"Sailor Moon & DrangonBallZ: A crossover" This is my 5th misting. Please read my other mistings too! E-main me with questions, comments, suggestions, etc., at Servo84@hotmail.com. Feedback is appreciated. Disclaimer: MST3K is the property of Best Brains. The story is entirely the property of Atrea. The SOL Bridge. Crow is there, along with a TV off to the side. It is dark, apparently early in the morning. Crow: Mike! Tom! Get in here! Mike and Tom emerge after a slight pause, looking sleepy. Mike is wearing a robe, Tom has a small teddy bear. Mike: (sleepy) What, whadda you want? (yawns) Crow: I've just finished my documentary! Tom: (also sleepy) Why did ya go and make a documentary for? Crow: To make money of course. Many networks as you know constantly has it's real life shows, such "World's Most Wild Police Chases" and "Secrets of National Security Revealed", and I decided to cash in on this demand for such shows. So I have compiled a documentary that I call "When Seagulls Attack"! Mike and Tom look at each other. Mike: And this couldn't have waited until morning? Crow: NO! Now, here's director Crow T. Robot's "When Seagulls Attack"! The movie starts up, camera switches to TV. Crow: ( dramatically narrating in film) Man has always taken seagulls for granted. They were always just signs of land and eaters of leftovers, but sometimes, something goes wrong. Sometimes seagulls ATTACK! The film fades in, showing the title, then fades back out. Credits start to roll by. Producer: Crow T. Robot Director: Crow T. Robot Assistant Director: Crow T. Robot Film Supervisor: Crow T. Robot Secondary Film Supervisor: Crow T. Robot Special Effects Supervisor: Crow T. Robot Special Effect Manager: Crow T. Robot Special Effects by Crow T. Robot Credits continue Back to SOL bridge Mike: You know, I couldn't help but notice that you have no footage of seagulls attacking. Crow: Well, in the intensive minute I spent looking, I couldn't find any. But, we just don't tell the networks that when they buy it. They watch the credits roll on for a few seconds Tom: How long are these credits anyway Crow? Crow: Well, lets see.... ... about 1 1/2 hours more. Mike: And they're all for you? Crow: Hey, you guys didn't help, I'm not giving you guys credit for anything! Pearl's light goes off. Mike hits it. Pearl's van. It is in orbit over a foreboding dark cloud-covered planet. Pearl is driving, with Observer in the front and Bobo in the back. Pearl: Hi Mike-tose the fresh maker. I'm sending you your weekly dose of pain in fanfic form early this week, because I've been invited to the 57th annual Evil World-Domination Bent Mad Scientists Convention! This year, it's hosted by the infamous Dr. Malfeasance, inventor of the 1st atomic laser death ray. This conference is a great place to meet movers and destroyers, as well as share experiments, doomsday devises, and other assorted fun! And since I don't want you hanging around, I'm sending you off to read a blissfully agonizing fanfic called "Sailor Moon & DragonBallZ: A crossover". The title says it all. And yes, this is punishment for last week. Enjoy! Brain-in-a-bowl, send them the... "fanfic"! Hwa ha ha ha! Observer does his thing and send the fanfic. SOL. The credits are still rolling on the TV, when the alarm goes off. Crow: (watching TV) Shh, this is the best part! (reading) Narrator: Crow T. Robot, Leading actor: Crow T. Robot, Stunt double: Crow T. Robot... Tom: Crow! We've got cross-over sign! Crow: AHHHH! 6...5...4...3...2...1... Mike & the bots enter the theater. >Sailor Moon & DragonBallZ: A crossover Mike: (as author) And thus, invariably bad. >P.t. 1. by Atrea Knuck14@aol.com Tom: A.K.A. Hack23@hotmail.com >Note: this is an alternate reality story. Crow: (as author) I wrote it while on acid. >Serena is by herself. Which means >no Darien OR Seiya. L and Silphe with Luna are with her. Mike: Uh, who are L and Silphe? Crow: So, it's a Sailor Moon fanfic, except it has virtually NO characters from the actual Sailor Moon. >I don't own any sailor moon or dragon ball characters whatsoever. Mike: (as author) And they all thank God for this fact every night. ______________________________________________________________________________ > "Would you finish her already?!" yelled Sailor Mars to Sailor Moon who >was on the ground. Crow: (deep voice) Finish Her! Tom: (as Sailor Moon) Yea, uh how do you do the fist impale? Is it up, up, left, down, X? > "Yeah Yeah...Moon..Scepter...Elimination!!" yelled Sailor Moon. Mike: (as Sailor Moon) There. That eliminated that pesky moon scepter. > The monster screamed and turned into dust. "Moondusted..." Tom: (as Sailor Moon) ...and sugar frosted! > "What took you so long to attack?! You know..I say I should be leader. >I've always thought you were a clutz but this proves it." yelled Mars. Mike: It's nice to see the hate hasn't gone out of their relation. > The other scouts watched and left with Mars leaving Moon standing alone in the park, crying. L, Luna and Silphe remained behind. Tom: Um, we still don't know who L and Silphe are. You might want to explain that sometime soon. >Serena detransformed and >sat down. > "Why...does she hate me so much...maybe she..would be happier of I wasn't >even here anymore" said Serena. > "Serena..don't even think like that...you know Mars..she has a big >mouth..maybe she..didn't mean it?" said L looking at Luna. Crow: What's with the pauses? Is L having a heart attack!? > "No..she meant it this time..I could feel it....I'm..AA!!!" Mike: (as Serena) I admit it! I have a drinking problem, and I've enrolled in Alcoholics Anonymous! >yelled Serena >as a portal opened underneath her. Luna grabbed her sleeve, Silphe grabbed >Luna's tail, Crow: (as Luna) HEY! That's sexual harassment! >and L did the same to Silphe. > "Serena!!!" yelled all three. > "AAAA!!!" they all yelled. All four vanished and the portal closed as >quick as it came. Up above a figure floated over where the four used to be. > "A wish is granted..hopefully...she'll like where I send her" said the >figure. It was Pluto. Mike: I thought all the scouts had left. Tom: (angry) WHY ON EARTH WOULD PLUTO WARP SERENA TO ANOTHER WORLD?!?!?! SHE DIDN'T EVEN WISH THAT!!!!! Crow: (puzzled) So, since Serena was upset that Mars was teasing her, the author has Pluto warp Serena to Dragon Ball Z's world, along with "L" and "Selphe"? Mike: Apparently, Pluto has the IQ of the Taco Bell dog in this fanfic. ______________________________________________________________________________ > *Elsewhere, in another place and time* Crow: (as author) And in a galaxy far, far away... > Sounds of laughter filled the Black forest. It was Goku, a hero of earth, >and all of his friends and allies. Even Vegeta was there. > "That was a good one Yamcha...heh.." said Gohan in between breaths. Crow: (as Yamcha, laughing) Ok, Ok, Now what do you call it when 2 lesbians are in a closet? Mike: (sharply) Crow! > "Hey...guys.." said Krillin. > "What is it, what's wrong?" asked Goku. > "Shh..hear that?? Tom makes fart noise. > And..yow!! Look!" yelled Krillin. He pointed at the sky >where a portal had just finished closing. Mike: (as Quine Mallory, puzzled) What the hell??? This world looks like anima! Crow: (as Professor) Apparently, we have arrived in some disturbed person's fanfic. >All the people were surprised. Then >they watched as 4 figures fell tot h ground. Crow: (blows whistle) Technical foul, on author. 10 page penalty! Tom: (as Sports announcer) I don't see how the author can recover from that foul. Unless the offense really blows it, the reader will easily win this one, as that puts them at the 3 page line. >"Ahh..OWW!!" shouted Serena. >She hit the ground hard and was knocked out. Tom: Why did she say ow before she hit the ground? >L, Silphe, and Luna fell into a heap of fur and scaled nearby. Mike: (confused) They landed on pelts, then they cleaned fish near by??? >All were knocked out as they hit the ground. Crow: (singing) Knocked out as they hit the grou-nd! > "Whoa!! Did you see that?? It was a girl!" shouted Krillin. Crow: (as Krillin) A girl! Eww! > "She hit pretty hard..we are far off yet we could hear her hit the >ground! Tom: So they (starts singing) watched her as she hit the grou-nd! Mike: Ok, that's enough. > Come on..let's see if they need help!" yelled Bulma. A groan brought >them around and they looked to see the animals (Luna, L and Silphe) get up. 2 >of them went to the girl and the third looked at them silently. > Silphe lightly pushed Serena with his nose and she stirred. Her eyes >opened slightly and she sat up. Silphe back up and let her stand. She turned >and.."YII!" she jumped up about 20 ft Mike: (as Serena) OW! Tom: (as author) She landed hard and was knocked out. Crow: (as author) L, Luna, and Silphe scaled fish nearby. >and landed on her backside. >She made herself slide backwards. She bumped up against a tree. L sighed heavily and >looked at the group nearby. > "She seems...scared...eh?" said Vegeta. Tom: Ah ha! The author is Canadian! That explains everything! > A bright flashing of lights makes >he whole group hides their eyes. Crow: (as Goku) Oh, Sorry, left the flash on on my camera. >When it clears they watch as a girl in what >seems to be a sailor outfit jumps over the trees to the other side. > "What on earth?! How in.." wondered Bulma. Mike: (as Bulma) She can leap tall trees in a single bound! > They got a surprise as the >wolf took the cat into his mouth and Crow: (as author) ate her. >jump over the trees too. Tom: SINCE WHEN CAN ANYONE FROM SAILOR MOON JUMP OVER TREES?!?!?!?! Mike: Maybe they're seedlings. Crow: Maybe it's a bad Sailor Moon x-over written by an illiterate Canadian. > Only one remained. Mike: (as author) Because in the end there can be only one! > L turned and walked over to the group. He folds hsi wings up and sits >down. He looks at all the faces. Crow: We still don't know who the heck L is. > "What?? Never seen an elemental before?!" he asked. Everyone jumped and a >sweatdrop appeared on his head. "Oy...well..." Mike: (as L, Hebrew accent) Oy vey! You've never seen a Jewish Elemental? Vay iz mir, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz! > "AAAAAAA!!!!!" L turned quickly at the scream. "SERENA!!! " he yelled, >unfolding his wings and flying over the trees. ______________________________________________________________________________ > "AAAAA!" yelled serena. She had since detransformed, again. She had slide >over a cliff and was no gripping the edge. Mike: (as author, Irish accent) Aye, she was a no grippin' the edge, and was now a fallin'. > She was losing her grip quickly. Mike: (as author) And since she had no grip to start with, that meant she now had negative grip. >Luna held onto Serena's shoulder and Silphe held onto her leg. All three had >went over the side. "AAA!" Tom: (as Serena) Look out! AAA fire at 5 o'clock! >Her grip was lost and she started to fall. Tom: Well, usually, you fall nearly instantaneously with nothing to stop you, but go right ahead and disregard the laws of physics. >Suddenly teeth gently but firmly clamped down around her wrist. >He pulled back as best he could, but Crow: (as author) ...his teeth were just lightly pressing into her wrist, so the arm easily came free, and Serena fell to her death. >the rocky cliff was extremely slippery. 'Hang on >serena..please...' he thought. > He slid forward and Serena screamed. The crescent on her forehead started >glowing, and just like Reenie, energy shot into the sky from it. Mike: That can't be good for L, standing right over her... ______________________________________________________________________________ > "Look at that! Hurry! That could mean trouble!" yelled Goku running into >the forest. Bulma, Krillin, Gohan and Trunks raced after him with Vegeta >close behind. > They reached the cliff side just in time and pulled the three dangling >there back onto solid ground. They all gasped at the sigh of the moon on >Serena's forehead. Crow: (as author) The moon causes Vegeta and Gohan to turn into the huge ape creatures. They kill Serena and Luna, L and Selphe are sent to a research lab so that they could figure out what the heck they were. This nicely ended the story. Tom: If only it were true... > She had fainted. ______________________________________________________________________________ >what happens next? Who knows.. Mike: (as author) ...what the heck happened in part one, who are L and Selphe, what is there relation to the Sailor Moon series, and why did Pluto send them to another dimension? Crow: (as author) But mostly, what was I on when I decided to write this? >find out in P.t. 2! >~Atrea > Sailor Moon & Dragon Ball Z: part 2 > by Atrea Knuck14@aol.com ______________________________________________________________________________ > "It has to be the sun..what else could it have been but a glare from the >sun?" said Bulma. "There is no way that was actually a crescent moon we saw >on her forehead". She and the others had brought Serena back to Goku's home >and were talking about the moon they had seen on Serena's forehead. Tom: So a crescent moon on a forehead freaks them out, but aliens and tails are fine!? Did this person watch DBZ ONCE?!?! > "It was a crescent you saw miss" said L out of the blue. He had been >silent for the past hour as the others talked. He walked forward and sat down. "But how..? It had to have been a glare..there is no way.." started Bulma. Crow: (as Bulma) I mean, people tuning into giant apes, aliens, 3rd eyes, and wish-granting dragons are fine, but a CRESCENT MOON? That's not possible! > L raised his hand/paw and put it on his temple and concentrated. A few >seconds later everyone was blinded briefly by a bright yellow light. It >cleared and all..except Vegeta, gasped at what they saw. L had a glowing moon >symbol on his forehead, just like the one they saw on the girls. "See..?' > "It's amazing I must say..never seen anything like it before... Hey..where >are Gohan and Trunks?" asked Chi-Chi Mike: (as Chi-Chi) A crescent moon! WOW! This is vastly different from aliens, 3rd eyes and my child's tail, and much more unusual! Crow: Hey, you know what Chi-Chi means in Japanese? Mike: (sternly) No Crow. >"They are checking on the girl..she's still out of it" replied Goku. Just >then Gohan came out . > "She should be ok...just a nasty bump and she's pretty tired" he said. >*meanwhile* Crow: (as author) Back on Earth, things have gone to hell without Sailor Moon, and the nega-verse now controlled 60% of the land mass. Billions had died, and billions more would die without Sailor Moon to protect Earth, but Pluto had sent her to another world for some obscure reason. > Trunks replaced an old wet cloth with a new one on Serena's forehead. He >looked at her for a few seconds and thought 'she's like an angel..that golden >hair...and those eyes...'. A soft moan brought him out of his daydream. "Hmm?" > "What happened..?" asked a shy sounding voice. > "Ah good..your awake..you've been out almost 2 hours miss..?"Trunks >asked. Mike: It's only been 2 hours??? Did this story seem a lot longer than that to you guys too? Tom & Crow: Yea. > "Serena.." answered Serena. > "Well...you fainted and we brought you to my friend's dads home in the >Black forest" Crow: I wonder if the black knight is in there. >Trunks told Serena. > "Well...it's nice to meet someone who cares" said Serena. Trunks blinked. Mike: (as Trunks) What? I don't care! Crow: Is it just me, or is the author turning Serena into the Cable Guy? > "Does that have to do with why your here..?' he asked her. > "Yeah...It does...let me tell you...." Serena said sadly. Trunks nodded >and listened to her as she started to speak. Mike: (as Trunks, thinking) ...She's gonna go on forever. This is so typical. Her reminiscing and talking on and on about the things she couldn't do or didn't do. ...I hate it. Tom and Crow look at Mike Crow: Mike, have you been taking any experimental medications recently? Mike: (discouraged) No, it's from... oh never mind. > "Well...me and some friends were fighting and..it got out of control...my >former best friend said she wished I wasn't around.. Tom: No, she said that she should be the leader and you were a "clutz". >and.."she paused as a >soft sob escaped her throat, then continued. Mike: (as Serena) Then Pluto sent me here for no reason, and then tried to justify it by saying I wished it! >"Then I ended up here...I don't >want to go home either...but..I wanted to apologize to them.." she then >couldn't talk more because she started to cry . Crow: Mike, are we supposed to feel sad or something? Mike: I don't know, I'm still wondering what's the story with Selphe and L. > Trunks acted before he thought about it and wrapped her in his arms to >calm her down. Neither knew that everyone else had come to the door and was >listening. Serena cried for awhile. > 'She's so sad..must be something I..we can do to help her..' thought >Trunks. 'Something..' Crow: (as Trunks) My only hope is this homemade Prozac. *Slurrp*. Hmm, needs more ice cream. ______________________________________________________________________________ >End of part 2. >Next: aww..it's seems Trunks may do anything to help Serena.. Crow: (as author, slightly psychotic) ...even kill people! >but will happen >when they find out who she really is and that she refuses to go home? Crow: (as author) And will we ever find out what's the deal with L and Silphe? Tom: (as author) And why did the DBZ crew freak at the crescent moon? Mike: (as author) Find out all this and more on the next piece I hack out! >Find out later in SM & DBZ: A crossover >~Atrea (my homepage: http://www.angelfire.com/va/MoonKingdom) Mike & the bots exit the theater. 1...2...3...4...5...6 SOL bridge. Tom is there. Tom: Hey guys! Come here! Mike, followed by Crow, walk in after a few seconds. Mike: I was about to take a nap, this better be good. Tom: Oh it is! Drawing inspiration form the fanfic, I have come up with my own idea for a cross-over! Crow: Uh-oh... Tom: (continuing) In this story, Serena has been in Dragon Ball Z land for several uneventful years. Meanwhile, Team Rocket sends Ask and Pikachu to Dragon Ball Z world too. There, Ask learns about the Dragon Balls, and decides to collect them all! This way he can wish for all the pokemon! (voice starts to become feverish) However, Team Rocket find out about this, so they team up with the nega-verse and are sent to Dragon Ball Z along with several nega-verse monsters! (voice becoming more feverish) So Ash, Pikachu, Serena, and the Dragon Ball members have to fight against hordes of henchmen so that Ash, not team Rocket, can have all the pokemon to train!! Mike: (to Crow) You'd better go get "The Kit". Crow goes off the side of the screen. Tom: (talking throughout this, very feverish) But wait! It gets better! Vegeta turns evil again, so now they have to fight against him too! Near the end, there is an epic battle with Pikachu vs. Vegeta and Freeza, and Ash has to have Serena capture them both in his pokeballs to protect the dragon balls, witch have also been put into pokeballs! Crow comes back in, carrying a case. Mike takes the case and removes a large syringe Tom is continuing obliviously. Tom: At this point, L saves the day by blasting them with a spirit bomb! This alows- Mike: (interrupting) Get him! Mike tackles Tom and gives him the shot. Tom's head starts to spin around. Tom: (extremely feverish) This allows Ash to trap Vegeta in a pokeball! Ash then uses Vegeta to attack Freeza! Pikachu then merges with Vegeta to become Pikageta! Mike: (interrupting, to Crow) Quick! Give me another dose! Crow: Are you sure he can handle it?!?! Mike: He has to! Mike grabs another syringe, and injects Tom with it. Tom shrieks and passes out. Mike: Ok, Tom's been subdued. Lets check in on the crazy convention. Planet side. There are assorted stands, displaying various weapons, plagues, and experiments. Only Observer is seen. He is at a booth titled 'Black Hole Core Detonator', arguing with the scientist there. His brain is sitting near-by. Observer: (angry) No, no! That won't work! You assumed that the center has a trans-infinite density! Scientist: (angry) My calculations are perfect! How DARE you question my formula for zero-point implosion!!! Observer: For it to have a trans-infinite density, it would have to have been around since before the big bang!!! That is clearly impossible! Scientist: (very angry) You imbecile! If a neutron star is engulfed, coupled with the quark phase distorter, this shifts the event horizon, and gives it trans-infinite density, leading to implosion! Observer: (furious) ME AN IMBECILE?!?! I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE AN IMPLOSION WITH THIS!!!!!! Observer grabs a part of the machine, wrenches it off, and starts clubbing the scientist with it. Both of them fall behind the stand, fighting. This knocks the device over, smashing it more. Bobo walks in, followed by Pearl. Pearl has a small tazer and occasionally zaps Bobo with it. Pearl: I told you before we got here, you weren't to touch ANYTHING! (she zaps Bobo) Bobo: AGHH!! ...But it looked so tasty, and it was in bite sized round dishes, and it looked like Jell-O! Pearl: (angry) I don't CARE how tasty it looked, you ruined his strain of X-Steria Deleterientis plague, now I have to pay for it! ( she zaps him again; notices Mike) Mike, I'm having my hands full with these guys. Just get back in that theater NOW. Pearl goes over to the booth and zaps the scientist in the neck and Observer in the brain bowl. They both pass out and start twitching. SOL Tom is slowly coming to. The alarm goes off. Tom: (groggy) No, I just went to bed, it's not time to get up... 6...5...4...3...2...1 Mike & the bots enter the theater. Tom: (slightly groggy) What was in that, anyway? Mike: Sugar, Ritalin, Codeine, aspirin, a touch of dopamine, and some insulin. > Sailor Moon & Dragon Ball Z: A Crossover P.t. 3 > by Atrea (Knuck14@aol.com) ______________________________________________________________________________ > The Dragon ball gang were talking amongst themselves. Serena had fallen >asleep a few hours ago. Luna and Silphe watched from nearby, deciding wether >to let the DB gang know they could also talk or not. Mike: (as author) Just then, the cops busted in, and arrested several of the gang members on drug and weapon violations. > "We have to help her...she seems so sad..and..well..lonely" said Trunks. > "What can we do? We have no idea where she came from..or who she >is..except for her name..Serena..and if she even wants to go home" said >Krillin. Crow: (as Krillin) And she has that incredibly weird and bizarre moon on her head! > "I can answer that question" said L. Mike: (as Krillin) Which question, I asked 4, and what are you supposed to be? >He walked over to the couch and sat >just outside the circle of people..on the edge of the circle. "I can explain >everything to you..if you won't interrupt me" the whole gang nodded and L put >two fingers to his temple. The crescent appeared again..this time the DB gang >weren't as surprised. > This will take awhile so..i decided to do this.." L said. The lights all >went out and the room was thrown into complete darkness. Tom: He decided to cut the power to explain what happened to Serena??? L's not very smart, is he? >The crescent on his >forehead shot a light out and showed images on a wall nearby. The first few >were of the Moon kingdom and it was about the Silver Millenium. Mike: (as L) Oh, sorry, wrong telepathic projection. Let's see, which one do I want... > "One thousand years ago..in our time..meaning mine and Serena's...our >moon was home to a great civilization..all the planets were at peace..this >alliance became known as The Silver Millenium. But the peace would not last >for evil forces from earth..the one's not in the alliance..attacked the moon. Mike: Since when was Beryl from Earth??? Crow: Let's face it Mike, the author never watched either show. >We fought back as best we could..but..it was no use. Mike: (as L) They had guns. >Princess Serenity and >the prince of earth were both killed by the evil forces queen, Beryl. Queen >Serenity had no choice but to use the Silver Imperium Crystal to get rid of >the evil which we dubbed, Tom: (as L) poorly. >the Negaverse. She sent all the people, including >the princess and her court..to a happier future on earth. Tom: (as author) This was where the evil was from, so it was the obvious choice to send her friends and relatives. >But..the energy >used ended up killing the queen..and the kingdom was lost. Mike: Well, no down side. >Now..i'll show you a "movie" type image." said L. Crow: (as L) It's called "Mamo-chan's wedding night". > The next image was a moving image and had sound. (*note: the following >part is the image talking) Crow: (as author) It doesn't make any sense either. ______________________________________________________________________________ > "But your highness...if you use the crystal..you'll perish!" said a black >or dark purple cat. Tom: (sarcastically) Gee, I think Luna's purple, who ever heard of a black cat? >"Luna's right!" said the white one next to it. Crow: Weren't Artemis and Luna humans in the Silver Millennium? > "I know...But I have to save them...i'll send them to a better future. I >need all of you...including you alexander...to help the princess and her >court as their guardians. You must promise me this" said the Queen. > "Yes ma'am" said the cats. > "Yes, Serenity. I promise to guard the princess then..like I always did >now" said the tall light blond haired human next to the cats. > "Thank you Alex..Luna..Artemis...i will miss you all..COSMIC MOON >POWER!!" shouted the queen, rasing the moon wand into the air. The entire >area was glowing, and soon, hundreds of bubble like things floated up from >the ground. In each were various Lunarians, the princess entire court, the >prince, his guardians, and the princess herself. The bubbles flew to earth. Mike: (as author) And they promptly burnt up when they entered the atmosphere. Tom: (as Queen Serenity) D'OH! > "You did your highness!! You did it!" shouted the cats. Crow: (as cats) You killed them all! > Alex smiled and >watched the bubble go to earth..then he began to feel funny. Tom: (as Alex) Whoa! This is great weed man! > Soon enough, he >had become his favorite kind of moon elements, the ultimate kind. Crow: Oh, come on! Everyone knows that Ultima is not elemental! > "Whoa!! I..majesty?" asked Alex, know known as L. Mike: Ok, ok. L was Alex, but got turned into an elemental by Serenity and renamed L... What is L, and what does he have to do with Serena, and who is Silphe? > "Your highness!" shouted the cats again. All three got encased in capsule >like items Mike: (as Ash) Alright! I got an Alexor, and two Meowiths! Tom: (as Pikachu) PikaPika! >and were also sent to the same future as the princess and her >court. ______________________________________________________________________________ > "Wow...that's amazing.." said Krillin, in a state of shock. Tom: (as Krillin) How did you get a holograph projector implanted in your head!? > "Yes..and the reason Serena is here..is her friends yelled at her for not >doing her job..and screwing up in a scout fight. She does not wish to go >back..and she won't until she's undergone serious training and learning in >this world." explained L. Mike: You know what they say: "If your friends yell at you for being a klutz, just warp into a different world and train there until your stronger". > "Hey..what's with all the talking? I'm trying to sleep here..*yawn*" said >a sleepy Serena. She finally noticed L. "You told them huh?" Crow: (as Serena) You promised you'd never tell anyone about that night! > L nodded and signaled with a hand/paw for Luna and Silphe to come forward. > "Hey!! Isn't that the same cat we just saw in those images??" said Goku. > "That would be me..I'm Luna. Nice to meet you" said Luna. For some reason >no one was surprised, Tom: Oh yea, Talking cats are much more common than crescent moons on people's heads. >but they would be..once Silphe took his turn. >"What about the wolf? I didn't see it there" asked Krillin. > "You wouldn't. I'm from the future of Serena's world. But I was >there..just not as a wolf." he said, surprising the guys and scaring the >girls. Crow: Wow! That explains everything! Selphe is a non-wolf from the future who is now a wolf, and L is Alex from the Silver Millennium, who is now an Ultima Elemental! It all makes sense! Mike:(puzzled) That doesn't make any (Tom cuts him off) Tom: Just pretend it does, It's better this way. > "Whoa! Cool! A wolf who can talk!" said Goten. Mike: (as Gohan) WOW! That's much more bizarre that a 100 foot ape in armor talking and blasting the place! > "RR..i am not a wolf! Tom: (as Selphe) Or at least I wouldn't be if you'd let me die in 'Nam! >I am a Moon Element! Mike: (puzzled) The moon's not an element... Tom: Maybe he's made out of silicon or iron? >Like L is at the moment..I'm >the healer of our species. Watch!" Silphe said, frustrated. > A crescent appeared on his forehead and he vanished ina bright light. Tom: SO A GLOWING MOON ON YOUR HEAD MAKES YOU A HEALER OF YOU SPECIES!?!?!?!?! Sailor Moon it the healer of humans??!?!?! EEEEEEAAAHHH!! (Tom's head starts smoking) Mike: Whoa, calm down Tom! Just say "It's a bad fanfic, it doesn't have to make sense" 10 times. Tom starts mumbling it to himself. >Everyone had to shield their eyes to keep from being blinded. The light died >down and everyone started in surprise. >Instead of a wolf where Silphe was last seen, stood a elementalish >creature with glowing red eyes and creamy colored skin, with what seemed to >be a mane of fur, the same creamy color, on the back of it's neck. Mike: See? He turned into a ... .... thing. It makes sense... sort of... Crow: Cream colored? Ah-ha! He's one of the lithium series elements! Tom: They'd better not spill water on him. > "See? Hey!! What happened?!" he exclaimed for everyone, even Serena had >fainted. L and Luna both had sweatdrops on the back of their heads, and >Silphe soon got one. Tom: Jigglypuff and his marker strike again! > "Well...how do wake them up?" asked Luna. Crow: Well, giving them 50 cc's of adrenaline to the heart would wake them up. ______________________________________________________________________________ >end part 3. >I do not own any sailor moon or DBZ characters. L, Alexander, and Silphe are >(c) me me me!! As are all moon elements. Tom: Somehow, I doubt you got a copyright for every element in the moon. >Next: the three guardians have no luck in waking everyone up, so they resort >to.. Tom: (as author) ...using cattle prods and battery acid. >a prank. Mike: Oh, they're going to shave stuff into their hair! >To get their "human" pals awake. "Fun and Games" next time on SM Crow: Look Mike: SM games! Mike: Let's not go there. >& DBZ: A crossover. >~Atrea (http://www.angelfire.com/va/MoonKingdom) >(p.s: I have pics of all the moon elements Tom: (as author) All 94 naturally occurring moon elements! > and myself..along with pics of my >other mooncat charcters! The addy's are down below! Enjoy! >Silphe: http://www.yerf.com/meikthom/d-silphe.jpg >Silphe badge: http://www.angelfire.com/va2/Celius/images/SilpheBadge.jpg >Silphe and my sonic character: >http://www.angelfire.com/va2/Celius/images/CoDcover.jpg >Silphe and a Gargoyle female: >http://www.angelfire.com/va2/Celius/images/DanceSilpheIbie.jpg >Flame badge: http://www.angelfire.com/va2/Celius/images/FlameBadge.jpg >Flame and a sonic type character: Tom: She's got a lot of cartoon/video game porn! Mike: I'm sure she mean's that they are just in the same picture. I hope anyway... >http://www.angelfire.com/va2/Celius/images/DanceFlameandOra.jpg >Flame: http://www.yerf.com/meikthom/moonlmnt.jpg >Mud, L, and Atlantis: http://www.yerf.com/meikthom/moonlmns.jpg >Me (Atrea), C.MoonCat and Andromeda: http://www.yerf.com/meikthom/d-moonct.jpg >and finally the last one: >Bander and Scatter: http://www.yerf.com/meikthom/bandscat.jpg >bye now!! ~Atrea) > Sailor Moon & Dragon Ball Z Part 4 > by Atrea (Knuck14@aol.com) ______________________________________________________________________________ > "I don't know...humans can be so...well.. Hard All: AHHH!!! NO!!!!! >to wake up" said Silphe. Mike: (hyperventilating) oh.... that's..... better.... >He had turned back into a wolf. > "I got an idea!" said L running outside. > "What is that boy up to?" said Luna. > L returned holding to buckets of water..which he cooled off a lot using >his ice power. Mike: So, now Ultima elementals have the power of ice? >"This should work" said L. He tipped the buckets over and the >water splashed over everyone. Crow: (as L) Now, if you'd just hand me the live wires... > Everyone woke up shouting. > "Chi-chi! Turn that dang air thingy down!" Tom: So Goku is an idiot redneck??? > "We don't have on Goku!" > "Why am I soaking wet?!" > "Yuck..Krillin had an accident!" > "Shut up Vegeta!!!" > "This was a very expensive sewater!!" Mike: Sewater??? Tom: Maybe the buckets had expensive sea water in them. > "Live with it Bulma!" > "Stay out of this Yamcha!" > The animals watched from nearby, laughing. No one even seemed to notice >as they Tom: (as author) stripped the wires, and then started to place them in the water. >continued to argue. > "Waaa!!!" Crow: 30,000 volts will do that to you. > "Who is making that awful noise?!" > "That would be me..waaa!" > "Serena?!" > "Duh! You stupid or what Trunks?!" > "I am not stupid!" > "Yeah right.,." > "My sweater!" > "My hair!!!" > "Who cares about your stupid hair Vegeta?!" > "I do kakarot!" > "The names Goku!" > "ENOUGH!!! SHUT UP!!!" Mike: 'Bout time. >yelled L, extremely tired of the arguing, which >was no longer funny. Crow: Of course, it never was funny... >Luna jumped back in surprise as she'd never heard L yell >like that before. Everyone went quiet and looked at L. > "This is what we get for pouring water on them to wake 'em up" mumbled >Silphe, but a little too loudly. Everyone glared at him. All three run off >being chased by angry people. Mike: (as angry people) Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! ______________________________________________________________________________ >end of part 4! >~Atrea > A Whole New World Tom: (singing) A new fantastic point of view! From way up here... > by Atrea (Knuck14@aol.com) ______________________________________________________________________________ > L lifted his head up, which, along with the rest of his body was covered >in mud. "Ugh...remind me to never...pour water on them again..." he mumbled. Tom: (as author) L's head was barely about the quicksand, and he was having trouble breathing. > "Ditto,...ack!! My white fur!! It's all muddy!!!" said Silphe. Crow: Silphe is pretty vain for someone who is about to drown. > Luna just >glared at both of them. "What??" they both asked her. Mike: (as Luna) We're about to die, and your worried about your fur! >She shook her head as if to say nothing. ______________________________________________________________________________ > Meanwhile, Serena was outside talking to Trunks. Crow: (as Serena) Finally! I killed that stupid Silphe, L and Luna! > "But..It's too dangerous for you to stay here.." said Trunks. Tom: (as Trunks) We only have the strongest fighters in the universe here, on our side! It's too dangerous! > "It is not..and i'm staying one way or another!" Serena yelled at him. > "But...what about you friends? Mike: (as author) Haha! I don't have any friends! Wait... >Don't you think they'll miss you?" he said >as best he could, trying to be nice. "AS IF I CARE WHAT THOSE SELF_CENTERED JERKS THINK!!! I COULD CARE LESS!!!! NOW JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!" Mike: (as Serena) They're so selfish that I don't care if my actions cause them to die! Maybe next time they'll be nice to me! Now, I'm staying here because I feel it's in my best interests only! I don't care if it's imposing on you! >and with that Serena ran back into the >capsule house and up to the room she was staying, nearly running over Vegeta, >who had come outside to see what the yelling was about. The only thing he saw >after nearly being trampled, was a upset and disheveled looking Trunks. Tom: (puzzled) So, being smashed through a hill doesn't hurt him, and he can dodge and deflect beams of pure energy moving at near light speed, but a 100 pound girl running plows him over??? > "What happened?" Vegeta asked with a frown. Mike: (as Vegeta) It was way too fast for me to see! > "I made a mistake...that's all..." said Trunks. Crow: That's what your parents said too. > Vegeta folded his arms in >his usual manner and just looked at trunks, and remained silent. Nearby, Up >on a balcony, a young girl resolved to love her new home, no matter what. Crow: (as author) Her parents had just moved here. But this has nothing to do with the story >The End Tom & Crow: (surprised) Huh?!? Mike: Wait a minute! Who are L and Silphe, what it there relation to Sailor Moon, why the heck is Sailor Moon in DBZ land, is there a plot, why would Serena want to stay there, and has the author seen ANY episode of EITHER series?!?! What kind of ending is that?! Mike & the bots exit the theater. 1...2...3...4...5...6 SOL. Mike, Phil, and the bots arrive on the bridge. Mike: Man, what a lousy cross-over, even by cross-over standards. Crow: I know, even in your typical cross-over, there is a plot of sorts. Tom: You know what really bothered me? Crow: What? Tom: 1st, the fanfic was based on the concept that Pluto sends Sailor Moon there after a fight with Mars, but Mars and Sailor Moon got their problems worked out before they found Pluto, and Pluto wouldn't send her away either way. 2nd, the author wrote this fanfic without watching an entire episode of either series. Mike: Yea, that bugged me too. Crow: Usually, if you're going to write a fanfic, you should watch the show first. Phil: Yea. Also, what was with Silphe, L and the ending? The author has characters, but doesn't bother to explain them. Then the author just ends the fanfic! (starting to get mad) I mean what the heck is with that ending? Did the author suddenly run out of electricity and have to end it??? Mike: Calm down Phil. Would you rather have the author NOT end it yet, and attach an explanation of Silphe and L that we would have to read? Phil: (pouting) Well, no... Mike: 'k then. Pearl's light goes off. Mike hits it. Mike: Hello, Mike's bar and Grill. Pearl's Van. Pearl, Bobo, and Observer and in their standard seats. Pearl has several awards. Pearl: Funny Mike, but I'm in a rather good mood never the less. Pillsbury dough boy, tell them why. Observer: (annoyed) Pearl is happy because she won several awards. Pearl: Uh-hu, keep it going. Observer: She won the "Most Inept Helper" award, the "Most Cruel To Henchmen" award, and a 2nd place for "Obsessive & Continuous Torture of a Captive. That would be you Mike. Pearl: I should have won 1st place, but Dr. Nefarious III won it with his 'captive in a randomly electrified and cold shower box' experiment. Those judges were soooo bribed! Bobo: I also got something! (he turns to show his arm, which has dozens of needle puncture marks) They gave me several shots after I ate that non-Jell-O stuff, AND I got a cookie after! Pearl turns and hits Bobo right on the needle marks. He falls back whimpering. Pearl: (to Bobo) I'm TRYING to GLOAT here! (to camera) Eat you heart out Mike! I'm an award-winning mad scientist! Ha ha HA! SOL Crow: Well, WE'RE free for another week! Phil: That we are. Hey! Tom! Tom: Yea? The End.