Greetings folks. The Silver Ranger is officially making his MSTing debut on the Shinji's Vault of Anime MSTings with a little treat for everyone out there. This is a MST of the Digimon fanfic, "Touch the Wormmon." This MSTing is rated R for yaoi lime content as well as sexual situations and adult language. Mystery Science Theater 3000 is property of Best Brains Inc. and its other respective companies and they are welcome to it. Digimon is property of Toei Animation, the Fox Network, and it's other respective companies. This fanfiction is a social commentary and has not been approved by any of the companies from either show, but is for entertainment purposes only. This story was absolutely not used for any forms of profit at all! If you even dream of suing me, the only thing you will get are just a pile of old Disney and Wrestling video tapes, in short, I am the brokest man alive. And by the way, Clare, my comments on your fic and your website are intended for humor. I am in NO way attacking them. This is for a bit of R&R. And now for the opening theme of: "Mystery Digdestined Theater 3000" "In the not too distant future, way down in Deep 13. Doctor Forrester and tv's Frank, were hatching an evil sceme." "They caught, a digidestined kid named Tai, who had the crest of courage and a sugar high. Thier test subject needed a good test case, So they signed with the Digi-Kaiser and shot him into space (get me down!!!)" *Scene shows wormon holding stapled papers of fanfics.* "We'll send him cheesy fanfics. The worst, we can find. (la-la-la) He'll have to sit and watch them all, and we'll moniter his mind. (la-la-la) Now keep in mind that Tai cannot control where the fanfics begin or end. (la-la-la) So he'll try to keep his sanity, with the help of his digi-destined friends." *WHIIIRRR* "DIGIDESTINED ROLL CALL" "Sora. (I'm no lesbo dammit!)" "Mimi. (I'm not a ditz!)" "Koushiro. (Most prodigious.)" "Jyoooooooooouu. (We're trapped like rats!)" "If you're wondering how they eat and breath, and other science facts. (la-la-la) Just think to yourself it's just a show, so you better just relax. For Mystery Digidestined Theater 3000." *Twang* *DIGI-SATELLITE OF LOVE, 1800 HOURS* Taichi Yagami is rummaging through his belongings that he had in his backpack that he had with him when he and the others were captured. He realizes that the cambot is rolling and he starts speaking to those who are watching. Tai: "Hi everyone, Taichi Kamiya here talking to you from the Digi- Satellite of love. For those of you wondering how we got here, that stupid Digimon Kaiser had signed up with some dude to torture us and bend us to his will. All of the digidestined old and new were fighting one of his enslaved digimon when we were overwhelmed by even more digimon. Myself along with Izzy, Mimi, Sora and Jyou were knocked out during the fight and ended up getting captured and shot into space on this rusting scrap heap. We should be getting some sort of word from the Kaiser." *MAD'S LIGHT STARTS FLASHING* Sora: "What the hell is that red light?" Koushiro: "It must be the Digimon Kaiser. Try pushing that button over there on the console. It may open a communication frequency." Tai: "Well, let's give it a try." As Tai pushes the button, an image of Ken Ichijouji, aka the Digimon Kaiser appeared on the viewscreen. Two other mysterious figures are in the background. *DIGI-DEEP 13* Ken: "Greetings victims. I have tried to capture you so that I can be free to rule the digiworld. This is not entirely a total loss, considering that I have managed to capture some of the originals. But anyway, I have a friend of mine here that is a true supreme geneius of evil. We have decided to join forces because we felt we have 2 things in common. First, we are both evil geneius' bent on conquering the world, and second, we both have useless sidekicks. But without further ado, allow me to introduce straight from the real world, Doctor Clayton Forrester, and his useless sidekick, Frank." Dr. F: "Thank you Mr. Ichijouji. Feel free to leave and punish that wormon, much like I do this idiot over here. (turns to the Digidestined) Greetings Digi-brats. Dr. Forrester here and have we got a little treat for you." *DIGI-SOL* Tai: "Lemme guess, a pair of goggles that prevent static cling so my hair doesn't suffer? Just what the hell do you want with us? Where are our digimon?" Mimi: "What have you done with Palmon?" *DD-13* Dr. F: "Temper temper now pink ranger. The other digimon are with the Kaiser, and they undergoing thier own torture. Once he hands them over to me, they will share the same fate you 5 will undergo. As to what we are going to do to you, we are going to send over bad Japanese Animated fanfiction stories for you to read. While you read those little tidbits from hell in the theater we are going to moniter the mental activities in your brains. If you happen to go insane, then that will be the fanfic that we will use to not only help the Kaiser conquer the real world, but the Digiworld as well." *DIGI-SOL* Sora: "Oh yeah? Well what if we don't feel like going into that theater?" *DD-13* Dr. F: "Simple, I cut off your oxygen. Don't force me to do a little demo for you. And might I suggest you don't try anything computer bug, no matter how hard you try to hack into here, your pineapple is useless. Anyway, it's time for your very first experiment. Today's fanfic is one of of the desk of the author who calls herself Clare Louise. It's entitled "Touch the Wormon," hope you enjoy it. Send the fanfic Frank!" Frank: "Done and done sir." *DIGI-SOL* Tai: "Well hopefully now that Dr. Forrester is off the screen now, maybe we can get some help." Koushiro: "My laptop is still working just fine. I can hook us up to the net and see if we can call for help." *klaxons start blaring and the red lights start flashing. All chaos breaks loose.* Tai: "It's gonna have to wait untill later because.....WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIGN!!" All: "AAAAAAAHHH!!" *Door opening squence* Door 6: *It's a picture of Omegamon. It opens up for you from the sides.* Door 5: *It's a dart board of Queen Beryl. You make it fall by hitting the bullseye.* Door 4: *It's a huge block of ice. You have Greymon use nova blast and move onward.* Door 3: *It's a picture of Oscar. You throw holy water on it and watch it disolve in flames.* Door 2: *It's a Boss Reo's D.A.A. fic. You throw a rose in the center, and it opens up.* Door 1: *It's a picture of 02 Yamato. You play a harmonica tune and move on.* *Tai and the others enter the theater. With Tai taking the middle seat, while Mimi, Takes the one farthest to the left, and Jyou right next to her. Sora sits on Tai's right side with Izzy right next to her.* >this is to stop me yelling "GO ON! TOUCH IT!" to poor innocent people anymore. Izzy: "Cue Saturday Night Live riff!" Taichi(as Sprocket's host): "Would you like to touch my monkey." Jyou: "Hell no." Taichi: "TOUCH IT! BE ONE WITH IT!" >Notes > >- I started out using the dub names, Sora: "Because DiC was in charge of the project." Mimi: "Wrong anime Sora." Izzy: "You two do realize you have just broken the fourth wall." > because its going on my matt fangirl >page and I wanted no letters asking who takeru is. BUT then I realised no way >in hell was I using the dub names for daisuke et al, so i changed it back to >original names. Taichi: "So Daisuke has a relative named et al?" Mimi: "Kinda reminds me of Dowm, Derien, and Ben." Taichi: "Pray Tuxedo Alex does not flame us for this." Jyou: "FOURTH WALL!" > any mistakes are my own stupidity Izzy: "This whole fic *is* your own stupidity." >-This is part ONE! part TWO will have Takeru and ken getting down to, uh, buisness. I just got carried away with scene >setting and namechecking a load of old yaoi pairings. Taichi: "How old can they possiblly be? As old as that old ghoul Cologne or Yamato's grandma?" >-Sorry about Matt. God I'm sorry. Sorry, Sorry, sorry. It was just funnier if hes...like he is. I don't think hes a bimbo, but it >works better this way...... Taichi(as Butt-head): "Uh, he's like uh....uh....a dumbass. Huhuhuhuh, huhuhuh, you dumbass." Sora: "So Yamato has become Mimi now?" Mimi: "Sora!" >-The thing about TK crotching half the male digidestined is true, see "forget about it" "garurumon" and a load of others. Jyou: "Oh it's a load of right, a load of-" Taichi: "Don't even go there." Mimi: "That's only a stupid convienience. Besides when Takeru hugged Taichi in that one episode, he was too short so of course he is only at waist-length. In fact, through every hug he is only waist-length. Earth to Clare, pay attention to the height now and again. That does not mean they're gay." Izzy: "Not a bad rant." Mimi: "Still think I'm a ditz?" > or even my page.... The thing >about daisuke and taichis panties is just a fave mental image of mine. *Izzy, Mimi, Jyou, and Sora turn and stare at Taichi. Taichi stares back and sweatdrops* Taichi: "What?" >-The characters arent behaving like their normal selves because hello, I've never seen the 02 versions of any of them. oh >well... Sora: "Maybe she forgot to pay her cable bill." Mimi: "Either that or she doesn't have a TV." Jyou(singing): "Got no phone no lights no motor car, not a single luxury. Like Robinson Carruso, just as primative as can be." >--------- >TOUCH THE WORMMON >By Clare >THE ISHIDA FAMILY RESIDENCE Izzy: "The Swiss Family Robinson." >TAKERU: Helllloooo! Anybody home? I'm here on whatever visitation rights our >f***ed up family unit allows Mr.Ishida. Hey Yamato! I can't remember: are we >brothers or half brothers this week? Jyou: "We are lovers as well as brothers. In fact, we are showing up on the Jerry Springer show this monday." >YAMATO: I'm pretty! Mimi(singing): "I feel pretty. Oh so pretty, I feel pretty, and witty, and wise." >TAKERU: Uh, O-kay. Well, what I wanted to tell you was, I sortof have a new >after school activity. Jyou: "I'm a child porn star." Izzy: "If that's not a dark riff, I don't know what is." >YAMATO: I'm pretty! Lots of fangirls like me! They build webshrines to me! Mimi: "That reminds me Izzy, check my hotmail account to see if my Yamato shrine is up and running." >TAKERU: Whatever. Anyhow. I'm kind of a digidestined. Again. And, uh, youre >not. Taichi: "Hi I'm Taichi Yagami and you're not." >YAMATO: I play in a band and I slick my hair back. Girls like that. They >throw their panties at me because I'm so pretty. I like that too. Because I >can give the panties to Taichi Taichi: *turns a deep shade of green* "I think I'm gonna be sick." Sora: "Better this crap then a lemon." Jyou: "It's like the author has an obsession with gay guys that have panties fetish." Taichi(while getting pissed): "I do not wear panties." Izzy: "Stay frosty Taichi." >TAKERU: So, theres five of us, saving the world and hang on why are you >giving Taichi schoolgirls panties? Izzy: "Because the author made me." Mimi: "Why is he giving Taichi schoolgirls panties anyway?" Taichi: "Maybe the author is trying to give me a Happosai personality." Sora(takes out a mallet): "You come near my panties while I'm still wearing them, you die! Taichi(with a southern accent): "Simmuh, down now." >YAMATO: Um? Clothing drive? All: "Yeah right!" > Taichi says I'm a bish-ou-nen! That's a long word! Mimi: "That's not long. try 'antidisestablishmentarianism'." Izzy: "It never has beaten 'supercalifragalisticexpealidotious'." >TAKERU: Well, anyway, I have to pick up the ole batpig and swing by the >digiworld again. So I can't come with you to see the rocky horror show this >evening. Take Taichi instead. All(singing): "Let's do the time warp again!" >YAMATO: Schweeet! >TAKERU: Anyway, got to be off, Daisuke is waiting. >YAMATO: Daisuke? Yama no like Daisuke. Daisuke Taichiwannabe steals Taichi's panties. Jyou(as Shampoo): "Shampoo want nothing to do with you." > That funny. Because Daisukes sister the one that threw them at >Yamato in first place. >TAKERU: O-kay. Well, I'll tell Gabumon you said hello. Tai, Izzy, and Jyou(as 3 stooges): "hello, hello, hello. hello." Mimi: "Pray they don't twist thier noses with pliers." >YAMATO: Gabumon! Horn! Good! Taichi: O_O "He did not mean what I think he meant?" >TAKERU leaves. TAICHI crawls out naked from behind a sofa. Taichi: *leans over to the side and starts puking* Izzy: "Had no idea he would take this so hard." Mimi: "He better not puke on me, I'm wearing silk." >TAICHI: think he suspects? > >YAMATO: Nope. Takeru not suspect. Takeru stoopid. Sora: "Much like Shampoo and her broken dialect." >TAI: Youre so pretty, you know that? > >YAMATO: Yamato Pretty! Jyou(singing): "I'm just a sexy boy." Mimi, Sora(in unison): "Sexy boy." Izzy: "I'm not your boy toy." Mimi, Sora: "Boy toy." >TAICHI: Now come to bed, my little love-gabumon! > Taichi: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! I'M NOT GAY DAMMIT, NO NO NO NO NO.." Sora: "Lemme take care of this." *Sora takes out her mallet and fwaps him upside the head with it bringing him back to reality.* >----------- >THE COMPUTER ROOM MEETING PLACE THINGY. Izzy(as Earthworm Jim): "IT'S.....A THINGY!" >Daisuke: So, Were all here. Takeru, Hikari, Miyako, Iori..heeeyyy..how you >doin' Iori? > >IORI: ::gulp:: Jyou(as Val Venis) "Helloooo Iori." >DAISUKE: (perching on the side of Iori's chair) Like the hair! Like it babe! >(slaps Iori on the butt) IORI: eeeee! Taichi(as Forgetful Jones): "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEklahoma where the wind comes blowing down the-" Mimi: "NO SESSAME STREET RIFFS!" >DAISUKE: But enough fun and games. We have to go to the digiworld >and do stuff. > >TAKERU: Like what? Taichi: "Like make a bunch of pizza orders...and make prank calls...to a bunch of people. Viva la resistance." Others: *groan* >DAISUKE: Takaishi Takeru isnt it? My my,havnt you grown.whos a big boy now >then? Hows your uh, big brother? > >TAKERU: Uh Yamato's pretty. Mimi: "I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel- Izzy: "No recycling riffs. to do so costs an extra 5$" >DAISUKE: Of course, of course. Now, have you all brought your digimon? My >god! Some of them are uglier than last season! Oh well, lets all remember lillymon and hope they digivolve into something >half decent. Mimi: "At least Lillymon is worth laying." Jyou: "And you know this because.....?" Izzy: "Mimi, your not lesbo are you?" Taichi: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" *starts convulsing* Sora: "Relax, give him a couple of minutes. He got this way reading an oscarfic long before we got captured." >Now. just >jump through this computer screen and we'll be in the digiworld. ::SMASH:: Sora: "Super Smash Brothers?" Mimi: "Smash T.V.?" Jyou: "Big money, big prizes, I love it!!" >DAISUKE: Not that one Takeru! You do take after your brother you know follow >me people! I'll lead you a- oh! Just a minute! Damn lace panties giving me a >wedgie. Izzy: "I call dibs on NOT singing the thong song." >------ >THE DIGIWORLD Sora: "Apparently the Digiworld has been blanketed by snow." >THE DIGIMON KAIZER, HEREBY KNOWN AS "KEN", IS SAT WATCHING PROCEEDINGS. > >KEN: Fools! They have walked right into my trap.Or they would have If I had >one..Note to self: lay trap next time. Taichi: "Note to self, kill Clare Louise." Mimi: *glomps Taichi* "You're back!!!!" Tai: o.O "let go...need air." >WORMMON: Worm! Worm! Izzy: "The hell?" >KEN: Youre not a pokemon, damn you! > >WORMMON: sorry! Clares been writing shishi fics before this. Izzy: "The only thing that saved pokemon." >I luv you! Taichi(as Barney): "I luv you, you luv me, we're a happy family." Jyou: "Tai, it's bad enough we have to read this fic, don't make our torture even worse." >Wormmon loves Kaizer! Ken pretty! > >KEN: Prettier than Yamato? > >WORMMON: OOOH! YAMATO PRETTY! No. > >KEN: DAMN HIM! I'M THE PRETTIEST! THE FANGIRLS WANT ME! I shall have my >revenge by CORRUPTING HIS YOUNGEST SISTER! Sora: "He has a brother boy genious." >WORMMON: Yamato only has a little brother! Mimi: "I think Wormon heard you. Either that or he's become Nostrilladamos." >KEN: Even better. Without the gilligan hat, Takeru is one hot pice of >digi-ass! BWAHAHAHA! Izzy(singing): "I'm a digi-ass man. yeah I'm a digi-ass man. So many asses, so little time." Taichi: "Enough with the pointless WWF songs." >WORMMON: Wahhh! I thought we were going to take over the world? Jyou: "Great, now wormmon thinks he's Pinky." Mimi: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering." >KEN: Not now pookie. Daddy has important buisness to do. > >------- Izzy: "Doctor Kido to the intensive care unit, code blue, urgent." >TAKERU: and THEN angemon got out his huge rod and swung it around! An' it >was glowing and devimon just couldn't resist it All: "EEEEWWWWW!" Taichi: "Takeru, you deviant." >DAISUKE: I'll bet. > >TAKERU: Angemon was so cool! I miss having a digimon that can actually do >some damage. >PATAMON: OI! Right! That does it! No more pig evoloutions for me! I! WILL! >DIGIVOOOOLVE !!!! ::turns into a horsepig:: Sora: "This fic has now become a greek mythology fic." >HORUSMON: Sod. Still a farmyard animal. > >TAKERU: (not noticing) An' I wanted to crotch angemon. Angemon was a lot >easier to crotch than batpig. Mimi: "What is it with that damn author and the crotching. He only crotches because-" Izzy: "Rants will not be reused, thank you and goodnight." >HORUSMON: That's horsepig to you now. Screw this, I'm becoming a tokomon >again. >DAISUKE: uh, crotch? > >TAKERU: Sure. When I got scared and lonely in the first seaso- I mean, when >me and the first digidestined went to the digiworld, I would sort of rub my >head in my friends crotches and I'd feel all safe and better. Taichi: "And that almost violated the fourth wall, as well as a few traces of my sanity." Jyou: "Just stay frosty." >DAISUKE: And who did you do this to? > >TAKERU: Uh Yamato, Taichi, Jyou. Maybe Koushiro on one occasion all the >boys. Sora(singing): "Bad bad bad bad boy. You make me feel so good." >DAISUKE: Takeru ever thought you may be..gay? Izzy(as Professor Bighead): "Of course he's gay, he listens to TLC in his car." Jyou: "Listening to TLC makes you gay?" >TAKERU: Wha? Whyd you think that? > >DAISUKE: Just a thought. Taichi(as Daisuke): "Have you seen him with women?" Izzy(as Miyako): "Oh, I don't see you lighting up the town. You wouldn't know how to handle a suzy if it came in the mail." >TAKERU: I'm not gay! Everyone knows I'm destined to fall in love with Hikari! > >HIKARI: What the f**k? Dude, I was just hoping you'd give me your brothers >number. Hes pretty! Then again, if I went after him, my brother may get >jealous. Taichi: "If he even dreams about laying Kari-" Izzy: "It's only a fic dude, calm down." >TAKERU: Why? > >HIKARI: Uh. Takeru. Yamato is Taichis boyfriend. Taichi: o.O *starts to get sick again* >TAKERU: I know theyre friends! > >HIKARI: Noooo. Boy. Friend. Theyre gay. Homosexual. Yaoi. All that. Jyou(as John Cleese): "It's passed on! It's kicked the bucket, shuffled off it's mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding chior 'invisible!! This is an *EX* parrot!!" > I just >really hope Yamato's bi. ::sigh:: hes so pretty! Didn't you notice them all >over each other last time we were here? Taichi: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY MUST PEOPLE THINK I'M GAY??!!!!" Sora: "Here we go again. That does it, time for a time out!" *Sora then duct tapes his mouth shut, and ties him in a straight jacket.* >TAKERU: But Sora said.. > >HIKARI: Huh, Sora's a lying cow. We all know she was getting' it on with Biyomon when Mimi wasn't letting her get any. Sora: "SAY THAT IN MY FACE BITCH!" Jyou: "SETTLE DOWN! Again, it's only a fic. Don't let Dr. F and the Kaiser get to you." >TAEKERU: Zuuhhhh? > >HIKARI: And Jyou and Koushiro. Well! At it like rabbits! Its always the >wuiet ones! All: *sweatdrop* Izzy: "Is this even a word? 'wuiet?'" Jyou: "Maybe she's making up words, just like Oscar does." Mimi: "At it like rabbits? More like 2 tokomon's in heat." Sora, Izzy, and Jyou: "MIMI!" >TAKERU: Waaaaaaa???? > >A sudden FLASH OF LIGHT All but Taichi(singing): "A battle has begun and only one can win the fight. Danger in the air, destroying everything in sight. The time has come to right the wrong with prism power might, She's Got The Power!" >KEN: HI! I AM THE DIGIMON KAIZER! AND NOW TAKERU..YOU WILL TOUCH MY WORMMON! > >WORMMON: Touch meeeeeeeeeeee! Izzy: "Touch meeeeee! Be one with meeee!" *Jyou then reaches over and hugs Izzy* Izzy: "Now I'm as happy as a little girl." *Tai, Mimi, and Sora sweatdrop* Mimi: "You 2 are not gay are you." Jyou: "Just read the fic." >DAISUKE: Ahhhh! He's hot! Hotter than Taichi! Can I trade in my goggles for >some of those sunglasses please? I mean DIGIDESTINED! RUN! Mimi: "Can I trade in my goggles for a leather thong and chains and whip complete with handcuffs?" All but Tai: "MIMI!" >KEN grabs hold of TAKERU. >KEN: Not you. I shall take you back to my hidden fortress, and there..YOU >SHALL TOUCH MY WORMMON! Izzy: "why must the fortress always be hidden." Sora: "Must be the author's failed attempt at a plot point." >-------- >TO BE CONTINUED Sora: "Thank god that's over." Jyou: "Let's get out of here." Tai: "mmmff, mmmphmmm!!" *Mimi drags Taichi out of the theater.* *As our heroes enter the main bridge Taichi at last is released from his bonds by Sora who is now severely pissed at him.* Sora: "Just what the hell is your problem with yaoi fics that involve you in it? I am seriously starting to think you are homophobic." Tai: "I am not a homophobe. I just don't like being involved in any gay action fics. They.....make me kinda confused about myself." Sora: "I don't follow." Tai: "Well.....through the riffs, I am sort of denying my own sexual orientations. And I don't want anyone else to know about me. Especially Matt. It's bad enough I'm becomming depressed, because I wish he was here. I think I'm in love with him." Sora: "Wow........I'm shocked. I had no idea you even had those hidden feelings. Did you think we were gonna hate you because you are gay? If anything, Izzy and Jyou are showing ambiguous signs of it and we don't really care. It's none of our business, so we don't ask." Tai: "That makes me feel a little better. But I wish that Yami felt the same way about me." Sora: "Relax, we'll find a way out of here. And I'm sure you will find a way to tell Matt how you feel. What I'm worried about is how well you will take it if he rejects you." Tai: "Just make sure that there are no knives in my reach for a few days. *Izzy then runs onto the bridge* Izzy: "Most prodigious news people!" Sora: "What is it?" *Klaxons start blaring and red lights start flashing* Tai: "It's gonna have to wait because........." All: "..........WE'VE GOT FIC SIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!" *I DON'T EVEN FEEL LIKE RETYPING THE DOOR SEQUENCE* >I actually got Ken and Takeru in the same scene together rthis time... Yeah i >know I promised gijinka wormmon. but it ran on so there is a part three and >gijinka wormmon pops up in that. Don't ask me why daisuke has such a horn for >Iori, its just amusing me.... Izzy: "Oh no, Daisuke is turning into a Gabumon now." >....It gets kinkier than this. sorry, once I started I couldnt stop. Mimi(faking orgasm): "Oh yeah....Gabumon!! DON'T STOP!!!!" *Sora takes out a mallet and hits her over the head with it* Sora(with a green face): "If i was you, I would never do that AGAIN!!! Any questions?" Mimi: T_T "I'll be good." >Um, when I'm done, if anybody wants to use my fic on a page or whatever can, >but just ask me for the version with the stoopid mistakes removed... Jyou: "Stoopid???? she's definately is taking writing lessons from Oscar." >Clare >smooth.as/yamato Izzy: "Daisuke. Bighaired.as/Taichi" Tai: "IZZY!!" >------ Mimi: "Pretty pattern!" ^_^ > >TOUCH THE WORMMON >Pt2: Yaoi for all! All: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" >IN THE DIGIWORLD: Izzy(Singing): "In the Navy...." Tai: "You get to sail the 7 seas." Jyou: "In the Navy..." Tai: "You get to put your mind at ease." Sora: "BOYS!!" >DAISUKE: Hey! That was a close shave! Thank god we all escaped with our asses >intact! Well, apart from Takeru! Eh, Iori? >DAISUKE smacks IORI on the butt. Mimi: "From now on, Daisuke is now known as Mr. Ass." Sora: "If Iori has an ass that smackable, then Iori should be the one named Mr. Ass." Mimi: "Why?" Tai: "Think about the slogan. 'All this...plus a really great lookin' ass too.'" >IORI: Gneeeeeee! Jyou: "Oh no, Iori is turning into Oscar. Miyako had better not turn into Felicia to make the Oscar curse complete." *starts turning green* >MIYAKO: Should we, uh, leave you two alone? Mimi: "YES!" >IORI: NO! Mimi: "Aww dammit." >MIYAKO: It's no problem. Hikari and I can entertain ourselves. All: "EEEwwwwwwwwww!" Tai: "Miyako you deviant." >HIKARI: Yeah, I never get to do any yuri stuff in fanfics and its about time >I did...oh! yeah! We can entertain ourselves. Talk about shopping and all >that. That sort of entertain. Yeah. All: o.O Sora: "Riiiiiiight." Jyou: "And now showing in Digimon, The ambigiuously lesbian duo. Starring Miyako and Kari." *Taichi then tackles Jyou and starts punching his face in* Tai: "You leave my sister out of this!!! SHE'S ONLY 11 FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!" Jyou(starts fighting back): "So what?! We all knew you had an infatuation with Matt when you were 10!" Tai: "What are you talking about?!" Izzy: "You're not fooling anyone Tai." Mimi: "THAT'S ENOUGH!!! now back to the fic." >Suddenly, a HOLOGRAPHIC KEN appears from a nearby convieniantly placed >digital thing. Sora(as Church Lady): "How convieeeeeeniet." >KEN: GREETINGS! I have decided that not only must Takeru touch my wormmon, >but Daisuke will too! I AM THE DIGIMON KAIZER, DAMMNIT! YOU! WILL! ALL! >TOUCH! MY! >WORMMON! Sora(as Mom from Futurama): "CONQUER EARTH YOU BASTARDS!!!" >You have five hours to get to my secret fortress or I am Mimi: "Putting Takeru in the electric chair therefore electricuting him, then I will use a nuclear bomb that will destroy you along with the rest of the digiworld. The end." Tai: "So much for our supply of dark riffs." >using THESE :::brandishes evil looking containers:: on Takeru. I've used them >on many many boys and NONE HAVE SURVIVED MY ATTENTIONS! Goodbye! Jyou: o.O Dear lord, I think Ken has the soul of Micheal Jackson in his body. >MIYAKO: Guess we'd better go then. That was some nasty looking whipped cream >he had there. >IORI: The hot fudge terrified me. Uh, by the way, please don't slap my butt, >daisuke. It makes me feel uncomfortable. Tai(as Daisuke): "But it's fun. Besides, Taichi already has Yama." >DAISUKE: No, he's too aggressive. I don't like the dominant sort. I don't >want to touch his wormmon now. Besides, we don't know where the fortress is. >Do we, Iori! >DAISUKE smacks IORI'S butt >IORI: I asked you nicely not to do that! Taichi(singing): "I love to love 'em, I like to smack 'em. Cause I'm an ass man! Yeah, I'm an Ass Man!" Izzy: "What have I told you about recycling riffs?" >HOLOGRAPHIC KEN reappears. >KEN: Damn! Forgot to say: My fortress is a left turn about 200 metres from >the forest of irrelevant roadsigns. That is all. I AM PRETTIER THAN YAMATO >DAMNIT! YOU WILL ALL TOUCH MY WORMMON! Jyou(singing): "I make em hot, I make em shiver. Thier knees get weak, when I'm prettier then Yama." Taichi(punches Jyou on the head): "Please don't use WWF songs to diss Yamato. Got it? >DAISUKE: Well, we'd better get going then.HEY! Whys Iori standing behind me >hiding his butt? COME OUT AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN! IORI sighs. SMACK! Mimi: "Jeebs, you'd figure that he would stop doing that already." Sora: "It's official, logic has jumped out the window and common sense has packed it's bags." >----------- >IN THE KAIZERS FORTRESS Jyou: "And for tonights weather forcast, large deposits of snow on Ken's fortress." >KEN has TAKERU strung up by the wrists over a vat. Izzy: "Of sulfuric acid!" >TAKERU: Look, is all this bondage gear utterly nesscercery? Tai: "Yes." >KEN: Oh, yes! Yes! We'll shall show Yamato whos the pretteiest, won't we >Wormmon?! Mimi(as wormon): "Great, can I digivolve to Stingmon now so I can have my way with Flamedramon? He's so hot." Sora: "That's just sad." >TAKERU: Whats my brother got to do with nevermind. What kind of a name is >Ken, anyway, for a kaizer? Taichi: "Something that makes Scotty 2 Hotty, or Stone Cold Steve Austin a walk in the park." >KEN: A very good one! Now, touch my wormmon or I lower you into the vat! >TAKERU: It's a vat of whipped cream! Its not even hot! >KEN: You can make it hot, Takeru, rrrawor! Tai and Jyou: "AAAAAAAAAAA, IT'S ARTEMIS, OSCAR HAS APPEARED!! AAAAAAAAAA!!!" Sora: "Why me." -_- >TAKERU: Errrr..Why are you holding a tub of glace cherries? >KEN: Theyre for if you don't co operate! Can't have whipped cream without a >cherry on top! >TAKERU: But I'd be in the cream! And I havnt had a bath for days! How >sanitary is that? Jyou: "As sanitary as Grand Central Station." >KEN: Sanitary no, Turn on, yes. Hav'nt you bathed Takeru? Dirty boy! DIRTY >DIRTY BOY TAKERU! Kaizer must punish you.. and the punishment is. YOU WILL >TOUCH MY WORMMON! Sora(as ken): "Screw it, lemme be blunt. Take my wormon and give it a lewinsky!" Others: "EEEeewwwww." Taichi: "Sora you deviant." Sora: "Even I'm allowed one of these once in a while. :P" >TAKERU: No. All: "yes." >KEN: Oh please. All: "yes." >TAKERU: No. >KEN: Just a little pat. >TAKERU: No. All: "yes." >KEN: On the head. Izzy: "That's just wrong." >TAKERU: No. All: "yes." >KEN: It likes you! See how it likes you! >WORMMON: Takeru pretty! Takeru touch wormmon! Tai: "No, Yama pretty, Takeru touch no wormon. Takeru touch my monkey." Sora: "I really think you need counseling." >TAKERU: NO! LET ME GO! >KEN: DAMN YOU BOY! YOU WILL TOUCH MY WORMMON! TOUCH IT! TOUCH IT! DAMN YOU >BITCH! I AM THE DIGIMON KAIZER AND YOU WILL TOUCH MY WORMMON! I WILL BREAK >YOU! Jyou(as Dr. Wiley): "I'm gonna break you Megaman." Tai: "Kinda reminds me of Rocky 4." >TAKERU: No! I am pure and innocent! I shall not touch your wormmon! >KEN: Okay. You asked for it. Wormmon? Get the- Jyou: "Axe?" Mimi: "Birthday cake?" Sora: "Tape recorder?" Tai: "Multi colored dildos?" Sora: "You want another time out?" Tai: "I'll be good." >WORMMON: No Ken! Not that! >KEN: Yes Wormmon. Get the maple syrup and the icing cake decoration letters! >------------- >To be continued. Again! All: "NOOOOOOOOOO!!" Jyou: "There can't be another part to this! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!" Izzy(hugs Jyou): "Stay frosty Jyou." Tai: "And I thought that moment when running away from Piedmon was sweet." Izzy: "What are you getting at?" Tai: "You're not fooling anyone either Izzy." Mimi: "BOYS!" >Sorry, I havnt checked this very well. may have huge errors.... Sora: "This whole fic IS a huge error." >Well, Gijinka wormmon gets in at the end. and I believe I got refs to >daisukexiori, TaixMatt, miyakoxKari, kenxtakeru, kenxanyone, daisukextai, >takeruxiori, kenxwormmon in this part..... when I get yaoi, I get *yaoi*. Izzy: "He's apparently slash illiterate." Tai: "Translate!" Sora: "Daiori, Taito, Mikari in this case, kenkeru, there is no such thing as ken anyone..." Mimi: "Ken anyone please let the fic continue." -_- >Its not ver' explicit though. Mimi: "Nor very sensible either." >I can't write funny and hentai together. its >debatable whether I can write funny at all. Izzy: "It's also debatable wether or not you can write at all." >--- Mimi: "More pretty pattern." ^_^ >TOUCH THE WORMMON >Pt 3: Wormmon pretty! Sora: "I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and-" Izzy: "Five bucks, hand it over." Sora: "Why?" Izzy: "You reused a riff." *Sora grumbles and gives Izzy 5$" >THE ISHIDA FAMILY RESIDENCE >YAMATO and TAICHI are in bed. Jyou: "And there was much rejoicing." >TAICHI: SHAKE IT! Tai(singing): "Come on girl, don't try to fake it..." Jyou, Izzy: "get out there!" Tai: "And lemme see you shake it." >YAMATO: AM! Tai: "or P.M. >TAICHI: FASTER! *mimi's eyes start to brighten, Jyou starts to turn a little green* >YAMATO: CAN'T! >TAICHI: HARDER! >YAMATO: CAN'T! Mimi: "Please let this be a lemon scene." *Jyou and Sora fwap Mimi upside the head with paper fans* Mimi: "What was that for?" T_T Jyou: "For being a deviant." >A frantic beeping stops. They both peer at a small plastic digivice toy. Tai: "So that's what it was. I could have swore it was..." Sora: "Don't even." >TAICHI: Rats, Greymon still won't digivolve to ultimate. Tai: "Gureimon shinka......dirudomon!" *sora takes out her mallet* Sora: "Just one more Tai, just one more." *tai cowers* >YAMATO: Was shaking it as hard as I could. Izzy: "I'll bet." >TAICHI: Now devimon has kicked my ass. Sora: "I think he would do more then kick it." All: "EEeewwwww." >YAMATO: 'm sorry. >TAICHI: Oh yama, it doesn't matter, youre so pretty! >YAMATO: Yama pretty! Sora: "Not the pretty thing again." >TAICHI: Oh well, lets just screw again. All but Mimi: "GYAAAAAA!!!!" Mimi: "YAHOOO!" Jyou: "What is it with you and gay man action." Mimi: "Dunno, I just like it." >YAMATO's bottom lip quivers. >YAMATO: Can't. Yama have no hairgel left. Not feel pretty enough for >love-gabumon Taichi. Izzy: "This is sad." >TAICHI: Wha? Oh but I have the horn! Okay, howsabout we go to the 7- 11 and >get you some? Jyou: "Since when is hair gel in a 7-11. And "howsabout' is not a word." Sora: "We threw common sense out of the building looooong ago. This is worse than 'Artemis's Lover'" Mimi: "No, nothing is worse than Artemis's Lover." >YAMATO: Only like hairgel from the digiworld. >TAICHI: Allright, I suppose we can create a massive gap in the continuity of >this story and go there. We can check in on Takeru while we're there. Mimi(Miss Information): "And if you look to your left, you will see a field of plot holes." >YAMATO wrinkles his forehead. Jyou(as Doc from Voyager): "Borg implnats can cause severe skin irritation. Perhaps an angelsiac cream?" >YAMATO: Takeru in digiworld? Tai: "No he's in a bad fanfic." >TAICHI: Youre so pretty, you know that? Izzy: "Dear lord, his attention span is that of a flea." >--- Mimi: "Pattern not pretty no more." >KAIZER'S FORTRESS >KEN has TAKERU covered in maple syrup, with little icing letters all over him. *Mimi's eyes get sparkles but the others turn green* >TAKERU: This is getting silly. Sora: "What was your first clue?" >KEN: QUIET BOY! Now. Touch my wormmon or I SHALL EAT THE LETTERS OFF YOU IN >ALPHABETICAL ORDER! Mimi: "A is for Ass, B is for butch, C is for cum." Sora: "J is for Jericho, and S is for SHUT, THE HELL, UP!" Tai: "Thank you my WWF patron." >TAKERU: But I'm not gay! All: "Yeah right." >KEN: We can fix that! A! >KEN eats the letter A off Takeru with a great deal of licking. *Mimi hollers while others make gagging noises* >TAKERU: ARGH!!!! Innocence...tarnished... purity...draining Izzy(Zordon): "Loosing power...loosing contact with home dimension." >KEN: And now, will you touch my Wormmon? All: "NO!" >TAKERU: No! Never! >KEN: I like the feisty ones! B! Jyou: "AAAAAAAA!! When will this end! B is now for Dr. F's new name, BASTARD!!" Tai: "I've heard of that anime." Magic voice: "Fourth wall violated. Penalty is 5$" *all grumble as they take out thier money and deposit it into the slot.* >KEN eats the letter B off Takeru with a great deal of licking. >TAKERU: Hold on! Arent we Japanese? Why are you eating the English alphabet >off me? Izzy: "Because romanji is better that way." >KEN: Uhhh...It's kinkier like that! C! Sora: "You c, the author has no sense of language and leaves behind over a million plot oversights." >KEN eats the letter C off Takeru with a great deal of licking. >TAKERU: MERCY! MERCY! WILL SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME? >DAISUKE and the others burst in. All: "How conveeeenient." >DAISUKE: Damn you ken! I'm the leader of the digidestined! I'm the one that >gets to corrupt them! Eh, Iori? >DAISUKE buttsmacks IORI. All guys: "Back that ass up!" Sora: "I thought that was Rikishi's slogan." >IORI: Waaaahhhh! Tai(Rini): "Waaaa, my ass! It's now as pink as my hair!" Others: "EEeeewww." Jyou: "Tai you deviant." >TAKERU: Thank god! He was just about to - >DAISUKE: Oooh! Icing letters! >DAISUKE licks D, E and F from Takeru. >TAKERU: I'm doomed. All: "So are we!" >KEN: TAKERU IS MY BITCH! MINE! NOT YOURS! WE DO NOT LICK THE KAIZER'S TAKERU! Jyou: "Sounds like a line from Riker's Island Prison." *leans foward and pukes* >DAISUKE pushes IORI into the whipped cream. >DAISUKE: Yeeeeah! .. Uh, whats that you said Ken? >KEN: RIGHT! YOU! DAISUKE! YOU WILL TOUCH MY WORMMON! All: "No." >DAISUKE shakes his head. >KEN: -No? Damn. IORI! YOU WILL TOUCH MY WOR- Mimi(Iori): "No, I'd rather play with Armadillomon. He taught me how to use a kendo stick in a new way." Others: "Eeeewwww." Tai: "Mimi you deviant." >IORI shakes his head so hard it nearly falls off. Tai: "WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT?!" Others: "HEAD!" >KEN: - No? Bugger. MIYAKO! Y- All: "Nooo." >MIYAKO makes a face and shakes her head. >KEN:- No? NO???? DID I ASK YOU TO TOUCH MY WORMMON? NO! I DON'T WANT YOU TO >TOUCH MY WORMMON ANYWAY! WORMMON DOESN'T LIKE YOU! GO AWAY AND SCREW HIKARI >OR SOMETHING! Tai: "Yeah." *others sweatdrop* >MIYAKO: Well, that's the first sensible thing someones said all day. Lets go >Hikari! Both girls: "Help us!!" All guys: "HOOTERS, HOOTERS, HOOTERS." *Sora ties them all up* Tai: "Let us go dammit!" Sora: "Not untill you control yourselves." >IORI: Please, don't leave me alone with these guys! Mimi: "Please leave him alone with those guys." ^_^ Sora: "Why do I bother?" -_- >HIKARI: Sorry, got the horn! >MIYAKO and HIKARI leave, taking the cherries with them. All guys: "Wooo Hooo!!!" Sora: "Men." >KEN: Oh Takeru, why won't you touch my wormmon? Tai: "I don't know where it's been." >TAKERU: I. Just. Don't. Want. To! Izzy(Triple H): " I justuuuhhh, Don't want touuuhhhh. 'Cause I amuuuhhh, the gameuuuuhhhhh." >KEN: Does my Wormmon displease you? >TAKERU: uh, its not that. >KEN: Its too small, isnt it? >TAKERU: no, no, its not you, its me. Tai: "I'm a hermaphrodite that loves cats." Others: "GYAAAAAAAAAAAA!" >KEN: I knew it! Its too small. I must punish my wormmon! >WORMMON: Noo! No Ken! Wormmon love Ken! >KEN: I'm sorry but Takeru won't have ken. Ken is frustrated! Ken must spank >his Wormmon! Mimi: "Crossbreeding, eewww." >The door suddenly opens. YAMATO and TAICHI enter. >YAMATO: Yama pretty! Need hairgel so can screw Taichi love-gabumon! Uh sell >hairgel here? Mimi(Yamato): "Me no Yamato no more, me Shampoo." >YAMATO frowns at daisuke. >YAMATO: You steal Taichi's panties! Tai: "Prepare for gay catfight." >DAISUKE: Uh, sorry? >YAMATO: No matter. They ones your skanky sister throw at me anyway. Tai: "And she better stay away from Yami if she knows what's good for her." >KEN: HAH! Daisuke is wearing his sisters panties! >DAISUKE: Eh, that's too kinky for even me! Damn Jun. Uh, hey Taichi. How YOU >doin'? Mimi: "I'm in a bad Yaoi fanfic, but I'm ok." >TAICHI: Oh god, its my stalker. Hang on, isnt that yama-love-gabumon- chan's >lil' brother Takeru kinkily strung up and coated in various sweet lickable >foodstuffs over there? And isnt that my baby sister screwing Miyako in the >corner over there? YOU GO GIRL!!! Tai: "I do not talk like Ru Paul! And I think Miyako should expect a letter bomb soon." Izzy: "For the zillionth time, it's only a fic." >YAMATO: Hah! Yama find hairgel. NOW Yama pretty! All: "Riiiiight." >KEN: NOOOO! Yamatos prettiness disrupting whole fabric of reality >fortress.crumbling.. >ALL: RUN!!!!!!!! All: "Run away!!!!! >YAMATO: Buh? Sora: "Tuxedo Alex would love this fanfic." Magic Voice: "Fourth wall Violation. Please surrender 5$" *They surrender while the others glare at Sora* >TAICHI Grabs him and legs it. Tai: "An action that's made up? Definately an Oscar trait." >DAISUKE cuts TAKERU down, stares wistfully at the whipped cream, and runs too. >They all get out as the fortress collapses. Izzy: "I prefer for the fic to collapse rather than the fortress." >------- >THE DIGIDESTINED. Jyou: "Are covered in a blizzard." >DAISUKE: Well, it looks like the kaizer didn't make it. Damn shame. Waste of >a perfectly good pair of pert buttocks! Even if he was too dominant for my >tastes. >TAICHI: Well, our job here is done. We have hairgel. Yama feels pretty again. >We're going to go home and f*ck like tokomons on heat. Sora: "That riff you said in part 1, are you sure you never read this fic before?" Mimi: "I have never read this fic in my life." >YAMATO: Yama pretty! Taichi his little love-gabumon! All: "Gyaaaaaa!!" >TAKERU: I'm starting to believe my brother may have homosexual tendancies. Tai: "Good lord, how dense can he be?" >HIKARI: (still locked in a passionate embrace with MIYAKO) The fortress blew >up? I thought it was just the earth moving. Mmmph >IORI: Well, at least I have the only non-yaoi/yuri person in this story back. >TAKERU: yep! That's right only >IORI: What? >TAKERU: I'm still covered in syrup. I don't suppose you could lick me off? Mimi: "DO IT DO IT!! I LOVE THIS KIND OF STUFF!" >IORI: Damn! >---- >IN THE RUBBLE OF THE FORTRESS.. Sora: "Ken's rotting corpse is put in the morgue, the end." *Gets up to leave* Dr. F's voice: "You're not getting out that easy. Sit down!" Sora: "Aww nuts." >KEN: Well, I failed. I didn't manage to make Takeru my love slave and Yamato >is still the prettiest thing anyones ever seen. At least I still have my >Wormmon though Jyou: "Not if you marry Laurena Bobbet." >WORMMON: Ken not be sad! Ken have Wormmon always! >KEN: Thankyou Wormmon.I love you. Tai(Barney): "Remember to say please and thank you. And remember, I love you." Others: "AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" >WORMMON: Wormmon feel kinda funny. Wormmon feel >like...like...digivolving! >:::flash of light:::: Izzy: "And cheap special effects." >WORMMON DIGIVOLVED TO GIJINKA WORMMON! >GIJINKA WORMMON: Wormmon feel Pretty! Jyou: "Wormon have bad evolving sequence." >KEN: Oh Wormmon! YOU'RE the prettiest thing I've ever seen! >GIJINKA WORMMON: Prettier than..Yamato? >KEN: Oh yes! Much prettier! May I touch you, Wormmon? >GIJINKA WORMMON: Of course ken can touch his wormmon! Its good to have Ken >touching! Sora: "For the love of Angemon someone put this fic out of it's misery." >KEN: You know wormmon, I think we're going to be very happy together. >KEN and GIJINKA WORMMON leave to f*ck like rabbits. All: "AAAAAAAAAA." >--------- >tha end. Izzy: "And the Oscar curse is over." *All leave the theater* Our heroes stumble on to the bridge collapsing in a heap onto the sofa. Each are drinking a tall glass of pepsi while Mimi is drinking chocolate milk. Mimi: "I need some more." Sora: "That's your 3rd one." Mimi: "I just require a lot of milk. Izzy: "No one requires a lot of milk, cows don't even require that much milk." Mimi: "By the way Izzy, what was this news you had for us?" Izzy: "An emergency e mail from Claire Louise, the author herself. She is looking for her lost Tokomon who is named Fluffy." Mimi: "How cyuuute." Tai: "Tokomon cutie, I may barf." Jyou: "I convinced Izzy to play a prank on her and say we were holding Fluffy for ransome. If she wanted him back, she's gonna stop writing fanfics like 'Touch the Wormon.'" Izzy: "She said she would do anything to get Fluffy back and she surrenders to being a crappy author....wait a minute, another response." *Izzy stares at the screen and goes pale* Mimi: "What is it?" Izzy: "Clare......has....Fluffy back. She even says she's gonna write more fics for MST fodder. Even worse, she's established contact with the Digimon Kaiser. That means more amunition for both him and Dr. F." Tai: "Izzy, for the first time, you have come up with a bad idea and you are going to pay. *the yellow light starts flashing* Tai: "Hold that thought, Myotismon and DemiDevimon are calling." *DD-13* Dr. F: "Greetings lab rats. How was the fic?" *DigiSOL* Tai: "It may have sucked, but our sanity is still intact. We are mighty, ha ha!" Sora: "Yeah, after this, maybe Oscarfics will be a walk in the park." *DD-13* Dr. F: "After this failure I may have to test that theory. Maybe for your next experimant I will send you a random Oscarfic. In the meantime, Frank, push the button and prepare the next fanfic. FRANK???!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING??!!!!!!!" ??: "LEMME GO YOU BLITHERING EXCUSE FOR CHRIS FARLEY!!!" Dr. F: "FRANK, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THIS TIME?!" Frank: "Check out what came through the digi-port, it's Demidevimon. He's real huggable, can I keep him?" Dr. F: "FRANK!! I'M GONNA SEND YOU NOT ONLY TO THE KAISER, BUT I'M GONNA SEND YOU BOTH TO HAVE FUN TIME WITH OSCAR IF YOU DON'T STOP JUMPING INTO THE DIGIWORLD!! NOW PUSH THE BUTTON!!!!!!" Frank(runs in terror): "Pushing the button." *sounds of a toilet flushing can be heard* Dr. F: "See you next time Digi-brats. Next time we shall have something new before the fics. We will have what's called an invention exchange. You make up an invention, and I present mine and we shall see who has the better invention. Ta-ta. Frank!! PUT THOSE TEST TUBES DOWN." Frank: "Woohooo, bowling for Digimon!" DemiDevimon: "NOOOOO!!" *screen goes off as the other digidestined turn and glare at Sora* Sora: "What?" Jyou: "Who know's what random Oscarfic we will have to read." Mimi: "It could be Artemis's Lover." Tai: "GET HER!" *sounds of clobbering can be heard* Izzy: "Why me." My god it's at last done!!!!!! I would like to thank the following: Fanfiction.net for making the world of fanfiction possible Shinji's Vault of Anime MSTings for giving me a supply of MSTs to read. Special thanks to: Role Player Roy for getting me back into reading MSTs The Infamous Boss Reo, for giving me his support as well as his penis ^_~ The great Sailor Moon lemon writers and MSTers Sailor Mack and Mark Berger, without you 2, I never would have known of MSTings. Grace Anderson, for giving us lotsa spoilers ^_^ Cynthia, Piedmon's Lady for writing all sorts of yaoi fics. Tuxedo Alex and Megane 6.7 for making even more kick ass MSTings That's all for now from the Silver Ranger Stinger: >DAISUKE: (perching on the side of Iori's chair) Like the hair! Like it babe! >(slaps Iori on the butt) IORI: eeeee!