*RELAX YOUR EYES, ORDER A 'ZA WITH THE WORKS, AND BREAK OPEN A COLD ONE* (As well as hold on to your seats.) (In a time far, far away....) "MYSTERY FFOM THEATER A.D." EPISODE 5: REMATCHES! Co-MSTied by A.D. Cerrato & Jamie "Jolt" Jeans Edited by: Blazej Szpakowicz a.k.a. B This Episode marks two great achievements in my short MSTing life: A)MSting a work by Dr. Thinker! (I'm not worthy!) B)My First Team MSTie with JOLLLLLTTTT! (whoo-hoo!) Enjoy everyone! Any use of copyrights and/or trademarks is used solely for Pleasure and Entertainment only. Based on the Best Brains, Inc. Show on the Sci-Fi Channel. There is no infringement involved here so don't have a cow. I am still doughless so pass the litigations to a richer MSTer. All Sonic & related characters are property of Sega and Archie Comics. All Mario & related characters are property of Nintendo and DiC. All Pokémon & related characters are property of Game Freak, Nintendo and others. All Tenchi Muyo & related characters are property of Pioneer LCD. "Rematches!" belongs to Dr. Thinker and he's welcome to it! "Samantha Jones" and "Alexander Misamoto" are property of Jamie Jeans. "AAA" belongs to Tim McLees and Alicia Ashby. "LwA" belongs to a friend of mine who still remains anonymous. Whoever else I forgot to mention that's not mine is their property too. All said and done: Let's start the show! _____________________________ ["Mystery FFOM Theater AD" Theme plays and ends] *Hershey, in her bathrobe and slippers, comes out of her bedroom and suddenly hears funeral organ music and talking coming from the main room. She heads there on the double.* *The lights are extremely dimmed as Hershey enters. There are two small altars placed in the center of the room, one holding Sally, the other, Amy. The two are wearing white shrouds of the dead. Their eyes are closed and they seem not to be breathing. Next to them, Lupe is standing on a podium and talking. Julie-Su and Bunnie are seated nearby, crying their eyes out.* LUPE: ...and in conclusion, we will remember our good friends, Sally Acorn and Amy Rose,as good people. With souls as pure as snow and strong as steel. Not depicted in the way our good "friend" Kenneth Penders has placed them in. Endgame....ASADAE...Lemons...these blows were enough to incapacitate them. And now he had to go and do something like this!! *pounds her fist on the podium* HERSHEY: (entering the room with a bit of confusion) Did I oversleep or something? *Julie-Su and Bunnie break out of their sobbing and shush Hershey. Lupe resumes her speech.* LUPE: Ashes to Ashes and dust to dust...Those fanfics they could stand, but this last blow was unjust...May Sally and Amy sleep peacefully for eternity!! Hark! I think I hear the angels sing!! *raises arms to the sky* HERSHEY: (impatient) Would somebody please tell me what the heck's going on?! *Lupe finally drops her hands and sighs as the moment is ruined. Julie-Su and Bunnie cease their crying and start to grumble. Also, Sally and Amy open their eyes and stare angrily at Hershey.* SALLY: Nice going! You just ruined our practice funerals! HERSHEY: (out of patience) For what?!?! AMY: For this! *takes out a comic book from one of her shroud's sleeves and tosses it at Hershey* *Hershey just looks at the cover and cringes back* HERSHEY: The Sonic Super Special #8? And it's a crossover with...with... LUPE: That's right! Sailor Moon!! *Hershey tries to look at the cover once more. She manages to see a picture of one of Sally's counterparts from the Cosmic Interstate. She is wearing a sailor fuku of all things. Behind her is Amy, dressed like Chibi Moon. Hershey just takes her eyes off and shakes her head in horror* HERSHEY: Is this a sign of the Apocalypse? Is this a sign of the Apocalypse?! *drops the comic book to the floor and Julie-Su picks it up* JULIE-SU: And they named them Sally Moon and Chibi Rose of all things! Damn Penders... BUNNIE: An' imagine what Nav would do if he evah fyns out. That's whah we practice thar funeral in the firs' playce. If he don' do it, other Anti-Moonies shoah wuld. *Hershey finally calms down as the things are put away. Sally and Amy remove their white shrouds and fold them away as a fadeout comes on* *Cut again to the SOK Main Room. The girls are lounging around. Sally, Lupe and Julie-Su are playing cards once more. Bunnie is doing one-arm pushups with her cyber arm, Hershey is in the small kitchen making more CET and Amy is playing with a paddleball racket.* SALLY: Well, things have been okay for us so far. The last few fics Dark L. has sent us hasn't broken us yet. LUPE: Indeed. Still, I wish there was a way for us to get out. Seeing the same surroundings every day is beginning to bore me. AMY: You got that right. Seeing the same faces bore me. I just wish we had more company here. *As if by cue, a "Sliders"-gate appears overhead and the girls watch and gasp as two figures jump out. The gate closes behind them. The first is a woman with long red hair and deep gray eyes. She is dressed entirely in a black ninja outfit from head to toe. The second is a teenaged boy with silver hair and eyes. He is likewise dressed in ninja gear. Both these people don't notice the girls, for they are too short to be seen.* *The woman soon begins to look around and begins to call out* SAMANTHA: Bret! Where are you, Bret? We're here to save you all at last! And Nash too unfortunately...*silence* That's strange. The place should be jumping about now. *Alexander is likewise as confused as his sister. As he tries to figure out what is wrong, he stares down and sees Amy. She smiles at him and waves* ALEXANDER: What the-? (to Samantha) Uh, big sister? I think our answer's down below. *Samantha does what her brother told her and sees the FFOM staring up at them. Her brow arches in surprise.* SAMANTHA: The Female Furries of Mobius? Up here? SALLY: Greetings Miss Jones. It has been a while since we saw each other. BUNNIE: And been quaht a while, shugah...*extends her legs to be at Alex's size and winks at him.* ALEXANDER: *blushes lightly* Uh-huh... so, uh, what are you girls doing here in the Satellite of Nitro anyway? *backs away from Bunnie* LUPE: Satellite of Nitro? You're in the wrong place. This is the Satellite of *Knothole*. SAMANTHA: Nani?! *places a hand on her temple and shakes her head* Just great... JULIE-SU: Are you here to rescue us or something? SAMANTHA: Not exactly. We were going to rescue Bret and the others stuck up in the SOL. I guess we made a slight miscalculation. *Alexander is now oogled by Bunnie, Amy and Hershey, blushing a bit more.* ALEXANDER: So, um, Samantha? When are we gonna leave here? I mean, Bret and the others need us. *tries to back away from the girls* SAMANTHA: In a minute. All that travel made me thirsty. Got anything to drink? *Hershey snaps back to reality and nods to Sam* HERSHEY: Sure do! *walks over to the fridge and takes out her famed Catnip Extract Tonic flask. Sam sees the drink with a glint in her eye* SAMANTHA: Thanks! By the way, sorry I beat you at that contest we had. HERSHEY: Eh, it's okay. Besides, I knew I wouldn't stand up to you in drinking anyway. SAMANTHA: Ah, you're just saying that... *Hershey hands over her flask and Sam begins to drink the Tonic. As she does, Alexander is placed on the couch by Amy and Bunnie and is held down by her cyber arm. Amy climbs up to his chest and begins to unbutton his shirt. Alexander just stares on with his face blushing even more.* ALEXANDER: Samantha...*anime-sweats* SAMANTHA: Oh hush, little bro and let the girls relax. Still have more Tonic stashed away, Hersh? Just want to take one more for the road. HERSHEY: No prob! Anything for a friend!*returns to the fridge and takes out an extra bottle of Catnip Extract Tonic and hands it to Samantha* *Samantha takes the flask and hides it on her person. She looks at Alexander and nods. Alexander whews in relief as he gets up from the couch, before being pulled down again by Bunnie and Amy.* SAMANTHA: Didn't actually mean to leave so suddenly, but we've got a Hitman to save. We'll see you all...*interrupted by the sirens and flashing red lights of the feed* What in the-? JULIE-SU: Great! The AntHill Mob is calling! *pushes the button* D. LUIGI: Hello there, Mary Sues. Ever since I vowed you deep hurting since getting back from the SOS, I finally found it and now...*spots Samantha and Alexander just out of camera range* And just who are these intruders? SAMANTHA: Who are we, you ask? We're getting out of here! Open the gate, Alex! *Alexander pulls out a small transmitter from a hidden pocket and presses a button. A gate soon appears next to them* SAMANTHA: Can't say it hasn't been a blast, since it hasn't. And don't worry girls, we'll come back for you later. D. LUIGI: Uh, uh, uh...Not so fast there, Red. PIT!! D. PIT: *Flies in* You called Luigicus? D. LUIGI: Yes, Pit. Pull...the "Switch"...*points a particular black-colored handle with a green sphere at the top with a sign reading "THE SWITCH"* D. PIT: Aye-aye Luigicus! *zooms towards the switch and pulls it down hard* *Alexander leaps into the Gate first, only to pass right through it and slams into the table behind the disappeared Gate.* ALEXANDER: *rubbing his stomach* Ouch. Samantha? SAMANTHA: *equally as confused* Try and see if another one comes on. *Alexander takes out the transmitter and presses the button. Nothing. He presses the button again and still no Gate. He presses it continuously and the Gate still hasn't appeared.* SAMANTHA: Just what the hell's going on here?! D. LUIGI: *cackling* That little switch is my little insurance policy against intruders and so-called wannabe heroes who'll try and rescue my experiments! As long as that switch is down, any Portals, Gates, time rips, and other time-space disturbances will be instantly depolarized on sight! ALEXANDER: *worried* Which means... D.LUIGI: *nods* You're stuck up there! *Alexander lowers his head and sighs. Samantha, on the other hand, looks at D. Luigi with murder in her eyes.* SAMANTHA: I'm going to make this short and simple. Either you let us off this place right now...*draws out her katana*...or I swear I will hunt you down and make you *pay*! D. LUIGI: Spare me your prattling, Red. Now the experiment! This is one of the best I found yet! A Pokémon fic by your friend and mine, Dr. Thinker! SALLY: Dr. Thinker? LUPE: *THE* Dr. Thinker? JULIE-SU: I thought he only wrote Sailor Moon stories. ALEXANDER: Things changed a lot since you girls left. BUNNIE: Oh really? Myn tellin' me all about it in the theatah, shugah? *Alexander blushes lightly.* D. LUIGI: Enough! Send it up, Pit! Now!! D. PIT: At your command, Luigicus! *Buzzers sound and lights flash* FFOM: AAAH!! WE'VE... ALEXANDER: Allow us. We've been this way before. SALLY: Oh okay. As you wish. SAMANTHA & ALEXANDER: WE'VE GOT THINKERFIC SIGN!!!!!! *They all enter the theater* -------------------------------------- *Sally, Bunnie and Amy sit in their usual places. However, Samantha and Alexander take the fourth and fifth seats after them* JULIE-SU:(to Samantha) Hey, that's my seat you're in! *Lupe clamps her mouth shut as they move towards the sixth and seventh seats* HERSHEY:(to Julie-Su) Now you're in _MY_ seat! JULIE-SU: Want another taste of my medicine? *Hershey stops talking and takes the last seat in the row* SAMANTHA: I've done this with many in the past. First time I'm doing it with 7 more. SALLY: Likewise. I think we're breaking a new record of some sort. ALEXANDER: Yeah, and at least it's Dr. Thinker... he isn't as bad as some people would lead you to believe. >Rematches! JULIE-SU: Buddy, if I told you all the ones I have in mind, wrestling- related or not, I'd be talking till Judgement Day. SAMANTHA: Actually, I'd prefer that right now. But, if it's Dr. Thinker that we're MSTing, I guess I can relax. >by Dr. Thinker LUPE:Confusing the Anime World since the late 1990's. >Note 1: AMY:Shoot! And me without my pad and pencil... ALEXANDER: Notes? Oh man, I hope there isn't a quiz later... > This takes place just after Charmander becomes Charelon. SAMANTHA: "Charelon"? That "M" must've been pretty tasty to be eaten. SALLY: In short, he hasn't seen the new season on Kids' WB. *all shudder* ALEXANDER: And me and Sam haven't seen this show at all. >Note 2: This has some facts to "The Path to Pokemon League" the > story about A.J. JULIE-SU: If that punk blabs about his winning streak, I'm gonna be angry! ALEXANDER: Who? JULIE-SU: This kid that appeared in "Pokémon" with a Sandshrew. He needed to win 100 matches without losing once to get into the Pokémon league. ALEXANDER: Oh... ok... >Note 3: You can e-mail at winkstwo@ssnet.com. HERSHEY: Remind me to send him a Spellchecker via there. SAMANTHA: And you think *we* haven't? >---------------------------------------------------------------- HERSHEY: ~/o On the road again... >It been a while. ALEXANDER:(Dr. Thinker as Dr. Nick) Hi everbody! FFOM & SAMANTHA: Hi Dr. Thinker! >Ash have not catch any Pokemon yet. LUPE: The Narrator must be Shampoo's cousin. SAMANTHA: (Shampoo) Aiya! >His only Pokemon are the following: a Squirte, BUNNIE: "Squirte"? Synce when did a soft drink became a Pokemon? ALEXANDER: Since Thinker began doing Pokémon fics. >a blue turtle with a shell and a tail that looks like a squirrel's >bushy tail SALLY: *stares hard at the others* Any squirrel jokes and you'll be sorry. >; a Bulbsuar, a frog-like animal with a bulb, AMY: Oh goodie! A living night-light! JULIE-SU: Not that kind of bulb, dimbulb! >and Charelon, a fire-breathing lizard; ALEXANDER: You eat one jalapeno and you're paying for it the rest of your life. >and a Pikachu, a eletric mouse that will not get in the >Pokemon. AMY: "Not get in the Pokemon"? *stares at Sam and Alex* SAMANTHA: Don't look at me. I've been trying to figure out what he says since I first started reading his fanfics. LUPE: Just those four?! What about Pidgeotto?! And the Krabby Oak's holding for him?! And the Muk?! SALLY:Ease up Lupe. We know we're Pokemaniacs here, so just relax. Julie, aspirin for her. >Ash and his friends, Misty and Brock, are walking thought a path. BUNNIE: Amazin' what yew k'n think an' walk on these days. >Ash: Great day to be live. JULIE-SU: Now that'll break the record for lowest attendance ever. ALEXANDER: (Mike Tenay) It's a beautiful day here at the Palette Battle Arena! Today, we'll witness possibly the GREATEST pokemon match in the HISTORY of pokemon matches! >Misty: Less your are a Pokémon trainer named Ash Ketchum. HERSHEY: Or a Fanfic writer named Dr. Thinker. >Ash: Hey! Very funny! SAMANTHA: Eh, we do our best... >Brock: (looking at map) Quiet! We going up to Trainer Town. LUPE: *sarcastically* ooo...What an original name! ALEXANDER: At least it had good alliteration... SAMANTHA: Methinks you're a bit bitter, Lupe. >Misty: (looking in a book) WOW! This place to get trainers. SAMANTHA:...drunk! I hear the bars there are very good. JULIE-SU: You should know... SAMANTHA: *draws out her katana* And just what the hell do you mean by that? JULIE-SU:*Takes out her blaster* Figure it out! ALEXANDER:*sqooshed between them* C'mon, let's not fight here! That's what the bad guys want. *Samantha & Julie-su put their weapons away, grumbling* > They have a few Pokemon gym for fun only. JULIE-SU: Yeah, so where's the gym for battles then? >Ash just sighs AMY: (Ash) Why am I trapped in this fic? SAMANTHA: (Anonymous Agent) it's part of your contract! If you are a star of the show, you must make appearances like these! >Brock: I think this a good place to take a rest. >Misty: Sure! It will be good! ALEXANDER: Get a good tan, defeat Team Rocket, have Pikachu do cute things... *Bunnie begin to stretch her cyber arm behind the seats towards Alexander's shoulder* >----------------------------------------------------------------- ALEXANDER: (Campy Sky Reporter) Yessir, nothing but clear roads as far as the eye can see. Methinks it has something to do with that report of nerve gas over the city and... what's that green cloud up ahead?! JULIE-SU: Don't steal my dark shtick, kid. >Ash and his appear at the gates. *Bunnie finally reaches behind Alexander and slowly rubs his shoulder. Alexander notices and shies away from her touch as much as he can.* >P.A.: Weclome to Trainer Town. Today, $1.00 per humans. HERSHEY: (P.A. Whispering) That is, until we stiff you at the hotels, Pokémon Centers and entertainment... >Save 5.00 dollar off. Pokemons JULIE-SU: Grr. You don't add an "s" to Pokemon! It's the same singular as plural! *others stare at her* I feel extra cranky today. Bite me. LUPE:*opens her mouth* JULIE-SU:I mean it figuratively! *Lupe closes her mouth and chuckles* SAMANTHA: I feel tempted to make a rabies joke... >are free come LUPE:NO LEMONS! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! SAMANTHA: Relax, Thinker's no lemon writer. *Lupe relaxes and takes an aspirin Julie-Su gives her* ALEXANDER: You're really stressed out, Lupe... you ever think about taking a vacation? >in with a paying human. AMY: What? No reference to paying Furries? What a gyp! >Ash walk up to gates. SAMANTHA: Go tell him Windows 98 sucks, Ash! SALLY: Shameless Product Plug #1. >Gate Women: Weclome to Trainer Town. Today, $1.00 per person. > They are three humans, that is $3.00 in total. ALEXANDER: (Teacher) And so ends our math lesson today. >Ash takes out a wallet and pays the Gate, 3 dollars. HERSHEY: Ash's paying for Brock and Misty? The cheapskates. >Gate Women: Have fun! SAMANTHA: (Gate Women) Just avoid smelling the air, drinking the water, eating the food, walking down the alleys... >----------------------------------------------------------------- ALEXANDER: Hmm. I think I see the remains of a news helicopter hidden nearby... >Ash looks up and sees a Pokémon center. BUNNIE: Ah'v he'rd of castl's in the ahr, but Pokeymon centahs 'n the ahr?? >Ash: I think this is the biggest Pokémon center, I every saw! >Misty: No kidding. It's even rivails the one in Hop-Hop-Hop Town. HERSHEY & AMY:*get up and start hopping on one foot a-la Ash & Misty* Hop? Hop? Hop? (Author's Note: You must see this specific episode to understand this joke) SAMANTHA: What *are* you doing? >Ash: It's makes me look small. JULIE-SU: Everything makes him looks small. No duh! >Misty: Everything makes you look small Ash. *all stare at Julie-Su* JULIE-SU: Hey, it's true! SAMANTHA: We want to riff it incognito anyway. >Brock: I think we meet a Nurse Joy in here. SALLY: You meet a Nurse Joy in EVERY Pokémon Center! That's an unwritten rule of the show! ALEXANDER: (Yakko & Wakko) Helloooooooo nurse! >----------------------------------------------------------------- ALEXANDER: I think I see some rats swarming the helicopter... SAMANTHA: So Kenny was piloting it? >The Pokémon center had wall to wall people. HERSHEY: And I bet paper is walking all around the center then. SAMANTHA: That's not what he meant. ALEXANDER: This is Thinker, how are we supposed to know what he meant? >Few people were talking in café SAMANTHA: Is that related to Sanskrit or Latin, by the way? >which is enter to the room. LUPE: "Enter"? I prefer "Esc"! From this fic even! >P.A.: New Party name, please. SALLY: Well, we're the Female Furries Of... Oh you mean them. >Ash: Ash Ketchum. >Misty: I'm Misty >Brock: Brock. ALEXANDER: Alexander. SAMANTHA: Samantha. BUNNIE: Is there an echo? >P.A: Weclome to Trainer Town's Pokemon center. Please follow me >to my body. ALEXANDER: (P.A.) I left it in the other room. SAMANTHA: (Brock) Hey, I'll follow your body *anywhere*... >Brock: Ok!. JULIE-SU:Looks like the exclamation mark is female. SALLY:And why is that? JULIE-SU:Because it has a period after it! LUPE:Julie, keep this up and we will lose our G-rating! *Explosion is heard and dust enters theater.* LUPE:Not to mention breaking the Fourth Wall! >The P.A float up and move to a white counter with a red, blue and >white colored P on it. SALLY:Perplexing? BUNNIE:Persnicketah? AMY:Phonemic? SAMANTHA:Pain? ALEXANDER:Panic? JULIE-SU:Pensive? LUPE:Puzzling? HERSHEY:You're all wrong! It's Patriotism! *others stare at her* Look! A red, white and blue P! What else could it be? *others nod* >Familar Voice: Hi, Ash Ketchum. ALEXANDER: (Voice) Can you reconize this voice from your past? >The body was wearing a skirt and a white hat with a red cross on >it. Her pink hair was twin loops in back. HERSHEY:Gee, that body looks like Nurse Joy. JULIE-SU:That Tonic's finally affecting your brain, isn't it? SAMANTHA: Ugh, after drinking some of that stuff, I'd be amazed if it *didn't* affect her. >Ash: Nurse Joy. >Nurse Joy: That's me. ALEXANDER: (Nurse Joy) That's my name, don't wear it out. >(Five female turns to see them) >Ash: More Nurse Joy? AMY:They just couldn't stop with Dolly, couldn't they? >Nurse Joy: Many people visit this place every year, SAMANTHA: And most of those people leave bitter and broken... >about a >million per month. Many people goes other to reminder thenselves >about the badges, ALEXANDER: Yeah, I hate it when I have to go to a place just to reminder myself about badges... really ruins my trip. >and fight against robotical version of the Gym >Leaders of the Town. They are five area, here. *Lupe takes out a small item from her pocket. It looks like a calculator* ALEXANDER:What's that? LUPE:Something I found lying in my room. It's called an instant error counter. With it, I'm gonna count all the mistakes Thinker has done in the past and will give out the proper amount in integers, both in grammar, spelling errors, Freudian slips and etc. SAMANTHA:Why does something tell me that's a really bad idea? >Ash: Can you tell you. SALLY: How philosophical. Can you tell you. Yes, very provocative... LUPE:Activating Thinker's errors...NOW! *presses a button and the machine begins to beep like crazy, smoke coming out from the sides and sparks flying out.* ALEXANDER: Oh dear... hit the deck! >Nurse Joy: Read that, while a rechange your Pokemons. *Counter explodes* SALLY:Yet another unsolved mystery... SAMANTHA:Told you. >Ash takes a pallet and walks away. SAMANTHA: All you have to do is... just walk away... >----------------------------------------------------------------- ALEXANDER:Looks like the rats are also dead. Gas has to be... JULIE-SU:Will you knock it off already?! If there is gonna be somebody doing dark riffs, it's gonna be me! ALEXANDER: Okay, okay! Man, don't be so picky about it. >Ash: This place has five zones. The first zone is wear SAMANTHA: Wearing landscape, the latest in fashion... >we > are in, which is Shopville, a town that has many item > from Pokeballs to stuffed Pokemon dolls, ALEXANDER: I swear, those Pikachu plushies make a killing in sales. >and everything > in between. > > The second zone is a path with anything kind of > Pokemon, from Rattices to Pikachus. SALLY:*arches brow* Any? Including Mewtwo? LUPE:I told you! Pokemon have no plurals! SAMANTHA: You keep this up and we're gonna have to sedate you. > The third > zone is adult casino named for mythical Team Rocket, SAMANTHA:Mythical?! Ha, they fight them everyday! How's that for mythical? ALEXANDER: No, I think what's mythical is Team Rocket actually *winning*... >Misty: Mythical! My foot! We battle then all most everyday. AMY:*stares at Samantha* And you said to riff it incognito... SAMANTHA: Can I help it if this happens? >Ash: The fourth zone is the Trainer Battle Fields, SAMANTHA: (Ash) It's over there, right by the Karate range... ALEXANDER: Ohh... nice and obscure, Sam. >trainers > from all around the world come her to pratice and > defeat other trainers with they Pokemon following the > Pokemon Leagues's rules. ALEXANDER: (turns to Julie-su) What were you saying about battlefields earlier? > > The fifth zone is Gym Room, SAMANTHA: Smells of jock strap and human sweat for some reason. >is > which they are robot versions of each PokŠmon Gym > Leader. > >---------------------------------------------------------------- BUNNIE:Hmm. Them li'l people look lahk ants... HERSHEY:Ah! Flik and Z have joined forces! Squash them! JULIE-SU:Hey! One of Knux's friends is a fire ant! >Meanwhile, high above the Traine >r Town, a flying Meowth balloon >is floating. BUNNIE:No, it's takin' a nap. Of cos' it's floatin'! What else wuld it be doin'?! SAMANTHA:Crashing in a fiery wreck that would put the Hindenburg to shame? BUNNIE: That too... ALEXANDER: Well, when you consider who's up there piloting it... > On board the hot air ballon is two a red-hair female >named Jessie AMY:Okay! Dolly was good to clone. Joy was stupid for that! Now Jessie?! (As Mr. Mackey) Cloning is not good, mmkay? > and blue hair male SAMANTHA: Tamahome! ALEXANDER: No, his hair is more blue-green. >named James plus a talking >pokemon named Meowth. SAMANTHA: Darn that Shakesperean Cat! ALEXANDER: You never failt to say that, hey Samantha? SAMANTHA: Well, it's more or less reflex now. >Meowth: This is Trainer Town. So this wear those guys come too. SALLY:Normally, I'd be edgy on these errors, but since Meowth's dubbed voice sounds like a gangster, I'll let it pass. >James: We get that Pikachu, if it last we do! ALEXANDER: It's the Team Rocket Rap, everyone join in! >Meowth: I have a bad feeling about this. SAMANTHA: (Meoth, on Cell phone) What do you mean, my stunt double can't make it?! >Jessie: Funny, I think you right! BUNNIE:Meowth n' Jessah makin' sense?! Armageddon is comin'!! >----------------------------------------------------------------- SALLY:You know, I preferred the old snow/star seperators rather than these hyphens. ALEXANDER: (singing) Rolling, rolling, rolling, keep those dashes going, RAWHIDE! >On the Trainer Battle Fields, Ash bump into another trainer >person. AMY:(Jerry Lewis) Oy, they stealing my bit, Dr. Thinker non-medical bad-fanfic science-type person! >Voice: Hey, Ash.. AMY:(Voice)...wipe! *Samantha chuckles.* >Ash: Hi, A.J.! Be a while has it? JULIE-SU:Oh great, Pokemon's true SI has arrived... >Ash reminders that he get crazy over getting two badges from >Pokemon Gym in Celedon City, he have the nerve to challege A.J., SALLY:What language! I still say Thinker's related to Shampoo. SAMANTHA:Trust me, she isn't. At least she hasn't told me... >but he get defeat. After A.J. use Sandslew to tackle James's >Koffing, ALEXANDER: Oh, it's a fumble! Fumblelia! Fumbleruskie! >a black ball that can toss out smog or sludge, LUPE:Hey Koffing's not a black ball. It's a purple..uh..meteor-thingy. >and Jessie's Ekans, a snake-like Pokemon out of A.J.'s Gym. >A.J.: Yeah, How many badges did you collet, so far? HERSHEY:(as Mexican Guy from "Treasure of Sierra Madre") BADGES?! What badges?! We don' need no stinkin' badges!! >Ash: 6 badges. 2 more to go. SAMANTHA: Actually, he's *got* two badges and he needs six more. >A.J: Funny, you should say 6 badges. >Ash: What? ALL:He said "Funny, you should say 6 badges"!! BUNNIE:This kid needs a hearin' aid o' somthin'. >A.J.: I get 6 badges, myself. HERSHEY: (A.J. as whiny kid) And you can't have them! Nyah! >Ash: Can I fight your Sandslew. > >A.J: Sure. Pick your best Pokemon. > >Ash: Sure thing! Charelon come out! SAMANTHA: I knew a girl named Charelon once... wonder what happened to her? >The Pokemon appeared > >Charelon: Charelon? BUNNIE:Is thar an echo? ALEXANDER: You did that one already. >A.J: Sandslash, let's get him. > >Sandslash, a yellow amardillo with yellow spikes appear. > >Ash: Did you say, Sandslash? Your Pokemon evloved. LUPE:No duh! After a long time, any Pokemon can evolve! SALLY: Not Pikachu, Weepinbell, Gloom, Cloyster, Poliwhirl, Vulpix, Eevee, Growlithe, Nidorino, Nidorina, Clefairy and Jigglypuff. They need Stones for evolution. AMY:Don't forget Kadabra, Graveler, Haunter and Machoke. They use the Link Cable. SAMANTHA:(whispering to Alexander) Just our luck to find Pokemaniacs... ALEXANDER: (whispers back) I'm scared... >A.J: Yeah, it did. Sandslash, tackle attack. SAMANTHA: Adam Sandler is sent out on the field... >Sandslash toss itself at Charelon, which move him out of they >way. SALLY:Hey that's Sonic's attack! Lupe, where's your Sue'em hotline phone? LUPE:Lost it. Sorry. >A.J: Nice rising. Sandslash, sand attack. >Charelon jump over the Sandslash as it use it's sign attack. SAMANTHA: Whoops, looks like Genma wandered onto the set. >Ash: Fire-Spin, now, Charelon. SAMANTHA: (starts to say something) ALEXANDER: No! Don't say anything! SAMANTHA: Hah! You can't stop me... looks like Charelon's been hitting the musical fruit- ACK! *Alexander tackles Samantha and gets her in a headlock* ALEXANDER: Bad sister! Bad sister! Submit! SAMANTHA: No! I'm not being paid to job! >Charelon blasted his fire power right at Sandslash. Sandlash >looks dizzy. SAMANTHA: After inhaling that, *anyone* would be- ouch! *Alexander tightens his grip but Samantha slips out and grapples with him* SAMANTHA: Now quit it! ALEXANDER: NO! >Ash: Finish it, Charelon. ALEXANDER: I think you already did. Look at how green it's turning- OW! SAMANTHA: Hey! No stealing my lines! *Samantha lets go of Alexander and both get back into their seats* >Charelon attack with a claw attack. Sandslash is shocked and so >his A.J. > >A.J.: Thank you, for giving me, my second loss out of 200 >battles. SAMANTHA:Just 200? Is this guy a Goldberg wannabe or something? HERSHEY:Pretty much, yeah. >Ash: WOW! Who give you first defeat? JULIE-SU: Kevin Nash thanks to Scott Hall and his tazer! *bzzt* >A.J.: Some called Gary Oak. *silence* SALLY:Somehow, I'm not suprised. >Another familar voice: Hey! Faire! I dare you to fight me! ALEXANDER:Fairies? Why bother fighting them? Just say you don't believe in them and they die. Simple. SAMANTHA:*sly grin* Watching "Peter Pan" again? *FFOM stare long and hard at him and he blushes.* ALEXANDER: I do not watch Peter Pan! Ash: Sure! Gary Oak. >A.J: I can't belive you. Beated by a unevolved Eeve. SAMANTHA: No, I don't think Shinji wouldn't pick a fight with this kid. SALLY:I believe it' s EEVEE, not EVA. SAMANTHA: Oh sure, *pick* apart my joke... >Ash had to laugh. He remember that day in stone day JULIE-SU:(Stoner Guy) Like dig that crazy stone day. AMY: (Stoner Guy) Far out! Psychadelic... ALEXANDER: (Stoner) Whoa man, I'm trippin'... > in which the >unevloved Eeve beeing finish of James's evloved Koffing, >Wheezing, a two-head Koffing, LUPE: Which proves two heads aren't always better than one! And that's spelled WEEZING! >and Jessie's evloved Ekans, Arbok, an King Cobra-like snake. >He was give a Thunder to turn Pikachu into Raichu, BUNNIE: Now what does WCW haf ta do with Pokeymon Evolvin'? ALEXANDER: They got Mike Tenay and Larry Zybisco to commentate. SAMANTHA: *sighs* Bret... > and Brock get a >firestone to turn his Vuplix into a Nine-tails. ALEXANDER: Firestone? So that's where the tires have been ending up in! LUPE:Geez! It's VULPIX and NINETALES! Damn, how dense can this guy be? ALEXANDER: Ouch... man, you don't have to be so harsh. >Ash: Hey! Why did you evloved it? AMY: Didn't Ash just say that Eevee wasn't evolved? *everyone nods* Then why is Ash saying it was just evolved then? *scratches her head* SAMANTHA: Welcome to Thinker's World. ALEXANDER: (hums the Twilight Zone theme) >Gary: Go, Eeve! SAMANTHA: YES! WATCH AS EEVEE GOES ON THE ATTACK! FEEL THE POWER!! *FFOM and ALEXANDER hold their ears* ALEXANDER: Hearing was nice while it lasted. >Out pops, JULIE-SU:...Sailor Mercury! ALEXANDER: *glares at her* Don't insult Ami-chan like that again! AD: (VO) What? You found another girl? What about me?! ALEXANDER: Uh... uh... (whispers) Someone help me... > a little Pokemon, who brown furs might been maked for a >Vuplix with out a tail. SALLY:Now who in their right mind would ever confuse Vulpix with Eevee? BUNNIE: Sally-girl, we're dealin' wit' a guy wit' big mamma-jamma glasses! He'd make Mousse appear normal. >Ash: Return, Charelom. Pikachu, I choose you! HERSHEY:(Pikachu) Make me. SALLY: That would be a side of Pikachu I'd as soon never want to meet. SAMANTHA: (Pikachu as Dirty Harry) Go ahead, make my pokemon... >Pikachu comes out running. ALEXANDER: (Announcer) Oh it's Pikachu in the lead with Meowth running a close second and Koffin close behind! >Ash: Time for you to suffer, Gary! SAMANTHA: (Ash) DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!! >Gary: Come off it. Eeve, tackle attack. LUPE:You know, I've been thinking. Where the heck did Gary get Eevee? I mean, in the game you only choose from Bulbasaur, Charmander and Squirtle! AMY:Gary gains Eevee as his first Pokemon in the Yellow version.*Clamps mouth shut* Oops... LUPE: You mean there was another game?! ALEXANDER: Hoo boy... I sense the beginning of a Jihad here... >Eeve tackles Pikachu. HERSHEY: Five yard penalty for Unnecessary Roughness! Still first down! AMY: *to Lupe* Uh yeah there was. Pokemon Yellow. Based more on the show. Entire game was jumbled but really cool! LUPE:How come I never heard about it?! AMY: Maybe cuz Bunnie is keeping the emulator!...Oops again... LUPE:BUNNIE! BUNNIE: Hey, Ah asked Amy to dowload it an' translated it fer me fo she is Japanese. Sorry Ah didn't tell you... SAMANTHA: This is the kind of thing which makes me glad that I do stunts for a living. >Ash: Thundershock, now, Pikachu. ALEXANDER: Suddenly, Scott Hall arrived on the scene, a tazer in his hand. >Pikachu jumps in the air, knocking Eeve off of him. Then he >summon his thunder-shock and shocked Eeve. LUPE:Now I know this is fiction! Just one battle and Gary's beaten?! Man, this is one weird universe. >Eeve: Eeve! Eeeve!! Eeeve!! SAMANTHA: (Mother) What's that boy? Timmy fell down the old well again? HERSHEY: (Eevee) Eevee! SAMANTHA: (Mother) Good for him! He was beginning to bore me. >Gary: Eeve, return! I catch about 51 PokŠmon. HERSHEY: Only 51?! Heck, we got all 150 of them! BUNNIE: Not me. Wit' the Yella, Ah hav' Mew as well so Ah hav' 151! LUPE: *to Amy* When we get out of here you show it to us or else you'll be spending your days reading the lost works of Kefka! SAMANTHA: Hey now, that's a bit too harsh there... I love it! *smirks* >----------------------------------------------------------------- HERSHEY: (Farmer) Yup, now that there's a mighty big crop of dashes this year. >In the Gym Room, Ash looks at a sign SALLY:Hmm... "NOTICE- You must be as tall as this sign to challenge the Gym Leaders." Tough break, Ash. >Ash: (reading the sign) Brock has left. AMY: No he hasn't! He's right there with Ash! > We give a few prizes > if you can different a special room. If you open the > door, and win the battle against the robot double, you > can win this....three grade-A bicycles. SAMANTHA:Three Bicycles?! What a gyp! I'd prefer gold or at least a night out with Bret. *smiles* > That reminds me of Misty and she comes from Cerelean > City. The must be the second door down. LUPE:Hmm. let me see. Misty is the second Gym Leader in the game AND in the show..So it's really safe to assume the obvious! >Ash walks in. Inside, is a swimming pool. The robot's light if >off. ALEXANDER: Whoops... SAMANTHA: That's what happens when you spill gasoline into the water. >Ash: "I'm here for a Pokemon Match" SALLY: Rule No. 1294 of Fic Writing. If you write an all-script story, never use quotation marks for character's speech. >Too-familar voice: Then you get on.. ALEXANDER: (Mills Lane) Let's get it on! >Asht: Misty is the GYM LEADER?" HERSHEY: Asht? Must be a cousin or something. SAMANTHA: Twice removed. >Misty (robot-version): "Yeah, what's to your problem? ALEXANDER: (Joe Pesci) Wha'? You got a problem wit' me? >Ash: Go Pikachu. FFOM& SAMANTHA:Awww... >Pikachu was ok! ALEXANDER: God only knows the amount of death letters the writers of the show would get if Pikachu kicked the bucket. >Misty (robot-version): Stormie, tackle attack! BUNNIE:Stohmie? Sounds lahk a chibi version of Stohm. >Stormie flies to Pikachu. Pikachu dodges. SAMANTHA: WATCH as Pikachu DODGES! ALEXANDER: Red HOT pokemon battle EXCITMENT! >-------------------------------------------------------- >Meanwhile, on the tour-bridge. ALEXANDER: (Tour Guide) Yes and over here, we see a splendid view of a Pokemon battle in action and a clutch of dashes. >Misty (real one): That robot does not look like me! SAMANTHA: She's right! It looks prettier! >Brock : He doing a good job. JULIE-SU: Hopefully a Bl...Naw, won't say it. LUPE:For your sake...*puts gag away* >Misty just sighs. SAMANTHA:Was I right? >---------------------------------------------------------------- JULIE-SU: ~/o I'm driving down Highway 40 in my big ol' pick-up truck! >At the time, Pikachu was just dodge, the robot Misty give all >most all the attack. Pikachu have land in the pool. ALEXANDER: NASA, we have splashdown. > >Ash: Pickachu! > > Thundershock! SAMANTHA: Big Ass Blast! ALEXANDER: Shadow Strike! >As you know, electric travels in water, the thunder-shocker get >Stormie. HERSHEY: (sarcastically) Duh... I didn't know that! SAMANTHA: Geez Hershey, what's with you? Someone take your tonic away or something? >Misty (robot-version): Wow! You guess lot luck! ALEXANDER: (Robot) You won the Lot Luck lottery! You're a millionare! SAMANTHA: (makes crown cheering noises) >Supring bells are hear here. BUNNIE:Now what the hoo-ha that meant? >Ash: What's does that mean? SAMANTHA:Even he didn't get it. >Misty (robot-version: You win the prize. 3 bicycles! ALEXANDER: And there was much rejoicing... REST: *blandly* Hooray. >Three female police officers appear. BUNNIE:It was a sting! Run for it, Ash! >Jenny: This bikes are you. AMY: I didn't know Ash was a Transformer. >Ash: I think well get me on the real Misty's good side. *Samantha & Alexander look confused then turn to Sally.* SALLY:Ash destroyed Misty's bike and that's why she's following them. SAMANTHA & ALEXANDER: Ahhh. >Misty (robot-version): She alway knows. LUPE:Misty _IS_ The Shaodw! >----------------------------------------------------------------- >Later, the evening at the Team Rocket Casino. I was a place for >Trainer Town's people to party. SAMANTHA: I didn't know Thinker was in this story. Much as a building no less. >Meanwhile, in James, Jessie and Meowth, are ready to attack! JULIE-SU:Who? The viruses? >James: We can get that Pikachu! ALEXANDER: (Wicked Witch) I'll get you my pretty! You and your little pokemon, too! >Jessie: Yeah! > >--------------------------------------------------------------- HERSHEY:Well, that was a pretty short scene. SAMANTHA: Look at it this way, we can use those dashes for our SOS signal. >P.A.: We have reports of Team Rocket has appear in this casino. > >Officer Jenny : Who's got my public annoucer system mircophone? ALEXANDER: That cute brown haired woman in the Air Forces uniform... >P.A: Prepare for trouble and make it double. JULIE-SU: Don't forget to put it on the rocks! ALEXANDER: Shaken, not stirred. >Ash: Team Rocket! > >The panel near the counter opens up, revealing Team Rocket >members: Jessie, James and Meowth. ALEXANDER: Darn it, it's another screwjob run in... >Jessie: To protect the world from devastition... SALLY: Too bad it's devastated as it is. >James: To unite all people within our nation... ALL: WE ARE THE NATION OF DOMINATION! >Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love.. JULIE-SU: Anybody who hates Barney or Teletubbies is Okay in my book! >James: To extend our reach to the stars above.... > >Jessie: Jessie! >James: James SALLY: Billy! HERSHEY: Gunn! >Jessie: Team Rocket! Blast off at the Speed of Light! HERSHEY:Gotta cut down on those bean burritos then! *FFOM stare at her* SALLY: Now that was just plain nasty! SAMANTHA: Yeah, I liked it. >James: Surrender now or prepare to fight! ALEXANDER: (James) Do it or I'll read poetry all night! >Meowth: Meowth! That's right! LUPE:Is it true? Thinker managed to not screw up Team Rocket's motto? This must be a sign of the Apocalypse! >Ash and his friends get serious face. ALEXANDER: You mean like Chris Benoit or Dean Malenko? JULIE-SU: I think they're serious heels now. >Ash: Hey, Brock, let get Team Rocket, a hot-foot! Go Charelon. > >Brock: Sure! Go Vuplix! SAMANTHA: Sounds like an European car. >Vuplix, a raccon pokemon with many tails appear with the red >lizard. LUPE: *gets up from her seats and looks to the sky* DAMN YOU THINKER! YOU COMMITTED THE ULTIMATE SACRILEGE! VULPIX IS A FOX NOT A RACCOON!! DAMN YOU!! Owww...... JULIE-SU: Next time, try shouting a bit louder so we could _ALL_ lose our hearing, why don't you? ALEXANDER: *hands over ears* WHAT? SAMANTHA: Oh no, we're not starting that again. >Ash: Fire-Spin, Charelon! >Brock: Fire-Spin, Vuplix! AMY: (Beavis) Fire! Fire! Fire! Heh-heh heh-heh... >The fire of the both then toast Team Rocket. ALEXANDER: Hmmm... I always did like my villians extra crispy. >The human fainted. > >Meowth: You many have won is round! But we be back. JULIE-SU: Where did Meowth learned Ebonics? SAMANTHA: The same place that Barret did. >Meowth runs in the sercet path with James and Jessie. LUPE: What?! No "Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again"?! This really sucks. >Ash: Let's party the night way! SAMANTHA: WHOOO!!! Party! SOmeone get the beer and the little red cups! ALEXANDER: (singing) I... wanna rock and roll *alll* night... and party every day! >Brock & Misty : Sure thing. > >------------------------------------------------------------- BUNNIE: ~/o Dashin' thru the snow... >Later the night, Misty SALLY: The light, Fantastic. BUNNIE: The ride, Exiliratin'. AMY: The day, Sunny. SAMANTHA: The fic, Funny. ALEXANDER: The author, Even funnier. *Julie-Su, Lupe and Hershey are saying nothing* JULIE-SU: Is this really necessary? ALEXANDER: Oh, come on... have some fun! That's the best way to get through this, you know. >Misty: Thanks, you for the bicycle. I think I will be stick with >you for a while SAMANTHA: Especially since someone went and glued you two together. >Ash and Brock groans HERSHEY: Our thoughts exactly! ALEXANDER: Be thankful they're not groaning for some *other* reason... SAMANTHA: Hey! You stole my riff! ALEXANDER: *smiles* You got to be quick. >------------------THE END FOR NOW-------------------------------- BUNNIE: (Mr. Rogers) Okay, boys n' girls, can you spell sequel? REST: P-A-I-N! BUNNIE: (Mr. Rogers) Good. Ah knew you could. >Well, since I know your real name of your author, JOLT a.k.a >Jamie Jeans. AD: (Raven) What about me Thinker?! What about AD?! JOLT: Settle down. He didn't know you were riffing it with me. *explosion is heard* SALLY:If those two keep it up, the Fourth Wall will come tumbling down for sure. SAMANTHA: You get used to it after awhile. >I think it's high time, I reveal my name. ALEXANDER: (makes drum rolling noise) >I how that you will give this your a shocked > > > SALLY:Well? Where's his name? SAMANTHA: Maybe it got lost in the mail... > > > > JULIE-SU: Dammit, I hate it when I get stuck in suspense! AMY: *to Sam* Can you tell us? *Samantha whispers into Amy' ear. Amy begins giggling.* BUNNIE: What'd she say? *Amy whispers to the rest of the FFOM and they start laughing.* HERSHEY: You're kidding me? Ha! Thinker sounds better! ALEXANDER: Now now, he's a really nice guy once you get to know him... BUNNIE: Ah'll take yer word for it, dahlin...*extends her arm again to touch Alexander* ALEXANDER: Uh...Gee, the fic's over! Let's go! *runs out of the theater* AMY: (Speedy Gonzalez) I like heem. Hees silly! *giggles* *FFOM and Samantha also leave the theater* __________________________________________________________________ *Sally, Lupe, Samantha and Hershey are playing cards, Julie-Su is lifting some weights, and Bunnie and Amy are cuddling up to Alexander, who is sitting on the couch as he turns even more red by the minute.* SALLY: *to Sam* Got any sevens? SAMANTHA: Go Fish. ALEXANDER:Um, Samantha? *trying to scoot as far away from Amy and Bunnie.* SAMANTHA: Oh, let the girls have some fun, little bro. *To Lupe* Got any kings? LUPE: Go Fish. You know, I just wonder how long you are all going to stay here. It's been a while since we had anybody else other than ourselves to talk to. SAMANTHA:Look, when we get out of here and rescue Bret, we'll tell Washu to come and get you guys out. HERSHEY: Yeah, that would be cool. *looks at her cards* Ha! Read 'em and weep! *shows the rest her winning hand as Sally, Lupe and Sam slam their cards down in disgust* *Sirens blare* JULIE-SU: *dropping the weight* About time the Archies hailed us. *Pushes the button* D. LUIGI: And how did my guinea pigs and their two little friends enjoy my treat? Painful, I hope. SALLY:Actually, Luigi, it wasn't, luckily. Sam and Alex here have read Thinker in the past and guided us through. I guess it would have been worse if they left, you know. *smirks* D.LUIGI: *getting up from his seat* WHAT?! SAMANTHA: (getting into the camera's view) That's right Greeny. We've read Thinker and know him as well. You actually did good in letting us stay here. The girls actually enjoyed Thinker with us around. D.LUIGI: (eyes glowing green and gnashing his teeth* Grrr..PIT!!! D.PIT: (flies in) You called Luigicus! D.LUIGI: Pull the switch up again! I want these two out of there right now! They are messing up my experiments!! D.PIT: Whatever you say, Luigicus. *pulls the switch up again* D.LUIGI: There! Now get the hell outta my satellite! Beat it! grrr! But you girls are in for it next time we meet! End the transmission!! ALEXANDER: Hook, line and sinker. I can't believe he fell for it! SALLY:You mean...? SAMANTHA: *nods* That's right. Still Thinker is nice nevertheless. We've read his stoires and live to tell about it. Oh well, I guess we can leave now. HERSHEY:What about us? SAMANTHA:Tell you what. We will go out first and then let you guys come in after us. Fair? BUNNIE: All right! Let's do it! SAMANTHA: Your call, little brother! *Alexander nods as he takes out the Gate Operator again, making a Portal appear.* ALEXANDER: See you on the other side, girls! *jumps in* SAMANTHA: Yeah. Give our regards to Sonic. *jumps in after him* JULIE-SU: All right! Make way for me! *jumps to the Portal, only to disappear. She hits the wall behind it hard* Hey, what gives?! D. LUIGI: (VO) I overheard your little conversation girls, so I had Pit pull the switch down once again! Now nobody will be coming in to save you ever! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LUPE: That dirty, no-good son of a... AMY: Now this is just _TOO_ peachy! *groans* *Suddenly everyone hears an explosion coming from the side of the ship* BUNNIE: *looks at a monitor* Hey look! A ship! What's it say? HERSHEY: *reads the insignia on the ship's side* Ga...Galaxy...Galaxy Police? The Galaxy Police are here?! *Everyone can hear the sounds of feet running from the hallway and into the main room. It's Rebecca.* JULIE-SU: *at Rebecca* You a GP officer? REBECCA: Actually a rookie officer. At last I found you! Guess she wasn't lying at all! BUNNIE: "Her"? *Rebecca pulls out Nicole from her pocket. Sally immediately gasps and tears begin trickling down her cheeks* SALLY: Nicole! But I thought she... REBECCA:...was destroyed in the wreck of your ship? She survived it and Senior Officers Kiyone and Mihoshi found her. We all went back to Earth so Washu can scan it and we learned of your position. They sent me to come rescue you! *hands Nicole back to Sally* SALLY: Nicole...*opens her up and begins to cry softly* NICOLE: I ALSO MISSED YOU SALLY. IF I WAS NOT A COMPUTER I WOULD BE CRYING TOO. *The rest of FFOM and Rebecca smile at the reunion. Julie-Su then breaks the mood* JULIE-SU:Look I don't mean to be a spoilsport, but let's get outta Here before DL finds the ship docked here and...*explosion is heard* D.LUIGI: (VO) Destroy it, kooky kidna? Too late! *cackling* So my dear Ms. Prowers, you came to rescue them? REBECCA: So it was you who took them, huh Dark Luigi?! D.LUIGI: Bravo! But being smart won't help you. As punishment, you are Now part of the experiment now! Suffer their fate as well! BWAHAHAHAHA! REBECCA: Grrr...DAMN YOU @*#! @!*? @!@#$&!*@ !@*!@(*# !! I hope you and your @*&$@%*& go @#?$ themselves!! JULIE-SU: Whoa!! Now that's what I call a mouth! D.LUIGI: Thanks for the compliment but it will do you no good! Now make yourself at home, Ms. Prowers. You will be around for a real long time! REBECCA: Argh!! This really sucks! Once I get outta here, I'm gonna use his carcass for target practice!! *FFOM stare at her in fear* Oh no! *calms down* Oh well, I guess we can all be honky-dory here. So how about showing me around? *smiles innocently* *FFOM stare at each other and nod silently.* JULIE-SU: *whispering* Something tell me not to get _HER_ angry! *FFOM nod* SALLY: You girls go ahead. I want a few seconds alone with Nicole. BUNNIE: You okay, Sally girl? SALLY: Yes. Just let me be alone, please. REBECCA:You heard her Royal Highness. She wants to be alone. C'mon! Let's go! I'm gonna like being here for a while! *all except Sally leave with Rebecca. Sally sits down on the couch with Nicole in her hands.* SALLY: Nicole, now that you're here, please. Try and connect a message to anyone out there. No matter how long it takes. NICOLE: AFFIRMATIVE SALLY. SEARCH WILL BEGIN NOW. SALLY: Good. It will only be a matter of time now. I pray for the best. *leaves the room as well* ________________________________________________ AD'S COMMENTS: Whew! Finally can say I MSTed Thinker! I really give all the credit to Jamie for he helped me out a lot and taught me to believe in myself. Thanks a lot, jamie! May we soon join forces again in the future! Catch you on the flip side, people! JOLT'S COMMENTS: It was really good to riff this fanfic alongside AD... she is a very good rookie who will go far in the MSTing community. It was also fun to get back and riff the good old wacky Dr. Thinker again. I hope to riff alongside her once again. And what can I say? Old MSTier that I am, I like to give advice to the younger kids... makes me feel old, but also that I helped. Until later, ja mata minna! STINGER __________ "NURSE JOY": Read that, while a rechange your Pokemons.