>>"Are you going to be okay?" he asked the slightly insecure Aeris. Celia: *Aeris* "No. I'm going to kill myself." >>"Yes, please go on," she answered in a quivering voice, her lips shaking as >>she watched Sephiroth resume his position between her legs. Hiro: *Sephiroth* "Hey! I found the pair of gloves I lost a year ago!" >>Slowly, sensuously, he extended his tongue to Sally: North Corel. >>her shivering quim, giving her a good lick across her swollen labia. >>Aeris' body jolted at the feeling, Hiro: Sephiroth has a cattle prod! >>then settled back down on the grass, Celia: dead. The end. >>letting a soft moan of encouragement pass her lips. Sephiroth took that as >>a sign to press onward, and, spreading her legs as far as they would go, All: (make grunting, straining noises) Hiro: *Sephiroth* "Where'd I put those Jaws of Life?" Celia: *Aeris* "Hey, dammit! What do you think I am, Cirque Du Soleil?" >>began to lick up and down her folds, slowly and deliberately, Hiro: Again, as opposed to doing so accidentally... Celia: ...which would be awkward. Sally: And hard to explain. >>taking in the strong, salty taste of her with ever pass of his tongue. >>Almost immediately her legs tightened up, Sally: crushing Sephiroth to death. The end. Bye! Hiro: *Sephiroth, muffled* "Mmph... I can't... breathe!" Celia: *Aeris* "That's what you get for killing me!" >>but he kept her spread despite her involuntary actions. It didn't take >>long for Aeris to get used to him being there, Hiro: ...as opposed to him being in the Northern Crater waiting for Meteor to fall... >>and soon she was moaning rather loudly as she rolled her hips into his >>face. Taking hold of a large hand-full of his hair, Sally: *Sephiroth* "Hey, hands off the strands, creep!" >>Aeris started to softly call out his name between moans, begging him, >>pleading with him Celia: to play Ehrgeiz with her instead. >>not to stop this wonderful cunnilingus that he was so graciously giving to >>her. Sally: “Please, I beg of you, do not stop this wonderful cunnilingus you are so graciously giving to me!” Hiro: So Aeris is pretty coherent at this point. >>Taking pleasure in the fact that he was making her feel this way, Sephiroth >>sped up his actions, gradually pressing his tongue deeper into her snatch >>with every pass. Sally: Did he get to collect two hundred dollars, too? >>Aeris' long braided hair lashed about as she swung her head side to side, >>trying her best to come as hard as she could for him. Celia: Her *hair* was trying to come? >>She knew that at this rate, she wasn't going to last much longer, Hiro: Yeah, we're sort of on the same page. >>so she felt as if she had to make it worth his effort. Hiro: Well, if it’s that much of an effort, maybe he should try a different approach. Sally: *Aeris* "Tch! Oh all right, FINE! ...*sigh* Let's see now... Oh, Sephy..." >>"Ohhh.... Sephy... oh... that's gooood... ooohh... I'm gonna.... I'm gonna >>come... yeah.. oh... make me come.... yeah... just.... uhhh.... like that...." Hiro: *apathetic Fargo hooker* "Oh. Don't stop. There ya go, sugar. Real good now." >>Seeing that she was right on the borderline, Sally: Feels like she's going to lose her mind? Crap! Celia: What? Sally: Bad '80's flashback. >>Sephiroth decided that now was as good as ever to send her off to >>cloud 9, Sally: "Cloud 9," is that another clone?! Hojo's really cranking them out. Poor Cloud. Celia: So Seph's not going to have sex with her? He did all this just to hand her over to a clone? >>pulling his tongue out of her and adding two fingers to compensate. Sally: Are they Cloud 9's fingers? >>Wriggling them around in her tight snatch for a little bit, he started to >>pulse his hand in and out of her, Celia: (green) His whole HAND?! Sally: (also green) Oh god. He's doing the Hokey Pokey. >>gradually speeding up with every thrust. Aeris, not expecting this, Hiro: slapped him silly. Sally: *Aeris* "Umm, excuse me, have we met?" >>gasped loudly as she felt him pump his digits into her, bucking her hips up >>against his hand she she squealed out in ecstasy. Sally: *Nitty* "Your friend died squealin' like a stuck Irish pig!" Celia: I love that movie! >>Noticing how well she loved it, he sped up his tempo even more, Celia: *Aeris* "Sephy... do you smell smoke?" >>bringing her gasps and moans to a fever pitch. >>"Yeah.." he said, grinning his wickedly seductive smile at her as always. Hiro: Yup. As always... >>"You like that, don't you?" Celia: *Aeris* "No. Could we play Jenga (tm) instead?" >>"Ohhhh... yes!!" shouted Aeris, bucking wildly against his rapid fingers. >>"Uhhhhh!!! Oh, it's sooo good!!! Hiro: Uhhhh! Unlike this FIC! (drops his head into his hands dismally) Celia: Don't worry Hiro. I'll bet it's even almost over! Hiro: Do you really think so? Celia: No. >>Yes!!!" Sally: *Aeris* "I won the lottery!" >>"Are you gonna come for me?" Celia: *Aeris* "Ehh, maybe later. How's noon for you?" >>"Ohhh!!!! Yeah, baby!! Celia: Austin Powers IS Aeris Gainsborough in "Heaven In My Hands!" >>I'm gonna do it... for you!!! Ohhh!!!" All: (singing) "Everything I do... oooh... I do it for you..." Hiro: I feel so old. >>"Yeah, do it for me," Sally: *Aeris* "No, I'm gonna do it for all the suffering unfortunates of the Planet. This one's for you, Midgar!" Celia: D'oh! >>he said as he used his other hand to fondle her clit, making her thrusts >>against him more and more desperate. "I want you to come on my hand." Celia: *Aeris* "Too bad. I'm doing it on that tree over there." >>"Ohhh!!! Ohhh!! Oh... god.... HERE IT COMES!!!! Hiro: METEOR! >>AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" All: *Aeris singing* "Ooooh, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found youuuuu!" >>Not being able to hold it in herself anymore, Aeris arched her back in a >>complete half-circle, shrieking out loudly as Hiro: she neatly snapped in two halves. >>she came full-force onto Sephiroth's hand. His fingers got soaked with her >>juices Celia: ...as did the Forbidden Capital, City of the Ancients, and the rest of the unsuspecting Planet. Sally: Yeah, forget Meteor; Aeris is the real threat. >>as he kept thrusting them into her, making sure that she stayed in this >>orgasmic bliss for as long as he could keep her there. Hiro: *Sephiroth* "Now you STAY in that orgasmic bliss until you learn how to act!" Sally: *Aeris* (sticking tongue out) "Nyah!" >>Tears streamed down her face as she settled back down on the ground, her >>walls still clamping down from the massive orgasm that she had just been >>bestowed. Celia: *Sephiroth* "AHHH! MY HAND! GIVE IT BACK!" Sally: “That she had just been bestowed?” (weeps) >>Her breasts heaved as she panted heavily, her brow covered with >>beads of sweat as she relaxed in post-orgasmic exhaustion. Lifting his >>fingers to his mouth, Sephiroth Hiro: bit them clean off. >>tasted the wonderful concoction for himself, Celia: "Concoction?" She's brewing stuff down there? Hiro: Open bar, happy hour. >>finding that it was intoxicatingly sweet. Celia: *Sephiroth, slurred* "*Hic!* Not half... *hic!* bad..." Sally: Are we allowed to say "tastes like chicken" yet? Hiro: I wouldn't risk it just yet. >>Not like sugar sweet, though. Celia: More like Chinese mustard sweet. Sally: A spam-pepper kind of sweet. Hiro: A carrots in onion dip kind of sweet. >>It was a different kind of taste, one that he couldn't get enough of. Celia: Holy crap, is he going to start chewing her? >>Taking another finger full of girl cum, he held it out to her, and she >>graciously grabbed hold of his hands and suckled his fingers, enjoying >>the taste of herself. Celia: *Aeris* "Wow, if I'd known THAT was down there, I'd never have had to buy mixed drinks again!" >>*God,* she thought. *If he's this good at foreplay, Sally: *Aeris* "then he must be GREAT at fiveplay!" Hiro: You're losing it, aren't you? Sally: Yeah. I think so. >>then I can't wait for the main course.* Sally: Rigatoni marinara! Celia: Lasagna a la fongoul-a-day! Sally & Celia: (look at each other knowingly) Orange roughy! Hiro: (shakes his head) >>Soon enough, she would get her wish, Hiro: and the Blue Fairy would turn her into a real boy. >>but first she had to prove to him that he wasn't the only one who >>was good at oral sex. Sally: So she called Vincent on her PHS and had him come by, as well. >>Sitting up on her knees, Aeris reached out and laid her hands on his >>chest, guiding him down to the grass as she crawled over on top of him. >>Starting with his lips, she kissed her way down his body, much like he >>had done to her, stopping only once to Celia: refill her gas tank. >>suckle his nipples once more before continuing her descent. Sally: *Pilot* "We're now beginning our final descent into the genital area. Please make sure your seatbelts are fastened, and your seatbacks and traytables are in their full, upright and locked positions." Hiro: You traveled a lot, didn't you? >>Sephiroth closed his eyes and Hiro: died quietly. End. >>smiled, his body immersed in Sally: Mako?! >>the warmth of Aeris' sweet lips touching his skin, Sally: Oh well. Never mind, then. >>making his chest and abs wet with his sweat and her saliva. Passing his >>navel, she opened her mouth wide and closed her teeth down on his hard >>stomach muscle, Celia: Holy crap, she's eating him like a preying mantis! Sally: "NO! His only crime was being born delicious!" Hiro: Extra points to anyone who gets that. >>gently nibbling his abs as she savored the salty taste of his sweat-ridden >>skin. Waving her tongue back and forth across his abdomen, Hiro: Her tongue really takes on a life of its own in this fic. >>she brought her head lower and lower down his stomach, until she reached >>the ends of his rack Hiro: his gun rack? >>and the top of his pants. Celia: "From the end of the rack to the top of the pants, now dash away, dash away, dash away..." Hiro: "...any semblance of a connection to the original Final Fantasy VII storyline?" Celia: Ehhh... yeah! >>Pulling her mouth away from him for a moment, All: (making suction *POP* sound) >>she took a quick look down at his crotch, Celia: at "Little Sephiroth." Sally: (glares at Celia) >>her gaze widening as she noticed the rather large bulge trying to push it's >>way out of his pants. Celia: Oh, crap, I missed the part where the alien layed eggs inside him. >>"I see you're liking this," said Aeris, giving her lover a naughty little >>wink as she grinned happily into his face. Hiro: *Sephiroth* "No, it always looks like that." >>"Heh, well..." he replied, his face flushing red with slight embarrassment. >>"Can't you tell?" Celia: *Aeris* "Heehee... nooo..." >>Giggling slightly at his remark, she quickly brought herself back to a more >>appropriate train of mind, Hiro: got dressed, and went back to being dead? Sally: You wish. >>returning her gaze back to his loins as she reached down and unclasped >>the button above his fly. Putting her head teasingly between his legs, Celia: *Aeris* "Does this bug you? I'm not touching you. Does this bug you?" Hiro: *Sephiroth* "Maaaaa! Aeris is teasing me!" Sally: *Lucretia* "Don't make me come down there! Do I have to seperate you two?" >>she took the zipper between her teeth, taking it with her as she pulled >>back, Celia: *Sephiroth* "AAHHH! It's stuck!" Sally: *Aeris* "But, how'd you get the beans ABOVE the franks?" Hiro: I thought you hated that movie. Sally: Yeah, but I couldn't resist. >>his raging hard-on All: AHHHHHH! Celia: We have "raging hard-on" sign! >>finally receiving some freedom Sally: *RHO* "FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!" >>from his tight, black leather pants. Celia: *Sephiroth* "'Scuse me while I whip this out." Sally: (mumbling) They're not leather. >>Taking hold of the waists of both his pants and his underwear, Hiro: Thanks, now we all know that Sephiroth doesn't go commando. Celia: But you do have to wonder, the age old question... yanno... boxers or... Sally: I couldn't even venture a guess at this point. >>she pulled them both off in one swipe, watching his erection spring to life >>for her very eyes. Celia: *Butthead* "Boingoingoingoing!" Sally: *Beavis* "Yeah, heh heh. BOINGOINGOINGOING! Heh heh." >>Only one word could describe the way Aeris felt right now. >>Oh my god. All: (........) Celia: One... two... FIVE! Sally: And I thought *I* sucked at math. Hiro: (smirking and holding back a laugh) All right ladies... We'd better get back to the fic. Celia: Wait. I just want to say ONE WORD to you, Hiro: BITE ME TWICE! >>She stared wide-eyed at his impressive size, leaving his clothes hanging >>around his ankles, Celia: She left his clothes hanging around his ankles? Sally: Inconsiderate slut. >>her eyes fixated on his most private of spots. Hiro: Hojo's lab? >>She was quickly beginning to see why he was so popular with the ladies. Sally: Hello! Green-eyed badass in a black trenchcoat, with long silver hair and a tragic past? FANGIRL BAIT. Hiro: You went for it. Sally: I am a FANGIRL. >>He was big, and thick, Celia: Actually, Sephiroth was portrayed as being rather slim and lithe. Hiro: I don't think the author meant Sephiroth as a whole. Celia: ...oh. >>and it jutted out from an impressively well trimmed patch Hiro: "Impressively well trimmed?" I didn't know that was supposed to be impressive. Celia: Well, only to Aeris. Because all the other guys had forests of pubes down there and she'd get lost in them, and Mrs. Gainsborough had to keep sending out search parties, with lots of flashlights and dogs. Hiro: o_O >>of bristly, white pubic hair. Sally: Is it bigger than a baby's arm? Celia: This is internet porn. It's probably bigger than HIS arm. >>Her mouth started to water as she eyed his beautiful cock, Celia: adoodledo? Hiro: You're grasping. Celia: I know. >>her privates already starting to wetten again from the intense arousal >>that she was feeling at this very moment. Sally: Not from the arousal that she was feeling next week, mind you. >>Sephiroth grinned widely at the sense of shock and disbelief on her face. Celia: *Aeris / Lily Von Schtupp* "Oh, it's twue! It's twue, it's TWUE!" >>He had seen that look on several girls' faces, and it made him glad that >>Aeris was no exception. Hiro: *Sephiroth* "And you thought MASAMUNE was big!" >>Pulling herself back to reality, Celia: *Aeris* "Mother of god, I'd dead, and he's going to destroy the Planet!!" >>she undressed him as quickly as she could, nearly ripping his socks and >>shoes from his feet as her mind raced with an animal hunger. Sally: Oh, which came in first, her mind, or the animal hunger? My money's on the animal hunger. >>She almost tore his pants right off of his legs, finally freeing him from >>the cursed confinement of clothing Hiro: DAMN clothes! DOWN with clothes! >>as he joined her in complete nudity Celia: Come on in, the nudity's fine! >>underneath the warm morning sun. Feeling her body once again >>overcome by Hiro: the fact that she’s ALREADY DEAD, maybe? >>lust, she wasted no time in wrapping her slim, warm fingers around his >>shaft Hiro: "is one baaaaad mutha..." Celia: "SHUT YO MOUTH!" Hiro: "I'm just talking bout..." Celia: No, really. Shut yo mouth. The "Shaft" riff is way overdone. Hiro: Oh. I guess you're right. >>and squeezing, causing him to Hiro: smack her upside the head. >>gasp in pleasure as she toyed with his prick. Sally: *Aeris* "*Tap tap* Is this thing on? Hello! Testing, one, two, three!" Celia: *Aeris* "Okay, how do I work this thing?" >>Extending her tongue from her mouth, Celia: instead of from her ear, as she usually did, >>she started to lick rapidly across his tip, Hiro: His felt-tip. He's got a pen down there. >>greedily lapping up all the seeping pre-cum that had made it's way >>through his tiny opening. Sephiroth groaned as he threw his head Celia: all the way to Midgar and back to ShinRa headquarters. >>back against the grassy earth, his entire body pulsing with passion as he >>took hold of her hair, Sally: *Aeris* "Ow! Mom, Sephiroth is pulling my hair!" >>tugging lightly at her braids as she licked him furiously, not showing any >>signs of stopping at this point. Sally: *Weather person* "The oral sex in the Sleeping Forest area shows no sign of stopping at this point. Look for heavy petting around the City of the Ancients, and be sure to bring a raincoat!" Celia: You're obsessed with the Weather Channel. Sally: I can't help it. >>Seeing the effect that she had on Sephiroth, Aeris lustfully plunged his >>cock deep into the warm, wet chambers of Hiro: the Mythril Mines. >>her mouth, causing him to gasp as he felt her outer throat muscles tighten >>around his shaft. Sally: NO MORE SHAFT JOKES! Hiro: How about elevator shaft jokes? Sally: Well, how can her throat be around an elevator shaft? Hiro: I guess you're right. >>God, this felt good. It had been so long since he had gotten a good >>deepthroat Hiro: *cough cough* rufus *cough cough* Sally: (glares at Hiro) >>that he wondered how he had survived all those years without one. Sally: Because without a good deepthroat every year, men will DIE. >>Sephiroth watched through calm, relaxed eyes Celia: *Sephiroth* "Hmm. Interesting." >>as she suckled him harder, deeper, and longer All: "stronger, faster, BETTER." >>with every passing minute, each time taking her deep down into the far >>reaches of her throat, Hiro: Now she's taking herSELF down the far reaches of her throat? The hell does she manage that? Celia: Remember, this version of Aeris probably has lots of practice doing weird sex acts. >>her esophagus muscles tensing around him to prevent gagging. Celia: Well, it's not preventing ME from gagging. >>She made the cutest little slurps and whines as she bobbed her head up and >>down his hard cock, arousing him even further as he felt his time draw >>near. Where she had learned to give such good head, he didn't know, Celia & Sally: Barret. Hiro: O_O >>but he did know that this was by far the best head he had ever gotten in >>his life. All: (holding up score cards) >>Clutching a large chunk of her hair in his hand, he helped raise her head >>up and down his length, giving him a little bit of control over the >>situation. His eyes rolled back into his head as his moans and grunts >>sharpened, revealing to her that he was not going to last much longer under >>these kinds of circumstances. Sally: (shakily) Yeah. Neither am I. Hiro: (Takes self detonation device from Sally) >>"Aeris..." he panted, finally feeling his body giving up the fight. Hiro: My god, she's killing him with sex! >>I'm.... oh god.... Sally: No, Seph! Your line is "I'm *THE* god!" >>I'm gonna come..." Celia: *Sephiroth* "with you to Disneyworld!" >>Seeing that he was not long now, Celia: But he was long just a minute ago! Hiro: Maybe it got cold. >>Aeris sped up her efforts ten-fold, milking the young man Sally: Wow, Sephiroth grew up! He was "the boy" a few minutes ago. >>for all he was worth. Hiro: Three gil. >>After a few more strokes of her tongue and scrapes of her teeth, Hiro: (winces almost imperceptibly) >>he realized that he had taken all he could possibly hold. Celia: "...all he could possibly hold?" What exactly is he holding? >>Gripping her hair tightly for a moment, he thrust his hips deep into her >>mouth, Celia: Wow, he got his HIPS in there? And I thought TIFA had a big mouth! >>squeezing his eyes shut tight as he felt the first stream of cum shoot up >>into her mouth. Hiro: Blowing her head clean off her shoulders. >>"AAAAAhhhhhhhh!!!" he groaned, pumping shot after shot of semen >>down into her throat, his body convulsing as his urethra expelled every >>drop that he was holding back. Sally: (turning green) This sounds like Biology class... >>Nearly gagging at Celia: the phrasing of that scene... >>the sheer amount of cum that was flowing into her mouth, Aeris tried her >>best to swallow without losing any, failing miserably Sally: Ancient, you've failed! >>as a stream of juice ran past her lips and down her cheek. Celia: Tch! That's what Wet Ones (tm) are for, Aeris! >>He had been holding it back for so long, that she wouldn't have been >>surprised if he had a gallon of this stuff in his balls, swishing around in >>his testicles, Hiro: Ahh, now that'd sound nice on a Hallmark (tm) card. Celia: (imitating prankster) "Hello, do you have ten pound balls?" >>just waiting for her to let it all out. He sucked at him Sally: "HE" sucked at him? Celia: Sephiroth went down on himself! DAG! >>until his orgasm winded down, Sally: Beg pardon? "Winded?" >>pulling her mouth away from him Celia: POP! >>as she felt what would be the last drop of seed dribble into her mouth. >>Cleaning her face with one finger, she licked the last of the tasty cum >>from it, nearly losing her Sally: Nearly losing her WHAT? >>over the salty, buttery flavor that he had. Sally: The hell has he got in there? Popcorn? Celia: You know, I could go for some popcorn right now. JulesKD (kapunua) wrote, @ 2004-02-28 19:30:00 Current mood: dirty This should be the last part of The Bad >>Granted, she had done this before, many times, Sally: Many, MANY times. Celia: Many, many, many, MANY times. Sally: I mean really. You think she made a living selling FLOWERS? Celia: SLUT! Hiro: (glaring) It's just a fic, you know. In the game, Aeris was a naive flower merchant. >>but not one of her previous boyfriends had tasted this good. Hiro: Not even when roasted in a tangy steak sauce. >>Not even Zack. Sally: Oh, diss! Celia: *Zack* "Tch, fine! Be that way, beeotch." >>Sephiroth collapsed on the grass, panting heavily as his eyes slowly came >>back into focus. Sally: *Eye doctor* "Better like this... or like this? Like this... or like... this?" >>Looking downwards, half-way expecting to be limp, he smiled in surprise >>when he realized that he still had a rock-hard stiffy, watching it stand up >>proudly, Celia: he stuck a little ShinRa flag on it. >>covered in his cum and Aeris' spit. Aeris was a little shocked too, but in >>a good way, as she sat kneeled against his stomach, Hiro: I don't follow that. What the hell is Aeris doing? Celia: She's sit kneeling. >>her fingers still wrapped around his bulging manhood. He could tell by >>looking in her eyes what this was quickly leading too, Hiro: Homocide. Sally: What it was leading TOO? As in, "also?" >>and there was no way on this earth that he was going to do anything to >>stop it. Sally: But, since they're not on this earth, that means the fic's over. Bye! Hiro: In your sweetest, sanest dreams. >>"Oh, did I do that to you?" she playfully remarked in a sensual, naughty >>tone of voice, Hiro: *Sephiroth* "No. Just thinking about Rufus and stuff." Sally: Hiro! >>giving him another playful squeeze on his dick Celia: HONK HONK! >>as she smirked at him, winking seductively in his direction. >>"Oh yeah," he said in a tone that was just as naughty as hers. "Look what >>you did you bad, bad girl." Hiro: *Sephiroth* "Just for that, I have to kill you." >>He reached out a gave her a nice swat on the butt, All: o_O >>making her yelp in surprise Sally: HER?! She's not yelping in HALF as much surprise as I am! >>as she felt her lust for him taking control once again. "Ohhhh...." she >>said, "Yeah... do that again." Hiro: *Aeris* "And I'll break your fingers." >>Sephiroth repeated his action, popping her ass once more Celia: But, did he pop a cap in it? >>from his position below her, causing her to shriek out once again >>in dirty, shameful pleasure. "Again!!" she demanded, digging her nails into >>Sephiroth's chest. Hiro: I'm so confused. If she's "sit kneeling" against his stomach but can still reach his "bulging manhood," while he's doing... what he's doing... then she'd have to be facing away from him. Celia: Or maybe she reached behind her back for his "bulging manhood." That's the only way to explain how she can also reach his chest. Sally: Then he'd have to reach around to be doing... what he's doing. Celia: I think maybe we're all trying to hard to figure this out. Sally: Well look, I think when sex starts to involve geometry and physics, it's getting a little too far away from its purpose. I'm surprised they don't have a trapeze in there. Celia: Please, don't give any ideas to authors out there. >>Sephiroth did as he was told, Hiro: ...as usual, which was why he was Jenova's and ShinRa's puppet and the biggest pushover in the game... >>slapping her bottom once more, filling the air with the sharp, popping >>sound of his hand colliding with her soft flesh. Celia: *Aeris* "Princess princess princess princess!!!!" Sally: *Sephiroth* "Call me QUEEEEEEEN!" Hiro: O_O That was wrong. >>He could tell that she was enjoying this mock punishment as much >>as he was enjoying dishing it out to her, his mischievous side finally >>getting a chance to come out of him. Sally: I don't know, I thought killing Tifa's dad and almost killing Tifa and burning down Nibelheim was pretty mischeivous. >>"Who's your daddy?" he said, giving her yet another nice slap on the >>backside. Hiro: Is he rich like me? Celia: *Aeris* "Professor Gast. Do you know him?" Sally: o_O >>"Ohhhhh..... Daddy...." she moaned, Sally: ...Hiro? Hiro: Hmm? Sally: Did Sephiroth just say "who's your daddy?" Hiro: (looks at Sally sadly, and hands her the self detonation device.) Do what you have to do. Sally: (self detonates, goes flying to the back of the theater in flames.) Celia: Hey! I still have to watch this! Hiro: Here. (Hands Celia a vial of poison) Save it till you really need it. >>her lust for him grower greater and greater Hiro: ....? Celia: Her lust grower greater? Is that Newspeak or something? >>with every slap of his hand. She knew that she was being degraded, being >>made to feel like a common whore, Celia: ...which, apparently, was quite the usual situation, >>but she was loving it more than anything else she had ever experienced. >>"Oh, you bad girl," he teased. "Bend over so I can spank you harder." >>Too wrapped up in lust to say no, Hiro: ..and by this time, too twisted into a human pretzel... >>Aeris let go of his cock, bending down on her hands and knees as she >>waited patiently Celia: *Aeris* (looks at watch) "Any day now, Sephiroth!" >>for his hard, yet loving, abuse. Hiro: *Sephiroth* "Aeris, this hurts you more than it hurts me." Celia: But it hurts us WORST OF ALL. >>Sephiroth took his position behind her, admiring her tight, firm buns >>before delivering another smack to her already reddened rear-end. >>Aeris winced when she felt the sharp pain on her buttocks, then sighed >>as it melted away in a cloud of pleasure. Hiro: Oh look, there's Cloud again. >>He swatted her several times more, each time causing her to yelp in a >>mixture of pain and pleasure as his open palm smacked harshly with the >>soft, red skin of her buns. Celia: Again with the stupid buns! I'm so sick of that term! >>Her eyes began to well up with tears as the intense emotion mixed >>with the hot, burning pain quickly became too much to bare. Hiro: To "bare?" Too bad Sally self detonated. She'd have a fit over that. Sally: (from the back of the theater) I'm not quite dead yet! I think I'll go for a walk! >>She was growing tired of this, Celia: Not nearly as tired of it as we are. (cries) >>but because of her feelings for him, Hiro: *cough gough* pity *cough cough* >>she didn't have the heart to tell him to stop. >>Aeris gritted her teeth as she gripped the blades of grass, feeling spank >>after passionate spank tear into her backside, Hiro: Hmm, such a delicate scene, I think I have to kill myself. Celia: (glares at Hiro and jealously guards her vial of poison) >>making her hotter than she had ever been in her entire life. Celia: Until Meteor fell, and made her a crispy critter. >>Then, all of a sudden, the abuse stopped. As if he had read her mind, he >>changed his gameplan, Celia: *Sephiroth* "Time for Monopoly." >>transforming his spanks into tender, firm kneadings of her red-hot >>cheeks. Celia: *Sephiroth* "Wow! I could make cookies out of this!" (looks longingly and sadly at vial of poison) >>The flower girl moaned softly as she delicately closed her eyes, Sally: (staggering to the front of the theater) As opposed to the time when she WHALED them shut and broke her eyeballs. >>enjoying the absolute tenderness of his administrations. Not even >>bothering to look behind her to see what was going on, Hiro: ...she never saw him reach for Masamune and cut her in two neatly sliced halves. Celia: You like your murders nice and clean, don't you? Hiro: (shrugs) >>she felt him slowly rise above her, Sally: Sephiroth's levitating again. That's never a good sign. >>lowering his head down to hers to kiss her soft, rosy cheeks. Celia: I don't understand. NOW what position are they supposed to be in? First she's on top, then he's somehow whooping her butt from being in front of her, then he gets behind her, and now he's on top? Sally: I think they're playing Twister (tm). >>Aeris gasped for breath as she felt his cool, soft skin against hers, his >>face nuzzling hers with more love and compassion than any other man she >>could possibly think of. Sally: Except maybe Vincent, and Cid. Celia: And Barret. Oh, and Cloud too. Sally: And Rufus ShinRa... and his dad, as well. Celia: Most of ShinRa, in fact. Sally: But not Reno. And not Reeve. Celia: Okay. But, a bunch of other guys, though. Sally: Yeah. >>Brushing his lips against her ears, he softly whistled sweet nothings into >>it, Hiro: He "whistled" sweet nothings? The hell is he, a parakeet? >>letting her know that he was still there and that he cared for her. Hiro: On the chance that she thought he had left, and hoped that she died with the rest of the Planet. >>"Stay here, and don't look behind you," he demanded. Hiro: *Sephiroth* "I'm just going to get Masamune... err.. I mean, get some lemonade." >>"I'll be right back." Celia: Ooh! That means he's going to die! Hiro: Huh? Celia: In "Scream." Never, EVER say, "I'll be right back!" >>Aeris frowned as she felt the sudden absence of warmth around her, >>feeling him pull his arms away from her and leave her kneeling there in >>a dog-like position on the grass. Celia: Aeris! Stop licking your butt! Sally: What?! Celia: It's... it's a dog like position. >>Then just as suddenly as he had left, he returned, kneeling right behind >>her once again before renewing his soft touch. This time, however, he >>had a little aid, Celia: Oh my god. Mini Me! >>and he presented to her in the most intimate way possible. Aeris gasped >>as she felt the soft, silky petals of the rose against her skin, Celia: Again with the rose? Sally: I feel sorry for the rose; it doesn't have any say in this. Hiro: You think the rose is sentient? Sally: Yeah. >>causing her to grow goosebumps as she tried to enjoy the moment, Sally: How come Aeris keeps on forcing herself to enjoy all this stuff? Hiro: She's trying to save the Planet. She knows she can't afford to hurt Sephiroth's feelings. >>forcing herself not to jump on him and just start screwing like animals >>just yet. Hiro: Swamp rats? Sally: Platypuses? Celia: Sperm whales. (giggles) >>Using his master hands, Sally: ...and leaving his apprentice hands behind his back, Celia: You guys ever beat the Master Hand? Hiro: O_O Celia: ... in Super Smash Brothers! Hiro & Sally: Oooooh yeah! >>the swordsman ran the petals of the flower slowly down her back, >>stroking them against each of her buns, Celia: Dammit! If I hear "buns" one more time, I'm never going to eat baked goods again! >>including in between. Aeris moaned softly, her breaths heavy with arousal >>as she writhed under his sweet, sweet torture, wanting it to end >>immediately Celia: Yeah! Please! Please let it end immediately! >>and yet wishing that it would last forever all the same. Seeing that the >>rose was a big hit with his girl, Celia: "Oh rose, thou art sick..." Oh god. William Blake, accept my apologies. >>he brought it even lower down her backside, stroking the petals of his >>flower against the lips of her wet, swollen pussy, Sally: You know, she should really get that poor thing to the vet's. Celia: You don't think they're talking about Nanaki, do you? Hiro & Sally: o_O >>rewarding him with a surprised gasp of pleasure from her. Up and down >>her labia he ran the rose, Sally: Gag me, that rose could have been ANYwhere! It was on the mucky ground; it could have bugs on it or something! Celia: If it didn't before, it probably does now. Hiro: O_O Sally: Celia! Celia: (giggles) >>the bright pink petals getting stained by the juices of her arousal, Sally: A little Deedee Seven (tm) should take care of that. >>causing it to glitter brightly in the sun. Aeris sighed deeper and deeper >>as he kept up his teasing, Celia: *Sephiroth* "Your hair looks stupid! Your momma wears combat boots! Your house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind!" >>working the flower against the lips of her pussy Sally: *Merle* "VAAAAN SAMAAAAAA!" Hiro: Merle, noooo! >>with such flawless skill that it felt as if he had practiced it every day >>for the past few years. Hiro: Well you don't think ShinRa trained him for SOLDIER all those years, did you? >>She couldn't take much more of this teasing, Celia: so she told the principal, and Sephiroth got detention. >>and yet she just couldn't bring herself to stop him, seeing as how he was >>enjoying it so much. Then, as if it had been planned by the gods a >>millions years ahead of time, one of the petals just happened to come in >>contact with her clit. Hiro: Yeah. Really BORED gods. Celia: (drunkenly) "Hey Thor, I have this really kooky idea!" >>Aeris gasped loudly as she went over the edge, Hiro: of the cliff, and died. End. >>squealing loudly Celia & Sally: SoooooooEY! Sooey sooey sooey! >>as she reached behind her and grabbed his hand, forcing him to drop the >>rose rather reluctantly. Celia: *Sephiroth* "Aww, man! That means we're going to have to do it soon!" >>"Sephiroth.... please," she begged with him, looking behind her into his >>deep, green eyes. "I can't wait any longer. I need you. NOW." Celia: *Sephiroth* "Tch, fine. Let's get this over with..." >>Pulling himself over her, he laid his chest against her back, bringing his >>face down close to hers. >>Laying his lips against his ears, All: O_O Sally: How the hell did he manage THAT? Hiro: He must have had his whole head in his own mouth or something. Maybe he's got a really big mouth. Sally: How do you figure that? Hiro: Well he's got his lips on both of his own ears, so his mouth stretches around to the sides of his head. Sally: Maybe his head's really small too. Celia: (carefully regards her vial of poison) >>he spoke the three words that made her heart skip a beat, the three words >>that she would remember forever until the day she died. Hiro: "Omae o korosu." Sally & Celia: *gasp!* (they look sharply at Hiro) Hiro: (eyes wide, he clamps both hands over his mouth, then reaches for his self detonation device, before remembering that he gave it to Sally, who detonated it.) ........I AM NOT HEERO YUY!!! Sally & Celia: WE KNOW!! Celia: (under her breath) whatever... >>"As you wish." Sally: My Wesley has come for me! >>Pulling his face away from hers so that he could see what he was doing, Hiro: *Sephiroth* “Now let’s see...insert Tab A into Slut B...” >>he cupped her pussy in one of his hands, Celia: Garfield, nooo! >>positioning the tip of his cock Sally: Celia, didn't you used to have chickens? Celia: Yeah. This fic is fraught with animal abuse! >>against her wet, slick entrance. Aeris gasped slightly as she felt him >>slowly push in, her lips parting around his tirgid organ Sally: "Tirgid organ?" Celia: "Tune in for another turgid episode!" Hiro: That Sephiroth is just so pompous. >>as the head of his unit poked it's way through. Hiro: His whole unit? As in, military unit? All of SOLDIER?! Sally: Just the head. Celia: Tch! So militaristic. >>He slowly, carefully sank deep into her, Sally: He's SCUBA diving! >>squeezing his eyes shut as he pushed himself in an inch at a time. Celia: Three weeks later... >>Finally, after what seemed like hours to the two lovers, he slid in all the >>way to his hilt, Hiro: (sickly) Masamune? (runs to the corner and barfs) >>his scrotum resting against her hardened clit. For a while, neither of >>them moved, Celia: Oh, who cast Stop? >>each one reveling in the feeling of being connected to each other in the >>most physical of ways. Celia: Oh my god, I missed the part where their bones fused. Sally: Oooh, they're gonna need surgery to fix that. >>He felt so thick inside her, thicker than anything she could think of at >>the moment, Celia: Hmm, thicker thaaaaannnn... his leg? Hiro: Thicker than a car? Sally: Thicker than the Highwind? Celia: She can’t think of anything thicker than Sephiroth’s Mr. Business? Aeris is a little bit mentally taxed, isn’t she? >>and she sighed in ecstasy as she savored the feeling of him buried deep >>inside her. He was very pleased as well, Celia: *Sephiroth* "Heyyy... A guy could really get used to this!" >>seeing as how she was very tight despite her experience, Sally: as the slut of Midgar... Hiro: (glares at Sally) >>her walls firmly hugging his unit as he rested it within her wet, hot >>chamber. Celia: Aeris has a steam room? >>Neither of them had ever felt so full, Sally: except for that one night at the buffet. >>so complete in their entire lives, and the two lovers would have gladly >>traded in the rest of eternity just to be able to experience this one >>moment for the rest of their lives, their organs connected in the most >>intimate of embraces. Sally: "No thanks, I'm rhythm guitar and mouth organ." Celia: I'll bet Sephy's is a pipe organ. Hiro: Celia! Celia: What?! >>But then, if that was the case, they wouldn't have had any fun, now would >>they? Celia: The hell you asking me for? I'm not writing this! Why is the author talking to us? What happened to the fourth wall? How am I supposed to answer a question like that?! (drinks poison) >>Bringing himself out of his trance, Sally: *Sephiroth* "Duh! Wha happuh?" >>Sephiroth came back to reality Celia: *Sephiroth* "Holy crap! I have to destroy the Planet!" Hiro: Celia, you look a little green. Celia: *gag* *cough cough* (falls out of her chair) Sally: .... Celia killed herself. Hiro: She'll be fine. >>soon enough to realize that what they were doing wasn't bringing >>either of them closer to orgasm, and decided to change that. >>Smirking his familiar grin from behind her, Hiro: CHRIST! We get the picture, Sephiroth has some sort of seductive grin. Fine! >>her grasped her hips, causing her to squeal out loud Sally: *Nitty* "Your friend died squealin'..." *sigh* Hiro: You did that one. Sally: I know, I know... >>as he quickly pulled out a few inches, only to plunge back into her hot >>snatch with a force that she didn't expect. Hiro: Shooting her completely out of the forest and back to Midgar. >>Aeris came to from her stupor, Sally: *Aeris* "Oh my god! I'm in a filthy fanfic!" >>grabbing handfuls of grass between her fingers Sally: *Aeris, stoned* "Wow, this is good stuff, man." >>as she was pumped from behind, Hiro: *Aeris* "Unleaded premium, please." Celia: *cough cough* .... Oh crap. I'm still alive. Hiro: Short acting poison. You missed some. Celia: Did I do a good death scene? Sally: Yeah, you fell out of your chair. Celia: Cool! >>crying out in ecstasy as Sephiroth worked his way in and out of her pussy >>with a force and tempo that would make any girl come almost instantly. Celia: Except, of course, a seasoned slut such as herself. I don't think I missed enough. Hiro, can I have your gun? Hiro: No. Cope. Celia: Tch! >>Squeezing her eyes shut tight, the flower girl felt her body tensing up Sally: Too much caffeine for Aeris. >>as her lover mercilessly thrust into her, bringing her closer and closer to >>orgasm with every motion. The whole ordeal with the flower had already Celia: disturbed her as much as it had disturbed us? >>taken her halfway to her peak, and her body started to tremble as she felt >>that familiar feeling building up Celia: Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you. >>between her legs once more. Celia: Oh. Never mind. >>"Sephiroth!! Oh... oh... SEPHIROTH!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Celia & Sally: *Aeris singing* "OOOOH SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE AT LAST I'VE FOUND YOUUUUU!" >>she shouted Sally: Thanks Aeris, now that my ears are bleeding! >>as she suddenly came on his shaft, soaking his pelvis with her juices as >>she spilled out onto him and the grass below. Sally: Man! They're' going to have to swim out of this lemon once Aeris is done. Celia: Well you know how in anime their eyes are huge and when they cry then get exorbitant amounts of tears? Well, maybe... Hiro: Celia, don't go there. Celia: 'Kay... >>Instinctively, Sephiroth slowed down his thrusts to accommodate her, >>feeling her strong muscles clench down tight around him Hiro: *Sephiroth* "AAUUGH! Give it back!" >>as he poled in and out of her still orgasming body. Aeris pouted when she >>felt him slowing down, Sally: *Aeris* "Oh, pooh, you're no fun." >>and reaching behind her, she grabbed his butt and forced him back into her >>hard. Hiro: Into her hard what? >>"NO!" she shouted, Celia: *Aeris* "I will NOT get your stupid beer and chips for you. Get it yourself, you lazy bastard!" Sally: That scene occurs a few months after this one. Celia: Oh. >>swinging her body back into his hips. "Don't stop!!" >>"But.." Sephiroth gasped, feeling his balls Celia: Sephiroth! This is no time to be playing sports! >>being slammed into by her legs. "I don't want to hurt...." >>"Sephiroth!!! Shut up and screw me!!" she screamed, pushing herself >>back into him with such force that it surprised even him. Hiro: That was subtle. >>"Yes ma'am!!" he replied, once again grasping her hips as he continued >>making love to her with renewed vigor. Sally: "With a nude vicar?" Celia: "Renewed vigor!" Tch! Sally: Geez, you're in a bad mood since you died! >>Aeris kept swinging her hips back to meet his midway, Sally: Would a "Time Warp" joke be appropriate here? Hiro: Yeah, if we hadn't used it a million times in other experiments. >>producing a loud smacking noise every time their bodies collided. >>The two of them started to moan loudly, Celia: *The people of Wutai* "Hey! Keep it down, we're trying to have a town over here!" >>their bodies quickly becoming drenched in sweat as they powerfully thrust >>into one another. Aeris was once again approaching her peak, >>and she was bound and determined to take him down with her this time. Sally: *Aeris* "Sephiroth, you goin' DOWN, sucka!" >>"Oh.... Sephy.." she moaned, Hiro: *Sephiroth* "Great! Now I have to kill you for calling me that." >>letting go of his buns Celia: That's IT! Sally: What? Celia: NO MORE BAKED GOODS! >>as she propped herself up on both hands, grasping the grass tightly >>in her hands. Sally: *Aeris* "MY stash!" >>Unlike their first time, she was able to maintain some control of herself, >>holding off her orgasm until she felt it was the right time. She wanted to >>come with him, Hiro: on a nice cruise to the Bahamas. >>simultaneously, so that she could prove to herself that they were indeed >>meant for each other Sally: And all this time I thought it had to do with common interests, goals, lifestyles, mutual respect and trust. How naive I've been! >>and that this whole episode was more than a mere dream, from which she >>would wake up and never see him again. Her moans and gasps steadily >>increased in volume as she gradually allowed herself to go, Celia: She allowed herself to go WHERE? Sally: To the potty. >>letting her body come closer to climax with every one of his thrusts. It >>wasn't as if she really needed to come, Hiro: (sarcastic) After all, she's just the girl... >>seeing as how she had twice already with him, Celia: ...and a whole big bunch of times with a whole big bunch of OTHER men... >>but she wanted to, Hiro: Final Fantasy Fanfiction: your one stop shop for obvious statements. >>not only for herself, but for him, to assure him that what he was doing to >>her wasn't in vain. >>Sephiroth, on the other hand, Celia: had no interest whatsoever in any orgasms of any kind. >>was having quite the opposite problem. Celia: Pretty much as I said... >>As he repeatedly pounded into his love, he could steadily feel his control >>going downhill with every thrust, his body begging for release Hiro: *Sephiroth's body* "PLEASE let me out of this fic, I swear I'll never try to blow up the Planet again!" >>as he tried his best to keep his lid on. He usually had very good >>endurance, Hiro: Suuuure he did. We believe you. Honest. >>but Aeris had gotten him so aroused that he began to have problems holding >>his load in. Groaning huskily as he felt himself start to go, Celia: *Sephiroth* "See ya!" >>he lowered his chest down onto her back, first taking a moment to free her >>long, brown hair from it's ribbon Sally (Shrieks like a banshee and falls over) Hiro & Celia: (glance at each other knowingly) Apostrophe... >>and braids before nuzzling his cheek against hers. She raised her arm up >>and around his head, Hiro: ...and in one swift movement, had twisted it cleanly off his neck. >>holding him close to her as they both grew ever closer to their individual >>peaks. Celia: Hers was Mt. Everest. Hiro: And his? Sally: (smirking) ...Mauna Loa. >>"Aeris... I..." Hiro: *Sephiroth* "I have to make a phone call. Hold that thought." >>groaned Sephiroth, his eyes shut tight as he forced himself to keep going, >>trying desperately to get her to come again. "I.. can't... I can't >>last much.... longer..." he managed to squeeze out between grunts. Celia: "I canna hold out much longer!" >>"Oh... yes... Sephy.." she moaned in return, lowering her defenses as she >>tried her best to orgasm for him. Celia: *Aeris* "Tch! Sex is hard!" >>"I'm gonna come.... too... Yeah... come with me... oooooh....." Celia: *Aeris* "To Disneyworld..." Hiro: Okay, no more Disneyworld riffs. >>Seeing that she was close to climax as well, Sephiroth sped up for a few >>more thrusts, somehow being able to keep from spilling himself until she >>had come first. Sally: No use crying over spilled Sephiroth. Hiro & Celia: *groan!* >>The two were at their boiling points, Celia: ...their skin, bubbling up and peeling off in a frenzy of lust. Hiro & Sally: O_O Sally: Girl! Jeez! Hiro: Getting dark, Celia? Celia: Hmm, just a little. >>teetering right on the edge of orgasm, needing only the slightest touch to >>pull them over. Knowing that it would be all they needed, Sephiroth reeled >>back All: Hikeeba! >>for one last, final thrust, plunging deep into her Celia: pocket book... >>hungry snatch hard as he felt himself give way. >>For one moment, time stood still for the couple, their mouths agape and >>their eyes clenched tight, their entire bodies trembling uncontrollably as >>they simultaneously plunged headfirst into orgasm. Celia: *Aeris and Sephiroth* "WEEEEEEE!" >>"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! SEPHIROTH!!!!!" >>"AERIS!!!! UHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Sally: Dr. Scott! Celia: Janet! Sally: Dr. Scott! Celia: Brad! Sally: Rocky! Celia: Dr. Scott! Sally: Janet! Celia: Dr. Scott! Hiro: Okay, that's just about enough of that. >>Sephiroth pulled her close as he spasmed inside her, pumping his hot, >>white jism deep down into her tightly contracting sex. Her muscles >>gripped him hard, Sally: *Sephiroth* "Oh my god, you broke it off!" >>forcing a few more shots from his tip, his fluid mixing with hers before >>trickling out down their legs. The two nearly passed out from the intense, >>overwhelming pleasure that was pulsing throughout their bodies, their >>shouts and cries intertwined with one anothers'. Celia: *Nature* "Hey! Keep it down over there! Some of us are trying to sleep!" >>The moment lasted but a mere few seconds, but for them it was a moment >>that neither of them would ever forget for as long as they continued living. Hiro: Which, since Sephiroth summoned Meteor and all, shouldn't be too long. >>Sighing contentedly, Sephiroth wrapped his arms around her torso, Celia: *Aeris* "*Gasp* Sephiroth... I can't... breathe..." >>pulling her down to the grass with him as they laid on there sides, Sally: (takes a deep breath to scream) Hiro: (clamps his hand over Sally's mouth) It's just syntax, Sally. Celia: (brightly) And grammar. And spelling! Hiro: (glares at Celia) >>each one feeling completely satisfied with what they had just done. Hiro: *Sephiroth* "I just screwed all my plans for absolute victory and betrayed my alleged mother. *Sigh!*" Sally: *Aeris* "I just screwed the most dangerous man on the Planet and betrayed my friends. Joy!" >>He hugged her close, kissing the back of her neck as he nuzzled his face >>into her cheek, never wanting to let her go again, not even for a moment. Celia: Not even when he went to the bathroom. >>She laid her arms on his, holding him there, assuring him that she wanted >>him to stay with her just as much as he wanted to. Tilting her head back >>to face his, Sally: ...she clamped her mouth over his and sucked out his soul. Hiro: Sally! What's with you? Celia: Ever since she self detonated... Sally: I have seen the other side. It was a hell of a lot nicer than this fic. >>she locked her gaze with his once more, Celia: *Aeris* "Locked on target." Hiro: (glares at Celia) Celia: What?! >>subconsciously letting him know that he had been good to her. Celia: Consciously, however, she slapped him upside the head and told him he sucked. >>"Don't go, okay?" she pleaded with him. >>"I'm not," he answered assuredly. "I'm happy right where I am." >>"Will I ever see you again?" Celia: *Sephiroth* "Not if I see you first!" >>"Do you love me?" Hiro: *Sephiroth* "On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red, red rose?" Sally: (stares at Hiro, mouth hanging open...) Uh huh. Hiro: That's not how it goes. Sally: Huh... OH! Sorry. Know what I like? Professor Lupin. Hiro: ...okayyy... >>"Yes. Of course I do." Celia: *Schmi Skywalker* "What does your heart tell you?" Sally: *Anakin* "I hope so... yes..." >>"Then we will see each other again. Sally & Celia: (giggling) Hiro: Freaks. >>Things just work out that way." All: BULL! >>"But.... still. I have to go back out with Cloud and the others after >>this. Celia: Holy crap, she goes out with ALL of them? Sally & Celia: SLUT! >>You're going to be our enemy again." >>"Aeris, you don't have to fight me if you don't want to. I'm not going to >>do anything to merit my destruction from now on." All: Cured by sex! >>"But what about the planet?" Hiro: *Sephiroth* "Well, the Planet's another story." >>"My dear Aeris," he chuckled, taking her hand in his and kissing it, just >>as a gentleman does when introduced to a ladyfriend of his. Celia: Why would you need to be introduced to a ladyfriend? Wouldn't you already know her? Hiro: Maybe the guy had Alzheimer's. >>"Why would I want the planet, when I already have heaven in my hands?" Hiro: Eww, Sephiroth! Put that away! >>Aeris smiled happily before kissing him softly on the lips, her actions >>making her love for him apparent to any who would've seen. >>"I love you," she whispered softly in his ear. Celia: And she heard it echo back from his head. >>"I love you too," he whispered back, hugging her even closer to his chest >>as he pressed his lips against hers, their mouths sharing one final, >>passionate embrace for the time being. >>Cuddling herself up in his arms, Aeris yawned deeply as her lack of sleep, >>combined with Hiro: having been in this fic for so long... >>the enormous amount of energy that she had used up while having sex with >>him, finally caught up with her, making her drowsy as she laid her head >>down on the soft grass. Sephiroth noticed her weariness, Hiro: ...and realized it was the perfect time to reveal his true intentions and kill her? >>and lifted her head up and over his arm, providing a pillow for her as she >>snuggled against him. >>"I guess that means you're not up for seconds," he joked. >>"Ummm.... maybe later. I'm just sooo... Celia: *Aeris* "incredibly out of character, I think I need to sleep it off." >>tired." Celia: Yeah, whatever. >>Feeling spent over the events of the past few hours, sleep finally came to >>her, dosing off with her head on his arm Sally: SLEEP was feeling spent and dozed off with her head on his arm? Celia: No, it "dosed" off. >>and him in her heart. Hiro: (tiredly) And Masamune in her back. >>Sephiroth stayed awake the entire time she slumbered, stroking her >>incredibly beautiful brown hair as he locked his eyes on her sleeping form, Celia: And you know, I can honestly say that my eyes have never been locked. Sally: Me too. But it sort of happened in "A Clockwork Orange." >>not once taking his eyes off of her. How anyone could ever hurt such a >>beautiful being was beyond him, as he recalled how he had almost done just >>that, but had brought himself away from what would have been a curse worse >>than his own death. Celia: Cloud / Sephiroth yaoi? >>Hugging her close to him, he cuddled her in his arms, Sally: ...as opposed to cuddling her in his intestines... >>savoring the feel of her body in all it's goddess-like perfection Hiro: Leave the apostrophe alone, Sally... >>as the their hearts beat in unison. >>It was like he was holding heaven in his hands. Hiro: Or something. >>xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx >>xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx >>Pretty unexpected match-up, huh? All: No. Celia: Been there, read that... >>I got this idea when one of my readers suggested that I incorporate Aeris >>in a story, and instantly an idea of an alternate storyline came into view. Sally: (Annie Wilkes) "HE NEVER GOT OUT OF THE COCKADOODIE CAR!" Celia: Wow. That was REALLY obscure. Hiro: Lots of extra points to whomever gets that one. >>I know good and well for a fact that in the real game, Aeris and Sephiroth >>aren't too fond of one another (so far as to the point where he actually >>DOES kill her), Hiro: That doesn't mean he doesn't like her. >>but remember, this isn't the real game. Celia: Thanks for reminding me. I could have sworn I was playing Final Fantasy VII this whole entire time. >>For once, I decided to write about "what could have been" instead of "what >>really happened", which just goes to show you that I've got lots of >>originality on my part Sally: Oh, shut up about yourself already. Celia: And leave your "part" out of this! >>(not that I'm bragging or anything. ^_^). Hiro: We see that. >>Anyway, I hope you guys liked it, despite the obvious reputation it's >>going to receive about being weird. Hiro: “Weird” is the least of its problems. Celia: Other than Aeris being a tramp and Sephiroth being a sensitive guy with feelings, it wasn't that weird... >>I just realized that it actually isn't the first ever Aeris/Sephiroth >>scene, but as I may have said before, I haven't seen any, so it's new to >>me. Just like "Must See TV", I guess. Hiro: Only with sex. Sally: And swords and flowers. Celia: Seinfeld like you've never seen him before. >>xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx >>xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx >>What did you think of the story? Loved it? Hated it? Sally: MSTed it? Celia: Self destructed over it? >>Let me know! >>My address is whatisyourquery@juno.com Please do not send any >>objectionable material and please try to keep your swears to a minimum. Hiro: The author objects to swear words? What the hell was... *sigh* Never mind... >>If you have any questions about Final Fantasy 7, rent the game first >>before approaching me. If you still can't figure out what the hey is going on, Hiro: ...try a walkthrough like everyone else. >>then I will try my best to explain. Be careful how you E-mail me, or you >>might end up on the dreaded Idiots list! Celia: Then we might have to kill ourselves again. >>xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx >>xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx >>SPECIAL THANKS >>Thanks to Squaresoft for making this awesome game! All: THANK YOU SQUARESOFT! >>Thanks to Jason Alcock of The Grey Archive for actually posting >>my work! Hiro: Why are you shouting?! Sally: The Grey Archive! NOOOOOOO! >>Thanks to Sakura Lemon Fanfiction for giving me the inspiration >>to write! Sally: Still shouting! Celia: I'm sure Dr. Forrester would love to thank them too... >>Thanks to C G Shrines for being the best place for art & hentai! Sally: Top O' The Muffin To YOU!!! Hiro: What's with you? Sally: Just making a Seinfeld reference again. >>Thanks to the Chocobo Master for putting my smut up on his site! Celia: The Chocobo Master? Sounds like a rude story in its own right. >>A VERY special thanks to my good friends The Melon, Da Beatmaster, >>Corn Flake, Hoagie, Meatloaf, and The Potato, Sally: ...and to produce and other groceries everywhere! >>for reading my stuff and not holding it against me!! Hiro: If I wrote a smutty fanfiction, would you hold it against me? >>And of course, a big ole THANK YOU to all my readers out there, >>who stick with me no matter how much I suck!! Celia: Now, don't be so hard on yourself... no pun intended. >>xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx >>xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Hiro: Wow, even the end gets a multi - X rating. >>DEDICATIONS >>This story is dedicated to Mousse, Celia: The food or the hair product? Hiro: Well considering all of the other thank yous, I'm going with the food. >>one of my favorite readers who has stayed with me since the beginning. >>Thanks dude. I hope you didn't think the pairing was TOO crazy. ^_^ >>xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx >>xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Celia: Wow, seriously smutty. >>Thanks once more for putting up with my lousy, rotten, no-good >>excuses for good writing by making your way through yet another >>one of my smutty stories. Hiro: We do what we have to do. >>For my next fic, I'll be writing another installment in my Gundam Wing >>saga, All: O_O Sally: No! You can't! Celia: (softly) Oh, no... Hiro: ...... >>"After the Rain". Which pilot should I write about? You decide!! Sally: *gulp* (sweatdrops) Celia: Uhhh... heh heh... (sweatdrops also...) Sally: How about you don't write about the pilots? How about ehhh... Quinze. Or Noventa. >>Peace. Celia: Peace out, y'all. >>Send all E-mail and comments to: >>XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX >>E-mail: XXXXXXXXXXXX@XXXXXXX.com Hiro: I've got a better idea. Let's bail. >----------------------------------------- (back in the main cabin of the Satellite of OCD) Hiro: (stoically) That was traumatic. Celia: (staggering) Uhhhhh... no more lemons... please. Too many verbs. Sally: (irked and pettish) All right, a few points I'd like to make about this story: 1) Pronoun trouble. Loads of gender-benders and he / she confusion. 2) Out of character. Sephiroth may have his human side, but he was not a sap. 3) There is no number three. 4) Aeris was run through by Sephiroth's Masamune in the game, but in this story, she would insist on being alive and having sex with him anyway. Hiro: The author cleared that up, remember? Celia: I know, but I agree, she still shouldn't have sex with someone who was going to kill her. Hiro: (frowning) Why not? Sally & Celia: ....... Hiro: Though I'll admit, Sephiroth had all the wrong reasons for assassination. It's not something you do for egotistical reasons. It's a delicate art and should be reserved for security, world protection, and sometimes revenge, but only justified. I'm not very impressed with Sephiroth. He was sloppy and conceited, and those were his biggest downfalls. Sally: Oh yeah, well, ppppthththtt! Celia: Hey guys, you know, I hate to interrupt this intelligent and imaginative critique of this experiment, but we have bigger fish to fry. Hiro & Sally: (stare at Celia blankly) Celia: ... That the next story would involve a Gundam pilot? Hiro: (glowers and tries to look unconcerned at the same time) That's nothing to worry about. Sally: It's not even written yet, so I doubt we'll be getting it as an experiment anytime soon. Hiro: And so what if we did? It would be like any other lemon experiment. Celia & Sally: (fidget uncertainly) Celia: ...Errmmm... okay Hiro, if you say so. Hiro: Even so, we'd better reset the self detonation device. Celia: *I* get to hold it next time! No more cruddy short lived poison! Hiro: Fine with me, let's just be thankful we made it through this one. Sally: I have a bad feeling about our next experiment, guys... A really bad feeling... --------------------- Deeeeesclaimers: Sephiroth, Aeris, Cloud, Shinra, Hojo, Vincent, Tifa, Jenova, Lucrecia, Mako, Midgar, and Masamune and everything else Final Fantasy related are (C) Squaresoft 1997. Dr. Forrester and the rest of Mystery Science Theater 3000 are (C) Bad Brains the peeps who did that awesome show or something. Heero Yuy, who does NOT appear in this MST, and Gundam Wing and all things Gundam, are (C) Bandai. The rest is (C) Unknown Gamer. The MST is copyright ME! Neither Unknown Gamer nor myself made any profit from either the story or the MSTing of the story and no insult was intended to Unknown Gamer, Squaresoft, Bandai, or MST3k; it was all in good fun! No Chocobos were hurt in the MSTing of this fic. MSted by Jules Previous experiments: "Dimensions" (FFVII) "Revelations" (FFVII lemon) "The Lost Love" (Vampire Hunter D) "Shittobukai" (FFVII) "My Inner Life - The Anniversary (AKA The Tiger Sex Chapter)" (LOZ) Keep circulating the .doc files! >>Only one word could describe the way Aeris felt right now. >>Oh my god.