*TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS* (And give yourself a severe case of eyestrain) (The future isn't what it used to be....) "CARD CAPTOR SCIENCE THEATER 3000" (SEASON ONE) EPISODE 7: THE POWER OF TRUE LOVE (A Card Captor Sakura MSTing) MSTed From the Desk of Card Captor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun) This is a MSTing of a work of fiction created by another author. Use of copyrighted and trademarked material is for entertainment purposes only; no infringement on the original copyrights or trademarks held by Best Brains, Inc. is intended or should be inferred. “Card Captor Sakura” is a trademark of CLAMP and those who distribute them. “The Power Of True Love” is the property of poshul and he’s welcome to it. I do not intend to offend him by making fun of his work like this but I figure it's only a matter of time before someone does. Think of this as another form of C&C. ;) (Cue "Card Captor Science Theater 3000 Love Theme" in 5....4....3....) It's the not-too-distant future, Last sunday BC There was this girl named Sakura Quite different from you or me She captured Clow Cards with her friends All seen through Tomoyo’s camera lens They tried to save the human race, But Eriol lost his patience So he shot them into space!!!! Sakura: (Hoeeee……) Syaoran and Tomoyo: (Now what?) We'll send them crappy fanfics The worst we can find (lalala) They'll have to sit and read them all and we'll monitor their minds (lalala) Now keep in mind they can't control When the fanfics begin or end (lalala) Because, let’s face it, after all Eriol’s not really their friend; CARD CAPTOR ROLL CALL: Meiling: 'Why me?’ Tomoyo: 'Smile!' Syaoran: 'I hate my life.' KEROOOOOOO!!! 'It’s not my fault!' If you're wondering how they eat and breathe And other science facts (lalala) Then repeat to yourself *It's just a MiST* You should really just relax For Card Captor Science Theater 3000!!! ** DEEP 13 17:55 Hours “Where the hell are they?!” growled Dr Eriol Hiiragazwa, poster child for demented sorcerers everywhere. He was once again in one of his moods. Not that that came as a surprise to his two assistants, TV’s Ruby Moon and Spinel Sun. He had a monopoly on insane behavior. “What exactly is this all about?” asked Spinel Sun. “My new security personnel, of course.” Eriol replied. “Oh,” said Ruby Moon. “They called and cancelled.” Eriol and Spinel Sun sweatdropped. “What do you mean ‘they cancelled’?!” Eriol screamed. “They said they were booked up for the next couple of weeks.” Ruby Moon replied bluntly. “Although they did send this letter…” Ruby Moon reached into her pocket and withdrew a small envelope. “But it’s addressed to Syaoran.” Eriol fell over. “Why on Earth would my security experts want to write to him?!” Eriol had been trying to get better security for some time now. Ever since Touya had come in and expressed his distaste for Sakura being shot into space by beating Eriol with every piece of furniture in the office, Eriol had felt less than one hundred percent about the security in Deep 13. “I don’t know.” Ruby Moon replied. “Maybe they’ve met him before.” Eriol’s left eye was starting to twitch. “If they know him, wouldn’t that be even less reason to write to him?!” For a moment his two flunkies thought he was channeling Asuka Langley. “That’s it! Ruby Moon!! Bring me file number 666!!” Ruby Moon shuddered. “You can’t possibly… That fic is inhuman!” “That’s exactly why I’m sending it!!” Eriol retorted. He was starting to foam at the mouth. “Get those morons on the line RIGHT NOW!!!” ** THE HOLOCABANA Syaoran Li was coming to the end of the trail. He lifted his ski goggles and picked up his rifle. This was the first time he had ever participated in the biathlon. He aimed carefully at the targets which all bore the image of Vikki-Chan, author of “Torturing Syaoran”. “Who’s torturing who now?” he whispered to no one in general before pulling the trigger. It was about then that Sakura came in. Not being used to the sound of gunfire, hearing the shot and the target shattering caused her to jump. “Li-kun!” she shouted. “What on Earth are you doing?!” “Uh… Trying out for the winter Olympics?” Syaoran replied. Sakura looked over at the line of targets. “I don’t suppose there’s anything personal attached to this little tirade, hm?” “Not at all.” Syaoran replied. “C’mon. Dr. H wants us right away. He is really mad about something.” That would explain why he was calling five days early for the experiment. ** THE SATELLITE OF LOVE Tomoyo, Kero and Meiling were very glad when Sakura and Syaoran arrived. This was because Eriol had been yelling for the last five minutes. They weren’t entirely sure what he was yelling about. Also, he was foaming at the mouth again, which was never a good sign. “WELL!! IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME!!!” Eriol shouted. “Cram it, ferret face.” Syaoran tossed out non-chalantly. “Li-kun!” Sakura chided. Eriol seemed a little calmer all of a sudden. “Well, you can toss out all the wisecracks and insults you want, my dear Syaoran. Nothing is going to save you this time! I’ve been having a bad day and I’m going to take it out on you!” Eriol paused for breath. “What I hold in my hands is the answer to a great universal question. What if someone like hikaru shidou wrote about us? It’s the ultimate punishment. ‘The True Power Of Love’ by poshul. May it sour you on romance forever.” With that the view screen went blank. “Oh, hell…” muttered Kero. ** DEEP 13 For the first time in a very long while, Ruby Moon actually seemed intimidated by her employer. “Um…” she began “What about the letter?” “Forget the stupid letter and send the fanfic!” Eriol growled as he stormed out of the room. As Ruby Moon fed the fanfic into the machine she picked up the phone and called the Psychiatric department. “Hi, this is Ruby Moon. We’re going to need some help here… Yeah, Dr. H is having a breakdown again.” ** THE SATELLITE OF LOVE “Great…” Kero grumbled. “We’re really screwed this time.” “Maybe he was bluffing.” Tomoyo suggested. “All I can say is that I’m glad I’m not you guys,” said Meiling as she wandered off. Suddenly, alarms and sirens rang out. “OHHHH, WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIGN!!!” Sakura cried out. (Door 6: It slides open on both sides..) (Door 5: It's made of beads. They explode out towards you, and you move on..) (Door 4: It falls toward you, missing your foot by inches.) (Door 3: It's a castle gate, that rises into the ceiling..) (Door 2: It’s made of mirrors. You risk the seven years bad luck and shatter them with a hammer.) (Door 1: It splits in four ways, twice.) (Door .7: A beam of golden light erupts from the floor. You walk into it.) Sakura, Syaoran, Tomoyo and Kero-Chan emerged from the light. The three take their seats in the theater while Kero-Chan floats overhead. >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sakura: Well, this is new. Kero: The worms are marching! Syaoran: Give me a break. Tomoyo: Break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat bar! Syaoran: Oh, shut up, you corporate shill. >Author:Koninchiwa,this is my second fic based on E+T and cardcaptor sakura is belong to CLAMP and please don't sue >me Kero: What’ll you give us if we don’t? Syaoran: How about a pardon from reading this fic? >(except for some character is my imagination) All: Huh?! Syaoran: OH-NO! It’s hikaru shidou, evil author of “Stolen” in disguise! Tomoyo: There’s a frightening thought. >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`~~ Sakura: Well, at least he doesn’t use stars like everyone else. Kero: Yeah, there’s a cause for celebration. >~~*~~The power of true love~~*~~ Kero: Enter WAFF, stage left. >Tomoyo was walking to penguin park and she was thinking of sakura. Tomoyo: I love the smell of cherry blossoms in the morning. Syaoran: Damn. She beat me to it. >Tomoyo:Oh,Sakura-chan,why didn't you choose me instead of li-kun? >why did you leave me alone in japan?why didn't you notice that I >love you? All: WHAT?! Sakura: Tomoyo, I had no idea. Tomoyo: Why do I sound like a character on “All My Children”? Syaoran: Why can’t the author use capitol letters? Kero: Please. He didn’t even capitalize his own name, Sakura: Just like hikaru shidou… All: Uh-oh! >Kero:Hey,I know that you love her but she's gone to Hong Kong with >that gaki. Syaoran: Kero’s dialogue courtesy of Touya. >Tomoyo:eek!!don't poop up like that or not someone will notice you! All: EEEEEEW! Sakura: Kero is always leaving messes on the rugs. Kero: HEY!! >Kero:so you notice me at last. Kero: About damn time. >Tomoyo:Em....I never though that sakura-chan will be tired of noticing you so no one will be notice you. Syaoran: What? Ugh, my head hurts. Sakura: Me too. >Kero:Hey!I wouldn't follow her if she gave me chocolate puding everyday. Tomoyo: If she’s in Hong Kong how can she give Kero chocolate pudding everyday? Syaoran: How can he follow her if he’s in Tomoeda? Sakura: These and other questions, never to be answered in “The True Power Of Love” >Tomoyo:Oh,I though you like strawberry cake better. Sakura: I’m getting some negative thoughts about this fic. >Kero:that is why i live with you so i can have it everday.Mention of cake,I feel a little bit hungry,can we do home so I >can eat cakessssss. Kero: Why I sound like Shampoo from “Ranma ½”? Sakura: I think someone let the air out of Kero. >Tomoyo:alright,let's go home now. Syaoran: Yeah. Whatever. >Tomoyo went home but she didn't notice that someone was watching >over her. Sakura: Someone to watch… over me! >~~*~~The next morning~~*~~ Kero: Thanks for sharing. >Tomoyo:ohayo-gozaimass naoko-chan,rika-chan and chiharu chan, Tomoyo: I’m sorry. My capital letters were “Stolen” yesterday. Sakura: Good one! >Chiharu:Tomoyo-chan,do you know where is that Yamazaki? Sakura: Which Yamazaki? All: THAT Yamazaki! >Rika:I saw him at the back of thew school talking to Hiiragizawa-kun. Tomoyo: He was telling him something about ancient potatoes of Babylon or something. I wasn’t really listening. >Tomoyo:Hiiragizawa-kun?I though that he had gone to England!! Sakura: Even though it may be bad. Syaoran: And the rules of spelling are long dead. Kero: When it comes to this fic, we’ve been had. Tomoyo: And our characters haven’t a thought in their head. >sizuka-sensei walked in. Sakura: Um… Who? Syaoran: LOOK OUT! NEW CHARACTER! >Sizuka:sit down,class,today, Sakura: Could we get this done today? Syaoran: What’s with all the commas? Kero: Maybe the author was in a comma when he wrote this. Kero: What? >I'm gonna announce that we will have a new student today and please welcome Eriol hiiragizawa from England. Syaoran: Oh, yeah. He’s real new, Sakura: Down, Li-kun. Syaoran: Gomen. >Eriol:Koninchiwa, Kero: Bless you. >Sizuka:Well,Eriol,you will sit behind.. Em...behind Tomoyo. Kero: Yes… Get behind Tomoyo…. Heheheheh Sakura and Tomoyo: Kero… >Eriol:Hai, Syaoran: Is it just me or does this author know more Japanese than English? Tomoyo: That would explain a lot. >Tomoyo:wha!!why did he came back to Japan? Kero: Why, to be with you, sugar-lips. Sakura: Kero… >Sizuka:Let's start our class now. > >~~*~~Recess~~*~~ Sakura: Wow! Short class. Tomoyo: Damn. I’ve got to get here earlier. >Tomoyo:koninchiwa,Hiiragizawa-kun > >Eriol:Koninchiwa,Daidouji-shan,please call me Eriol. Syaoran: Pleashe exshcuse my shlurring. I’m sheriously drunk. That’sh the lasht time I drink that tea that hikaru shidou sent me. >Tomoyo:and please call me Tomoyo(smile) Kero: Just don’t call me late for dinner! Kero: What?! >Eriol:Tomoyo-chan,where is sakura and my cute relative? Sakura: Eriol, I had no idea! Syaoran: Eeeeew… Don’t even joke about that, Sakura. >Tomoyo:She's gone to Hong Kong with Li-kun(trying to hide her expression) Tomoyo: It won’t fit in my pocket… Maybe I’ll put it under the rug. >Eriol:Oh, Syaoran: Whatever. >Chiharu:Hiiragizawa-kun,Sizuka-sensei was looking for you. Sakura: Where’d she come from? Kero: Who knows? Who cares? >Eriol:hai,Ja ne,Tomoyo-chan > >Tomoyo:Ja ne,Eriol-kun. Syaoran: Maybe he should’ve written the whole thing in Japanese. Sakura: Couldn’t be any more muddled than it is now. >~~*~~After school~~*~~ > >Tomoyo was walking alone home. Tomoyo: All by myseeeeelf. Don’t wanna be… All by MYYYY-self! >Eriol:Tomoyo-chan,please wait! > >Tomoyo:Koninchiwa,Eriol-kun, > >Eriol:Koninchiwa,Tomoyo-chan. Syaoran: Do you get the feeling that this author wants to demonstrate his thorough mastery of simple Japanese phrases? Kero: Yeah. Now if only he could master some simple English ones. >Tomoyo:I almost forgot,Why did you came back to Japan?Eriol-kun? Kero: Because no one back home has a butt like yours. Sakura: Kero… >Eriol:Because....because... Syaoran: Someone smack him, he’s skipping. >Sakura:Koninchiwa,Tomoyo-chan and Eriol-kun All: WHAT?!! Kero: Smooth. Syaoran: Yeah. Like sugar through a gas tank. >Tomoyo:SAKURA!!!!! All: NORM!!!! Kero: How’s life treating you, Mr. Peterson? >Eriol: >sigh... Tomoyo: Sniff… Sakura: Sneeze… Kero: Burp… >Tomoyo:Strange,why did you back and where is Li-kun? Sakura: Why did I back? Tomoyo: Yeah. You know. Back. Syaoran: If I didn’t know better I’d swear this was a hikaru shidou fic. >Sakura:We broke. Sakura: I blew the family fortune at the track and now I have to hide from Yelan Li so she won’t kill me. Tomoyo: If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it! >Tomoyo:Why?? Syaoran: Ours is not to question why, ours is but to do or die. Sakura: That was very nice, Li-kun. Syaoran: Thank you. >Sakura:because I love you,Tomoyo-chan. Syaoran: ARGHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Sakura: Li-kun!! Sakura: Li-kun! Speak to me! >Eriol:What? Kero: My sentiments exactly. Syaoran: Huh? Wha…? Oh, Sakura… It was the most horrible thing… Sakura: Easy, dear. It was just a bad fic. Kero: Hmph. Some guys have all the luck. >Tomoyo:oh,Sakura-chan but.. > >Sakura:no but Tomoyo: Really? I thought I had a pretty good butt. Kero: Butt out! Your working my line of humor here! Syaoran: Never have I heard such gratuitous use of the word “but”! >Tomoyo:I'll buy some ice cream,Sakura-chan and Eriol-kun,what flavour did you all want? > >Sakura:I'll eat whatever you buy. Sakura: Don’t even think about it, Kero. Kero: Spoilsport. >Eriol:me too > >Tomoyo left. Sakura: Exit Tomoyo, Stage left. >Eriol:who are you, > >Sakura:Oh,you had found it,clow Syaoran: And you’ve lost it. >Eriol:you aren't Sakura who are you?!!!(trying to shot Sakura with a fire ball) Kero: At least he gave it a shot. >Tomoyo:(drop the ice-cream)Eriol!!wha are doing? Kero: Slaughtering your best friend, what else? >Sakura:(pretend being attacked)Tomo..yo..chan.. Syaoran: Pretend? That fire ball was real wasn’t it? Kero: Sakura is faking it. Sakura: Kero… >Tomoyo:why did you attack sakura-chan?!! Syaoran: Seemed like a good idea at the time. >Eriol:she's not Sakura Kero: She’s evil! Eeeeeeevil!!! >Sakura:It wasn't his fault,it was all because me having you and he was just jealous. Sakura: Li-kun!! Tomoyo: Vikki-Chan better not read this. It’ll give her ideas for a sequel to “Torturing Syaoran”. >Tomoyo:I knew you love me but why did you attack sakura-chan?!! Kero: I’m Clow Reed, dammit! I don’t answer to you! So shut up or you next, bit-- Sakura and Tomoyo: KERO!!! Syaoran: This fic will be the end of me yet. >Eriol:You knew?!!!! Syaoran: I know nothing! Nothing! >Tomoyo:yes!!!let's go to my place now,Sakura-chan. Kero: Whoah! She doesn’t waste time! Sakura: Kero… >Sakura:Hai,(grinned evilly at Eriol) Sakura: Soon I shall be rid of you… Austin Powers! >~~*~~Daidouji resident~~*~~ Syaoran: Resident? Resident what? Kero: Resident EVIL!!!! Syaoran: Ugh. I hate that game. Not as much as I hate this fic though. >Tomoyo:Sakura-chan,did Eriol-kun hurts you?! Syaoran: It hurts…. Sakura: I know, dear. >Sakura:nevermind,what about we making love now? Syaoran: GyaaAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHH!!! Nooooooooooo! Sakura: OH, NO!!! LI-KUN!!! Sakura: My poor, poor Syaoran… Syaoran: The horror… The horror… >Tomoyo:MAKING LOVE???sakura never say something like that!! Sakura: Damn straight! >Sakura:yes,she is now(grab Tomoyo's hand) Kero: Yes! Give her a hand! >Tomoyo:you aren't Sakura-chan!!!you're imposter just like what Eriol-kun said!! Tomoyo: What was your first clue? >Sakura:Then,why did you choose me instead of clow? Tomoyo: Maybe it’s because I didn’t know you were a fricking imposter. How about that? Sakura: Jeez… Calm down, Tomoyo-Chan. Tomoyo: I just hate it when people write me as an idiot. >Kero:why is it so noisy here?I was just taking a nap,hi,sakura, SAKURA!! > >Sakura:who is this stuff toys? Kero: Oh, please… Sakura: She’s really researched the role I see. >Tomoyo:Kero,Sakura-chan is an imposter Kero: That’s not Sakura! That’s a man, baby! Sakura: Kero… >Kero:WHAT?!!(turn to the real form) All: Ain’t nothin’ like the real form, baby! >Sakura:so you're the guardian of the clow,I'm the guardian of the hell!! Syaoran: Oh! THE hell! >Kero:Wha!!of the hell?? Sakura: The guardian! I’m the guardian of the hell! Open your ears! >~~*~~Meanwhile~~*~~ > >Eriol:she hates me!Sure she'll yes,she does...(sensed something) Syaoran: And with good reason, you sniveling little… Sakura: Down, Li-kun. Syaoran: Gomen. >Tomoyo-chan in trouble!!!!!! Kero: Well, that’s awfully handy. >Eriol use his magic to find Tomoyo and suddenly he heard someone was calling his name > >Tomoyo:Sakura!!please go away!Eriol-kun!!!!help me!!Kero-chan!! Tomoyo: I’m running out of exclamation points!! >Sakura:Kero is defeated now it's only left me and you,Ha!Ha!Ha! Sakura: I kill me. >Tomoyo:Eriol-kun!!!!!!!!!Kero!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tomoyo: Never mind. I found some more. >Kero:must......help.....(fainted) Syaoran: Pathetic. Kero: I’d like to see you do better, brat. >Eriol came in through the window Tomoyo: Couldn’t you just use the door like a normal person? Syaoran: What? And ruin my big entrance? >Eriol:Tomoyo-chan,Sakura,please take me and don't harm Tomoyo Kero: Take my Eriol! Please! >Sakura:I'm not sakura,I'm guardian of the hell!!(let out a lightning ball) Sakura: I’m an evil imposter! Call me… Sakura Avalon! Kero: Cute. Real cute. >Tomoyo:No!!!!!!!!!!!(ran in front to protect Eriol from being attack) Syaoran: Well, that was smart. >Eriol:(caught Tomoyo)I.....I love you > >Tomoyo:Really?I love you too...(fainted) Kero: Yeah. Real good time for a WAFF moment guys. >Sakura:Love suck Kero: Suck what? Sakura: Kero… >Eriol:no,you are wrong(let Tomoyo lie on the ground) Syaoran: Let sleeping Daidoujis lie. >Sakura:Wrong?I though it is better so you will fight with me one to one Tomoyo: Um… What? >Sakura: U Sakura: “U” light up my life! Kero: Maybe that’s the letter Ranma had in “Neon Ranma Evangelion”. >Eriol:Alright then, Kero: Aaaaaalllll righty then! >Eriol let off a fire ball but Sakura easily dodge it. Tomoyo: Sakura always was good at dodge ball. >Eriol:Gaki, > >Sakura:Mua!HA!HA.......ha? Sakura: Wait… What am I laughing at anyway? >A beam of light shot Sakura from the back Syaoran: Where’d that come from? Kero: Here I come to save the day!! Syaoran: Yeah, right, plushie. >Sakura:You...you...power....... > >Tomoyo:yes,I have some power too and it call the power of love. Kero: How convenient. Tomoyo: Yes! Despite knowing squat about magic I managed to summon an attack more powerful than anything Eriol could ever hope to accomplish! Sakura: That’s the power of love! Syaoran: Good thing too. I don’t have money or a credit card to ride this train. >sakura's corpse vanishin a gush of wind Sakura: Ah! Now I get it! The imposter was an extra from “Sailor Moon”! >Tomoyo:Eriol,(hugged Eriol)Aishiteru!!! Kero: Bless you. >Eriol:Aishiteru(whispered to Tomoyo's ear) Tomoyo: Eeeew! Don’t sneeze in my ear! Syaoran: Great. He’s lapsed into Japanese again. Kero: I think I’m turning Japanese! I really think I’m turning Japanese! I really think so! >Kero:Gomen,BUT DIDN'T YOU MENTION ME?!!If you want to hug,go,outSIDE!!!!!! Tomoyo: Ahem. It’s my house! >Tomoyo:KERO!!!!!(blush) Sakura: Everyone’s blushing in fanfics lately. >Kero:Alright,I'll go but you need to gimme more Cakesssssssssss Kero: Dammit. Not again! Could someone re-inflate me? Syaoran: If anyone ever needed deflating, it’s you. Kero: Oh, shut up! >Eriol:I'll make pancakes if you like > >Kero:REALLY?!!!!! > >Eriol:yes and I'll pancakes for you, Tomoyo-chan everyday > >Tomoyo:Is that a propose or what? Sakura: A what? Tomoyo: I think he means “Is that a proposal?” Syaoran: Geez, Daidouji, I had no idea you were so desperate and clingy. >Eriol:Yes,it is. Kero: Just let me wrap a pancake around your finger and voila! >Tomoyo:but we are too young, Sakura: You think? >Eriol:what about engaged first? Syaoran: You’re never too young to be engaged. At least, that’s how my family sees it. >Tomoyo:Hai,Eriol-kun(blush) > >Eriol:let's tell your ogasan about it > >Tomoyo:Em. Tomoyo: My what?! >So,the couple went downstair with joy to tell Sonomi about the news. Sakura: What are you?! Crazy?!! >~~*~~THE END~~*~~ Syaoran: About time. >Kero:Hey,why am I so weak in the story Kero: Yeah, why is that?! >Poshul:so that you will be defeated and love in the air Kero: Oh… Um, okay. >Kero:I'll make you pay for this!Fire!!!! Kero: Ha ha! Made you look! >Poshul:Arghhhhh,I'm dying Syaoran: We can only hope. Sakura: Down, Li-kun! >Kero:muahahaha Kero: I am the guardian of the hell!!! Tomoyo: Oh, brother… >Poshul:repeat please don't sue me coz I'm poor!!!~_~ Syaoran: Sue me ‘cause I’m an ignorant bastard who can’t write. >Kero:you should die!!!not fair!!! Kero: I’ll say… Oh, wait! I just did! >Poshul:li mau ik tian hau ma?zhe ke se wo de Fanfiction ei!! > >Kero:What the hell are you talking about? Kero: Man, I’m really on the ball today. >Poshul:In mandarin it's mean this is my fanfic,Baka!!! > >Kero:Anymore language,mandarin Gaki!! Syaoran: How about English? >Poshul:Yes,do you wan't me to say it malay? All: NO!! >Kero:Ah!my goddess! > >Bellbandy:Yes? Syaoran: Hey! Don’t drag Belldandy into this, you sicko! Tomoyo: Leave my sister alone, poshul!! >Poshul:Just shut up,you stuff toy! > >and the fight begun > >Poshul:Ja ne Tomoyo: Whatever. >~~*~~Japanese translation~~*~~ > >Ja ne-sorta bye bye > >baka-stupid > >aishiteru-I luv you > >Gomen-nasai-sorta excuse me.Short=Gomen > >Gaki-brat Syaoran: Uh, gaki doesn’t mean brat, poshul Sakura: I guess he doesn’t know his Japanese either. >Ohayoo gozaimas-Good morning.Short=Ohayoo > >sensei-teacher/prof. > >koninchiwa-Hello/how are you Kero: Fine. And you? >ogasan-mum Tomoyo: Mum’s the word. >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > ><>thought >()reaction > >~~*~~*~~*~~BYE!BYE!~~*~~*~~*~~ Syaoran: About time! Sakura: Any comments? Kero: Nothing you’d let me say. Tomoyo: I say we never speak of this fanfic again. Syaoran: Good idea. ** DEEP 13 “You can’t do this to me!!!” Eriol screamed as the men in white coats dragged him away in a straight jacket. “I am Dr. Eriol Hiiragazawa!!!” Ruby Moon just rolled her eyes as the poor sap was hauled away. “Your in league with Touya! Aren’t you?!! You’re all plotting against me!!!” Eriols voice grew fainter as they hauled him down the hallway. “I guess we’re going to need a replacement for next week.” said Ruby Moon. “I guess so.” Spinel Sun nodded. “Just don’t get Kit again.” There was a brief pause. “What about that letter to the brat?” “I almost forgot about that.” Ruby Moon picked up the envelope from the desk and tore it open. “Isn’t that a federal offense?” asked Spinel Sun. “So is kidnapping, apparently.” Ruby Moon replied sarcastically as she read the card inside. “I don’t believe this. It’s a wedding invitation!” “Wedding invitation?” Spinel Sun seemed just as floored by the idea as Ruby Moon did. “Who’s wedding is it?” Ruby Moon kept reading. When she came to the names of the parties involved, her eyes grew wider. “Oh, you won’t believe this!” Then she accidentally leaned over and pressed the button. THE REAL END (Feel free to hum “Catch You, Catch Me” as the credits roll) Well, it’s been awhile, but I’m back. The events in this MSTing will be the source of story lines for several episodes to come, I think. I’m saving the identities of those named in the invitation for later. Thanks to Snowscythe for sending me “The Power Of True Love”, you have a good eye for bad fics. -CardCaptor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun) >Sakura:so you're the guardian of the clow,I'm the guardian of the hell!! Mystery Science Theater 3000 and its related characters and situations are trademarks of and (c) 2001 by Best Brains, Inc. All rights reserved. Keep Circulating the Fanfics....