Mystery Sabel Theater 3000.5 EP 101 "Tails and the Repeating Decimal" MSTed by Sabel4 Original Story written by AmberSpike MST3K & the related characters owned and copyrighted by Best Brains Inc. Sonic the Hedgehog and related characters are owned and copyrighted by SEGA "Tails and the Repeating Decimal" is owned and copyrighted by AmberSpike and BlackFeatherz29 and all characters from said story she created. Authorial Note: For my first MSTing, this hurt BADly. Chapters 1 and 2 were up when I picked it up, and they were fun. But 3 and 4 were deep hurting, with all the glomping and extreme randomness. (SoL Bridge. Mike is standing behind the counter, while Crow and Tom are standing behind the counter.) MIKE: Hi, I'm Mike Nelson, up on the Satelite of Love, and we're going to have an invention exchange, and the robots, Tom and Crow are currently trying to remove spyware and adware from their systems. How'd you get the stuff loaded on you anyway, guys? TOM: (Straining to speak) Well, CROW here told me about a neat web search engine on coolwebsearch.com, and NOW I'm loaded up with every single variant from CWS.About:Blank to CWS.Realyellowpages. CROW: I told you, they claimed to have gone legitimate. Uh, oh, the spyware's starting up again! TOM and CROW: See images of BEAUTIFULL women taking HERBAL medication! OnlY $10.95! Coolwebsearch! Helping you search the internet! MIKE: ('Bots continuing on in background) We'll be right back. (We cut to the annoying Sprint "Can you hear me now?" Commercials) MIKE: And what have we learned? TOM and CROW: A spycheck away keeps the CWShredder away. CROW: It isn't even a good pun! TOM: It's a pun? (Call Light goes on) MIKE: Uh, oh, Gator and Claria are calling. (Deep 13) DR.F: I assume you've prepared for this weeks invention exchange? (SOL) MIKE: Yes sir, and ours is a doozy. We introduce... The WarioWarizer! TOM: Simply insert any video game, movie, or .txt file and it will be converted into a WarioWare style game with the lead characters starring in 5 second microgames. CROW: And if that's not enough, explore the world of alternative control schemes with the Twisted and Touched expansion packs. Let's try it out! (MIKE holds up a copy of Halo: Combat Evolved. He inserts it into the WarioWarizer.) CROW: Check it out! Master Chef has to press A repeatedly to wipe out the flood invasion by picking their noses! MIKE: Now he's spinning the Halo! It's genius! (Deep 13) DR.F: Hmm, insert a copy of "Artemis's Lover" and set it to touched. That should drive people insane. Oh, who am I kidding, even I'm not THAT evil. FRANK: Anyway, have you ever noticed that all that seems to be on eBay anymore is pictures of celebrities in food? People are genuinely interested in buying this assorted junk. DR.F: So we've invented the Celebrity Food Printer. Simply hook it up to a computer with the handy dandy USB cable, insert a food item in the paper tray (inserts a can of tuna) and fire it up. FRANK! Print the celebrity picture you said you'd get! FRANK: Doing so, sir! (The can of tuna is sucked up into the printer, which makes an enormous noise like a laser printer on steroids. It is then ejects the can.) DR.F: Uh, who did you put on the can? I can't tell who it is! (SOL) TOM: Isn't that Ray Jay Johnson JR.? (Mike and Crow look at Tom funny.) WHAT? Say, what's he doing to Frank? (Deep 13) (Frank is shoved into the in-tray) DR.F: To get to the point, your fic this week is a completely random oddity. Introducing 'Tails and the Repeating Decimal' by (starts flipping fic to look) BlackFeatherz29, no wait, he's the editor, written by AmberSpike, actually it's a collaboration by both. (Frank is ejected, branded with Michael Jackson on his face.) FRANK: And, just to let you know, this thing sounds at points like it was generated by a randplotwist( function. (SOL) (Fic Sign Lights up) MIKE: We've got FIC sign! (Scramble to the theater) (Mike door sequence) > Tails and the Repeating Decimal > > Edited and uploaded by BlackFeatherz29 MIKE: More EXTREME than BlackFeathers28! > > Written by AmberSpike > > I know that I shouldn't be uploading things that I didn't write, but CROW: I wanted to. > Amber asked me to post it cuz TOM: Cuz why? > she doesn't have an account. TOM: But aren't Fanfiction.net accounts free? MIKE: Lay it easy on the author, it's not even started yet. > This > would've been up sooner had it not been for the whole rule about not > writing in chatroom format. Hisss... > > Also, to die-hard Knux fans out there, Amber nor I mean no insult to > poor Knuckles CROW: (as Knuckles) YOU TRY EARNING MONEY WHILE YOU'RE STUCK ON A FLOATING ISLAND! MIKE: Crow, stay frosty. > in this fic. Amber just likes to torture him TOM: Bring out... THE COMFY CHAIR! > once in a > while cuz quote-unquote: He's so cute when he gets mad! ALL: AWWW! > > Disclaimer: Neither Amber nor I own Sonic the Hedghog anad his > affiliates. If she did, she would have incorporated her fancharcters > in there a long time ago. MIKE: And be getting death threats from fanboys who don't like Mary Sues. > And she'd be getting death threats (like > Hideaki Anno!) from disapproving fans! CROW: Are you sure you failed that psychic powers test, Mike? MIKE: I told you, that ESP card symbol looked like a sandwich! CROW: Or you were hungry. > > Tails and Knuckles are in Tails' room. Knuckles is sitting in Tails' > desk chair reading a book called Instruments of Torture--Then and > Now. TOM: Sounds like a light before bedtime read. CROW: Bring out... THE SOFT PILLOWS! > Tails is scribbling > something on a piece of paper while laying on his bed. > > "Knuckles, will you help me with my homework?" CROW: (incredulously) Knuckles? For homework help? He probably can't even count! TOM: Sure he can! (as Knuckles) One, Two, shoot, I'm out of fists. > asks Tails innocently. > Knuckles looks up from his book irritably. MIKE: (as Knuckles) I just was getting to the good part! > "Sure. What's your > problem" "I don't understand how to divide these CROW: Siamese Twins! TOM: For my next trick, I will divide this fraction in half! > ...it doesn't make > sense" Knuckles sighs. CROW: Told you he wouldn't be any help! MIKE: I'm confused... Is Knuckles the one who said it didn't make any sense, or Tails? TOM: Let's flip a coin! Heads its Knuckles, tails its (realizes the bad puniness of this.) Oh, yeah... > "Use a calculator then" MIKE: (as Wario) GAH! This stupid calculator only adds and subtracts? The salesman told me it could do dishes and MST posts. > Tails' face brightens > considerably. "Oh yeah! Good idea." He types a bit on the machine, > then raises his head. "Ooh, look at the answer" CROW: (as Tails) OOOOOOH! Pretty colors! TOM: (as Knuckles) Get your finger off the screen. > Knuckles leans over. > "Huh, what?" Tails points enthusiastically at the screen. TOM: (as Knuckles, reading screen) Hmmm, your TI83+ SE says "ERR: MIRAGE OS INSTALLED. 1. REMOVE MIRAGE OS, 2. VOID WARRANTY AS TI WANTS TO PREVENT PEOPLE WRITING THIRD PARTY APPS, 3. GET ANOTHER ANNOYING SPEECH FROM YOUR TEACHER SAYING MIRAGE OS RUINS CALCULATORS AND IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY WRONG." MIKE: Lay off #tcpa on Efnet. > "See! It's > 11.1...1...1...1...1...1..." CROW: Look who forgot to take his OCD medication. MAGIC VOICE:(possessed by author) Great, now I KNOW I'll get flamed. MIKE: Huh? Oh, well. > Knuckles stares in horror as Tails goes > on and on with the terrible forever-going decimal. (2 Days later) > Tails is still at it. "1...1...1...1...1..." TOM: 1... 1... 1... 2.... 1... 1... > Knuckles is sprawled > over the chair MIKE: About five feet over the chair. > , snoring loudly. > > (1 year later) CROW: AAAGH! It's the sequel! TOM: At least it's not Tails and the Repeating Decimal 2: Electric Boogaloo. > Tails and Knuckles are walking down a hallway. > Knuckles looks like he's suffering from sleep deprivation. MIKE: But he was asleep in all the previous shots, (looks around, sees that nobody cares) meh. > Tails is > still at it. "1...1...1...1" (50 years later) Knuckles and Tails are > old guys with long beards and canes sitting out on a porch. Tails is > STILL at it ( with the voice of Old Man Jenkins from Spongebob). > "1...1...1...1..." Knuckles has also developed an old-ish voice. "Oh, > when will he stop!" he wonders aloud, while old-Tails ignores him. CROW: (as Knuckles) All right, Tails, you win. I'll finally get you the pony! MIKE: (monotone) Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. > A group of young wolves ride bikes over the grass in front of them. > > Knuckles lashes out at them like the old dude he is. "YOU KIDS GET > OFF MY LAWN" TOM: Why back in my day, we didn't have any fancy pansy bikes. We rolled around in spin dash form. We got dirty, and had to stop every five hundred and seventy-six miles for an oil change. And we LIKED it! > (100 years later) Tails and Knuckles are skeletons > rotting in a grave. Tails is STILL at it..."1...1...1..." TOM: Talk about air escaping from the corpse due to decomposition. MIKE: That's disgusting! At least be more PC. TOM: FINE! Politely talk about an atmospheric gas compound deadly to poor endangered anaerobic bacteria escaping from the no-longer needed shell due to scavengers returning nutrients to the soil continuing the circle of life! > Knuckles > finally cracks. "ALL RIGHT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH!" CROW: Isn't Knuckles usually a hothead, you'd think after 100 years Tails would at least sport some superficial wounds. > > He knocks Tails' skull off. Tails' emaciated head keeps going. CROW: (as Black Knight) It's only a flesh wound! > "1...1...1..." Poor Knuckles is now hysterical. "NOOOOOO!" > > Knuckles suddenly awakens from a nightmare by Tails poking him. TOM: I had the most horrible dream! I dreamed that I woke up and the entire season was a dream! And you were there, and you were there, and the wicked witch started making commercials for Maxwell House Electro- Perk. CROW: At least he didn't have to see Tails in the shower! MIKE and TOM: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW! > Tails' face is innocent enough. > > "Hey Knuckles, wake up." Knuckles is terribly confused. MAGIC VOICE: KNUCKLES HIT ITSELF IN ITS CONFUSION! > "Uh, wha?" > He realizes that it was all just a dream, and sighs in relief. CROW: Or in.... MIKE: Crow! Now I've violated the Crow Syndrome rules! Now I've violated the fourth wall! And you know what, I don't really care. > > Tails grins innocently. "So, now can you help me with the next > problem?" Psycho music plays and Knuckles gets a look of pure terror > on his face. "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" screams the poor pitiful echidna as > he runs out of the room. TOM: I'll take that as a yes. > Tails looks slightly worried over his > companion's mental status. "What was that all about?" CROW: Could it have been my F on the rounding test........ NAH. > he wonders out > loud. "Oh well." > > He then proceeds to type in the next problem into the calculator. > Well, what do you know?" he asks himself. "It's 45.45...45...45..." ALL: SHUT UP! > > End of Chapter 1 So, how was it? Amber here (pat pat) MIKE: (touch touch) TOM: (smash smash) CROW: (perverted perverted) > would like to > see how you people enjoyed her randomness! > > Next chapter: To what lengths will Knuckles go to make Tails STOP! TOM: What do you know, its 3.3333333333333333333... Yards. > > Tails and the Repeating Decimal > > Chapter 2 > > Yay! Amberspike let me do the honors and TOM: Poison the Jell-O! > write the next chapter! Bad: > I'm not as random and humorous as her. CROW: This is bad? > Also, I have a habit of using > some big words. MIKE: Like "it". > Also also, I don't play any Sonic games or watch > Sonic X, so I may be off on the personalities and info. I only know > as much as Amber tells me. TOM: (as author) All she told me was that Knuckles liked grape Jell-O. > Good: I'm much better at grammar, > spelling, and making sentences flow together. Also, you'll be sure >to expect randomness in this one, and OOC-ness! ALL: (flatly) Yay. > To the fic! > Disclaimer: > Hey; lawsuit people! Iiii... doo... noooottt... oowwwnnn... Soooonniiiccc... CROW: It echoes! TOM: I'd prefer a New York echo myself. > and also, give my thanks to whoever wrote Animorphs vs. Harry Potter MIKE: For reminding me that crossovers don't have to make ANY sense. > cuz I used her notion of the Void of Fotgotten Fanfiction. TOM: I always thought of it more as a circular file of forgotten fanficton. > And J.K. > Rowling, cuzshe owns Harry Potter. And whoever owns Fruits Basket. > Must I go on and on? ALL: NO! > > "45...45...45...45..." CROW: Apparently Tails must go on and on. > > "Oh, no!" thinks Knuckles. "What am I gonna do?" MIKE: The Funky Chicken! (The bots look at Mike funny) What? It's not that bad! Look! (Starts to do it, complete with standing up and the arm flapping.) TOM: You really don't have to, you know. MIKE: I insist! CROW: (Duct tape shoots from Crow's bowling pin, covering Mike and forcing him to sit down.) I KNEW that upgrade would come in handy! > > Flashes back to that dream. ALL: NOOO! Not Cut and Paste time! > Knux shudders. ALL: THANK YOU! DR. F: (Over Loudspeaker) You're welcome. HEY! > > "It will not come true! Not if I can help it!" > > He glances back at his book, Instruments of Torture-- Then and Now, > and grins his most evil grin. MIKE: Fetch.. The RACK! CROW: We don't have the rack! TOM: I found a dishwasher rack. Oh. > > "45...45...45..." > > A string of numbers announces Tails' arrival. TOM: (smoking) String... holds ... text... Can't Hold Numbers. Reverting to earlier system state. Applesoft BASIC loaded. ?SYNTAX ERROR (dong) ]10 LET A$ = 5/11 ]RUN ?TYPE MISMATCH! (dong) (Head blows up) (New head comes out of head hole) TOM: Nice try, Fanfic, but I have paradox proof crumple zones! > > Metal Sonic was sitting calmly at the table, eating scrambled eggs > (A/N: don't ask why he can eat) CROW: Ye ask and ye shall not receive. WHY? > while ignoring the ongoing ramblings > of Saffron. ALL: IT'S SI TIME! AAAH! > > (Note: Saffron is the fancharacter of Amber's friend, RedTailedHawk. > She has black fur, is a fox, and is extremely random. MIKE: (falsetto) (hyper) So wanna go to the movies! I'll fetch the popcorn cannon! I like cheeseburgers! > Also has > developed a strong (cough) affection for Metal Sonic. They have a > relation like a parasite and a host. XD) ALL but CROW: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW! MIKE: IT BURNS, MAN! CROW: Hmmm, porn simulation circuits activating. OOOH, BABY YES! > > "Metalmetalmetalmetalmetalmetalmetalmetalmetal SONIC SONIC!" TOM: Now he's a Pokemon? > > "Mornin', Tails," grunts Metal as Tails skips happily through the > door. > > "45, 45!" he answers brightly. MIKE: You sunk my scrabbleship! > > Metal slowly raises his eyes from the table and blinks at tails > uncomprehensingly. ALL: *EXTREME**BLINKING**ACTION* > Tails continues to go on and on with the > repeating decimal. > > "45...45...45..." > > Knuckles suddenly bolts through the door. Upon seeing Metal sitting > there, staring at a still-ongoing Tails, Knuckles freezes. 'What's > he doing here NOW?' he thinks frantically. 'I'm still not ready for > my plan! TOM: TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! MUWUWAHAHA! MIKE: I doubt it. Knuckles has problems with T-Shirts on how to keep an idiot busy. CROW: See other side of shirt. > ' > > "Hey, Knuckles," Metal whispers to him, as if afraid that the > slightest sound would decapitate Tails ALL: YES! CROW: (as Shatner) Noooooooooooo! > ' already unstable mental > level. "What's wrong with him...?" > > "I don't know," answeres Knuckles brilliantly. TOM: I don't know is BRILLIANT? I must qualify for a ******* PhD then. > > "Guten Morgen, y'all!" Sonic MIKE: the Swedish Hedgehog > walks into the kitchen, drinking a cup > of coffee. CROW: (as Coleman Francis) COFFEE! I LIKE COFFEE! > > "45,45,45!" greets Tails. > > Sonic's eyes roll over Tails' eager face CROW: Didn't know Sonic could do that legally. > and he spits out his > mouthful of coffee. All over Tails. > > "45,45! 45! 45,45,45!" yells Tails angrily TOM: Hmmm, my translation program's heard enough to comprehend. He means "YOU WASTED PERFECTLY GOOD COFFEE, YOU FREAK!" > , shaking his soaked fist > at Sonic's nose. > > Sonic is throughly confused. MAGIC VOICE: SONIC'S PERSIM BERRY SNAPPED IT OUT OF ITS CONFUSION! > > "Is that all he can say?" CROW: Other than the hour last night he sung the entire score of the H.M.S. Pinafore nude, yes. > > Both Metal and Knuckles nod their heads. > > "How'd he get like this?" > > "I don't... know..." > > Sae-sama, Supreme Authoress of the Insane Stick Figures, suddenly > pops out of the ceiling. TOM: Luckily, honorable Newgrounds.com users blammed her in a heartbeat! > "I DEON'T KNEOW!" she cackles evilly. MIKE: This is officially a randomfic! > > (Note: Sae is the nickname of one of my friends at school, and yes, > she draws demented stick figures and has a twisted sense of humor. > The whole "I deon't know" thing is an inside joke. Long story.) CROW: Don't bother to explain. > > And irritated Sonic grabs his empty coffee mug and hurls it at her. > "It's not your fic, so get outta here!" > > Sae-sama summons her mighty mystical demented voodoo dolls to form a > shield around her. "Stick Figures! Attack!" MIKE: It's Stick Figure Death Theater 3000 time again, folks! TOM: Where's Mystery Portal Theater when you need it? > > "Darn it!" screamed Sonic in frustration. Kicking up his > super-speedy-special CROW: (as shoes) Help me find the rabbots, George! > shoes, he charges at her at the speed of sound. > > "Stick Figures! Attack!" > > Both Sonic and Sae-sama vanish in a puff of smoke. TOM: They've fallen into a plothole! > > "Wha... where'd they go?" asked Knuckles, slack-jawed. MIKE: (singing) Some folk'll never kiss a skunk, but then again some folk'll. Like Knuckles, the slack-jawed yokel. > > "I don't kno-" CROW: How many licks there are to the center of a Tootsie Pop. > > Knux abruptly slams a knuckled glove over Metal's mouth. > > "Do you wanna bring the accursed authoress back?" he hisses. ALL: NO! > > "They have gone into the Void of Forgotten Fanfiction," announces > Saffron, appearing out of a random toaster. ALL: *EXTREME**TOASTER**APPEARING**ACTION!* > She spoke like Professer > Trelawney (Harry Potter) in her soft, mystical voice. > > "The Void of... Forgotten Fanfiction?" CROW: Down the street, one cross each. > > Knuckles now has an evil grin plastered TOM: Hey look everyone, Knuckles' DRUNK! > on his muzzle. Sonic is now > GONE! MWAHAHAHA! > > That is, until Amy Rose rushes into the room. > > "Oh, Sonic, oh Sonic!" cries Amy. "Where art thou Sonic?" MIKE: (as William Shatner, singing)To oppose a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them! It was a VERY good year! TOM: NEVER CROW: DO TOM: THAT CROW: AGAIN! > > "He's in the Void of Forgotten Fanfiction," answers Metal smugly. >His rival was finally gone! TOM: Mr. Pibb's gone? > > Amy immediately started wailing in grief. "O > Sooooooonnnnnnnnnnniccccccccc..." MIKE: (singing) Oh Sonic, my only Sonic, you make the sunshine, seem less gray (forgets the rest of the song) TOM: (Looks at the fourth wall) THANK YOU! > > Knuckles silently turned away and walked toward the door. > "Suckers..." CROW: Like P.T. Barnum said, there's one born every day! > > Amy's expression swiftly morphed to an MIKE: English weasel when it doesn't have any coffee. > insane Kagura Sohma face. "I > HEARD THAT!" > > She tackles him from behind, pining him to the floor. In a demented > voice, she roars, "GET. HIM. BACK. > NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!" MIKE: (singing) I see a million faces, right there upon the wall And as I turn to see every one, as they fall, as they fall TOM: Shut up, or I am changing your opinions manually. MIKE: You can do that to humans? TOM: It's called a lobotomy. > > Knux's cheeks are blown back by the force of her bellow. > > "45, 45," observes Tails, interested. CROW: "23, 23" remarked Crow, clearly wanting him to bite me. It's fun! MIKE: *Sigh* > > So, was it funny? ALL: MAYBE! > I know, it was off topic and insane, but it's total > humor! What else can I do? TOM: Make sense, maybe? > > Notes: I know that Metal Sonic was supposed to be a government > assasin hired to kill Sonic MIKE: But what's that between friends? > , but the way Red and Amber talk about > him, it seems natural to make him be on good relations with the > others. Sorry about the inaccuracy! To the reviews! CROW: You don't have to. REALLY! > > misterfooch: Thanks for the encouragement for Amberspike! She'll be > happy. The whole thing with the Ompa-Loompas...? TOM: Yes, they do dictate for me, why do you ask? > That was just plain > weird. But thanks for the positive review! > > Shadow Stalkr: I'm not mad at you, really. Amber might, for this is > the first flame she has ever gotten. ALL: Nooooooooooooooo, ya think? > I agree with all the things > that you say. The whole "lame and random cartoon antic" was actually > very accurate, since Amber has a insane sense of humor, and adores > randomness. Also, the comment on punctuation was accurate, too. This > was originally written in chatroom format, but removed it, and I > rewrote it, trying to preserve all of the original randomness. Sorry > if you don't like this! MIKE: Let us thank a saint who was actually willing to talk to the author. ALL: Shadow Stalker, we salute you. > > Amberspike: Yes... I did! Now lets see how I did in promoting your > randomness! XDDD TOM: I guess that smiley guy has a double chin. > > Dragonmaster Kya: Yes... randomness shall rule the world! Glad you > enjoyed it! CROW: (as author) MUWUWAHAHAHA! > > seastone103: XD Yup, it was total randomness! > > Simsfan: ".11..." is actually 1/9, and ".45..." is 5/11. I figured > the latter out on my calculator the other day. Go me! CROW: GO ME! GO ME! GO ME! FOR GREAT JUSTICE, GO ME! > > Prince Izzy X: Thanks for the encouragement! However, neither Amber > nor I have any long term plans for this fic. It's just pure humor, >so the most number of chapters would be about 10. TOM: Didn't know you could string ten chapters out of something this random. > > Shade-The-Hedgehog: Thanks for the positive review! More humor and > randomness shall prevail! MIKE: (pause) Naah. > Tails and the Repeating Decimal > > Chapter 3 > > Sorry I haven't updated for awhile! Too busy with school and the > such. CROW: (As DR.F) Such as taking over the world! MUWUWAHAHA! TOM: You REALLY do that too well. > I am so honored that Amberspike's gonna trust me to write the > rest of this fic! ALL:(Weakly) Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. > Hey, Amber's got her own account now! She's on my > fave author's page, even though she has yet to publish her first > fic. > She's gonna be the one to post the insane fangurls Fruits Basket > one. > Can't wait to read it! > > Randomness shall rule the world! BWAHAHAHAHA! MIKE: With the power of my legoes and sock puppets, domination is mine! > > Disclaimer: Amber: I may not own Sonic, but I do own > Knnucccckkkllleesssssss... CROW: Ffffoooorrr Iiii wwwooonnn hhhiiimmm iiinnn aaa cccaaarrrddd gggaaammmeee wwwiiittthhh Yyyuuujjjiii Nnnaaakkkaa! > (glomps Knux and attaches herself to his > leg) Knux: &! GET OFFA ME! Me: sigh... TOM: cheer... CROW: think... MIKE: do.... > > To the fic! Here we come, randomness! XDDDD Crunch. TOM: Looks like that smiley's got a double chin! > > Crunch. > > Crunch. TOM: Toog. > > Silence. > > Pant. > > Gasp. > > WHAM. CROW: THUD! My HEAD! > > "OWWWWWW! WHAT THE (censored) DID DO, YA (censored)! " TOM: I'll censor you, you (censored) censor who (censored) (censored) in his spare (censored), and (censored) to you too. > > Metal Sonic is kneeling in the garden. MIKE: OF DOOM! MUWUWAHA! > In his hand is a small white > plastic spoon with a hole in it. CROW: Just.. three... more.... miles... to... freedom... > He is attempting to dig a hole to > the Void of Forgetten Fanfiction, TOM: If there's a void under the garden, why hasn't the ground collapsed and fallen into the void? CROW: Well, there's plenty of Florida landowners who are wondering the same thing. > under the thumb of insane > Kagura-Sohma-Amy MIKE: (singing) Naka-Saka-Bobana-Fi-Fi-Fofana-HEY-Macharena! TOM: Ya gotta wonder how often she divorced to get a name like THAT! > . Please hold your hysterical laughter ALL: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! hahahha, sigh. > in out of > respect for our (cough) dangerous government assassin. XD Amy Rose's > giant form is towering above his tortured frame. Raised above her > shoulders is her big murderous hammer, which has recently collided > with Metal's robotic head. CROW: I guess that's so we don't confuse him with the guys named Metal who don't have robotic heads. > > "Meettaaaallllll..." her voice rasps. MIKE: No more letter repeating riffs. TOM and CROW: aaaw. > > Metal suddenly gets an untterly terrified look on his face, and > hastily salutes. CROW: (as angry scoutmaster) You're SUPPOSED to hold up three fingers, not TWO! Hey! Don't stick up just one! > > "Yes Ma'am!" > > He rushes back to his digging with great vigor. Poor, poor him. > Don't ya feel sorry for him...? ... naw. > > Meanwhile, Knuckles' nose is buried deep in his book. MIKE: Gotta make those shovel claws good for something, EVEN if it ruins his book. > > "Ooo... this one's good for making a prisoner talk... this one's too > messy and too suspicious... this one would be good 'cept I'd be > killed too because of the radiation... aha!" CROW: I don't even have to clean up after this one! The sharks do it for me! > > His mouth curled in an unpleasant smirk, as the unsuspecting fox > rounded the corner, singing an out-of-tune song as he went. TOM: (as squeaky voiced teen): We'rE of to seE the wiZard, thE wonderfUll wiZard of oZ! > > "45... 45... 45... 45...!" (We're following the leader) > > Knuckles' foot slides on its own out of the doorway as his face is > twisted MIKE: That's gotta hurt! > into a maniac grin. "Hey Taaillllsssss... I got something I > wanna show you" CROW: EEEW! > > Tails finally notices Knux. "45, 45!" (Hello!) > > His innocent face is oblivious to CROW: Girls. After all, he's not even a teenager yet. > Knuckles' villified features. > > Knux leads Tails into a room the hall. There is a big box wrapped in > colorful paper, tied with a big poofy pink ribbon TOM: It's not nice to call the ribbon gay! > (me: twitch > twitch). MIKE: (shrug shrug) TOM: (flinch flinch) > > "Hey, Tails," Knux's voice is dripping with sugary sweetness. "I got > you a big surprise present! Just for you! Go ahead and open it" TOM: (as Knuckles) Or ELSE! MUWUWAHAHA! > > Tails' face twists with doubt. "45... 4545, 4545, 454545, 45, 4545." > (Well. my momma told me never to open surprises from strangers) > > Knux's face rolls in panic at Tails' hesitatioin CROW: (singing) The leg bone's connected to the hesitatioin! The hesitatioin's connected to the dontwannnajoin! > as his skull began > to sweat below his dreadlocks. "Just open it!" > > Tails' lights up as he thinks it through thouroughly. "45... 4545 > 4545, 454545!" (Well... momma isn't here right now) MIKE: (as MR.T) Hey! Don't bring anyone's mother into this! If she weren't here you wouldn't be here! So if you put down one mother, you put down mothers all over the world. > > He walks toward the box and picks up the ends of the ribbon. Knux's > face becomes more evilly demented TOM: Until he took over the Dr. Demento show! CROW: It's Furry Five time! > as he kneads his hands in their > gloves. > > (BA-DUM) > > Tails is pulling slowly at the ribbon. Knuckles' feet start to stink > because of all the MIKE: Garlic he ate last night and rubbed on his feet to keep vampires away. > excess sweat (me: peee-uuuuuu. > > (BA-DUM) > > "45!" Tails suddenly wails. "4545! 45 45!" (Wah! I can't do it! > Please help) > > Knuckles' eyes are popping out of their sockets TOM: (as Morbo) Hmmm. Puny furries eyes have more than one socket. This will aid my species when we come to take over! > with the tension of > the situation and his brain is getting cooked by the heat of his > body. "Oh, all right!" (Me:He has left the building... uh-oh) CROW: KNUCKLES has left the building! > > Knux's mind is not making any sense at this moment, TOM: Pfff. Like it ever does. > so he does the > dumbest thing he could at this situation. Guess what. ALL: WHAT? > > He pulls at the ribbon. MIKE: And is promptly snapped into a Slim-Jim! > > BOOM. ALL: TOOG! > > Metal Sonic is still laboring away with his broken plastic spoon, > and pauses to see a small red meteor shoot into the atmosphere. > > "Wha..." CROW: (as Thief) That's odd, the Thief's Almanac didn't say anything about a red meteor being launched into space. Must be another wizarding workshop! > > "BACK TO WORK!" Wham. > > "Owwwwww! What the (censored) do you (censored) (censored)? " TOM: Oh, do the (censored) that you (censored) so well. > > Meanwhile, back in the house, Tails' eyes are bulging. "455555... > 4545!" (Ooohh... let's do that again) MIKE: I LIKE LAUNCHING KNUCKLES INTO SPACE! > > Silence beside him. CROW: (as Knuckles) STOP CALLING ME SILENCE! > > "45...?" (Knuckles?) > > Silence. Tails shruggs TOM: Oh, well, wherever he went I'm sure it isn't very important. > and walks out to observe Metal toiling away. > "45 45..." (Oh, well...) Well, how was that? Really OOC on Knuckles' > and Amy's part! TOM: At least he admits it. > But, how'd you enjoy it? Am I random? ALL: YES! QUIT ASKING! > XD MIKE: You see, the regular smilies went on strike, so BlackFeatherz29 hired the XD scabs. > I'd > recommend Rurouni Kenshin and the Holy Sakabato to any fans of > complete and total random. CROW: All three of them! > > Review time! Look at all the kind, kind people who have made this > fic so popular! TOM: Just LOOK at their cute and smiling faces! So support the united way. YOU'RE NOT LOOKING! LOOK! > > Prince Izzy X: Thanks for the compliments. Hope you enjoy the pure > randomness of this chappie! MIKE: (as a British guy) Why I say old chap this is the most random chappie left!) > > Amberspike: yeeeesssss... you must read this one and comment on its > total and complete randomness! Please hurry up and post your first > fic! CROW: Apparently this doesn't count. > > ryu-inu: Yup! Here comes a second serving of random! > > RuinsofTikal: An update! (faints) Please enjoy this chappie! MIKE: (as a British guy, again) Good show! Cherio! > > Speedlight: INDEED! Fear the mispelled randomness! XD > > KuzioKuzbucket: ... what's Riemann's sum? I'm stupid. I know I am. > Glad I could make you giggle. Or whatever you mean. MIKE: Cry? TOM: Sigh? CROW: M... MIKE: STOP! > > Shadw: I updated. gasp. hope you enjoy the pure and total > randomness! > > Simsfan: Yes... I understood you! Really? Your friends are like > mine? TOM: They enjoy stick figure too? > Ooohhh... > > sabel4: I dunno what MST means, so could you please fill me in? CROW: Believe me, we're as clueless as you are. > Sorry. I just found out what hiatus meant a few days ago. Ha. Yup. I > am odd, Amber is odd ALL: (in three part harmony) WE'RE ALL ODD! > , and so is this fic. XD > > Dragonmaster Kyra: A sympathizer of the random! (gasp) Thanks for > the random thing! For my random thing... (from Digimon the Movie; > section 2) Tai's mom-- Are more friends coming over? I'll make > three-bean salad. Tai-- No one's coming over. Tai's mom-- Oh, that's > okay. I've only got two beans anyway. ALL: Wawa waaaah. > > lugia flyhight: yup, Amber came up with the original idea with a > friend from school, ConspiracyFreak (as we call him) MIKE: It's kinda odd when you refer to someone by their screen name. > , so her idea > was the foundation for all this randomness. I hope to be as good as > her someday! (starry eyes) > > Tails and the Repeating Decimal > > Chapter 4 TOM: The REVENGE! > > Yay! Fast update! Amber and I have both working one this a lot! Hope > you enjoy this one chappie! MIKE: Why does she think we're British? > > I'm gonna be going out of the country until the middle of July, so ALL: YAY! > I've gonna update one last time before I go. ALL: Oh. > Enjoy the chappie! > > Note: This chapter will introduce me and my fellow Supreme > Authoresses! MIKE: It's SI time! TOM: It's direct SI time! CROW: You know, being an SI author means they won't even try to have faults. > > I am Anna-sama TOM: What is it with these people and fake Japanese names! > , Supreme Authoress of Angsty Anime and Torture. No, > I'm not totally the random fangirl you thought I was. I'm not even a > fangirl. CROW: I'm not even a gi.. MIKE: Be NICE! > I just like anime in general. I am named after Anna Kyouyama > in Shaman King. MIKE: Never heard of it. CROW: Yeah, we know you got Post-Traumatic stress disorder after watching FOX-BOX. > > Amberspike is Amber-sama, Supreme Authoress of Random Knuckles > Fangirlism. TOM: At least she's honest when she's titling herself. > Yep, she's the insane one. MIKE: I think she means relatively. > Named after her fancharacter, > Amber the Wolf. TOM: Okay, we've got an SI named after the Inserter's SI fancharacter. AAARGH! > > Sae-sama, Supreme Authoress of the Insane Stick Figures, you already > know. ALL: HI, SAE-SAMA! > We named her after Sae Kashiwagi (Must. Burn.) in Peach Girl > because Sae-sama is a very bad friend sometimes because she likes > discouraging people. CROW: From writing fics like this one. > But she's even more random than Amber. Meep. ALL: TOOG! > > Windflight is also known as Jeanne-sama, Supreme Authoress of Evil > Silence MIKE: That's odd, I thought Silence was golden. TOM: Yeah, well aparently, it's also evil. > and Kagura Obsession. She's really weird, and is obsessed > with Kagura from Inuyasha. SABEL: (using authorial powers to modify subtitles) I really need to see more cable anime. Stupid 6 channel reception. > Her favorite pairing of all time is Kagura > and Sesshomaru. I named her Jeanne after Jeanne from Shaman King, > because she's evil like Jeanne sometimes. Also has a big thing about > revenge. CROW: Like when people use her in their fics. > > Disclaimer: I do not own Sonic. Nor do I own Inuyasha, Fruits Basket, > or any other corporation that needs defining. CROW: All corporations need defining. SEGA: Sports and Entertainment, uuuh, Aardvarks? > > Onto the fic! A small red meteor hurtles through the ionosphere, MIKE: Into the stratocastosphere. > traveling at the speed of sound. TOM: And was shaken to death by a Sonic Boom. The End. > Many a person looked up into the sky > and wondered what the popping noise was from. CROW: The pop rocks in Knuckles' stomach were reaching critical mass. > Birds were startled > when one of their brethren is knocked out of the sky. > > When Knuckles finally came to MIKE: The Satellite of Love, he was appalled by the fics featuring him. > (which took awhile since onstage > doctors had to administer 60 volts of electricity to him, TOM: And he shone like a light bulb. > and Sesshy > had to bring him back to life with the Tenseiga) he looks all around. CROW: It was the most logical thing to do. > > "What..." > > He is lying on a hard dirt floor. Curiously enough, the sky was > completely dark. MIKE: It could be night. TOM: This is Knuckles. He's confused by everything. > > "Welcome to the Void of Forgotten Fanfiction..." Saffron pops out of > nowhere. CROW: So she came out of Wisconsin? MIKE: Stop picking on me! I HAVE THE RAM CHIPS! CROW and TOM: We'll be good. > > "Gah!" Knux screams. > > "I will be your guide. My name is now Farsnoof." MIKE: It brings out the color in my eyes. > > "Hey!" Knuckles exclaims. "Isn't that just 'Saffron' all scrambled up > with an extra 'o' and a missing 'f'?" CROW: So? If you mix up Crow The Robot, you get Rot the Boot Cow! > > "Maybe... but I changed my name." TOM: Now it's TronGas. > > "You can't change your name! It's not legal!" MIKE: Guess I'll have to put off being called Joike so my sweatshirt fits. > > "In the Void of Forgotten Fanfiction, anything is possible..." Farsnoof > replies mysteriously. > > The cogs in Knuckles brain start turning. TOM: It took several minutes for the rust to clear. > "Wait a minute... if this is > the Void of Forgotten Fanfiction... then that annoying braggart > hedgehog and the insane demented authoress are both here!" MIKE: That, and Jason Ross' is probably sharing the cell with them. TOM and CROW: Who? MIKE: Kids these days don't know about PokeBattles. Makes me feel so old. > > "Yeah..." Farsnoof croons. > > "AAAAHHHHHHH!" Knux screams. TOM: I guess screaming isn't implied by "AAAHHHHH!" CROW: He COULD be going "Aaaah." in relief. > He sprints off into the distance, and > Farsnoof giggles as he is swallowed into the darkness. MIKE: (as Darkness) Mmmn. That's good echidna. > > "That's not a good idea, de gozaru..." CROW: Who's de gozaru? > > Knuckles ran. And stopped to catch his breath a minute later. Alas, > he is not as fast as Sonic. Nor as light. (Knux: are you saying I'm > heavy!) TOM: Nonsense! You're just big boned. > > He feels someone's laser-hot stare on the back of his neck. MIKE: Five seconds later, he exploded. Someone else had beaten him at LieroX. > He looks > up... CROW: Like you do every day, Tom. > > ... right into the intimidating face of Anna-sama (a.k.a. me!). > > "What are you doing here?" she asks forcefully. MIKE: (singing) I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderfull Wizard of Oz. > > "Er... hehe... w-well..." > > "NO WHINING!" roars Anna-sama. "GIMME A HUNDRED!" MIKE: Cows? TOM: Does? CROW: Chicks? TOM: That's clearly beyond Knuckle's abilities. > > Having no choice in the matter TOM: (as if this were a MUD) CONSIDER ANNA-SAMA. MAGIC VOICE: Don't try it, you will die. She's an SI, and is therefore nigh-invulnerable. The vortex of plot shreds around her won't help, either. > , Knuckles throws himself onto the > ground and does a hundred push-ups. MIKE: OF DOOM! > > "One... two... three..." TOM: ninety-nine, shoot, I lost place. > > "FASTER!" > > "One! Two! Three!" CROW: Apparently Knuckles can only count to three. I underestimated him. > > Half an hour later, Knux is flat on his back, face blue, lying in a > puddle of sweat. CROW: As well as puddles of various other bodily fluids. > > "Can't... go... on..." > > "Hmph." Anna-sama leaves, white dress dragging on the floor, and a > cloud of black ang TOM: us. Those things have horns like crazy. > st and suffering swirling around her. > > Two hours (and a swing of Tenseiga) MIKE: Knuckles' hangover was gone. > later, Knux has finally recovered > from the wrath of Anna-sama. > > All of a sudden, a squish sounds beneath his feet. CROW: (as Knuckles) Sorry Smurfs! > > "Hm?" > > Knuckles gingerly picks up his foot to see a cockroach underneath. > But amazingly, the cockroach is not a tiny mixture of shell and guts, TOM: It's one of those robot cockroaches from the X-Files. > as he expected. Instead, it scuttles out, alive and well, and as > Knuckles stares blankly at it, shouts in a high-pitched voice, "I am > the uncrunchable cockroach! You cannot defeat me!" MIKE: Don't even THINK about Raid. Because, you know, it isn't my secret weakness... Oh, crud. > > "Aah!" Knuckles tumbles back in surprise. The cockroach slowly > transforms into a fanauthoress with overly messy sand-colored hair > and two long green antennae sticking out at odd angles of her head. CROW: Something tells me AmberSpike and Sae-Sama aren't exactly on speaking terms. > And, to his horror, Knuckles realizes that he's seen this girl > before. TOM: It's Hillary Clinton! > > He's standing face-to-face with Sae-sama. MIKE: Either he's a really tall furry, or she's really short. > > "My pancreas is twitching!" Sae-sama screams randomly ALL: (sarcastically) Ya don't say... > as Knuckles > turns around and runs away from the area of angst and torture and > into a moonlit forest. TOM: Inhabited by 200-hit die chaotic-evil butterflies. > He collapses onto a pile of leaves, panting > and nervous. Then he glances up to see yet another authoress. > > "Are you okay?" she asks, bending over the echidna. MIKE: So, Tom, being the resident obsessive, how many SI's do we have at this point? TOM: Five. > > Knuckles sits up, his had over his wildly beating heart CROW: Didn't know you could use helper verbs like him. TOM: (looking through a book, the SOL guide to SI's) We have species identification. Amber-sama is a Mary-Sue. > , and looks at > the authoress. She looks pretty sane with sensible brown hair that is > moderately tidy (unlike Sae-sama's rat nest hair; no offense meant > v) MIKE: I'm sure the real life Sae-sama will think so. > , and has black bat-like wings and a green flame much like a chao > ball hovering over her forehead. TOM: Better hope she doesn't get somewhere with a low ceiling. > Knux calms down a bit, glad that > he's with someone sane for once. ALL: (bitter) Yeah, right. > > "Yeah... I'm all right," he says, dusting himself off. "I was just > being chased by these authoresses... there was this one that made me do > push-ups and another that was a cockroach...?" CROW: And you were there, and you were there, and it made no sense. > > "Anna-sama and Sae-sama?" the chao-ish authoress replies > automatically. MIKE: She's got a trigger set up for this very setup. > > Knuckles' jaw drops. "How did you..." TOM: Get the cookies out of the cookie jar? CROW: Not me. MIKE: Not me. GYPSY: Not me. > > At this, the authoress laughs, and evil sound that gives him a > feeling of impending doom. > > "How did I know? Why, they're my best friends!" MIKE: Yeah, I'm sure she likes Sae-sama a lot. > she announces, > spreading her bat-like wings to hover over the appalled echidna. CROW: I love the smell of a lemon in the morning. > "I'm > Amber-sama, a.k.a. Amberspike, Authoress of Insane Knuckles the > echidna fangirlism TOM: WHY! WHY must this fan-fic be a crossover between chick-flicks, power-trips, and marysueism? > , and idea supplier for Tails and the Repeating > Decimal." TOM: (looking through SI guide) We're up in Godgirl territory now. > > Knuckles scoots backward, his eyes locked on Amber-sama. MIKE: So evil! And yet so strangely Aura-of-Smoothish. > She has a > grin on her face now, revealing wolfish, dangerously pointy teeth. CROW: As opposed to those harmless wolfish pointy teeth. > > "I believe I have some business to attend to now, Knuckles. Being > the fangirl that I am..." TOM: Will you give me your autograph? > > In a swift, violent motion, Amber-sama dives toward Knux, knocking > him over. He tries to scuttle away, only to be captured in a tight > hug. ALL: (cry) TOM: It's so beautiful... WHAT'S THE USE! > > "YAAAAAAHHHHH!" Knuckles screams. CROW: (still crying but trying to sound like a six-year-old-boy as Knuckles) Girls are ICKY! > > Amber-sama stands up at once, raising an eyebrow. "Hey, I'm not > going to really hurt you, you know..." MIKE: (as Knuckles) AAAAAH! POINTY EYEBROWS! > > "AAAHHHH!" TOM: (as Knuckles, suddenly) OOOooooh. That's good! > > "You scream like a girl," Amber-sama comments, crossing her arms. > > "AAAAHHHHHH!" CROW: Okay, that's better, now you're screaming like Oscar. > > "Okay, that's becoming annoying." MIKE: Oddly enough, I agree. > > "AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" > > "THAT'S ENOUGH!" TOM: The end. > yells Amber-sama, glomping Knux again and kissing > him. Paralyzed with shock, the echidna goes limp. CROW: Oddly enough, I thought Lovely Kisses put you to sleep, and Sweet Kisses confused. > And Amber-sama > begins the laborious task of dragging him out of the darkened forest > back to the other authoresses. MIKE: Hey, look at what the Amber dragged in. > A hard thing to do, really, > considering that she is not very strong TOM: (looking at guide to SI's) Now the book's about to explode from conflicting readings. > , and Knux, of course, weighs > 88 pounds (Amberspike: Hee hee, that's on his official bio -) But > eventually, Amber-sama does manage to get him there. CROW: Knuckles had woken up, and fallen back to sleep from boredom. > > "Who did you capture this time? Kyo again?" Anna-sama asks darkly, > her cloud of black angst hovering around her. MIKE: Now you know why not to smoke. > > "Nah, Kyo's no fun. He keeps turning into a cat every time you glomp > him," Amber-sama replies. ALL: o_O? MIKE: I thought this was a Sonic fic? > > "Yea-dat!" agrees Sae-sama. TOM: Um-that! > > Amber-sama reaches behind her, pulling the unconscious echidna into > view. > > "So, instead, I have the love of my life, Knuckles." DR.F (over P.A.) Man, this is good. > > "The weakling!" announces Anna-sama, pointing an accusatory finger > at Knux. "He could barely even do a hundred push-ups!" CROW: Sure, he can cleave rock in two with his fists, but he's a weakling none the less. > > "The ketchup!" Sae-sama says. Amber and Anna-sama stare at her. MIKE: (as Sae-Sama) What? If you're gonna eat him, you'll need ketchup. > > "What?" asks Sae-sama innocently. "Ketchup is red like Knuckles! So > is blood..." TOM: And so is Sonic. No, wait, he isn't. > > At this moment, Knuckles happens to wake up, groaning as he opens > his eyes. As Amber-sama's face comes into view, Knux tries to > scream, but, being hoarse from all the previous screaming, CROW: He neighs. > all that > comes out is a weird squeaking sound. Delighted, Amber-sama glomps > him and attaches herself to his leg, laughing sadistically. MIKE: Even the author thinks she's insane. > Knuckles, ready to crack from all the insanity, does the one thing > he can think of at a time like this. TOM: He starts playing strip poker with the X-samas. > > He punches Amber-sama. ALL: GOOOOOOOOOO, KNUCKLES! > Sending her flying across the stone palace > that the groups is in to the land with an explosion of dust, rock, > and shrapnel. (Amberspike: Heh heh... shrapnel is a fun word v) MIKE: So is (exaggerated) Gazebo! TOM: Bulbous Bouffant! CROW: Macadamia! MIKE: Plethora! DR.F: (over P.A.) Mukluk, er. GET BACK TO THE FIC! > > "Holy upholstery!" Sae-sama exclaims. CROW: On a scale of 1 to 100 of random, this is 10^infinity-1. > Anna-sama's dark and angsty > aura expands slightly, her eyes burning as she glares at Knuckles. TOM: Stupid. Misfired. Fireball. Spell. > > "How... DARE YOU!" MIKE: (as Knuckles) What? It's legalized self defense! > > "S-sorry!" the echidna stutters, looking nervously from Anna-sama to > Sae-sama and then to Amber-sama's point of impact. A cloud of dust is > till over the area covering the wounded authoress's body. Knuckles > finds himself hoping that Amber-sama isn't seriously hurt, since CROW: The Aura-of-Smooth kicked in again. > if > she was, Sae-sama and Anna-sama would surely torture him to the end > of days. TOM: Next week, Tuesday, on BBC. > Furthermore, no Amberspike, no fic, and everyone would go > into the REAL Void of Forgotten Fanfiction. MIKE: This isn't? > > Then, suddenly, a light appears in the dust. ALL: IT'S THE HUMAN LIGHTBULB! > > It begins as a single flickering flame, but it quickly expands within > the cloud to create a ring of fire CROW: Which Amber-sama will make Knuckles jump through. > , even though Knuckles knows that > there isn't anything flammable to fuel it. The fire burns brighter > and brighter, rising up like a wall of hellish flames, spreading out > through the castle, the intense heat burning the echidna's face TOM: THE END! WHY WON'T YOU END! (cries) > Then, out of this fire comes a lone brown wolf, completely unaffected > by the heat of the licking orange flames. Rising up on its hind legs, > the wolf lets out a demonic howl before transforming into a furious > horrific Amber-sama. MIKE: She's a werewolf? Or a shapeshifter? Or a plot contrivance? > > "YOU!" she yells, extending a clawed hand towards Knuckles. "I'LL > BURN YOU!" CROW: (as DuPont) BURN! BURN! SWEAT! SWEAT! MAKE YOUR BODY WORK! THE MIND ELECTRIC! > > The poor echidna barely had time to react as a jet of pure fire was > launched towards him. He dodged by an inch, spinning his head around > wildly to find someone, anyone who could help him. It was no use; MIKE: He was in a cross between an Anti-fic and a SI-fic. > Sae-sama had gone back to her cockroach form and scuttled away and > Anna-sama sat in the form of a golden lioness, idly licking a paw as > tongues of fire bounced harmlessly off of her dark angsty aura. TOM: Of Angsty Angstyness. > It > occurred to Knuckles that each fanauthoress must have some kind of > animal they could turn into for protection, with Amber-sama as the > wolf, Anna-sama as the lioness, and Sae-sama as the "uncrunchable" > cockroach. Meaning that he was the only one left vulnerable against > Amber-sama's rage. MIKE: Him, and the toaster. > > Knuckles spots a door at the far end of the castle and runs toward > it, Amber-sama right behind him. He throws it open, locking it just > before the authoress can get through. Suddenly, he realizes that he > has been enveloped in complete and total darkness. CROW: ThErE iS No WaY oUt Of HeRe. It WiLl Be DaRk SoOn. > > Panicking, Knux feels along the wall by the door to try and find > where he is. Soon, he spots a light up ahead. MIKE: (singing) It's the light at the end of the fanfic, it's the light at the end of the fanfic... > > "Wha...?" > > Yet another fanauthoress is sitting under a huge and gnarled tree. > She has on the white and red outfit of a miko TOM: Is that the male version of a mike? > , and looks rather > peaceful sitting there. Knuckles approaches cautiously. ALL: *INTENSE**CAUTIOUS**ACTION* > > "Uh... are you sane?" He knows that it's an odd question, but having me > enough mentally disturbed authoresses TOM: Yes, Amber-sama is defiantly enough insane authoresses, why'd she put in the others? > , it's an essential one. > > The priestess fanauthoress sits in silence for a moment. The she > looks up and says quite simply, "Kagura." MIKE: It's kinda a yes or no question. > "Huh?" > > "Kagura." CROW: She's a Pokemon? > > "Which one?" (Amberspike: Remember that there are many different > Kaguras from various animes, peeps. -) CROW: Are you talking to me. > > "The Kagura of all Kaguras that rules over the kingdom of Kaguras," > the authoress murmurs mysteriously. TOM: The planet of all Kagura kingdoms in the Kagura solar system, Kagura galaxy, Kagura-verse. > > Knuckles sweatdrops. "That doesn't make any sense!" ALL: (sarcastically) REALLLLLY? > > "Kagura." > > "Blink blink?" MIKE: Nudge Nudge? > > At once the priestess stands up, her eyes blazing. "By talking in > third person about yoursel CROW: My sel is in the very best prison. > , you have offended the great Inuyasha > Kagura. YOOOUUU SHHHHAAALLLL PAAAYYY!" TOM: (as Knuckles) Accept American Express? > > The authoress attempted to whack Knuckles on the head, but his newly > acquired escaping-rabid-authoress reflexes allowed him to escape the MIKE: EVIL PUDDING MONSTERS! > grasp of this 'Jeanne-sama'. > > 'It's a madhouse; A MADHOUSE!' TOM: 'It's a bad fanfic, a BAD FANFIC!' > Ha, ha! Us Supreme Authoresses have > come into the picture! If you want a visual reference of our > fanauthor apperances, go to my profile page. Wow, that was long. CROW: Very. > > Review time! > > LonelyArtist: Thanks for the compliment! I did understand you. > Sae-sama reminds you of someone your friend knows! MIKE: I'm psychic! REALLY! > > Shadw: Randomness! Some fun, random words: potato, onion, lichen, > hypotenuse, undulating! CROW: Hmmmmmmmmm. > > Amberspike: I must contact you first thing when I come back! More > ideas! Waha! > > Speedfox: Thank ya! Control on sanity is minimal... TOM: It only has two positions. Suck and Blow. > > Dragonmaster Kyra: Sanks! You're gonna enjoy this chapter even more! > XDDD MIKE: Return of the triple chin smiley! > > Prince Izzy X: Fast update! Hope you enjoy! > > Kemious the kitsugriff: Thanks for commenting and adding to the > already huge total of reviews! I know that not everyone likes (and is > in the mood) for randomness, so I'm just glad you commented. TOM: Must. Find. Website. To. Review. > > sonic: Thanks for reviewing. This might not be the best humor, but I > tried. So, we tried our hand at writing humor fics, and if you don't > like it, it doesn't matter. CROW: That's right! Sucks to be you! > > Next chappie: might be out at middle of July if I get a chance to > work on it (exiting door sequence) (Deep 13) DR.F: Wow. That really hurt them. And all because it updated during the middle of the experiment. MAN, AM I LUCKY! FRANK: Hey, what do you know, the Ray Jay Johnson sandwich got $999,999 dollars on eBay bided on it... DR.F: YES! FRANK: By a hoax bidder. DR.F: No. FRANK: I'll begin using the penknife on my fingers. DR.F: Thank you. (SOL bridge) TOM: Anyway, to cheer us up I figure, you know how today's fic was so random? WarioWare is too, so I ran the fic through the WarioWarizer! MIKE: (looking at GBA) Nice, but what are you doing. TOM: Well, now I'm pressing A on all the 45's. Now it's the Knuckle's Nosepicking game. CROW: OOOH! That's gotta hurt with the spikes. TOM: Now I'm fighting off Sae-Sama and her stick figure army with a skateboard and a bottle of root-beer. Now it's pressing A repeatedly to escape the Knuckles' glompers. MIKE: The Mads are calling. (Pushes the button) (Deep 13) DR.F: You MAY have survived this week, but you won't survive next week's! Shadow the Hedgehog and Harry Potter by AlexPhoenixWing! PUSH THE BUTTON, FRANK! FRANK: So, you spin the GBA, not yourself! DR.F: *Sigh*. (Pushes the Button, and the monitor goes blank. MYSTERY SHATNER THEATER 3000.5 EPISODE LIST 101: "TAILS AND THE REPEATING DECIMAL" by AmberSpike and BlackFeatherz29. FUTURE EPISODES: 102: "SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG AND HARRY POTTER" by AlexPhoenixWing (MSTing rights aquired) POSSIBLE EPISODES: 103: "TWO WORLDS, ONE AMY" by AmySonikku (Waiting for response) I would like to thank: EWIC, for getting me interested in MSTing. Wikipedia, for geting me to EWIC. The people of #C-Ko'sChatHall on irc://shevat.polarcom.com, for keeping me from making major mistakes and giving me useful advice. Kouban, for giving me the most of this advice. Amberlink, for proofreading this. AmberSpike and Blackfeatherz29 for being such a good sport about this and for writing "Tails and the Repeating Decimal". Stinger: -------------------------------------------------------------------- > Sae-sama, Supreme Authoress of the Insane Stick Figures, suddenly > pops out of the ceiling. "I DEON'T KNEOW!" she cackles evilly. (END OF FILE)