire Rd. and Ice St. instead? >Serena: Owwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! [Everyone grabs their ears] Elena: Ow... Rude: (Usagi) Sorry, just seeing if the fic was in tune. Reno: Either that or Rei finnaly got to slap Usagi some sense. >Raye: SERENA! Reno: (Rei) Stop yelling for no good reason! > YOU SHOW WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING! Elena: (Usagi) Why? It's my show! You're just another Senshi in it! I own it so there! Nyah Nyah! >[Amy enter with Lita] Reno: (Ami) Can you guess what we did today? *WHACK!* Elena: BAKA! >Amy: Will you please stop fighting! Rude: (Ami) It's making my question marks turn into exclamations! >Raye: Reeny ask me to tell you that Reno: (Rei) The fic is off. Go home. Elena: I wish.... > she called me at 11:40 get >the scouts together and meet at the temple at lunch time. Rude: O....Kay? Reno: So, Rini told Rei that she called at 11:40 and told them to meet at the temple. Elena: Seems like it. >Serena: I hope that she lunch ready, I starved! Reno: Hey! Usagi is a zombie now! Rude: (Usagi) Lunch... Brains... Brains! >[Raye, Amy, and Lita facefaulted] Elena: (Ami) Excuse me, Usagi, but why is your inner guts falling out. Rude: I would facefault too if someone starved and was still alive! >--------------------------------------------------------------- Rude: We are just dashing along in this fic! >[In the the lab of the evil Earth Queen] Elena: This is the secret lab they make all of those Fruit-Roll ups. Reno: Welcome to the Villains Lab. If you would like the VIP tour, ask your local villian for tickets and one of those passes. >T.L: Time is money, don't waste. [Reno looks at his watch] Rude: (TL) In fact, we are wasting time in this fic! Let's get out of here! Elena: Don't waste? So the evil villains are going to help recycle the environment? > According to many American >villains. Elena: So, Executive and CEO's are villains now? Reno: Hey, they always been! Look at Rufus... Rude: And Bill Gates. >E.Q: I have all ready began. Rude: (EQ) My cake. It is soo delicious! Elena: Why do I have the urge to make a ALL detergent joke here? >T.L: Huh? ALL: Our thoughts exactly. >E.Q: I placed a one half of a magical scroll. Rude: (EQ) Let's see here... add one egg, two batches of flour and... WHOOPS! wrong scroll! That's my secret recipes one. > The other half, it >here. Reno: Not ANYWHERE... Just here. Nowhere else... Just here! > Read what this reads: Reno: EQ probably gotten the 10 Sailor Moon fanfiction commandments instead. Elena: (Scroll) 1. Thou shalt not self-insert yourself into a fanfic. 2. Thou shalt not write random words. 3. Thou shalt not write a plot and then abandon some of the charecters. 4.... Rude: Ok. I think we get the deal. >T.L: [Picking up the papper] Rude: (EQ) Oh, by the way, Blondie is pretty funny today... Reno: Rude, it's not the paper, it's the *papper*. Rude: Oh yeah. > Moon and her scouts: Elena: (Scroll, whom TL is reading) I would like one large box of cookies. The ones with the little holes in them. >If you and her >saps, what to win me on your ship, Reno: (Scroll) Do the hokey-pokey while making monkey-noises. >prove me that you can solve >the magic riddle. Rude: DUN-DUN-DUNNN!! Reno No! Not... *The* magic riddle! Elena: (Scroll) The Magic Riddle is... How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? >Save the person to his riddle names, return the >villain to good, and stop my Cellains, Reno: You know, I kinda actually understand what that says. Rude: Yeah. And I don't like it. Elena: MORE charecters coming in? What is this? The next House Party movie? Rude: It's Plot Contrivance day in Central park today!! >this the place for my >game. Rude: Huh? What place? The Quake 2 Arena? Elena: If so, I can get that rail gun and blow this story away! Rude: I didn't know you played Quake 2. Elena: [Hastily] Uhh... I don't! Rude: Yeah. Right... > Sign, Earth Queen of the Nega-Verse. Reno: (Dorky Announcer) Come to Earth Queen, where you can get all of these assorted garden tools and plants. >----------------------------------------------------------------- >[Temple] Reno: Rei's *temple*? *WHACK!* Oww! >Reeny: I know the Gernal were trying to defeat the Dark Moon. [Everyone laughs] Rude: GERNAL? What the hell is a Gernal? Reno: Maybe he meant General. Elena: As in General Patterson? Reno: Who? Elena: I'll tell you later. >But >I did not know how to get them. Elena: (Rini) I mean, it's ok when they are it, but when I'm it, I can't get them! I just can't play tag worth crap! >Serena: Riddles. Repeat it for me. Reno: Riddle me this, Riddle me that, who's beilives that the riddle will be CRAP!?! Rude and Elena: ME! >Birdie: [Reading] If you want to save the first person, I after, Elena: (Birdie) You must make most of the scouts extras. Rude: Well, they have already done that. Reno: And Birdie makes her appearance again.... >go to play Sailor V or Sailor Moon and a Crown machine place. Elena: For once, Reno, you were right. Rude: God, I know this one, and I don't even watch the show much! >Serena: This is too easily, ALL: NO KIDDING. > she must think that Jadiete and >Andrew are the same person. [Elena gags] Reno: Wha? No! Don't go any further! We don't need any more characters! Rude: And we have the famed Resurrected Villian! Elena: So, It's just like Aeon Flux then, huh? Usagi likes the bad guy.. Reno: Actually, I think in Aeon Flux, she LOVED the villian. Elena: Oh. Fanboy. Reno: Hey! I only watched 2 episodes! Rude: Yeah. Sure. >Reeny: HOW DID YOU KNOW! Elena: (Usagi) Well, I was just looking down here in the script and... whoops! I mean, I USED MY INTELLECT! Reno: Well, Usagi should know. She spent 3/4 of her life there. >Serena: Sailor V or Sailor Moon are two games in about 50 in that >place called CROWN ACARDE. Rude: In which every moonie already knows and will continue to know until the end of time. Reno: Thank you, Ms. Obvious. >----------------------------------------------------------------- ALL: [singing] Dashing through the fic and through the woods, to grandmother's house we go! >[Crown Acarde] Elena: The secret place where all those Burger King crowns are kept. >Andrew: What is this? I been attack again! By Rita. Reno: My my, Such action! We need a movie to just see all the *detail*! Rude: NO! Don't think that! Elena: Rita? Ack! When did this crossover with those *@#^*@ Power Rangers? Reno: How did you do those symbols? Elena: Practice. >E.Q: Give up! Rude: (Darth Vader) It is useless to resist me. Elena: I have the strange urge to make a Borg joke. But I won't. Reno: Ok, then I will! (Thinker) I am Thinker of Borg. Spelling is Futile. >S.M: Hold it! Reno: (Usagi) Not *that*, Andrew! *THWOCK!* Hey! That's annoying! Elena: Say that again and I WILL do it again. >Andrew: Sailor Moon! Rude: (Andrew) You came too late! I already joined the Negaverse! Haha! >E.Q: Cellain Liver Lion attack! [Everyone laughs hysterically] Elena: Cellian Liver Lion? [Laughs] Reno: (CLL) I am also the mascot of Food Lion! Enjoy the *tasty* liver there! Rude: (Parent) Now, eat your liver or the 'Cellian Liver Lion' will kill you. Elena: (Kid) Mom! But you said the same thing with the others! 'Carrot Wolf' 'Evil Tofu', and even 'Duke Luncheon'! Rude: (Exercise Gal) Let's Liverize! Reno: Ok, stop *Livering* these jokes and move on, ok? >C.L.L: Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! Reno: Oh, it's a vibrating Cellian Liver Lion. Elena: Ewww!! Rude: 'Tickle Me Liver' I guess would be the name. >Andrew: Uh-Oh! I out of here. Elena: (Andrew) I was out of my right mind to be in this fanfic in the first place! >[In slow machine, Andrew run past Earth Queen. Rude: Slow Machine? Reno: Translated, Rude, it's a Yugo. Elena: EQ's Reflexes must be a *tad* too slow if she can't catch a YUGO. >Earth sick out her >leg. Rude: And it gets ran over by the Yugo. > Andrew falls face first on the floor. Elena: That's kind of hard in a Yugo. Rude: Andrew must be in gymnastics. Reno: Okok, Enough of the Yugo jokes. > Andrew is out like a >little] Rude: [Frantic] A little WHAT??? Come on, details! Reno: Sea-Monkey? Prisoner? Buffalo? Huh? What? >Earth Queen: C.L.L. get her some trouble. Elena: (CLL) Uhh.. Ok, ma'am. Hey, Usagi, do you want the original Trouble, Headache, or the new Trouble game? >Sailor Neo-Moon: You wait trouble, we will Rude: (Neo-Moon) ...play it later at Mina's house. She is still there playing Sailor V. Oh, and wondering where Artemis is. Reno: It's 3 in the morning. Do YOU know where Artemis is? >give to you. On behalf >of the past, present and future. Elena: (Neo-Moon) We will do absolutely nothing! Good night! [Gets up to leave] Reno: Not so fast... [Grabs Elena] You don't let ME exit. >We will punish you to the name >of the moon! Rude: Right beside her, Usagi is crying. Reno: (Usagi) That's *MY* speech! WAHHH!! >C.L.L: Give it a rest! I starved!!! Elena: Oh good. The Youma is dead and the fic should be over, right? Reno: Don't feel bad. I want to get out of here as soon as you do. >Moon: MOON TAIRA MAGIC Rude: Yeah yeah, Usagi. Just redo the same attack over and over. [Reno lays his head back on the chair and starts sleeping] >[Cellain Liver is dusted like no one business. Reno: [Starts making snoring sounds] [Elena backhands Reno] Reno: AHH! I'm up! Rude: (Cleaner) There you go, Liver Monster! All tidy and clean! That will be fifty-four dollars with tax! I need to keep my business up you know. > As before, begans >a egg and turn brown and died.] Elena: You know, this fic would go great with a omelette... smashed over it. >Sailor Moon: Who do will get a item from the person. Rude: Huh? So it's like the monsters around us at home. Kill them and get a item? Reno: I don't know. But if they start using HP and MP via items, I'm out of here. >Neo-Moon: Saftey Removing is in the Moon Scepte just Elena: (Neo-Moon) Flip the safety lock off and don't hold the wand in your face. >sail MOON >REMOVING ACTIVION! Rude: (Sailor Moon ala Pirate) Argh, matey! Let's sail on me ship! The Moon Removing Activation.... Elena: Hey! Thinker made a new move! [The Turks all look at each other] ALL: Hooray! Woo-hoo! >Sailor Moon: Right! MOOOOOOOOON REMOOOOOVIIIIIIIIING ACTIVIOOON!! Reno: Whoa... She fights like a cow. Look at the O's. Rude: You know what? The cow probably actually jumped over the *moon*! Elena: Or maybe the cows will fall from the sky, like in MDK and Earthworm Jim. Rude: Uhh, I don't think we need to do any more of these types jokes. We already *Livered* some jokes. >[A brown crystral appears] Reno: Maybe thats the remains that came with Mercury when 'Out pooped Sailor Mercury'. [The others stare at him] I'll tell you later. >Reeny: Toast that in the fire pit that temple. Elena: (Lo Wang) [Singing] Burn baby burn, flames are getting higher! > Felios, will know >what to do will that! Rude: (Felios) Why sure I do! I'll just enter it in my will and say it's for my least favorite nephew! >--------------------------------------------------------------- >[Temple] Reno: The Temple of *DOOM*! >(Felios is in the pit, with Scouts and Neo-Scouts] Elena: Watching over him and laughing as he burns. Rude: That was dark. >Felios: This is a brown crystral, Rude: Yes, I think we already have established that. > meaning that it has something >to do with burnt body. Reno: (Usagi) Yeah yeah yeah. Can we destroy it? >Kunzitie was hurt by his own weapon, Reno: (Felios) IfyaknowwhatImean! Elena: I'm surprised I got this far without a materia. [holds up the shiny orb] Quake! [Reno stands up and gets stuck where he is. The ground shakes before him, and when it stops, he is back down in his seat and is dizzy] Reno: Oww... >Jadiete was hurm by Mars' Fire Ball Change. Reno: Wasn't Jedite killed by Queen Beryl herself? Rude: And hurm? The M key is not even close to the T! >[Jadiete appears] Elena: And we have RESURRECTED VILLAIN! Rude: And all the scouts beat him to a bloody pulp, The End. >Jade: Rude: Jade? When did she arrive from the Mortal Kombat universe? Reno: Maybe Thinker just shorten Jedite. Rude: But Jedite is not even close to Jade really! Reno: I know, Rude, I know. > What happen? ALL: YOU DIED! >The lastest thing was Lady Beryl call us for >meeting to discuss the Earthains vs the Dark Kindgom. Elena: And you should know what happened next, so-called *JADE*. >Princess >Serenity is that you. Reno: (*Jade*) I'm so surprised that I used a period instead of a question mark! >Serena: Yes, my name is Serena. I used to fight you. ALL: DUH! >May we help >each other found the others and stop the Earth Queen. Rude: Ack! This is worse than Brought Back Villain! This is Brought Back Villain that Joins the good team! AHH!! >Jade: You, that a laugh! Reno: (Host) Sailor Moon, Jade says 'Make Me Laugh!' >That the own battle that I won. >Serena: Huh? Elena: My thoughts exactly. >Jade: You see that pair with you me, because we was similar in >the past. Slow and Slower. ALL: NANI? Reno: We just HAD to say that sometime or another during this fic. Oh, and I am not even goint to TRY and figure that out. >Serena: You know something, I like it better when you evil and >out of mind. ALL: We did too. Reno: Could you make the villain evil again, please? Rude: No, because that would involve more parts. >Jade: I will need a name for time bealing, since I used Jade a >lot, according to same of my memories. Elena: (Jade, Old) Back in my day, we didn't turn our anime into DiC dubs. No sirree. Instead, we went to the REAL dubbers, like AIC and Pioneer! And we didn't fall for that *Send to another dimension* crap either! >Serena: Jake? >Jade: Not bad! Rude: Jake? Why is Thinker giving American names for Japanese stars? Reno: Well, I don't think Thinker, or many people, are that fluent in Japanese. Heck, not even CrowBar is. Rude: Oh, well, that explains it. [The SOS suddenly shakes] Elena: What was that? Rude: I believe that was just the 4th wall shaking. Don't worry about it. >[Serena giggles] Elena: And *Jake* sees this as a form of attack and kills her. The End. Reno: Wow Elena, you are pretty dark today. Elena: I know. Rude: And guess what? The fic is over! Let's get out of here! [The 3 exit the theater] [Door Sequence] [SOS Bridge- The Turks are all assembled on the bridge] Reno: Ok. How should we explain the plot to Rufus? Rude: Umm.. Just tell him I guess. Elena: Reno, you go ahead. Reno: Allright. Rude, I command you to explain the plot so far to Rufus. Rude: What? Me? Why? Reno: Because I'm the leader of the Turks! And plus, I can't explain plots very well. Elena: Why don't we all do it? Reno: Very well. Rude: Allright. Ok, Usagi and her friends heal the 4 evil sisters. Then, by plot device, a Jumping Beans pen pops out of one of the purses and it auto-matically makes her Sailor Neo-Mars. Reno: Then the rest of the sisters all get those types of pen, probably from Claire's or fad store, and automatically become The 4 Neo-Scouts. Then Rini figures out Time Travel, a used-too-many-times plot and becomes Neo-Moon. Elena: Then they travel to Pluto for no reason and end up in the future. Then they meet a Blue-Tuxedoed guy who SAYS he is Tuxedo Kamen. Then they fight two dragons and leave after fighting Molly, who was the wiseman and was pissed for not becoming a princess... or something. Reno: Then the fight some more and meet Athena, the goddess, who was ALSO a Scout called the Light Scouts. Then they meet Phony or Phobia or Phonia or something and then get Jedite, who is SUPPOSED to be Andrew on their team. Rude: What do you think of our synopsis, sir? [Midgar 13- Rufus, holding a chainsaw, is cutting brownies left and right. They continue growing still though.] Rufus: Not right now. I'm trying to fend off the brownie stuff! [SOS Bridge] Elena: But I thought you had a antidote for it! [Midgar 13] Rufus: Well... I hadn't made it yet. SUE ME! Listen, could you guys help me? Heidegger: HELLPP!! Rufus: Huh? [Rufus looks over where Heidegger is and sees him being sucked in. He tries to run over to where Heiddegger is, but the brownie stuff blocks him off. The brownie sucks Heidegger in.] Rufus: CRAP! [SOS Bridge] Reno: What about that Plot Contrivance Materia of yours? [Midgar 13- Rufus is started by the answer and slaps himself on the head] Rufus: Why didn't I think of that? [He gets out of his pocket the Materia and magically makes all the brownie growth disappear. Heidegger is left on the ground, but still alive.] Heidegger: [Getting up] You saved me, sir! I'll never repay you. Rufus: Heidegger, I don't care. [Turns back to the screen where Reno and the Turks are on] Get back in the theater, you guys! [Closes the HectoScreen] [SOS Bridge] Rude: Well, we should have gotten a thank you, at least. [Commercial sign flashes] Reno: We'll be right back... [Hits the button] **************************************************************************** WHAT'S ON THIS WEEK ON AAATV? First, it's a stunning show, Monday Night Anarchy! Crow: Bite Me! No! Tom: Come on, Bite him! It's fun! NO! Crow: Fine fine.... Next, it's Tuesday Night Fire... Tom: Oh! By the way, I burnt this clip. WHAT!?! Crow: Yeah, we tested it with Tom's lighter. NO!! [Clip burns up and fades to black] **************************************************************************** Ok! Time for Part 11! Let's get ready to RUMBLLLLEEEE!! §--(Continue with your life off)--§ (Or I will shoot the bunny!) And Yet Even more... Sailor Moon: Neo-Scouts - MSTied! Parts 9-12 (Currently, You are at Part 11.) Written by Dr.Thinker MSTied by John 'CrowBar' Hurst Please E-mail me with any C&C to MakoReno@aol.com http://crowbar.cjb.net/ The most surprising chapter yet! And I wouldn't want to spoil the *suspense*. ____________________________________________________________________________ [The 3 enter the theater] Elena: Well, so much for that idea. >SAILOR MOON NEO-SCOUT: PART 11 -- HUNGRY FOR STARS Rude: Frosted Lucky Stars: They're not really nutritious! Reno: (Bunny Rabot) Oh mah stars. Elena: Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight.... Reno: Are you referring to Kenneth Starr, Elena? [Elena uppercuts Reno in the jaw as soon as he says that] Reno: [rubs jaw] Guess not. >NOTE: I will revice to old emenies of Sailor Moon as follow list >said Rude: *Revice*? Reno: (Man) Come on. We got to tighten the vice on the fic again and squeeze the plot out of it! Rude: Squeeze the juice! >EVIL NAME NEW NAME Reno: Huh? Rude: Incoming table!! >Jadiete Jake Reno: Ok. Rude, you were right. Elena: The Villain formally known as Jedite: Jake. >Nephrite Nick Elena: Villains of the world: Green Goblin, Joker, Rufus.... Nick. >Zoyicite Zori Rude: Zori? Reno: (Cute Little Girl) *Zori* about that. Elena: Huh? Reno: Oh. I was trying to make Zori sound like Sorry. Elena: Oh. Well, you do a lame impression. [Reno mumbles something and moves his attention back to the screen] >Malachite Mike Reno: Somewhere, Mike Nelson is crying. Rude: So Malachite is going be tricked by two robots all the time, yell movie sign a lot, and watch bad movies and fanfics? Reno: Just like us. Well, except for the robot thing. >Beryl SAME Elena: Nice name, *SAME*! Rude: Thinker must be running out of names... Reno: I think he means that Beryl's name will be the same. Elena: Just ruin all our fun, Reno. Do you agree with me, Same? >Sign >Dr. Thinker >The Writer of This Story Rude: Uhh... Thinker? You don't need to remind us. We can't forget. >Part 10 -- Hungry For Stars Reno: -Bucks. Elena: (A Guy hooked on Starbucks coffee) Come-on-man! I-need-the-coffee! I- need-the-damn-coffee! >[Dark Room] Reno: (Man) Hey, Honey! These pictures turned up pretty good. *Especially* this one for some certain magazine! *WHACK!* Oww.. >E.Q: I how to found out your twin on the new Earth! ALL: NANI? Reno: Ok... my head hurts ALREADY! Rude: New Earth? Is that like Third Earth? Reno: My head hurts enough Rude. Don't do stuff like that. > With the help >of Nephrite. Elena: (EQ) I will be able to make the perfect funnel cake! Reno: By plot contrivance, of course. >V.S.: I think I know what you clue is going to been! Reno: (VS, whoever that is) It will involve a apple and some syrup, right? >E.Q: Give it your love! Rude: Uhh... no. Reno: (Rodney from Dr.Dolittle) [Singing] Doing a little dance, making a little love, get down tonight! Get Down tonight... [Elena backhands Reno] Thanks. Elena: No problem. >P.S.: Save the bad jokes for the battles! Elena: (PS) Because we don't have any action in those battles! We need something to keep the fic running. >V.S.: Give love for the M.S., Reno: What? Huh? Rude: (Announcer) To get your own MS, just simply give love to us at 554 This Sucks Rd.! Elena: Rude! That's sick! >because if Melvin founds out...he >is going Elena: (VS) To go postal and kill himself. Rude: I don't really see a downside of that. No one likes him anyway. >to get a shock!!!! Reno: (Medical Personnel) CLEAR!! Rude: (Doctor) Hurry up! We are losing the fic! Elena: I wish that we *could* lose this fic. >E.Q.: NOT!! Reno: (EQ) He'll be too busy figuring playing with Windows 98 and wondering why it's crashing! >And this clue is to Merucy via my inimates Elena: Inimates? What the hell is a inimates? Rude: I'm not going to try and figure that out.. At least the clue doesn't go to *Mercury*. Reno: (EQ) Mercury: He was in the kitchen with the rope. Elena: (Mercury) Mr.Green did it! Reno: (EQ) D'OH! >V.S: You can do that, or can ya? Rude: (EQ) Just about as much of a chance as the Mets winning the World Series. >E.Q: [imating F.Q.] Go up in the fire without your time stick. Elena: [Singing] Through the fire.... to the wire.... Reno: You know, this fic is in text and I can hear how bad her impression is. Is that bad? Rude: It's the first sign of going crazy, Reno. Elena: But we heard the 'C-Ko Digital Sound Test' Rude: Oh yeah... we're doomed. >V.S: Fire Queen threat to Time Lady. Rude: (Alex) Correct! You have the initiative, VS Reno: (VS) I'll take 'Dr.Thinker's Lab' for $500, Alex. >{Time Lady appears] Elena: (TL) Sorry, just had to pop into the fic! I haven't been in it much. Well, got to go. Reno: (TL) You see! I can alter the Time-Space continuum! I have two different types of brackets! >================================================================= >[Streets] Rude: Actually, The Highway to Hell, but we'll just call it a street. >E.Q: Hmmmmphhh! Mercury! Elena: (EQ) Why didn't you try any of my casserole? >Amy: What? You? Earth Queen. MERCURY STAR POWER! Reno: Gee, Ami is having a hard time deciding what to say? Rude: (Ami) Who? What? Where? When? WHY? WHY GOD WHY??? >E.Q: [Jumping up a car] Missed me! Elena: (EQ) Oh, I thought you threw something at me! Sorry! Reno: 'Jumping up a car'? Uhh... No. Elena: Good boy, Reno. >[Enter it] Rude: ACK!! NO! That does not sound right!! Especially with a car! Reno: Please go no further, Fic. >Rember this person Elena: (Announcer) Do you remember this person? Reno: (Imitating Oscar) I did something very bad with Artemis. Rude: (Ami) NOOOO!! Your... dead! >that said this: [imitating Nephrite badly] I don't know who >wimper you or your friend Sailor Moon!" Reno: Dammit EQ! You need voice lessons or something! Rude: And did EQ just diss Ami? Reno: Why? You like Mercury? Rude: No! I just... Reno: It's true, isn't it! [Rude blushes a light red and turns his attention back to the screen.] > [Cralkes and disseapers >from the car] Elena: Accedently setting off the car alarm, causing a chain reaction of babies crying and dogs barking. >Amy: [Opening computering] Rude: -Classes. Reno: You know, Ami could make a quick buck that way if she wanted. > All Scouts repoint to the Temple Rude: (Usagi) Come on! We already have pointed to it 5 times! >=============================================================== Elena: That's a interesting math formula... Oh wait... It's just a scene change. Never mind. >[Temple] Reno: Temple of What? ARGH!! WE NEED DETAILS!! D E T A I L S! Rude: [whispering to Elena] I think Reno is about to lose it. >Reeny: So your think to Earth Queen is going after Nephrite? Elena: (Ami) Well, it's in the script here, but I'm not real sure... >Amy: Yes. Nephrite will not be pound of her imitate of him. Rude: I agree that Nephrite would not be proud of that imitations, but pound? Elena: It's a spelling mistake, Rude. Live with it. >Serena: But who? Reno: Huh? Did we lose some of the fic? Rufus: [on intercom] Hmm.. Nope. The whole things here. [Everybody groans] >Amy: Molly, Melvin, and Mrs. Haruna are choices. Elena: Well, Molly is the only one with CONNECTIONS to Nephrite, so that kinda narrows it down, huh? >Serena: knock off Melvin and Mrs. Haruna. Rude: (Ami) Yes, ma'am! Oh, which cliff do you prefer. Grand Canyon ok for you? Reno: (Ami) Can I knock them out *my* way? *WHACK!* OW! Elena: BAKA! >They haven't see >Neprhite. ALL: DUH! >Molly does. This must be why the future Molly >was upsite!!! Reno: So we finally found out the *REAL* reason Molly was pissed too many parts later. We don't care anymore... Rude: Ok.. Molly was upsite? Is she upgradable? >Birdie: This is the lastest scrolls words: Elena: (Scroll) This is a bomb. Get out of this fic immanently or this will go off. Reno: We wish, Elena. >Get cluesless about >who to talk to about the car joke a rebooted to Amy, Rude: Uhh.. I don't see how the movie 'Clueless' helps. Elena: Shameless Movie Reference No. 1. >talk to >Baker's daughter. Reno: (Scroll) She will give you a discount on the loaf of bread. >Serena: Molly!!!! Elena: We figured that out a while back, Usagi. Besides, the clue was so easy that a mushroom could have figured it out in a millisecond... >Amy: When why are we waiting! Rude: [sighs] Only Thinker can ruin such famous TV lines.... Reno: (Usagi) Ami, we are waiting right now. Why? I haven't figured out yet. >Serena: MOON CRYSTRAL POWER! >Amy: MERCURY STAR POWER!!! >Raye: MARS STAR POWER!!! >Lita: JUTIPER STAR POWER!!! Elena: Suddenly, the shrubbery comes back! >Mina: VENUS STAR POWER!!!! Elena: Go ahead guys. Do that 'Wonder Twin' joke. Again. Rude: Nah, we don't feel like it. >========================================================== >[Molly's Bedroom] Reno: Where all the magical lemons take place... >Sailor Moon: Molly! Reno: (Usagi) What are you doing to me! *WHACK* *THOCK* Oww! Elena: Double Baka! >Molly: Serena, you are Sailor Moon? Rude: Well, that was out of the blue. Reno: (Molly) I follow you. I know everything about you. I know *everything*. MWHAHAH! >Sailor Moon: Huh??? ALL: Our thoughts exactly. >Molly: I need to check a theroy. Elena: (Molly) I got my Roy last week! Wanna see it? Rude: It was simple spelling error, Elena. Elena: Just ruin all my fun, Rude. >Sailor Moon: I theroy??? Reno: (Molly) Actually, you can be a Roy if you want to. Rude: But you are making fun.... Reno: Of a simple spelling error. I know I know. Shadup, Rude. >Molly: When you recuased me from a enemy..I think you can here >Zoyitice... Elena: [Singing] Do you *hear* what I *hear*? Reno and Rude: No. Elena: [Singing] This fic burning in the bonfire... Reno: Ok, stop before you get dark on us. >the same on that try to hunt with that boxing vulture. Rude: (Molly) Which I may add, fought damn well with Mike Tyson on PPV. >[Sailor Moon blushes] Elena: For what? Nobody knows.... Reno: Usagi went over the wrong part of the script for this scene I guess. >Molly: I forget for about 1 year. Until Rude: (Molly) They did those top stories of the year thingies and I saw me on it. I was so surprised that I had to go on Montell to express it! >recuased me from the >Energy Flower. Reno: Recuased? Rude: Molly has a southern accent now. >Then I remember the call a made to Serena. Elena: (Molly) Then I remembered that it was actually a bomb threat. Whoops! I shouldn't have said that... Reno: Your getting pretty dark on us, Elena. Elena: Well, why not with a bad fic like this? >Nephrite said she might been Sailor Moon. He was right. Rude: (Molly) And so he won that brand new car! [Reno and Elena makes cheering noises] >[Sailor Moon faultfaces] Reno: Well, we knew that. Elena: Is this a ad? Because if it was, Usagi has a good scheme going. >Sailor Moon: Should I stay there or get up? Reno: and leave this fanfic? Yes, you should. >Sailor Mercury: [using computer] You choice, Moon! Rude: (Usagi) Why would I want to show her my butt? Oh, you mean me! >Sailor Moon: I get up. Is she lying? Reno: (Ami) Yep, on the bed and ready! *WHACK* Elena: Watch out or I will SEND YOU INTO A ALTERNATIVE DIMENSION! Huh? What happened. [Reno and Rude just snicker] >Sailor Mercury: Nope! >Sailor Moon: Ouch! Rude: (Usagi) These exclamation points can hurt a lot! Oww! There's another one! >Molly: Serena, why are you here? Reno: (Usagi) I've come for you... Nothing but you... (Now himself) ACK!! I'm turning dark too! Rude: Welcome to my world, Reno. Want a flashlight? >Sailor Moon: A new villian is coming to return Nephrite from the >dead and to the Nega-Verse. Reno: Whoa! I actually understood that! Rude: (Usagi) You know, by plot device. >Molly: Nephrite? If I found out that I in love with Melvin...he Elena: Will laugh so hard it would kill him again! Rude: Uhh.. Molly doesn't know she is in love with Melvin? [Holds head] Man am I gonna nead a icepack so badly after this part is done. >is going to have heart attack!!! Reno: (Molly) Although he isn't that weak yet, but you know what I mean! >Mrs. Baker: Ugh!! Molly, Melvin's Mother called...Melvin..(gisp) Rude: How do you gisp? Reno: Maybe it's a light gasp. How should I know? >dead! ALL: HUH? Reno: The dork died, just like that? Rude: The intensity of not appearing in this fic was too much for him... >Molly: Go ahead! Elena: [sarcastic] Gee... she sounds sad. Almost enough to cry. Reno: (Molly) Let's string up the banners, people! Melvin's dead! Elena: How much you want to bet that she hired a hitman? Reno: Nothing.. isn't it obvious? Rude: I declare Molly OFFICIALLY OOC! Elena: Like half of the charecters... >[CM] Reno: Huh? Captain Miami? Rude: Cancun Munchies? Elena: CrowBar's Magnum? Rude: Please Elena, this is a No-Breaking-4th-wall zone... >[Earth Queen appears] Rude: And the action grows more intense! Rude and Elena: [bored] Yay. >Earth Queen: Good Evening, Scouts!!! Elena: (EQ) Today, we are going to go over to cookie sales and collecting the money for myself...err The Salvation Army. >All Scouts: Good Bye, Earth Queen!!! Reno: (All scouts) We're leaving this fic! Ta-Ta! >Earth Queen: This is the deal...don't touch me..or the deal off. Reno: The Deal Off? What's that? Rude: (Announcer) When you lose a deal, use Deal Off! Elena: One of those amazing products of Thinker Inc. >I will kill me. Rude: Suddenly, EQ is suicidal. Reno: (EQ) I WILL! I'll kill me! Wait, you won't care if I do anyway. Oh well. >All Scouts: All Rights! Rude: We would display all the rights, but we don't feel like it. Elena: The scouts want rights to everything, I guess. >Give it your best monster Reno: (Random Scout) Not us, though. We don't feel like it. >Earth Queen: Get them Octheartus Elena: (EQ) I cannot, for I have no period. Reno: What kind of name is Octheartus? Rude: (Monotoned Announcer) Come to Octheartus for all the best octupus hearts. >[Octheaturs appears] >Octheatus: You ring?? Rude: (EQ) Nah, I was just testing my intense appearing sequence. You can go now. >E.Q.: Get them Reno: Wow, Thinker suddenly has lost his period key for sentences. Rude: Yeah. Paul Harvey probably dubbed this. >Sailor Mars: Mars Fire Snip!!! Elena: WHOA! NEW ATTACK! [Streamer's go off and the 3 bounce up and down] >Sailor Jutiper: Jutiper Thunder Bomb!!!! Rude: A shrubbery bomb? [Elena makes a cheap electronic bomb sound] >[Octheatus eats dusted] Reno: (Octheartus) Yuck! This stuff is gross! Who made me eat this? >Sailor Moon: Did Neo-Moon help you out!! Rude: (Random Scout) No. She took all our question marks and ran off like Yuffie. >Sailor Mercury: Yes! Even Venus get on power! Elena: Sounds like Mercury is sucking up today... Reno: (Mercury) Well, no. Actually, they just sat there and played Startropics. >Sailor Moon: MOOOOOOOOON REMOOOOOVIIIIIIIIING ACTIVIOOON!! Rude: (Makoto) Dammit, Usagi! You destroyed the moon! Reno: I guess there will be a new moon for a while, huh? [Elena groans] >[a stone that blue appears] Rude: Looks like Mr.Stone is depressed. Elena: It's a Tamagotchi stone. Reno: I guess the makers of the Pet Rock were kind of bored. >Earth Queen: Lucky for both of us. Bad for me, Good for you. Elena: (EQ) Although I did bet against me at that bar..... wait a minute. >Time to make like a banana and spilt from here. Rude: Spilt? Elena: (EQ) Uhh.. guys? Could you help? I'm spilling my contents. >[E.Q. dissappear in a ray of light] Reno: Which was the last ray of hope for this fic. Elena: Well, at least he made more detail in the teleporting. >Moon: Don't tell your therody! Reno: Therody? Elena: Yeah. It's Parody Theory! Like all that paranormal spam. >Molly: OK! Rude: So, Molly just sat there while they fought a youma... You know, people are supposed to RUN AWAY WHEN THE MONSTER COMES!! Elena: Calm down, Rude! It's almost over! >[Temple] Reno: (Thinker) Whoops! Wrong temple! That was Buddism! Now to Rei's Temple >Serena: [tossing into the flames] Here Molly's evil love! >Nephrite! ALL: [humming entrance music] Reno: (Nephrite) Thank you! Thank you! No autograph's please! It's great to be back on the show! >[Nephritie stands out of pit next to Jadiete. Rude: Who has stupidly been standing there since this part began. Reno: (*JAKE*) Uhh.. I'm still here everyone. Thanks for asking. >Nephrite: Good Evening, Princess Serenity. Elena: (Nephrite) I've been looking for you... MWHAHA! >Serena: Good Evening, Nephrite. My name is my Serena. Rude: (Usagi) And I'll be your hostess tonight. Reno: (Usagi) You probably know all that from when you died. > What was >the last thing your remember back in Sliver Milluem. Elena: (Nephrite) Well.. I won a poyozo doll. Rude: That that Millennium Fair, Elena. >Nephrite: Beryl crying. She was crying because of Prince >Endyminon married you instead of herself. Reno: (Nephrite) In other words: She was pissed. >Serena: Gee-Whiz! Rude: Looks like Usagi has a way with words. >Nephrite: Don't think people will like a surprise from M.S. Reno (Nephrite) If they can figure out his name anyway. Elena: MS? Let's see. Mike Smellson? Rude: My Stable? Reno: Muss Smell? >so >can some on mark name for me Reno: Huh? Wha? My head hurts. >Jadiete: Jake is my Earth name now, so how about Nick Star. Elena: Nick Star? That sounds like some new Nicotine Patch. Reno: (*Nick*) Fear me, for I am Nick! >Mark: Sound good to me. Rude: What the? Who's Mark? Reno: (Thinker) Well, I just don't like Nick anymore, so I'll change his name to Mark and tell noone! Isn't that evil or what? Elena: Well, he is the *Friend of Dr. Forrester*. >I don't think Maxfield Stateon will suit >me no more. Elena: (Nick/Mark) I wear a size Nick/Mark now. Reno: Very lame, Elena. Rude: Well, it could have been a Knights of Ni joke. >[Jake and Mark gigles] Rude: Gigles? Reno: They are Gig Less! They have PCs with less than 1 gig! Rude: Har har, Reno. >Serena: Two Down, Three to Go!!! Elena: Equaling more parts! [Everyone groans] >========================================================== >D.S.: You have three more battles, before they win! Elena: (DS) Of course, we'll lose, you know. So why don't we just forget what I just said and get drunk? Rude: The plot is THAT predictable people. >I don't like >it! Reno: (That horse in Ren and Stimpy) No Sir, I don't like it. >Earth Queen: Don't worry that propaly forget Zoyitice and >Malachite, but not Beryl. Rude: Actually they won't probably forget anyone. I mean, they fought all of them. Reno: (EQ) If not, I'll make them forget. I got a magnum. MWHAHA! Ack! I'm getting dark! >D.S: Hope so!!! Or you face leaving Evil for Keeps! Rude: (EQ) But why would I want to hang out with Evil Kinevel? Elena: Let's get out of here! Fast! [The 3 leave the theater quickly] [Door Sequence] [SOS Bridge- Reno and Rude are chatting about the part] Reno: Come on! Admit it! It was the worst part yet! I mean, look at it! Melvin killed himself or something, and another resurrected villain. Rude: Yeah, but that part where Molly was the wiseman really sucked! [Elena walks up onto the bridge] Elena: Hey guys, what are you talking about? Reno: Oh, which part was worse. What do you think, this part or the one where Molly was the wiseman? [Elena thinks for a moment] Elena: Uhh.. I have to say this whole fic is one helluva nightmare. [Walks off] [A long pause from both Reno and Rude] Reno: Well, she's right. Rude: Yeah. What are we gonna do for fun now? [Reno smiles] Reno: I dunno... BALDY! Rude: Wha? Hey! [Rude jumps at Reno, knocking them both down. Several punches are heard. Commercial sign flashes.] Reno: [getting up] We'll be right back. [Hits button and jumps back down, hitting Rude] *************************************************************************** THIS IS A TEST OF AUDIENCES PATIENTS. YOU'RE PASSING IT SO FAR. GOOD JOB. YOU MAY GET A COOKIE. OK. YOU CAN GO NOW. I SAID YOU CAN GO!! FINE! I'LL LEAVE! *************************************************************************** Continue onto Part 12 now! §--(Continue with your life off)--§ (Because the master of puppets is coming) And Yet Even more... Sailor Moon: Neo-Scouts - MSTied! Parts 9-12 (Currently, You are at Part 12. HOORAY! Waitaminute...) Written by Dr.Thinker MSTied by John 'CrowBar' Hurst Please E-mail me with any C&C to MakoReno@aol.com http://crowbar.cjb.net/ Let's continue on! More new characters! More new oddities! More STUFF! ____________________________________________________________________________ [The 3 enter the theater] Reno: We gotta stop fighting, Rude. Rude: Really? Reno: No. >Sailor Neo-Scouts: Part 12 Reno: Audience... uhh... 3? Rude: Well, it's supposed to be zero, but it works. >A FLOWERS A DAY, KEEP THE NEGA-VERSE AT BAY!!!!!! Elena: As well as a lot of exclamation points. Rude: I wish it did the same for these fanfics. >[Dark Serenity's Place] Reno: Bob Vila and his gang are doing there show at DS's place tonight! Elena: (Bob Vila) Now, you see all the dark torture equipment? It can be used to make nice decorations for your own house! >D.S: Have you forget out where Zoyitice his, Earth Queen? Elena: [Holds head] I already have a headache! Rude: Is Zoicite a hermaphrodite now? Reno: NO! We do not need any more Artemis Lovers! >E.Q: This clue, is so tough.. ALL: HOW TOUGH IS IT? Elena: (Stupid Comedian) It's so tough... it makes my toenails green! Isn't that funny? Huh? Huh? Reno: Elena, you do that impression so well, it's scary. >the Scout will not be able to clue >in on it. I will get her from, Mrs. Hyi, a teacher. Rude: (EQ) She owns a whole stack of Zoicites. Want one? >D.S: If it is in Crossroad, you going to get it!!!!! Reno: So, I take it DS doesn't like Bone Thugs N Harmony. Rude: I don't think anyone does. >E.Q: No, it is St. Josphine's Pivarite School For Girls. Reno: Pivarite? Sounds like Thinker tried to meld 'Pirate' and 'Private' Rude: (Teacher Pirate) Argh! Now today, we will learn how to drink rum and talk to parrots. If you are up to it anyway, matey. >D.S: I forget what wrong with that please? Elena: What? Huh? Reno: Please, don't even try to figure it out, Elena. Your head will blow up. >[St. Josphine's -- Mrs. Hyi's Room] Rude: Waitaminute. Isn't something like St.Josephine a church school? Reno: Yeah, so? Rude: Wouldn't Rei go to a Shinto school? Because St.Joesphine doesn't sound like it would be. [Reno and Elena ponder for a second] Elena: It's a Thinker fic, Rude. Relax. >Mrs. Hyi: Good Morning Class. Rude: (Mrs.Hyi) Today will be the ever deadly *POP QUIZ* Reno: Well, Calculus was kind of deadly in 'Calculus Carnage' >Let's start of with todays >attemendents. Reno: Attemendents? Is that like the attendance commandments? Rude: 1. Thou shall not be late for class. 2. If late, prepare for teacher to open a can of whoop ass onto thou. > Mrs. Juno. Rude: (Mrs.Hyi) Good. I can get my e-mail on you. Reno: That was lame, Rude. Rude: Shut up. > Good. Mrs. Yulica. Good. Mrs. Lazilo. >Good. Elena: Huh? What's with the 'Goods'? Reno: Maybe it was how it was when she... [Elena quickly backhands Reno] Reno: OW! I'll be good. >Mrs. R. I. Hin. Elena: Who the heck is R.I. Hin? Rude: Do we know any Sailor Moon people named that? Reno: No. Also, I can't think of any good *hen* jokes. >(e see Raye Hino holding up her hand) Rude: So, I guess Thinker meant Rei. Reno: (Rei) Uhh.. Mrs.Hyi? I resent you for calling me a HEN! DIE!! Elena: Nice impression, Reno. That's the one I actually like, although it's a OOC one. Rude: No, he pretty much got Rei down pat. >Mrs Hyi: Trusty Mrs. Hino. She is always her. Elena: Of course she is always her! Rude: Yeah, until we get into a fic where she is OOC. Or a lemon fic. Or a.. Reno: Rude... that's enough. >[Temple -- Outside -- Afternoon] Elena: Satellite of Shinra - Theater - Hell. >(We see all the Neo-Scouts outside, Raye and Lita, Mina and >Serena walking with Lita) Reno: Uhh.. Fic? I'm confused? Who's with who? >Raye: Serena. I have to make award for you. Rude: (Rei) It's called the 'Worst Eating Habits' award. Reno: (Rei) And the award is for Artemis' sake is NOT a *Oscar*. >Serena: Why? I thought I will be a mintune late here? Elena: Mintune? God, Thinker is combining every single word in the dictonary. Reno: Yeah. Now it's 'Minute and Tune' Rude: (Usagi) I am a song late, huh? Did I miss Hanson? Elena: Don't ever mention Hanson on this ship. >Luna: Uh? Rude: (Luna in primitive mode) Uh Uh.. Ooga Booga... Me only speak simple English now. >Serena: LUNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Reno: Usagi is pissed. She used 22 exclamation marks. Rude: (Usagi) Well, you made me mad enough Luna. It's Cat Hunting time! >Luna: I thought to make get her on time. Elena: (Luna) But then I thought 'What the hell?' and went back to smoking the catnip. >Serena: Relax, I not angry.. Reno: (Usagi) I just very very pissed. >I wonder if we have a new note? >(Enter Reeny) Rude: (Announcer) Your the next contestant on The Price is Right! [Elena and Reno make cheering sounds.] >Reeny: Not this time...not all of us is genine genius. Rude: Huh? What is that? Genie Genius? Huh? Reno: (Genie) I will grant you one wish. Elena: (Stupid Fool) Uhh.. I wish I knew what to wish for! >(Amy blushes as the other laughs) ALL: [Sarcastic] Ha Ha Ha. Reno: Meanwhile, the rest of the group left, leaving the Other behind. >Amy: What is the clue? Elena: (Rini) It says: You may already be a winner if you sign this contract. What the? I threw away the wrong thing! Whoopsie! >Renny: (Reading) The clue reads Dear Enemies, you had none, Rude: (Rini Reading) I got to the buffet before 6 o clock! MWHAHA! >friend had 2, us as 6 until the meeting of Moon and Earth at the >Star Place. Reno: EQ is right. NOONE will be able to break the puzzle! We can't even translate it! >Amy: I think that Zoyitice. Earth Queen, that mad grouder of the >grass. Rude: She grounded every type of grass except for ONE though. Reno: (EQ, High) Wow. Trippy. This is, like, totally cool. >(Darrien enter laughing) Elena: (Darien) I just heard the funniest joke. There's these losers that are going to be in a bad fanfic and they are going to be at the tem...ple. Crap! >Darrien: Sorry. I'm late. Reno: (Darien) I had to go to my shrink about your 'Balls' incident. Rude: That was way back in part 3! We already kicked the dead horse enough. Reno: Why? It's fun! >Serena: Don't worry, your are not late. Some one trick me. Elena: HUH? I thought it was because of Luna? Rude: Details, Details. >Darrien: I was stop by this cat. Reno: (Darien) It's invisible! See? Elena: That would explain no detail about the cat. Rude: Uh oh... INCOMING NEW CHARACTER! [Sirens go off and the Turks duck] >Artimis: Holy Catfishus. Elena: Sounds like Artemis had a tad too much sake. Rude: (Artemis Drunk) I'm not dr..drunk. I'm just in a party-y-y mood. Reno: Cat Fish Us? No... Must.. not.. think of... Oscar. > It's Terra, my sister Rude: ACK! How did that Esper from FF6 get here? Reno: Poor Terra. Turned into a cat for this fic. >Terra: Hi, big brother. Hello, Luna Elena: (Terra) Tell me, Luna. Why did they turn me into a cat and force me into this fanfic? Rude: Couldn't Terra just cast 'Ultima on everyone and run out while she still can? >Darrien: She is here for the hunting of Sailor Earth. Reno: So, first they like Sailor Earth, and now they are gonna kill her. How nice. Rude: (Elmer Fudd) Shh.. I'm hunting Sailor Earth. Hehehee! >Sometime >between Earth Queen last three attacks, the Princess of the Earth >will be revile Elena: Revile? Sorry, we are already reviled enough. >Queen Gaiga: I hope it not going to be a shock. Rude: (Gaiga) Actually, I hope it's going to be a full 1,000 volt lightning strike to everyone. >Serena: Reeny, where is she going to stick next at? Reno: (Rini) On the wall, ceiling, and the windows. Rude: It's the Sticky Villain! >Reeny: geting no where, go to school, not a crossroad. Elena: (Usagi) But I don't wanna go to school! WAHHH!! Reno: But if she's going nowhere, why go to a school? Elena: Smile and Nod, Reno. >Mina: That every, me or Raye. Amy, Lita and our leader, Serena >goes to Crosswords. Rude: Trying to figure out the same puzzles every time they go. Reno: (Usagi) Psst, Mina. Whats the answer for 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 down? >Reeny: I had thought into be either Mrs. Holina, who teachers at >Lynnon or St. Josphine's teacher, Mrs. Hyi. Elena: Gee. The school must be cutting back on it's budget. Only one teacher per school. Rude: That would be a HELL of a hard time at roll call! >Amy: Lynnon started subtrating at our school. Rude: Subtrating? I'm not even going to figure that out. Elena: (Announcer) We are still in the Thinker Zone as we speak. Here, we see many rare mispellings, typos, and words, not found anywhere else on the planet. They roam free in their natural habitat. >He won't be done >until next Saturday. So cross himout. Reno: (Usagi) Hmm... I wonder what other choices we have? Rude: Sorry, we can't think of any good riffs on this line. Elena: I do! (Usagi) Oh Look! Tic-tac-toe! [Rude groans] >Raye: Look like get the job, helping Mrs. Hyi from school. Elena: (Rei) What does a 'Get the job' look like anyway? Rude: Typos and how they help teachers on the way home! Next on Oprah. >[Next Day -- School -- Morning] Elena: Same Day - SOS - Uhh.. what part of the day is it now, Reno? Reno: Uhh... how should I know? We're in space! >Mrs Hyi: Raye, you look like a monster to you. Rude: (Rei) Really? I was wondering why my skin was mutated and I grew huge fangs and claws when I looked in the mirror today. That also explains the urge to be in bad B-Movies and eat people. >Raye: Sorry, but I something on my mind. Reno: (Rei) Basically, why I was missing important words in a sentence and stuff. Rude: (Rei) I had a 30 pound weight on my mind. It's kind of hard to think once you brain was smashed by it. >[Crash!! Rude: Bandicoot. > Someone come through like a bat-man!!] [Elena hums the Bat-Man music] Reno: Actually, it was more like a drunk elephant, but anyway... Rude: *A* Batman? I didn't know there were clones. Reno: Well, haven't you ever seen how they screw up those series by doing that? SpiderMan, Superman, etc. were all screwed up in some way. Rude: I see your point. >Voice: Zoyicite is going to kill Nephrite again. Elena: But she is still dead. How can she kill *Nick/Mark*? It makes no sense.. Rude: Stop right there before Samantha Jones kicks our asses. >Raye: (thoughting) Reno: (Pee-Wee) What's today's new word? THOUGHTING! > Oh! Great!! I stick it no win possible. > It is the Earth Queen. Rude: Ok. So she's betting it's the Earth Queen? Elena: Better let Nabiki *handle* the wager's for her. >E.Q.: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!! Reno: (EQ) Sorry, I just had to try out my new 'Generic Laughter' tape! >[We see a yellow and blue roses threw] Rude: Huh? Isn't that the San Francisco Chargers colors? Reno: Hooray! They have come to save us from this fic. Rufus: [on intercom] DON'T COUNT ON IT! >Voice 2 & 3: We are the male Guardin of Earth. Elena: *PHEW!* For a second there, I was worried about the Voices' gender. Rude: (Voice 2) Uhh.. We guard Earth and stuff, ok? >Voice 3: Get Lose! Or these face the Power of the...Earth. Reno: GET LOSE! The newest game from Milton Bradley! Watch as you automatically lose when you begin! Rude: (Obi-Wan Kenobi) Never underestimate the power of the Earth. >[Darrien as Tudexo Mask, and Serena as Sailor Moon are Elena: Starring in the newest sitcom from NBC! A Sailor and a Tuxedo. Coming Soon. Rude: Wow. Two shameless references in two riffs. Reno: Actually three, but who's counting? >watching >from the skylight. Rude: You know, I don't think schools have skylights. Reno: (Usagi) You know, maybe we should help them? But I don't feel up to it. >The flowing the lines are whispered by them.] Reno: So we got to keep with the flow, huh? Elena: That was just lame, Reno. Reno: Bite me! [Reno then picks up on what he said] What made me say that? >Serena: I forget will had a day off. >Darrien: (whisping back) Yeah. Me, too. Rude: (Usagi) Let's stroll by the Malt shop and grab a couple of shakes then! They'll be a pile of guts when we get back anyway. Reno: The scouts or the Earth Queen? Rude: Probably both. >Serena: Should with help them? >Darrien: Yes, but who are those guys. Elena: (Usagi) Oh. They are the clowns we ordered. We were desperate for some action in our scenes. >Serena: Let's find out. I will go first. You next! Reno: Hmm... Nah. Too Easy. >(Serena jump down through the open window) Rude: But they were at a SKYLIGHT! ARGH!!! [Rude remembers his asprin and quickly gulps every last pill] Ahh... >Serena: Good Morning, Queen Earth of Evil!!!! Elena: [British Accent] Would you like a spot of tea? How bout we watch some of the tellie also! >Queen Earth: Sailor Moon!! (Sound-like a badly iminating >Zoyitice) The so-call Justice Champion!!!! [Reno is holding his ears] Rude: God, Earth Queen! Here's a tip: NEVER SING KAREOKE! >Serena: Arrrghhh!!! MOON TAIRA ATTACK!!!! Rude: Ack! Just when I ran out of overused attack riffs! >Earth Queen: Miss me, get to kiss me! ALL: NO!! Elena: EQ has the attack taunts of a 4-year-old. >(The red rose appears) Reno: Not just any red rose... THE RED ROSE! >Earth Queen: Tudexo Mask!!!! >(Durning the apperences of the Red and Yellow Knights, Sailor >Moon and Tudexo Mask. Rude: There was a fragmented sentence ramming at us. >Raye had transformation into Sailor Mars.) >Raye: Look like you out-number!!! Elena: (EQ) Hey! Don't call me a number! Rude: (Great Vorelli) You are a ugly number. One that will never drink wine. One that will never have ham, because of the sawdust in your body. >Serena: MOOOOOOOOOOOOON REVOOOOOMING ACTIOOOOON!!!! Reno: Wha? Are we missing something? Where's the youma you have to use it on? Rude: Oh man. Are we gonna need asprin soon. >Raye: Ugh! MARS FIRE BOMB! [Elena makes a cheap electronic bomb sound] Reno: (Usagi) Hey! You just burnt the crystal! >Yellow Knight: Let's get back to the temple!!! Rude: Suddenly, the Ronnin warriors attacked the two knights, because they looked a lot alike. >Raye: Right!! >[TEMPLE] Reno: Well, another temple besides Rei's Temple anyway. Rude: (Rei) Didn't you hear me? I said 'Right'! The temple was that way! >Raye: We get Zoyitice with some help? But are they here? Elena: (Rini) No. The crystal of Zoicite went and got us drive-thru at McDonalds. She'll be back momentarly. >Yellow Knight: I'm Jake, and that blue on is Nick. Reno: (Jake) We were just sitting around the Temple and stuff, so Nick and I looked around and found some armor that looked like it was from Ronnin Warriors. We just put it on and decided to scare a few hundred kids at school. Rude: You know, it *WAS* unusually quiet at the school. No kids running around and such from all the *madness* Reno: Yeah. Scary, ain't it? >Firos: So you find your element powers, yellow-Guardin Dessert. Elena: Wow! The yellow knight have the power of ice cream, cake, and other assorted chocolates. >And Blue is the Guardin of the Waters and Air. >Red Knights- Planets--Zoyitice. And Malachite for Gaurdin of the Cities. Rude: Uhhh.. Ok? Just more fighting characters that won't fight. Reno: For some reason, I wouldn't trust using villians as knights while Sailor Moon and the rest are in fukus. >Zoyicite: Good afternoon, Princess Serena. ALL: AHH!! Elena: Don't do that! >Firos: What do your rembered? Reno: (Zoicite) Well, I remember your name used to be 'Felios'. >Zoyitice: Watching over Princess Soroh. Elena: Who? Reno: She must mean Sarah. >I was to make should that >she will not be killed, but I still have nightmares of her being >killed by Beryl, us trap inside the Sliver Crystral and me been >kill by Beryl becomes of Serena, saving Tudexo Mask. Reno: Uhh... ok? Elena: [singing] Too much info, what's that mean? It's like too much fanfic, you'll go crazy... >Serena: That was not nightmare, Zori! Rude: (Usagi) Because THIS is one. >Zori: That sound like a good new. Elena: (Zori) ... Crappy name until I get Japanese citizenship, doesn't it? I hope you find my love Guardin >of the Cities, Malachite. Reno: (Usagi) Actually, we never liked him, so we are just going to ditch him and Beryl. >[Dark Place] Rude: (Villian) Hey! I know we are the villains and we are dark, but we never actually MEANT it! Come on. Turn on the lights! >Dark Princess Serenity: I fought you said you will get her. Reno: (DS) It was a pretty tough fight too! Made the Villains Channel's Fight of the Week! >You >only had one more change. Rude: Huh? Elena: So this is what would happen if Department stores had a limit of what you tried on. Reno: (EQ) Ok. If I only have one change, I'll just change my... Elena: Reno.. Reno: ... Socks. >Earth Queen: Two more, Malachite and Beryl. Rude: (EQ) Which will fail big time, but.. >Dark Queen: If you falling, you will have to do your beding to >them. Reno: (EQ) Well, I could probably handle making their bed's for them anyway. >Earth: Elena: (Earth) Hey! Stop coming in and out of my atmosphere, you villains! It hurts when you do that! >Kunzitie is going be tough or my mind is mud! Rude: Well, no wonder why she's failing. Her brain was replaced with mud and dirt! Reno: And isn't Kunzite the Japanese version? Elena: Yeah, but I don't think Thinker did that on purpose. >Voice of Queen Venus and Time Lady in Unision: Hello! Mud!! Reno: How odd. Even the villains think this is going to fail. Rude: (EQ) Well, Ms. Time Lady. I wouldn't be saying that around everyone who calls you 'The Wimp Girl' around here! Elena: Those two haven't even gone out to fight! At least EQ did... In a sense. >Earth: That was just a joke!!!! Elena: (Time Lady) But it is just so much fun to pick on the failing villain! >[End of Part 12] Reno: YES! YES! WE MADE IT!! Rude: WOOHOO!! Elena: Come on guys! [The 3 exit the theater] [Door Sequence] [SOS Bridge- A note is lying on the table in there. The Turks enter and Rude quickly gets the note.] Rude: [Reading the note] Hey, it's from Rufus. Reno: How did he get a note up here? Rude: Remember, he has a Plot Contrivence Materia. Elena: So, what's it say? Rude: It says: Turks, I will not be calling you when you leave the theater. I have to go teach Heidegger a lesson. Reno: Huh. I wonder what that is.... [Midgar 13 Basement- Heidegger is hung at the wall while Rufus is holding the Plot Contrivance Materia.] Rufus: It's time to teach you a little lesson for the brownie incident earlier. Heidegger: But, I didn't know! Really! Rufus: It's too late for that, Heidegger. Prepare for the Ultimate Punishment. [Rufus holds up the Materia and makes Heidegger's head only star at the opposite wall. Then, suddenly, a screen came on showing a piece of paper with the title name of 'Chibi-Usa's 7th Birthday'] Heidegger: NOOOO!! NO!! Rufus: MWHAHAH! Ooops, better turn off the cameras. [Holds up the Materia and turns them off.] ____________________________________________________________________________ [Throughout the credits, you hear Heidegger.] [Feel free to hum the Turks' Theme now] Well, I finished Parts 9-12! I'm sorry if No. 12 wasn't as funny as the others. I was in a hurry to get it done because I wanted to finish these 4 parts in 2 weeks. I may spilt the parts and make the next 4 as 2 at a time. Well, I hope you have enjoyed it nevertheless. Ta-Ta! 8/17/98 Sorry for the loss of the last parts stingers. It was hijacked by Rufus. Here's this weeks. >Mrs. Baker: Ugh!! Molly, Melvin's Mother called...Melvin..(gisp) dead!