It's part 7 of Ultimate Battle. That's right it's THE END time people! -Chris. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Zoom in to SOL. We see baseball pennants in the background. Crow has a Braves hat on. Tom has a Mariners cap, and Mike has a Yankees cap.) Mike: Hi! Welcome to the Satellite of Love where we have Baseball Fever! Crow: Tom, the Braves are unstoppable! Tom: No way! The Mariners have the best hitters in the League! Crow: But they have the *worst* bullpen in the league! Tom: Oh yeah! Crow: Yeah! Mike: Sorry guys but Marge Schott is calling... (Deep 13) Dr.F: Well I see you're in a cheery mood now, but just wait until you see the final part of Ultimate Battle! It's so bad it makes Treklander look good! (SoL) All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! We got Sailor Moon Fanfic sign!!!! (Doors, Everyone takes their seats.) The Ultimate Battle By Undertaker Part 7 THE BORN OF A NEW PRINCESS Crow: Geez, he can't even use proper grammar on the title... When Serena saw Tuxedo Mask on the right side of Dr. Doom she walked towards him and tried to talk to him. Tom(Serena): That creep still owes me 5 bucks! -Tell me that this is not true Tuxedo Mask, tell me that you haven't turned your back on us again, please!! Mike: This is *REAL* exciting. -This time I have opened my eyes Serena, this time I'm sure of what I want, don't try to make me change my mind because you won't succeed. Crow: Why would he turn to evil??? -NO!! I love you with all my heart, I know that you still care about me and our mission to protect the innocent!! Tom: Nobodys innocent stupid! -I care about you Serena, but take a look, you spend all your live defending the people around you but you don't receive any reward for it, please my love join us and be our Queen so you... Amy couldn't hold herself. Mike: I call no bathroom jokes! Bots: Awwwww.... -LIAR!!! THAT'S THE SAME CRAP DOOM TOLD ME, I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU HURT SAILOR MOON!!! !!MERCURY ICE BUBBLES!! !BLAST!! Crow: Naoko has to teach this guy some proper attack names! But Sailor Moon putted herself in the way of Amy's shot covering herself with her Lunar Scepter, and the unexpected happened the Lunar Scepter reversed the shot and Sailor Mercury was turned into an ice statue in mere seconds. Tom: Hmmm..... Mike: What are you thinking about? Tom: Well I was just thinking that if she had control of her powers that she could unfreeze herself. -Sailor Mercury!!! God what have I done!! Crow: You have wrote the single worst Sailor Moon fanfic in history... But when she tried to run towards her friend Tuxedo Mask holded her arm and pulled her against him. All:Ewwwwww..... -Please my love, join me and my friends and we will live in peace forever, just you and me. Tom: and a million ugly trolls! -NO!!! Just look what you made me do!! I care about you and I love you as much as you love me but if you're in the side of evil Crow: That's gotta hurt... again I'll be forced to fight you, please don't made do it again (Author's note: They fought in the negaverse remember?) All: No. Hearing this he trowed her to the floor. Mike: How exactly do you trow someone to the floor? -O.K. then, if you want to fight me let's fight!!! Crow(Michael Buffer voice): LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS GET READY TO RUMBLE! Combining words with actions Tom(Stupid voice): Tastes like chicken. he trowed a rose to her, Serena was able to move but the flower made a deeply wound in her left arm, seeing the princess in trouble the other scouts attacked him. -!JUPITER THUNDER! !CRASH! -!FIRE OF MARS! !IGNITE! Mike: All of a sudden I have tunnel vision... But both of them were supprised when their attacks were repelled by a strange force field, then they heard the voice of Dr. Doom. Crow: *more* screaming? -FOOLS!! YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN ATTACK US LIKE THAT? NOW YOU WILL WITNESS THE DEATH OF YOUR BELOVED PRINCESS AND MY CORONATION AS THE RULER OF THE WORLD!!! Tom: You may now kill the bride: Crow: Boooooo. Suddenly a 15 foot steel cage emerged from the floor and trapped Sailor Moon inside of it along with Tuxedo Mask and Dr. Doom, Mike: He trapped himself????? meanwhile Malachite prepared to fight the rest of the Sailor Scouts. -Well well, Sailor Scouts, this time I will not be defeated!!! Prepare to die!!! Tom: Typical bad guy who's about to get wasted speech. -Sailor Mars you help Amy, I'll try to control this guy!! Crow: Do you use a joystick for that? -O.K. Sailor Mars got in front of Sailor Mercury and used her fire to unfroze the girl but she caused minor burns on her in the process. Mike: She's flash frying her. -Sorry for that Amy, but it was the only way to do it. Crow: Well yeah, considering I have the brain of Barney... -Now I know what a lobster feels when you put it in boiling water, don't worry about it, let's help Jupiter. Tom: Somehow I find the lobster thing very disturbing... Sailor Jupiter was in trouble, Malachite blocked all her attacks and was about to hit her with a powerful energy beam when the other scouts got there to help her. Mike: Commit suicide! -!MERCURY ICE BUBBLES! !BLAST! The attack took Malachite by supprise and in mere moments he found himself covered by ice, but using his powers he was able to unfroze himself. Crow: This guy must be *really* powerful. -No enough for you Malachite, well now is my turn !FIRE OF MARS! !IGNITE!! Tom: I have no idea what to make of that... Malachite was able to block part of the shot but he was badly burned. Mike:--the hell? Crow: How can you block and still get burned??? - Seeing their opponent injured the Sailor Scouts combined their powers to finish him up. -!FIRE OF MARS! !IGNITE! -!MERCURY AQUA ILUSION! !BLAST! -!JUPITER THUNDER! !CRASH! Malachite saw the powerful beam coming at him, the only thing he was able to do was scream. Tom: He had just seen Batman and Robin! All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! -You got me this time but I'll be back aga...aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggg!!!! Crow: Reincarnation, ya gotta love it! In seconds he turned into a pile of ashes.- With their enemy destroyed the Sailor Scouts runned towards the area were the steel cage was located to help Sailor Moon, who was in a terrible predicament Mike: She couldn't decide between watching 20/20 or Nash Bridges. fighting Tuxedo Mask and Dr. Doom at the same time, Sailor Mercury was the first to arrive and she was horrified when she saw Sailor Moon inside of the cage with her uniform ripped apart in several areas All: WOO!WOO! and blood coming out of the wounds made by Tuxedo Mask's roses.- She knew that Sailor Moon wasn't full recovered from their first encounter in Latveria, so she tried to climb the cage but as soon as she touched it she was thrown away by a discharge of energy that was emanating from the cage. Crow: Where did this come from? Tom: This is sounding more and more like a ECW wrestling match. The other scouts helped her up and tried to do the same but they got the same results.- Mercury took out her computer and started to tap on it trying to find a weak spot in the cage so they could get in and save the princess from a certain death. Mike: NOTHING is certain! - Inside of the cage Serena was trying to keep herself alive, while Tuxedo Mask was throwing roses at her, Crow: He must have a unlimited supply. Dr. Doom used laser blasts, she desperately tried to use her tiara against Dr. Doom but it was destroyed by one of his laser shots, then she tried to user her Lunar scepter but a rose cutted her hand and made her drop it. Tom: He actually had some good grammar before that sad remark. - Seeing her weapons neutralized she tried something that in a normal occasion she wouldn't do, crying she runned towards Tuxedo Mask attempting a physical attack All: HAHAHAHAHA! but she was stopped by the fist of Tuxedo Mask Crow: Ouch, better get that surgeon ready... that impacted in her face making her fall, she felt the blood on her mouth and looked up to him.- The pain she felt in her heart was bigger that the pain she felt on her body because the man that she loved to death Tom: *that's* an oxymoron. attacked her hurting her more than anything could. Mike: How about an A-bomb? Crow: or 100,000 bullets. Tom: or that Papercut torture? -Darien, how could you? -I'm sorry my love, but you're forcing me to do this, join us and your sufferment will cease. All: SUFFERMENT????? Sailor Moon stood up, and walked towards Dr. Doom with the silver crystal on her hands, outside of the cage Sailor Mercury was trying to find a solution to their problem on her computer when Sailor Mars interrupted her. -Mercury look, what is she doing? Crow: I *don't* want to know. Amy gasped when she saw Sailor Moon walking towards Doom with the Silver Crystal on her hands. -Oh my god, no, please Serena don't do it. Tom: Don't listen to Disco!!!! -What is she going to do? Asked Jupiter. -Either she's going to give the crystal to him or she's going to kill herself releasing the power of it, knowing Serena as I do, I know that she is going to do the second one, we have to do something before she kills herself, come on!! Mike: Let's get front row seats!! Meanwhile Serena got in front of Dr. Doom and raised the Silver Crystal. -WELL I SEE THAT YOU'RE A SMART GIRL SERENA, NOW GIVE ME THE CRYSTAL!!! Crow: Heh heh, smart noooooooo..... She turned around to see Tuxedo Mask. -You hurted me more that anything has ever hurted me Darien, now I found no reason to live, I'll do what I have to do to preserve peace on this planet, good bye my good friends, !MOON CRYSTAL GIVE ME YOUR POWER!!! Tom: Sorry it's out of gas. -Serena don't!!! Screamed Amy when she saw what Serena was about to do. Dr. Doom only saw an incredible blast of light when the Silver Crystal released it's full power on him and Sailor Moon who flew about twenty feet Crow(Amy): Hey,I won the "How Far Sailor Moon Will Fly" betting pool!!! before falling to the ground, the rest of the Sailor Scouts runned towards her and Tuxedo Mask who was unconscious by the sudden blast, the only thing they could found of Dr. Doom was his burned mask, Amy got beside Sailor Moon and checked her vital signs. (All make the flatline sound.) -She is a coma, we have to get her to a hospital quick!! After a few minutes Serena was in the intensive care area of Tokyo's central hospital, Mike: They must be able to run at the speed of light. one of the nurses came out to talk to Amy who was in the waiting room. -You're Amy Anderson right? Tom: No, I'm Amy Mizuno, but DIC hacked me. -Yes. -Please have a seat. -How are my friends? -I'm sorry but the guy in the tuxedo suite died Crow: That creates an impossible paradox that makes the future impossible!!! , but that's not the real problem here, the blond girl is pregnant, (All gasp!) Tom: That is a HUGE bombshell! we don't know how long is she going to be in a coma but where going to do all we can to save both of them. Mike:--but life support will be cut off in 12 hours. Amy was shocked very deeply, Darien dead, Serena pregnant, it was too much for her, before fainting she remembered that a month ago Serena told her about a secret date she got with Darien before, now she understood what the "little secret" Serena All: OHHHHHHH!! talked about back then was, she gave herself to Darien that night, then blackness. Crow: She gave herself to blackness??? A few minutes later she awakened in a bed, after a few moments she realized that she was in the hospital, she sitted on the bed and saw Nina and Sarah looking out the window. Tom:--wondering how they got into this horrible fanfic. -Girls, how long have you been there? Mike: A few sentences. Why? -Since you were brought here, the nurse told us about Darien and Serena, what are we going to do, what is going to happen when Luna finds out about this? Crow: She'll jump off a bridge. -Find out what dear? -Luna come here please. Called Amy. -Yes? -What I'm about to tell you is very serious, Tom:--if you're a human, but you're not so nyah nyah!. more than a month ago Serena told me about a secret date she got with Darien, she told about me about a "little secret" they got, an hour ago, a nurse told me that she was pregnant, I was too shocked that I fainted, but now we have to do whatever we have to do to help her, before she released the power of the Crystal, she was entering a terrible depression, when she recuperates and found out that she is expecting a baby she may get worse, what I'm trying to say is that I don't want you to be mad at her for this. Mike: She should be mad at you for talking too much! -DON'T GET MAD AT HER YOU SAY!! I was supposed to guide her and made her a good Queen and now she got herself pregnant, I...It's just that I feel that I failed to her and to Queen Serenity. Mike:--and to the Munchkins of Oz... Artemis putted a paw on her head. All: AHHHHHHHHHH! -Please Luna don't be so hard on yourself, they loved each other more that we will ever know, what if they decided to let it flow? Tom: Yeah, well that m---HUH????? -Maybe, but she wasn't supposed to do that until she got married with him.- Anyway they will get married now. Crow: This screams an episode of "Buffie the Vampire Slayer" -I'm afraid not Luna, Darien died in the battle. -What!! This is worse that I thought, now she is going to have a baby without a father, maybe you're right Amy we must gave her our support, how is she now? Mike: Well she's in a coma, her kid may not survive and her husband to be is dead. What do you think? -She is still in coma, the nurse told me that they didn't knew for sure how long she would be like that. Crow: Close to forever??? Three weeks later Serena awoke in the hospital, and the first thing she saw was Amy sitted in a chair beside her bed. Crow: With an ice knife! Mike: Crow... -Serena how do you feel? -Every bone in my body hurts Amy. Tom: Do you think she feels pain? -Don't worry Serena you'll be fine, now must get some rest. Mike: I, Caveman. Crow: *cavewoman* Nelson. A moth later Serena was released from the hospital and went home, once there Amy talked to her and told her about her pregnancy, Serena couldn't believe that she was expecting a baby and that it's father was dead, Tom: Of course we never thought this fic would rival Red Zone Cuba or Manos. Mike: What's Manos? Crow: Don't ask. she told Amy to call her mother, and then she asked her to leave, once she was alone with her mother she told her about it, then she cried on her mother's arms like she never cried before, after that and with the help and support of her parents and friends she was able to accept that she was about to be a mother, and nine moths later a little girl was born, and Serena named her Renee, she was the new princess of the Moon, and from there Serena started to prepare to became the New Queen of the Moon. Crow: He just ignores all continuity whatsoever... EPILOGUE In Latveria a man wearing a green cape was witnessing all the events that took place in the life of Serena Tzukino, Mike: Not a word guys... suddenly another man emerged from the shadows that were covering the room were he was, the only illumination there was the reflect of the crystal ball he was using to see this girls life. -You're new mask is ready my lord. -VERY WELL, BRING IT TO ME AT ONCE!! Tom: OH my ears! -Yes my lord. After a few moments the man returned carrying a steel mask that he gave to the man in the green cape. -ENJOY YOUR LIFE NOW THAT YOU CAN SAILOR MOON, BECAUSE SOONER OR LATER DR. VICTOR VON DOOM WILL STRIKE AGAIN, AND THIS TIME WILL BE FINAL!!! Mike: My god! Crow: s s s sequel???? Tom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! THE END. (Everyone exits) (The scene is SOL deck) Crow: The idea of a sequel is SOOOOO scary! Tom: This author is twisted... Mike: Well guys I think we should party, because we're rid of that awful fanfic!!!! Bots: YEAH!!!! (All start partying as we fade out...) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well that's the end of Ultimate Battle. Pray for no sequels!!!! Next project... The Sailor Scouts vs The Spice Squad -SLC