Misting of Ultimate Battle Part 5 of 7. Enjoy! (Zoom in to SoL. We see Crow and Tom working on something.) Crow: Hurry up Servo! We have to finish before Mike comes! Tom: I'm trying! I'm trying! (Mike walks in) Mike: Hi guys what's up! Tom: Uh...nothing Mike... Mike: Wait! That's a statue of Oscar! From Artemis's Lover!!!! Crow: Oh well the secret's out of the bag. Tell Mike about the plan. Tom: Well we're going to build this statue and when we come around Deep 13 we're going to dump it and try to hit Deep 13! Mike: Weird...but I'll try to help. Uh oh. The wonder twins are calling... (Zoom to Deep 13) Dr.F: Well boobies you hated the past 4 parts but now it gets worse it's Ultimate Battle part 5!!!! (Back to SoL) All: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! We got Sailor Moon Fanfic sign!!!!! (Door Scene. Everyone sits...) THE ULTIMATE BATTLE By Undertaker PART 5 Dr. Doom's commander was terrified when he saw his master in front of him. Tom: He weighed 785 lbs. and was hungry for more... - The only thing he manage to do was getting on his knees and ask for the mercy of his master. Crow(Commander): Please please don't kill me! I didn't mean anything by the Jenny Craig comments... -I'm deeply sorry my Lord, I though that your highness was death, Mike: He works for the Grim Reaper? and... -YOU FOOL THEY WERE FIGHTING ONE OF MY DOOM-BOTS Tom: I think Apogee has gone a little too far... (A Doom-bot is a robot wich is a facsimile of Dr. Doom) NOW START REBUILDING THE MANOR!! Crow: Don't forget to include a plot device... Meanwhile in Tokyo, Serena was in the hospital recuperating of her injuries, when suddenly Mina entered the room with incredible news. Mike: The author was jumped in his Pittsburgh hotel room! -Serena! Wake up! -Wha...what is it, why do you have to scream? Tom: Yeah it's shorting out my hearing circuits... -You're not going to believe this, two hours ago I was fighting a strange creature, it trapped me with one of his tentacles, Mike: Not a word Crow... but when I thought that I was going to die, Sailor Mars and Sailor Jupiter came to help me and destroyed the creature. Crow:(Yawn) Boring!!! Serena's eyes opened wide when she heard that Sailor Mars and Sailor Jupiter were alive. Tom: They just were grossly disfigured... -You mean Lita and Rei? -That's the most strange thing they weren't Lita and Rei, they were two different girls, Sailor Jupiter got black hair and was as tall as Lita but her eyes were brown, and Sailor Mars got long blue hair and green eyes. Mike(Godly voice): Hmmm let's see maybe a blond with red eyes... -WHAT? And who were they? How did they get those powers? Tom: They stole them from the pawn shop! -I don't know I fainted before I could ask anything, but here is the other strange part, when I woke up I was in my room.- It's just like they now everything about us. Crow(Mina): Even our measurements! Mike: CROW! Luna was in the window listening to Mina. -I don't understand this, Luna can you tell us what is going on? Asked Serena Mike(Luna): I'm just a bloody cat! What do you expect from me! -I'm as supprised as you are, this is not the way the things work, we must investigate and find this new scouts and ask them for an explanation. Crow:-- for why my grammar is so pathetic! -Maybe Ami could help us, Serena I'm going to talk to her. Tom: Watch out for sharp objects! Mike: Guys I think we've run that joke into the ground. Later in Amy's room. Crow: She was on her bed moaning... Mike: Crow! Do we need taser therapy? Crow: I'll be good!! -New scouts? Did Luna and Artemis know about this? Tom: Yeah, but they didn't wnat you to know. -Yes, but they were supprised too. Crow: They gagged to death. - I don't know what to think Amy, what if this is a trap or some kind of setup now that we're weak? Mike: Always have been weak and always will be. -I don't think so, then why did they save you, if these is a trap wouldn't be better for them to let you die now that Serena and I are here defenseless in the hospital? Tom: BORING!!! -Maybe your right, I'm going home now, I'll see what can I investigate about all this. -Please be careful, Mina before you leave could I ask you a favor? Crow: Kill the author!!! -Sure. -Could you come here tomorrow at 5:00 p.m., I'll be released and I need someone to help me pack my stuff. Mike: Talk about Lame buildup. -No problem, I'll be here. Tom: --on a stretcher! Then Mina lefted the hospital thinking about all the events that took place that day. Mike: Including her encounter with some *friendly* tentacles. Crow: Hey! That's my bit! A week later in Latveria. Tom: Fire raged through the country killing everything in it's path, the end. -My Lord, the manor is completely restored, what shall we do now? Crow: Have a tea party? -Prepare a spy ship, I'm going to Tokyo, but this time I don't want to be seen. Mike: Well duh! -Yes sir. Later Dr. Doom arrived to Tokyo and used a special device on his armor that allowed him to look like anyone, Tom:--and turned into Torgo! All:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mike: Tom don't scare us like that! he turned into a 15 year old boy, and headed towards the school were Serena and Amy were.- Once there he went to the principal's office and used his telekinetic powers to make him think that he was a new student and was supposed to be on Amy's classroom.- Later he was introduced to the students Crow: --and was laughed out of the universe. and he got to sit beside Amy.- From that day he started to show incredible skills on many assignments, always looking Crow: --up Amy's sk... Mike: Watch it bud. forward to be better than Amy, this made the blue haired girl to work harder than she ever did, even forcing her to study entire nights before a test, in the end Serena and Mina started to notice that Amy was always tired and sleepy, Tom: I guess Doom drugged her . Luna started to worry the day when they fought a creature sent by Doom and she tried to use her Mercury Bubbles Mike: I wonder if Naoko created that as a joke attack. but instead of hitting the creature, she hitted Sailor Venus putting her out of the battle with a huge cloud that prevented her from using her Venus Blast, this was because the night before she didn't sleep Crow: This is getting complicated... studying for a test she got on school that morning, so she was drowsy and was unable to aim her shot correctly, fortunately Serena was able to destroy it with her Moon Scepter attack. Mike: Of course. - After the fight the three girls went to Serena's house to talk about the situation. Tom: The plot gets crappier and crappier... -Amy what is wrong with you, since that new boy arrived to school you're starting to look tired and sleepy every single day, look what happened today, hopefully your attacks aren't too dangerous, (All laugh uncontrollably) Crow: You've *got* to be kidding! otherwise you could have injured Mina. Tom(Sarcastic): Yeah soap bubbles can put an eye out! -I'm sorry, but I've always been the best in the classroom and now that guy wants to get in one month what have done in a year All: Huh? , I'm not going to let it happen, please try to understand. Mina was angry with her. Mike(Mina): I'm *much* more important than you and I *won't* try to understand! -Excuse me Mrs. Brain, (All hum Pinky and the Brain theme) but you want us to understand that your selfish attitude almost killed me out there? All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Crow: What the soap bubbles gonna make you fall? -You don't understand Mina, at the end of the year the school is going to give a special award to the best student, I promised my mother that I will get that award. Mike: But then again I promised never to turn evil... -Yeah I heard about it, but is this kid that good that he could take that award from you? Tom: YES! -His average was ten points above mine last month, at this rate he will be the #1 student at the end of the year. -Look Amy, you have to make a choice, either you concentrate completely on your studies or you concentrate on your job as Sailor Mercury, Crow: I'll take what's behind the curtain! otherwise you could put the Serena and Mina in great danger. Tom: With soap bubbles? -O.K. Luna, I'll think about it tonight and tomorrow afternoon I'll give you my decision. Meanwhile in a deserted building Doom returned to his normal self and contacted Doomstadt. Crow: CLEAR!!!!! -Silvermane! Your device is working beautifully, I got Amy down as I expected it. Crow: No comment. -I'm glad to hear that my Lord, what shall I do next? Mike: Bake muffins and Cherry Jubilee! -We're going to start the next step of my plan, is my android ready? Tom: If you consider out of shape ready well yeah... -Yes sir. -Good send it immediately. Crow: and don't forget the onions! The next day after school the three girls met in Serena's house to hear Amy decision.- Luna was the first to speak. Mike: She's quitting right? -Well Amy what is your decision? Tom: Hopefully to get the hell out of this already bad fanfic. With tears on her eyes Amy took her transformation pen out of her purse. -I'm sorry but I...I can't...keep with this anymore, you saw what I caused before and now I'm putting you in danger again, Luna here is my pen back, maybe you can find someone who could do the job better than I. Crow: That won't be too hard to do. Tom: Don't they have to kill her now? Mike: You've been watching too many spy movies Tom. Then she walked to the window and started crying silently.- Serena took the pen and walked beside her. Crow(Serena): If you're just going to stare out a window get out of my house! -Here.- This is yours, I can't let you quit Amy, no matter what you do, you will be Sailor Mercury all the time. Tom: I don't get it! I thought she wanted to quit! -But Luna wanted me to make a choice, and that's what I did. Mike: I chose drugs over you. -I was only testing you my dear, I wanted to see if you really care about your friends just to make sure that Doom's influence was over, I'll never ask you something like that for real. All: HUH???????? Crow:--the hell? Tom: This is TOO weird! -What you have to do Amy is get some rest, you can't study every hour of every day, your the most intelligent person I ever seen, All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm sure you will get the award. Added Serena. Mike: NOT! One week later Doom started the next part of his plan, sending a Doom-bot that was a facsimile of Sailor Venus, Crow: It's the attack of the robotic broad ditz! this android started a rampage that leaded him to a mall where the new Sailor Mars and Sailor Jupiter started a battle with her, but then the android was ordered to disappear by Dr. Doom, Tom(Sarcastic): Wow, what a *great* action scene. because he was near and saw the real Sailor Venus entering the mall as well as Sailor Moon and Sailor Mercury who were entering the building as well but from different sides, Mike: why would they be apart? Sailor Mars and Sailor Jupiter were looking for Venus and when they saw the real one they thought it was the one they were fighting before so they attacked her. Tom: but instead blew up the planet, the end. -You ingrate, we save you and you turned out to be a creep from the negaverse, well then we will destroy you!! !JUPITER THUNDER! !CRASH! Crow: Here we go with the screwed up attacks. -What? I don't know what are you talking ab....!aahhh ! Mike: What's with the foriegn acccent? She couldn't finish the lighting bolt hitted her with it's full strength and knocked her out. All: YES!!!! -Good job Sailor Jupiter, now I'll finish the job, !FIRE OF MARS! !IG... Crow: Excuse me while I pause. -!NO! !Stop it! Why are you attacking her! Tom: I'm too bored too explain. -Sailor Moon! You were following this ingrate too? (Crow starts mumbling German) Mike:--the hell? -Don't call her like that, we heard that there was a monster here so we came to stop it. -You got your monster at your feet, Sailor Moon. Crow(Sailor Moon): Damn pedicurist! I should have known not to trust an 11 year old! -Sailor Mars is right, that so called Sailor Scout killed a ten year old boy when she entered the mall so we where about to destroy her before she could injure someone else. Tom: Let's kick her a.... Mike: No Tom. -No! That's impossible, she's not a killer! Crow: Guess you haven't seen her with a car. -I'm sorry Serena but I think that Sailor Mars and Sailor Jupiter are right, I just saw a surveillance tape and the one who started this was Sailor Venus. Tom: and where did she get *that* from? -You too Sailor Mercury? I can't believe you guys! She is your friend and you are accusing her of being a killer? Mike: Yup, I'd say that's about right. -I saw her too Sailor Moon, I was following them and I didn't sensed anything unusual about the Sailor Venus they were following. All:--the hell? Mina recovered from the shot . -What happened? Why did you attacked me? Crow: Who the hell taught this guy grammar? -Sailor Moon be careful she's up again! Mike: and *whom* is saying this? -Wait a minute everyone, there is only one way to find out what is going on here, now that there is nobody around, Sailor Venus could you please turn back into Mina? Tom: What? You just revealed her secret identity!!!! -What? -Just do it. Crow: Stolen reference from Nike. Mike: Goes perfectly with him stealing his name from the WWF. -O.K. Sailor Moon. Taking her pen up Sailor Venus turned into Mina in seconds. Crow: Say..... don't those transformations make you naked for brief seconds? Mike: No comment. -Good, now give me your pen. -Why? Do you think I'm a killer too!? All: We do! We do! -The only way to find out if you are the killer or not is to prevent you from transforming into Sailor Venus, please understand us. Added Sailor Mercury. Crow: But she had a remainder left over. Mike: That's *division* Crow. -If that is what you think then here it is, but believe me I didn't kill that kid!! Tom: 10 ramchips says she did! Crow: Deal! -O.K. Mina take it easy, now could you two get down here (Sailor Mars and Sailor Jupiter were in the second floor while the rest was in the first) Mike: Thanks for explaining. and explain us how did you got your powers? Tom: --and how your grammar is so pitiful. But Sailor Mars got something to say. Crow: We *already* know this fic sucks. -Sailor Moon, do you know who the kid Sailor Venus killed was? Mike: Johnathan Taylor Thomas! Crow: We can only hope. -No. -The name Samy Tzukino reminds you of something? Tom(Sailor Moon): Yeah, how you misspelled my last name!!! Sailor Moon couldn't say a thing, she just heard that Sailor Venus killed her brother and that was more shocking than anything she could ever hear. Crow: Except that she was standing on some live power lines! - Blinded by her anger and pain she turned around and took Mina from her blouse to then trow her against a wall. Tom: How do you exactly *trow* someone against a wall? -You miserable monster, you killed my brother!! And I was trying to protect you, I only saved you from your punishment!!! But now I'll kill you myself!!! Mike: Fat chance! Sailor Mercury tried to stop her but Sailor Moon hitted her with her hand and prepared to use her most powerful attack on a defenseless Mina. All: Woohoo! -!LUNAR SCEPTER ELIMINATION! Crow: Blah, blah, blah. Mina was terrified when she saw Sailor Moon preparing her attack. -Sailor Moon no!! Mike: Sailor Moon yes! ....To be continued All: Whoopee. Crow: Let's go. (Door sequence) (We zoom to see the guys on the bridge.) Mike: We'll only have one chance at this. Gypsy open the cargo dump... now! (We see the statue of "Oscar" floating downward to Earth...) (Interior of Deep 13) Frank: Steve there's something from the SoL coming down to us. Dr.F: Go outside and check it out then! (Outside Deep 13.) Frank: Well I don't see anything... (Frank sees statue falling from sky.) Frank: Poopie! (Statue nails Frank) (Deep 13) Dr.F: --the hell? (Dr. F pushes the button as he runs to find Frank.) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- To be continued..... Chris "Sailor Lead Crow" Henderson