Elmer Studios presents... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Number 11... Another BW fanfic by a guest authour Thanks very much to him for being such a good sport... "Beware the Bee" is copyright 1999 by Dr Thinker. Beast Wars is copyright Hasbro/Kenner/Tankara or something like that. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ In the middle distant future, About 300 years from now. Three Preadacons went for a ride, Into outer space.. But Galvy has a special plan, To trap them up there, man, And now they are stuck up there, With no way down. [Blackarachnia: Get me outta here!] [Galvatron singing now] I'll send them crappy transfics, The worst that I can find, [La La La] I'll force them to watch them all, And they'll go out of their minds! [La la la] [Return to original singers] Keep in mind they can't control, Where the fanfic begins or ends. [La La La] And the only way to keep sanity, Is to riff how bad fanfics can be... PREDACON ROLL CALL Cyberbee (Can't see me!) Blackarachnia (Get me outa here!) Quickstrike (Anything for you, Sugarbot!) IINNFFEERRNNOO (BUUUUUURRRRRRRNNNN!) If you are wondering how they survive, Eat, transform and other stuff. (La La La) Just repeat to yourself "It's Just a MSTing Isn't that good enough?". For Mystery Preadacon Theater 3000 [Guitar Twang] [SoP Bridge. Inferno and Quickstrike are sitting at the table, talking] Quickstrike: So I figure that she's even more useless that Star Ruby. Inferno: I'm not sure. It's not like we've ever seen Star Ruby kick butt. Qucikstrike: But chances are that shw would do more than just fall down like that. [Blackarachnia enters] Blackarachnia: So what mind-numbingly importaint issue is occupying your time this week? Inferno: We're trying to figure out who would win: Eleven, Slasher, Star Ruby or Phoinex/Megatronia Quickstrike: How about we rate Megatronia and Phoinex seperately. Inferno: Point. Blackarachnia: So how are you rating them? Inferno: Based on abilities described in the fanfic, actual performance in the fanfic and amount of plot contrivances used. Blackarachnia: I see... Quickstrike: Which means that Eleven is coming first, bbecause he's an exclent shot and was able to disable Shockwave with a couple of hits. Inferno: But wait! He'd be distracted by Megatronia and unable to shoot her! Quickstrike: But then he'd whine incessantly to her and she'd be in real trouble. Blackarachnia: So who'se coming last? Inferno: That's the problem. I think Star Ruby because all she ever does is weep uselessly and do nothing. Quickstrike: But I pointed out how rock stupid Slasher is, and how she's useless when there's a male around. Blackarachnia: Amazing. [Ads. AAA Beanie Babies] [SoP Bridge] Quickstrike: But if the all were contrived to the same size it would be a different matter! Inferno: But Megatronia gets hit once and she's out of action! That's gotta count against her! Blackarachnia: This is getting silly, guys. Inferno & Quickstrike: Is not! [The Gobot's light flashes] Blackarachnia: Great. Now Torgo and The Master are calling... [She activates the console to show the grinning face of Cy-Kill. Coptur is nowhere in sight] Cy-Kill: Greetings, Preadacons. All: Good morning. Cy-Kill: So, are you ready for another fun day in Fanfiction land yet? All: No. Cy-Kill: Good! I'd be dissapointed if you were. Blackarachnia: Say, where's Coptur? Cy-Kill: He's just working on the invention... But first, let's see yours. Inferno: Great! Pass it here, Quickstrike! [Quickstrike hands him a peice of wood wth a sheet of tin nailed on the end] Cy-Kill: Facinating. What is it. Blackarachnia: It's a Zod Detector. Quickstrike: Built from simple materials too. Cy-Kill. Amazing. How does it work? Quickstrike: Well, it's simple. When the stick turns to ash and the metal melts away, the Zod is nearby. Blackarachnia: Then, you hit yourself with the Spray-on Zod Repellent! [They all grin, nervously] [Thruster 13] Cy-Kill: Curse you all! You haqve gone and rendered our most powerful weapon completely innefective! I need someone to hit! [SoP] Quickstrike [Quiet]: I like these guys They're so dumb. Blackarachnia [Quiet]: Beccareful. Stupid can be dangerous. [Thruster 13] Cy-Kill: Think you're pretty smart, eh? Well my invention will stagger you with it's brilliance and evilness. [Coptur enters, staring intently at something in his hands] Cy-Kill: Allow me to present our latest insidious, world-conquering invention. Blackarachnia: What is it? Cy-Kill: I call it the Virtual Pet. It's a little hand-held decvice that simulates the behaviour of a pet. Of course, it requires constant care and feeding, so the owner is unable to do anything else. And with the entire human race obsessed with these things... [Extreme close up] I will rule the world! [Manical laughter] [SoP] Quickstrike: Not to burst your bubble, but it's been done. Inferno: Yeah. They lasted about for five minutes. Cy-Kill: Curse you all! I try to be evil but you ruin all my fun. Blackarachnia: Sorry. Cy-Kill: For that, I think I'll give you something special. I haven't yet discovered a Gobot fic, but I have something just as good. It comes from one of the greatest minds of 20th century fanfiction... And it will drive you all out of your minds! [Manical laughter]. Push the button, Coptur. Coptur: Not now. I have to feed my Virtual Chicken. Cy-Kill: Allright. Just this once. [He pushes the button] Quickstrike: We got Transfic Sign! [They run around panicking] [Door sequence!] [Door 5 - It's a Catflap. You crawl through it] [Door 4 - A garage door. You blip it with the remote, then open it manually when that fails] [Door 3 - An elevator door. You push the button and it opens] [Door 2 - A revolving door. You go round a few times then proceed] [Door 1 - A vault door. It's unlockled] [Inferno walks in, rips the back off a seat and sits down. Blackarachnia sits down next to him, and Quickstrike next to her] > ----------------------------------------------------------------- > BEWARE THE BEE Blackarachnia: This isn't going to be one of those siully fics about how the CyberBee is the true power behind the Predacopns? > A BEASTWARS Inferno: A Beast Wars What? Qucikstrike: Slurpee? Sock? Be more specific. > by Dr. Thinker All: Aaaaaaak! We got Thinkerfic! Blackarachnia: See? Stupid still can be dangerous! > Note 1: Beastwars is owned by Hasbo and Mainframe, Inc. > Note 2: The history notes in the a scence were my ideas of what > happen to the transformations. Inferno: Ah-Ha. Quickstrike: How about telling us what happened to the English Language? > It was just a quiet day. Blackarachnia: It's quiet. Too quiet. > The year was 1999. Inferno: High above Macross Island in the South Pacific... > The location is Aira, an Autobot on Cyberton. Qucikstrike: Wow. A ce-leb with their own Zip Code. > Just after a few years of battles again Galavation Inferno: Who? Blackarachnia: Um... Maybe Galvatron. Except he won't be created until 2005. > and of course. Bumblee Bee was now adult. Blackarachnia: What's the bets that he now spends all his time getting pissed and hanging out with Bluestreak and Sideswipe causing trouble. Inferno: When young Autobots go off the road. > Bumblee Bee > said something that shocked even the CPU out the others About, > Optimus Prime, himself Quickstrike [Bumblebee]: I'm gonna write a fanfic! Blackarachnia: That last sentance shocked me pretty well.. > These words were: "I'm going to progam my own Aubot!" All: Dum dum dum! > Hijack and Ractel Inferno: Any ideas who these two are? Blackarachnia: They may be twisted clones of Wheeljack and Ratchet. Or it could be SkyJack. I'm not sure. > replied. "Don't do a Dinobot." > Gear and the other small Aubot run for cover. All: Run away! Run away! Quickstrike: Especially Brawn. Blackarachnia: Don't go there! > The other taller Aubots, were CPU-less. > Optimus Prime just said, "That just Prime!" > ================================================================= Quickstrike: They've gotta re-pave that. > The year 6999, Inferno: How much would you pay for this? $200? $100? Well, it's just $69.99! Order Now! > the planet, a location on Cyberton's core. Quickstrike: Convinient to shopping, close to transport. > _Hmmm. A name._ Blackarachnia: Not Eleven. Please not Eleven. > groans a yellow robot. He did get to his > transformating mode, yet. According to Lyara, a red robot that > was keeping a eye on things, he was small and yellow. Inferno: Don't take her word for it, kid! > "Any robot in the files that were small and yellow?" he asked. > One of file pop up. > ----------------------------------------------------------------- > NAME: BLACKAHIARA Quickstrike: I didn't know that you had a Twisted Clone, Sugarbot! > RACE: PREDACONS > AGE: 98 Cyberton Circles Blackarachnia: But I don't look a day over 80. > JOB: Spying on Maximuls Bases. Quickstrike: And being my little Sugarbot. Inferno [Muttered]: As well as Doggybot's. Blackarachnia: What? [Quickstrike and Inferno whistle innocently] > LAST SEEN: Not on Cyberton, since Megatron invented his Egon > Shield. Inferno: I suppose that's a form of EGO defence. Blackarachnia: If anyone other than Mike Subrook gets that, please tell us. > ----------------------------------------------------------------- > "Oh, CPUs!" he cursed. Inferno: You watch your language, young bot! > " Any robot that not a PREDACON?" asked the robot. > Four file was file pop again. Blackarachnia: I hate those pop-up ads. > ----------------------------------------------------------------- > NAME: BUMBLE BEE > RACE: AUBOT > COLOR: YELLOW Blackarachnia: Save for some early ones who were, inexplicably, red. And his Gen 2 repaint which was gold. > AGE: 180 Cyberton Circles. > JOB: Spying. Shaping suplies Inferno: So... he's a sculptor? > FORMATION: Earth car called a "Volkwagon Bug" > Drestoryed: By the G.I Joes thinking he was a robot from CORBA. Blackarachnia: Actually, he just read Larry Hamma's script for that mini- series... Quickstrike: Care to lay it on any more obscure. > ---------------------------------------------------------------- > NAME: BUMBLE BEE > RACE: AUBOT > COLOR: RED Blackarachnia: Oh look. Red Bumblebee. > AGE: 190 Cyberton Circles Inferno: UI wonder if the good Doc means cycles? > JOB: Spying. Sending suplies. Quickstrike: He's also been known to occasionally go postal. > FORMATION: Earth Car Called a "Volkwagon Bug" > DRESTORYED: Megatron. > ---------------------------------------------------------- > NAME: BUMBLEE BEE > RACE: AUBOT > COLOR: GREEN > AGE: 200 Cyberton Circles > JOB: Army Master > FORMATION: Volkwagon Quickstrike: Oh yeah. He's gonna get a lot of respect that wy. > BIGGEST IDEA: CREATOR OF HIS OWN ROBOTS. LEAD TO THE PROGAM OF > THE MAXIMALS AND PREDACTIONS. Blackarachnia: So... We're all decended from Bublebee? Inferno: Seems that way. Blackarachnia: Aaaak! > ----------------------------------------------------------- > NAME: Lyara Bee Blackarachnia: I wonder if she's famous on anyone. Quickstrike & Inferno: Uh? Blackarachnia: Never mind. > RACE: AUBOT/MAXIMALS Inferno: Make up your mind. > COLOR: BLUE Quickstrike: I thought you said she was red! > AGE: 900 CYBERTON CIRCLES > JOB: Keeping a on the Bee Center Progaming Area for New > Transformations. Blackarachnia: A what? Qucikstrike: Keeping an eye out for missing words? > ------------------------------------------------------------ > The yellow robot has to laughed. All [Baddly-dubbed]: Ha. Ha ha ha. Ha. Blackarachnia: It seems so approrpiate here... > He read each, "Bee" history, in > fact it was long. The yellow robot send weeks on it. Inferno: That's one hell of a book. > ================================================================ Inferno: State Rail's airport extension is coming along well... > -My name is Bumblee Bee, Eaglus." replied the yellow rebot. Blackarachnia: Rebot? Quickstrike: It's what youy do with a stalled computer. Inferno: Nah. It's the sound that Spittor makes. > "So what's buzz, big guy?" > "Why have you decide on talking the legendy small Aubot name?" Blackarachnia: So he's talking about Bumblebee? > ask Eaglus, a ultra-big blue robot. All: I'm huge! > "I'm don't know." replied Bumblee Bee. "Kid of little > Inferno: Did we loose something there? Blackarachnia: Would anyone notice? > "We have some Petium of some bad news. Blackarachnia [Eaglus]: Those Pentiums we got can't devide to save their lives > We have heard some rumors > that Optimus Primal and some of this friends have to a small > spaceship to find Megatron when he invented that mixing of "Weird > Sheilding" that shielding of his space. Inferno: Did either of you catch any of that? [Quickstrike and Blackarachnia shake their heads] > We find it to where the > anicent Ark last lied, the planet of Egonus, called it because of > rare Egon. Quickstrike: Egon toast even. With bacon. Inferno: Energon is much more useful though. > We ask you to go this planet and help out the Aubot, > by my looks, the Predicatons have more of helper, and out > numbers, the Predicatons. Four of us, have more rare egon then > the rest of the Maximuls." Blackarachnia: I understand the words... But the meanings... Quickstrike: I suppose that was the plot. > "I will come myself. As well as follow, Lira and Ryara." Blackarachnia: Quick! Follow that Maximal! > replied > Eaglus. "Let's to our shape and end that that planet. Blackarachnia: So they're gonna blow it up? Help? > ----------------------------------------------------------------- > Cheetar was just enjoy his new Inferno: Car. > formation just, when he becuase a > freak of computer/nature of his planet. Blackarachnia: You also get freaks of computer and nature at two am on any IRC channel. > He was sending long in his beast more when he discover, Inferno: The plot? Quickstrike: What the good Doc is trying to say? > a new ship using a yellow beam to circle the around. Blackarachnia: You know, if we were bots, our heads would have exploded by now. > "Hey! Bucktooth. Still at the radio." replied Cheetar. > "Yeah, Cat-breath? So what's shaking?" Blackarachnia: Hey look! He actually got that right! [All cheer] > Cheetar heard Rattrap saiding. Blackarachnia: Never mind. > "We got some new Maximals down on Earth. Quickstrike: New toys! At last! Blackarachnia: Pity they're being forced into the show by Kenner. > Looks like then being sannering the place. Inferno: After a hard day's sannering, nothing beats a good cold beer. > I'm going to check them out." Qucikstrike [Cheetor]: There might be babes... Rowr. > "Beware, Whisker-face. Inferno: Beware! Near is evil close! Blackarachnia: You gotta cut down on those all-night HK movie marathons. > " replied. "They could be Predicatons that stolen a Aubot ship." Qucikstrike: Check to see if it's registration is expired. That's a good clue. > "Oh, you just a scary cat." retorts Cheetar. Blackarachnia: Scaredy-rat, but close enough. > --------------------------------------------------------------- > > Four animals walked out into the new world. Inferno: I claim this land in the name od spain! > They were, a blue > eagle, a pink lion, a yellow honey bee, and green saber-tiger > tiger. Blackarachnia: Eww! They walked into a colourised movie! Quickstrike: The Saber Tiger-Tiger flourashed in the Redundancy era, but died out near its end. > A pink lion laughed. "Look like your are Eaglus, now." Blackarachnia: Wasn't he allready called Eaglus... Never mind. > Eaglus laughed. "You might said, I do. So what's your names." > Pink lion. "How about Liontor for me." > "Fine. I'm Sabus." replied the green saber-tooth tiger. Inferno: So he changed from a saber Tiger-Tiger to a more common Saber- Toothed tiger. > "Why about you." > "I'm keeping my name. Bumblee Bee." replied the yellow honey bee. Blackararachnia: You know, that colour scheme actually works. > "What I heard a nose coming from the north." Inferno: Somone has a really loud sniffle. > Cheetar was heading north and Bumblee Bee was heading south. Blackarachnia: If Cheetor departs from Denver heading to Des Moines at 12 noon and Bublebee departs Des Moines heading for Denver... > Cheetar knows that Megatrons uses a few insects, such as spiders, > ants and wasps. Inferno: And whatever the hell Quickstrike is. Qucikstrike: Dang straight... hey! > "Cheetar, Maximalized." whisped Cheetar, and start fire at the > Bee. All [Singing]: We come in peace, shoot to kill! > "Can't you stop your wasting, yourfire, Cheetar?" Blackarachnia: He's also good at wasting commas... > ask a robot on Cheetar's neck. Blackarachnia: A little Mini-Cheetor with wings and a halo. > "Oh, who/what are you?" asked Cheetar. Quickstrike: Incoherent. > "May be, this will help your CPU. Inferno: It's an upgrade for his motherboard! > Bumblee Bee, Maximalized!" replied the robot. > "So, Cheaton, or should I said, Cheetor We meet again." Blackarachnia: But this time the advantage is mine! > "Lara?" asked Cheetor. Quickstrike: In her trademark tight shorts and tank-top too! > "Yes. Lionar. Now. Inferno: Talk. Like. Shatner. > He comes Eaglus and Sabus." Blackarachnia: Where's Liontor? Quickstrike: He's on his coffe break. > Two animals, a blue Eagle, and of course, a green saber-tooth > "Looks like Sliverwolf has a rival now." Blackaracvhnia: Yeah. Silverbolt. > replied Cheetor. "And > looks like we have some that can keep Dinobot's CPU under > control. So what's bring you here, wheter even here is?" Blackarachnia: All the avalible parking space. Quickstrike: It's a good place to bring up children. Inferno: A space ship. What did you think? > "Here is Egonus. Home of more rare egon then you can shake a CPU > at." replied Eaglus. "We came to get you back." Inferno: We're from the govornment and we're here to help you. > "We do have a progam. We crashed here." Qucikstrike: We were too tired to get home so we just decided to crash here for the night. > replied Cheetar. "We do > have some new members, Airazor, Tigerton, and of course, Depth > Change Blackarachnia: Twisted clone of Depth Charge. Inferno: Who? Blackarachnia: I have no idea. > and Blackaria, Qucikstrike: You're really piling up the twisted clones there, Sugarbot. > who we thought died in refixing history. So what's up?" Inferno: The sky, but that's not important right now. > "I'm getting a really bad feeling about this!" Blackarachnia [M Just then, two formation, Waspintor and Ramage appear. Blackarachnia: Now Rampage has a twisted clone. Inferno: Twiated? Rampage? Blackarachnia: Point. > "Just great!" shouted Cheetor. > "MAXIMALS. MAXIZE!" shouted all four transforms > "PREDACTIONS! TERRORIZE!" shouted the two Predactions. > The battle was terrible. The Decption have more fire power. Blackarachnia: I'd be more worried about the Preadacons right now... > And > of course, the new Maximuls were new at this. It was a death > city. All: Go Preads! Go Preads! > The Predactions never have a change. Blackarachnia: But I thought the narrator said... Never mind. > Bumblee Bee did hit, > Waspintor right in the face, giving him a face life. Blackarachnia: Well there we go... Waspinator's been blown up for this episode. > Liontor, cut the head right off the Ramage. Inferno: When did he get here? > "PREDACTIONS! RETREAT!" > "Nice work", said a purple/orange ape. "That was just prime!" Blackarachnia: And what were you doing? Watching? > "Optimus Primal?" asked Bumblee Bee. Inferno: No, I'm a frost-free fridge. > "That right. Who are you?" asked Optimus Primal. Quickstrike: Thinker characters. > "Liontor" said Liontor > "Sabus" said Sabus. > "Eaglus" said Eaglus > "Bumblee Bee" said Bumblee Bee. All: Maximal roll call! > "I wonder why you pick that name." asked Optimus Primal. Blackarachnia: Could it be because he's a bee? > "Don't know." replied Bumblee. Quickstrike: I bet it seemed like a good idea at the time. > "Let's get move your headquaters to our headquaters, Inferno [Primal]: It's gonna be a bit of a squeeze, but I'm sure we'll manage. > and that why you can meet us." replied Optimus Primal. > "That would be just Prime." laughed Bumblee Bee. Blackarachnia: People laugh a lot around here. > ---THE END----------------------------------------------------- Inferno: Hey! We didn't get one of those "If you liked" bits... > Just Prime? Worse then a Junkatron? E-mail me, at > winkstwo@sssnet.com. > ---------------------------------------------------------------- Quickstrike: It's over! [They all get up and leave] [Door 1 - A vault door. It's unlockled] [Door 2 - A revolving door. You go round a few times then proceed] [Door 3 - An elevator door. You push the button and it opens] [Door 4 - A garage door. You blip it with the remote, then open it manually when that fails] [Door 5 - It's a Catflap. You crawl through it] [SoP Bridge. There is, as allways, a letter on the console.] Blackarachnia: So. Inferno: Beware the Bee. Quickstrike: Indeed. Inferno: A Beast Wars. Quickstrike: Uh-huh. Inferno: By Dr Thinker. Qucikstrike: That's right. Blackarachnia: Oh stop worrying, you two! We've got fanmail. [She Opens the letter] > To the Predacons, > Bah Weep Graaagnah Wheep Ni Ni Bong. All: Bah Weep Graaagnah Wheep Ni Ni Bong. > This is Mitch. That was a > good MSTing of "From the Ashes" (I think it's called that because > Megatronia changed her code name to Phenox). Inferno: Ya reckon? > You threw in some good > points like how Galvatron wouldn't insult himself (I don't quite remember > Megatron having a good winning average on the cartoon, so I'm surprised > he liked being changed back) and how Prowl died in 2005 so he wouldn't be > in the year 2050 (I think the references to that year was a typo. The > author MIGHT have meant 2006, otherwise Daniel would have to be pretty > old). Blackarachnia: I don't mind how old Daniel is. I'd prefer if he wasn't though. > About Blackaracnia's insanity: She was more like an exaggerated > version of herself, not neccesarly a sign of the fic getting to her. > I'm a little confused about your point about treacherous > Descepticons. I don't remember Soundwave and Shockwave trying to > dethrone Megatron on the show, just Starscream (except on "Beast Wars", > were the list extends to Terrasaur, Tarantulus, Predacon Rinox, Rampage, > and, uhhh, let's call the unit "B. Aracnia...". No, too obvious. "Black > A.". Blackarachnia [Looks innocent]: Well... The point about Soundwave and Shcokwave was more taken from theri original Tech Specs info, and their chracterisations in the US and UK comic. > You might be right about how Transformers wouln't need to get > married, but I'm rather ignorent of how they reproduce (I -do- know about > the Matrix and the Pit on "Beast Wars" though). On the show, they always > seemed to be built on Earth and given somethingarather from Cybertron to > make them sentient. Blackarachnia: This is a complex isuue, but here goes. There is evidence to prove that transformers have no anaolgies to gender, marrage or sex. Case in point: Clundburst in TFUS #53: "Where I come from, there are no men, no women and no mates!". But Transformers are capable of reproduction, as seen in the Transformers Gen 2 comic. However, its nothing like what Star Ruyb describves - it's more akin to cell division. A new Protoform splits off from an existing Transformer and assumes its own form. > Besides, with all the fighting going on, it was hard > to see them having time for a relationship even -when- there were female > Cybertrons around. > By the way, if Ultra Magnus is Arcee's dad, does that make him > Rattrap's great-great uncle? > Well, thanks for your attention. 'Till all are one. Mitch Inferno: Thanks again for your feedback. Quickstrike: Good to know that our fans aren't just limited to those two idiots. [The Gobot's light on the console flashes] Blackarachnia: Speaking of which... [She turns it on. Cy-Kill is grinning, as allways. Coptur is still facinated with his virtual pet] Cy-Kill: So, my little experiments. Felling mad now? Has Dr Thinker taken your minds and reduced them to mush? ready to admit my greatness? Blackarachnia: Sorry, no. Qucikstrike: Try harder next time. Inferno: It was kind of fun, actually. Cy-Kill: What? But, by my calculations, you should have been reduced to mush by now! Blackarachnia: Oh, I'll admit that using bad spelling and grammar against us was inventive. The problem is that it was nowhere near as bad as it could have been. And after all that, it was a decent fanfic as fanfics go. We've seen far worse. Inferno: It was a breeze, really. Cy-Kill: Curse you all! I try to drive you mad and you don't let me! But don't think that you'll get away with this forever! One day I will find the ultimate Gobot fanfic... [Extreme close-up, showing only his nose.] Wait! Pull back! [Full-face close-up] And then I will have my revenge! [Manicial laughter] Blackarachnia: Sad, isn't it? Inferno: You said it. Cy-Kill: Push the button, Coptur. Coptur: But it wants walikes now. Cy-Kill: Allright then. [HE pushes the button] [The screen goes blank] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Editor's notes: By popular demand, the Two Guys From Gobotron are back! And this time they're here for a while... Who knows what peices of abject Stupidity they'll dredge up for the Preads... Thanks very much to Dr Thinker for sending this fic straight to me. The Zod Detector was based on the Dragon Detector from Terry Pratchett's "Guards, Guards!". Read it. It's funny. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Riffed by: Rick R. 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