MYSTERY FANFIC THEATER 3005 By: The Flashman (MXJK67C@Prodigy.com) Reel 1 [BGM: "Voices of Authority" off the Babalon 5 soundtrack] YEAR 1 (Slow motion footage of the SOL launching into space.) Dr. Forester:(VO) Don't worry... Joel. I'm certain you're going to move... UP fairly quickly. (Quick images of each robot as their names are called out.) Singers: Cambot! Gypsy! Tom Servo! Croooooooow! YEAR 2 (An image of Joel and the Bots watching "Manos".) Crow:(Near the breaking point) MANOSMANOSMANOS!!! (Slow-mo image of Tom's head exploding as they read "Artimis's Lover". That switches to Joel and the bots singing...) Joel/Tom/Crow:(Singing) Gameraaaa! Gameraaaa! Gamera is crunchy and sweet... YEAR 3 (Imgae of the escape pod launching in slow-mo.) Tom:(VO) MITCHEL! Crow:(VO) Heeey... There's a prize in that box of hamdingers! An escape pod! Forrester:(VO) Tell me Mike, what size jumpsuit do you wear? (Slow-mo image of the rocket containing Mike heading for the SOL.) Mike:(VO) Get... me... DOWN!!! YEAR 4 (Image of Frank as a ghost floating towards the button.) Forrester: Before you go Frank... could you push the button one last time? (Slow-mo image of Forrester spanking himself with his clipboard.) Forrester: I'M A NAUGHTY BOY! NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY! (Forrester is standing next to Pearl.) Forrester: Did I mention my Mom's here? YEAR 5 (Image of the spectral forms of Mike and the Bots escaping the SOL at the edge of the universe.) Forrester:(VO) Oh poopie. (Image of the Minivan of Doom chasing the SOL.) Pearl:(VO) I'll... get... YOU! Bobo:(VO) This is Bobo, son of Koko... Observer:(VO) This is Observer, Observer and Observer. (Suddenly, the screen "rips" as the SOL plows through and heads off into the galaxy with the MOD still in hot persuit.) Crow:(VO)(Sarcastic) Good one Mike. Mike:(VO) Oops. Joel:(VO) Ummm... how did I get back here? (Suddenly, the music changes into the new MFT3K+5 Theme.) In the not too distant future, Thanks to a glitch in Time and Space. Mike Nelson, Joel and their robot pals, Are caught in an endless chase. Persued by a woman, Who's name is Pearl. An evil gal, Who wants to rule the world. Her son returned, To make matters worse. And in their rocket ship, They hunt our heros all across the Multiverse! Frank&Forrester:(Spoken) We're baaaack! Forrester/Pearl: We'll send him cheesy fanfics, The worst, we can find. Bobo/Frank/Observer: La la la! Forrester/Pearl: He'll have to sit and read them all, And we'll moniter his mind! Bobo/Frank/Observer: La la la! Now keep in mind none can control, Where the fanfics begin or end. (La la la) Because Joel used those special parts, To make their robot friends! Ro-bot Roll Call: CAMBOT! (Rolling.) GYPSY! (I've got a headache.) TOM SERVO! (MITCHEL!) CROOOOOOOOOOOOW! (I'm not a Sailor Moon Otaku!) If you're wondering how they eat and breath, And other science facts. (La la la) Just repeat to yourself "it's just a fanfic, I should really just relax..." For Mystery Fanfic Theater Three Thousand... (Spoken) And Five. SOL: 0700 Joel, dressed in a red bathrobe, exited his room and made his way towards the bathroom. Joel wasn't a morning person, so the fact that the door was locked and the sound of the shower being run inside didn't register on him until he planted his face into the door. He blinked, stepped back and, suddenly remembering his... partner, shook his head. Crow, who was making his way to the bridge, passed by Joel and then stopped. He was frozen solid for a second and then leaped into his creators arms as he exclaimed, "JOEL! Oh, thank GOD! You wouldn't believe the nightmare I had! I dreamed that you'd left in a box of hamdingers and we had to deal with this new guy! Then Frank died and then Forrester and we got cut loose from earth and we were blowing up planets left and right and..." The bathroom door opened and, dressed in a green bathrobe, Mike stepped out, rubbing his hair with a yellow towel. Crow took one look at him and screamed, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!!!!! GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER!" He collapsed, sobbing, into Joel's arms and Mike raised an eyebrow in confusion. Tom Servo hovered in and asked, "What's with Crow?" Joel comforted Crow as he noticed the red light flashing and he said, "I'll explain later, Lord Zedd and Rita are calling." UNKNOWN PLANET: 0703 "Well, well, well," Dr. Forrester chuckled, "if it isn't the three Amigos... and another amigo." "As you know," Pearl said, "thanks to that little glitch in time and space, my little pookie bear here has been brought back to me." Forrester grimaced as TV's Frank, Bobo and Observer all covered their mouths to stiffle the laugh at Pearl's comment. "Yes..." Forrester contined as he adjusted his jacket, "In light of both that and the fact that the rocket ship has to be adjusted to acomidate the added weight of Frank and myself, we've decided to do another invention exchange while we wait. Are you ready?" SOL: 0705 Joel placed a personal computer on the desk and began his explination as Mike added the modem line and booted up a special disk that was in the A drive. "Now, we all know how there's a great deal of Lemon fanfiction out there and some of it is quite romantic and interesting. The problem is that for every one good Lemon there are at least twenty more that are plotless, make the characters way OOC and/or are just plain disgusting." Mike finished loading up the program and took over, "However, thanks to another Satalite of Love and their helpful little list, as well as the experiment they were engaged in and some of our earlier experiments, we've developed a special program that will let someone be able to avoid accidently accessing the bad types of stories." Joel continued as Mike typed away at the computer, "Now. Suppose you want to read a Sailor Moon Lemon that has no Dark Kingdom General rapes, less then five mentionings of pubic hair, aboslutly no tentacles and no magic potions that make the Senshi... suseptable. "Simply add those paramiters into the program and..." Mike finished typing and then showed the screen to Crow. "Heeeey," Crow complained, "There used to be fifty Lemon authors on this sight. Now I can only access three." "I think this program's glitchy," Tom added as he looked over Crows shoulder, "Oneshot's been deleted." Mike concluded, "We like to call it The Lemon-Aid." Joel asked, "What do you think sirs?" UNKNOWN PLANET: 0708 Pearl replied, "What do I think? I think that my poopsie's invention will blow yours out of the water. Go ahead my snookie baby. " Forrester grimaced again and was about to start when Bobo rushed towards them and said, "Lawgiver! I have great news! We just instaled the new engine your offspring built." "New engine?" Pearl asked. "MY INVENTION!!!" Forrester yelled as he ran towards the minivan. A loud explosion came from the dirrection that the space craft was parked and Bobo shivered in fear as Pearl turned to him and growled, "BooooBOOOOOOOO!!!!" Pearl then grabbed him by the front of his shirt and growled, "First, I'm going to have Brain Guy send the fanfic. A little something from our old friend Dr. Thinker. Then, I'm gonna yank out all of your hairs, and I mean ALL of them, one at a time!" Pearl shot Observer a look and the pale faced alien nodded and held his brain out in front of him as he used his powers to send the fic up to the satalite. SOL: 0713 "Man," Tom sighed as he read, "That Sailor Mac is a fine lemon writer." Mike, Crow and Joel sighed blissfuly as they nodded in agreement. Suddenly, the alarms went off and Mike and Joel yelled as one, "OOOOOHHHH, WE GOT FANFIC SIGN!!!!" ______________________ [Door 6: It's a post from someone who thinks Anime x-overs are stupid. You use a flamethrower and burn through it.] [Door 5: It's a wall of Smurfs. You take great pleasure in drawing out a machine gun and splattering them all over the place.] [Door 4: It falls towards you, missing your foot by milimeters.] [Door 3: It's a large mural of Usagi and Mamoru kissing, it splits apart where their mouths meet.] [Door 2: Same as 3. Except Rei is in the place of Mamoru.] [Door 1: A large vault door. The wheel spins to the left and the door swings open to the right.] _______________________ [Mike enters the theater first, Joel right behind him, carrying Tom and Crow brining up the rear. Once Joel carries Tom over the air grate that prevents him from entering, he places Tom on the seat next to him. So the seating arangement is: Mike, Tom, Joel and Crow.] >"NO-RETURN, NO-ESCAPE, NO-HEALING!!!" >by Dr. Thinker Tom: NO PARKING AFTER 3 PM!!! >This meet up with all the villains from the first series up until >the end of the R. Mike: The end of the R is a straight line. >If you like this E-Mail me at WINKSTWO@SSSNET.COM. Enjoy!!!!! Joel:(Imitating author) If not... Leave me alone! >----------------------------------------------------------- Crow: If you hate this fic, sign here. >Jadiete look around..the dark room. It fells good to >relax..knowing that the Nega-Helios welcome him with >open hands. Crow:(Imitating Nega-Helios) I've got your hot oil massage ready for you. Mike/Joel: Crow... Crow: Whoa! That was weird. Now it's in stereo. > >Jadiete was not very upset with the words on a post, he saw with >his one. Mike: "His one"? All: EWWWWWWW.... Crow: That's almost as disgusting as that picutre of Mamoru and Chibi- Usa I found this morning. (Notices others looking at him) Not that I go looking for stuff like that, of course. > >It read: Tom: The Bridges of Madison County? Crow: Endworld: New York Run? Mike: Godzilla 2000? Joel: "How can you be looking at me with your 'one'?" > > NO-RETURN!!!!!! > NO-ESCAPE!!!!!! > NO-HEALING!!!!! Crow: NO-SMOKING!!!!! Joel: NO-MEAT EATING!!!!! Tom: NO-FUN!!!!! Mike: NO-CHIBI-USA!!!!! All: YEAH! > > >But he did wonder if old Nephrite if appears, will be very mad >about this. Tom:(Geezer Voice) Yep! If'n old Nephrite appears he'll be pleanty steemed off. Gye hee hee. > >He was borned..it been a walk since he failed Queen Beryl...and >she had him crystralized and send right on top of Nega-Helios. Joel: That sentance made as much sense as people finding Seinfeld funny. Tom: Let me see... he was born, then he took a walk after failing... Mike: Tom, stop now before you head explodes again. > > >He heard this life from Nega-Helios, the guardian of what the >Nega-Versan called Hades's Home...an planet..no-one dares to >appear, drestory or healing. That must way they are many NO- >HEALING. He can rob stories..do anything...to stop. Crow:(Imitating Jadeite) Must... stop... the... hurting... Joel: Look at it this way, at least no one's "out pooped" yet. > >He was relax near a three time the size of a AMERICAN OYMPIC SIZE >POOL, drinking Lyanicanos (Milk for Youmas) When bubble knock he >under water. Tom:(Three M voice) Yes! You'll enjoy our AMERICAN OLIMPIC SIZE POOL! Built with the greatest care by cheap labor Mexican hands. Mike: "Milk for Youmas"? Crow: That would mean that Youmas can reproduce... and that would mean... Joel/Mike: CROW! Crow: ... they have milk glands. > >Nega-Hades thunders, "Some one unigue to both the Universe and >the Nega-Verse is going appears!!!" Joel: Going... apprearing. It's a pattern with him. > > >The bubbles form into another male. His hand was short like >that of Tudexo Mask. His eye were black as coals. He worned a Tom:(Snickers) You know what he REALLY meant by that "his hand was short" remark, don't you? Joel/Mike: Tom... Tom: Whoa! That IS weird! >gray uniformation with black boots. He was Nephrite. > >Nega-Hades summons Nephrite to his chambers. Joel: Crow... Mike: If you say ANYTHING about bringing toys... Crow:(Smug) Well, I don't have to now, do I? Mike: D'OH! >--------------------------------------------------------------- Joel: I DARE you to step over this line. > >When Nephrite get done, Jadiete saw him. Tom:(Hip-Nephrite) Let's get DONE with our bad selves. > > >"NEPHRITE, what are you doing here?" > >"Zoyitice, that witch killed me" > >"She might have fought your were a tratior." > >"Me...never!!!!!! All: He said while crossing his fingers behind his back. > >"What happen to you?" ask Jadiete. > >Nephirte replied with a human sign meaning OK! Mike: So Nephrite is Genma now? > >"When your were imprison in crystral, she ask me to take care of >some scouts, Sailor Moon, Sailor Mars, and Sailor Mercury, of >course." Jadiete nod a little bit here. "Sometime, Molly fall in >love to me. She ever stop Moon for using her Taira on me." Tom: Funny, I thought she stopped it BEFORE it hit him. > >"You could used her hands to stop it. With out Mercury's bubbles >or Mars's fire...it is weak as a new born child!!! Ha Ha Ha >Ha!!!!" Crow: Says the guy who nearly got his arm chopped off by it. Tom:(Under his breath) Otaku. Crow: Keep talking Servo Ranger... > >"I was trying to use her to find out..who is Sailor Moon, so I >can KILL that crybady...I find out...that her name is.... Mike: Crybady? Joel: This must be in a reality where the Scouts are evil and the Dark Kingdom guys are good. > >"Serena?" > >"Jadiete!!! HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?" Crow: Nephrite needs to switch to decaf. > >"Simple! I found out..but old Beryl prision me for losing two >that meat-ball head scout!!!!!!" Tom:(Impersinating Jadeite) Beryl gets VERY upset when she can't have her two meatballs on her spagetii. > >"Since I can't leave..can a join your." Joel:(Impersinating Jadeite) Of course... once you tell me what you want me to join with. Crow:(Impersinating Nephrite) If you've seen certain issues of Moon Fight, you wouldn't be asking that question. Mike/Joel: Crow... > >"Sure!!!!!" > >Nephrite know Jadiete can be a friend. Become one time, Jadiete >allow him to use his room to hide for Zoyitice Crow: They were planing a surprise party! How kind of them. > >---------------------------------------------------------------- Joel: Come on! I DOG DARE you to step over this line. > >"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!! >That cry-ball was a PRINCESS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!! Tom: Yes! A princess of good taste in every package of Cry-Balls! Look for them at your local supermarket! > >Jadiete was shocked by this yell...Nephrite too, but he graons... Crow: "Graons"? (Gasps) GRANOS!!! Dr. Forrester mixed a MANOS reference into this fic! NONONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!! Joel: Crow... you're reaching for that one. Crow:(Calming down and in an Arabic accent) It was funnier in sandscript! >"Looks like Zoyitice join us." > >"Pardon, me, Jadiete?" Mike:(Imitating Tarzan) You. Lame. > >"What happen?" groans Jadiete. > >"That so-called Moon Scout was the so-called Princess of the >Moon. She get MY CRYSTRALS!!!! I'm hope that my love can killed >that Sailor Brat!!!!!" Crow: Wow! Zoicite has crystrals? But I thought Zoicite was a guy. Mike/Joel: Crow... Tom:(Muttered) Man, he's REALLY reaching today. > >With a stiff laugh, Nephrite laugh, "Look like your princess is >going to give your love a HARD time, Zoyitice!!!" Crow: Well, if five girls dressed like the Senshi are, said they were going to punish me, I'd... Joel/Mike: CROW! Tom: Nephrite's laugh brought to you by the Department Of Redundancy Department, which brings to you Nephrite's laugh. > >Zoyitice winced, it seem like finialy Nephrite was earily is due >to be a warrior. What going to happen?" Mike: Actually, we'd like to know what's BEEN happening. > >Nephrite, thunders three words "GET LOST, ZOYITICE!!!" > >Zoyitice, thunders on a word: "YLORDANACONICAYU" (This word >means: You are idoit to the name of the Queen) Tom: So the Dark Kingdom language makes them talk like Shampoo? > >Nephrite, thunders "HOW GIVE A CARE!" Mike: Simple. Send him a dozen roses. Crow: Considering what kind of fic this is, that's a bad idea... > >Jadiete thought to him self, "I hope that Kunzite can keep out >Zoyitice out of his hair..until them..this world is not going to >BORNING for sometime. Joel:(Imitating Shinji) The world is still in the womb of the Universe. Still waiting to be born... Crow: Joel, never do that again or we'll have to hurt you. (The others nod in agrement.) >----------------------------------------------------------------- Joel: I DOUBLE DOG DARE you to step over this line! > >A voice sounding familar rocked Nega-Helios home world. Tom: Rock my world baby! >"ZOYITICE, WHEREEVER YOU ARE!!!! I COMING TO JOIN YOU, MY >LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", It was Malachite beging killed >by his own weapon.....a power rangs that could make BAT-MAN >jealous. (Ed. A bad pun, I know.) Mike: Errr... how is that a pun? A pun would be adding something like, "Unfortunalty, Malachite learned that when dealing with his boomerangs, what went around, REALLY came around." > >-------------------------------------------------------------- Joel: I TRIPLE DOG DARE you to step over this line! > >Malachite appear in a blue field. Here he saw a couple of >people..one female..and two females......his generals from the >Queen's army. Crow:(Dumb voice) Duuuuh... so that would make three females. Mike: Since when did the Generals become the Starlights? > >"What happen to you?", Jadiete? Tom:(Imitating Jadeite) I got locked into a giant crystal, WHAT DO YOU *THINK* HAPPENED?!!! > >"Yickanocloanicans" (Ed. Backfired), "Sailor Moon hit me with my Crow:(Coughing) Oh man, that's what happens when you give Ed baked beans and cabbage! All:(Waving their hands in front of their faces) P-U!!!!! >own weapon." > >"Bad Luck?" ask Nephrite > >"Yes!" ask Malachite, "Lucky, the Queen as a plan to killed all >the Sailor Scout..expect for Sailor Moon" Tom:(Imitating Malachite) Since she IS the title character, no matter how much of wuss she is, we can't kill her. Crow:(Angry) YOU INSULTED THE GREAT SAILOR MOON! DIE INFIDEL RANGER LOVER! (The two try to hit each other, but Joel holds back Crow and ties him up as Mike does the same with Tom.) Mike: We'll untie you when you calm down. > >----------------------------------------------------------------- Joel: I INFINITY DOG DARE you to step over this line! Mike: Alright already. (Steps over line) Now what? Joel: Now you're on my side. >"YOU STUIPID FOOLESS!!!!!!!!" thunder a Queen of Evil, Queen >Beryl. Mike/Joel:(Singing) It's time for the Fooless get together! > >"BERYL!!!!!!!!!!!!!", shout a shocked group of Gerenals "WHAT >HAPPEN?" > >"THE NEGA-FORCE, which I did not tell the name of too..you, until >NOW..Queen Melita take by body to meet Sailor Moon. I saw her >died by the Sliver Imperium..to bad we can't ecaspe from her...if >we can we can drestory the Earth!!!!!!!!" Joel: Why is Beryl talking like William Shatner? Mike: "Drestory" if that's a word for re-writting this story, I'm all for it. > > >----------------------------------------------------------------- Mike: When line segments get caught in a traffic jam. >"Why is any-body join us here?", asked Queen Beryl > >"Sailor Moon was healing some things..two aliens, one tree, four >future nutcase!" said Nega-Helios's voice > >"I GOING TO KILL THAT LITTLE PINK BRAT AND HER MOTHER, IN THE >NAME OF THE NEGA-MOON" thunders a red haired man with a black >upside-down Cresent Moon. He was wearing a red shirt, and a red >pair of pants. (Crow and Tom mutter in their gags. The two humans shrug and untie them.) Crow: Thank you. Now, as I was saying, Rubius actually wears a black t-shirt with brown pants. Tom: Dressed as he is, he looks like Santa from the "Mirror, Mirror" reality. > >"What are you doing here? And who, where, and why are you here?" >ask Malachite. Mike:(Imitating surly Rubius) Let's see, that only leaves "when" and "how" doesn't it Whitey? > > >"I was ABOUT to ASK THE SAME QUESTION!!!!!!" asked the red haired >male. Joel: Maybe "NO-CAFFINE!!!!!" should be added to the sign... > >"Us, first!!!" order Beryl. > >"I'm Rubbus. I'm from the furture. I was defeat by Sailor Moon Tom:(Ganster Voice) I'm gonna rubbus out! Ya here me, RUBBUS out! >and a future Princess named Reenie. We can her a rabbit because >her hair does not look like meatballs..but it looks like >ears of a rabbit." Crow: The fact that her name originaly meant "Rabbit" has nothing to do with it of course. > >With a human-like laughing Nephrite, "Probaly, that how, Queen >Serenity and Princess Serenity look when they were you." All: ...... Joel: When was Rubius the Princess? > >----------------------------------------------------------- Tom: I just had a thought, what if that's Moris Code? Crow: Stop. This fic bites. Stop. > >When out exploring a NEGA-FOREST, a dragon pop out Crow: At least it didn't "out poop". > >"WHO ARE YOU?" asked Rubbis > >"YOU SHOULD KNOW, RUBBIS!!! SHE MUMBLES!!!" Joel: That's a rather loud mumble. > >"EMERALD!!" Mike:(Imitating Rubius) WHY ARE YOU SAYING YOUR STAGE DIRRECTIONS!!! > >"THAT ME!!!! Sailor Jutiper send me out of game of evil >FOREVER!!!" > >"Who left on the Nega-Moon?" > >The dragon replied "Prince Spharite, and his twin brother, the >ruler...Prince Dinamond. Of the course the Wiseman, Dimanod right >hand man!" > >----------------------------------------------------------------- Joel: I get it! It's a termite conga line. >When explore a crystral maze with in the planet's core. Two man >appears. Both having black upside-cresent moon makings. One had >brown hair...and one of them have white hair. All:(Sarcastic gasp) Now there's TWO people there with white hair now! > >"Who are those?" ask Beryl to Rubbis > >Rubbis point to brown hair one and said "This is Sharite" pausing Tom: I thought he was "Spharite". Crow: Gallano! Joel: Mastreta! Mike: Huh? Tom: Before your time. >only to change his point to the one with the white hair "And the >other one is Nega-Moon Ruler, Prince Dimanod" > >"That is right" that Prince Dimanod!! (Everyone looks around.) Crow:(Spooked) Who said that?! > >Nega-Helios thunders, "I give your a second twin, Meltia!!! But >don't worry, Master Paroh 90, Chaos, and Queen Nephrina will lost >also....I have progam the future..thanks to you losing ever >simple time!! As either, Queen Melita or Death Pathom. Sailor >Moon will NEVER know who you are in reality!!!!" > >"That Death Pathom is reality your Melita, Beryl?" asked >Emerald. Tom: Well I'll be... Mike: A unique and somewhat appealing idea for a fanfic. > >"Afaird so!" said Beryl > >"ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" thunders the >Nega-Mooners. > >The Nega-Verser laughs at this...future things are going to get a >peak at this one. Mike: They were going to see a preview of the new Mothra Movie. Tom: You mean the "Dragon Ball: Mothra" movie. > > >----------------------THE END------------------------------------ All: HUH?????? Crow: Why do I get the feeling that during this whole fic, the Generals and Nega-Mooners had halos over their heads and were being prodded by demons in buisness suits? Joel: Come on guys, lets get out of here. Mike: I gotta admit, for Thinker, that wasn't as bad as it could have been. (They exit the theater, door sequence in reverse.) ___________________________ "You know," Crow said as they exited the theater, "Mike's right. Compaired to a lot of his earlier works, that wasn't half bad." "I'll admit," Tom added, "the subplot where Metalia, Death Phantom and all the others are all the same being in a different form IS pretty neat but to end it as soon as that's revealed stunk, big time." Mike didn't join in the discussion as he saw his fellow human seemed troubled by something. "Hey, Joel," Mike called out, "is something wrong?" Joel tried to smile, but it didn't completly acomplish its task of hiding the worry in his eyes. "It's nothing..." he couldn't stop the frown from coming back, "It's just that... that was TOO easy. Whenever we get something easy like that, something by Oscar or something similar comes our way not too long after." "Ah," Mike and the Bots said together, "You worry too much." Crow pipped up, "I just created a 'Dragon Ball Doom' in the Holocabana. Wanna play?" Tom asked, "Are you saying we gotta play Doom against Saya-jins?" "Nope. We get to play AS Saya-jin!" The evil smirks that formed on everyones faces was answer enough for Crow as they made their way to the Holocabana. UNKNOWN PLANET: 0834 Pearl and Clayton frowned as they cut off their spy tap to the Satalite. "He's on to us..." the mad doctor said. "It doesn't matter," the mad mommy replied, "even if they know it's coming, they'll never stop us." The two Forresters laughed evily until they heard the sounds of an argument behind them. "SAILOR MOON!" came Bobo's voice. "EVANGELION!" came Observers reply. "Frank," Dr. Forrester called. "Yes doctor?" TV's Frank asked. "Go find out what those two are shouting about." "Yes sir." Frank made his way over to where the two squabling aliens were and asked, "Can I help you?" "Yes," Observer replied angrily, "Tell this fool that Evangelion is the best Anime ever. Certainly better then "Sailor Boob"! "No," Bobo shot back, "You tell HIM, that Sailor Moon is the best! And it's much better then 'Eva-confusing-ngelion'." "Actually," Frank replied, "I've always prefered Dragon Ball Z..." "DRAG-ON BALL Z(ZZZZZ)!!!" The two aliens replied. "SAILOR MOON!" "EVANGELION!" "DRAGON BALL Z!" Frank slugged Bobo. Followed by Bobo trying to tackle him but knocking down Observer instead as Frank dodged. The three of them ended up scuffling on the ground as the two Forresters sighed and Pearl pulled out three hyperdermic needles from her purse. She turned to her son as she handed him one and asked, "I'll take care of mine if you take care of yours?" "Agreed," Dr. Forrester replied and they moved in on their assistants.... THE REAL END My first "Real" MSTing completed. Like my first Lemon, that wasn't nearly as tough as I thought it would be. Oh well, live and learn. First of all, I'd like to thank... Megane 6.7: For influancing me to try one of these things. Dr. Thinker: Who I hope is a good sport and doesn't think I'm attacking him... Because I'm not. Best Brains: For creating Mystery Science Theater 3000. Naoko Takiuchi: For creating Sailor Moon. (May Usagi-sama continue to reign.) All of those who under stood that the opening sequence was a parody of the Turnerized opening to Babalon 5. KEEP CIRCULATING THE FANSUBS! > >He was borned..it been a walk since he failed Queen Beryl...and >she had him crystralized and send right on top of Nega-Helios. The Flashman (Proud member of The Church Of Tsukino Usagi) "The stories [TRIO] okay, but with the cliffhanger I can't help but wonder how you plan to screw up Ranma this time." -Anonymous E-Mail www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Dojo/3105/ May The Spirit Preserve You!