>Part 6 >Back at ranger headquarters after planning the next days search,the rangers >were all sitting around doing various things, Dale was watching >cartoons,chip reading a sure luck Jones novel. Gadget in her workshop,Monty >and Zipper cooking dinner while Wolf was cleaning his M-16 to make sure it >didn't jam again. Joel: [Singing] Five of these things belong together. Five of these things are kinda the same, but one of these things does not belong here. >Wolf was thinking about his first day with the rangers while he >worked on his gun.He thought Chip made an excellent leader and could make >good decisions quickly,he was also very impressed with his performance under >fire today. Crow: Even though technically it was Wolf who did all the fighting. >He didn't hit >anything but wolf knew that it took a lot of courage just to shoot back for >someone who didn't do it often.Dale was very unpredictable and was a wild >card,which could be a danger and a advantage and he made a mental note to >think about this. Crow: Um he's both a danger and an advantage, umm Joel isn't that a contradiction? Joel: Technically yes but I think this story is so full of contradicitions that it really doesn't matter. >There was no >doubt in wolf's mind that Zipper was a very valuable asset and teammember. Crow: [Wolf] If we didn't have Zipper, who would carry my bags around or serve as a human shield if nessary? >Being a >fly,he had the advantages of small size,flight,stealth,and speed.He also >seemed to be quite eager to use his abilities,perhaps the team didn't >utilize him to his full potential? Monty didn't seem to like him very much >but appeared to be grateful for his saving him. Tom: The audience on the other hand still doesn't like him. >Gadget was great pilot and Wolf knew that she would easily defeat him if >they were both In conventional aircraft.She was also a genius when it came >to inventing.From what he had seen,she could improvise to any extent,she >made excellent aircraft from common materials and her improvisational skills >rivaled his by five fold.Also when he looked or thought about her a strange >feeling came over him.Because he had been fighting all his life he couldn't >tell what it was.Wolf then got up and went over and sat across from chip on >a stool made from matchsticks and a bottlecap. Joel and Tom: Eww... Tom: Please Darren, don't tun into the next Oscar, please... Crow: Relax guys, Wolf's affections will obviously be ignored by Gadget, the same way she's ignored Chip and Dale's advances. Which is because she's a les- [Joel puts his hand over Crow's mouth.] >Wolf: Chip,I must say I am very impressed by your performance today. Tom: [Chip] Brown noser! >Chip: why,all I did was shoot blindly at those guys,I missed by a mile. Crow: [Chip] Yeah next time would you mind standing still long enough for me to draw a bead on you. >Wolf: thats not the point,you had the guts to even take the weapon and pull >the trigger knowing you might hurt someone or be hurt yourself. >Chip thought about this for a second Joel: [Chip] But then I thought, hey you're the only Ranger who was in immediate danger so hey, it was no big deal... >Chip: I don't know if I want to do it again Crow: [Chip] Next time I'm hiring a professional. >Wolf: I respect that,all I'm saying is that you've got potential and if you >want I will train you to utilize it to protect yourself and the team.I am >not going to lie to by saying that I'm the perfect warrior,while I am among >the best there have been,I do make mistakes and I can't always watch my back >you know what I'm saying? Tom: Wolf's biggest mistake of all time was writing himself into a TV show that he has no business being in. >Chip: yeah I guess so. Joel: Would you mind explaining to us what it meant, because I haven't understood any of Wolf's speeches throughout the entire story... Tom: At least he doesn't go on political rants like Davie "Crocket" Kintobor/Gonterman. >Wolf: I just wanted you to know I'm impressed. Tom: [Dale] Whish we could say the same about you! >Wolf got up and went back to cleaning his gun.When he was done he set the >rifle on the table and sat there thinking.An hour later at around 9:00, >Gadget came out of her Crow: Closet! Joel: Crow... >workshop. Crow: Oh... >Gadget(yawning):well guys,I guess it's time to get some rest.,where will you >sleep before we get your room made wolf? Tom: [Wolf] Well I guess we'll just have to share beds. Crow: [Gadget] Oh I'm afraid that won't do, I'm already sharing it with that Brisby character... Tom: Jonathan? Crow: No Mrs. Joel: You guys! If David Gonterman reads this he's going to kill us in his next fic for sure! >Wolf: oh the couch is fine for me thank you. All Three: Whew... >Gadget: would you like any blankets or pillows? >Wolf: no, thanks anyway >Gadget: Good night. >Wolf nods in response. >All the rangers retired to their own bedrooms while Wolf lied down on the >couch,cocked his rifle and loaded his .45s.He didn't want to take any >chances. Crow: [Wolf] He, he, he now will keep the boogeyman away for sure... >The next morning,Chip got everyone but Wolf up and Monty made breakfast.Wolf >was still sleeping and they decided to let him sleep until breakfast was >ready.About five minutes later it was ready. Joel: Which makes the act of letting Wolf sleep in rather pointless. >Chip: Dale, would you wake up Wolf while I set the table? >Dale: sure >Dale went over to the couch and started to shake Wolf to wake him up.A thump >was heard and all the rangers looked to see Dale flying through the air >backwards,given a powerful uppercut the instant his hand had touched >Wolf,who sprang up and landed on one knee with a .45 trained right on Dale's >forehead.Dale who found himself looking down the business end of a loaded >gun held stone still.An instant later,wolf realized who it was and quickly >holstered his pistol and helped Dale up. Crow: [Wolf] Damn, I thought you were a member of the FBI, there're coming to get me yah know. >Wolf: whoa,are you ok Dale?? Tom: [Dale] What do you think! You punch me in the face and then you stick a gun in my face like a madman and scared the living heck out of me, and you ask if I'm ok?!!! >Dale: except for my jaw,I'm fine >Wolf: I'm really sorry.I guess I forgot to mention combat reflexes. Tom: [Wolf] They're really a pain in the butt, I once killed my entire team by accident once, oops, I wasn't supposed to tell you guys about that... >The rest of the rangers were now helping Dale to the table followed by a >cold faced Wolf. >Wolf: we mercs usually wake each other up with a pole. >Monty: seems like a good idea Tom: Until you realize that guns are long-range weapons and a pole really isn't going to help much when a Glock is aimed at you. >Wolf: are you ok man,really? All three: NO! >Dale: yeah I'm fine,don't worry about it. >Gadget: hey Monty,whats for breakfast? >Monty: scrambled eggs and cheeseee. Joel: Well that's the least enthusiastic cheese attack I've ever seen. >Chip: but we just had that three days ago! >Monty: well wolf here hasn't had it yet. Tom: [Monty] Well, actually I made a special dish for him, mates. It's scrambled eggs with Che-EESE! and arsenic. >All the rangers ate while talking about various subjects.When they were done >they got on the ranger plane to begin searching for the missing weapons. Joel: I see that the plot is resuming again. >That afternoon at about 4:00: The search was a complete failure.They could >find no clues as to the location of any of the guns.They all went inside >exhausted from all the searching.Even wolf was stressed a little.They had >not eaten all day and were looking forward to dinner. Tom: And just as soon as the plot stops, it ends so we can have more of these "quaint" conversational bits. >Dale: Boy I sure am hungry,whats for dinner? >Chip: I don't know,who's turn is it to cook? >Monty(looking at a list on the wall): it's Gadget's turn to cook. >All the group except Wolf and Gadgets faces fell slightly.Gadget went into >the kitchen. Crow: Umm... why is everybody acting like Gadget cooking is a bad thing? Joel: Because everything she cooks tastes like machine oil Crow: And that's a bad thing? I drink that stuff by the quart... Joel: Well its kind of an acquired taste for carbon based life forms. >Gadget: I'll try to whip up something fast since we're all hungry. >About ten minutes later everyone was seated at the table, except Gadget, who >walked out of the kitchen with a large bowl of some kind of soup.She set it >in the middle of the table and everyone spooned some into their bottlecap >dishes.Wolf takes his first spoonful. >Wolf: hmmm....interesting taste,unusual but very good.(he proceeds to take >another bite.) Tom: [Gadget] Brown noser. >All the rangers but Gadget look at him kind of funny because to them it >tastes like machine oil.Gadget smiles widely,finally finding someone who >likes her cooking. Joel: Well if I had to live off of military rations I wouldn't mind Gadgets cooking either. Crow: Hey, her cooking beats C-ko's any day in my book... >Gadget: whats it taste like? >Wolf: I can't really put my finger on it,something familiar but unusual at >the same time,quite good actually. Tom: Say what you will guys, but at least the Darren is nice enough to put some comic relief in-between the egotistical self worship and the senseless violence. >The rest of the rangers can only manage a few bites while Wolf asks for >seconds.When he is done he finishes his drink. >Wolf: That was mighty good cooking Gadget. >Gadget: Thank You. >Wolf: If you wouldn't mind, I would like to see more of the Ranger Plane >then I got to see today,if it's not too much trouble. >Gadget: Of course, its no trouble, come on follow me. >Chip, sees that he may be able to get rid of Wolf for a few minutes to spend >some time alone with Gadget, tags along. Crow: Well, say what you will but the Rangers are acting in character, if you excuse the fact that they've allowed a cold blooded killer in there group... Tom: Yeah, but that still destroys the very point of the Rescue Rangers. >Chip: You wouldn't mind if I came along would you? >Wolf: Sure come on. >Gadget takes them onto the runway and begins to show Wolf all the many >gizmos on the plane.Wolf is thoroughly impressed. >Wolf: Amazing Crow: [Wolf] Wow and I thought my flight on Value Jet was risky... >Gadget: would you like to fly it? >Wolf: I would love to if you don't mind. >They all get in and with Gadget flying,takeoff and go to a altitude of about >6000 feet. >Gadget: ok,she's all yours. >Wolf: is everyone buckled in? >Chip: I am now. >With that wolf pulled the Ranger Plane into a steep inverted dive then >pulled out of it and went into a series of corkscrews before leveling off.He >looks back at chip who is holding his belly getting a little airsick,he and >Gadget,both being pilots were used to these kinds of things.Both Wolf and >Gadget see him holding his stomach and wolf grins at Gadget before doing >three consecutive loops and going into a near vertical dive and pulling out >in a near vertical climb back up to 3000 feet.Wolf glances back at Chip >who's face is now green. Joel: Hey if you were in a story this bad for this long, you'd be ill too. >Wolf(jokingly to Gadget):Rookies >Gadget giggles as she shakes her head. Tom: The reason she was laughing was because she was really Gadget's evil twin Lauwhinnie who then immediately grabbed the controls of the plane and crashed it, and thus leading to their doom, the end! Joel: That was dark Tom. >Wolf: Sorry I usually don't kid around,I think this team is doing something >to me. Crow: [Chip] Well I don't know about you, but your annoying the hell out of this team. >Wolf: Now she's back to you Gadget. Tom: The plane has a gender? >Gadget takes control and demonstrates some of the abilities of the plane in >midair. Crow: Wow, these action sequences are so graphic. >Wolf: Simply astonishing and you made it all by hand? >Gadget: yep >Wolf: amazing >Wolf: now would you invert us for a minute please? Crow: Well I'm not really into threesomes, well... when there's men involved but... [Joel grabs Crow's moth] mmmph! >Gadget looks a little confused but inverts the plane. Crow: [still having his mouth covered by Joel] Mmmph! Tom: Really Joel I think you should let Crow go, that line was asking for it... Joel: Oh all right... [[Joel lets go of Crows mouth.]] >Wolf: Thank you for the demonstration and now it is time for me to get the >rush I try to get as often as I can. Crow: Augh! He's going to masturbate AGAIN! AUGH!!! >Gadget gives him a confused look. >Wolf: I take my leave of you. ALL Three: AUGH!!!!! >Wolf: (waves to Gadget): Ta Ta. >With that he hits the release button on his harness and drops out of the >plane going into a freefall right over the area near Ranger HQ. Tom: Yahoo! The badness of his own fan fic made him commit suicide! Yes! >Going >into a dive he does his favorite airal maneuvers and continues to >fall.Gadget and Chip now right side up dive after him in the plane but >cannot catch up to such a fast falling object.Wolf reaches inside his coat >and at only ten feet rips his hand out of his coat with a handle in it.A >chute deploys only inches from the ground. He lands softly and very pumped >up.Chip and Gadget run up to him. Tom: Boo! Joel: Count your blessings Tom, it looked this was going to turn lemon on us for a minute there. Tom: Sign... I guess your right. >Wolf: Damn! What a rush Joel: He's talking like one of the Road Warriors Crow: [Begins humming "Iron Man" by Black Sabath.] >Chip: ARE YOU NUTS!!! Tom: [Wolf] Well I think we already established that several chapters ago; but in case your forgot, yes I am nuts! >Wolf: no I like to think of myself as an adrenaline addict.Besides,I may be >a fighter but I do like to have some fun and blow of steam you know. >Gadget: you didn't have to wait so long to pull your chute. >Wolf shrugs while he repacks his parachute that he always wore. >Suddenly several cracks are heard and the dirt around them starts kicking >up. >Wolf: GET DOWN! >He jumps on top of Chip and Gadget throwing them both hard into the >ground.Drawing his .45 he looks around for the shooters. Tom: How convenient the good guys just walk right into the bad guys, completely by accident... Crow: Ah... Standard Plot Contrivance number 41. Joel: What's Standard Plot Contrivance number 42? Tom: Having a regular character from the show fall in love with the author. Joel: Oh. >Wolf: get inside NOW! Tom: [Gadget] Yeah, you go fight them all by yourself, we know we aren't needed for your action sequences so we'll be leaving right now. >Chip and Gadget scamper up the tree and into HQ while Wolf stays down >providing cover fire.Then he hears the familiar whoosh of an RPG (rocket >propelled grenade). Crow: Hey it looks like Duke Nuke'em showed up! Tom: Maybe Duke will kill Wolf-a-rine. All three: Yeah! >Wolf: oh crap. Crow: [Wolf] Duke Nuke'em is after me Joel: I'll destroy you Captain Planet! Crow: Your thinking of the wrong Duke Nuke'em Joel. >He jumps out of the way just in time,the RPG barely missing him but he >caught several peices of shrapnel to the right leg.Then he spots a muzzle >flash and lets lose a volley of rounds right at the flash and he sees >something hit the ground.He smiled slightly,well at least I won't go >alone.He holstered his pistol and popped his claws,using them to climb up >the back of the tree and around into HQ.He jumped in and slammed the door >behind him.All the Rangers were hiding behind the walls to avoid the bullets >now shredding the door. Tom: I'd like to point out that RR HQ's walls are made of a rather thin kind wood of that aren't really going to be much help when it comes to blocking bullets. >Wolf: give me my rifle! >Monty ran over to the table and grabbed it and jumped beside Wolf who was on >the stairs in front of the door.Wolf looked up and saw several rats dressed >in black running toward them,all carrying rifles. Crow: Could the bad guys in this story be any less defined? >Wolf: oh no you don't Tom: You know, as far as action hero's go, I really think Wolf lacks in the "cool dry wit" department. >He got up on his knees and let loose a torrent of auto fire while yelling >the most bloodcurdling war cry Monty had ever heard.When the gun was out of >ammo,all the rats laid on the runway.Wolf quickly reloaded and went out to >the bodies.Seeing they were all dead he spat on the corpses.Then he fell >unconscious from the loss of blood. Joel: Hooray! Crow: Yahoo! Tom: Lycos! >He awoke many hours later in a white room and very bright lights.When he >awoke he instantly grabbed for his gun and sat bolt upright,but his gun was >not there.Looking around he realized this place was a hospital and that his >new team was standing around him.Now fully awake,he felt the affects of >major loss of blood and numerous injuries. Magic Voice: [Narrator from The Muppet Show] And now Veterinarian Hospital... Tom: [Miss Piggy] Well Doctor Bob, what's the status of our patient? Joel: [Rowlf] Well it appears that his body is ok, but it appears that his brain is missing. Crow: [Janice] Like grody to the max man. Tom: [Miss Piggy] But the patient is a self insertion fan fiction author Doctor Bob. Joel: [Rowlf] I know that, so I don't think anyone would notice. All three: Ha, ha, ha, ha... >Wolf:(moans): I feel like I've been run over by a tank.Where's my .45? Crow: [Janice] Like would that be Mad Dog .45, Colt .45, B-old English .45, or Blind Hillbilly .45? >Chip: we've got it, here you go.(he hands him the gun) >A tall gray mouse in a lab coat walks into the room carrying a clipboard and >looking over the papers on it. >Mouse: Good morning Mr.Wolf,I am doctor Smith.Welcome to the Metro Animal >Hospital. Tom: [Miss Piggy] Doctor Bob do you know this Dr. Smith character? Joel: [Rowlf] No but I know his partner Dr. Wesson! Crow: [Janice] Like and all this time I thought Dr. Smith was lost in space man. All three: Ha, ha, ha! >Wolf: Forgive me if I would have choosen not to accept the invitation,but I >did't have much choice. Crow: [Janice] So why is he wanting to leave early Doctor Bob! Joel: [Rowlf] Because I called in the leading official on the medical treatment of self-insertion fan fiction writers to treat him. Tom: [Miss Piggy] Who is that Dr. Bob? Joel: [Rowlf] Dr. Jack Kevorkian of course. [[Author's note I probably misspelled Kevorkian, but hey its a hard name to spell.]] All three: Ha, ha, ha! >Smith:(chuckles):Yes,believe me I would have declined too.You are very lucky >to have survived,after losing over ten percent of your blood.But your >recovery time is remarkable,you'll be able to leave in a few hours. >Wolf: How long was I out? >Monty: a day and a half mate. Joel: [Rowlf] We thought we lost you, but then you came back, I guess we shouldn't have got our hopes up. >Wolf: oh great,have the thugs bothered you yet? >Gadget: no but we heard from some friends at the peir that some really >weird stuff has been going at a werehouse near the docks. Tom: [Miss Piggy] Isn't a werehouse a man who turns into a house in the light of every full moon? Crow: [Janice] Doctor Bob isn't this another plot device? Joel: [Rowlf] Well, Nurse Janice, that's standard plot device number 63. The conveniently abandoned warehouse that still has electricity in it so the bad guys can set up their headquarters. Tom: [Miss Piggy] What moi want to know is what is standard plot device number 62? Joel: [Rowlf] Standard plot device number 62 states that "All bad guys miss every shot they take and the good guys hit every shot they fire." >Chip: we didn't want to face that kind of trouble without you so we waited. Tom: [Miss Piggy] Doctor Bob it appears the author is implying that the Rangers are completely helpless without him. Does this mean he is suffering from delusions of grandeur, and that we should send him for a psychological exam? Joel: [Rowlf] Well we sent him to have his head examined, and the psychologist marked the test saying "non-applicable." All Three: Ha, ha, ha! >Wolf: ok doc. whats on my list of reminders? >Smith lifts up a sheet of paper and starts reading off a list. >Smith: "large blood loss,major tissue damage to right leg,and lots of cuts >and bruises". Crow: [Janice] Like, if all of that doesn't kill Wolf what will? Tom: [Miss Piggy] Simple, the heart attack he gets after reading his bill. All three: Ha, ha, ha! >Wolf: well I'm outta here. >As he got up he felt a very sharp pain shoot up his leg.He let out a >suppresed groan. >Smith: easy there, you're not done yet. Joel: [Rowlf] We still have to flip you over and bake you at 450 degrees for another half hour. >Gadget: It would be a good idea for you to stay till you're better. >Wolf: I'll give it three hours then I'm leaving. >Smith: ok son,you just rest untill then. Magic Voice: [Narrator from the Muppet Show] Tune in next week when Nurse Janice will say... Crow: [Janice] Like I think this is the same author who wrote "Starship Troopers". >Chip: we'll go back to headquarters and get ready. Magic Voice: [Narrator from the Muppet Show] And Nurse Miss Piggy will say... Tom: [Miss Piggy] Moi personally wonders what it would be like if Darren were a fan of Muppet Babies could you imagine a baby Wolf trying to solve all of the Nursery's problems with an Uzi? >Wolf: ok, but be careful, and don't anything stupid,keep a close lookout.I >can't wait to get some payback. >All the rangers say goodbye and head back home.Wolf goes to sleep with his >pistol in his hand. Magic Voice: [Narrator from Muppet Show] And Doctor Bob will say... Joel: [Rowlf] This patient requires shock therapy, Nurse Miss Piggy you restrain the patient, and Nurse Janice you download some of Oscar's fics; if that doesn't shock him, I don't know what will. >part 7 Crow: Well that was fun... Joel: Yeah we'll have to do "Pigs in Space" sometime. >Later that day,wolf came home with only a slight limp and was ready to end >the threat of these terrorists.He came out to the waiting rangers with the >same gear but with a large sack filled with many objects. Tom: [Wolf] So fighting them doesn't work, and shooting them doesn't work, well this time I'll just bash them on the head with a sack of doorknobs. >Wolf: are you guys sure you want to come in? I can handle this alone. >Monty: what!? and let you hog all the fun? I think not. Crow: [Monty] Yeah, we've been doing nothing during your action sequences, come on mate, please let me bust a bloody cap in somebody's arse. >Wolf grins has he hops into the plane. >Wolf instructed Gadget to set the plane down about 1/4 of a block away from >the werehouse.He led them single file down to the hideout.He had his M-16 >ready and was being very carefull because he didn't want anything to happen >to his new teammates. >When he picked up the scent of a sentry,he told the group to fall back while >he took care of it. Crow: [Wolverine] Its bad enough that you took away my cool secret origin, my claws, AND my healing factor, couldn't I have at least kept my enhanced sense of smell! That's it! I'll be carving your tombstone 'bub! >He walked off into the shadows and a few seconds later they >heard a muffled cry and gurgling and gasping sounds.He then walked back and >led on. As they went Inside the werehouse they passed many rodent sized >rooms and storage places in the walls.Every couple of rooms he would throw a >box like object in to the room.When they found the boxes of weapons he put >several objects in each one going through the entire werehouse. Tom: Which as we all know had to be emptied before the sun came up, because like all werehouses it turned back into a normal man at the end of a full moon. Joel: Look, he's putting the free prizes inside of "Sugar Frosted Honey Bullets" breakfast cereal. >Wolf: This is too easy,I don't like it. >Suddenly several shots rang out and everyone dove for cover.Wolf held his >fire,not wanting to give their position away in the dark storage building.He >quickly and quietly led them back to the ranger plane without further >encounters. Joel: Some action packed finale this is turning out to be. >Monty: you're going to just leave all those weapons >there!!?? >Wolf nodded Crow: [Wolf] The NRA said that we should take away all the restrictions on handgun ownership and they should end up in the hands of convicted killers and children anyway, so why bother... Tom: That came awfully close to reverse-Gonterman-ism Crow. Crow: Oh bite me, its fun... >Chip: you mean we risked our lives just to leave them there. >Wolf: mm-hmm,scouting mission Joel: [Homer Simpson] Mmm... Scouting mission... huh? >All the rangers look royaly pissed at him as they board the plane and took >off.As they flew away from the hideout wolf reached into his coat pocket.He >took out a small, rather thin little box with two switches under safety >covers on the face and a red button on the top.He casually pulled a whip >antenna out of the top. >Dale: Whats that? Crow: A Garage door opener? Tom: A TV remote? Joel: The new "Gameboy micro" system? You know the one for those who are that are too small to appreciate Gameboy pocket? >He asked as wolf fliped the switches under the covers. >Wolf: it's a radio frequency,encoded burst signal >transmitter. Joel: oh... >Dale: great! uh,whats it do? Crow: It picks up the G. Gordon Liddey show so I know how to fight back when the FBI comes looking for me! >Gadgets ear's perked up as she realized what the device was but couldn't >speek up in time. >Wolf: This >With that he pushed the red button and instantly a huge explosion and >fireball shot up behind them where the werehouse used to be.Wolf turned to >Monty Tom: But unfortunately the werehouse regenerated unharmed, because as we all know that you have to use silver to kill a werehouse. >Wolf: Arn't you glad we left those behind? >Monty: Tooraloo ! what a bang! All three: [Singing] Tooraloo, ah Tooraloo, Royal... Oh come on Eileen... >Chip: but how..? >Gadget: Radio Detonated Explosives Joel: [Gadget] They're great at parties! He, he! >Wolf: very good >Chip: Do you always use those kinds of weapons,completely leathal? Crow: [Wolf] Of course I always use completely lethal, I'm kind of nutty that way. >Wolf: no,only when I deem it nessacary,normally I use my sword or regular >rodent weapons,mine draw too much suspicion if used carelessly.I thought >this situation with them having basicly the same killing power it was >nessacary. Tom: Technically aren't swords a lethal weapon? Joel: Maybe Darren doesn't being impaled as being lethal? Crow: [Wolf] Well ok, I only kill anyone who threatens to put up a fair fight against me but still it is kind of nutty. >Chip: oh ok. Tom: [Chip, crying] Ok anything you say Darren, I say Wolf, you can kill and lead the team and everything, just don't hurt me. >As they flew back to HQ wolf began thinking,maybe fighting crime would be >pretty exciting. Crow: [Wolf] And for all this time I thought that crime fighting was going to be really, really boring. >THE END Tom: Well I for one never want to sit through something like that again. Crow: Yeah your saying it, he completely missed the point of the show. And all this time I thought that "The Rangers of Nihm" and "Sailor Mouse" were bad. Joel: Let's blow this Popsicle stand, guys. 6...5...4...3...2..1