Ultimate Battle Misting part 4 of 7 (Zoom in to Sol. We see Crow playing Duke Nukem 3D) Crow: Die already you stupid demons! C'mon rocket launcher, rocket launcher!!! (We see duke dead) Crow: NO!!! That's the 36th time today! Can't I ever make it to the last level?!?!?!? (Mike walks in.) Mike: Oh hi Crow what ya doing? Crow: Playing Duke Nukem 3d, but I keep dying!!! Mike: Have you tried invincibility? (Mike promptly puts in codes and wins the game) Crow: Why didn't you tell me earlier????!?!?!?? Mike: You never asked and by the way Laverne and Shirley are calling. (Tom walks in as we zoom to Deep 13) Dr. F: Well boobies the bad fanfic Ultimate battle continues and it's even worse than before!!!! Tom: Is that possible??? Dr. F: Yes and be in store for deep hurting!!! (Back to SoL) ALL: AAAAAAAH! We got Sailor Moon Fanfic sign!!!!! (Door sequence. Everyone sits.) THE ULTIMATE BATTLE By Undertaker PART 4 A TIME FOR SUPPRISES Mike: Maybe his grammar and plot will get better Crow: Don't count on it. Sailor Moon prepared herself to face Dr. Doom, who as it seem was enraged. Tom: But inside he was a giggling school girl. -YOUR PATETIC POWER IS NO MATCH FOR ME!! WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR SILVER CRYSTAL I'M THE MOST POWERFUL BEING IN GOD'S GREEN EARTH!!! Mike: I think I'm deaf in one ear now. Tom: Me too. Crow: Me three. -We are the Sailor Scouts who fight for love and justice and against evil, and you have hurted enough people Tom: Including us with this drivel. already, therefore prepare yourself to be punished in the name of the Moon!!!! Crow: What's in a name? Mike: Like this story, nothing. -And Venus!!! -And Mars!!! Sailor Mars was the first one to attack Dr. Doom using her fire that impacted the 6'7 armored man right in the chest causing him no damage. Tom: Gotta love those flame retardent suits!! - Then Sailor Venus fired a powerful blast but the results were exactly the same Sailor Mars got before her.- Then Dr. Doom took his chance calling for the power of the Dragon's egg, he lifted his sword and called for its power. Crow: And in doing so caused a blackout over half the United States. -NOW YOU WILL SEE WHAT POWER IS ALL ABOUT!!!! Tom: We don't want to know about that, we want to know why you're screaming! -RISING DRAGON!!!!!! A giant green dragon appeared behind him while he was engulfed in green energy, then he pointed his sword to Sailor Mars and the Dragon that moments ago was behind him disappeared Mike: Maybe this fic will dissappear. and emerged from the sword and flew towards the supprised girl who was unable to avoid the blast that impulsed her brutally against a wall Crow: John_-_Winston makes this fic look good... making her body pass through it. Tom: Hmmmm, didn't know the senshi could pass through solid objects. - Sailor Venus was so terrified by Doom's display of power in such a way that she only stood there like a statue Mike: Give her a torch and call her the new Statue of Liberty while Sailor Moon was only able to scream. -Sailor Mars no!!!! Tom: Which one is saying that? Due to the brutal impact almost every bone in the girl's body was broken, but even with that intense pain Sailor Mars fired one last shot Crow: I think that's a little TOO unrealistic! With nearly ALLof your bones broken? that did not only took Doom by supprise but also made him fall back, ALL: RETREAT!!!! seeing this Sailor Moon screamed to Sailor Venus: Tom(Sailor Moon): Let's transform into Sailor Ditz! -Sailor Venus combine your power to the crystal's, this is our chance to finish him once and for all!!! Mike: Just don't trip... -Venus Crescent Beam!!! !BLAST! Crow: At least he got rid of the exclamation before the first of the attack. -Lunar scepter power!!!! !ACTION! Tom: I really hate when he gets the attacks wrong. It's Moon Scepter Elimination!! Sailor Moon used the whole power of the Silver Crystal which combined with Sailor Venus's blast creating a huge light beam that hitted Dr. Doom and the electronic devices that were behind him causing an explosion which made that part of the manor to fall over him. Mike: Hopefully crushing him and ending this fanfic now!!! - The Sailor Scouts were thrown out of the room Crow(Grandma voice): and stay out you bratty kids!!! and remained unconscious for a few hours, Sailor Venus was the first to react. Tom: By bursting into flames... -Wha...What happened? Sailor Moon! Sailor Moon where are you!? Crow: What you didn't remember last night? No answer.- Sailor Venus started to worry thinking that maybe she was the only one who survived Mike: Or maybe she's dead and everyone else is alive. , then suddenly she saw Sailor Mercury trying to get up a few meters away from her, with some caution she went beside her. Tom: And was promptly run through with an ice knife. -uh.. are you O.K. Sailor Mercury? Crow: If I were Mina I'd get the hell away from there before she makes another ice weapon. -What happened? Where am I? Sailor Venus!! Thank god you're here!! Where is the rest of the Sailor Scouts? Ahhh! My arm is broken! Mike: I assume they'll wait another month for that arm to heal before they face Doom again... Due to the energy shock Ami regained her memory. -Well...Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Mars are dead and I can't find Sailor Moon anyplace. Tom: I'd say everything's fine. Sailor Mercury started to cry. Crow:--because she just realized the side affects of dying your hair. -This is all my fault, I..I betrayed you and then I caused the dead of two of my best friends, Mike: To rise up and take over the world!!! (All hum Pinky and the Brain theme.) if Sailor Moon is dead I'll kill myself!! All:WooHoo! -Take it easy Sailor Mercury, we don't know if she is... Tom:--braindead She couldn't finish , from the ashes emerged Sailor Moon, Crow: What is she the Phoenix? part of her uniform was burned and she was bleeding from the injuries she got on her arms and legs, the two girls runned toward her.- Sailor Mercury was the first to reach her, then crying she hugged her. Tom: Then was gutted like a fish with a sword Mike: Enough with the Ice knife joke! -Sailor Moon thank god you're alive!!! Please forgive me for what I've caused. -Having you back is the only thing I wanted Sailor Mercury, now I can say that haven't failed. Crow: Huh? Two sailors are dead, you're almost dead and you've lost the crystal and you say you haven't failed?!?!?! Then Sailor Moon falled unconscious on the arms of Sailor Mercury. -Sailor Moon no!! Please answer me!! (All make ridiculous answering machine noises.) She putted her down and used her computer to check her vital signs. (All make ridiculous flatline sound.) - She was reliefed when she saw that Sailor Moon was only unconscious. Crow(Announcer voice): It's the bottom of the 8th and Matthews comes in to pitch. -We have to get out of here Sailor Venus, let's combine our powers to teleport us and Sailor Moon back to Tokyo. Minutes later the girls appeared at the Cherry Hill Temple, Luna runned towards them but she stopped when she saw only three Sailor Scouts, Artemis joined her as well. Mike: Artemis sure likes to follow Luna around a lot. -Where are Sailor Mars and Sailor Jupiter? Please tell me they're O.K. Tom: O.K. they're fine but they're dead Crow: Huh? Tom: Never mind... With tears on her eyes Sailor Mercury answered her. -I'm sorry Luna, they died in Latveria during the fight and it was all my fault. Mike: Yup now off to the gallows with ya! -No, god please no. (All sing amazing grace) Luna runned away with tears on her eyes, Artemis followed her. -Luna! Artemis! Come back!! Tom(Whoever said previous line voice): We're helpless without you! -Let them go Mina, they didn't expect this so let's give them some time to get themselves together, now we have to get Serena to a hospital, she needs to see a doctor. Crow: Nah I think a shrink would be more helpful. -You need to get your arm checked too Amy, let's go. Minutes later the girls where in Tokyo's central hospital, getting their injuries healed. Mike: I assume the doctors have special powers too? - One of the doctors was impressed by Serena's injuries Tom(Doctor): These injuries are magnificent!! so he decided to call her parents.- An hour later Mrs. And Mr. Tzukino were at the hospital. Tom: What are they German? - Mrs. Tzukino was the first to see her and she was shocked when she saw her daughter with burnings and slashes all over her body. Mike: She had just finished being a stunt double in "A Time to Kill" -My god, what happened to her!? Crow: Don't ask. -That's what we wanted to know, but neither Amy or Mina who where the ones who bring her here wanted to say a thing. Tom: That sentence just reeked of bad grammar. Answered Doctor Mizuno, who was the one who called them.- The three of them went to the room where Amy was resting with her arm plastered. Mike: Stay still damnit I need to get a good model! -Please Amy, you have to tell us what happened, who did this to you? Crow: It was the author! -I can't mother, please believe me I have my reasons. Doctor Mizuno slapped her. All: Do it again! Do it again! -What reasons are you talking about! Serena was literally killed and you talk about reasons to keep the name of your attacker in secret! I...I'm sorry honey, but seeing your friend like that it's not funny All:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! , in the name of god please tell us who did this to you. Crow: Isn't god copyrighted? There was no answer, with tears falling over her chicks Mike: She has baby chickens? Amy turned around and remained silent trying not to hear her mother asking her many times about the nightmare she created in Latveria.- Mr. Mizuno suggested them to live her alone for a while. Tom: The Mizunos are divorced!!!!! Crow: Fanboy! Tom: Am not! Crow: Are too! (Argument continues.) -Please allow her to rest, maybe she decides to talk in a few days. Mike: Or we'll have her silenced!!! Then the two women and the man lefted the room. Crow: Who's the second woman? Meanwhile Mina who was the only one who didn't needed to stay in the hospital, was walking back to her home when she saw a lot of people running away from a strange creature. Tom: It was the author's real form!!! All: AAAAAAHHHH! -Well, this is going to be just like when I was Sailor V , on my own. Crow: Why can't we ever get a Chris Davies fic? Tom: Or Tim Nolan Mike: Or somebody besides this guy!!!! Then she got into a deserted alley and transformed into Sailor Venus. -O.K. you creep, I'm not going to let you hurt innocent people, I'm a Sailor Scout who fights for love and justice and I'm going to punish you in the name of Venus!! Crow: *sigh* -VENUS CRESENT BEAM!! !BLAST!! Tom: Too weird of a attack sequence... The lighting blast hitted the creature Mike: And blacked out the Mets game... but didn't cause any damage, seeing this Sailor Venus walked back to plan a new strategy but the creature trapped her with one of it's tentacles Crow: Oh Jesus *Not* tentacles!!! and used electricity shocks on her, at this point she only wanted her death to be as fast and painless as possible, Tom: We would too. when suddenly she heard something that shocked her. Mike: Must have been a really powerful sound! -JUPITER THUNDER!! CRASH!!! Crow: I thought she was dead!!! Due to the supprise attack the creature dropped her and turned around to see his attacker, if Sailor Venus was shocked by hearing Jupiter, she was shocked a lot more when she heard Sailor Mars. -FIRE OF MARS!! !IGNITE! Tom: Damnit it's MARS FIRE IGNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Tom goes psycho and his head giving off smoke. Mike: Take it easy Tom I see an intermission coming up soon. Before she fainted she saw the creature being turned into ashes by the power of Sailor Mars, but what impressed her was that the girls who then came to helper weren't Rei and Lita Tom: That's great. but they were wearing the uniforms of Sailor Mars and Sailor Jupiter, unfortunately she didn't have the strength to ask anything. Crow: The less the better. Latveria. ALL:SUCKS! Seeing the destruction caused by the Sailor Scouts and Dr. Doom during their fight Dr. Doom's lackeys decided to name a new leader. - Silvermane, Dr. Doom's lead scientist decided to claim the throne for himself. All: BWAHAHAHA!!! Crow: That idiot is going to be king!!!! Tom: This has turned into a comedy!!! -Well my friends looks like we need a new king , so I'll be the one who will take the job. The commander of Doom's Dark Forces didn't agreed with the idea. Mike: But instead went back to playing his star wars game. -Why you? I'm supposed to take the place because I know about leadership more than you! Seeing this Silvermane tried to use a laser gun that he got hidden in his clothes, but Doom's Commander used his light saber (authors note: took it from star wars) Crow: Like we couldn't tell. and decapitated Silvermane. All: YEAAAAAA!! -Well who else wants to play king! Tom: I wnat to be the baby!!! -!!!I DO!!! (All hold on to seats to prevent being blown away.) -My lord!! You...You're alive! Mike: Luckily so are we. ....To be continued (Groans) (Door sequence) part 4 of 7 done. If you don't know copyrights by know forget'em. Sailor Lead Crow.