"Heaven In My Hands" by The Unknown Gamer FFVII Aeris/Sephiroth NC-17 MSTed by Jules ----- (In the Main Cabin of the Satellite of OCD) Hiro - (32, tall, with blue eyes and black hair, he is given to denying that he is Heero Yuy. He certainly doesn't act like him. But yet he does look like him, somewhat...) AND Dr. Forrester (a hologram of him, anyway) ... (are locked in a desperate staring match. Hiro leans over the counter, sneering, eyes narrowed.) Dr. Forrester: One word for you, Hiro: "smut!" Hiro: I won't allow it. Dr. Forrester: You have no say in it, my little guinea pig. Hiro: You're trying to kill Sally and Celia! You know how... Dr. Forrester: Now now, Hiro, don't you think you're overreacting just a little? After all, I know how much you all like Final Fantasy VII, the girls like Sephiroth, and you think Aeris is, what was that word you used? Ah, I remember. "Cute." Hiro: (jumps over table to grab Dr. Forrester, who fades away, laughing evilly. Hiro stands still, then raises his hand, points his finger to where the hologram stood, gun style, and pulls an imaginary trigger.) (Celia enters the main cabin - [28, fairly tall with cinnamon hair and blue eyes. She wears flannel jammies and obviously hates being woken up early. She has a pretty, perfectly proportioned face, and something about her eyes says, "the child ain't right."] Celia: (sees Hiro pointing towards where the hologram stood, reaches out, and pulls his finger.) Hiro: The hell was that for? Celia: I thought you wanted me to. Hiro: (notices that Celia's bangs are sticking straight out from her forehead and obscuring one of her eyes. She's reminiscent of someone. He points to her hair.) Stop that. Celia: What? Hiro: With your hair. Stop it. Celia: (flattens her bangs.) Sheesh! (Sally enters the main cabin - [31, tall, somewhat wiry, with hazel eyes and waist length black hair with a small streak of silver on one side. Doesn't appear to be from this century. Incidentally, she is Celia's cousin. Also, Sally has a dark secret.] Sally: (her hair is braided behind her back, long bangs fall carelessly over her eyes. SHE is reminiscent of someone.) Hey guys. *yawn!* Guess what? I finished Final Fantasy VII. I killed Sephiroth. Celia: YOU killed Sephiroth? Sally: Pretty much. I really wailed on him. It sucked. Hiro: Stop that. Sally: Stop what? Hiro: With your hair! Undo that braid! Sally: Sheesh! Say, do we have an experiment today? I haven't seen either of the Mads. Hiro: Sally, Celia, I have some, err, news for you... Celia: Crap! It's fanfic sign already. I guess that means that we have an experiment! ----------------------------------------------------- (The mayhem of fanfic sign follows, and they file into the theater, eating Gummi Bears. Sally and Celia are singing the Gummi Bears theme song in unusual and annoying voices.) Hiro: As pleasant as that song is, I think the fic is starting. Sally: Oh. Kay then. Sally & Celia: (whispering) "They are the Gummi Bears!" Hiro: I heard that. >>Yo. All: Adrien! >> Sup everyone? Celia: Wuzzaaaaaaap? >>I'm back again with yet another one of my lurid, smutty fictions. Hiro: (mutters) Uh oh... Sally: Hiro, is this what you were trying to warn us about? Hiro: ...yeah. >>Once again, I have devoted myself to Hiro: the desecration of all that is good in video games. >>writing a Final Fantasy VII fic, Hiro: Same thing. Sally: (squirms nervously for some unknown reason) >>this one involving Aeris instead of Tifa for once. Celia: *Aeris* "Tifa gets to be in all the fics! It's about time!" >>Just wait until you see who I pair her with!! Hiro: Bill Clinton? Celia: Elmo? Sally: Ronald McDonald? >>It's the first of it's kind Celia: You mean it's going to make some kind of sense? Sally: (muttering) I'm more concerned about the misuse of the apostrophe. Hiro: What? Sally: Nothing, nothing... >>(that is, unless someone's already done it and I haven't seen it, >>whereupon I have just made myself look stupid with the above >>statement). Celia: Don't worry. I'm sure you'll redeem yourself with this nice little fic about love and honor. >>Anyways, what fanfic would be complete without your favorite >>part, All: THE END! >>THE LEGAL CRAP!!! All: Oh. Never mind. >>First and foremost, I did not make FF7 or it's characters, although >>I wish I had, seeing as how it's one of the most popular RPGs ever. >>This story has sex in it, Sally: Lord have mercy on our souls! Celia: Obscure much? >>so if you're underaged, Celia: I'm underage. Bye! Hiro: No you're not. You think Dr. Forrester will let you get away with that? >>or if you're offended by this kinda material, blah blah blah.... >>Let me just put it this way: if you're not supposed to be reading >>this, then don't!!! Okay, now that that's taken care of, without further >>adieu, Sally: Adieu? The author's saying goodbye! That must mean it's the end! Let's go have breakfast! Celia: I'm sure the author means "ado." Sally: Oh. Crapola. >>I present to you, my latest masterpiece!!! Celia: "Sephiroth Does Dallas!" Hiro: O_O >>Enjoy!! Hiro: Doubtful! >>-The Unknown Celia: The author doesn't want credit for this? I'm scared now. >>note: * means thought.As if you didn't already know by now. ^_^ Hiro: I didn't know. Did you guys know? Sally & Celia: Nope! >>xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx >>xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Sally: Holy crap, is that the RATING?? >>Heaven In My Hands Sally: Heaven beside you, hell within? Celia: That was obscure. Sally: Thanks! >>The full moon hung high in the midnight sky, Celia: "The moon like a testicle hangs low in the sky!" Hiro: That'd be a good riff, but this moon is hanging high. Celia: Oh well. Hang em high! >>looming over the city of the Ancients Celia: like a giant, white, looming thing. Sally: Uh oh, is the author ripping Majora's Mask? Hiro: Fangirl. >>as it cast it's cool, Sally: (screaming) AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! (falls over, twitching madly) Hiro: What the hell is that all about? Celia: The apostrophe, I think. >>bright glow downwards onto the land. The air outside was cold >>and brisk, having been cooled down significantly by a sharp >>wind that had made its way over the mountains and down into >>the valley where the remains of the city resided. Hiro: Thanks for the weather report. Celia: "Remains of the City," wasn't that with Anthony Hopkins? Sally: *Sigh!* I wish Anthony Hopkins was real... Oh, wait. Never mind... Hiro: You need to get out more. And it was "Remains of the Day." >>The area All: (snickering) >>outside of the large, seashell-like houses was perfectly silent, a >>silence that could only be described as Hiro: boring. >>unnatural. Not a sound could be heard anywhere within the ruins, Sally: So, I'm getting the idea that it's kind of quiet there. Celia: Yeah, I guess you could say it's a little hushed. >>save for the whistle of the cold, biting wind Celia: (whistles "Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay.") Hiro: Wow, the wind's talented. >>as it whisked through the area. It had seemed as if Mother Nature >>herself had decided to take a rest, Celia: *Mother Nature* "I'm sick and tired of being in sex stories. I'm goin' to bed." >>pulling all of the wild creatures to sleep alongside her. Sally: She EUTHANIZED all the animals?! Oh my god! Hiro: "PULLING" them to sleep. Not "putting" them to sleep. Sally: Oh. Well, that's better. >>Inside the houses, the adventurers had decided to retire to bed >>themselves, Celia: (snicker) They're bedding themselves? They must be lonely. Hiro: Well, it gets boring having to save the world sometimes. Celia: And you would know this, how? Hiro: (growls and mumbles) >>each one of them taking a bed in one of the giant shells and falling >>into a deep, sound slumber. Sally: "I'm so tired I can barely stay awake!" >>Everyone and everything had fallen fast asleep. Everyone, >>except Aeris. Sally: Aeris is burning the midnight Mako. >>The young brunette sighed sleepily as she pulled her sheets over >>her for the umpteenth time that night, Hiro: Why does she have to keep pulling them over her? Does something keep on pulling them down? Celia: *Church Lady* "Could it be... SATAN?!" >>searching desperately for a comfortable position that would allow >>her to doze off. Celia: Wrapping her legs around the bedpost with her arms around her neck just wasn't cutting it. >>So far she had been unsuccessful in her attempts to fall asleep, >>causing her to grow agitated with her insomnia. Sally: Aeris needs to lay off the cocaine. >>It wasn't her fault, really. Hiro: Honest. It really wasn't. You have to believe me! >>Her mind was full of thoughts Celia: on how the hell she had ended up as a smutbunny in this lemon. Sally: Wow, her mind was full of thoughts. I thought it'd be full of cheese-whiz. >>regarding the day's events, rushing through her head, torturing the >>young woman Sally: *the thoughts* "Put her in... THE COMFY CHAIR!" >>as her body wriggled nervously underneath her covers. She tried to >>clear her mind of all her thoughts, she really tried, Hiro: Honest, she really, really did! You don't believe me? Why don't you go and ask her yourself! >>but nothing she could do would make her forget what had happened. Sally: Frasier had been cancelled? >>She had almost died today, and yet, here she was, still alive and >>in her bed, fretting over the shock that she had received over the >>whole ordeal. She tried to get it out of her head, but it wouldn't >>leave, Celia: like a fart that hangs around all day. >>as if it had been permanently etched into her memory like a >>chisel mark in stone. Sally: Oh my god, STONE GOSSARD? NOOO! >>Why she was so concerned about this, she didn't know, Celia: Could have something to do with almost dying? Hiro & Sally: Nahhh. >>but she figured it had something to do with 'him'. Celia: Darth Vader? Sally: Johnny Appleseed! Hiro: Zechs Marquise. Sally & Celia: (stare at Hiro and fidget) Hiro: What? I AM NOT HEERO YUY! Sally & Celia: Sheesh!! >>*Why didn't he kill me?* she thought, turning over on her back >>and facing the ceiling, Hiro: ... as opposed to turning on her back and facing the bed? >>looking out into the pitch black darkness of the room. *He had >>the chance. Why didn't he take it?* Sally: Well, so that he could do you. Duh! >>Aeris sighed deeply as she went over the events once more in >>her head. Sally: *Aeris thinking* "First we went to the temple of the Ancients, then Cait Sith sacrificed his fake body, then Cloud beat the hell out of me, oh, he's so cute when he's mad, then Sephy's clone made him hand over the Black Materia, oh, Sephy's such a hottie too, then I went to the Forbidden Capital and prayed, and Sephiroth was supposed to have killed me like he did in the game, but he didn't, and now I'm lying here waiting to star in a lemon. What a day!" >>She had come here to the city of the Ancients by herself after >>learning of Sephiroth's plan. Hiro: Take a shower, have dinner and watch Toonami? >>There, she had gone down to the forbidden crystalline temple >>underneath, in order to pray for Celia: the winning lottery ticket. >>Holy to come and counter-attack the effects of Meteor. As she >>kneeled for hours on the cold, stone altar, Celia: ...which is no problem for Aeris, because she's SO used to kneeling... >>her hands held up to her bowed head in prayer, she felt him. Sally: Chapter One: Aeris Cops A Feel. >>She could sense his presence high above her, waiting, >>contemplating the correct moment to attack. Hiro: He's got a six foot katana. ANY moment is the right moment. >>She knew at that point that her life was over, that she had lost >>and he had won, that even though the prayer was far enough >>in to summon Holy completely, it would come at the loss of her >>life. Aeris Sally: was cool with that, since Sephiroth's really hot and all. >>had just single-handedly saved the earth from Meteor, but Sephiroth >>now had the chance to rid the earth of Aeris. She shut her eyes >>tight, a single tear streaming down her lovely face as she waited >>for his sword to pierce her through, Hiro: Wow, the author didn't waste any time being Freudian, huh? >>to strip her Celia: What, already? >>of her very soul. She waited, her eyes filling up as she cried >>through the last few lines of the prayer, her heart beating its >>way through her chest in fear, nervousness, and anticipation. Sally: But did she shiver with antici..... >>She waited. And waited. And waited yet some more. Sally: ...pation? Celia: Yup, prolly. >>But to her surprise, he never came. Hiro: In a lemon, that IS pretty surprising. >>She could still feel his sense above her, Celia: His 6th sense? >>looming over her, but not once did he ever come down from his >>position in the rafters. Hiro: *Sephiroth* "Dammit... leg... is stuck!" >>Finally, after three hours on the altar, she heard rapid footsteps in >>her direction, followed by the sound of a familiar voice calling for her. Sally: *Aeris* "Satan? Again?!” >>She looked up to see Cloud and the others making their way down >>to her, causing her to sigh with relief as she realized that she was >>going to live through this. Sally: You know, until Cloud freaks out and cuts her in half. >>After meeting up with the rest of the group, she followed them >>back to the city, taking one last good Celia: crap, because she knew it was a long ride back to town. >>look up at the rafters where she had felt Sephiroth. The last thing she >>saw was a quick flash Hiro: *Sephiroth* "Hey, look at this!" Celia: AHHHH! Close that trenchcoat! >>of black leaping from the precipice, vanishing before her very eyes. >>She couldn't believe how close she had just come to dying. Celia: So, the author actually played the game, right? Hiro: Yeah, I guess. But I think the author is changing the course of events to make the story BETTER... Or, not better but, whatever. Celia: So that they can have sex. Hiro: Uhh... yeah. Sally: But, in the game, Aeris died. Hiro: I know. But the author's changing that. Sally: But, the game already made her die. Is this like a time travel thing? Hiro: (shakes his head and rubs his temples) >>She was understandably happy about the fact that Sephiroth decided >>to spare her for some reason, and yet, was completely perplexed as >>to why. It just didn't make sense Hiro: It's not supposed to make sense! Sally: Oh! I get it. (glances around nervosuly) Celia: Why didn't the author say that in the first place?! >>how he could have the most perfect opportunity to kill her and not do it. >>*Maybe he likes me,* thought Aeris, secretly smiling to herself as she >>imagined her and Sephiroth together. Celia: *Aeris* "EEEEEEE! The cute psychotic guy likes me! Wait till I tell my friends at school!" Sally: So, the mere fact that a guy has never killed you, even if presented with the opportunity, means that he likes you? Wow! I've scored way more than I thought! >>She couldn't help but think such thoughts, seeing as how she was rather >>interested in the boy All: o_O Sally: BOY?! What boy is this?! Hiro: Maybe the author decided not to write about Sephiroth anymore. Celia: What, you guys never heard of a 30 year old boy before? (looks pointedly at Hiro, who glares at her.) >>despite his infamous persona. Ever since she had first laid eyes >>on him, on the Shinra boat, it was like love at first sight, Hiro: Only without the “love” part. >>although Aeris wouldn't really have called it love at that point. Sally: Maybe more like "whoring around ShinRa" at first sight. (snicker) >>Since then, it seemed the further she and the group persued him, >>the more attached to him she became, until Celia: she had to be surgically removed from him. >>she was rather infatuated with the ruthless soldier. She adored >>his piercing green eyes, his long, snow-white hair, his tall, slender >>build.... Sally: Yeah, I hear ya. >>The list could go on about everything she liked about his appearance, >>not to mention the fact that she was mystified by his Celia: tendency to take the leading roles in lemons on the internet. >>rather cool, dignified attitude, although she did have to admit that he >>acted a little psychotic most of the time. Hiro: But, oh well, who DOESN'T gain as much power as they can possibly gain in one lifetime, cut off their alleged mom's head, kill and maim without remorse, summon a giant Meteor and try to destroy the Planet ONCE in a while? Sally: "We all go a little mad sometimes." >>Smiling, the brown-haired girl hugged her pillow to her chest as >>she sighed happily, Celia: *Aeris "*Sigh!* The world's going to end!" >>the vision of Sephiroth's beautiful form swimming through her head, Sally: Sephiroth in a swim cap and Speedos! No! Must delete the visual! >>causing her to think rather naughty thoughts about him. Celia: *Aeris thinking* "I'll bet he cheated on his tests in school!" >> *I bet he's got a cute butt,* Hiro: *gag* >>she pondered, giggling her little girlish laugh Celia & Sally: *Aeris* "TEEEHEEHEEHEE!" Hiro: (cringes) >>as she fantasized about her enemy. Celia: But is she SLEEPING with... oh. Never mind. Hiro: Soon enough. >>Oh how she wished she didn't have to fight him. Sally: Oh, that this too too sullied fic would burn. Fry, and resolve itself into an ash. >>She would love to be close to Sephiroth, yet they seemed >>destined to be on opposing sides, constantly battling one >>another left and right as the two grew farther and farther >>apart with every obstacle. Hiro: Like the obstacle of him getting rid of the entire Planet? Yeah, that would put a damper on a relationship. Sally: (slyly) How about the obstacle of him trying to kill her? Doesn't that put strain on a relationship too? Hiro: (grumbles) >>If only she could meet him, to talk to him, just once to see how >>he really was, All: *cough cough* psycho *cough cough* >>she could die the happiest girl in the world. But that would >>never happen. Celia: Oh good, can we leave now? >>She knew if she even dared to try to get into contact with him, >>she would be put in the same situation as today, Hiro: Wildly out of character? >>except this time she doubted severely that he would let her off that >>easily. Celia: GET her off, on the other hand... >>Sighing one last time as the vision of Sephiroth slowly left her, >>Aeris turned onto her side, closing her eyes once more as Sally: she died? >>she tried to fall asleep. She laid there for a while, Sally: Oh my god, with whom??? I didn't know it was sex time already! >>her mind and body slowly, finally adjusting itself for subconciousness, >>as her heart slowed down and her breathing became deep and >>steady. Her body finally relaxed, Hiro: and she died? >>allowing her muscles some much needed rest as she nuzzled herself >>into the sheets. She knew that she would probably dream of >>Sephiroth again, and that Celia: she'd have to take a cold shower when she got up. AHHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sally: Oh, Celia. I *AM* surprised. >>somehow made it easier, as well as more appealing, to fall asleep. >>She knew the truth in her heart, Hiro: ...that it was all just an A.U. fanfic, and Sephiroth really had killed her already. >>but was afraid to tell any of her friends her true feelings about the >>man they endlessly pursued. Over the course of the trip, she >>had fallen in love with the man, and she wanted nothing more >>than to hear him say that he loved her just as much, Celia: In fact, she liked that idea even better than his deciding not to destroy the Planet. Screw the Planet! >>although she knew that she never would hear it. Having nothing >>more to do, her body finally gave up Sally: the ghost? >>the fight, and the beautiful flower girl soundly drifted off to sleep. >>She didn't know exactly why she awoke an hour earlier. Hiro: The katana in her back, maybe. Sally: Wait, back up. She awoke an hour *earlier?* Earlier than what? Earlier than the beginning of this fic? Celia: Stop thinking! >>But she did, and immediately she noticed that something was >>not right. Sally: Yeah. The fact that she's ALIVE and not floating around underwater, minus a certain little White Materia. >>The air had a different smell Celia: *Aeris* "Nanaki?" >>and feel to it than before, and she could hear the low, steady >>breathing of another person. Celia: (breathes like Jason in Friday the 13th) Sally: (breathes like Darth Vader) Hiro: (shakes his head) >>It didn't take long for Aeris to realize that she was not alone in the >>room, but who this new entity was, she hadn't the slightest. Then, >>she heard it. Celia: (makes a loud farting noise through her hand) Sally: (giggling) >>"Aeris..." Sally: Laguna Loire? Celia: Eric Draven! Hiro: Rei Ginsei. Sally: Guys, what do you want to bet it's Sephiroth? Celia & Hiro: Nahhh... >>She had heard this voice before, but to whom it belonged she >>was not sure. It seemed uncommon, and yet surprisingly >>familiar. *No...* thought Aeris. *It can't be....* Celia: *Aeris* "TELL me it isn't TV's Torgo AGAIN!" >> "Aeris..." the voice called out a second time, it's deep, >>masculine tone Sally: (cries) Hiro: What now? Another stupid apostrophe? >>echoing through the flower girl's ears like a symphony of gorgeous >>notes. Celia: I know! It's Pavaratti! Sally: *Sigh!* Mark Hildreth... Hiro: (glares at Sally) >>There was no doubt that it was him, the same man she had just >>been dreaming about before she woke up. >>"Do you know who this is, Aeris?" asked the voice. Sally: "THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR PANTS!" Celia: Could you get any more obscure? Sally: What? You guys don't remember "The State?!" >>"Yes," she replied, sitting up in the bed, holding the covers over >>her nude Hiro: ...of course... >>form, despite the fact that the room was completely dark. >>"Aeris, I have something that I want to talk with you about. >>Personally." >>"What about?" Sally: *Sephiroth, apathetic monotone* "Ms Gainsborough, are you happy with your current phone service? Is your long distance plan...” Hiro: *Click!* (makes dial tone sound.) >>"I can't say here. Celia: But, he just did say "here." Hiro: No, he meant he couldn't say there. Celia: But, he did say "here," though. Hiro: What? Celia: "Here." Hiro: What about here? Celia: He said it. Hiro: He said it here? Celia: No. Sally: (knocks their heads together, and watches the birds that fly around them) Pretty! >>Can you meet me at the head of the forest in half an hour?" Sally: *Aeris* "The head's a little far out. How 'bout I meet you at the knee of the forest?" >>"Half an hour? Can't we wait until sunrise?" >>"No, I'm afraid not. I don't want to take the chance of Cloud >>spotting me. Please Aeris. Please say you'll come." Sally: *Aeris* "You bet I will, loverboy!" >>"Yes," replied Aeris, not even giving the idea a second thought. >>"I'll be there." Celia: Why? I'll be 'waiting.' ...For what? I'll be waiting here for you, so... if you come here... you'll find me. I promise. Hiro: Wrong Final Fantasy, Fangirl. >>"Good. I'll see you there." Hiro: *Aeris* "Should I bring the eggbeater?" >>*Girl, you better know what you're getting into,* Aeris told herself Celia: Girlfriend, that freaky white haired SOLDIER boy done tried to kill yo ass! Sally: Barret? >>as she hastily got out of the bed and dressed herself, Sally: *Aeris* "Hmm, burlap sack, bunny slippers, clown nose, and fingerless gloves..." Celia: *Aeris* "breastplate, horned helmet, kneepads... Hiro: *Aeris* "tank top, shorts, self detonation device..." >>braiding her hair in the dark and tying her pink ribbon into it. >>If she was going to meet the man of her dreams, she should >>at least look good for him. Hiro: That's right. Never mind that he's going to slice you neatly into two halves. >>When she was done getting ready, she grabbed her Hiro: AK-47... >>purse and headed out the door, being careful not to make >>any noise so that she wouldn't awaken any of the others. >>She made her way down the path, coming to the end of Hiro: her life? >>the city near the forest. All: (dejected) Oh. >>Taking a deep breath, she pushed all of her fears out of her head >>as best as she could, forcing herself to take every step one-by-one, Celia: As opposed to taking them three at a time, the way she usually did. Sally: She's with the Ministry of Silly Walks. >>as she gradually approached what would be one of the most >>dramatic nights of her life. All: And one of the most painful nights of ours. Celia: Wow. That was weird. >>Step by step, All: (singing) "Day by dayyyy..." Celia: We're going to hell, you know. Sally: I refuse to go unless I can go in a handbasket. >>Aeris made her way through the forest, watching the sky through >>the trees as it slowly started to change from evening to morning, >>the creatures of the forest Celia: "...they don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny! A fly marrying a bumblebee!" >>seemingly returning to life as the young Ancient Sally: She's a walking oxymoron! >>passed their hiding places. Gradually the deep, dark silhouette >>of the sky transformed into a dark blue hue, lightening up the area Celia & Sally: (snickering) Sally: Hey, area! Lighten up a little, will ya?! >>a little more as the sun got right to the verge of peeking over >>the edge of the horizon. Hiro: I thought Sephiroth couldn't wait until morning? >>It would be morning very soon, and Aeris yawned as he stretched >>out her arms, Celia: Hold up a second. She yawned as HE stretched out her arms? Does she take a personal trainer with her on outings like this?? >>feeling tired over the almost complete lack of Sally: cocaine? >>sleep the night before. Her worn-out body sagged as she kept >>up her pace down the path, the only thing keeping her awake >>being her desire to finally meet the man who she had been >>thinking about ever since their last encounter. Celia: Of the lemon kind. >>The thought of Sephiroth pulsed through her mind, >>strengthening her as she walked steadily down the >>path, her heart beating with antici Sally: We did this one already, right? Celia: Yeah. But you know you want to do it again, so you might as well. >>pation Sally: Heh heh... >>and fear. True, Sally: "nervous, very nervous." Hiro: Wow. You really are out there. >>she wanted this more than anything, but the whole idea of being >>within talking distance with her arch-rival understandably made >>her feel uncomfortable. Her heart beat with Sally: Anticip... Celia: Alright, that's just about enough of that. Sally: Sorry. (whispering under hear breath:) pation. Celia: I heard that! >>increasing rapidness as her breaths picked up, revealing her true >>nervousness about the whole situation. >>*Just a little bit longer,* Sally: than Cloud's... Hiro & Celia: Sally! Sally: What! "Sword," I was going to say "sword!" Jeez! >>she told herself, trying not to jitter with uneasiness as she came >>closer and closer to the head of the trail. With every step, >>she got more Hiro: out of character, in preparation for what was to come. >>nervous, and her body reacted by causing her to tremble in >>increasing severity. >>She didn't know what Sephiroth had in mind, Hiro: *cough cough* absolute devistating power over all creation *cough cough* >>but she was hoping, praying that he didn't plan to finish what >>he had started. She half-way expected him to, but then again, Celia: who cares, because he's just so HOT! >>he could have just killed her in her sleep if he had wanted to. >>Asking her to come this far out this early in the morning was >>quite a request, making her reason that what he needed her >>for really was important. Hiro: That's right, Aeris. You just keep telling yourself that. >>At long last, she came across a long row of tall grass, Sally: *Aeris* "Ahhh, the motherload!" >>obstructing her view to the other side of the path. She knew >>that the head of the forest was just beyond, and she stopped >>momentarily to relax and Celia: take a quick pee before moving on. >>take a deep breath, saying a silent prayer before pressing onward. Sally: *Aeris* "Please Planet, please let me score today instead of getting killed." >>This was it. Celia: The sex part. Sally: No, probably not yet. Celia: Oh. >>Just a few feet more and she would finally meet him. >>Her heart nearly ripped it's way through her rib cage, Hiro: Intense... hiking... action! Sally: (glowers at the apostrophe) >>her body jittering so fiercely that she felt as if her legs would fall out >>from under her at any moment. Pushing all negative thoughts out >>of her head, Celia: *Aeris* “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggonit, Sephiroth is going to do me instead of killing me!” >>she raised her head up, outstretched her arm, pulled back the tall >>blades of grass, and passed through, letting them whip back into >>their original position. Hiro: No one will be seated during the incredible grass-moving scene. >>There, in front of her, about fifty feet away, she saw him, his >>back turned to her as the wind whipped his long, silvery-white >>hair in long, rhythmic waves. Sally: *Sephiroth, singing* "Buffalo gal can ya come out tonight can ya come out tonight can ya come out tonight..." >>His long, Hiro: Man, EVERYthing's long here, isn't it? Celia: We shall see... >>black coat hung down to his ankles, covering up any parts of him >>that Aeris might have wanted to see. Celia: His spine, his femurs... Hiro: His lungs, liver, intestines and other innards... Sally: Tch! Dark! She probably just wants to see his glutious maximus. >>In his hand, the held the Masamune, All: Masamune, WOOOOO! >>his signature sword, the blade that only he could wield and >>use to its full potential. The long katana shimmered brightly >>in the early morning sunlight, nearly blinding Aeris as the light Celia: (singing) "Blinded by the light / wrapped up like a douche, another boner in the night..." >>bounced off the sword's spotless complexion into her eyes. >>The flower girl stared in awe as she eyed the weapon, its >>sheer perfection seemingly emanating forth from it. Never >>in her life had she seen a tool Hiro: I sort of guessed that... >>of destruction that looked so delicate, so sleek, and yet able to >>wreak so much havoc with so little effort, Sally: Are we talking about Masamune, or Sephiroth here? >>that the utter complexity of the sword boggled her mind. Celia: Doesn't take much, does it? >>Whoever tempered the blade must have been Celia: really, really stoned. >>a genius at the art of smithing, for she had never seen anything like it. >>While she was mesmerized by the sword, she began to fret over >>why he was holding it. Hiro: Oh, Sephiroth, can't you even wait till she GETS there?! >>He could rid her of her life within moments using such a weapon. >>All it would take was one well placed slash, All: (cringing) Hiro: (slightly green) Cloud/Sephiroth slash... no... NO! Celia: Chill, Hiro. Let's just get through this. >>and it would all be over for her. And yet, sitting here watching him, Celia: Just when did she take a seat? >>she didn't feel quite as nervous as she thought she would. >>The two of them stood there, her eyes never leaving his >>back for a moment, as the sun finally came out in all it's >>bright, shining morning glory. Celia: What's the story? Sally: Bloody weather... >>"I see you came," he finally said, Celia: Wow, and he didn't even DO anything yet! >>breaking his long silence. "I was beginning to think that you >>wouldn't show." >>"Of course I came," responded Aeris, Sally: I mean, you are Sephiroth, after all! >>still feeling a little shaky. "I'm not the kinda girl who goes back >>on her promise, ya know?" she joked, trying to make light of >>the whole situation. Celia: *Aeris* "Oh, and that Meteor stuff is a real knee slapper!" >>"Heh," Sephiroth chuckled. "You are a funny girl. Hiro: *Sephiroth* "It's a shame I have to kill you." >>Most girls would be shaking in their boots right about now." >>With that he turned around, finally giving her a good chance >>to see his face. All: Dahh! Sally: Total zoom-in! >>Aeris nearly fainted when she laid her eyes on him. She had >>seen her face before, Celia: Well that's not surprising, as most of us have seen our OWN FACES now and then! >>but he never looked this good. His emerald green eyes, his tan, >>dark skin, Sally: o_O Sephiroth is DARK?? Hiro: Maybe he spent some time at Costa Del Sol. >>his built, well-figured chest.... God, he was gorgeous!! Hiro: Sally, did you write this? Sally: Tch! Shut up. >>Heavens know, the flower girl had seen some attractive men in >>her life (Cloud and Vincent came to mind), but Sephiroth had >>to be hands down the most attractive of them all. Almost as if >>on cue, a wind caught up, Celia: (makes another loud farting noise through her fingers) >>blowing his hair and his coat back in waves Celia & Sally: (giggling at the sound and the image) >>as he stood in front of her, smiling his wicked, yet very sensuous >>smile, a sight she had seen so much of while fighting him, but >>had nevertheless always liked. Aeris felt herself get wet Celia: Is it starting to rain? Hiro: (dark) No... Celia: ...Oh. >>as she stared wide-eyed at him, her thoughts filled with more dirty, >>perverted thoughts Sally: Her *thoughts* were filled with dirty thoughts? Wow! That really *is* dirty! Hiro: *Aeris* "Cait Sith..." Celia: Tch, Hiro! That's just wrong! Sally: Now, if it was REEVE on the other hand... *sigh!* Reeve's dreamy! Celia: ShinRa slut. Sally: And proud of it! >>about him now than ever before in her entire life. >>"W...What did you want to t..t..talk about?" stuttered Aeris, Sally: *Sephiroth* "Ms. Gainsborough, I’m callling on behalf of Midgar Express credit card company, and I’d like to know if you’d be interested in a special offer that..." Hiro: *Click!* (makes dial tone noise) >>trying to push all of her fantasies out of her head and focus on the >>hear-and-now. Sally: (giggles) Celia: The "hear" and now? Well how about the see and now? Or the smell and now? Or the touch and now? Or the taste and now? Or the... Hiro: I think we get the idea. Celia: Or the sixth sense and now? All right... I'll stop. >>She felt so embarrassed in front of him, stammering her words >>out, revealing her true nervousness about the situation. >>"Heh, funny you should ask," replied Sephiroth, Sally: *Sephiroth / pepperpot* "I've just been reading this great big book on how to put your budgie down. And evidently, you can either hit them with the book, or shoot them just above the beak, just there!" >>clutching the Masamune tight in his grip as he began to walk slowly >>towards the trembling flower girl. Aeris tried not to look nervous, >>but to no avail, as she shook in both fear and arousal as he steadily >>approached her, Sally: (sings the Death Star theme) >>his wicked, teasing smirk covering his face the entire time. Hiro: His smirk covered his whole entire face? Wow. >>The whole scene seemed to move in slow-motion for her, Celia: Hey Seph, can we speed things up a little here?! I’d like to get out of here while we’re young. >>every one of his steps taking an eternity and yet only lasting a few >>seconds at the same time. >>Aeris' breath quickly sped up, her heart beating against her ribs like >>a mad-man beating a drum, Celia: *Aeris* "Hey, keep it down in there, I'm trying to have a sex scene here!" >>speeding up with every one of Sephiroth's steps. She couldn't tell >>if it was because of fear or arousal, but she did know that she >>would eventually faint if he took any longer. Hiro: While we, on the other hand, will probably just self detonate. >>His gradual footsteps hit the ground with a slow, steady pattern, Sally: ...until a giant worm came out of the ground and ate him. DUUUUUUUUUNE! >>each one bringing him closer and closer to her with every passing >>second. Hiro: Yeah, the mechanics of walking usually have that affect. >>Aeris kept her eyes locked into his the entire time, staring into his >>soul as she subconsciously began to sweat, Celia: I didn't know you could sweat subconsciously. >>her brow wet with evidence of her nervousness. >>He was getting closer every second. Ten feet. Nine feet. >>Eight. Seven. Celia: 6...5...4...3...2...1... we have lift off! >>She felt as if she was going to either faint or come from all the >>tension building up within her. Celia: o_O they don't mean... Hiro: I think they do... Sally: Doesn't take much for Aeris, does it? I mean, yeah, I get a little antsy when I'm, say, waiting on line for something but... Jeez... >>Her body became as stiff as a rock as she watched him draw >>ever closer, trying her best to guess his intentions. Hiro: Here's one for you Aeris: how about "kill you where you stand, then bend the laws of nature in their entirity to his pseudo mother's will?" Does that work? >>And then, just as suddenly as he had started, he stopped. Celia: (makes sound of brakes squealing) >>Aeris started to feel a bit woozy as she looked at him, Celia: Oh man, she's gonna blow chunks! That'll spoil the mood. Sally: *Stu Macher* "I can't take anymore. I'm feeling a little woozy here!" >>standing about six feet away from her with that same, delicious >>expression on his face. Celia: She's eating his face?! Hannibal Lecter! Hiro: That's two references to Anthony Hopkins so far. Sally: *Sigh!* >>She watched as he lifted up his sword, holding it out in front of >>him as he closed his eyes, Celia: *Sephiroth* "Go ahead. Touch it! C'mon, just touch it! You know you want to." >>seemingly enjoying the feeling of grasping the sturdy weapon. Celia: *Butthead* "Uh... huh huh... you shoulda heard what they just said." Sally: *Beavis* "Yeah... YEAH YEAH! He's grasping his sturdy weapon! Heh heh." Celia: *Butthead* "Save some for later, dude." >>Aeris panted nervously as she gazed at him, the great white Celia: There’s a shark in the woods with them? Sally: *Shark* “Ma’am...I’m just a dolphin.” >>blade seemingly splitting him in two halves as he held it out, >>the tip of it pointing towards the heavens. Hiro: *Sephiroth* "Look! A pigeon!" >>She couldn't tell whether or not he was going to kill her, or if >>he was just doing this to impress her. Hiro: Yeah, that’s great, Sephiroth. That whole “walking” thing, and the “pointing the sword for a long time” thing, those win over all the girls. >>For several seconds >>he stood there, his head bowed and his eyes closed, Sally: *Sephorith* "Yea, though I walk through the internet in the shadow of fanfics, I shall fear no lemon..." >>his expression peaceful and deep, his hands grasping the sword >>tightly by it's handle. Hiro: Yes Sally, we know. The apostrophe. >>Aeris' heart beat as fast as it could, till it was almost to the point >>of giving out. Whatever his intentions were, she knew one thing. All: (making "OK" sign) "IT STINKS!" >>She wanted this man, moreso now than ever. She wanted >>him BAD. Hiro: And if you don’t believe the author, he’ll hit you over the head with the “SHE WANTS HIM BAD” stick. Sally: It’s good that Aeris wants him BAD because, really, Sephiroth *is* BAD. >>He stood in his calm, prayer-like positions for the longest time, All: WE KNOW! >>his only movements being the up-and-down motion of his >>shoulders as he took deep, steady breaths. Sally: *Sephiroth* "Deep, healing breaths. The air is our friend." Hiro: (hits Sally with a Nerf (tm) baseball bat.) >>Aeris stared at him in confusion as she pondered over what he >>was doing, trying to think up a logical explanation for his big display. Hiro: His big display? The hell is he, a peacock? Celia: *Aeris* "Thinking is hard, and stuff." >>Second after second, he did nothing, Celia: Yes, WE KNOW! Aeris walked for a long time and now Sephiroth is doing nothing! Move on! >>standing before her as motionless as a stump Sally: Note the beauty of this metaphor. >>as he held his sword up to the sky, concentrating deeply on >>whatever he was planning to do. Celia: *Aeris* "Beuller... Beuller... Beuller..." >>With every passing moment, Aeris got more and more curious, Celia: ...first when her hair turned into tentacles, then she grew scales... Sally: ... a soft yellow dewlap, and a series of ridges across her shoulder blades... Hiro: *Sephiroth* "Aeris, with every passing moment, you're getting more and more curious!" >>not to mention uneasy, as she gazed at his Sally & Celia: (snickering) Celia: Be a little obvious, Aeris... >>still, quiet exterior, admiring his peaceful attractiveness. Eternity >>passed, it seemed, and Hiro: this fic was STILL going on. >>still the man would not budge. For a while Aeris thought that he had >>passed into a trance of some sort, seeing as how he didn't make the >>slightest noise. >>Then, when she least expected, it happened. Celia: *Sephiroth* (belches loudly) "Oh, sorry, did I spoil the mood?" >>Springing back to life from his deep sleep, Sally: *Sephiroth* "*snort, snore* Duh! Wha happuh?" >>Sephiroth's eyes darted open, his smile widening as he raised >>the sword high above his head. Aeris closed her eyes tight, >>realizing that it was over for her. Hiro: However, something tells me it's NOT over for us. >>She felt like an absolute fool for trusting him, for believing him >>when he told her he had to talk to her. Celia: They all say that, don't they? Sally: They all say that, and then they CUT YOU IN TWO with their SIX FOOT SWORDS! Bastards! >>She knew in her mind Hiro: as opposed to knowing in her foot, where she usually knew things, >>that he was merely using it as an excuse to get her to come to him, >>so that he could eliminate her without any resistance from the others. >>And to think that all that time he was standing quietly, she could've >>escaped. But it was too late now. Hiro: Damn straight. Can we leave after he kills her? >>Tensing her body as she prepared for the blow that would take >>her life, Sally: *Pepperpot* "I'll take the blow on the head!" >>Aeris winced as she heard the sword woosh through the air, >>followed by a sharp crack and the rustling of leaves. Aeris >>just knew that with but one slice of his sword, he had cut her >>clean through. And yet.... Hiro: this fic was STILL GOING ON! Celia: And they didn't even do the sex part yet. >>And yet there was no pain. Hiro: Except for our pain. Sally: "DEEEEP HURTING!" >>Or blood. Or any discomfort at all. Opening her eyes, half expecting >>to be dead, she looked down at her chest, only to find that her dress >>had not been touched. Hiro: He cut her throat instead? Sally: You're fooling yourself, Hiro. >>He hadn't cut her at all!! All: Top o' the muffin TO YOU!! >>Raising her eyes towards him, she noticed that his side was turned >>towards her, one hand still clenching the sword in swing formation, >>the other holding... Hiro: A chocobo. Celia: a bunch of grapes! Sally: the Millennium Falcon? >>a rose. Celia: Oh. Sally: *Aeris / Lilly Von Schtupp* "A wed wose. How womantic." >>Aeris sighed in relief as her heart calmed down, realizing that once >>again she had been in a life or death situation with Sephiroth and >>had lived to tell about it. She felt like the luckiest girl in the world, Hiro: Right, Aeris would be lying dead if Sephiroth hadn't, by pure chance, spent hours contemplating what he was going to do. >>and she couldn't help but laugh as she wiped the sweat off her brow, Celia: *Aeris* “Real funny, Sephiroth, with the sword and the threatening and the death and...stuff....” >>once again locking her eyes on Sephiroth's masculine form as he >>posed for her. Celia: *Aeris* "Ooh, that's right Sephy, give me your best pout. Good, now show a little skin... Grrr, be bad for me Sephy, you're angry, the flower girl thwarted your plans again, show me how angry you are!" Sally: (vomits in the corner) >>He wasn't trying to kill her at all. He had merely showed off his >>fighting skills by hacking one of the flowers off a nearby rose bush Sally: And what did that poor rose bush do to him? Hiro: Does Sephiroth regularly fight with rosebushes? I didn't realize that was such a useful skill. >>as if it were nothing more than putty. Celia: Instead of those tempered steel rosebushes that are common on the Planet. >>The flower girl shook her head as she smiled, feeling a bit agitated by >>his little joke, yet very impressed all the same. God, she loved this man. Hiro: *God* "Leave me the hell out of this!" >>Straightening himself up from his pose, he jabbed his sword deep >>into the earth below, Celia: *The Earth* "AAAAUUGH! Hey, what are you sticking me for?!" Sally: He stuck it in the Earth? Wow, he went to an entirely different DIMENSION! >>causing it to stick straight up in a convenient position. Hiro: Freud, anyone? >>Taking the rose in both hands, he pulled off all the thorns and >>straightened out the petals, making sure that it was as beautiful >>as he could make it. Celia: As roses, by nature, are ugly things. >>Walking a few feet closer to her, he held the gift out before her lovely >>face, smiling that same, seductive smile that she had grown to crave. Celia: Like a big sack of White Castle. >>"I trust you know what this is," he said. Hiro: *Aeris* "A jet engine?" >>"How could I not?" she replied. "I used to sell them all the time, Sally: *Aeris* "along with my body." >>although I've never seen any as pretty as these before." >>"Yes, it's a wonderful gift from God, don't you think? The flower, >>so simple, so fragile, Celia: so worldly, so welcome, >>and yet it's easily one of the most complex, not to mention attractive, >>life forms on this planet." Celia: *Aeris* "Well if you like it so much, why don't ya marry it?!" >>Aeris couldn't help but giggle. Sally: *Aeris* "Heehee, Oh Sephy, you are SUCH a moron." >>"Gee, for a man who's trying to destroy the planet, you sure do >>like nature." Sally: *Aeris* "You cute little Planet destroying freaked out maniac!" >>"Heh, well, one doesn't have to like the big picture to enjoy but a part >>of the story." Hiro: I’m trying to think of a part of this story that I like, and I'm not coming up with anything. >>With that he held the rose close to her face, Celia: *Sephiroth* "Smell it! I said smell it, dammit!" >>allowing the sweet, intoxicating aroma to flow into her nostrils, Sally: Visions of Ren and Stimpy here... >>tickling her very senses as she giggled, enjoying the smell of the >>flower. Leaning her head forward, she closed her eyes and >>rubbed her nose against the soft, silky petals, taking a deep whiff Sally: Is it me, or does the term "deep whiff" suddenly sound really dirty for some reason? Hiro: It's the lemony atmosphere. >>of the wonderful, almost addictive scent. She had smelled roses >>before, Celia: Really? Hey, Captain Obvious! I didn’t recognize you without your cape! Hiro: Final Fantasy fanfics: serving up quality obvious statements daily. >>but she was not familiar with this kind, and it felt softer, smelled >>sweeter, and looked more beautiful than any other plant she had >>ever come in contact with. Celia: *Sephiroth* "Well if you like it so much, why don't ya marry it?" >>She knew that if she learned to grow these, she could make a fortune >>selling them on the streets of Midgar. She seemed infatuated with the >>plant, almost as much as the man who was holding it out for her. Hiro: *Aeris* "Hmm... the rose, or sex? Decisions, decisions!" >>"It's beautiful," said Aeris, inhaling another breath of the sweet aroma. >>"Yes, but..." replied Sephiroth, lifting her face up to eye level with him. Hiro: *Sephiroth* "too bad I have to kill you." >>She opened her eyes, her big, beautiful green eyes, and immediately >>got lost into his. Celia: *Aeris* "Let's see... There has to be a map in here somewhere..." >>"But it's not nearly as beautiful as you, dear Aeris," he revealed, Hiro: Nice line there Sephiroth, did you just pull that one out of your... Sally: Hiro, be nice. >>gently stroking the rose against her delicate skin, massaging her >>face with the soft, satin petals. >>The girl gasped as she tilted her head back, savoring the feeling >>of him delicately rubbing, touching, teasing her skin with the flower, >>causing her to grow wet with arousal. Hiro: Wow. She REALLY likes flowers. Celia: *Sephiroth* "Well if ya like it so much, why don't ya marry it?" Sally: Are you going to keep saying that? Celia: Yup. >>She had not expected Sephiroth to be this kind to her, and while >>she was definitely not complaining, it did make her feel a bit uneasy. Hiro: Her reaction to being seduced by the man who burned down a town, almost fatally wounded her best friend, and is about to destroy the Planet? Sally & Celia: Vague apprehension! >>"Sephiroth..." she sighed, her head tilted back and her eyes closed, Hiro: and then, of course, she died... >>enjoying all the tinges of pleasure coming forth from Sephiroth's >>floral massage. Sally: Purple much? Hiro: I mean, she IS going to die soon, right? Maybe after the sex part? >>"Why.... are you Sally: *Aeris* "sharpening your sword with your other hand?" >>being so nice to me?" >>"Must there be a reason?" he replied, continuing his administrations >>on her face. Celia: Holy god, he’s on her face? When did this happen?! >>"No, no... it's.. it's not that," she said as she took his hands in her >>own, bringing the flower away from her face as she looked seriously >>into his eyes. Sally: *Aeris* "Sephiroth, I have a man's toolbox." >>"What is it?" inquired Sephiroth, his smile slowly fading. Celia: *Aeris* "It's a rose. But that's not important right now." >>"It's just that... we're supposed to be enemies." >>"We don't have to be," he replied. >>"No, I..." started Aeris. "I don't want to fight anymore, but..." Sally: *Aeris* "...but, I could really go for some fried chocobo right now. How about you?" >>"But what?" >>"Well, I just wanted to know... why you didn't kill me." Hiro: *Sephiroth* "Well, for sex, obviously. You can't put out of you're dead, right?" >>Sephiroth nodded, his expression changing to a serious one in >>a matter of moments. His head drooped, and slowly, he began >>to spill his heart. Celia: Oh gross! Someone's going to have to clean that up! >>"Aeris, I.... I like you. Hiro: *Sephiroth* "Will you go to the Junior Prom with me?" >>I have ever since I saw you. I think that you are the most stunning, >>beautiful woman I have ever seen." >>Aeris blushed, smiling radiantly at his words. All: (apathetic) Screw the Planet... >>"When it came to where I summoned Meteor," he continued, >>"I knew for a fact that you would be the only one capable of >>countering it with Holy. Celia: *Sephiroth* "Which is kind of a little embarrassing, huh?" >>I couldn't have that, seeing as how I had to rid any obstacles >>in my way. Although I didn't want to believe it, in order to >>stop Holy, I had to get rid of the source." >>"That would be me, wouldn't it?" sad Aeris as her smile faded, >>her expression becoming just as serious as his. Sally: Didn't we already establish that? Takes a while for Aeris to catch on, doesn't it? Hiro: So the whole time he's talking about Meteor, she's standing there smiling at him? >>Sephiroth nodded shamefully, his face become downcast Sally: Screw the Planet AND noun-verb agreement! >> as he turned his back to her, letting the rose fall from his hand onto >>the forest floor. Hiro: Aeris, right about now you'd do well to take note of how he treats stuff he's bored with. >>"I was planning on killing you while you prayed, so that you >>wouldn't have noticed me. Despite my feelings for you, I >>kept telling myself that it was the right thing to do. I felt like I >>had to go through with it. I climbed up the rafters when you >>weren't looking and Celia: *Sephiroth* "... you know how sometimes you're just bored and you get to thinking about... stuff... and no one's looking..." >>got ready to attack. Celia: Yeah, whatever Sephiroth, we know the truth. >>I waited for the right moment, and when it came, Sally: *Surfer Sephiroth* "I totally flaked." >>I raised my sword above my head. I was just about to pounce >>when.... when..." Hiro: *Sephiroth* "...when suddenly I found myself in a fanfiction which didn't allow me to complete the actions of the game." >>He stopped mid-sentence, covering his face with his hands as >>he balled into them, Sally: ... WHAT?! This is a little sudden! >>feeling ashamed over what he had almost done. Celia: Never mind what he had ALMOST done, what about what he's doing now with his hands! Hiro:... Oh! I think I get it. Celia: 'Splain? Hiro: I think the author means "bawled." Sally: Oh yeah. *WHEW!* >>"Sephiroth?" said Aeris in her soft, calm voice. "Please tell me." Celia: *Aeris* "Tell me how babies are made." >>"I... saw you," he responded, Sally: *Sephiroth* "It was incredible. Mumbled these words at you... unintelligable..." >>his words slightly out of tune due to his tears. "I saw you..... >>crying. I knew, right there... that I was ... Hiro: ...getting further out of character with each passing second? >>heartless to even think of doing such a thing." Hiro: So he’s ashamed and crying about it now, but just a minute ago he was teasing her by pretending he was going to kill her? Sally: I told you. He’s psycho. >>"No, Sephiroth," she replied, placing one hand on his back to >>comfort him. "You aren't heartless. Celia: *Aeris* "A little stupid, maybe..." >>You were just doing what you thought was right." >>"How can you say that?!," he snapped back, almost screaming. >>"I almost killed you!! Hiro: *Sephiroth* “And just a second ago, I PRETENDED that I was going to kill you! WAAHH--Oh, wait. That was funny and mischievous, right?” >>You, the woman I adore more than anything in the world!! >>I almost took your life....." Hiro: Never mind the fact that when Meteor comes, she's going down just like everyone else.... >>he sobbed harder than ever into his palms, letting out his feelings. Sally: Y’know, I always guessed that all Sephiroth needed in order to not be psycho anymore was a really good cry. >>The thought of his sword piercing her body, ripping through her >>soft, beautiful skin, had been enough to stop him from doing >>something that he knew he would've regretted for the rest of >>his life, something that he knew would have destroyed him in >>the long run. Sally: Cutting his hair? >>"Sephiroth.." Aeris started up, Celia: *Aeris* "Vroom, vroom!" >>stopping her sentence pre-maturely as her gaze got locked on the >>form of the man before her. Here he was, the most dangerous man >>in the world, a man who was able to kill hundreds without any form >>of remorse, weeping like a baby boy in front of her. Hiro: Sissy. Kind of makes you want to spew, doesn’t it? Sally: It's a FANFIC Hiro! Sephiroth’s not really like that. >>Her heart went out to the man, the same man that had been her enemy >>this entire time, the same man who had tried to kill her the day before. >>Not knowing what else to do, Celia: She bailed? >>she approached him, Sally: *Aeris* “Hey baby...Live around here much?” Celia: Crap. It's probably close to the sex part, I guess... >>laying her arms on his back as she cuddled her face between his >>shoulder blades. >>"Shhh... it's okay," she whispered softly into his ear. "Everything's >>going to be all right." Sally: *Aeris* "You know, until Meteor and all." >>She held him for a long time, letting him know that she felt for him and >>that she was interested only in his benefit. All: Screw the Planet! >>Feeling better, Sephiroth lifted his face out of his hands, wiping his nose >>rather crudely on his sleeve Celia: *Sephiroth* "Aeris, look! I made an MTV logo!" >>before turning to face her, his eyes red and wet from crying. >>"I'm... I'm sorry. I just.... never felt like that before." >>"It's okay," replied that flower girl, wiping the rest of his tears out of >>his eyes. "We all cry sometimes." Celia: *Aeris* "Of course now I *will* be blackmailing you." >>"Look, for what it's worth, I'm sorry for this whole ordeal that I put you >>through. Can we at least be friends?" Hiro: (slightly crazed) *Sephiroth* "That is, until you're totally obliterated by the HUGE, FIERY BALL OF DEATH that I summoned!" Damn! Sally: Hiro, Hiro! Chill out! >>Aeris expression went form serious to cheerful in record time, her naughty >>thoughts about the man before her resurfacing. She had him right where she >>wanted him, and she was not going to let him go as easily as he had let her >>go. Celia: Oh man, she's going Magnet Tar Pit Trap on him! >>"Hmmm... let's see...." she said. "How am I to be sure that you are really >>sorry?" Hiro: She can have him cut off his little finger. >>"But you have my word!" exclaimed Sephiroth. >>"I know, but, see, I was always told that actions speak louder than words." Hiro: Do it, Aeris! (becoming agitated) She's going to make him cut off his finger. Sally: Hiro, she is *not* going to make him cut off his finger. Chill out. Celia: She's probably just going to force him to have sex with her. >>She gave him a little wink, confusing him a bit. All: "A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!" >>"Aeris, where are you going with this?" Sally: *Aeris* "Nibelheim. Oh, never mind, you burned that down." >>Aeris giggled before continuing, saying, "What I mean is, I want you to >>prove to me that you really are sorry." >>"And how am I supposed to do that?" he replied, raising an eyebrow in >>confusion. Hiro: I'm telling you Aeris, go with the finger amputation. >>Aeris smiled sweetly before wrapping her arms around his neck, pulling him >>close to her as she nestled against his body. Sally: Don't waste any time being coy now, Aeris. >>She locked her green eyes with his, Celia: *Aeris* "There! Now he'll never get them undone!" >>staring at him with all the desire, and want, and need in the world. Sally: All of it in the WORLD? Doesn't anyone else have any? >>"Kiss me." >>Sephiroth's eyes darted open, a quick feeling of nervousness washing over >>him as she stared back into her face. Hiro: *Sephiroth* "Kiss a GIRL? Oh my god!" >>"I.. I don't.. know. I dont' really think I'm worthy of...." Sally: Oh, okay, so Sephiroth is worthy enough to be a god, but not worthy enough for Aeris? Celia: Just say "whatever." You'll feel better, I promise. >>"Oh, Sephy!!" she interrupted as she playfully covered his mouth with her >>hand. "Shut up and kiss me!!" Celia: Tch! How is he supposed to kiss her with her hand over his freaking mouth?! >>Not wanting to keep her waiting, Sephiroth slowly, cautiously, uneasily >>lowered his All: morals enought o continue being in this fic. >>head down to hers, keeping his eyes open as his face came down >>to her level. Celia: She's always got to drag others down to HER level, doesn't she? >>Aeris closed her eyes and puckered up, Sally: *Aeris* "Geeve to me a KEES!" >>tilting her head upwards to meet his midway. >>Their lips connected in a short, sweet kiss, Celia: MWAH! >>one that lasted but an instant, yet one that the two would never forget for >>as long as they lived. Hiro: Which will probably be a few more days, if they don't kill Sephiroth really fast so that Holy has a chance of stopping Meteor. >>Opening her eyes, Aeris smiled at Sephiroth, who finally revived his smile >>for the first time since his emotional outburst. The kiss wasn't so bad, >>but then, Celia: Sephiroth had had MUCH better. Hiro: *cough cough* rufus *cough cough* Sally: (glares at Hiro) >>it had still taken a lot of courage on both partners' parts to actually go >>through with it. Celia: I wasn't aware that their PARTS had done anything yet. >>Sephiroth would have been fine and happy with that one little peck on the >>lips, Hiro: totally forsaking his plans of world domination... >>the fact that Aeris liked him just as much as he liked her being enough to >>satisfy him. Sally: But... but Sephiroth's insanity...his insatiable thirst for blood and destruction after he went insane... (pouts) >>However, Aeris' lust for him was quickly growing, and she decided that it >>wouldn't hurt to go a little farther. Celia: Except for us. It’s obviously going to hurt *us.* >>"You know what?" she said in a particularly naughty tone. >>"What?" Celia: *Aeris* "chicken butt!" >>"I think I'm gonna need more proof than that." Without any more >>hesitation, Aeris pulled Sephiroth down to her, pressing her lips hard >>against his as she finally released all the tension that had built up >>inside of her since meeting him. Needless to say, Sephiroth was a bit >>stunned by her spontaneity, but definitely wasn't complaining, Sally: Well how could he, with Aeris throwing herself down his throat?! >>as she worked his arms around her waist Hiro: She worked HIS arms around HER waist? Celia: Well maybe she's just taking initiative. Sally: You got that right. >>and pulled her into him, Sally: Now she's pulling herself INTO him. Is this some kind of morphing thing? Hiro: I don't know, I can't tell where he ends and she begins. >>nearly gasping as he felt her hot, warm body pressed against his. Hiro: She was both hot and warm? How'd she manage that little bit of thermodynamic magic? >>They connected Celia: Yup, my money's on the morphing. >>their lips in another soft kiss, only to be followed by a much longer, >>deeper kiss as the two opened their mouths and locked their jaws. Sally: Oh, that's terrible. But, there IS a cure for lockjaw these days. >>This was what they had both been waiting for for so long, and even though >>they felt nervous about being in each others' embrace, they certainly >>weren't going to try to do anything to stop it, the two of them gnawing >>each others' mouths in sheer happiness. Hiro: *Sephiroth* "MMMM! Tastes like ch..." Sally: Hiro, be careful! Don't say the "ch" word! Hiro: What? "Chocobo," I was going to say "chocobo!" >>Her lust raging more and more out of control by the second, Aeris dashed >>her tongue into her lover's mouth, almost causing him to gag with surprise Hiro: While we gag with nausea. >>as he felt her small, wet appendage Celia: Holy god, she's got a tentacle! >>wriggling around his teeth and gums, Sally: *Aeris* "You've got a little tarter there Sephiroth, let me get that for you." Celia: Gross me out the door with a two by four! >>lashing out against his tongue in short, rapid flicks. Celia: (turning green) With her tentacle? Hiro: It's not REALLY a tentacle, Celia. >>Not wanting to fall behind, Celia: Sephiroth had his schoolwork sent home to him. >>Sephiroth responded by closing his lips down around her tongue, suckling >>the soft, pink member as he savored the taste of her warm saliva. Celia: (barfs in the corner) Uhh, why'd they have to point out that it was warm... >>Opening his mouth once again, he inserted his own Sally: foot? >>tongue into her mouth, massaging her gums with his long, wavy >>administrations, Sally: You know, that's supposed to be good for your circulation. Celia: Yeah, but it's bad for my stomach. >>wriggling around inside her Sally: It's ALIIIIVE! >>as his appendage playfully wrestled with hers. Sally: LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMMMBLE! Celia: I told you it was a tenta-... Sally: IT'S NOT A TENTACLE! >>While their mouths were occupied, Hiro: *knock knock!* Sally: *Person in Sephiroth's mouth* "Hey! I'm in here!" >>their hands were just as busy, Sally: Aeris's hands were doing the dishes, while Sephiroth's were folding laundry... >>as she toyed with his long Hiro: Aeris! Jeez, give the man a minute to get ready! >>soft, white hair, running her fingers through the strands while he worked >>his hands in circles across her back, roughly massaging her, groping her, >>making her moan into his mouth. Celia: *Aeris* (muffled) "I can't breathe!" >>His hands made their way down her physique, stopping at her bottom to give >>her buns a nice, firm squeeze. Sally: Aeris brought her baking along? Oh, how nice! >>Aeris gasped in delight, pushing her lust to immeasurable heights as she >>kissed him faster and more furiously than ever. Celia: Did she kiss him 2FAST and 2FURIOUS?! >>After what seemed like an eternity of kissing, Hiro: You can say that again... >>Aeris finally pulled away from him, Celia: *Aeris* "Get off me!" >>giving them both the opportunity to take a much needed breath. >>Panting heavily, Sephiroth looked up into her lover's face, Hiro: So, Sephiroth looked up... Celia: Right. Into HER lover's face. Hiro: So that would mean that he looked up into his own face. Celia: Pretty much. >>admiring her gorgeous features. Those eyes, those big, green, beautiful >>eyes. Sally: Ahh, see, he IS looking up into his own face. Hiro: Aeris has green eyes too, you know. >>How he loved to gaze into them, marvel at them, get lost in them. Staring >>directly into them, he saw something that he never seen in her eyes before. Hiro: Oranges. Celia: Gasoline? Sally: A duck! >>Something that he had longed to see ever since he took his first glance at >>Aeris. Something that he hoped she was seeing in him at this very moment. Hiro: The desire to join him in his world of insanity and destruction? >>Desire. >>Want. >>Need. Hiro: Overly. Celia: Dramatic. Sally: Phrasing. >>Aeris returned his gaze, Celia: *Aeris* "Here, I don't want this gaze anymore." >>seemingly reading his mind, discerning exactly what he wanted. Hiro: To destroy the world and rule over any leftover particles of energy in the cosmos? >>Even though the man said nothing, she could tell by the way he looked at >>her what he was planning to do. All: Meteor! >>His eyes and facial expression gave away his thoughts, and she knew that >>without words, in his mind he was asking, Sally: *Sephiroth* "Can I go home now?" >>"Shall we?" >>Her lust for him grew ever stronger, giving him a little nod of approval Hiro: Her lust gave a nod of approval? >>before pulling him in for another kiss. She wanted him more now than ever, >>and it made her heart skip a beat to know that he needed her just as much. >>Their kiss did not last as long as its predecessor had, >>seeing as how they had more important areas to explore. Sally: Kalm, Icicle Area, Midgar, Nibelheim - oh, never mind, Sephiroth burned that down. >>Pulling away from him slightly, Aeris slid her hands from his hair down to >>her shoulders, Celia: Aeris is going to cop a feel on herSELF? >>taking hold of his coat and slowly pushing it off of him. The minute it >>fell to the floor, she got to work on his shirt, Sally: Sephiroth doesn't WEAR a shirt! >>nuzzling her head against his covered chest Celia: Hold on. She taking off his shirt, which he doesn't wear in the first place, and now she's nuzzling his covered chest? Sally: Oh, well, maybe Sephiroth has two chests, one covered and one uncovered. Celia: Like maybe he carried a spare? Sally: Uh huh! >>as she reached behind him and pulled his shirt tail out. Hiro: *Sephiroth* "That's not a tail." >>Sliding her hands up under the black, slit vest, Sally: (pulls 11 inch collector's edition Sephiroth statue out of her bag, inspects clothing, shakes her head, and puts the doll back) >>she began to rub his impressive pecs and abdomen, causing a groan >>to pass his lips. Raising his arms to allow her clearance, Celia: Wow, I love clearance! 50% off everything on Sephiroth! >>she pulled the vest off, immediately immersing her hands in his hard, >>muscled body. Celia: AHHHH! She put her hands INSIDE HIM?! Hiro: Mako freak? You're soaking in it. >>She started to pant herself as massaged his chest, instantly becoming wet >>once more, Celia: Aeris should have brought an umbrella, or a poncho maybe. >>her panties stained with all the pre-cum that was dripping forth from her. Celia: (green) Oh. Never mind. Sally: Gee, his term for that...that's a new one on me. O_o >>Her lust eventually got the best of her as she fondled Sephiroth's >>gorgeous physique, and she buried her face in his breast, Sally: SEPHIROTH HAS BREASTS? Hiro: Only one. And she's got her face buried there. Celia: So you could say she's really getting under his skin AHAHAHAHAHAA! Hiro & Sally: *groan!* >>taking hold of one of his nipples between her tongue. Hiro: Wow. She took it "between" her tongue. That's amazing. Celia: Maybe she's a snake, and she has a forked tongue. Sally: Aeris is a Parselmouth! >>Sephiroth gasped at how good this felt. With all the women >>that he had been with before, Celia: MANWHORE! >>few if any had played with his chest like Aeris did. Sally: His chest was particularly fond of tag and basketball. >>He was glad that she was having a good time, for he knew that he would >>be responsible for returning the favor. >>Pushing her head away from his chest, Celia: *Sephiroth* "Eww, dammit, get off me!" >>Sephiroth leaned forward to kiss her once more, the salty taste of >>his own sweat still on her sweet lips. Celia: *Sephiroth* "Hey... I'm kinda tasty! *CHOMP!*" Sally: CG chara, stranded in lemon, eats own arm! >>Taking a look at her appearance again, he smirked his sensual, >>seductive grin at her, Hiro: Is it my imagination, or are we dwelling just a bit on his "sensual, seductive" smile? Celia: Well, there've been a few references.... >>realizing that she was wearing too many clothes. Slowly extending his >>arms forward, Celia: Now Sephiroth's Inspector Gadget! In our last experiment it was Cloud. Hiro: Well those Jenova cells allow you to mutate, you know. >>he cupped his hands around her face, lifting her head to him as he >>gazed lovingly into her eyes, the very things that he simply couldn't >>get enough of. Sally: *Sephiroth* (muffled) "Mmm, yum... (chew chew) these eyes are great!" >>Tracing his fingers softly around her face, he stroked her lips, cheeks, >>chin, anywhere he could touch, he traced it with his soft, gentle hands. Celia: Sephiroth has soft hands? Hiro: Would another "Mako / soaking in it" joke be appropriate? >>Aeris closed her eyes and sighed happily, her heart beating faster and >>faster as she felt his warm, tender fingers on her skin. Celia: Chicken fingers! >>Slowly, Sephiroth drew his hands down her face and neck, Hiro: and squeezed until she turned blue and died. The end. >>gently massaging the bare skin of her upper chest as he watched her breasts >>heave Celia & Sally: Ho! Hiro: (raises an eyebrow) Celia: Heave ho. You know. >>with every one of her deep, raspy breaths. Sally: Holy crap, she’s VOLDO! She’s going to beat him with her crotch! >>Placing his hands on either side of her small, red jacket, he pulled it >>over her shoulders, letting it fall to the grass below. Instantly he >>approached her, Sally: *Sephiroth* "Hey baby, what’s your sign?" >>wrapping his arms around her torso Hiro: He's going to do the "constrictor grip." Cool. >>as he pulled her in for a hug, using the opportunity to kiss and suckle >>her bare shoulders and neck. Celia & Sally: (slurping, sucking noises) Hiro: Sephiroth's a vampire? I thought that was Vincent. >>Aeris cooed Sally: (makes a mourning dove call) >>as she crushed his body against hers, passion bubbling up deep down >>inside her body, Celia: or it could have been the chili she had for dinner the night before. >>begging her, pleading her for release. Celia & Sally: (singing) PLEEEEASE RELEASE ME, LET ME GOOOOO... >>She nearly came when she felt Sephiroth slip one of the straps of her dress >>down, revealing her shoulder to the cool morning air as well as his warm, >>sensual kisses. Hiro: Doesn't take much, does it? Sally: Lemon cliche number one: spontaneous orgasm! >>"Oh.... Sephiroth..." she moaned as he kept kissing her on her neck, Celia: *Aeris* "You're standing on my foot..." >>her hands stroking and gently tugging his hair. She couldn't take any >>more of this teasing. Celia: *Aeris* "That's it! I'm telling the teacher!" >>Taking the authority, she pushed him away from her, Sally: *Aeris* "That does it! NOW I'm calling the cops!" >>taking hold of his hands and guiding them to her dress. Not wanting to >>keep her waiting any longer, Sephiroth kneeled before her, Hiro: and prayed that this fic would end before he got any more out of character than he already was. >>getting to work on the buttons as he slowly, deliberately released her from >>the cursed confinement of her clothes. Celia: As opposed to accidentally releasing her from her clothes. Sally: Because that would be a faux pas. >>Aeris jumped at every pop of the buttons as he undid them, freeing more >>and more of her body Sally: *Aeris' body parts* "EEEE! We're FREEEEE!" >>to his longing eyes. She knew that in a matter of moments, she would >>be standing before the man who had tried to kill her just the day before, >>almost completely exposed to him as she waited for him to take her, Celia: to DISNEYWORLD! >>to ravish, violate, and penetrate her. Sally: Put the thesaurus down and back away slowly. Hiro: Do you think our author likes Nine Inch Nails? Celia: I'd be willing to bet on it. >>And she wouldn't have it any other way, Sally: *Sephiroth, singing* "I'm a bitch, I'm a tease, I'm a goddess on my knees..." >>not even if she had the choice. Hiro: ...doesn't she? >>Before either of them could really comprehend what was going on, Hiro: Meteor fell right on top of them, destroying them and all the Planet as well. >>the last button had been unfastened, and Sephiroth stood up, his big, >>wicked Hiro: Is this going to be about his sensuous smile again? Celia: In a way, I hope so. ^_^;; >>grin glaring at her, Hiro: Now his grin is glaring at her? >>as he took one of the straps in each hand and pulled the dress off of her, >>letting it fall off as she stood there, clad in only her pink satin bra and >>panties, Sally: *Sephiroth* "Whoa, I see London, I see France!" >>her hiking boots and socks, and her large, pink ribbon tied glamorously in >>her long, braided brown hair. Sephiroth took a moment to enjoy the sight >>of her, then quickly got Sally: back into character, and sliced and diced her. >>back to work, Celia: *Sephiroth* "Sorry hon, ShinRa calls!" >>laying her down on the grass as he loomed over her, enjoying the innocent >>ruby red blush of embarrassment and arousal on her cheeks. It wouldn't >>be long now Sally: Hey! Size doesn't matter! >>before she was completely exposed to him, Sally: Oh. Err... never mind. >>but for now he was taking his sweet time, enjoying the moment. >>Starting at her feet, he untied the laces of her boots with his teeth, Sally: Never mind that Aeris walks everywhere on the Planet, and god only KNOWS what she might have stepped in.... >>bringing forth a giggle from her as she held her legs up for him. Pulling >>off the boots and her socks, he livened things up Celia: *Sephiroth* "A little song, a little dance, a little Mako in your pants!" Hiro: That wasn't right. >>with a little foot massage, rubbing and kneading the soft flesh of her >>soles as she laid back and sighed, Sally: *Aeris* "*Sigh!* This is boring." >>enjoying ever minute of his administrations. He alternated feet often, >>giving her toes a kiss every once in a while just to keep things >>interesting. Hiro: That Sephiroth. He's the life of the lemon. >>Tiring of her feet rather quickly, Celia: *Sephiroth* "Okay, enough of these stupid things." >>he began his ascent up her body, kissing his way up one leg while stroking >>the other with his hands. Celia: *Sephiroth* "Oh... I see that you live the natural way...." >>Passing over her panties for now, Sally: *Sephiroth* "Later for you suckers!" >>he kissed upwards in a straight line, crossing her tone, slender abdomen >>and reaching the bottom of her bust. Sally: Of Beethoven. Celia: Aeris has a statue with her? Sally: There is nothing wrong with carrying a statue with you. (Clutches her bag defensively) >>Aeris arched her back a little, allowing him to slide his hands behind her >>and undo the clasp of her bra, the only thing keeping him from the two >>things we wanted more than anything. Hiro: Jenova's head, and the utter, complete, abject surrender of the Planet? >>Despite the reputation many braziers have of being hard to un-clasp, Sally: ...to the hopelessly clumsy and manually retarded... >>Sephiroth had no trouble at all in opening her underwear, Hiro: Opposable thumbs are useful in that way. Celia: The things they teach you in military school these days... >>pulling the two sides of it out from under her before laying back down. >>Taking one more good look into her eyes, Celia: *Sephiroth* "Aeris, what have you been smoking?" >>and seeing only want and desire, he took hold of the bra and slowly, >>teasingly pulled it away from her chest, releasing her pert, Hiro: She keeps shampoo in there? >>perky breasts Hiro: Oh. Celia: "Turkey breast?" Sally: "Perky!" Celia: Oh, okay. >>from their confinement. Sally: *Breasts* "We're FREEEEE!" >>Sephiroth took a moment to size her up before pressing forward. >>The girl had a very nice set of knockers, All: o_O Sally: *Inga* "Oh! Zank you, doktor!" Hiro: Enjoy the subtle phrasing of this poignant scene. >>with two very cute bright pink nipples Hiro: I'm glad the author pointed out that there were two, as opposed to thirteen. >>that stuck out about half Celia: a foot... >>an inch. Celia: Oh. *Whew!* >>Because of the moment (and admittedly partially due to the cold morning >>air), the two nubs had become hard as darts, Sally: so Sephiroth ran home and got his dart board. What a playful guy! >>making them stand straight up in the air as she laid flat on her back. As >>for her cup, Celia: (Meekly) He filled it with coffee and they sat down to watch the sunrise? Hiro: You wish. >>she was rather nicely sized, but she wasn't the biggest by far. Granted, >>she was no Tifa Lockheart, Celia: But really, who is? Sally: *Sephiroth* "Been there, done that, nailed it shut." Hiro: Oh, I suppose Sephiroth took note of Tifa's figure when he sliced her right down the middle that time. >>but they would do just fine. Celia: *Sephiroth* "Well, I guess these are all right for now." >>Sephiroth licked his lips as he gazed at the absolutely delicious looking Sally: Aeris DID take her baking along! >>breasts, just begging for the tender touch of his mouth. Not being able to >>control his lust any longer, he reached out and grasped one of her firm >>mounds, Celia: I always liked Almond Joy better... Sally: Well I guess sometimes you feel like a nut, and sometimes you don't. >>molding it with his hand Celia: *Sephiroth* "Look! I made a giraffe!" >>as he panted his warm, musky breath on the tip. Hiro: Why does everyone in these fics have musky breath? What are they doing, gargling with scent glands? Sally: (slightly green) That was wrong. >>Aeris closed her eyes and gasped, her breaths picking up in speed >>and intensity as her body writhed Celia: in agony and she died? >>under Sephiroth's treatment. Sally: Mako? >>Seeing that she was liking what he was giving to her, he decided to press >>forward, lowering his All: standards enough to continue with this fic. >>head down to her chest and taking the opposing nipple into his mouth, Celia: Her nipples oppose each other? Sally: Harsh! Hiro: Maybe one's a democrat and one's a republican. >>sucking away at it like a starving newborn. Celia: *Sephiroth* "Hey! Don't I get any cookies with these?" Hiro: That'd be a good riff, but Aeris never had babies. Celia: Oh bite me, how would you know? >>Aeris hugged his head to her chest Hiro: *Sephiroth, muffled* "I... can't... BREATHE!" Sally: *Aeris* "Good! Die!" >>as she gasped and moaned due to his Hiro: katana, which was lodged in her skull? >>expert skills, knowing deep in the back of her mind that she was dealing >>with someone who had plenty of experience. Celia: MANWHORE! Sally: Unless you believe Giullia, and then Sephiroth doesn't even know what a girl *is.* >>Not that that was a bad thing, All: Not that there's anything WRONG with that! >>seeing as how she had been with other men who weren't nearly as good >>as he was. Celia: Cloud, Zack, Vincent... Sally: Cid, Barret, half the SOLDIER batallion... Celia: Rufus, the Turks, Heidegger... Sally: Nanaki... Hiro: (Glares at both girls) Celia: Old president ShinRa, Godo, Reeve... Sally: Hey! Not Reeve! Celia: Tch, Fine! >>She started to feel a little better about herself, Sally: *Aeris* "Glad I'm not the ONLY slut around here!" >>knowing that he wasn't a virgin, and that he hadn't saved himself >>for her in vain. Celia: Because, man, would THAT ever have been a waste of time! >>Pulling his mouth away from her breast, he blew a gust of cool air on the >>inflamed nipples, Celia: She should really see a doctor about that. >>sending a shiver down the flower girl's spine as he moaned in ecstasy. Sally: Sephiroth is on Extasy? Hiro: Not "on," Sally. "In." Preposition trouble... Celia: But why is Sephiroth moaning in ecstasy? All he did so far was toy with one breast with all the grace of a toddler trying to catch a ball. >>Sephiroth was undoubtedly happy with her ample bosoms, and would >>have felt perfectly content if that was all he could've gotten that night. >>However, Hiro: It wasn’t enough, and he still had to destroy the Planet. >>as much as he liked suckling her, Sally: he had to admit, Ovaltine was better. >>there were much more interesting places to examine, Sally: Kalm. Celia: Midgar. Hiro: Nibelheim. Oh, that's right, he... never mind. >>and not a lot of time to do so. Celia: *Sephiroth* "Sorry chick, got a Planet to conquer in a little while." Hiro: *Sephiroth* "So much to blow up, so little time." >>Forcing himself to pull away from her heaving chest, >>he kissed his way back down her body, stopping at the Hiro: supermarket for some milk and bread. >>now sopping wet panties that he had passed up a few minutes before. Hiro: "Sopping wet," huh? Why is is that some writers seem to think that women have a fire hydrant down there? Celia: It adds to the drama. >>Her strong, feminine smell seeped through the undergarments, Celia: *Sephiroth* "Pickles?" Sally: o_O "Pickles?" Celia: I don't know. It just popped in there. >>permeating the air with the musky smell of sex. Hiro: At least we know now why his breath... Sally: (sharply) Hiro. Hiro: .... >>Sephiroth placed his nose close to crotch and took a big whiff, Hiro: *Sephiroth / Robert Duvall* "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." Sally: I think we might over use that riff. Hiro: (shrugs) But it's a good one. Look, do you want to riff, or do you want to deal with Sephiroth and Aeris in a bad sex scene? Sally: You're right. Do what you have to do. >>savoring the arousing aroma of the young woman's privates. Celia: And totally ignoring her leutenants and generals. >>Placing his hands on either side of the pink fabric, he took a quick look >>into her eyes for her permission, Celia: *Sephiroth* "Can I wear these?" Sally: That was wrong. >>then after seeing only desire coming from the girl's expression, slowly >>started to pull them down. Aeris helped him out Sally: *Aeris* "Oh for pete's sake Sephiroth, it's just elastic! Here, let me." >>by lifting her hips up, allowing him to slip the panties off easily, >>tossing them into the ever-growing piles of discarded clothes that came >>forth from the two lovers. Hiro: I can honestly say that I've never had clothes "come forth" from me. >>Placing his hands on her hips, he pressed her back down to the earth, >>taking his first look at her glimmering, brown pubes. Hiro: "Glimmering?" Does she have fairy dust down there or something? >>She had a nice, curly, well-kept tuft of hair down there, evidence of her >>routine trimming. Celia: Every twenty minutes. >>The brown fuzz shined bright in the morning sun, Celia: "Brown fuzz?" Hiro: Maybe it's really tan policemen. Sally: "...shined?" >>her pre-cum shimmering like crystals in the light. Sally: Crystal Light? Hiro: I am kind of thirsty; I could go for some Crystal Light right now. >>Sephiroth began to salivate as he gazed at his partner's furry mound, Celia: (singing) "Take your partner by the hand, promenade around the land, swing your partner round and round, salivate at their furry mound..." Sally & Hiro: (stare at Celia, then suddenly, bust out laughing) >>knowing that the best was yet to come as he placed one hand on either >>of her thighs. Sally: He placed ONE hand on both thighs? He's got stretchy hands! >>Aeris' face flushed bright red as she felt her legs begin to split, Celia: Oh look! He's making a wish! >>her body trembling a little bit due to her true nervousness. Pretty soon, >>her most intimate of areas was exposed to his longing eyes, a thought that >>was Sally: ...really disturbing, considering she's already dead? >>exciting yet frightening all the same. Sephiroth noticed her uneasiness >>and, trying his best to comfort her, Sally: he put on a clown suit and honked his nose at her. Celia: (shudders) >>reached out and stroked her cheek, smiling a kind, loving smile at her Hiro: As only Sephiroth could do. >>as he silently promised her that everything would be all right. Sally: Until, of course, Meteor fell, obliterating even the lowest of lifeforms. Hiro: Even politicians.