Rough Waters A Pokemon fic by Dr Thinker MSTed by: Jamie Jeans a.k.a. JOLT!!! My 45th MSTied fanfic... five more and I hit fifty... whoa... this is intense... at this rate, I'll have seventy by the new year. Yeah right. Thanks go out to Dr. Thinker for sending this in. As always his great sense of humor shines th rough and, after this, I get all rights to MST his stories... Hmmm... LEGAL STUFF: All the Anime characters in the following MST belongs to the talented and creative people who made them. Please don't sue me for I am merely borrowing your characters and not making any claim on them. The Club Anipike belongs to Nightbreak, whom I am grateful to for allowing me to use it. Al exander Misamoto & Samantha Jones are characters of my own making and belong to me, Jamie Jeans, and can be used with permission. Now, on to the story! ________________________________________________________________________ Misato opened the doors of the Anipike wide open, allowing the freezing cold breeze of morning air to draft into the club. She immediately closed them when she felt how cold the air was. "Brr... Winter is sure coming on fast," she said to Jotaru, who was already getting ready for the morning shift behind the bar. Several pots of coffee were on the brew behind him and would be ready in a few minutes. "Sure is. I'll have to ask Leona to put a plow on Bonaparte so that we have something to clear the coming snow with," he grumbled, kneeling down and taking out a few coffee cups. "It's not that bad... yet," Misato said. "But I'm going to have to call in some more people when it comes time to decorate the place. What do you think, Jotaru? A nice mix of red, green, and white all over the place or just one color?" "How about just one sign in the corner saying 'Merry Christmas' and leave it at that," the bartender grumbled. "Ah... you're no fun, Jotaru. Where's your Christmas spirit?" Misato asked. "In my other apron." Misato sighed and turned to the doors as they opened, admitting the Review Council of the Anipike: Samantha, Washu, Shampoo, and their latest addition, Ami Mizuno. "It cold out there," Shampoo said, relishing the warmth of the club as she took off her winter coat and hung it on the coat hanger beside the door. "It ain't that cold out there," Samantha argued. "Now Canada during winter, *that's* cold." "Perhaps some hot chocolate to warm us up will do the trick," Washu suggested. "You got my vote," Ami agreed. "Good morning," Misato greeted them. "Morning," the Review Council replied. "Enjoying the weather?" Misato asked, smiling. "About as much as I like listening to ACL speak," Washu said. "Say, I'm going to need some extra people to help me get this place decorated for Christmas and I was wondering if you all would be willing to help," Misato said. "Say no more, Misato," Samantha said. "You want my help, you got it." "Same goes for Shampoo." "As well as me," Ami added. A beeping sound sounded from Washu and she arched an eyebrow as she called up her subspace laptop. "Gonna have to put that on hold for a bit, gals. We got another story from Dr. Thinker." "Already?" Samantha asked, leaning over Washu's shoulder and looking at the laptop. "Shesh! This guy writes fast!" "Indeed." "Well, the decorations can wait. It's still early and we can get started after you're done with the fanfic," Misato said. "Are you sure?" Ami asked. "Positive," the club owner replied. "now go on, you've got a Thinker fanfic to review." ***** [Ami, Shampoo, Samantha, and Washu all enter the theater and take their seats in the front roll. Washu in the first seat, Ami in the second, Shampoo in the third, and Samantha in the fourth.] SAMANTHA: I can't believe Winter's here already... how the time flies. AMI: I wonder what we will be doing for the Christmas party? If Misato is having one here, that is... WASHU: Don't worry about that. Misato is sure to have one, and this year being the first Club Anipike Christmas party, it's safe to say that it's gonna be big. SHAMPOO: Shampoo hope other Avatars don't wreck party. SAMANTHA: Maybe Dr. Thinker can do a Pokemon Christmas special for us to riff... WASHU: I guess we'll have to wait and see. [pulls out her subspace laptop and starts typing on it, starting the fanfic.] Rough Waters SAMANTHA: What happens when you're doing it in a boat... WASHU: First line and we're already into the sick comments. SAMANTHA: What? Would you have preferred the 'rocking horizontal action' riff instead? AMI: [blushing] Samantha! SHAMPOO: Oi ve... A Pokemon Story by Dr. Thinker SHAMPOO: Goofiest fanfic writer on the web. AMI: Just curious, but if Dr. Thinker is moving from doing Sailor Moon fanfics to Pokemon fanfics, do you think he'll start writing fanfics based on other Anime? WASHU: A Tenchi fanfic written by Dr. Thinker. Now *there* would be something to see. SAMANTHA: It would be something to read, too... Note 1: AMI: And here I forgot my notebook. Darn. SHAMPOO: 'Darn'? Ami use strong language today. Pokemon is owned by Nintendo, Inc. WASHU: Have ye what it takes? SAMANTHA: Shameless Zelda plug # 1. ; Creatures, Inc.; SHAMPOO: Like Pikachu! ALL: Awww.... GameFreak, Inc. AMI: ...occurs when one spends one too many hours at the Playstation. SAMANTHA: Shameless Playstation Plug # 1. ; 4Kids, WASHU: Walk into a bar and the bartender says... Inc. and The Summit Media Group. Note 2: I'm using the American names. SHAMPOO: Which means voices be dubbed badly and all cool stuff taken out... AMI: I know *that* feeling all too well... Please, pardan me on monsters names. SAMANTHA: Oh, no problem Dr. Thinker. WASHU: You know, with him being so honest and that, I wouldn't be surprised if he won the Mally award for Author with best Sense of Humor next year. Note 3: Note to Timothy McLees SHAMPOO: LORD MCLESS!!! [Everyone else looks at her.] WASHU: Where the heck did *that* come from? SHAMPOO: Shampoo... Shampoo have no idea... and his MiSTing crews: AMI: We're getting paid for this? How nice... SAMANTHA: I don't think so... I can't do that funny e that the Pokemon has. SAMANTHA: Well it is hard to duplicate the humor of a show in a fanfic, Dr. Thinker, so don't feel so bad. SHAMPOO: Yes. Even good writers have hard time making funny scenes with other Anime fanfics. WASHU: No no no... he means that weird looking 'e' in the title of the show. [Samantha and Shampoo blink and look at each other, then back at the screen.] So I does replacing it with a normal e. AMI: I does replace it real good! WASHU: Ami... I'm impressed! AMI: [blushing] I try... If I did that funny e, I will make the story unreadable, beyond normal. SAMANTHA: Oh come on... it's not that bad, Doc. That's worst then worst...it's a menace to do that! SHAMPOO: Whoa whoa... no say such stuff Dr. Thinker,. It not that bad. AMI: Wow... the good doctor is really beating himself over this. WASHU: Well he shouldn't. He's just trying to replicate the series as much as possible. But some facts to read before you get in the story. SAMANTHA: We're going into the story? Oh gods... I left my pokemon balls at home. WASHU: I didn't! [holds up one and pops it open, revealing Pikachu] PICKACHU: Pika! Pikachu! ALL: Awww... PICKACHU: Pickachu! [runs out of the theater] ALL: Awww... ---------------------------------------------------------- WASHU: Okay... why did Pikachu cross the road? OTHERS: Awww... WASHU: No, come on, why did Pikachu cross the road? OTHERS: Aww... WASHU: Darn it! I'm trying to do a joke here! OTHERS: Awww... WASHU: Are you trying to run that joke into the ground? OTHERS: Awww... WASHU: ARGH! OTHERS: [laugh good heartedly] What is Pokemon? SHAMPOO: One finger pervert. SAMANTHA: Ohhh... good one. A fighting game. AMI: A fighting game with nothing *but* one fingered perverts? SAMANTHA: Ami! AMI: [blushing] Sorry... SAMANTHA: Can't believe *Ami* stole my riff... Serious? WASHU: Are the issues facing our youth today. It's the biggest Japanese fad of all time. SAMANTHA: No way... Sailor Moon is... right? SHAMPOO: [shrugs shoulders] Not even the five series of AMI: Macgyver can compare to it. Sailor Moon can come closer. WASHU: That has got to be the worst pick up line I've ever heard of. It all start SHAMPOO: In galaxy far far away... WASHU: Saw that joke coming a mile away. when the most famous portal of all time SAMANTHA: You mean more famous then the one that leads into Fushigi Yuuri world or the one that leads into the Anime wonderland? get a game SHAMPOO: Is this fanfic or shameless product plug? in which you get collect and train monster to use in battle. AMI: I get Gamera! SAMANTHA: Godzilla for me. WASHU: Which one? SAMANTHA: Old one of course. That new one sucks JAMIE: HEY!!! SAMANTHA: Sorry dad, but the new Godzilla bites! JAMIE: Everyone's against me on this... Some of the monster are not in the one version game, AMI: You only get some of the monsters for the one version game. The rest come in the two version game. or can trade with some SHAMPOO: For baseball cards, old hat, your bicycle... one who has the other two or one. WASHU: Two or one and one or two... you must have both of these to get through. SAMANTHA: Where did *that* come from? WASHU: I don't know. Just sounded good. SHAMPOO: Sound like line from Indiana Jones movie. That game was called Pokemon. AMI: And there was much rejoicing. OTHERS: Yay. After a while, SHAMPOO: Ranma finally date with Shampoo! a televison show of the same name air on television. WASHU: They kinda figured it would work better on the TV rather then the radio... It was about a boy and his pokemon WASHU: A cop and her gun. SHAMPOO: A man and his bike. SAMANTHA: A Senshi and her fuku. AMI: Ahem... SAMANTHA: Oh... sorry. trying to get the Pokemon league. SHAMPOO: Which went on strike for months and months for higher pay. Then a 9 months ago, SAMANTHA: I could make a sick comment here, but I don't think it would work well. AMI: Four score and nine months ago... give or take a week, WASHU: Give me my week back! SHAMPOO: No! It Shampoo's! WASHU: No it isn't, it's mine! SHAMPOO: Mine! WASHU: Mine! SHAMPOO: Mine! AMI: That's enough you two! Now quit fighting or no meal for you tonight. SHAMPOO & WASHU: [sulking] We're sorry. 700 Japanese kids get problems with the eyes, AMI: Oh, I remember this. A whole bunch of people watching the show got epileptic seizures due to the combination of music and lights in the show. SAMANTHA: Whoa! You're kidding me! AMI: No, that's what happened. SAMANTHA: Geez... too much TV really *is* bad for you. thanks to that. WASHU: And that and that and that... According to a web page, SHAMPOO: Earth is round and revolve around Sun. that problem as long been forgetten SAMANTHA: Pretty bad name for the problem, don't you think. AMI: Well, it's not as bad as the one they named 'We kinda forgot about this'. SHAMPOO: Or 'Huh?'. WASHU: And we can't forget the one called 'Oops'. as more eposide are made. AMI: The stars are better paid. SAMANTHA: They get to work in the shade. WASHU: Their status will never fade. SHAMPOO: Got two more fanfics where Shampoo get laid. SAMANTHA: That was a bit more then I wanted to know. SHAMPOO: Be thankful Shampoo not say *who* Shampoo with... AMI: I know the feeling. And Nintendo decide portal WASHU: Damn you portal, decide! DECIDE! the game and televison over here. SAMANTHA: I didn't know Nintendo practiced magic. The boy is now called Ash, SHAMPOO: Groovy. instead of his Japanese. AMI: Which he completely forgot in the translation. If you want more information on either version..head to the follow links SHAMPOO: Hmmm... [reading] www.biteme.com.... hey! HTTP://cod.dragonfire.net/pole SAMANTHA: Cod? Cod? WASHU: [copies and saves the link] I'll look this up later. SAMANTHA: Cod? WASHU: Okay, we know, we know. - This web page has synpois for the problem eposide AMI: When episodes get out of line... on the next Fox special. SHAMPOO: Dun-den-dun-den-dun. and some of American. It will have game hints for American. WASHU: A game called American? What do you do in it? SAMANTHA: My guess would be to dub Anime really badly. [A large clown mallet suddenly drops from the ceiling and bounces off Samantha's head] SAMANTHA: OW!! AMI: What was that? WASHU: The country bashing alert. Goes off and drops a clown mallet every time a country is slightly insulted. Every week, you can read reviews on the eposide of the week to Brad and Kathy and you can take a quiz for each week. SAMANTHA: My god... that sounds an awful lot like what they had at the end of the Astroboy dub. OTHERS: Astroboy... Astroboy... he is amazing, fearless, and strong! SAMANTHA: ARGH! Song... stuck in head... losing sanity... If you get at few of them right. AMI: You win a new car! You can. SHAMPOO: Thanks for encouragement Dr. Thinker. You get special glomp from Shampoo next time you come in. HTTP://www.na.rim.or.jp./~shou/pokemon.html WASHU: [copies and saves the link] - This web page is haves WASHU: He is a having a bad guy hurt him, I am thinking. SAMANTHA: Ack! No! [picks the clown mallet off the floor and hits Washu with it] two version on in Japanese AMI: There's two versions in Japan? I didn't know that. SHAMPOO: There one cute version and then there Super-cute version. and one in American. I has novel version WASHU: Pokemon, the book. You'll never put it down. SHAMPOO: Shampoo wonder how they get such cuteness written down. SAMANTHA: Ask any good Nuku-Nuku fanfic author... of the one of eposide. And scripit to one of them. It has a message board to talk about the game, the televison of any-thing esle. AMI: Televisions in aisle four. Repeat, Televisions are in aisle four. I hope you will take a look at these web pages. WASHU: Once we get the chance we will. The start of his story SAMANTHA: Whose story? SHAMPOO: *His* story. takes place a few weeks before Ash, AMI: Kicks butt over the Army of the dead. WASHU: Groovy... is give Pikachu by Professer Oak.. SHAMPOO: Alongside colleagues Professor Pine, Professor Evergreen, and Professor Cedar. SAMANTHA: Say, if this guy got mad at you, would you have to worry about his *bark* being bigger then his bite? WASHU: Not until you *cut* him down to size... SHAMPOO: You two really *pining* for bad puns. AMI: Log! [The others look at her.] AMI: Sorry... couldn't think of anything else. =============================================================== AMI: Wow... that is a really nice double lane highway they got there. SAMANTHA: Good recovery. KEY SHAMPOO: Is in opposite wing of sewer building. But beware dogs. WASHU: Oh, a vague game riff. SAMANTHA: {Thoughts of Pokemons} AMI: {Pikachu!} OTHERS: Awww... [Pokedex voice file.] WASHU: This program has created an illegal function and will be shut down. (Videophone calling) SHAMPOO: That remind Shampoo. Use Comm unit to call agent later. Pokedex - SAMANTHA: Aren't they those round things with the business cards in them? A machine that inform all of known Pokemon in the world..about 150 pokemons. AMI: That's allot of pokemon. SHAMPOO: Which mean lot of aawww's. PokeBalls - Balls that are use to get monsters WASHU: . You don't have the balls for this mission! Pokemon Centers - Free Healing Centers in Towns. SAMANTHA: Kinda like that spring in the North cave. Pokemon - The monsters of the series. SHAMPOO: Yup. We pretty much stars of show. They are about 150 know Pokemon, AMI: So each Pokemon knows about 150 more pokemon? That's allot of cute m onsters. SAMANTHA: You're reading into this too much. but they could be more. WASHU: At least, once mating season comes around. SHAMPOO: Ack! No say! Authors might listen at door! [takes the clown mallet from Samantha and throws it at Washu] WASHU: [ducks and presses a button. A whole horde of mallets fall on Shampoo.] SHAMPOO: Ack! --------------------------------------------------------------- AM: Now this highway is totally ruined compared to the nice double highway we saw earlier. Look, it's all full of potholes. The Cerulean City Swimming Area SAMANTHA: Say that five times fast. SHAMPOO: [digs herself out of the pile of clown mallets] was buzzing with noise ALL: equal to that of a million jet airplaces. ALL: SAMANTHA: Washu! I think it's time to turn the bass down! Each of the 10-years-olds are asking to get some Pokemon. AMI: Can't touch me... SHAMPOO: Dun-de-de-dun... AMI: Can't touch me... Pokemon are monsters that are either keep at pet or raise to fight. WASHU: Would you really want a pet that's been trained to fight? SAMANTHA: Certainly would make life more interesting. AMI: When Pokemon's attack... on the next Fox special. "Things are quite busy then a hive of Beedrills.", Buttery River remarks. SAMANTHA: Who is Buttery River? AMI: And what's a beedril? WASHU: I think they were those rock spitting octopuses from the old Zelda games on the NES. SHAMPOO: Shameless product plug # 1. WASHU: Hey! "I hope you don't run of water pokemon, any time soon," said Lily River, one of the sisters of Buttery. AMI: Who has a nice sweet taste to her once she's lightly toasted. SAMANTHA: Ugh... now *there's* a lemon idea I didn't need in my head. "Where's the runt of the family? WASHU: You're standing on him... Hah ha! Get it? Standing on him? Runt of the family? Get it? WASHU: Ah, forget it... Misty Rivers? SHAMPOO: No, no no... go North to Misty cave. No bother with Misty river. AMI: We seem to be doing lots of vague game riffs today. She is about a few months over 10 now." ask Daisy Rivers, another sisters AMI: Sisters? WASHU: From that day on, Daisy never trusted another transporter. SAMANTHA: Would you if you used it and ended up with a twin sister? "She is about 10 years with 3 months added to it." answers Lily. SHAMPOO: Mother should give birth by now... "To bad she is SAMANTHA: I thought she was in the City swimming area. WASHU: No, the sisters are waiting in the City swimming area. The runt of the family is still in Bad. did luck like most of people, here. They have to wait a week or lose. AMI: The chance to see Priss and the Replicants, live, in concert! She have to wait more then a mouth." AMI: Don't wait! Get the tickets now or else they'll be all sold! SHAMPOO: When next time Priss play here anyhow? WASHU: I think it's next week. SAMANTHA: Remind me, would you? I missed them the last time they were here. "Hey, Sisters! How's the 10-year round-up coming?" said a familar voice. WASHU: That has got to be the slowest cattle drive I've ever seen. "Not bad, Misty Great, SAMANTHA: She's so good they call her Misty Great! 1/6 of the grass pokemon has been give out. AMI: They're giving up free pokemon? SHAMPOO: That why round up taking so long. 1/2 of the fire pokemon. WASHU: Hot hot hot! 1/5 of the rock pokemon. SAMANTHA: The Roll pokemon are coming in tomorrow. No ghost or pyshic pokemon, WASHU: Say, if they get out of hand, who do you call? SAMANTHA: I don't know. Pokemon busters? but usually almost one of them gets at the tower in Lavander Town. AMI: They stay in for days, eat all the food, make a big mess... Only one water pokemon, SHAMPOO: And no take no more after last one flooded house and home. we allready get one, SAMANTHA: They're getting a pokemon? AMI: Yeah, it comes in the mail tomorrow. WASHU: Mail order pokemon. SHAMPOO: Three dollar charge for delivery. since the Elite Four, WASHU: Kazei Five? who is in change of the Pokemon league has attack on to use our swimming area for the Pokemon Gym, this year." SHAMPOO: Unfortunately, pokemon no know how to swim. It tragedy. SAMANTHA: It then became the pool of drowned pokemon. "That's great! What's the badge?" AMI: For some strange reason, sewing. "The Cascasde Badge". WASHU: Which is nothing like the waterfall badge. "See you!" SAMANTHA: Tomorrow? SHAMPOO: Next week? AMI: Next month? WASHU: Next year? "What she's is doing?" WASHU: Going for that water badge, remember? "Who knows?" SAMANTHA: ... the trouble I've seen... "What Pokemon is in that?" ALL: Awww... AMI: Whoops, it hasn't shown up yet. We used an 'awww' too early. "Go, Pokeball!" ALL: Go poke, go poke, go, go, go, go poke... Other drops a golden pokemon with a blue center. SHAMPOO: Wow. A ball. WASHU: It's no Pikachu, I can tell you that. The sister, "She get the last one which is a Staryu." SAMANTHA: A cross dressing Senshi? AMI: That's Starlights, Samantha. One of the sisters takes out a blue color Pokedez. WASHU: Pokedez, the new line of watches from Timex. The Pokedez come in many different colors, SHAMPOO: Shampoo get purple! AMI: I got the blue. SAMANTHA: Give me the black. Give me the black! and either voices, female or male. WASHU: Thank god none come in both. SAMANTHA: Oscar pokemon? [A whole horde of clown mallets drop on Samantha.] SAMANTHA: ACK!!! [digs herself out] WASHU: That's too disgusting a possibility to even mention, Sam. [Staryu - A water pokemon that can blast enemies with it's powerful water gun attack. AMI: Oh... such a *powerful* *water* *gun*... [Everyone looks at Ami] AMI: Sorry... been in one too many lemons. SHAMPOO: Shampoo know feeling. In someplace, it is vaule as a type of jewerly] "Pokemon jewerly? Weird?" remark the three sisters. WASHU: Huh? Were *they* reading the author's notes? SHAMPOO: If so then fourth wall take major hit. AMI: Maybe it was a page of the script someone left on the set. ----------------------------------------------------------------- The next day, at the River's house, SAMANTHA: And what a nice house the river has. SHAMPOO: *ba-da-bing* SAMANTHA: Thank you, I'll be here all night! Enjoy the buffet! just a few blocks away from the Swimming Area. WASHU: And a few more blocks down from the local Y. "Hey, where's Misty?" ask Buttery SHAMPOO: Where period go to? AMI: It must have slipped off. WASHU: Slipped? AMI: Yeah! Slipped off Buttery! Get it? Because she's buttery and slippery? Heh? Get it? SAMANTHA: You need to work more on your riffs a bit more. "Misty at School.", remarks Daisy, SHAMPOO: Misty rip off Shampoo speak! OTHERS: Sue! Sue! who is sitting down drinking at a table SAMANTHA: Well there's your reason why, Shampoo. drinking herbal tea. SAMANTHA: Oh. AMI: It must be spiked. "It's Pokemon Trainer, all class are bout Pokemon. WASHU: Except this one class that talks about Anthropology for some reason. Normal routine. SAMANTHA: Get up. Drink coffee. Boot Adam Chris Leigh through the doorway. Riff fanfic. Boot other Author Avatar through door. Deck Arsenal for groping me. Riff another fanfic... AMI: Doesn't that get repetitive after awhile? SAMANTHA: Naw... gives me a good workout decking and punting all those AA's. How to capture a Pokemon. SHAMPOO: But no use rope attached to tree like last time. WASHU: Poor thing was vaulted into next week. The history of Team Rocket, a myth of evil...." AMI: On the next Jerry Springer. "Myth of evil?" ask Lily. "Never heard of them at all." WASHU: Where have you been? Under a rock? "Team Rocket is a evil team of Pokemon trainers. SAMANTHA: Ahhh!!! Evil!!! They will traffic in rare Pokemon. AMI: Today on Hard Copy, we explore the horrible slave ring of rare Pokemon in the black market. They will stop at nothing to get what they what! SHAMPOO: They sell out, hit people with chairs, pull referees out of rings near third count... Rumors has come from small cities. WASHU: He has? How is Rumor? I heard he got this new job and... Visits from those teams. AMI: On the next Unsolved Mysteries... I have a funny feeling they might attack a big city, so we WASHU: Call in the Power Rangers? get see them for the first time, if they did..." reply Daisy SAMANTHA: Methinks Daisy really *has* been drinking the spiked tea. "Woooooooooow!!" SHAMPOO: [counting] Ten O's in wow. AMI: Bored? SHAMPOO: Little... Daisy WASHU: Duke was once again helping Bo and Luke stop the crooked mayor and his henchmen sheriff. Rivers ingorning that shouting of Lily. She stated "Misty told you when you come back for lunch. She will learn the town as soon as she gets out of school. SAMANTHA: Wouldn't it be better to learn about the town *in* school? WASHU: Maybe that course isn't available at the elementary level. She will come home only for clothes." states AMI: Fifty of them make up the country of America. "How did she get so much yen?" ask Lily. SHAMPOO: Loan from Nabiki. SAMANTHA: Poor gal is gonna be in debt the rest of her life. "Saving her allow. 500 yens a week." reply Daisy WASHU: How much yens? ALL: Lots of yens! "I add few empty pokeballs and of course, a few potions. If she takes the route that go past Mt. Moon. AMI: Insert your best Sailor Moon joke here. She will Ok, until she get past Vidridian City. But if she goes another way, who knows.", said Lily. WASHU: Ah, sisters bite anyway. I'm glad she's gone. "Did you pack that Fishing Rod?" ask Daisy. "You know she likes fishing for creatures." SAMANTHA: She goes fishing for creatures with a fishing rod? SHAMPOO: Gotta watch show to understand, Sam. "Yes, I did. Oh, she did not tell me. AMI: The car's insurance ran out? WASHU: Her dog died? SHAMPOO: Ran out of toilet paper? SAMANTHA: She accidentally switched her birth control pills with tic tacs? I think her body lauguage reads 'I not coming back until I become a world class trainer." SHAMPOO: That Lily sure read body language good. "Hey, sisters! I see in a few years", Misty remarks SAMANTHA: Hey, this was a flashback! We get to see how Misty starts out. WASHU: We're four pages from the end and you finally figured that out? ---------------------------------------------------------------- AMI: A moment of silence for all the hard work those dashes have put into this fanfic... [A moment of silence passes] SHAMPOO: We done yet? Misty finds a nest of Rattatas. SAMANTHA: And a bunch of gun fire noises is gonna help her how? , Misty. WASHU: Whoa! Obi-wan Kenobi is talking to her! AMI: Use the pokemon, Misty... use the pokemon... {Hey, Human! Get out of my face, or I going to eat that Pokemon of yours!} - Rattata remarks. SAMANTHA: Hey! Remarks are our job you lame sound effect! {Leave me and my trainer, alone} - Staryu remarks. SAMANTHA: Staryu? What is that? A new Starlight? AMI: No... WASHU: You really need to watch this show more often. SAMANTHA: But it's so damn early in the morning... Misty shouts "STARYU! WATER GUN!" SHAMPOO: SHOUTED! ANIME ATTACK! Staryu place a long gyser of water straight for Rattata's head. Rattata is place back to a tree, and knock out. AMI: Rattata fall down go boom. Rattata then dissapper in a red. WASHU: Red what? Come on man... details, details! SAMANTHA: Thank god it wasn't red gas. "Look like that was too weak for a good catch." SHAMPOO: Oh... Rattata just not eat wheaties this morning. SAMANTHA: Shameless product plug # 1... or was it 2? Ack... I can't think without my usual pot of coffee. {Me, too.}, Staryu thought. --------------------------------------------------------- It been a few days, Staryu was power water creature, AMI: Instead of a Power Ranger... [Everyone shudders] blast his water gun at Rattatas, Pidgeys, Catepries, Weedles, and Metapods, Kakunas, and Pikachus, ALL: NO!!! SHAMPOO: Not Pikachu! AMI: He's too cute to hurt! WASHU: Oh the humanity of it all! SAMANTHA: We'll never live this down... I'm scared for life. left and right. She has face some trainers will power monsters. AMI: Isn't that have trainers will travel? Staryu have evoled into Stormie. VOICE OF SOI: And I still say I can kick her butt... WASHU: How do you do that? Staryu help Misty catch another. Right, now, Stormie and Stormy was in pokemon in her bookbag. SAMANTHA: Wow... and I thought dad's backpack was big. She was fishing to some new pokemon. SHAMPOO: Oh, she was getting some fish for pokemon. How nice. AMI: Hope it's not tuna. I hate tuna. "Must have get a big one!", Misty said out. WASHU: She did? I thought she said "Must have get a big one"... But that was a case, SHAMPOO: For X-Files... [The others hum the X-Files theme song] it was a human being with a Pokemon. AMI: Instead of the other way around. WASHU: I wonder how that would work? SAMANTHA: But I bet yah they exact some massive revenge. SHAMPOO: Stick pokemon in little ball, will you? Pokemon show you! Misty decide on tell them, they is a pokemon center to find from here. SAMANTHA: Misty: Pokemon trainer and travel guide. He takes off in Misty's bike. WASHU: *In* her bike? AMI: Must be a pretty big bike. thought Misty. SAMANTHA: Is that anything like *Dog* city? SHAMPOO: [tenses] No mention dog, Samantha... SAMANTHA: Whoops. Sorry... AMI: Oh boo! That's not nice! WASHU: Does this mean the police are racist against Pokemon? SAMANTHA: How can they? They're so cute... SHAMPOO: Especially Pikachu... [Pikachu runs into the theater.] PIKACHU: Pika! Pikachu! ALL: Awww... PIKACHU: Pika! Pikachu! [runs out of the theater] ALL: Aww... --------------------------------------------------------------- SAMANTHA: Follow this line to the hidden treasure... Lucky for the boy, WASHU: A plot contrivance hit. a female police office on guard duty, find Ash's Pokedex, and Ash and the police start up to get to the Pokemon Center. AMI: SHAMPOO: No no no! Too much gas. Going to flood engine... Misty walk up to the guard station, couching SAMANTHA: 'Couching'? WASHU: Is that anything like waffling? AMI: Well it *is* the Christmas season. like she has just come the last start of very serious cold. "What's the big idea? COME BACK HERE!" SHAMPOO: Misty not whoop yo butt yet! ----------------------------------------------------------------- WASHU: Line jokes? Line jokes anyone? She find the Pokemon center. ALL: Follow the yellow brick road! Follow the yellow brick road! She saw a boy that was on the videophone talking to a doctor or professer. AMI: Either or... we don't know. She did not know if the boy. SHAMPOO: She not know what boy is? SAMANTHA: I don't think it meant that. So she waited until either he or the white hair signs off. WASHU: Young and he's already got gray hair... he must've led a stressful life. Suprizing, the white hair had order pizza, SAMANTHA: The hair ordered pizza?! AMI: Hmmm... Choas-san must've took up hair styling again. with wierd toppings: anchovies, spinach and pineapple. ALL: "Bye, Prof." said the boy. SHAMPOO: It young Logan talking to Charles. "There you are!!!!" Misty shouted. ALL: [hold their ears] SAMANTHA: I am now deaf... AMI: What?! SAMANTHA: I said I am deaf! AMI: If you are then where's your cloak and scythe? "Huh?!" replied the boy. SAMANTHA: Now *he's* deaf as well. "Now I've Get You!" Misty yelled. WASHU: A line that reeks of Ryoko and Shampoo. "Hey, what happen to your bike!!!" the boy shouted. AMI: [holding her ears] Why is everyone shouting? OTHER: WHAT?! AMI: I ASKED WHY IS EVERYONE SHOUTING! OTHER: WE'RE NOT COUNTING ANYTHING! "WHAT HAPPEN TO MY BIKE?! YOU HAPPEN TO MY BIKE, YOU LITTLE LOSER!! THIS IS ALL THAT WAS LEFT OF IT AFTER YOU STOLE IT TO SAVE YOUR POKEMON!" Misty shouted in reply. [Everyone is dazed and holding onto their ears.] SHAMPOO: Oww... Shampoo have headache *this* big... "Well, Pikachu is not doing so well." the boy reply. WASHU: Oh great... first we lose our hearing and then Pikachu gets sick... AMI: Who would get more get-well cards if they were sick? Pikachu or Ryo-oh-ki? OTHERS: ... "Huh? Is it very serious?" SAMANTHA: No... the ringing should stop in a few minutes. They learn that Pickachu will be allright. ALL: [breath sighs of relief] And before you can say, "Let's tell our names to each others." SAMANTHA: I'm Samantha. SHAMPOO: Nihao! Shampoo! WASHU: I'm Washu. AMI: And I'm Ami. Tons of Pokemon drop down....rivails a few monsters.....Koffing and Ekansss. WASHU: Avalanche! "Who are they? What are they?" SHAMPOO: You in series and not know creatures? SAMANTHA: I think Misty has been working overtime again. It turns out they belong two henchman of Team Rocket, called James and Jessie, AMI: Gun fighters extraordinare... and their top cat, Meowth. WASHU: Darn that Shakesperian cat! With the help of Pickahu that the Center was using at the back up. Team Rocket gets blast. SAMANTHA: And there was much rejoicing! ALL: Meanwhile, the Pokemon balls SHAMPOO: Ah! Cute! Have dance at training center after battle. --------------------------------------------------------------- "Are you, Ok?" ask the boy AMI: No... I just got blasted by a bunch of bad pokemon and nearly beaten... how do you think I feel?! "I felt better." reply Misty. "My name is Ash, what's yours?" WASHU: Pokemon Trainer... Pokemon Trainer Ash... OTHERS: "The name is Misty." states Misty. WASHU: Pokemon Trainer... Pokemon Trainer Misty... OTHERS: ------------------------------------------------------------ Ash and his friend have fun adventures stoping Team Rocket in Vidiridian Forest fighting agianst Brock, SAMANTHA: What the heck is Venom doing in this? with help of his friend, Flint. Saving the monsters of Mt. Moon. AMI: ----------------------------------------------------------------- "This is a Pokemon Gym?" asked Ash "It is." reply Lily. SHAMPOO: It only bare warehouse with no exercise equipment... "Then what is with the swimming?" asked Ash. "It like are hobby. And our fans like it!" reply Daisy. AMI: A sport that's like a hobby, yet isn't... WASHU: Could be water polo. "Were's the Gym Leaders?" asked Ash. SAMANTHA: What were the gym leaders? SHAMPOO: Whatever they be, they retired now. "You look at them!" reply all three of them. "YOU THE GYM LEADERS?" ask Ash. "Then, I changelle all them." WASHU: Cocky little guy, isn't he? They tell them that Goldeen SAMANTHA: Oh gods don't let that be anything like a Goldust pokemon... has lost is able to fight with his horn attack. Plus, they get 3 twice from kids from Pallet Town, AMI: Pallet town, loacted South of Lung town and North from Liver town. Ash's home. They tried to get him to talk the Cascade Badge. But then Misty come and arguement happen right between her and her sisters. SAMANTHA: He's mine! WASHU: He's mine! SHAMPOO: All wrong! Ash mine! Then Misty decide on fighting. The sister agree on this, become Misty AMI: I didn't know that Misty and her sisters could merge like that. WASHU: Maybe they're symbiote's like that Brock guy. has own monsters that can fight, according to one of the sister. SHAMPOO: Of course, sister also thinks moon green and made of cheese ever since got hit on head with shovel. Team Rocket appear again durning the fight. With the help of Pikachu's Thundershock. SAMANTHA: Aww... it's cute *and* it shoots lighting! AMI: Elmo, eat your heart out. He saves the water pokemon and drestory's the huge machine, WASHU: But accidentally takes out dre stories spellchecker... Team Rocket was using. He gets the badge and some argument about the battle from Misty. SAMANTHA: Do they always like this? SHAMPOO: Not off screen, they don't. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Later that night, Ash ask a question. AMI: Where do babies come from? "Why did you leave your home city?" ask Ash. SHAMPOO: High rent... pollution... crime on rise... "To become a Gym Leader.", reply Brock. Brock splits out his food. ALL: Eww! WASHU: I have no idea how he did that but it's disgusting! THE END AMI: Should we do the much rejoicing joke here? SAMANTHA: Nah... it's not like we're reviewing any of the GRS's work... ----------------------------------------------------------------- I hope you enjoy the story. ALL: ... E-mail me with your ideas for new pokemon at winkstwo@sssnet.com. SHAMPOO: Neko pokemon! It cute like Pikachu but fast and have sharp claws! NO FLAMES, PLEASE. C&C and MiSTing are allowed. ALL: No prob, Doc... Sign Dr. Thinker SAMANTHA: Who has the best damn sense of humor on the web since Ratliff... WASHU: Got that right. AMI: Come on, lets go help Misato decorate the Anipike. SHAMPOO: Sound good to me! [Everyone gets up and leaves the theater.] SAMANTHA: So what's next on the MSTing agenda, Washu? WASHU: [quickly consulting her subspace laptop] Solider Lucifer two... SAMANTHA: Itai... ________________________________________________________________________ Please send any C & C to: xwing@uniserve.com