(Mike and the `bots shuffle into their seats, sighing as another fic begins...) >SUPERFRIENDS Tom: Wink, wink...nudge, nudge, eh? >In "A Suprizing Puzzle" >A "SUPERFRIENDS" Fanfiction by Dr. Thinker > > >Note 1: SUPERFRIENDS are copyright by Hana-Banana and DC Comics. ALL: (singing) Hanna-hanna-bo-banana-banana-nana-fo-fana... >Note 2: This is a fake summary. A fake summary is similar to my "Sailor Moon OAV" & "Team >Pokemon Vs Team Rocket". In other words, a fake summary is a summary of a eposide that didn't >happen. Similar to fan-fiction. >Note 3: If you like it e-mail me at winkstwo@sssnet.com Mike: If not, feel free to hurl at any given moment. (Crow begins to make gagging noises) Mike: Hey, we haven’t even made it through the disclaimer yet! Crow: Sorry...got a bit ahead of myself. >Note 4: For this story to work, it's 1963 (The Sliver Age) and The Legion of Doom has disbanned. #################################################### Tom: Is that like being un-banned? > >Batman and Robin arrives at the Hall of Justice. Batman and Robin are planning on looking at >missed trouble alert via the computer. Most of the trouble alert are clean, expectct for one Mike: ...that the dumb Wonder Dog took a flop on. >that happen to be alienish rocket ship that same to clashed. Crow: (flighty voice) Oh, who does your decor? That rocket looks awful against those curtains! >Batman and Robin zoomed in and see a female shadow of Superman. Superman looks at them. He thinks of either revealing "it" or keeping "it" a sercet. Crow: Hey, they don’t call him "Superman" for nothing...! Mike: Crow... >Then he sees "it" Tom: Forcing Supes to loosen his tights just a wee bit. Crow: PLEASE don’t say "wee bit"... >and we see Superman's nervous face turn into a smile. The next day, Batman and Robin arrives early. Mike: The Flash is always grumpy until he gets his coffee. Tom: Super-caffinated, too. >One again, they talk with a early arrive, Wonder Woman. The Trouble Alert is still mess up, but >when they zoom in a rocketship. Tom: ...zoom in a rocketship...why? What just happened? Crow: Something about Wonder Woman messing up an alert, I think. >Superman and a strange humant Mike: Like Ant-Man? Tom: Better not be. Ant-Man is Marvel, not DC. Crow: Yeah, where have you been? >are having a fight which distracts from Batman & Robin from finding out more. Tom: Thus wrecking the superhero learning curve. >They defeat it, and find out it's a robot. The fight is short, but why didn't Superman noted >that the human was a robot. Wonder Woman claims he's under a "red kryptonite" that removed his >X-ray and heat powers. > >Later, durning four huaman crimail Mike: Darning...pumaman...hotmail...what? >rob a Metroplis lab's comptuer system Superman, with Batman, and Flash are on see. The battle >is quick and the robs are defeat. Crow: Attack of the Robs! Starring Rob Schneider, Bob Hope... Tom: ...Robert Downey, Jr., Bob Newhart, and former Senator Bob Packwood! >and Superman claims that they are being effect by something, but he's too busy to do any about it. Keeping Metroplis and the planet safe from evil doing is one of his ONE of the BIGGEST job. Tom: The new adventures of "Stop-your-damn-whining-and-I’ll-get-around-to-it-when-I-have-the-time"Man! > >At the Hall of Justice, they use the JUSTIC SCANNER Mike: Justic...don’t they mine for that in Zimbabwe? >to SCANNER of any that might being controlling their mind. They decide to talk to Jor-El II. >Jor-El II is the JUSTICE LEAGUE comptuer. Jor-El claims that only two voices can decode that. Crow: How come all this is "JUSTICE" equipment when these guys are the "Superfriends"? >SUPERMAN and "IT". Tom: Super-It? Mike: (high-pitched, incoherent babbling) > >"Who's it?" Tom: (as Superman) You’re it! Mike: (as Batman) No, you’re it! Tom: (as Superman) No tag-backs! > >The next day, a surpizing girl Crow: I’d like one girl, surpizied with a Coke... Tom: Who wouldn’t? >claiming to be the cousin of Clark Kent, Linda Lee arrives and download all of the origin of the Superfriends, but has some trouble, decodes the other, revealing a Kryptonite rocket ship, and >the landing of the SUPERGIRL, Superman's cousin. Mike: Apparently, the Superfriends have no real use for periods. Crow: But what about Wonder Wo-- (Mike snaps Crow’s mouth shut) Don’t...say it... > >Finally, Batman figures out that Linda Lee is the same girl or "It". Superman appears and tells >that Batman got "It". "It" happens to be SUPERGIRL. Tom: So...Superman is actually his own cousin, Supergirl? Crow: Stranger things have happened, I suppose. Mike: Name one. >Linda Lee removes her costume to show of her Crow and Tom: YES!! >Supergirl costume. Crow: Damn... > >Then a transport happen. The Wonder Twins and their monkey, Geek, has return from a long >vaction. The Wonder Twin Mike: I thought there was two of them... Tom: Don’t try to think, Mike. You’re in HIS world now. >didn't want to mess with the Legion of Doom because they are too new to the superhero game. Supergirl is still young and reveal that she got use to Earth's left. Crow: The right side, however, is a different story. >They is one puzzle left. And that's how Supergirl come from Krypton, but at younger age then SUPERMAN. Tom: Hey! Turn the fic down...! >That's the point is story takes a origin bases. > >When a piece of Krytpon, Crow: You can roll a Kryt `pon a 20! Mike: Somebody’s been spending too much time at the on-line role-playing chats... >the city of Argo City, suprizing lived thought the doom of the rest of planet didn't know >suprized. Argo City was aslo home of Zor-El and Allura, who married and had one daughter, Kara >Zor-El. Tom: This entire planet is full of people who sound like things you put various creams on to relieve painful sores. >Lucky, the dome was a lead/glass combine, which keep them from being effect by strange gold, >red, and green item. Mike: Rolex watches? Tom: Tomato soup? Crow: Boogers, maybe? >But Zor-El assume that it would cuase problem, if they for them in their is a yellow sun. Tom: (as Sheriff of Rottingham) King to kill a forest illegal pig don’t you that know in it a is?! >Lucky, the after-quakes start to happen, and a lot worse then the more Krypton quakes. Crow: How is that lucky? >Lucky, Allura had made a costume and teach Kara englsh, Mike: ...in the possible event that she might be taken away in a rocket ship to a far-away planet with a yellow sun, develop super-powers, grow into her tight costume as a young woman and have all sorts of crazy adventures. Tom: Theoretically, of course. >while Zor-El worked on the rocket ship. Then the rocketship was lauch as Argo City want to join >with Krypton in universe heaven. Crow: -Universe- heaven? I thought just the planet went up. > >Supergirl landed. Tom: Feel the gripping suspense. >Superman had give her to a orphan while he tried to keep Supergirl sercet. Superman thought a >few weeks ago, to give a 10th anniversy puzzle for the SUPERFRIENDS Mike: Ouch! Keep it down! >and a new friend. SUPERGIRL!!! >######################THE END################################################ Tom: What a heavy fic! It’s taking on some real pounds. Crow: I’d like to pound this fic, all right. Mike: Sounds like a good weigh to relieve pent-up stress. Tom: It just wasn’t up to scale. Mike: (picking Tom up) C`mon, guys...let’s go before a Birdman short pops up or something... (Mike and company flee from the theater...) Mystery Science Theater 3000 is a trademark and copyright (among other legal-ese things, no doubt) of Best Brains, Inc. As the good doctor pointed out earlier, the Superfriends are copyrighted by Hanna-Barbara and DC Comics. Incidentally, so is Birdman...and we can all rest easier knowing that. I wanna take a minute to thank Dr. Thinker himself for e-mailing this to me, and Kichigaisakka W4 (what a mouthful!) for allowing me to partake upon MiSTing this fic as well. Also, thanks go out to all the great people at the Anime Vault for not stepping on the new guys like me. Eric H. --But Zor-El assume that it would cuase problem, if they for them in their is a yellow sun.--