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[SOL. Tom is reading a magazine, and Joel enters.]

JOEL: Tom, have you seen Crow recently? I want to make sure this
  	experiment didn't cause him any harm.
TOM: Thanks for your concern, Joel, but badness just washes off my skin.
  	There ain't no evil alive that I can give into. Yeha, I appreciate you
  	thinking of me, but I'm strong, I'll live. Why I-
JOEL: Tom. Tom! Where's Crow?
TOM: Huh? Oh. He's in his secret base.
JOEL: Well, okay...huh? What secret base?
TOM: The one underneath the SOL. It's been there for ages.
JOEL: There is no underneath the SOL. We're in deep space.
TOM: You try telling Crow that.
JOEL: I think you'd better take me to him.

[Crow's secret base. The walls are lined with gleaming weapons of every
kind. There is a long tunnel, with a spaceship at the end of it in the
distance. Crow is holding an AK-47 protectively. Joel and Tom enter from
the side.]

JOEL: So, this is your secret base?
CROW: Well, it's not very secret now, but I guess you can come in.
JOEL: What do you do here?
CROW: I keep an eye on things, Joel. Make sure nobody is trying to mess
  	with the laws of god and stuff. Yeah, it's kinda tricky with you guys
  	about, but you haven't noticed me so far.
JOEL: I see you've even got a space ship here.
CROW: Yep. I'd give you a flight, but you'd have to move the SOL out of
  	the way so I can launch it.
JOEL: And you're not just doing this as a way of coping with that story
  	today.
CROW: <clutches rifle tigher> Nope. It had no affect on me what-so-ever.
TOM: You big baby.
CROW: You take that back!

[Crow and Tom start pushing into each other, but Joel seperates them. He
gives Crow a hug.]

JOEL: There, there, Crow, the story's gone now. It wont hurt you again.
  	Go on, give Tom a hug.

[Crow eventually does so. Joel removes the rifle and looks at it. On the
other side is printed in large letters: FAKE GUNS(tm).]

JOEL: Come on, time to report back to Doctor Forrestor.

[Cambot pulls bak, and we see that Crow's secret base was really just a
large box with realistic paintings on the wall. Cambot follows Joel up
to the desk and the 'bots appear beside him.]

JOEL: Well, what do you think, sirs?

[He pushes the button.]

[Deep 13 - Frank is randomally shaking and nodding his head.]

DR F: You ate the sandwich, didn't you Frank? You actually ate the
  	sandwich. You're not supposed to eat the sandwich, are you Frank? That
  	was the experiment. You're not supposed to eat the experiment, are you
  	Frank?

[He catches sight of Joel and co. and straightens up.]

DR F: Anyway, Joel, I see that that stinkburger didn't completely
  	destroy you. Well, you wait. I'll get you yet. In the meantime, I
  	think I put Frank back to together wrong, so I'd better kill him again
  	and start over. Say goodnight, Gracie.
FRANK: I like Ariel.

[Dr F pulls out a large mallet, and whacks Frank. Frank falls onto the
button.]


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                             <fwooooooosh>

>As they flew back to HQ wolf began thinking,maybe fighting crime would be
>pretty exciting.