502-"Hercules" (1959)-This film spawned
a multitude of sequels and four MST3K
episodes. Herc, played by Steve
Reeves (the original and still the best), gets
to beat up a bunch of guys, kill a lion,
meet some swinging Amazons and help
Ulysses search for the Golden Fleech (or,
in this case, a ratty bathrobe). This
is one of those films, along with "Marooned",
"The Magic Sword" and "The Painted
Hills", that was rather popular when first
released, and isn't all that bad
unMiSTed. Quips are fast and furious
and the sketches ("Hamilton, Joe Frank &
Reynolds", Greek Constellations and Crow's
"Match Game" rendering) are great.
An "A" outing all the way.
503-"Swamp Diamonds" (aka-"Swamp Woman")-Another
Corman crappie, features Mike
"Mannix" Connors (who, for some reason,
was calling himself "Touch") plays a
hostage to three convicts of the "Nardo
Gang". The trio, Marie Windsor, Beverly
Garland and Jill Harmyn, along with planted
cop, Carole Mathews, escape from
prison and make a bee-line to the Louisiana
swamp to find some hidden diamond
(hence, the title). Connors spends
most of the time trussed up and abused by
the three before falling in love with
the mannish Mathews. Short, "What To Do On
a Date" is one of my all-time favorites,
as is the running gag of Servo going on
a "date" with Gypsy. Earns an unqualified
A.
504-"Secret Agent Super Dragon" (1966)-B-actor,
Ray Danton ("I'll Cry Tomorrow",
"The Longest Day") attempts to jump on
the Bond spy flick bandwagon and falls
flat on his face. An Italian-French-Monaccan
production that takes place mostly
in Amsterdam, and has Danton attempting
to stop a South American drug cartel
from spiking America's chewing gum with
LSD. Bumbling sidekick, "Baby Face"
(Jess Hahn), gruff boss, "Coleman" (Gerhard
Haerter) and buxon blonde squeeze,
"Charity Farrel" (Maisa Mell) round out
the incompetent, stereotypical cast.
Riffing is okay, as are the annoying robot
and virtual comedy skits, but not
much else. A "C" at best.
505-"The Magic Voyage Of Sinbad" (1953)-A
Soviet production that was not
released in the U.S. until 1962, when
Francis Ford Coppola wrote the English
version. The title, which has nothing
to do with the actual legend, was
probably tacked on by an ignorant studio
lackey. Sergey Stolyarov ("The Sword
And The Dragon") plays the great "Sinbad"
and leads his crew of reprobates on a
journey that leads to the defeat of the
Vikings (yeah, right), the capture of
the Bird of Paradise from India and finally,
a trip under the sea for a
surrealistic visit with King and Queen
Neptune (highlighted by the amazing
special effect of lowering a plastic
"Sinbad" doll into a fishtank). Movie ends
as "Sinbad" stares directly into the camera,
and into our souls. Great skits
(The Rat Pack Chess Set, Crow's Journey
and the Puppet Question), along with
first class jokes make this an enjoyable
B+ episode.
506-"Eegah!" (1962)-Put Richard Kiel ("The
Human Duplicators") and Arch Hall,
Jr. ("Nasty Rabbit", "Wild Guitar") in
a film directed by Ray Dennis Steckler,
or "Cash Flagg" ("Rat Pfink A-Boo-Boo",
"The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who
Stopped Living And Became Crazy, Mix-Up
Zombies", "The Hollywood Strangler Meets
The Skid Row Slasher") and you have a
production that makes "Manos" look like
"Citizen Kane". Vicki (Carolyn Brandt)
is dating the pasty-faced, annoying,
non-talented Hall, but discovers caveman
Kiel in the desert looking for her
father, and it's love at first shave.
Unfortunately, when they leave, the
dim-witted Eegah follows and ends up "terrorizing"
patrons in a motel restaurant
(check out the scene-the chef is actually
LAUGHING, while the diners do their
best to look scared). As a special "treat",
we get to hear Hall (and his
"group", The Archers) "sing" several songs.
Kiel meets his end in a motel
swimming pool. Truly awful.
Great riffs, though, and the host segments,
including replacing Frank's bllod with
radiator fluid, turning Joel into Arch
Hall, Jr. and Tom and Crow trying to "wash"
the film away, are great. A-
episode all the way.
507-"I Accuse My Parents" (1945)-Show starts
with the hilarious Cake N' Shake
invention and then the short feature "The
Truck Farmer" is perfectly roasted.
Main film, a weak 1940's juvenile delinquent
film, is an underrated MST3K
classic. Stars Mary Beth Hughes,
the blonde who would later turn up in "The
Last Of The Wild Horses". As with
"The Violent Years", parents are at fault for
children's crime spress and are sternly
lectured by the "judge". B+ in my book.
508-"Operation Double 007" (aka-"Secret
Agent 00", "Operation Kid Brother")
(1967)-Film tried to cash in on Sean Connery's
Bond film popularity by casting
his incompetent, untalented brother, Neil,
in the title role. Connery, The
Younger, plays a plastic surgeon who dabbles
in spyjinks, who is also proficient
in lip-reading and hynotism. Not
much suspense when he has the ability to
hypnotize anyone to do his will, so he
never loses in any situation. The film
tried to be clever and subtle with the
Bond references, but the hit like a
16-ton weight. Stock Bond characters
such as Bernard Lee ("M") and Lois Maxwell
("Miss Moneypenny") appear, playing the
same characters with different names.
Connery's character is even called "Connery"
and described as "the brother of
one of our brightest agents". As
an added touch, "Thunderball" villian, Adolfo
Celi, plays the bad guy, who, surrounded
by a bevy of beautiful women, attempts
to take over the world via a de-magnetic
device. Bizarre (and yet, unexplained)
inclusion of scene where Las Vegas-type
showgirls hijack a platoon of soldiers
adds to the overall awfulness of picture.
Halfway decent MiSTing and Torgo's
return to Dep 13, though, make this one
worth watching.
509-"Girl In Lover's Lane" (1960)-Spoiled
rich kid (Lowell Brown) hops a freight
and meets a sophisticated bum (Brett Halsey)
who agrees to show him the ropes.
They hop off in a small Southern California
town, where they meet greasy spoon
owner (Emile Meyer-"Paths Of Glory") and
his daughter (Joyce Meadows). Halsey
and Meadows fall in love, but village
idiot, (Jack Elam) proves his insane
jealousy by killing her. At first
father and whole town blames Halsey, until
Brown forces Elam to confess. A
dull film is more than compensated by riffing
and one of the great invention exchanges
(by the MADs) of all-time. Evil
(Baseball) Event Days features Peppermint
Schnapps and tire iron double-hitter,
odorless, colorless toxic fumes night
and Crossbow Night, featuring the San
Diego Chicken, had me rolling on the floor.
Crow's impersonation of Jack Elam
and the "Train Song" are top-notch.
I give it a B.
510-"The Painted Hills" (1951)-I liked
everything about this episode. From the
opening short, "Body Care And Grooming",
to the debate sketch where Crow and Tom
argue about whether the girl in that featurette
is better neat or unkempt, to
the riffing of the main film, starring
Lassie as "Shep". Jonathan (Paul Kelly-a
Kenny Rogers look-alike) strikes it rich,
but his investment partner has died,
leaving son, Tommy (Gary Gray), and widow
(Ann Doran) to reap the benefits.
Joined by Lin (Bruce Cowling), another
investor, Jonathan and Tommy set up camp
and begin looking for the mother lode.
Unfortunately, Lin develops "The
Treasure Of The Sierra Madre" syndrome,
kills Jonathan and tries to off "Shep"
with a poison dog biscuit. Justice
triumphs as he is forced off a cliff by
"Shep" Almost perfect quipping and skits,
Rutherford "P." Hayes and bringing
Lassie to justice. Great A show.
511-"Gunslinger" (1956)-Color-Roger Corman's
journey into the western genre is
about as smooth as a Louis Farrakhan visit
to Skokie, Illinois. As well as being
the first MiSTed film of this type, it
also boasts a rather well-known cast,
including Beverly Garland ("It Conquered
The World", "Swamp Diamonds"), John
Ireland (Oscar-nominated for "All The
King's Men"), and Bruno Ve Sota ("Attack
Of The Giant Leeches", "Daddy-O").
Garland plays wife of sheriff William
Schallert (the dad in "The Patty Duke
Show"), who takes over his job after he's
gunned down during the opening credits.
Ireland is a Black Bart-type gunfighter
hired by saloon-owner Erlea Page (Allison
Hayes) to get rid of her. Naturally,
the two fall in love and ultimately go
gunning for each other. Weird sub-plot
has Ireland out to avenge some kind of
Civil War wrong. Typical Corman silliness
offers little for the gallery to poke
fun at, and makes this one of my least
favorite episodes. Burdened with
unspectacular skits and a dull film, this one
only gets a "D" in my book.
512-"Mitchell" (1975)-Color-This theatrical
release has "Made For TV" written
all over it, and sports a cast almost
as large as "It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad
World." Most of all, though, it
will be forever known as show creator Joel
Hodgson's swan song from MST3K, but more
about that later. Film typecasts Joe
Don Baker ("Walking Tall") perfectly as
a fat, slobbering, mumbling drunken sot
of a cop attempting to break up a heroin
ring headed by Academy Award winner,
Martin Balsalm ("A Thousand Clowns"),
and his goofy henchman, Merlin Olson
("Father Murphy"). Television movie
mainstay, John Saxon, also makes an
appearance, but quickly disappears.
Mitchell, rock-stupid and as attractive and
sexually alluring as a beached humpback
whale, nevertheless triumphs in the end,
and even beds a pre-"Dynasty" Linda Evans
(in a most stomach-churning scene).
Throughout episode, though, is the running
sketch about Joel's departure.
First, we're introduced to his replacement,
Mike Nelson, who is working as a
temp doing inventory in Deep 13.
Then, Gypsy, in a hilarious scene parodying
"2001: A Space Odyssey," thinks Dr. F
and Frank are planning to kill Joel.
Finally, by outwitting the dullard Frank
into giving her the access code to the
escape pod (packed in a crate of Hamdingers),
she secrets Robinson away from the
Satellite of Love, and into the outback
of the Australian frontier. Show ends
with Dr. F looking at Nelson with an evil
grin and asking what size jumpsuit
he wears. Needless to say, this is one
of the most popular episodes with fans
of the show, and it's not hard to see
why. A delicious "A+" all the way.
513-"The Brain That Wouldn't Die" (aka-"The
Head That Wouldn't Die") (1959)-B&W-
Mike Nelson takes over for Joel Hodgson,
and, after a rather slow start, begins
to fill the theatre seat quite comfortably.
Funny opening bit has Tom and Crow
quizzing him on past experiments, while
he racks his brain for the right
response. His invention, however,
is a lame gutter/umbrella contraption that
the 'bots go overboard in praising.
In contrast is the hilarious balloon-buster
created by Dr. F. The MADs always
get the best of the invention exchanges
because their ideas are mostly evil and
cruel, while Joel/Mike and Co. always
have to be Politically Correct.
Bad is funnier than good. Anyway, the film is
a rather interesting tale of a dedicated
doctor (Herb "Jason" Evers), who,
during the course of an unseen auto accident,
causes the death of his lovely
nurse/fiancee, Jan (Virginia Leath).
Scooping up her severed cranium like a
Buffalo Bills' fumble in a Super Bowl
game, Evers takes it to his country home
laboratory, and somehow preserves it.
The dememted doc then plans to graft it
onto the body of another shapely woman,
but the troublesome Jan (in a lasagna pan)
begins to ridicule the idea, and constantly
nags for him to let her die. She bothers
him so much, that in one hilarious scene,
he TAPES her mouth shut, much to our glee.
Now possessed with telepathic powers,
Jan "commands" a pih-headed mutant behind
a locked door to kill Evers' assistant,
and finally the doctor, himself, as
everything ends in a cataclysmic inferno.
Hat Party skit is stupid, but the
concluding Jan-In-The-Pan take-off is
great. The novelty of Nelson's first show
aside, this is a fairly enjoyable "B-"
episode.
514-"Teenage Strangler" (1964)-Color-This
turkey gives new meaning to the term,
"low-budget," but it does fit nicely into
the "so-bad-it's-good" category.
Filmed in Huntington, West Virginia (like
most epics), it relates the story of a
teacher-turned-janitor, who gets his revenge
by strangling women, mostly
teenyboppers, hence, the title. Laughable
acting, pacing and direction are
compensated only by the poor script and
horrible audio-visual techniques. It's
amazing to me that it was even filmed
in COLOR. Movie is best-remembered,
though, because of the touching relationship
between the hero (Bill A. Bloom),
and his goofy kid brother, Mikey (Bill
Mills-in a performance that has to be
seen to be believed). Big "musical"
number is "Yipe Stripes", sung by a
barefoot waitress on top of a greasy spoon
diner's counter, while dozens of
teenage extras gad about embarrassingly.
Short feature, "Is This Love?", a story
of a stupid coed and the geek she falls
for, is roasted to perfection, as is the
main film. Great sketchwork includes
Mike's attempt to "dialogue" with the 'bots
(he ends up singing, "Get Together"),
and their turning him into the dorky kid
brother of the movie. A "B+" all
around for this one.
515-"The Wild (Wild) World Of Batwoman"
(aka-"She Was A Hippy Vampire") (1966)-
Color-It's certainly no coincidence that
this film was released right smack in
the middle of the "Batman" craze.
The campy ABC show, starring Adam West, had
debuted to stratospheric ratings, and
was even on twice a week. Both time slots
cracked the Neilson's Top Ten, and Caped
Crusader merchandise was hotter than a
day game at Busch Memorial Stadium in
July. Enter Jerry Warren (no relation to
"Manos'" Hal Warren, other than the same
ability to direct a motion picture),
who released it under the "Batwoman" tag,
only to be sued. He quickly changed
the title, but this bomb is a bomb no
matter what you call it. Busty Katherine
Victor plays the title role as straight-faced
as she can, despite ridiculous
hair, mask and accessories. She
leads a group of beautiful, bikini-clad
dingbats against the forces of evil, represented
by Rat Fink (an obvious play on
Ray Dennis Steckler's "Rat Fink A-Boo-Boo")
and his bumbling assistants, Dr.
Neon, and Heathcliff (an embarrassing
performance as a hunchbacked cretin). The
"plot" has the Fink attempting to steal
an atomic-powered hearing aid, of all
things, and the entire movie is about
as coherent as one of Muhammad Ali's
speeches. MiSTing of this one, as
well as the cheating short that come before
it, are first-class. Skits, which
include Frank's atomic hairdryer ("Demon!
DEMON!!"), and Crow's cheating scandal,
are wonderful. Great "A-" episode.
516-"Alien From L.A." (1987)-Color- Casting
supermodel Kathy Ireland as an
unattractive, uncouth, gangly goofball
is like recruiting Arnold Schwartzenegger
and Sylvester Stallone to play the leads
in "Revenge Of The Nerds," but the
production team of Golan-Globus ("Runaway
Train") decided to, anyway. Even with
the name of "Wanda", big glasses, and
a high-pitched, irritating voice, she is
still drop-dead gorgeous, and making the
audience beleive that her boyfriend
would dump her is just too absurd for
words. The convenient break-up, though,
allows Ireland to fall through a plothole,
while searching for her father, and
end up in the lost city of Atlantis, located
somewhere in the earth's crust,
contrary to theories put forth in "Hercules
And The Captive Women" and "Fire
Maidens Of Outer Space." This subterranian
world is populated by bad-acting
(even compared to Ireland), quasi-Australian,
Culture Club and "Mad Max" rejects
we've all grown to despise, and action
is about as suspenseful as sitting in
your kitchen waiting for a microwave burrito
to finish cooking. Father and daughter
eventually escape, and Wanda, now suddenly
"beautiful", gets to humiliate her
contrite ex-boyfriend. MiSTing is
fine, but skits, which all deal with
Ireland's looks or "acting" abilities,
go nowhere. A "C", at best.
517-"Beginning Of The End" (1957)-B&W-This
Bert I. Gordon ("It Conquered The
World", "Earth vs. The Spider") cheapie
was once described as "the `Citizen
Kane' of giant grasshopper movies," which
makes about as much sense as saying
that MST3K is "the `Citizen Kane' of TV
shows in which a human and two puppets
make fun of bad movies." There's
simply nothing to compare either one with. If
you like enlarged insects with your Peter
Graves, though, this one's for you.
Taking time out from his "Fury" schedule,
Graves (voted Best Actor by the
newsgroup) plays a "government scientist",
who, after radiating some plant life
(hence the silly scenes of giant strawberries
and tomatoes), realizes,
especially after his own assistant is
devoured by one, that the local locusts
are getting out of hand. Which brings
up this query: why are only strawberries,
tomatoes and grasshoppers growing to gargantuan
proportions? Wouldn't
EVERYTHING that came in contact with the
radiation increase in size? Unable to
logically answer those questions, Bert
seems content to film various rear-projected images and
shots of the pesky critters crawling about
on postcards, while boring us to
tears. And while not especially
enthralled with the film, or the MiSTing, I am
a big fan of the sketches, which include
a peek into Deep 13 ("I just couldn't
keep from picking at that pan of lemon
bars. I ate half the pan!"), Peter
Graves At The University Of Minnesota,
and Servo's Grasshopper Night At The
Improv. Fine, fine, "B" effort.
518-"The Atomic Brain" (aka-"Monstrosity")
(1964)-B&W-Another in a long series
of bad brain flicks that populated drive-ins
during the late 1950's/early
1960's. And this is one of the worst,
by far. A wealthy matron (Majorie Eaton)
hires a mad scientist (Frank Gerstle)
to transplant her brain into the body of a
beautiful young girl. Where is #513's
Herb Evers when we need him? Three girls;
an American (Erika Peters), along with
a supposed Brit and Mexican, are hired by
the old bag as maids, and must submit
to being poked and prodded by her. Great
reference has the crone barking orders
from her wheelchair at the top of a
staircase, when Mike says, "Oh, if only
Richard Widmark were here, right now."
In the end, the English girl is mutilated,
the Latina takes a swan dive off of
the roof, the old witch has her brain
placed inside a cat's head (played by
Xerxes, the only decent acting job in
the movie), the doctor is nuclearized in
his own parabolic suntan chamber, and
the American escapes. Proceded by "What About Juvenile Delinquency?",
a short in the "Cheating" vain. Great retorts
and decent sketches (Crow's Hank Kimble
and Weather-Servo Nine) highlight this
"B+" episode.
519-"The Outlaw (Of Gor)" (1987)-Color-Unnecessary
and uncalled for sequel to
"Gor", has blonde Italian nobody, Urbano
Barberini, playing Tarl Cabot, a meek
professor with a magic ring. Dragging
along his fat, obnoxious, annoying loser
friend (Russell Savadier), he is transported
to a desert world, where he must
contend with the likes of Jack Palance
(playing a high priest in a very low
point of his career), Donna Denton (voted
Worst Supporting Actress by r.a.t.m.
for playing the evil Queen), and a multitude
of hackneyed, post-apocalyptic,
leather-clad idiots. We're also
treated to various nauseating shots of some
drawf's butt, along with a very tepid
love affair between Barbarini and heroine,
Rebecca Ferrati. The riffing, along
with the "Tubular, Boobular Joy" song,
Palance On Palance, the MAD's dancing
through the ages, and the Fabio kit,
make this a fun one to watch, and a "B"
in my book.
520-"Radar Secret Service" (1950)-B&W-Film
preports to instill in us all of the
advantages of the then-new technology
of radar, but succeeds only in putting us
to sleep. UnMiSTed, this would be
torture, but mixed with the right amounts of
acerbic commentary, and it becomes one
of my favorite episodes. A cast of fifty,
or so, play out a confusing and (almost)
incomprehensible tale of government
agents utilizing the innovation to stop
some bad guys from doing something
illegal. Two women (Adele Jergens
and Myrna Dell) appear in film, but I can't
explain why. MST3K watchers will
recognize two Season Two alumni, however, Sid
"Monkey Boy" Melton ("Lost Continent")
and Ralph Byrd ("Jungle Goddess").
Character names like "Marge", "Pill Box",
"Static" and "Blackie" enhance the
idiocy. But this show is remembered
most for the short feature, "Last Clear
Chance", one of the best such filmettes
since, "Mr. B Natural." Uninvited state
trooper visits farmhouse to lecture teenage
bumpkin on good driving habits, only
to watch as the stupid older brother and
date have an off-screen run-in with a
locomotive. Classic riffs and great
skits (The Quinn Martin Nature Preserve and
Hypno-Helio Static Stasis) make this a
solid "B+" installment.
521-"Santa Claus" (1959)-Color-There are
funnier MST3K shows, but few can
surpass the total excellence of the dismantling
of this seasonal Mexican import.
Highly-praised in its day, this turkey
has been called a "camp classic," but,
since much of the "camp" is unintentional,
the so-called cleverness is
tarnished. And the idea to team
up Kris Kringle with Merlin the Magician in a
battle royale with Lucifer over the soul
of a little girl is the stuff that drug
addiction is made of, not simple holiday
fantasy. Nevertheless, I liked
everything about this one. From
the embarrassing, stereotypical opening number,
to Santa's secret hideaway on another
planet, to his evil, laughing wind-up
reindeer, to his final conflict with "Mr.
Pitch" (after being treed by a
bulldog). All the while, St. Nick
manages to give a cheap doll to an
impoverished child, crush three juvenile
offenders, and get the Devil hosed off
by some inept Mexican police officers.
MiSTing is fast, furious, and right-on
target, as are the skits, including A
Visit From The Nelson's and a fight between
Santa and Pitch in Deep 13. The
only negative part is the song, "Merry Christmas,
If That's Okay" (especially compared with
the vastly superior, "A Patrick Swayze
Christmas"), but even that cannot take
away from an almost perfect, "A"
episode.
522-"Teenage Crimewave" (1955)-B&W-Typical
teenploitation film of the mid-
1950's. This one tells of a pretty
young girl (Sue England) who teams up with a
tough, k.d. lang-type (Mollie McCart),
and her her brutal, dwarfish boyfiriend,
"Mike Denton" (Tommy Cook), to rob a fat
guy outside a bar. After helping the
gals escape from the station wagon taking
them to reform school, Mike takes the
girls to a refuge inside a farmhouse,
using the two elderly occupants (and later
their handsome son) as hostages.
After a murder or two, a minor, unexciting
chase scene follows, and like "The Crawling
Eye" (see #101), the film ends
(mecifully) in an observatory. Rare
example of a show in which the skits (Myst-
O's, Doughy Guys, a failed escape attempt,
and the Mace Mousse) are light years
ahead of the riffs. So much so,
that this one earns a "B+".
523-"Village Of The Giants" (1965)-Color-It's
interesting to see so many well-
known faces in this goofy Bert I. Gordon
story of a kid who invents a substance
that makes living things grow to colossal
proportions. The juvenile genius is
played by none other than "Andy Griffith's"
boy, Ronny Howard, who was, no
doubt, making more money than all of the
other cast members combined. Joining
him are Tommy Kirk ("Catalina Caper");
Johnny Crawford (late of "The Rifleman");
Beau Bridges ("The Fabulous Baker Boys");
Toni Basil ("American Grafitti" and
singer of the 1982 Number One hit, "Mickey");
Joseph Turkel ("Paths Of Glory");
and Jimm Begg ("Catalina Caper", "The
Ghost And Mr. Chicken"). Bridges, showing
none of the talent of his father or brother,
leads a mild pack of bleach-blonde
boneheads who pilfer the pink stuff, grow
out of their clothes (although they do
manage to find some appropriate theatrical
costumes that, somehow, seem to
fit!), and gently terrorize a village
full of idiots. And even though they
can just step on the populace at will,
their only means of envoking fear is to
kidnap sheriff Turkel's daughter.
They do, however, manage to humiliate Kirk
(forcing him to bring them fried chicken
and back-handing him), before Opie
invents a shrinking fog (dispensing it
amongst the "giants" by riding circles
around them on his bicycle). Baddies
then shrink and skulk back from wence they
came. Don't miss great shot of Crawford
being pick up by one of the huge women,
placed inside her bra and almost jiggled
to death ("Be careful what you wish
for." sighs Mike). MiSTing is almost perfect,
as is the running sketch about
Frank being fired, Torgo being hired,
and Frank being rehired. All told, this
is one great "A" episode in my opinion.
524-"12 To The Moon" (1960)-Color-This
film is a poor second cousin to the
German-Polish production of "The First
Spaceship On Venus" (see #211), which was
a pretty bad movie in its own right.
It features an intergrated and
Politically-Correct gaggle of astronauts,
including Cery Devlin as the token
black; Michi Kobe, the Asian female doctor;
Anne-Lisa, the curvacious Swede;
John Wengraf, the son of an ex-Nazi; Tom
Conway, the Commie Russian; Richard
Weber, the Polish-Jew; Tema Bey, the non-descript
Turk; Luis Vargas, the seldom-
seen and never-missed Spaniard; Phillip
Baird, as the treacherous Frenchman, and
a Brit who is killed off as soon as they
touch down on the lunar surface. Led
by American Ken Clarke ("Attack Of The
Giant Leeches"), this dirty dozen
discover a race of moon people who would
rather freeze the earth than put up
with annoying visitors (hey, who wouldn't?!).
Short before main feature is the
surreal, "Design For Dreaming", a videologue
of those automobile show Moto-Ramas
so popular in the late 1940's and early
1950's. Decent MiSTing, and running skit
about Nuveena, woman of the future make
this a solid "B" episode.
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