*TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS* (And give yourself a severe case of eyestrain) (The future isn't what it used to be....) "MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 6.7" (SEASON TWO) EPISODE 18: A RANMA 1/2 FANFIC PT. 2 (A Ranma 1/2 MSTing) MSTed From the Desk of Megane 6.7 This is a MSTing of a work of fiction created by another author. Use of copyrighted and trademarked material is for entertainment purposes only; no infringement on the original copyrights or trademarks held by Best Brains, Inc. is intended or should be inferred. Any random mention of certain anime characters, song titles, etc. are the property of their respected creators/distributors/etc. Just covering my own ass here folks.... "Ranma 1/2" is the property of Rumiko Takahashi and all the distributors of her work. "A Ranma 1/2 Fanfic" is the property of Sheep and he's welcome to it. I do not intend to offend him for making fun of his work like this but I figure it's only a matter of time before someone does. Think of this as another form of C&C. ;) (Door 6: It slides open on both sides..) (Door 5: It's made of beads. They explode out towards you, and you move on..) (Door 4: It falls toward you, missing your foot by inches.) (Door 3: It's a castle gate, that rises into the ceiling..) (Door 2. It's solid black marble. An Akahn floats from behind you and touches the door. The door vanishes.) (Door 1: It splits in four ways, twice.) (Door .7: A beam of golden light erupts from the floor. You walk into it.) Joel emerged from the light into the theater with Tom in his arms, Crow emerging a moment later and following close behind. Stepping over the air grate that prevented Tom from entering the theater on his own, Joel placed him down on one of the theater seats and sat next to him, Crow sitting on his right. Tom: To recap: Bleah. Any questions? Crow: No, I think that pretty much sums it up, Tom. >Kuno thought he saw Ranma, clothes torn and sitting in the alley, but >denied the seen. Joel: That's a relief. Otherwise Kuno would have made a big *seen.* Tom: Denied the seen? Is that supposed to be a cryptic statement? >He didn't think it was Ranma. It was uncomfortable for Ranma to get by. >He was big and sad. Crow: Just like this fanfic. >Shampoo grew quite worried for her so called "Beloved " Ranma. Joel: Like many popular spin-offs, 'Shampoo's so called "Beloved" Ranma was superior in many ways but never quite reached the acceptance and admiration of the original series.... >She had not seen him in a couple of months and afraid if he was gone >or perhaps dead. Tom: So everyone basically cut off communication from Ranma and yet Kuno walks down the street like nothing happened? Crow: Something tells me Sheep Sheep *REALLY* hates Ranma.... Joel: Gee, you think? >Rumours spread all over town of the ( male ) Ranma lost. Tom: (imitating Daisuke) Did you hear about Ranma? I heard he's living on the street as a bum and no one can recognize her! Crow: (imitating Hiroshi) Hey! How come you know this and no one else does? Tom: (imitating Daisuke) I read the narration, dumb-ass! >Akane was not the kind of person to actually deal with the situation. Joel: She just wants to hide in her room until the fanfic is over. Crow: Can't say I blame her.... >She was totally devastated with the news she heard about the female >cursed side of him. Tom: Wow, imagine her reaction when she finds out Ranma's pregnant! Crow: In his girl form, remember! He's pregnant in his girl form! Don't forget that! Girl form! >And also, she was heart broken. Joel: Translation: She had a heart attack. Tom: Zing! >Ryoga came by the Tendo dojo and house quite frequently to visit >Akane and give her flowers. Joel: Isn't that cute! Ryouga's acting like Kuno now! Crow: Yeah, well, if Ryouga decides to *makes love* to Akane while she's unconscious, I'm outta here.... >It was really a shock for him, he had found his way around town and >successfully ended up to a correct destination. Joel: Too bad that destination was HELL. >Ryoga's life was brightening up. He had lost his arch rival Ranma and >received his first love's hand in marriage. Tom: (imitating Ryouga) Hee hee hee! I'm OOC! AND I'M LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT!!! WOO HOO!!! >Now, even do in his quite pregnant female form, Joel: (singing) Love, love me do....You know I love you.... Crow: (imitating Ranma) DRUGS!!! I NEED DRUGS!!! NOW!!! SOMEBODY KNOCK ME OUT FOR GOD'S SAKE!!! AAAUUUUGGHH!!! Tom: Uh, he's not *THAT* due, Crow.... Crow: Oh, sorry. >Ranma was not the type to just brush the situation off. Joel: Yeah, he swept it under the carpet.... Crow: This fanfic could use some brushing up.... >He had a crisis on his hands Tom: A bubblegum crisis! Crow: That's still better than a bubblegum crash. Joel: Amen. >and if he didn't break his curse before the child was born, he was surely to >lose. Joel: Game over man, game over.... Crow: Lose to whom? Himself? Akane? His family? Fate? Tom: Wouldn't breaking the curse kill the child? Crow: I have a *REALLY* bad feeling about this, Joel.... Joel: Hang in there, Crow. Let's just see what happens.... >Ukyo, a local Omiyaki pizza cook Crow: FINALLY! It's about time she showed up! Tom: Don't get your hopes up yet, Crow. Remember everyone in this fic has been OOC so far.... Crow: Big deal. People get *her* OOC all the time. >( and one of those people who love Ranma ), Joel: Oh, *THOSE* people. Yeah we all know about *THOSE* people.... Tom: What are you talking about? Joel: I have absolutely no idea. >found a pale person in the alley. Crow: Hey, it's Gosunkugi! He'll save the day! >Ukyo was taken out the trash when some red hair caught her eye. Tom: (imitating Ukyou) Dyeing my hair....What was I thinking?!? Crow: (imitating Ukyou) Mmmmmm, I love redheads! Why not come up to my room and spend a little quality time with Ucchan, sugar.... Joel: Crow.... >UKYO: Ranma, is that really you? Joel: Actually, he hasn't been himself since the fic began.... >Oh! Ranma, it is you! Crow: (imitating C-3PO) Ranma! It is you! It is you! >But, why haven't you changed back to your normal form? Tom: (imitating Ukyou) And why are you so fat? Did you swallow a basketball or what? >RANMA: Did Ryoga tell you the news? I can't change back Ukyo. Crow: (imitating Ukyo) Why should you need to change ME back?!? >I'm stuck like this until I have the kid. That jackass Kuno did this to me! Joel: (imitating Ukyou) Ranchan! What did I tell you about stealing my North American Dubbed lines! Don't make me use my spatula! >UKYO: Oh Ranma sweetums, Tom: "Sweetums?" Is she ripping off Kodachi's dub lines now? Joel: Well, since Ranma's stealing hers.... >isn't there something I can do? Anything? Crow: (imitating Ranma) Yeah, knock me out and make love to me! Joel: Crow.... Tom: (imitating Ranma) Does the words 'child support' mean anything to you? >RANMA: I wish there was something I can do…… Tom: Sticking with a tense is a good start.... >hmmm……Oh! I have the most fabulous idea! That's it, it'll be perfect! Crow: (imitating Ranma) An underarm deodorant that doubles as breath spray! This will change the world as we know it! >You do remember Shampoo's grandmother? The old hag, (All start giggling) Tom: I don't think I've ever heard Cologne described better.... >I think her name was Calogne or something. Well….. Joel: Calgone, take me AWAY! Crow: Oh come on! Give me a break! You're saying Ranma doesn't remember Cologne after all the crap she's put him through? Did Sheep Sheep give Ranma amnesia or what? Tom: (imitating Spock) It would explain a great many things.... >Ranma began to tell the plan. All: (hum the theme to "The Sting") >Ukyo began to realize the problem Ranma faced and cooperated with >him on the idea. Tom: (imitating Ukyo) OH MY GOD?!? YOU'RE PREGNANT!?!?! Joel: (imitating Ukyo) So the egg is fertilized by the sperm and....oh, wait! Can you explain it to me again? Tom: (imitating Ukyo) Of COURSE I'll cooperate in something that's almost guaranteed to end up with you marrying Shampoo! Crow: Well, Ukyo's been reduced to a slow witted air head. Boy, I can't wait to see how Sheep Sheep butchered Cologne's character.... >RANMA: Well, we all know that the old hag is excellent in ancient >Chinese magic. Joel: Ancient Chinese Secret, huh? >Perhaps she can fix me up an antidote or something. >UKYO: An antidote? How can that fix your pregnancy? Tom: I was kinda wondering that myself. Crow: As I'm sure were the readers. If there are any left.... >RANMA: I'm not full girl, remember? Joel: (imitating Ranma) I'm half man! >It's the curse that's pregnant. I can perhaps get rid of the pregnancy >through my cursed form, and reverse the effect. It's hard to explain, Tom: Oh no. Please continue. You're doing a great job.... >but I'm sure the old hag can think of something. I hope. Crow: (imitating Ranma) Go to bed, old hag! >That same very day, Tom: Meanwhile in another fanfic universe entirely.... >Ryoga was inside Shampoo's Chinese restaurant Joel: As opposed to her Pakistani restaurant. >and talking to Cologne. Joel: (imitating Ryouga) Can you believe this Sheep Sheep jerk!?! He's turned me into a real assho....oh! We're on camera! Uh....Heeheehee! That Ranma is such a moron! Hee hee hee!!! >RYOGA: Yeah, I haven't seen Ranma in months. Everybody is talking >about it. It's really strange you know, Ranma, I assumed he'll at least do >something about this new engagement. Tom: Well, if he didn't kill Kuno for raping him.... >COLOGNE: My son in law has always been a strange boy. However, a >very unique one to that. That's no wonder my dear great-granddaughter >Shampoo has chosen him to be her husband. Crow: Not bad....A little too caring but all in all, not a bad Cologne.... Joel: So far. >RYOGA: Well then, if he's your son in law I don't expect him to worry >about me marrying Akane one bit. Tom: (imitating Ryouga) I expect him to worry about it a lot! Hee hee hee!!! >RANMA: That's where your wrong Ryoga!!! Joel: I wish somebody would go find us the RIGHT Ryoga.... Crow: (imitating Ranma) I ain't no son-in-law to nobody! >Ranma had burst inside the room. He was dirty as any beggar or >someone who never had a shower in months would. All: BE. >RYOGA: Whew! PU!! Crow: (imitating Shampoo) Yes? You call? >Have you been living in a trash can all this time Ranma?! Tom: Of course not, you idiot! I was auditioning for STOMP and I needed the instruments! >UKYO: Shutup Ryoga! Old hag, we need an antidote and fast! Joel: (imitating Cologne) Well, since you asked so nicely, how can I refuse? Crow: (imitating Cologne) Yeah, here I go. Vrroom. >Cologne couldn't believe her ancient ( prune ) eyes. Joel: Geez, first Ryouga's fashion sense and now Cologne's appearance. Sheep Sheep's taking pot shots at everybody! Tom: I heard Cologne's eyes were heavily sought after by Klingons..... >COLOGNE: Oh my, is that really you son in law? Crow: (imitating Ranma) YES, IT'S ME! HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU KNOW IN JAPAN WITH CHERRY RED HAIR AND A PIGTAIL!!! WHAT ARE YOU, BLIND TOO?!? Joel: Hey, nobody EVER notices the red hair, y'know.... Tom: Speaking of blind, I wonder where Mousse is.... >RANMA: That's right old hag! I want to reverse this effect. I'm a man I >tell ya, I man!!! Crow: All man! Tom: (imitating Ranma) I man. You hag. We OOC. >RYOGA: You sure don't look like one to me. Oh, and how's the pregnancy >been going? Gonna marry Kuno, Ranma? Have a wonderful wedding ( LOL ) Crow: Well, at least he's not ROTFLMAO.... Joel: Nice to see you've kept your sense of humor over the months, Ryouga.... Tom: You know, normally I like Ryouga but he's cruising for a bruising.... >Ranma couldn't stand any longer with Ryoga's obscure sarcasim. Tom: The *delicately rounded legs* strikes again! Crow: Sarcasim? Boy, that is obscure.... >He slugged him hard in the face All: YES!!! YES! YES! YES! WOO HOO!!! Crow: He's resting comfortably now. Tom: Nice tag! Joel: About damn time.... >and ran to the back room while carrying the quite tiny old lady Cologne >with him. Crow: (imitating Ranma) Let's run away together! Just you and me! Tom: It's 'All Good Things....' all over again! Joel: Ggrgh....dear god no.... >RANMA: Okay you old hag, give me an antidote! I want to reverse this >pregnancy. I'm a man, and men are not supposed to be pregnant! Tom: Just watch 'Junior' if you don't believe him.... >COLOGNE: Oh, but son in law, look at yourself. You're a girl now. All: WE KNOW. >Even a curse can have effects upon you boy. You can even become >pregnant in your girl form. I don't suppose my antidote could work, >that baby will be due soon. Tom: (imitating Ranma) Really? Gee, I guess I shouldn't have waited so long to see you. I wonder why I did? >RANMA: Come on, there has got to be a way! I can't live like this old >hag, I just can't! I want to be a man! Crow: But he's already lost his virginity! Maybe it was to a man....as a girl....but it still counts! Doesn't it? Joel: I think we'd best leave that question unanswered.... >COLOGNE: Then, if I give you the antidote and you change into a man, >will you promise to marry my Shampoo? Tom: (singing) Everybody's looking for something.... Crow: (imitating Ukyou) Like hell! He's going to marry me! I brought him in when no one else even noticed he was alive! Sure it took me months to notice he was gone but hey, better late than never! >Ranma raised his ( or her ) eyebrow skeptically. Joel: (imitating Rocky Miavia) You smell what Ranma's cooking? Tom: (vibrates violently) RRRRRrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhh..... Crow: Will you *PLEASE* pick a pronoun and stick with it?!? Don't make us come down there, Sheep Sheep! >He knew the old hag had this coming. She even begged him to marry >Shampoo when he was in a jam before. But this was serious. He had two >delemmas upon himself and he had to fix it fast. Tom: One: How to end this fic. And Two: How long to keep Kuno alive before ripping his lungs out.... Joel: Three, how to spell "dilemma." >SHAMPOO: Neehow! All: And how! >What you doing great grandmother? Crow: (imitating Cologne) Blackmailing Son-in-law. Yourself? >COLOGNE: Oh Shampoo, I think this'll be a glorious chance of a life >time for you! Joel: Now she sounds like a commercial for a tourist trap.... Tom: (imitating Cologne) See Jusenkyou again....for the first time....then see it again as a duck....then a pig....then a panda.... >Ranma has no choice now to marry you in exchange for a curing antidote! Tom: Is there any other kind? >SHAMPOO: Ai Lin! Oh, I'm so happy! Ranma, is true? Crow: (imitating Lili Von Shtupp) It's twue! It's twue! Tom: Aiya! Then Shampoo have answer! Shampoo walking on air! Crow: Okay, if spouse is ai ren, what's ai lin mean? Joel: Um, I got the dictionary right here, let's see... it says a coppice or brushwood. Tom: And she wants to marry THAT? >RANMA: I just can't! Joel: (imitating Ranma) Everyone else is OOC, I've got to at least TRY and act like myself! For the sake of the fanfic! >Old hag, is there something else you can do? Tom: (imitating Cologne) Well, there's always adoption. Crow: (imitating Ranma) You mean, you'll adopt my baby?!? Tom: (imitating Cologne) Sure....if you marry my Shampoo! Crow: (imitating Ranma) D'oh! >WAIT, HOLD RIGHT THERE READER! Joel: Huh? >SINCE RANMA IS NOW PREGNANT, WHAT DO YOU THINK HIS >BABY WOULD LOOK LIKE? Tom: Uh....a cross between Kunou and Ranma-Chan? Just a guess.... Crow: I'm guessing he'd or she'd be bald at first.... >HERE'S A TRIVIA QUESTION YOU ALL CAN ANSWER… Tom: The hell?!? Joel: Trivia question? Now? Crow: Well, this fic HAS raised a lot of questions.... >1.Would the baby look more like Ranma or Kuno? What will his or >her's name be? Would the baby have a Jusinkyo curse? Tom: To be honest, I really hadn't thought about it.... Joel: I don't wanna get pedantic or anything here, but seeing that the answer's not found anywhere in the source material, it's not trivia. Crow: Wouldn't it be better to raise these issues during the plot of the fanfic rather than bluntly ask them here? Joel: Maybe Sheep Sheep's stuck for ideas? Tom: No! The great Sheep Sheep has writer's block?!? Say it ain't so! >2.How can Ranma have the baby? Cesarian or naturally? Think about it, Crow: I'd *REALLY* rather not, thank you. Joel: Try http://www.execpc.com/~kleppe/fanfic/preranma.txt Tom: Kuno had nothing to do with that one. Crow: Yeah, and good thing, too. >he's having the kid in his girl form. You be the judge. Joel: Guilty! Next case! Tom: Oh, what I wouldn't give to be reading 'Judge Brainitite' right now instead of this piece of tripe.... >Okay, back to the story.. Tom: Today's trivia question was brought to you by Sheep Sheep! Let's give him a big hand....around his throat as we SQUEEZE FOR ALL WE'RE WORTH!!! TIGHTER AND TIGHTER AND TIGHTER AND....!!! Joel: Woah! Calm down, Tom! Tom: (sobbing) It hurts, Joel....It hurts real bad.... Joel: Stay frosty.... >COLOGNE: It won't be any good since Ryoga is going to marry Akane. Crow: What won't be any good? I'm lost.... Joel: It must not have been important or Sheep Sheep would included it in his trivia question.... >RANMA: No, this cannot be! That's ridiculous! Ryoga's lying! That >jackass jerk, he's lying! Tom: *CLANG!!!* *RIP* Crow: (imitating Ukyou) I WARNED YOU, RANCHAN. >For the first time, both Cologne and Shampoo saw Ranma crying. Tom: I feel your pain, Ranma. Believe me.... Joel: (imitating Ranma) I'm a g....girl right now....It's....It's okay to cry when I'm a girl.... Crow: Unless Akane beats his male form in arm-wrestling. Then he cries like a baby.... >RANMA: I need the antidote old hag! And it's awfully difficult to make >any rash decisions in a state like this. Tom: (imitating Ranma) But in the interest of ending this fanfic ASAP, I'll agree to your terms! >I promise that I'll give an answer once I turn back and reverse this effect. Crow: (imitating Ranma) The answer will be no, of course, but I'll won't tell you that until the effects are reversed.... >Cologne took a long time for her decision. All: (hums the theme to Jeopardy) >She wanted her so called " future son in law " to turn back but also marry >her great granddaughter Shampoo. Joel: (imitating Cologne) What to do....what to do....Hmmmmmmmm.... Tom: Boy, the suspense is just killing me....My goosebumps have goosebumps....My pulse is racing faster than molasses in January, I tells ya.... Crow: (imitating buzzer) Time's up! Your answer, please! >COLOGNE: Very well, here son in law. Drink the entire gord. Joel: (imitating Cologne) You can't have the antidote but you can finish off this bottle of Nightrain for me.... >The effect of the antidote shall reverse the pregnancy and turn you back >into a man. Crow: And just how will it do that? Tom: Shrinkage. Crow: Ah.... >TRIVIA QUESTION #2 Tom: Oh no.... >1.Okay you all, listen up! Crow: (whimpering) Make it stop, Joel....Make it stop.... >As you probably might have known from Shampoo's great grandmother >bribing Ranma on marriage deals in the past, Tom: Wait a minute! Up till now, Sheep Sheep's written this entire fanfic as if he expects the reader to know absolutely nothing about Ranma 1/2 and *NOW* he expects us to remember past events in the series?!? Crow: I think Sheep Sheep needs some Sleep Sleep.... Tom: Heh. Or some LS Deep Deep.... Joel: Tom.... >do you think the antidote will work? Let's think about that one for a sec. All: Hmmm.....nope! >Remember, record your answers on a sheet, or type it and send it to this >web site that you found this story in. Tom: Oh okay, I'll just drop all my homework and get right to work on this challenging puzzle.... Crow: Dear Sheep Sheep, I think the antidote will work because Ranma is a cool guy and he deserves it. Sincerely, Ranma Fan. P.S. Your fic sucks and so do you. Joel: Crow.... >Now back to the story. Tom: Oh poop. I wanted more questions. Crow: The hell with the story! The trivia questions are the most interesting thing about this fanfic.... >Ranma opened the gord without delay, All: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! >he took one humungus gulp and the gord was empty in less than a minute. Crow: Watch out 7-11 Tom: It couldn't have been all that big a gulp if it still took that long to drain it.... >Cologne grabbed a nearby kettle Joel: (imitating Cologne) Thank god I was making some green tea when you came along.... >and dumped the hot water on Ranma's head. Ranma had changed back to >a man instantly! Tom: And yet, he was still bloated and had a strange craving for pickles and ice cream.... Crow: Now WHY couldn't Ranma have done that in the first place?!? Tom: She had to give him the RU486 potion first. >COLOGNE: I wouldn't be so relaxed now son in law. Joel: After all, the fic's isn't over yet.... >Here, slpash yourself with this cold bucket of water. Tom: (imitating Cologne) Thank god I was about to take a bath when you came along! Joel: *THERE'S* an image I can definitely live without.... >Now we shall see if the antidote had worked. Crow: Duh! Ranma's a guy now! What more proof do you need? On second thought, don't answer that.... >Ranma took a deep breath and splashed himself with the cold water. >It had worked! He was no longer pregnant in his girl form. He changed >himself back into his regular male form without any delay. Tom: So the baby disappeared just like that? Crow: Does that mean it was aborted or it never existed? Joel: These and many other questions never to be addressed again in 'A Ranma 1/2 Fanfic'.... >RANMA: I'm a man again!!! I'm no longer doomed! Thank you old hag, >thank you!!!! Tom: (imitating Ranma) Oh, by the way, I wouldn't marry Shampoo if she were the last girl on earth! Ha! Ha! Ha! >COLOGNE: Now don't be so content! You owe me something in return >son in law. Will you marry my Shampoo? Tom: (imitating Ranma) D'oh! Crow: Just say yes, Ranma. It'll make things so much easier at this point.... >Ranma took a quick look at Shampoo and turned his attention back to >Cologne. Joel: (imitating Ranma) But old hag....It is you that I love..... Crow and Tom: BARF!!! JOEL!!! Joel: Just kidding, guys.... Crow and Tom: Grrrrr.... >He was thinking about Akane. Tom: Now why is Ranma remaining loyal to Akane when she turned her back on him? And what about poor Ukyou? She was the one that found him in the first place? Did Sheep Sheep cut out her tongue or what?!? Joel: I think she only put in a cameo appearance.... >RANMA: I can't let Ryoga marry Akane! I have to stop the wedding! >Don't worry old hag, you'll get your share once I get back! Crow: Share of what? The Wedding Cake? The Silverware? Microsoft? >COLOGNE: Wait! Son in law, wait! Joel: (imitating Cologne) I forgot to tell you the potion is only effective for an hour! You have to keep taking dozes for the rest of your....oh, forget it! >It was too late, Ranma was already far away. He was going to crash the >wedding and destroy Ryoga's happiness. Joel: Not to mention he was going to beat the living crap out of him.... Tom: (imitating Ranma) It's payback time, P-Chan! Crow: Don't blame Ryouga, Ranma! He was only following Sheep Sheep's script! Beat him up instead! >TRIVIA QUESTION#3 Tom: Oh boy! More useful information that wasn't included in the fanfic! Joel: Yes, the Sheep Sheep Category can now be purchased for all Trivial Pursuit Home Games. Order yours today! Crow: Don't be a sheepskate.... >1.So you now know if or if not the antidote had worked. Tom: We're still at a loss to explain where the baby went though.... >But wait, these trivia questions are not just for straight answers like a >school text book. These are your predictions and own ideas. Joel: (imitating Sheep Sheep) YOU are now the author! How would YOU end this fanfic? Crow: Yeah. You can't be any worse than Sheep Sheep anyway! Tom: I'd have Godzilla arrive and wipe out the entire town, let god sort em out. The end. Crow: I'd have everyone apologize to everyone else for acting OOC and then I'd have them write a revengefic to get medieval on Sheep Sheep's ass. Then I'd turn it into a weekly series and have the readers suggest weapons and methods to torture him with and then.... Joel: (shakes his head) What have I done? What have I created? >Do not worry about my answers, Tom: As they make no sense whatsoever.... >worry about yours and jot down your ideas ( answers as well ). Joel: ANSWERS! ANSWERS! ANSWERS! I WANT QUESTIONS!!! QUESTIONS!!! QUESTIONS!!! >So we've found out that Ranma's in hot pursuit in destroying that wedding. Will he succeed? Will Genma ( his father ) Joel: As opposed to Genma, the.... Crow and Tom: Enough already! Joel: Sorry.... >accept him back into the family? Crow and Joel: (imitating the Trumpet solo from The Godfather Part II) Tom: (imitating Don Vito Corleone) Somebody get me some cough drops....my throat's killing me.... >You be the judge, Tom: Guilty. Electric Chair. Fry. Crow: Repeat. Joel: You guys.... >remember, send in your interpretation to this web page. Crow: What web page? Tom: I think it's listed on the Anime Web Turnpike as 'A Ranma 1/2 Fanfic by Sheep'.... Crow: What?!? This guy has an entire webpage dedicated to *THIS* fanfic?!? >Back to the story, Tom: Into the jaws of death rode the three MSTies.... >Ranmajust made it inside the Tendo house and into Akane's open >window sill. Joel: If he was already in the house, why did he climb outside again? >He was sitting on Akane's bed patiently. Crow: (imitating Ranma) Strange....is that wet pig I smell? Joel: Ick, Crow.... >Finally the door opened. All: (imitating creaking noise) >It was Akane and Nabiki. Nabiki had Akane's wedding dress neatly >folded in her hands. Tom: Woah! *THIS* is a plot twist! Crow: Her heart having been broken by Ranma, Akane decided a incestuous lesbian marriage was the best way to go.... Joel: All they need now is Tsubasa as the best man.... >NABIKI: Hey Akane, look who decided to drop by. >AKANE: Ranma? Hmph! Why are you here? Crow: Uhhh....have you noticed something different about him, Akane? Joel: *EVERYBODY* in this fanfic is stupid! >RANMA: I came to stop this wedding. The curse that Kuno had given >me is gone. I had to take an antidote to reverse the effect off my female >form. But see, I'm back to normal now! Tom: Or as normal as a superhuman martial artist that still changes into a girl with cold water and has an unnatural fear of cats can be.... >AKANE: How nice for you. Ranma, you do realize that your no longer >welcome here? Crow and Tom: Bitch! Joel: Guys.... >I can't believe your father banished you from your own family. Tom: Uh, have you actually ever met Genma Saotome? >You've changed Ranma. So much from when we first met. Crow: He's a lot thinner for one thing.... Joel: (imitating Akane) In fact, right about the point when this fanfic began! >But today I'm going to marry Ryoga. Our engagement between eachother >is over, so you can leave anytime Ranma. Tom: (imitating Akane) Like how about right now! My mallet will assist you! >NABIKI: Well, she hit you hard there, Ranma. Crow: Looks like Nabiki's been taking sensitivity lessons from Ryouga.... Joel: Actually, except for Ranma's one punch to Ryouga, there's been *NO* martial arts in this fic at all! >RANMA: Akane?! Have you gone insane?! Ryoga's a regular jackass! I >didn't just come here to stop the wedding you know! Tom: (imitating Ranma) I came for the music! Now put on some funky chicken and shake ourselves stupid! >AKANE: Oh? And what were you here for? Tell me! >RANMA: I uh, came to say goodbye. Forever I guess. Crow: Boy, Ranma's really taking this hard, eh? >Well, I suppose that old hag will get her part of the deal. Akane, I >hope you and Ryoga will be happy with each other. Tom: (imitating Akane) We were last night! Twice! Joel: Tom.... >Akane couldn't even get a word in edgewise. She had a feeling that this >time, Ranma was actually serious! Crow: (imitating Akane) Wait, Ranma! I was only kidding! I'm still in love with you! I was just making a funny! Wait! >She saw tears in his eyes and a sad parting farewell Joel: How did he convey this with his eyes? Blinking and winking rapidly? >as he took off from the window sill and upon roofs. Tom: Where he proceeded to take out his fiddle and play while the dojo burned.... >AKANE: Ranma?! RANMA!!!!!!!!!!! All: MMMENDOOOZAAAA!!! >He had left, Ranma had left and was gone. (All break out in hysterical laughter) Crow: But just to be safe, he left yet again! (giggles) Tom: Oh my god....what the hell is Sheep Sheep smoking? Joel: Whatever it is, I'll bet it didn't come sheep.... >Akane couldn't believe it, Joel: (imitating Akane) This has to be the lamest fanfic I've ever been in in my life! >she sobbed for the next half hour. Joel: (imitating Akane sobbing) I hate my agent! I hate him! I hate him! I hate him! Wahhhhhhh!!! >TRIVIA QUESTION #4 Joel: Here's a trivia question for ya: What's the longest word that doesn't repeat a letter? Crow: Here's one for wrestling fans: Which well known jobber was once billed as 'Canada's Strongest Man'? And no, it isn't Dino Bravo.... Tom: Here's mine: How much longer will this stupid fic go on? Joel: Not too much longer, hopefully.... >1.Now that Ranma has left, what do you think he could had done to prevent >it to happen this way? Should he have seen Ryoga first? Crow: What about beating up frigging *KUNO*?!? He's the cause for all Ranma's problems! Joel: You get the feeling Sheep Sheep's looking for a successor? Tom: Pass. >You be the judge, Tom: Will you quit saying that?!? My name ain't Judy! Crow: Okay. I accuse *YOU* Sheep Sheep! >provide your own answer. Crow: Why bother? They're only be more questions.... >Now back to the story, Tom: Oh yes, we mustn't neglect the almighty *STORY* Joel: Such as it is.... >Akane didn't show up for the wedding. In the dojo ( which was >decorated and large enough for the wedding ), Ryoga ( in a tux ) was >anxiously waiting for Akane to come down the line in her gown. There >was no Akane. Crow: So Ryouga married Kasumi. La! La! The end! Let's go! (stands up) Joel: Crow, sit down. Just hang in there a little longer.... >MR. TENDO Where is Akane? Kasumi, have you seen her? >KASUMI: No father, I haven't. Crow: Of course! She eloped with Nabiki! >NABIKI: I know where she is. Ranma came by. Crow: Or not. >GENMA SAOTOME: Ranma, he was here?! Tom: (imitating Genma) Get my gun. >NABIKI: He said something that the curse of the pregnancy was reversed >somehow by an antidote he had taken. He wanted to stop the wedding. >Akane was harsh on him, as usual. Then he left, saying goodbye forever >or something strange like that. Crow: (imitating Nabiki) I wasn't really paying attention because I was p lastered.... >GENMA SAOTOME: That fool! That stupid cursed fool! We got to find Ranma! Tom: (imitating Genma) Get my night vision goggles. >RYOGA: Wait! Don't I have any say in this?! What about the wedding?! Joel: (imitating Kasumi) I'm still here, cutie! >MR. TENDO: It's canceled in the meantime! Joel: (imitating Kasumi) Oh poopy. >First, we got to find Ranma before he does any drastic measures! Crow: Yeah, like taking up smoking.... >Saotome, you should allow Ranma to be part of the family again. Tom: (imitating Genma as the godfather) But he failed to pay me the proper respect! Besides I get larger portions during meals now.... >GENMA SAOTOME: And even if I tried he wouldn't listen. I doubt he'll >listen to me again. Joel: (imitating Genma) I don't know why....I've always been such a good father to him.... >TRIVIA QUESTION#5 Joel: Answer to my trivia question: Uncopyrightable Crow: Answer to my trivia question: Iron Mike Sharpe, also known as the world's loudest jobber due to his constant screaming in pain. Tom: Answer to my trivia question: Too long. Crow: Whew, fun.... >1.In your point of view, do you think Ranma will ever come back? Will >he believe and accept his father's pleads to come back into the family? Tom: 2. Do you think Ranma will ever get around to punishing Kuno for raping him? Will Kuno survive what would surely be a life threatening beating? >You be the judge. Tom: Thank you. Crow: And now.... Joel: Wait for it.... >And now, back to the story…. All: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGH!!! Tom: (singing) What's the story, morning glory? >Ranma was inside Shampoo's Chinese Restaurant. Joel: As opposed to Shampoo's Chuckie Cheese. >He was about to tell the old hag about his sudden change in heart. He >wanted to marry Shampoo and rid Akane out of his mind. Tom: (imitating Ranma) I figure several days and nights of hot passionate sex ought to do the trick.... Crow: (imitating Ranma singing) I'm going to screw that girl right out of my mind.... Joel: (sighs) Why do I put up with them? >RANMA: Old hag, I made a decision. I want to marry Shampoo. Crow: (imitating Cologne) Ah, I take it Akane gave you the old heave ho? >Ranma, disregarding his final choice in the matter, had Akane still glued >to the back of his head. Tom: (shudders) Imagine the headache he's receiving from that.... Joel: Wow, that Krazy Glue stuff really does work! >He felt terribly uncomfortable saying that. But Cologne wasn't the >type to judge on this decision, Crow: No wonder Sheep Sheep keeps asking us to be the judge, Cologne's shirking her duties! >she sccepted it with gratidude. Joel: *Sccept* for her smug look, triumphant grin and whooping it up at the top of her lungs.... >COLOGNE: Done! You both shall wed today! >Ranma was thrown back off balance. All: (Muted trumpet imitation) Wah-wah-wahhhhhh. >RANMA: Tonight?!!? Don't you think it's a little too soon?! I mean, the >wedding preperations and junk like that…. Tom: (imitating Cologne) Why son-in-law, I would think a nice healthy young boy like you would want to skip directly to the honeymoon.... >Cologne smiled a toothless smile All: Eeeeeewwww! Tom: There's one smile that won't be lighting up any rooms.... Crow: Even Nuku Nuku's School couldn't improve that smile.... >and gave out a harsh cackling laugh that nearly made Ranma lose his >lunch. Joel: Looks like Kodachi has competition.... Tom: Y'know, it's bad enough that Sheep Sheep keeps telling us the same things over and over... but he does it with exactly the same words every time! Crow: Yeah! What's wrong with upchuck? Vomit? Toss cookies? Throw up? Puke? Disgorge? Technicolor Yawn? Spew? Lung Butter? Joel: Um, okay, I think you made your point. >COLOGNE: It'll be absolutly perfect! Love can't wait forever you know! Crow: After all, Love ain't no diamond. >Sooner than they thought it'll happen, Tom: The fic was over? Please god, say the fic is over.... Joel: Tom.... >Akane and the others were told of the news of Ranma's wedding that >day. Akane was outraged. >AKANE: Why, that jerk! That moron, that jackass!!! Crow: (imitating Akane) How DARE he do what I was going to do?! Tom: (imitating Ukyou) THAT'S IT!!! THE NEXT PERSON THAT STEALS MY DUBBED LINES GETS THE BEATING OF THEIR LIFE!!! >MR. TENDO: Now Akane, control yourself. We still have a chance. >RYOGA: Ha! Ranma, up to his no good tricks again! I'll kill him! Tom: Not like Ryoga would WANT Ranma to marry Shampoo.... >GENMA SAOTOME: Hold! Joel: Hold? Crow: Now Genma's ripping off Kuno's lines! Where does it end?!? Tom: At least Genma's IC by stealing *something*.... >I'll talk to the boy. It's been a while since the boy and I had a father >and son chat. Crow: Gee, I couldn't imagine why.... Joel: (imitating Genma) I just hope he doesn't hold a grudge for me disowning him. He just caught me in a really bad mood that day.... >Let me handle this. Crow: Never have those words inspired less confidence than when spoken by Genma Saotome.... Tom: Just *those* words? >Genma, as a martial artist himself Tom: Though he could use more practice in the *marital* arts.... >got inside the groom's room where Ranma was at without any difficulty. Joel: He just smashed his way through the wall.... Crow: Hey, Shampoo does it all the time. >He closed the door gently behind him. Ranma was seated on a chair >and looking at himself in the mirror as doing some finishing touches >on his bow tie. He was already in the groom's tux. Tom: (imitates guitar strumming....) Joel: Ranma Saotome *IS* Tux-boy! Crow: If he starts throwing roses, I'm going to be very upset.... >GENMA SAOTOME: Ranma, I'm afraid your making a grave mistake. Tom: (imitating Genma) Because if you marry Shampoo, I'll kill you! Joel: A mistake? You mean like mixing up "your" and "you're?" >Ranma knew his father was there, and ignored him at first. All: (singing) How can I try to explain? When I do he turns away again, it's always been the same, same old story.... >GENMA SAOTOME: I apologise for banishing you out from the family. >But you cannot wed today. Akane…..um…. Tom: ....is horny! Joel: Tom.... >RANMA: Save your breath Pop.( slang for dad ). Crow: NO!!! Is it REALLY?!? Tom: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! (His head explodes in a flash of pyrotechnics) Crow: Tom?!? What happened? Joel: Looks like the stupidity of the fanfic was too much for him. Poor little guy.... (Joel sighs as he gets to work fixing Tom with some airplane glue and a pair of tweezers....) >I know what I want. And I'm going to marry Shampoo. Akane is >totally outta my life! Forever. And besides, she said she was going to >marry Kuno, didn't she? Joel: Wasn't it Ryoga? Crow: She doesn't care, as long as she gets some! >Genma paused. Crow: I wish he'd fast forward.... Joel: There we go. Good as new, Tom! Tom: (sniffles) N....Now I know what Dr. F meant by *Sheep Hurting*.... Joel: Hang in there, Tom. I think the story's almost over. >GENMA SAOTOME: The wedding has been called off. She's not >marrying him. All t needs is a re-engagement by you. Crow: (imitating Ranma) Well, that's all fine and dandy for *t*, but it doesn't forgive what you did to me now, does it? Joel: That's MR. *t* to you, pal! >RANMA: I made my choice Pop. It's no use. Akane hates me and >she's better off with Ryoga. Crow: Or Kuno. Tom: Or Shinnosuke. Or Konatsu. Or Pantyhose. Or Kumon Ryu. Or Kirin. Or Toma. Or Happo.... Joel: Don't even think about it, Crow.... >GENMA SAOTOME: Listen to your senses boy! Crow: (imitating Ranma) Okay. DIE, POP, DIE!!! Tom: If Ranma has any sense, he'll marry Shampoo and end the fanfic. Joel: Yeah, but don't forget who's writing this.... Tom and Crow: (groans) >Akane needs you! We all do! Now stand up to what really is like a man! Joel: If that made any sense, I'm sure it would be very inspirational.... >I didn't come all the way in here to just let you get off easy! Crow: (imitating Ranma) Actually, Shampoo's more than willing to help me in that department, pop.... Joel: Crow.... >Listen to me Ranma, I know whats right for you and calling off the >wedding is for your own good. Tom: (imitating Genma) I've seen the Ranma 1/2 OVAs, Ranma! Akane's going to have a D-cup size with a killer figure in the future! Look what you'll be giving up! >RANMA: I already made a deal with that old hag. It was the only way >for me to get the antidote and change myself back. Now I got to repay her. Crow: IfyaknowwhatImean! Tom: UUUrrrrgggghhhh.... Joel: Crow, please don't make Tommy suffer any more than he has.... >GENMA SAOTOME: Call it off. I'll handle the rest. Crow: IfyaknowwhatI.... (Joel stands up, causing Crow to flee to the other end of the theater. Joel slowly sits back down and Crow timidly returns to his seat a moment later.) >Ranma turned around quickly and looked his father straight in the eye. Crow: (imitating Ranma) Pretty.... Joel: Oh, they're having a staring contest. Winner decides Ranma's fate. Tom: All right, Ranma! Here's your chance to finally tell Genma what he can do with his promises and arrangements, once and for all! This is your moment, Ranma! Go for it, dude! >RANMA SAOTOME: You'll do that for me? Pop, oh, THANK YOU!!! All: WHAT?!?!? >Ranma embraced his father in a loving hug. All: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! Joel: What is he, Ranma Buscaglia all of a sudden? >Later that day, Tom: Epilogue.... >Ranma was busy eating some chips as he watched some T.V. Akane >made her way in the room. Tom: Ranma's watching the Tomboy Channel. Crow: All Tomboys. All the time. Joel: I can't believe it! Sheep Sheep's stooped so low, he's even ripped off Frank's nickname! Crow: Does Frank know about this? >AKANE: So, the wedding between you and Shampoo was canceled, hmm? >RANMA: Oh shutup. I thought you liked Ryoga. Joel: (imitating Akane) Yeah. And now I like you. And tomorrow, I'll like Gosunkugi. After all, we're only engaged. It's not like we're married or anything.... >AKANE: I was obligated, same as you. By the way, how did your father >tell Cologne it was canceled and filled in the deal? >RANMA: Oh, he went on a date. >AKANE: WHAT?! All: HE SAID OH, HE WENT ON A DATE!!! Tom: A date with death, he said hopefully.... >RANMA: Yeah, I thought so too when I heard the news. The old hag >reversed the deal and made my Pop go on a one day date with her. Tom and Crow: (laugh hysterically, almost crazily) Crow: Wow! I was wrong about Sheep Sheep! He just condemned Genma to a fate worse than death! Tom: (giggling) I couldn't think of a more fitting punishment if I tried.... Joel: But that doesn't make sense at all! Why would Cologne sacrifice her granddaughter's happiness for a date with *GENMA* of all people?!? When has she *EVER* been interested in him?!? And what's Nodoka going to say about this when she finds out? Crow: Who cares! He deserves to suffer! Woo hoo! Tom: Yee Ha! Joel: Uh, I think the stress of the fanfic is getting to you guys.... Tom: Nonsense, Joel! We *LOVE* Sheep Sheep now! He! He! He! Crow: Yeah! He's our best friend in the whole wide world! He! He! He! Joel: (sweatdrops) Uh oh.... >AKANE: Didn't your father refuse? >RANMA: He couldn't. The deal had to be done. Joel: Cause a deal's a deal and it had to be dealt with. So deal with it. Deal? >He said he would handle it anyway. Crow: By jiggling it! He! He! He! He! Tom: (simply laughs again, unable to stop himself) Joel: Oh boy.... >Just then, Genma stepped into the room. He was flushed red and had >red lipstick kiss marks all over his cheeks. Cologne was on his back. Joel: He's got a dried up monkey on his back.... Crow: (imitating Cologne) HOW DARE YOU LET MY GRANDDAUGHTER KISS YOU! DIE DIE DIE!!! Tom: (giggles) >COLOGNE: Come on Genma, you can do better than that! Carry me >to the mall, we have a lot to do there! Joel: (imitating Cologne) Big sale on 501s at the Gap! >GENMA SAOTOME: Groan! Ranma, you fool! Don't ever get yourself >in another jam, especially with this woman! Crow: Especially with this author! >RANMA: No worries Pop ( LOL )!!! All: ^_^; >But I have a good feeling that this is not over yet. All: OH YES IT IS!! >THE END All: YAYYYYY!!! >Well reader, what did you think? Crow: Two words. Sheep Hurting. >Please place your opinion of this story and of the trivia questions, >followed by your own interpretations and answers for them. Joel: Gee, where to begin.... Tom: Everybody was OOC! Crow: The grammar was sloppy! Tom: The plot was ludicrous! Crow: The dialogue was absurd! Tom: The drama was corny! Crow: The comedy wasn't funny! Tom: The action was nil! Crow: The lemon was lacking! Tom: The trivia was pointless! Crow: And the guilty went unpunished! Tom: What did you think of it, Joel? Crow: You be the judge! Joel: Um....It really wasn't that good? Bots: Damn straight! Joel: And now back to the story.... >I hope you enjoyed it. Crow: Yeah, well, hope in one hand and crap in the other and see which piles up first.... >Please send all your words to this web site in which you found this crazy >story in. Joel: (singing) Fanfic....Fanfic....Crazy Fanfic.... Tom: (singing) Get bent, boy. >Oh, and be sure, if you would like any more of my crazy >( entertainment only ) stories, be sure toadd them in any questions or >comments that you would like to have! Okay, bye! Joel: Toadd? You mean if a princess kisses the fanfic, it'll turn into a prince? Crow: Yeah, the artist formally known as 'A Ranma 1/2 Fanfic'.... Tom: Oh, that's funny, guys....CAN WE GET OUT OF HERE NOW, PLEASE!!! Joel: Okay, Tommy.... * * * DEEP 13 Tom, Crow and Joel all stared silently at the camera, the shell-shocked expressions on their faces causing Frank to involuntarily shiver. "Uh, Dr. F?" He nervously inquired. "I think your lab rats want a word with you...." Dr. Forrester strolled up to the camera, a smug expression of triumph on his face. "Ah, yes. I can see now that I'm definitely on the right track with this experiment. I take it *Sheep Hurting* was a little more than you bargained for, eh?" Joel and the bots remained silent. "What's the matter? Afraid to admit this fanfic bothered you? Well, my little friends, now that I'm aware of that little fact, you'll be receiving more fanfics from Sheep Sheep in the near future. I figure another three or four fanfics like today's will soon have you screaming bloody... "Uh, Dr. F?" Dr. Forrester spun around, enraged. "FRANK! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NEVER TO INTERRUPT ME WHEN I'M GLOATING?!?" he snarled as he turned his attention back to the screen. "But, Dr. F! His website is gone!" Frank exclaimed. "WHAT?!?" Dr. Forrester shoved past his assistant and looked at the screen in disbelief. "No...." he whispered, his face a mask of di sbelief. "I guess Sheep Sheep couldn't take the criticism for his fanfic and lay down for the readers," Frank quietly remarked as Dr. Forrester desperately tried to summon the now dormant homepage of Sheep Sheep.... * * * THE SATELLITE OF LOVE "Did you hear that guys? We'll never have to worry about another Sheep Sheep Fanfic again!" Joel replied excitedly. "WOO HOO!!!" Tom whooped with joy. "THERE *IS* A GOD!!! YES!!!" Crow screamed happily. Joel breathed a sigh of relief and smiled as he watched his creations celebrate. It had been touch and go there for a while but at last, the bots seemed to be back to their normal selves. "Okay guys, We've got a letter here to read and then what's say we visit the Holocabana for some Kareokee!" "Yeah!" The bots replied in union. "Okay, this week's letter comes to us from Rachael K and she writes...." *Hi I just wanted to write a note saying how much I LOVE your MSTings. I look forward to every new one that you write. I must admit, I haven't watched very much anime, so some it flies over my head, but your riffs are fun and funny for even the novice among us. I've enjoyed many classic MSTings, but you are my favorite MSTing author. Plus I think you must have a VERY well balanced mind to be able to endure multiple readings of anything by Oscar (I could never read that stuff without your riffing). I still laugh every time I read Artemis Lover. Even your host segments, and the way you handle Joel and the 'bots, are great. I really enjoyed your latest California Dreaming, and I think Shakari has all the potential to be the next Oscar (dear God that may not be such a great thing...). Anyway, here's to hoping for many more seasons of your series :) All for now Rachael K* "Thanks, Rachael! We hope to keep bringing you MSTings that'll have you laughing for a long time to come!" Joel replied as the bots continued to celebrate behind him. "And we've got more great news! Our friend, Shizen, who once had a fanpage dedicated to this series is rebuilding his page and our section as well! The address is http://members.xoom.com/RyanMercury/ Look for it to be finished in the near future!" Joel finished as he smiled towards the camera. "Well, sirs?" * * * DEEP 13 Dr. Forrester looked as though he were about to have a nervous breakdown for a moment. Then he slowly rose to his feet, pasting his best sneer on his face as he faced the viewscreen. "Oh well. You win some You lose some," Dr. Forrester said, shrugging. "It doesn't matter. I still have an endless supply of fanfics to break your spirit and if all else fails, there's still Oscar. But until then, I'll see you next experiment, Joel. Push the button, Frank...." "As you wish," Frank replied in his best Cary Elwes impression as he pushed the button. THE REAL END.... (Feel free to hum the closing theme as you read my author's notes.) Hello everyone! I hope you enjoyed my 18th MSTing and I apologize for taking a little longer than usual to finish it. A big thank you to everyone who've sent me praise and suggestions for MSTings. I appreciate them all and enjoy reading them immensely. :) I'd like to give very special thanks to Gary Kleppe, who personally wrote the *He/She* pronoun debate sketch and gave me C&C on the MSTing, as well as Robin "Lunari" Seabaugh, who helped with the inventions and also provided C&C for the MSTing. I couldn't have finished it without their help and I can't thank them enough. :) I'd also like to thank Timothy McLees, Luna and Artemis, Chris Bergstrom, Jay Dee Archer (Jupiter Knight), Michael K. Neylon, Demon Stalker, Oscar, and Sakura for being nice enough to post my MSTings on their webpages, as well as Theo Mintesnot for coming up with a love theme for this series by changing a few words. I changed a few myself but it was his idea and I appreciate it. :) Finally I'd like to thank Sheep for writing "A Ranma 1/2 Fanfic" and giving me a lot of material to work with. I hope you're not too offended. It's all meant in good fun. If you are, feel free to MST my own works, I won't mind a bit. C&C, as always, is appreciated. (fcasper@yesic.com) Feel free to send in any anime fanfics that you would like to see MSTed and I'll take a look at it. Also, if you're interested in seeing any previous episodes of this series, I'll be happy to e-mail them to you. ;) Sincerely, Megane 6.7 P.S. My friend, Lunari, has written several excellent Sailor Moon stories and if you are interested in reading it, contact her at lunari@sprynet.com and I'm sure she'll be happy to send a copy to you. :) Also, Jack Acid has his own series of MSTings, which should soon be posted on Shinji's site and is a very talented computer graphics artist. You can find some of his works in the art gallery at Tenchi's site and you can contact him for his MSTings at samearly@hancock.net Additionally, I've assisted with a couple of Seth 'Lefty' Triggs MSTings. 'Countess Chronicles' and '9 1/2 Chipmunks' You can find these MSTings and Seth's other great works at http://www.buffalostate.edu/~trigsc41/MSTings/ Shinji's Vault of Anime MSTings http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Temple/4007/MSTings.html (Celebrating it's one year anniversary, Shinji's webpage is now bigger and better looking than ever! Check out the new features and enjoy the MSTings of an ever-growing number of talented authors.) Gary Kleppe's Comics and Manga Page http://www.execpc.com/~kleppe/comics (Another author with a vast selection of terrific Ranma 1/2 fanfics and a great human being.) The Official Homepage of Jeffrey "Oneshot" Wong http://www.li.net/~jeffwong/index.htm (Author of the popular "Usagi's Usual Morning" and "The Least One Can Do" series, He is also a great human being.) Flashman's Flash Point http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Dojo/3105/ (Author of the popular series "Trio" and creator of the "Flash Point" MSTings. Can you say great human being? I thought you could. ;P ) Website Number 9 MSTings http://neylonpc.engin.umich.edu/mst3k/mistings.shtml (Huge collection of MSTings, Anime and Non-Anime.) Oscar's Anime MSTing Shrine http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Pagoda/7082/ (A new fan of MSTing, all of my works can be found there, along with a growing number of other talented MSTers.) A Sailor Moon Romance http://moonromance.simplenet.com/ (The source of some of my MSTings and updated weekly with new fics.) Jupiter Knight's Great Sailor Moon Fanfic Archive http://www.dragonfire.net/~JupiterKnight/fanfics.htm (A great source of Sailor Moon Fanfics.) Zen's Fanfiction Page http://www.mindspring.com/~databank/fanfics.html (One of the most controversial fanfic writers today and one of my favorites.) Webdragon's Lair http://members.tripod.com/~WebDragon/ (The author of many wonderful short stories and the occasional lemon.) Sakura's Lemon Fan-Fiction Archive http://anime.muck.com/~sakura/main.html (Ever growing collection of Lemon Fanfiction from all walks of Anime.) The Shrine O' Oscar http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Temple/4007/Oscar.html (Home of all the Oscarfic MSTings and final respects paid to him....) SEASON ONE ------------------ 101- "GAMES" by Artemis (SM Lemon) 102- "ARTEMIS'S LOVER" (Original Draft) by Oscar (SM Lemon) 103- "SAILOR JUPITER VS. GODZILLA" by The Flashman (SM/GODZILLA CROSSOVER) 104- "JUDGE BRAINITITE" by Dr. Thinker (SM Fanfic) w/short "RANMA 1/2: ACCUSED PT. 1" by Karmin (R1/2 Fanfic) 105- "THE WAR" by M. Llave (R1/2 Fanfic) 106- "TRANSITIONS" by Richard Lawson (Nuku Nuku Fanfic) 107- "HELLRAISERS" (Original Draft) by Aaron Eaton (La Blue Girl/Overfiend/Original Crossover) 108- "MEN OF BOKKEN" by M. Llave (R1/2 Fanfic) 109- "BISHOUJO SENSHI ROYAL RUMBLE" by Ken Hoinsky (SM/WWF Crossover) w/short "THE DINNER PARTY" by Chris Curzon (SM/RL Crossover) 110- "XMAS SPECIAL: SAILOR MOON MEETS FATHER CHRISTMAS" by Dr. Thinker (SM Christmas Fanfic) SEASON TWO ------------------- 201- "THAT GIRL" PT. 1-2 by Oscar (SM Lemon) 202- "VIRGIN WARRIOR SAILOR MOON" by Umino (SM Lemon) 203- "*R*P*M*" by Flynn (SM Fanfic) 204- "RANKO'S LIFE" PT. 1-2 by Hitomi Ichinohei (R1/2 Fanfic) 205- "TRAPPED" by Mr_Jazz (SM Lemon) 206- "OSCAR TOON" PT. 1-4 by Oscar (SM/DBZ/WB Crossover) 207- "CALIFORNIA DREAMING" by Shakari (Mutiple Crossovers) ">You be the judge. And now, back to the story…." Mystery Science Theater 3000 and its related characters and situations are trademarks of and (c) 1994 by Best Brains, Inc. All rights reserved. Keep Circulating the Fanfics....