MiSTing of Ultimate Battle part 2 of 7. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tom: Hi welcome to the SoL where we're still healing after Gypsy was brainwashed, but in good condition. Gypsy on the other hand... Mike: Screwdriver. Crow: Check Mike: No give it here. Crow:O.K. (We see Mike tinker with Gypsy only to see sparks flying out of her.) Mike: Rats! Oh well Mr. Burns and Smithers are calling us! (Deep 13) Dr.F: Here's part two guinea pigs! It gets worse with every chapter! Frank: Sending fanfic now! (SoL) All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! We got Sailor Moon Fanfic sign! (Door Scene) (Everyone sits down.) "The Undertaker" Crow: Mailbombs to him aplenty! You can read this fanfic in its official web site http://www.quik.guate.com/mcdonald/fanfics Tom: Oh bite me! Now let's continue the story Mike: I wish not. The Ultimate Battle Part 2 DOOM'S SERVICE Crow: Well it makes us happy to see monsters being ripped apart by chainguns and... When the Sailor Scouts saw Ami in trouble they decided that they didn t had a choice and that if they wanted to save Amy they must move quickly Tom: I hope they move slowly. , one of them disagree. -I think that we must leave her suffer for her treason. Mike: I thought they said Amy was the smart one! Everyone stared at Lita. Serena couldn t hold herself (Everyone snickers) and holded Lita by her blouse. Crow(Lita): Oh yeah touch me *there*! -What!!!! Is that the way you show your friendship to Amy, you re a monster like the one who s hurting her, Mike: Nah she's uglier. she is suffering a terrible pain Tom: Like us reading this crap. and the only thing you could say is that we should leave her there? Crow: Yup. She was so mad that she didn t noticed that she was choking Lita. All:WooHoo! -Let....go.....of.....me.....you re.....choking.....me Tom: I bet she goes unconsious in 11 seconds Crow: 7 sec. Mike: Cut it out! -You re nothing but scum Lita, If you don t want to help her then you can consider yourself out of the team, Mike: Scratch 1 sailor. were all for one and one for... Tom(Serena): Me. She couldn t finish Rei and Mina broke them apart Crow: Awwwwww. Lita falled to her knees, while the others where trying to hold Serena away from her, then Lita stood up and walked towards her. -If that is what you want, then here is your stupid pen back, Mike: I bet it was defective. I never liked traitors, so if your attitude is that then I m leaving. All: WOOHOO!!!!! Mina tried to make her stay. -Wait a minute Lita, what about our friendship? Why don t you calm down a little bit and think about what you said? Mike: Tell mina to kiss off Lita! -I told you already, I don t like traitors, if she is going to save her then I quit, good bye. Crow: This is where you leave Lita. Then she lefted the temple and headed towards her apartment.- Meanwhile in the temple Rei, Serena and Mina were planing what to do to rescue Amy. Mike: Idiots. -The first thing we must do is locate Doom s manor and get there to save Amy. -But Luna, without Amy how are we going to locate that place? Tom: How bout spin the globe and put your finger down on a random spot? -I know a way to that place.Answered Artemis -You ? How do you know it? Mike: Let's play 20 Questions! -Before the destruction of the moon Kingdom there was a scientist known as Victor Von Doom, he was the best, and it was presumed that he helped the Dark Kingdom to attack us back then, a few weeks ago I heard about a manor located in central Asia and I decided to take a look, when I got there I saw in one of the doors the symbol of the Von Doom family, I thought that it was just a similarity until now. Crow: Why the hell would he go to Central Asia just to look at a manor? -So if you know how to get there we must get on our way. Ordered Serena. Meanwhile in Doomstadt Tom: Paddles! Clear! (Shock sound) Aw we lost him. -The first part of my plan was successful, now I must start the second one. Crow(DD): As soon as I figure it out... Doom headed towards the torture room where Amy had been tortured hours ago, once there he ordered his guards to free her from the chains that where holding her against the wall.- She looked terrible, part of his uniform was burned by the electricity shocks she received, Mike: How could he be shocked by her electric shocks? while her wrists were bleeding due to the pressure of the chains.- She was barely aware of the presence of Doom, then he used his mental powers to erase all her memories of her past life and then he ordered her guards to take her to a room he prepared for her and order them to dress her with some cloths he got ready as well. All: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Two hours later Amy awaked in a room with blue walls with pictures of her fighting the Sailor Scouts. -Where am I? Tom:Fanfic hell. -You re home my queen. -Queen? I don t understand, who are you? Crow: Just an evil man. Then she saw herself in a mirror, she was wearing a blue dress with diamonds and other jewels. Mike: All fake. -You re Amy my Queen and I m Dr. Victor Von Doom ruler of Latveria. -Who are the people I m fighting in this pictures? Tom: My ex-wives. -They are our enemies and they want to take over the world, they re on their way here to attack us, so we have to be ready for them. In the meantime Serena and the others now transformed into the Sailor Scouts were on their way to the manor, they used their power to teleport to a mountain near the manor, then they climbed the mountain until they were just meters away from the front door. Mike: Wouldn't they be a little bit tired after climbing a Mountain? -My lord Sailor Moon and the other Sailor Scouts have arrived. -Very well, send the first squadron to test them. Crow(Serena): Oh no! The SAT's! -Yes my lord. (All start humming "Star Wars" tune.) Outside. Mike: Westside, Eastside... -O.K. girls let s go, we must be careful now, we can be attacked any minute now. Suddenly dozens of soldiers with black and green uniforms surrounded the girls. Tom:Nazis? -What is this? Where trapped! Screamed Sailor Moon Mike: Yeah you know how we feel now. -Not if we can do something about it !FIRE OF MARS! !IGNITE! Crow: Weird attack phrases. Mike: I thought you watched SM Crow: No, I meant the Exclamation in front of the beginning of the attack. -!VENUS CRECENT BEAM! !BLAST! Tom: Its smash *not* blast In seconds the attack of both Sailor Scouts destroyed half of the squadron that Doom sended to test them, while the rest runned away in panic. Mike(Soldier): AHHH! They're so ugly!!! -My lord, our soldiers were destroyed by the Sailor Scouts. -As I thought it would be, very well, allow them to enter the manor and get here. -But sir, isn t this dangerous? -I ORDERED YOU TO ALLOW THEM TO GET HERE AND NOT TO TELL ME IF WHAT I DO IS DANGEROUS OR NOT!! NOW DO AS I ORDER!!! Crow: OW! My ears! Tom: I think that fried some circuits. Terrified by the display of anger of his master he obeyed his order without hesitation.- At the same time Amy entered the room. -What is going on in here my dear? Mike(DD): Oh, nothing we just issued a command to kill those sailors. -Nothing my sweet Queen, its just that the mean Sailor Scouts are here and they want to destroy us. Crow: Sailors are Bad bad bad bad bad bad... -Don t worry I ll take care of them personally, I have a score to settle with them. Doom s work was starting to show it s results, he brainwashed Ami and putted in her mind a different story, Tom: Can he do that with us? a story that made Amy think that Serena and the others were her enemies and that she was married to him for a long time. Crow: and she had many kids with him... Mike:CROW! - Then Amy transformed using his a new pen (it was her old pen but Doom modify it using the power of the Dragon s egg to give her new and enhanced powers) she looked totally different, his uniform was green Mike: We knew his uniform was green, but what about her new one? , the only blue part of it was her ribbon, then she headed towards the garden to face her former friends. All(Singing): Secret garden... Serena and the others were in the garden, when they saw Amy coming towards them, Serena runned towards her attempting to hug her ALL: EWWWWWWWWWWWW! but before she could get any closer Amy attacked the other Scouts using her newfound power. -!ICE BLAST! !ACTION! Mike:Is that some kind of command for KISS or something? Before Serena could do something Sailor Venus and Sailor Mars were frozen along with Luna and Artemis. ALL:Woohoo! -Why are you doing this? We are your friends! Tom: We need your brain! -Liar!! You want to destroy me and my husband, I ll protect my kingdom with my life if I need to! Crow: Good, maybe she'll buy the farm. -What are you talking about? What husband? What Kingdom are you protecting? What is going on here? Mike: Well you and your friends are getting your tails kicked. -I m not here to answer any questions! I m here to destroy you and your friends!! -!JUPITER THUNDER! !CRASH! Crow: Is this in HTML code? A lighting bolt flew trough the air and hitted Amy in the chest making her hit a wall and fall down almost knocked out. Tom: Bad Grammar, BAD GRAMMAR! -What are you doing!! You want to kill her!? Mike: We would. -I knew you couldn t handle this by yourself so I came here to help you. -But I got your pen right here, how did you transform? -I gave you a fake one, so you see Amy is not the only smart girl around here. All:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Tom: You're kidding right! Crow: Lita smart? Bwahahahaha! Meanwhile Amy recovered from the shot and prepared to restart the battle.- Noticing this Serena walked towards her trying to make her remember who she was. Crow: Then was promptly blown to itty bitty ice pieces. -Please Sailor Mercury don t do this, can t you remember our friendship? Everything we have done together, the way we defeated the negaverse, please you have to remember!! Mike: Please don't. -I don t know what you re talking about, the only thing I know is that I have to destroy you!! Tom: Yeah now hurry up! Enough with talk! What Serena didn t noticed was that Amy was preparing an ice knife on her right hand, suddenly Sailor Mercury made Sailor Moon think that she remembered everything, and Serena falled on the trap hugging her. (Crow hums Jaws theme) -Amy I knew you will..aaahhhhh!!!!! Tom: She knew that Amy would stab her? But she didn t remembered a thing, what she did was that she sticked the knife on Sailor Moon s back, seeing this Sailor Jupiter runned towards them to break them apart before Sailor Mercury could finish her unholy job. Mike: Ruining our minds with horrible grammar. -You monster!!! Get away from her!!! Crow(Lita): and have some of me. Mike: SHUT UP CROW!!! Serena fell down with her back cover by blood while Amy decided to get back to the manor, considering that her job was done.- Meanwhile Sailor Jupiter was helping Sailor Moon who was bleeding dangerously from the injure she got on her back.- Getting strength from nowhere All:HUH???? Sailor Moon stood up. -We have to get in there and help her before she does something like this again. Mike: Next time on Sailor Moon Amy kills her friends with Icy Knives! -Are you out of your mind? Look at you, you can barely stand up and you want to get in there and fight her? Tom: She has a death wish. -I will do whatever I have to do to help my friends, even if I die in the attempt. Crow: Let's hope so. -No! I wont let you die here, I m going to take you back so you can get some help. -I m ordering you to help me save Amy right now. Tom: and I'm ordering you to shut up! Sailor Jupiter knew that it was stupid to continue fighting so she did what she considered best, she hitted Serena in the back of the head knocking her out, Mike: YES! then she unfroze the rest of the Sailor Scouts and the cats, Luna was terrified when she saw the white uniform of Sailor Moon totally red by her blood. -We have to get her out of here now!! Use your powers to teleport back to Tokyo we will stay here to investigate all we can . Crow: Die please! -O.K. Luna. Answered the girls. In moments they disappeared from the area to reappear in central Tokyo, once there, they drove Serena to a hospital to get medical attention.- Moments later the Doctor talked to the girls about the situation of Sailor Moon. Tom(Doctor): We lost her. -What happened to her? She was almost dead when you bring her here, she lost a lot of blood, I need her to stay here for a few days until she recuperates. The girls were preoccupied because now they had two problems, first Amy got her mind totally twisted Mike: What mind? and now Serena was out of action.- They knew that there was only one thing to do. Crow:Give up? Mike: Create homemade Ice knives? Tom: Start acting better? -We have to go back and stop Amy, look what she did to Serena. All:Oh. -But Lita you saw her power, how are we supposed to stop her? Asked Mina -By any means necessary, even if we need to kill her. Mike: Hopefully yes. -WHAT!!?? Replied both girls. ALL: BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY, EVEN IF WE NEED TO KILL HER. Mike: Does anyone listen anymore? -You saw what she did to Serena, we promised that we will protect her with our lives and we almost fail because we worked with our feelings not with our brains Tom:What Brains? , Amy is not a Sailor Scout anymore, therefore we must fight her with all we got regardless of the consequences. Rei agreed with her. -Lita is right we have to go back there and stop Amy and that psycho of Dr. Doom no matter what. -That won t be necessary. I m here. Mike: With more ice knives? -Amy!? Crow: Dead? To be continued.... Mike: Damn! Let's go... (Door scene) (In SoL) Mike:But Crow remember the good times we had the bad movies made fun of! Crow: Liar! It's all lies! I must kill you now! Tom: Please remember Crow! Crow: I remember. (Tom tries to hug Crow) Tom: I'm so glad your ba....... OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Crow: Hehe rest in peace Servo Tom: I'll get you yet Crow T. Robot! Mike:What do you think sirs? To be continued. Part 2 of 7 Read copyrights from last part. Chris "Sailor Lead Crow" Henderson