>Chapter 3 > > I sat quietly in the park looking out to the lake. It was > all confusing. CROW: (Michiru) The Alamo doesn't HAVE a basement! > Who is this Demando? Why is he after me?' I > kept thinking and thinking over and over again. TOM: Hit your brain, Michiru, it's stuck again. > The whole > thing is confusing me and I had to know what was going on. > "Michi-chan, have you got my roses I sent you?" From behind > stood Yaten in his light grey suit. He leaned over and kissed me. All: GYAAAH!! MIKE: Stop DOING that, fanfic! > "How have you been?" he said with a gorgeous smile. Tears flowing > from my eyes rolled gently down my checks. Yaten lifted my tears > away. > "What is wrong Michi-chan?" CROW: (Michiru) Oh, I cry in every scene. It's 'cause I'm a girl. > "Nothing, worth having you be worried over . . ." there was > a sudden sound of a MIKE: Man and two robots vomiting. > motor-cycle, Yaten swept me off my > feet and jumped in to the nearest tree. Haruka went speeding by on > his bike. Something is troubling him. MIKE: Boy, what could it possibly be? CROW: I dunno, maybe it's that his GIRLFRIEND IS CHEATING ON HIM! > "Talk about a close call" Yaten said before he kissed me. TOM: (Michiru) Well, okay, it was 1971, and the crew of the Apollo 13 was hurtling dangerously toward certain disas--mmmmmmph! > He was right, Haruka would try to kill Yaten if she saw me with > him. TOM: Let's just pray that's foreshadowing, guys. > Later Yaten took me to a very fancy restaurant, and gave me > a beautiful dress to wear. We where talking, but I wasn't attentive > as I usually am. CROW: (Michiru) I'm wearing ugly make-up? Oh, right, fine, whatever. > Why did I continue to think of him? MIKE: Because he's sitting right in front of you, talking? > Just > my luck, Yaten's two older brothers came walking into the restaurant > with Ami and Minaka. TOM: Minaka? CROW: I think she means Makoto. TOM: Ah. > Yaten saw this as well. "Act normal and they won't notice." Lucky > for me they went to a different room that was out of view. > "Yaten-Chan, I do not want to always sneak around about our > love. . ." MIKE: She's about as stealthy as the average goon. > "I know, you do love him, and her." I frowned at the comment, > Haruka him or a her, that was always the story. "Michi-Chan are you > alright? You have not touched your plate. And it is your favorite." TOM: (Yaten) Bone china! > He is > right it is my favorite, I was just so distracted that I forgot > about the food in front of me. TOM: Why did the author choose to write this story from the point of view of the stupidest woman in Japan? MIKE: She's not usually like that, really! > I started eating, indulging the > delicious food. CROW: Giving it massages, feeding it chocolates... > There was a loud scream, Yaten's brothers TOM: Whatever their names are. > and Minaka and > Ami MIKE: Whatever their correct names are. > being pulled by them, went racing out. > Yaten looked to me, I looked back to him. TOM: Draw, varmint! > People > where looking out the windows trying to see what was going on. A > loud explosion. "Did you see that a monster attacked Venus!" MIKE: Knocked her right off the clam! > "Venus?! How dare it attack her!" it was two men talking to > each other, it was noted they like Venus. MIKE: (Bangs gavel) Duly noted! TOM: Where'd you get the gavel? MIKE: Sent away. > Yaten and I both went to the > back and changed to our scout form. TOM: And immediately ran off to the courthouse to see Atticus in action! > 'How sad' I thought 'I'm just > cursed with men who become women.' CROW: Uh-oh, Jerry fodder! MIKE: It would just make my day to see Haruka throw a chair at Yaten, huh, guys? > Sailor Star Healer joined with Sailor Star Fighter and Maker. > I came from the opposite end MIKE: Oh, my. > acting like I was somewhere on the > other side of town and herd of this. Venus and Mercury did not ask, > they where happy to see me. The other scouts came after maker > obliterated the monster. CROW: Ouch, done in by a gentle uterus. That's gotta be a Darwin Award winner. > Moon riding with Tuxedo Kamen on his > motorcycle, Uranus driving Pluto and Saturn on her motor-bike, > Chibi-Moon running with Mars and Jupiter. TOM: Uh...Ways the Senshi Get To Places! CROW: What a Bad Writer Might Say! TOM: Participle phrases! CROW: Um...Unnecessary Things! TOM: Uh...PASS! > "Why is it the monster is finally destroyed when everyone > else is here?" Chibi-Moon ask. TOM: A better question would be, "Why does everyone bother to show up against these piss-weak monsters?" > Uranus' focus quickly turned to the > Starlights, she is extremely not happy to see them. MIKE: Like, totally not jazzed. > I don't know why she doesn't > like them. I expected to see Demando, but there was not a show. The > people there stood in awe, the famous Sailor Moon ALL: (singing) The FAMEous Sailor Moon! > and her Sailor > Senshi right there in front of them. There was a lot of mumbling in > the crowed. ALL: Hubbub hubbub-bub hubbub-bub-bub-bub hubbub-bub-bub. > "It's Tuxedo Kamen!" cried a bunch of girls. MIKE: (falsetto) Run! > "Wow the elegant Neptune" a few guys liking me, but most > almost drooling to Venus. Quickly we vanished from them, some of us > stealing a guy's or girl's heart, it was the way it has had been. TOM: Them Satanic ceremonies don't exactly change with the times, if ya know what I mean. > > We met later in the park ( in civilian form ). MIKE: (whispering) Don't tell anyone! > "You came back again uh?" Haruka sneered. I wish I knew why > he hates them so much, CROW: They're annoying. TOM: They're boring. CROW: They're pointless. MIKE: They're jerks. TOM: There were too many damn senshi already! > especially Yaten. CROW: HIS GIRLFRIEND IS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH HIM!! > "We came because there had been some strange things happening > with Earth, and it's time." Seiya says. TOM: (singing) And it's time, time, time that you love... > "Time? Time is being affected?" Usagi asked curiously. We > looked to Setsuna. > "I did not know some one entered that time gate. There was > not any report." Setsuna reply. CROW: (Setsuna) Or there might have been a report, and I just wasn't paying attention. Or didn't care. Whatever. Hey, what's for dinner? > "We know time has been altered, an old villain came back and > is attacking." Mamoru says. Usagi trembled as he said it. TOM: Whoops, someone turned Mamouru's bass up all the way. > "The sooner he is gone the better." Usagi says looking left > and right holding to Mamoru. > > ******Else where******** > > "So far every thing is going okay. Not to plan though." a > young woman with red hair says. MIKE: Yeah, planning is really a last resort. > "I thought she was the one who I wanted, but she really she > wasn't" CROW: (Demando) She really she gets on your nerves after a while, y'know? > "The only reason I brought you here was to have her, but > instead you go for some other girl?" she continued > "This one is much better, she is gifted, beautiful and smart. TOM: All important characteristics for rape victims to have. > Not like the other who whines complains and gets failing grades." > "Funny how she killed you." CROW: (Demando) Yeah, I think about that and just laugh and laugh. > "I underestimated her, I see it has been a mistake made by > those who challenge her." > "Go after the other if you want, but your time runs short." > "How long to I have?" > "I do not know, less than a week is my best guess, but please > get the girl." > "As you wish" the person disappeared. CROW: The PERSON? MIKE: Does the author not even know who's in this scene? > She went to a picture > that holds four people in it, two men and two women. TOM: "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolfe"? > One of the two had > black hair and blue eyes, the other dark brown hair and glasses. > She places her finger to her lips then to the one with dark brown > hair. TOM: What, is she testing which direction the picture is blowing? > "Don't worry love, I'll take revenge on what she did to us." MIKE: Listen, Dala, there's a fine line between suspense and idiocy. You just tripped over it. > ********** TOM: Hmmm, that's not a very interesting constellation. > > I sat down in my room watching some TV, or trying to. Haruka > yelling at the top of her lungs mad, CROW: (Haruka) I hate you, and I hate your ASS FACE!! > Hoturu begging for her to > stop yelling and Setsuna calmly telling Haruka to stop yelling, > Haruka shouting out that she was not yelling. TOM: I'm not yelling! You're yelling! This whole damn system's yelling! > I remembered that last time > Haruka got like this, MIKE: (grimly) Back in 'Nam. > it was when the Starlights first came, > Seiya was hitting on Usagi, and Haruka just trying to get over Usagi > at the time. CROW: Sigh. MIKE: This is what happens when you try to write a fanfic about a show you've never actually seen, folks. > Now Haruka like a madwoman yelling at the smallest detail. CROW: (Haruka) Gaah! That sentence had no main verb! You've completely made a mockery of my character! You can't keep track of what tense you're writing in!! GET WITH THE PROGRAM!! > I walk out of my room into the livingroom to see Haruka pacing and > muttering out loud, Setsuna shocked, and Hoturu crying. I went to > Hoturu. TOM: Don't you mean "Hotura"? > "Hotu-chan, I have a Samurai Troopers video in my room want to > watch, it has Touma in it." I said caring. CROW: Great, now if only the reader did, too. > She nodded and we left to > my room. TOM: Saaaay! > It had been two hours later, when Haruka stormed out of the > house and rode off on her bike. Hoturu fell asleep on mt bed MIKE: Having endured a long and arduous climb. > and Setsuna > went to work, it seemed strange that she has been working late. She > leaves early in the evening and returns early morning. TOM: Okay, she's either a security guard, a superhero, or a prostitute. MIKE: She's kind of all three, actually. > Hoturu stirred in her > sleep, then he showed up. CROW: Who? > "You!" I gasped. CROW: Me? > "Michiru, how delighted to see you again." he said as he run > his fingers down Hoturu's arm. He was intimidating me. MIKE: (smacking Crow in the arm) Don't intimidate poor Michiru! CROW: I was just trying to be nice! > "Don't harm her." I say trying to stay calm. It was kinda > hard for me to keep calm Hoturu was like my daughter, I would kill > my self if I fail to protect her. TOM: So maybe it'd be a good idea to FIGHT THE EVIL VILLIAN WHO'S BROKEN INTO YOUR HOUSE!! MIKE: Gah! Stop that! > "Don't worry I won't cause harm" TOM: Don't believe him, Michiru! He's an EVIL little robot! CROW: Hey! > "You are you? Really?" CROW: Yeah, hard as it is to believe, I am me. > "I am who I said I am, Prince Demando of the Dark Moon > Kingdom." > "Impossible, he died, Sailor Moon saw him die in front of > her. Who Are You!?" I ask raising my voice a bit higher. TOM: "Okay, you got me. My real name is Bill, and I come from New Jersey." > A third eye appeared on his forehead. CROW: It was blind, though. MIKE: But luckily there was a foundation set up to help it. > The world around me felt hot, I had a hard time breathing. > Hoturu woke up, but the energy is just too much for her, she fainted > before she saw anything. TOM: You gotta be careful, the air's thin way up on Mt. Bed. > Slowly pushing every step I > walked closer to him, ALL: Inch by inch, step by step... > fighting what it was he is doing to me. I felt heaver, > more tiered, MIKE: Wow. CROW: Heaver and tiered. Yeah, I get like that sometimes. > still I pushed on. > "You are stronger than I thought." he said shocked. His third > eye closed and disappeared. The weight and pain fell off of me. I > fell to the floor, it was too much and now it is gone I can't keep > going. TOM: Okay, so, all it took to defeat her was to stop attacking her. MIKE: Yup. TOM: Makes sense to me. > Demando came closer to me, he picked me up and placed me on > my bed. "I have been resurrected" TOM: Oh, he's Jesus. MIKE: Explains a lot. > I regained myself. > My eyes slowly opened. He moved on top of me. I wanted to move, but > I could not. He placed his hands on my soft legs. CROW: (Demando) Hey, gettin' a little meaty there, huh Michiru? > Slowly he glided up my legs past my hips to my > breasts. I gasped, trying to fight the pleasure I felt. ALL: (Shudder loudly) MIKE: David E. Kelly, Piers Anthony, and Jerry Bruckheimer, working together, could not come up with something more sexist than this story. > His hands around my > arms as he pulled my nightgown off. TOM: With what, his toes? > He started kissing me on my > stomach moving up to my mouth. CROW: Through the esophagus... > We kissed long, passion, and > pleasuring. Haruka came in to my room, his eyes seemed to turn > green with jealousy. TOM: And his hair seemed to turn blonde with envy! > Haruka has always been in love with my and all those nights he > wanted me and I refused only to see me with another man. MIKE: Guys, let's pause here and just keep reading this sentence until we figure out exactly what it's trying to say. CROW: Okay, Mike. TOM: ... CROW: ... MIKE: ... TOM: ... MIKE: ... CROW: I got it! Wait, no, I don't. Sorry. TOM: ... MIKE: ... CROW: ... TOM: ... MIKE: Okay, let's just forget it. > Demando saw him and disappeared. At first Haruka want to yell at me, > but it had been the first time he had ever seen my chest. TOM: (Haruka) Whoa! Where'd you get all these doubloons? > He calmly walk to > Hoturu who was sleeping, and put her to bed. He walked back to my > room. > "Michiru. . . why him?" CROW: (Michiru) Because I'm an idiot in this story! > "Haruka, I did not want to, he forced me." ALL: (shudder loudly) > Haruka walked to my > bed, I could see that he so much want to taste or at least touch my > breast. Instead he kissed me good night on the lips. ALL: Awwwwww. MIKE: That's so sweet, at least when compared to all the truly disgusting things that have happened in this story! > ***Authors Notes*** > I hope you like what I have so far. the first two my seem > wrong, TOM: Hey, that's the perfect word for them, actually. > I was converting the story from third person to first and forgot to > profread it, MIKE: Yeah, can't forget that dang profreading. > I hope you like it any way. TOM: There's only one way I like this story... > What did you think? E-mail me: CleoneWtrG@aol.com CROW: We'd love to, but right now we gotta go burn you in effigy. {Commercial eyecatch}