MSTing of Ultimate Battle part 6 of 7 (Open to see Crow surfing the Web) (Tom enters.) Tom: Hey Crow what ya doing? Crow: Oh nothing Servo just logging on to the author of Ultimate Battle's home page. Tom: why are you doing that? Crow: To see how many parts are left in that crapola of a fic. Tom: Well how many???? Crow: 2. Tom: Oh man.... Crow: Uh oh. Tom:What? Crow: This guy has a fic where the senshi meet Carnage... Tom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! (MSTer's note: I'm am *not* MSTing that work as I have 3 other Mstings lined up.) (Mike strolls in) Mike: What's up guys? Tom: Well Crow says there are two more parts left in Ultimate Battle but... Mike: Urkel is calling... (Deep 13) Dr.F: Well boobies here's more suffering in Ultimate Battle part 6 it gets *much* worse so good luck. BWAHAHAHAHA! (SoL) All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! We got Sailor Moon Fanfic sign!!! (Door Sequence) (Everyone sits.) The Ultimate Battle By Undertaker Part 6 THE NATION OF DOMINATION Crow: Oh no *another* WWF refrence.... Sailor Moon charged his All: AAAAAAH! Tom: Sailor Moon has had a sex change! scepter with all the energy she could gather, seeing this Mina just closed her eyes and waited for her death, but the unexpected happened, Crow:--when her death came slowly and more painfully... when Sailor Moon was about to fire Artemis flew out of nowhere and knocked her down to the floor scratching her face in the process. Mike: Coming soon to a theater near you:Attack of Artemis! By day he's a simple house cat. By night he's a sadistic killer with claws! -ahh!! My face! Artemis, why did you do that! Tom: What we'd all like to know... -Because you were about to kill an innocent! Crow: More bad grammar. -I know that you love her, but understand that she is a killer! Mike: She stuck bees down my pants! -NO! You have to believe me I know she is innocent and I can probe that, Tom: *hopefully* not through the kiester.... Ami you said that you got a surveillance tape that shows what happened here am I right? All: NO!!!! -Yes. -And this tape shows the time when this happened does it not? All:NO!!!!! -Yes. -Well please check this one, you will see that at the same time that Sailor Venus killed the boy, she was entering the building as well. Crow: I hope this has *nothing* to do with Sliders... Everyone went to the control room of the building to check the tape, what no one noticed was that Mina lefted the building with tears in her eyes. Tom: --and air in her brain... - Once in the control room they saw both tapes and when they were checking the second one Amy started to cry. Mike: Why??? -Sailor Mercury are you all right? Crow: Yeah, I just pissed one of my best friends off and I'm fine... -Take a good look a this image Serena, this is the video I saw before and I was so stupid that I didn't noticed that this Sailor Venus doesn't have the crescent moon on her forehead, I told you it was her and you almost killed her and it was all my fault. Tom: Everything is all *your* fault!!! -But no one got killed...except... except..my brother. All: WooHoo!!!! Serena started to cry again but this time the Sailor Scouts had to hold her because she was hysteric. Crow: This author must've flunked the 2nd grade... - Once she was calmed they decided to find who the fake Sailor Venus was and what where the reasons of her to appear. Mike: This fic is going nowhere fast. Meanwhile in a deserted building, the fake Sailor Venus was giving her report to Dr. Doom. Tom:--and that's why the Chicken came before the egg... - The master of Latveria was satisfied with the results, but he got other plans in mind for her. Crow: Hopefully acting lessons. -GOOD JOB MY DEAR SAILOR VENUS, BUT I'M AFRAID THAT I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE SO I WILL DISPOSE OF YOU. Tom: Attention please! My hearing has left the building! At the same time he fired an incredible blast against her that in mere seconds turned the android into a pile of ashes.- Then he addressed two individuals that were in a dark section of the building. Mike: --as a bunch of idiots. -WELL, YOU HAVE WITNESSED MY POWER, THEREFORE YOU KNOW OF WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF, NOW ABOUT OUR ORGANIZATION, LET ME ANNOUNCE TO YOU THAT I HAVE A NAME FOR IT, THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I CREATE IT, THE FIRST TIME I GOT TWO POWERFUL ALLIES BUT THEY WERE STUPID ENOUGH TO THINK THAT THEY COULD DO EVERYTHING BY THEMSELVES, SO I DECIDED TO DISPOSE OF THEM AND YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY THAT, THEREFORE LET US BE THE SECOND !!!NATION OF DOMINATION!!! Crow: I have two things to say. First I'm going deaf because of this screaming. Second this guy should be sued by the WWF for deprivation of character. Tom and Mike: Huzzah! Dr. Doom raised his right hand (note from the author: When I say that he raised his hand I mean that he did just like the Germans in the second World War when they saw Hitler but with the fist closed), the other two persons imitated him in this salute, after this, Doom addressed one of them. Mike: A post card telling them how nice Latveria is this time of year. -YOU HAVE A CLOSER RELATIONSHIP WITH THE SAILOR SCOUTS, DON'T YOU? Crow: Nudge nudge wink wink. -Yes sir. -GOOD, THEN FIND OUT WHO THIS NEW SCOUTS ARE AND WHAT ARE THEY CAPABLE OF, AND SEE IF YOU'RE ABLE TO GET ME THE SILVER CRYSTAL. Tom: Home Shopping for world destruction has never been this easy. -I'll do so at once my lord. Then he lefted, after this he addressed the other one. Mike: Blah blah blah... -AS FAR AS YOU CONCERN, YOU WILL WAIT A LITTLE MORE MALCHITE, YOU JUST GOT BACK FROM DEATH SO YOU NEED TO GAIN MORE ENERGY BEFORE YOU COULD GO OUT IN A MISSION, YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? Crow: --the hell? How did he get reincarnated? Mike:Fanboy!!! Crow:Hey! -Yes sir, in the meantime I'll plan something to do and I'll talk about it with you later. -SO BE IT. While this events were taking place, Serena was back on her house, Tom: On her house? sitted in the garden remembering every moment she shared with her lost brother, Tom: Kicking his ass for looking up her skirt... Mike: Stomping his toes for rigging the shower... Crow: Destroying his room for no reason at all... inside of the house her mother was dressed in black crying in her room.- Luna and Artemis arrived with another problem at hand. Mike: Did DIC write this on purpose to kill the Sailor Moon license? -Serena, we know how you feel, but we got a terrible problem, after all that happened this morning at the mall, Mina disappeared, she didn't return home and Artemis was unable to find her. Crow: Did you look at the strip club? Mike: CROW! But Serena didn't even noticed their presence, she was too concentrated on her memories to notice anything around her. Tom: Especially that monster slaughtering the rest of her family... -SERENA!! No reaction, Luna knew that there was only one thing to do, so she got one of her claws out and scratched one of Serena's legs. -auch!! All: auch???? What was that for? -Didn't you heard us? Mina is missing, we have to find her! Crow: No we don't... -O.K. Luna, but let's get Amy first, then we have to.. Tom: Get those cats spayed!! -Maybe we can help you. Mike: Commit suicide!!! Crow: I didn't know Kevorkian made house calls to Japan... Serena saw two girls in front her, one of them got black hair and was as tall as Lita with brown eyes, and the other got long blue hair and green eyes. Tom: Blue hair and Green eyes? Major freak show. -Who are you? Crow: Satan's children! Die die die! -Of course, you don't know us like this, let us give you a reminder. -!JUPITER POWER! !MAKE UP! -!MARS POWER! !MAKE UP! Mike: You may insert goofy transformation here. In moments both turned into Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Mars. -So you are the new scouts, maybe now you could give me and Amy an explanation about this, come with me, were going to Amy's house and there you are going to tell us how did you got your powers, but first maybe you would like to go back to your normal self, so no one will notice you. Tom: I don't think anyone could *not* notice anyone that ugly. Minutes later they were on the park along with Amy and the new scouts started to tell their history. Crow: I'm sorry you get an F -Well let me introduce ourselves, my name is Sarah Bryant and she is Nina Williams, Crow: ARRRRRGH!!!! Now he's stealing characters from Tekken and Virtua Fighter?!?!?!?!? Mike: Calm down buddy... Crow: I WILL *NOT* CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!! Tom: I think he needs some rest. Mike: Okay buddy it'll be fine... (Mike drags Crow from theater, crow kicks and screams) in my case it all started Tom: When I had to many pina coladas four weeks ago, I was in my way home when a girl about my age and with brown hair and a ponytail appeared out of nowhere in front of me, she told me a weird story about a kingdom in the moon, I thought that she was a nut Tom: Same thing I thought. (Mike comes back in theater without Crow) Tom: What happened? Mike: Oh, Crow just needs a nap. until she gave me this pen and told me how to use it, then she disappeared and I never saw her again. Mike: Except for that bowling alley in hell.... Serena's eyes opened wide as she heard the story. Tom: Then a gremlin came out of her eye and said "You suck" -Same here, but with a little difference, the girl that gave me the pen got long black hair and was dressed like a priest of some kind. Mike: Hey that holy water shouldn't be drinked! Amy got an explanation out of it. Tom: Suprising the reader. -I think that this is the way that Rei and Lita selected before they finally passed out. Mike: I don't get that. tom: Don't try buddy. -Uh? Tom: No idea... -Let me explain this to all of you, what you saw was the last portion of energy they got and they decided to use it to gave their powers to other girls so they could protect you Serena, instead of say good by to their loved ones. Mike: Oh yeah that makes prefect sen-Huh? Serena's cheeks were full with tears as she heard Amy. (Tom makes jello sounds.) -Lita....Rei...why, why you ? Mike: --dirty rat! Amy got beside her to confort her. Tom: It's *comfort*! Mike: Hold on Tom I see light at the end of the tunnel -Please Serena, stop crying we got us now, we will be here for you all the time. Mike: Real stupid guardians. Artemis interrupted her. -Girls this is getting worse, Mina lefted a note for you Serena, look at it. Tom(Artemis): C'mon look at it! Please look at it! Serena took the note and she was shocked when she read it, Amy noticed that she starting to pale as she read, in the end she fainted and the other girls went beside her, Mike: and stuck her in a coffin. Amy took the note and she found out what made Serena react in such way. Tom: Some Ratliff gas from Premier Marquis Mike: *Don't* remind me. -Guys, listen to this: "I can't believe what you were about to do this morning Serena, I thought that I was your friend, but today I founded out that you only wanted me as your bodyguard not your friend, Tom: I guess she's getting smarter. therefore here is what I'm going to do, ask my mother for the package I lefted for you, you will find my transformation pen and my transmitter inside of it, when you read this letter I'll be in my way to a boarding school in Europe, this way you will never see me again and I will be able to enjoy my life with new friends REAL FRIENDS, Mike: I guess that means Serena and Amy are made up? Tom: Uh, yeah I guess. who care about me and trust me and I will be able to stop worrying about fighting monsters or strange creatures Mike: Like the Simpsons, Cheerleaders, Ratliff, Torgo.... risking my life for a person like you, please take care of Artemis, I want to left everything that reminds me of being a Sailor Scout in America Mike: --the hell? Tom: This author has failed to realize that the Sailor Senshi live in *Tokyo, Japan*! and start a new life in Europe, Mina." -She lefted us? I can't believe she did something like that. Mike: I could after you turned on her... -Nina, She was hurt more than we thought, we were too busy accusing her of being a killer to notice the pain she got inside. Tom: Damn, PMS! -Maybe you're right Amy, but we have to concentrate in found out who is behind all this, besides if this is her decision we have to respect it. Mike: Sheesh, after all this time they *still* can't figure out it's Dr. Doom. Serena regained conciseness. Tom: Aieeeee! -Amy.... Mike(Lusty voice): Oh amy!!! Tom: Mike! I'm shocked! Mike: I'll have to punish myself later. -Don't try to talk Serena, you have to rest a little while. -No...we have to look for Mina...we have to get her back. Tom: She isn't coming back dickweed! -We will talk about that later now we're going to get you home so you can get some rest. After that the girls brought Serena back to her home so she could get some rest, then they went to Amy's home to continue their talk. Mike: --about how they would overthrow their leader. -So the last thing you told was that you received your powers from two different girls, am I right? Mike, Tom: NO!!!! -Yep. But there is something else, sometimes they appear to tell us that you are in trouble so we transform and then they made us follow them to were you are so we can help you. Tom: and how the hell do they accomplish this? -I see.- Well this is all for now, like you said before we have to find who is behind all this, Mike: For the last time it is DR. DOOM!!!! first a strange kid show us up in school and starts to bother me until the day that I nearly killed Mina, Tom: I didn't see him bothering her. then a fake Sailor Venus caused her departure, Mike, Tom: WHAT???? if you notice there is a pattern here we have been attacked one after the other, first I was attacked in my weak point, my studies, then Mina in her feelings, who could be next, we have to keep an eye on Serena, she may be next. Mike: I happen to have a hidden camera in my eye... The next day the girls were on their way to school when suddenly they saw a brilliant light in the center of the street, and from there emerged dozens of green soldiers Tom(Movie trailer announcer): Those green army men you played with while you were a kid are back and they're pissed about being melted! as well as many attack vehicles, after them a platform emerged and the girls were shocked when they saw Dr. Doom in top of it. Mike(Sarcastic): Who'd you think it was going to be the Tin Man? -This is impossible, I was sure of his death when we fought in Latveria weeks ago. -HEAR ME PEOPLE OF JAPAN, I DR. VICTOR VON DOOM DECLARE MYSELF AS YOUR EMPEROR AND... Tom: --which one of you is willing to wear this black suit with a neat helmet? -The day that our people decide to have a new ruler it will be our people who will choose who it may be, In behalf of the moon I'll punish you!!! Mike: All this emperor talk is confusing... -YOU AGAIN SAILOR MOON, I THOUGHT THAT YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON THE LAST TIME WE FOUGHT. Tom: Well she is a slow learner... -That doesn't matter, I'll fight you again if necessary and.. -She is not alone!!! -We are here to help you Sailor Moon. Mike: --get killed. -SO YOU GOT REINFORCEMENTS, VERY WELL LET ME SHOW YOU MY OWN REINFORCEMENTS !MEET THE NATION OF DOMINATION!! Tom: Mike, I think we need to reinforce our insulation in the theater. Suddenly one men emerged on the right side of Dr. Doom and the Sailor Scouts were shocked when they saw who he was. -Malachite!! Mike: He's baaaaaaaack. -Nice to see you again Sailor Scouts, this time I'll have my revenge now!!! -NOT YET MALACHITE, I WANT THEM TO MEET THE OTHER MEMBER OF THE NATION OF DOMINATION, SHOW YOUR SELF!! Tom: I'm half expecting this to be Torgo... Mike: Huh?? What Sailor Moon saw was the most horrible thing she could ever saw. Mike: The author of this fanfic! -Hi there Sailor Scouts. -Tuxedo Mask? No this is impossible, you can't be with them!! Tom: The cornball plot continues... To be continued Mike: Lets go... (They exit theater) (Sol, Crow is in a cage of some kind...) Crow: MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE! TOM? Anyone? (Crow continues wailing as we fade out) Okay 1 more part to go and it's over! You know the copyrights... -Sailor Lead Crow.